The 100

Best Opening Lines

 the 100 best opening lines
This bonus portion of The Godly Texting Guide is pretty self-explanatory. I’ve compiled my top 100
opening lines that are best suited for starting a conversation with a girl over text, on the right foot.

Framing the conversation to convey intent and playfulness from the start is perhaps one of the most
important aspects of text-game that’s going to get you consistent results with girls.
Sending “hey” or “what’s up” doesn’t convey intent, lacks purpose, and will not get you the results
you’re looking for. This is why I created these lines: so you can implement them and start having success
without even having to think. Too many guys will spend countless hours on text conversations that lack
direction and purpose.

Remember, the entire point of texting is to set up dates and get the girl in front of you. These opening
lines I’ve outlined for you serve as a great way to start the conversation off in a fun way that will grab her
attention, and make it easy for you to organically continue the conversation and turn it into a productive
outcome aka you getting her on a date.
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1. What world changing things did you
accomplish today?
2. Honey, I’m home.
3. Your evening entertainment has arrived.
4. I’m here to make you fall in love with me.
5. Here to initiate the beginning of our romantic
love story
6. *ball emoji* sorry don’t know how that rolled
in there.
7. *dog emoji* Hey Fido get back over here…
sorry my dog isn’t trained and always runs
into people’s messages
8. Hey it’s Zeus, your soulmate
9. I’m here, what are your other two wishes?
10. Hey it’s me, I’m here to sweep you off your
feet.
11. I’ve got the red carpet and limo ready for
tonight, all you need to do is dress cute and
be ready at 8 PM.
12. I know you were thinking about me, so I
decided I’d make your thoughts come to life.
13. Thought I’d make your day by shooting you a
text, so here I am.
14. You ready to fall in love with me today?
15. FaceTime me.
16. I know you’ve been worried sick, but I made
it home safe yesterday.
17. I didn’t know you ordered a cook? -> well
yeah im here to spice up your day.
18. Yes, yes I know you’ve been waiting all day
for me, but I’m here, I made it.
19. Do you ever just look up at the stars and
think, “damn, I’m cute”
20. Rate how your day is going on a scale from
0-10, now that I texted you
21. Introducing the only guy who won’t bore you
to death over text *pointing up emoji*
22. Are you ready to be a power couple?
23. Will you go to prom with me? (jokingly)
24. Wow (proceed with literally ANYTHING after
this, this is just to grab her attention. Can
follow it up with the next line)
25. So where do I sign up? (followed by a
backhanded compliment or push-pull)
26. Let’s get married
27. After long deliberation, I’ve come to the
conclusion that it only makes sense for us to
get married and consummate our deep love
for each other *insert irony emoji*
28. Daddy’s home.
29. Let’s abandon our priorities and go on an
irresponsible adventure.
30. Daddy has arrived.
31. Hi, Zeus here from Daddy’s on Demand, I’ve
been assigned to be your temporary Daddy.
32. This is Zeus’s assistant following up to
confirm your appointment with Zeus for
tomorrow at 8 PM.
33. Your day has officially been made -> because
you received a text from me *emoji*
34. You should be here *send picture of food
or activity you talked about doing with her
before*
35. I wanna see you again.
36. Gonna just shoot straight and say that I’m
lowkey into you and wanna hangout to see if
you’re as interesting as you seem.
37. Come over.
38. You + Me + Together = FUN AF. -> Let’s
make it happen
39. How’s my least favorite person doing today
*insert irony emoji*
40. What does it feel like to receive a text from
the most eligible bachelor on the planet?
41. Let’s play a game, I exist, you fall in love.
Game over *insert emoji*
42. Stop. Drop. And roll a wittier reply over to me
*insert emoji*
43. You lost. -> I bet you couldn’t go without
replying to my text and you did *smile emoji*
44. Hi this is, Zeus’s mom, I wanted to setup
a play date with you and Zeus. When’s the
best time for you?
45. I’m now accepting Daddy applications and
thought I’d extend the offer to you
46. I feel like we’re growing apart.
47. [send a meme relating to something you’ve
talked about in the past]
48. Just booked us a trip to Hawaii.
49. Just planned our honeymoon.
50. You’re gonna love your plans for this
weekend. Hint: They include me.
51. Woah, your plans for this weekend are dope
af -> Because I’m in them ;)
52. Spoiler alert: we’re gonna end up madly in
love.
53. Our wrestling match is scheduled for
tomorrow at 3 PM. Bring your fight gear.
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54. How did your super boring [insert whatever
activity/thing she mentioned to you that she
was doing prior] go?
55. I heard you wanna fight me.
56. You’re hired. -> To be my girlfriend.
57. After a long recruiting process, we’ve come
to the conclusion that you’re the perfect fit to
be my new soulmate. The “side girl” position
is also still available.
58. Congratulations. -> You received a text from
me ;)
59. How does it feel? -> To be texting the love of
your life?
60. Hello, it’s me. *insert Adele Giphy*
61. You can be Mrs. Claus and I’ll be Santa
minus the Ho Ho Hoes.
62. Let’s go on an adventure.
63. You passed. -> You’ve managed to have me
the slightest bit interested that I decided to
text you *insert emoji*
64. I think we should break up.
65. I heard you were talking shit about me.
Time for us to fight. -> Nope, too late we’re
fighting, it’s been decided.
66. Sup bro.
67. Ok, we’re hanging out this weekend. My
decision is final.
68. I’ve made the executive decision that we’re
seeing each other this weekend.
69. Hey, it’s me, the love of your life. We met
last night in a romantic scene right out of a
movie.
70. I’m a mind reader. -> I knew you wanted me
to text you *insert emoji*
71. You’re going on your ideal date this
weekend. Spoiler alert: it’s with me.
72. Do you believe in love at first text? -> Now
you do.
73. Let’s grab a drink tonight.
74. Bet you didn’t know your day could be made
with a single message ;).
75. Christmas has come early… I’m here.
76. Santa couldn’t fit me down the chimney so
he had me send you a text instead.
77. Do you believe in love at first text? Or should
I just text you again?
78. You can call your mom now and tell her your
crush finally texted you back.
79. You can drop what you’re doing now, I’m
here ;).
80. Your parents would love me.
81. Your parents are gonna love me.
82. I like your face.
83. It’s that time of day again -> Time for me to
make your dreams come true.
84. The highlight of your day has arrived, in text
message form.
85. I like your aesthetic.
86. Think I just met my future wife.
87. Sorry, meant to text you earlier but I was too
busy solving world peace.
88. Let’s go [insert activity you’re asking her out
on].
89. [send her an invite to play one of those
iPhone games that pop up in the keyboard]
90. Hey you.
91. [link her the trailer for a new movie that
relates to something you’ve talked about
before] ->We need to go see this.
92. Entertain me, I’m bored.
93. I’m going to [insert activity], come along with
me for an adventure.
94. We’re going on [insert date activity] on [insert
day of the week].
95. Just watched [insert whatever thing she
recommended to you / you guys talked
about in previous conversation and make a
sarcastic or witty comment about it.]
96. Sorry I’m late.
97. This is the message that begins our love
story. I hope you’re prepared.
98. [insert restaurant or other food place] is
calling our name.
99. You’re fired. -> From being the fake love of
my life.
100. I’ll ditch my side girl to hangout with you
tonight, all you have to do is say yes.