Slogan 1 : “Life is too short to stress about fitting in your skinny jeans”

Slogan 2 : “Don’t wear skinny jeans if you don’t have skinny genes”

Hello and good morning to Sara and my fellow friends, Im Ainil and today im going to present my
pitch about why men shouldn’t wear SKINNY jeans.

Before we go more deeper talking about this topic, ill will start my pitch with a slogan [Slide1]“Life is
too short to stress about fitting in your skinny jeans”. This slogan is not just dedicated to men, but
also to all women out there. So, to be clear, skinny jeans are fine for skinny men, but for most guys
out there, this is not going to be the choice for you. [Slide2] Slim cut will look better, straight cut will
look better, boot cut will look better and even loose cuts will look better. We can said that 90% of
them are going to slim and straight boot. Even if you go loose, there are variations type of loose
jeans. What you need to do is that find the brand that works with your particular build and your
body, that’s going to be the best for you. Don’t be a big guy trying to get into slim jeans. I know now
skinny jeans have become a trend among young people especially with the kpop fever that we can
see a lot of kpop idol wearing the skinny jenas. Now, im about to explain why skinny jeans is not
going to work.

The reasons number 1 is [Slide3] because they cause urinary tract infections. Theres a [Slide 4] study
of 2000 british men and what they discovered 50% of them had issues with too much pressure in
their groin. Over time, this basically causes your bladder to be overactive and when you had an
overactive bladder, you’re going to pee more, but this can over time lead to other issues including
urinary tract infactions. 25% of the guys in this study showed early signs of bladder issues, while 20%
ppl in this study had suffered a twisted testicle. If you are suffering twisted testicle to just look good
in skinny jeans, you’ve got issues that go beyond the skinny jeans. Don’t sacrifice your comfort and
health for stylishness or fashion. It is just not worth it. *so ditch those skinny jeans*.

The reason number 2 [Slide5] is that they lack of functionality. Jeans are suppose to be functional.
Let’s take cargo pants as example. For those who don’t know what cargo pants is, heres I provide a
picture of it [Slide 6]. With this pants, we can squat down, move around easily and had a freedom of
movement. Think about that in a pair of skinny jeans. You have NO FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT which
it defeats the purpose of jeans like if you bend over you’re going to tear the seam and you are going
to expose your backside area. For example if you are going to camping with usain bolt, and suddenly
theres a bear pop up out of nowhere, of course the chances of you to get eaten by the bear is higher
than usain bolt. Usain bolt is going to outrun you unless he is in a pair of skinny jeans. All of a sudden
your chances have shot up because Usain Bolt is in a pair of skinny jeans. So, think about the
functionality guys, avoid the skinny jeans.

The reason number 3 [Slide7] is that skinny jeans is like a cheap hotel that have no ballroom. Men
need room for their balls in their jeans. That simply the way there are made. Their testicles hang for
a reason. They need to basically get away from their core body, so that it can maintain a lower
temperature so that they can properly manufacture and store sperm. This is based on the Science
ya.

The reason number 4 [Slide 8] is that there are only for a specific body type. Too many men of the
wrong body type are trying to wear skinny jeans. If you are skiny, if you are thin, maybe you can give
them a shot, but for the vast majority of men , if you are muscular, if you are big, if you are heavy, if
you are overweight, do not try squeeze in to a pair of skinny jeans. Maybe some of them being able
to squeeze them on and button it up but yet they have a roll of fat hanging over which is that’s not a
good look and not a good sign. Find the jeans that are going to compliment your body type. You just
need Find the right style for your body type, don’t try to squeeze into a pair that just isn’t made for
you. So remember this, [Slide 9] “Don’t wear skinny jeans if you don’t have skinny genes”.

The reason number 5 why you should avoid skinny jeans [Slide10] is that the pockets are useless.
Imagine, you are wearing jeans that almost painted on your body, you cant even get a finger into
that front pocket. When you put a thin wallet in your back pocket, it looks like you’ve got a tumor on
your backside. Don’t wear jeans that does not even allow a basic functionality of being able to carry
something.

So the conclusion is ditch those skinny jeans, don’t ever try to wear the skinny jeans. That’s all from
me, thank u.