Professional Documents
Culture Documents
HOTEL WEST
written by:
Kailey Murphey
2.
Old Man
Old Lady
Instructor
Waiter
Worker
Tracy
Cabbie
Sarah
Ella
Andrew
August
3.
Erin
Cara
4.
FADE IN:
CARRIE
(sing-songy)
Good morning!
Sam rubs her eyes. She checks her watch hidden underneath her
olive blazer. Her outfit is less extravagant than Carrie's; a
simple white blouse and high-rise jeans. Professional meets
Gen Z trendy.
CARRIE
Have you heard?
SAM
Heard what?
CARRIE
About the new client?
SAM
Hotel West? I thought we all knew
about that.
CARRIE
Whoever gets assigned the lead on
the Hotel West campaign will get a
promotion if Eric is impressed.
CARRIE
(giddy)
Yes! This is your moment.
CARRIE
I'm not sure but if they ask for
suggestions during the meeting, you
better have some prepared! It's
between you, Kya, or a new hire. Go
get that bag, girl!
Sam chuckles.
SAM
Okay, shoo. I've got to reply to at
least one hundred comments before
this meeting.
CARRIE
My little social media manager, hard
at work. Maybe you'll be the next
Wendy's social media person. God,
their tweets are funny.
SAM
I aspire! I just want to shadow that
person for one whole day. Roasting
the shit out of McDonalds? Yes,
please.
CARRIE
True. It's a miracle they haven't
gotten canceled yet. All hail Your
Majesty Queen Wendys.
Carrie pretends to bow. She leaves the cubicle and runs into
someone else on her way. Sam turns back to her own computer--
Instagram, Tiktok, and Twitter on separate screens-- and
stars typing.
ERIC
Good morning, everyone. By now I'm
sure you all have heard about our
new acquisition, Hotel West. We are
thrilled to partner with such a
strong company and help them take
their brand to the next level.
ERIC
Now, I know this deadline sounds
tight, but we have to capitalize on
the romanticism of expensive hotels
during the holiday season. There's
something about the charm that nabs
at people's heartstrings. Hotel West
feels that their brand is
encapsulated during the holidays,
and they want us to have a first-
hand look.
Carrie immediately looks to Sam who rolls her eyes. She hates
Christmas.
ERIC
Sam!
SAM
Yes, sir?
ERIC
I'd like you to take point on this.
Come to my office once we're
finished here and I'll explain
exactly what we need from you.
SAM
Thank you sir.
Eric goes on pointing at the screen while Sam jots notes down
on her notepad.
ERIC
Come in.
Sam pushes the door open carrying a computer, coffee mug, and
yellow notepad.
Eric gestures for her to sit at the chair opposite his
cluttered desk. There are week-old jello cups and stacks of
paper bigger than Sam's head. He has three monitors, all
hooked up to his Macbook sitting on the side closest to his
city-view window.
SAM
First of all, I wanted to say that I
am grateful for this opportunity.
ERIC
Not necessary, Sam. You're the only
one I trust on this account.
SAM
Oh, well, thank you.
ERIC
Now, let's get down to it. You are
going to go down to Hotel West, meet
with the Head of Business
Operations, get a feel of the place,
and make pitches for the campaign.
Questions?
Sam scribbles on her notepad.
SAM
Not right now.
Eric claps his hands together, sealing an invisible deal.
ERIC
Okay, great. You leave Saturday!
SAM
This Saturday? But, that's in two
days!
ERIC
Hotel West wants the first pitch
before the end of the year. They
want something to close out the year
so they can begin advertising the
next holiday season.
SAM
8.
AMANDA
UGHHHHHHH...
SAM
Not good?
AMANDA
No.
SAM
Want to talk about it?
AMANDA
Nope.
SAM
(nods)
Got it.
They head down the sidewalk together in silence for a while
before Sam looks at her friend.
SAM
Sooooo...
AMANDA
Oh my god what?
SAM
You really did have a bad day.
AMANDA
Sorry. You've been looking over at
me like you want to say something
for the last five blocks.
SAM
Something very interesting happened
at work today.
AMANDA
Praise the Lord. I've been waiting
for that boss of yours to get his
head out of his ass.
SAM
I got the Hotel West account! But, I
have to travel down there this
weekend.
10.
AMANDA
Sam, that's amazing! Congrats. Don't
you ever let my exhaustion get in
the way of your much-deserved
celebration again!
Sam smiles to herself and bumps Amanda's shoulder.
SAM
Thanks, Ames.
AMANDA
Sam, you've got to tell everyone
what happened at work!
David hovers over the apartment Christmas Tree neatly
dispersing ornaments. He overhears, immediately stops what
he's doing to listen to the news, mouth dropped wide open.
DAVID
You had news and you weren't gonna
share?
SAM
It just happened today!
DAVID
Still.
He draws out the last letter for far too long.
SAM
You guys know how my company was
working on acquiring Hotel West as a
new client?
11.
MARK
Yeah.
GRETCHEN
Oh, I used to go there as a kid!
DAVID
No?
SAM
Well, anyway... my boss decided that
I should make our entire marketing
pitch. So, I'm going down to visit
French Lick for the weekend. You
know, scope it out.
MARK
Congratulations, Sam.
SAM
Ugh, except the campaign is supposed
to be all about the holidays. A
Christmas puke-fest.
DAVID
Damn, that's a lot of feelings.
AMANDA
Why don't you just... fake it?
SAM
(sighs)
It's a deep hatred.
MARK
Why don't you take someone with you?
