P-p-p MOONY!

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Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Stats: Published: 2016-10-05 Words: 92

P-p-p MOONY!
by Slytherina

"Come on Harry, say it. Say Padfoot!"

"Moony!"

"Oh for fudge sake!"

Remus smirks. "Told you i'm his favourite"

"MOONY!"

"Listen here, Harry. I'm your godfather and I'm supposed to buy you stuff. That's the deal. So the
least you can do for me is say Padfoot. Padfoot. Your mother's smart. You should be able to pick
this up easily."

"MOONY!"

"No P-Padfoot"

"-P.."

"Yes..! Keep going..!"

"P-poo!"

"This is rediculus, Harry. Padfoot!"

"P.. MOONY!"

"That's it! That is it! JAMES! Your child is broken and needs to sort out his priorities!"

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