B) :B >:(

Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/15557067.

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: F/M, M/M, Multi
Fandom: Homestuck
Relationship: Jade Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
Character: Jade Harley, Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas
Additional Tags: Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck), Fluff, thats it thats the whole fic
Stats: Published: 2018-08-04 Words: 540

B) :B >:(
by gingerslapNotion

Summary

TG: karkat weve been over this

TG: you two are both so charmingly nerdy that you need a big dose of strider cool to
balance it out and thats where i come in
TG: its like if our relationship was a triangle and degrees measured coolness id be the
obtuse one
CG: YEAH YOU ARE PRETTY OBTUSE
TG: wait fuck

Notes

working title: an attempt was made

i was thinking about how jade and karkat's emoticons are similar and i realized dave would
totally swoon over how cute that is and. this was born

See the end of the work for more notes

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling twoKnightsOnePup --

CG: HEY JADE DID YOU TAKE MY RED LOBSTER SHIRT WITH YOU TO JOHN’S?
CG: I CAN’T FIND IT AND IT’S KIND OF DRIVING ME UP THE WALL
-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering twoKnightsOnePup --
GG: dont look at me im innocent! O:)
CG: WHAT IS THAT
GG: its me wearing halo because im an angel and i didnt take your shirt
GG: see?
GG: O:B
CG: O:B
-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering twoKnightsOnePup --
TG: shit you guys are fucking adorable
CG: NO, ^THAT’S^ FUCKING ADORABLE
GG: omg dave hi!! how are you
TG: im smitten as shit thats how i am
TG: my pump biscuits doing flips like nobodys business over here
TG: its like my hearts a fuckin olympic ice skater
TG: just executed a daring septuple jumpy spin thing and stuck the landing
TG: when asked what its inspiration was for being so goddamn spectacular at flipping all over the
place daves heart said
TG: “these two nerds and their cute-ass emoticons”
CG: WOW OK.
GG: dave why dont you use emoticons?
TG: emoticons are dorky
CG: WHAT LIKE YOU’RE NOT A MASSIVE DORK YOURSELF
TG: karkat weve been over this
TG: you two are both so charmingly nerdy that you need a big dose of strider cool to balance it out
and thats where i come in
TG: its like if our relationship was a triangle and degrees measured coolness id be the obtuse one
CG: YEAH YOU ARE PRETTY OBTUSE
TG: wait fuck
GG: dave if youre obtuse does that mean me and karkat are............
GG: aCUTE?? ;D
TG: god dammit
CG: STRIDER DON’T PRETEND LIKE THAT ENTIRE METAPHOR WASN’T TEN
THOUSAND TIMES DORKIER THAN ANYTHING JADE OR I HAVE EVER DONE OR
WILL EVER DO IN OUR ENTIRE LIVES
CG: YOU DON’T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON.
GG: cmon dave just one little emoticon?
GG: for us? O:B
CG: O:BO
TG: fine you wore me down
TG: B|
CG: HMMMMM
GG: ......................
TG: what
GG: well its not accurate!!
CG: YOU SMILE A LOT MORE THAN YOU USED TO
GG: and you dont cover your eyes as much either
TG: really
TG: i didnt notice
GG: (omg)
TG: ok how about
TG: B:)
TG: wait no that looks stupid
TG: 0h well
CG: THAT WAS WEIRD
TG: yeah i know its dumb
CG: NO I MEANT
CG: NEVERMIND
 GG: i think it looks okay but thats fine!!
TG: wait guys i got it
TG: 8^y
CG: OH MY SHITTING CHRIGT
GG: dave noooooooooo
TG: dave yes 8^y
GG: lfkgjdlkfjg
CG: WAIT HOLD ON
CG: JADE IF YOU DIDN’T TAKE MY RED LOBSTER SHIRT
CG: THEN
TG: uh g2g
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering twoKnightsOnePup --
CG: STRIIIIIIDEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
GG: omg
GG: <3
CG: I’M GONNA WEAR HIS ““YUNG STRIDEEZY”” SWEATER
CG: THAT’LL SHOW HIM
GG: do it!!!
GG: ok me and john are going to the movies but ill talk soon!!
GG: love you <3
CG: LOVE YOU TOO
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering twoKnightsOnePup --
-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering twoKnightsOnePup --
TG: love ya have fun
TG: also that sweater is handwash only
CG: FUCK OFF
TG: <3
CG: <3
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering twoKnightsOnePup --
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling twoKnightsOnePup --

End Notes

dave named the gc and jade and karkat were too scared and/or didnt care enough to ask him
what it meant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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