Parenthood

I finally get to meet you Fake Cry I’m so happy

So tiny, a little doll that wiggles and sleeps
Sh Sh sh sh,, stop crying, please don’t wake up again…. Waaaaa.. not again
Oh look at that pretty smile, I love you
No, No, Stop, NO
Look at my little man, look at my precious little pincess
Why! Don’t touch that! Don’t go over there
Oh my gosh I have the best kid ever, like totally so perfect for me.
Eat All your food, no biting, let go of my hair that hurts
Love that you say thank you, you’re so smart and cute
No, no, no, lay down, no hitting, be nice, don’t eat the dog food
So polite and calm, couldn’t imagine anyone but you my angel
Why do you do this to meeee! Please can I get a moment of peace!?
Yes, Fake crying I’m so happy
Finally asleep, they offered to watch em.

Balance
Balance
Behold! Blessings bestowed before my beautiful blood.
While Brainless bourgeoisies(burzswasees) banter between barred bastilles(basteels)
Blocked by better beings, but they blunder beside their babbling biases, bust
Brawling, battling like belittled, befuddled babies, bond to bite the dust
Balance
Buffalos, Brown Bears, and Bald Eagles
Break Barriers, Boogie, Bunny Bounce, Bow
Baffling buffs by being brave, breathtaking, bold, and believable
Burst ballistically brightly before blowout bunches
Beacons that blow brains by bolstering beloved beggars, brunches
Balance
Baboons, Barnacles, and oooooo Barracudas
Blind Bafoones! Be better before beckoning for blissful bickering
Blast! Their bills build belfries(bellfrees) beyond belief before them belligerently
Bleeding, baned, broken, blemished, bizarre, and bare
Blamed, Blotted out, Blown over, bagged and buried, beware
Balance
Buttoned-up, Beautiful besotted people I beseech you
Let Bygones be bygones is my byword bonus beneficial to you
Billionaires bark to bewilder and beguile you
But bountiful beneficence brings branched bodies to be banded
Being buddy-buddy by breaching barriers
Begets benevolence into bona fide brothers, branded
Balance
 A Typical Christian Christmas Mini Rock Concert
Aaaaa oooo- Like Queen
Joy to the world. We are gonna do a little performance for you all. Praise the newborn king
I’m Dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know.
Wow, thank you… Bless you, We are really proud of this next song. I feel God in the Chilis
tonight. Praise him.
A one, a two, a one two three
Fall on your knees, oh hear, the glorious voices, on night divine, oh night, when Christ was born
Oh rump pum pum pump.
We wanted to shout out a special someone’s birthday, and that would be Jesus. Sing his
praises.
Drum Solo!!!!- Impractical Jokers
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as
charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
Thanks for all coming out, you’re the best crowd, so wonderful to be here. God loves you
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose Although it's been said many
times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you
hallelujah, hark the herald angel sing.
This child is a blessing to the both of us. We will name him Jesus and place him in a manger.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
 Nemisis

Start hyperventilating and smiling like Madd Vladd

I watch you pitifully as you smear across the room, leaving dirty footprints of a charlatan, an
unworthy peasant who acts as if it has ascended. In reality, you are a sad, lingering fart, drifting
into everyone’s coffee.
I have my sights perfectly dilated on you, while you are just firing from the hip.

Calm and Collected, I suddenly take the shot …Expeliamous!

You ungracefully jolt out of the way, with a perplexed look of vengeance and say
“What in Tarnation, I’ve known you since you were knee-high to a grasshopper. as you quickly
move toward me rolling up your sleeves, muttering “you think your slicker than spit”

I suddenly find myself cowering and embarrassed, like that feeling you get when being walked
in on by a stranger in a public bathroom stall.
You hesitate surprisingly as you try and ooze through the crowd and say "you look as Nervous
as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
I instinctively shout “Onomatopoeia” in response and dash away- Chamon- like Michael Jackson
I arrive at my safe haven, panting, thinking “How am I supposed to breathe with no air?”
I then sigh, staring into a mirror, defeated
Who is that girl I see, staring straight, back at me?

It’s your reflection, says a random bystander.

I awkwardly turn, like a penguin, but this revelation came from no bystander, it came from you,
polluting the atmosphere where you stand.

You grab me by the shoulders and say. “Give it to me baby, aha aha”
I begrudgingly hug you, hypnotized, and thank you for never giving up on me.
Jiminy Christmas, you say, "You're sexier than socks on a rooster.
Start hyperventilating and smiling like Madd Vladd
I know