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A Rap Battle of Good and Evil Vincent Jose as Lil Viathan (AKA Satan) Sergio Espain as Notorious G.O.D.
SATAN BEGINS
Beelzebub, I hate this pit. Eternal wrath in fire, s#it. We should rise up, take down God And try to make him suffer this. Yahweh is just a zealot, A false ruler with a bad habit Of punishing many of his children for the sake of being drastic so his sheep will remain pedantic reading words, argue semantics until they contradict themselves and find their souls suddenly abandon. Moloch, Belial and Beelzebub. We must usurp the holy one take down the righteous crown and make the heavens bow to us.
GOD RESPONDS
SATAN CONTINUES
My love is gone for you, daddy, you could ride in hearses. I'm sick in the brain, dumb b!tch, can you nurse this? You told me life would never, ever, ever get this perfect tell them all, Pray to me, and take your kids to the churches. F#ck church theyre singing and the sh!t ain't even worth it. In the choir, whores and liars, scumbags in the dirt, b!tch. You told me God was the answer. When I ask him for s#it, I get no answer, so God is the cancer.
GODS ANGER
Faith is a mystery, Dont you know your MY history I can tell you why they pray to me, Im Makinem think He leads the way for me Satan, youve got a really really really bad bout of insanity , Im givinem the choice to think free, a life free of sin and agony I am the answer, cant you see?, dont MEAN you should fear me. Gave the decree to Adam and EVE, Dont eat FROM that Holy TREE I give voice to the voiceless, and choice to the choiceless So long as the choices and voices go along with MY choices These are my Children, buddy, you best take a walk If its their souls you want, do more than just talk Adam and Eve are strong, they have no fear Tryin to tempt them, youll need MORE than your sneer I dont need to explain, it should be all clear My Vengeance , itll be more severe Temptation aint bait, you sorry ingrate Its way too late, youve already sealed your fate
SATANS PLAN
If I had 666 dimensions to choose from Id choose this one cuz its the one that Im used to. Abused son, bastard to the one they call the truth. While his favorites play and skip in the fountain of youth. Cuz when a hardcore leviathan is breaking down and cryin no one offers any guidance in a land of ultra-violence. Silence Looky here, your paradise. Where my reckoning will sure suffice. Swallow all the good and nice Serpent versus 3 blind mice. And here lies Eve Looking up into the leaves Of knowledge. Oh please Take a bite of fruit from the tree. If God were truly holy The world would probably be free From temptation like these, So have yourself a taste of relief.
GODS REBUTTAL
You KNOW Eve is weak, Just leave her alone! Dressin up like a snake?, your cover was nearly blown! Youd Better wise up, or try some new clone Cuz when you fail, youll groany groan groan Thats why she has Adam, you know, to protect her
SATANS FUTURE
Prepare for the future Cuz you're gonna need a suture For the surgical corruptions I'm plannin you aint even used to. I'll get pedophile priests to pervert your precious prophet I'll manifest mass genocide with your name on it I'll make politicians and CEOS to profit from it And put your words on the mantle and put your head upon it. Ill be the voice in their heads, kids thatll shoot up schools Or get wasted and allocated just to try to be cool. Satanic verses, voodoo curses, high prices of fuel, Because Im the real hero, mistaken for the fool.
GODS FUTURE
You aint no hero, just some wanna be thug I cast you down and beat you like an old throw rug Standin here, worked up, actin all smug You forget, I got the power to squash you like a bug Youve unleashed the fury, the anger, the rage! Lock you in a cage, flood you with a plague! Ive had it with your games and all your false prophecies Your lies, your schemes, and all your blasphemies! *sigh* hold on, I better calm down Look at the way Im actin, man, this aint even my town I realize now that these humans are all doomed However, I will not allow their poor souls to be consumed They have the choice, the free will, to confess, to repent And Ill forgive them all, souls clean, knees bent Satan, we keep goin round and round and back and forth Lets just end this for now, and Ill head North *Poof *
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Thank you: Tyler the Creator Hodgy Beats Eminem Dr. Dre For lyrics and inspiration.