Everyone glances at each other knowingly.
SAM
I think I should just tell Eric to
let someone else take it.
MARK
You won't get another chance like
this. Not for a while at least. I
thought you wanted to get out of the
social media gig.
AMANDA
I think Mark's proposition is
fantastic. You two should go. It
would be funnnn, festive,
(quieter)
12.
romantic...
Sam gives her major side-eye. David points at Amanda, nodding
in agreement. He reaches into a bin at his feet and grabs a
strand of gold tinsel. He looks at the tree, then the tinsel,
then back at the tree, throws his head in the air, and takes
a deep breath.
DAVID
Can someone come help me?
Simulatenously:
SAM
I can.
MARK
Sure.
They both shrug and get up to help. Mark is taller than Sam
so he starts at the top of the tree and weaves it around.
Mark hands it off to Sam and she wraps it the rest of the way
around the tree. They take a step back to admire their work
of art.
SAM
Anything else?
DAVID
Yeah I just need a few of these
ornaments to be put up.
MARK
Found it.
Sam tries to take it from his hand, but Mark reaches around
her, breathing down on her shoulder, and hooks it to the
branch. When he pulls back, their eyes lock for a brief
moment. There's no room for Jesus between their lips.
Mark clears his throat, pulling away to collect more
ornaments.
MARK
Where is the place again?
SAM
Huh? Oh, somewhere in southern
Indiana.
MARK
Well, it'll be beautiful in the
winter, especially if there's any
snow.
Mark reaches for a beer bottle on the coffee table.
SAM
That means it'll be freezing.
Mark takes a sip of his drink.
MARK
Okay, Scrooge.
SAM
(grumbles)
I just really hate this time of
year.
MARLEY
What's your problem with Christmas?
Mark shoots her a glare.
MARLEY
What? I was just asking.
SAM
It's fine.
DAVID
I refuse.
Sam sighs and pushes herself up from the couch.
SAM
I think I'm going to do some
research for my trip to my room. I'm
pretty tired but I'll see you guys
tomorrow. Mark watches her walk out
of the room.
MARK
Are you okay?
SAM
Yeah. Why do you ask?
MARK
17.
SAM
Oh good grief.
Mark glances at the picture of them after the race and smiles
to himself before walking out the door.
SAM
Yeah, actually. How am I going to
pay for the trip?
ERIC
Just take the corporate card.
Her eyes light up.
A scene flashes in Sam's mind. A purple boa draped around her
neck. Amanda's arm hooked around hers, strutting down the
street while strangers stare, covered head to toe in
designer-- Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Dior, Prada...
Record scratch back to reality.
ERIC
I will check the charges when you
get back, so do not even think about
making any outrageous purchases.
The woman wipes a spot of drool from the side of her mouth.
ERIC
Sam? Do you hear me?
She snaps into attention.
SAM
Huh? Oh, yeah, of course boss.
ERIC
Do not make me regret this.
Sam backs out of the office.
SAM
(pointing at Eric)
I'm gonna make you the happiest man
alive.
He continues staring at his computer screen.
19.
ERIC
Shut the door on your way out!
MARK
We've only seen three cows.
SAM
That's more than I've ever seen in
my lifetime.
Mark rolls his eyes.
SAM
What?
MARK
Aren't you from Michigan?
SAM
So?
MARK
You don't have cows in Michigan?
SAM
I lived in the suburbs... not on a
fucking farm!
MARK
Well, we had cows. Smelled like
shit.
SAM
Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot. You're
from buttfuck nowhere.
20.
MARK
Hey, I happen to like my town.
SAM
Well, I hated mine.
MARK
Always the cynic.
SAM
Liked the town, hated the people.
Which made the town suck ass.
Mark falls silent.
MARK
Sorry.
SAM
It's fine. It's not like I can avoid
talking about my hometown my whole
life. Just gotta role with the
punches, you know?
MARK
Yeah.
A beat.
MARK
It just shouldn't have been like
that for you. You deserve better.
He glances at her with a sorrowful expression. She frowns.
BELL HOP
Excuse me. Can I take your bags?
21.
Sam carries a square luggage, while Mark has two bags thrown
over his shoulders.
MARK
We've got it, thank you.
SAM
Actually, yeah that would be great.
Sam looks at Mark, shrugs why not? He furrows his brows.
Sam hands their bags over to the kid.
MARK
I could have gotten them.
SAM
Toxic masculinity is a plague.
SAM
Where's the fun in that? I want the
royal treatment.
Mark rolls his eyes.
BELL HOP
Royalty?
SAM
I was just...
She considers explaining the situation.
SAM
Yeah, nevermind. We can take our
bags the rest of the way.
BELL HOP
Are you sure Miss?
SAM
Pretty sure I can push a luggage
cart.
22.
SAM
Okay.
She retrieves her key card from the man.
SAM
Thanks!
FRONT DESK MAN
Mhm.
SAM
Yeah, right.
MARK
Hey!
SAM
If anyone has a chance of beating
someone up, it's me.
MARK
Oh right, I forgot you took two
months of Tae Kwon Do. And after
weeks of torturous sparring, you
finally got a white belt.
Mark presses the up button; it lights up.
SAM
Haha. Sensai said I was making real
progress before I quit.
MARK
Remind me again why you quit?
SAM
(relucantly)
24.
GRETCHEN
Yeah, like, with her and your hot
roommate.
AMANDA
Aren't you gay?
GRETCHEN
Doesn't mean I can't find him
conventionally attractive.
AMANDA
Fair enough. Yeah, they're in love.
Gretchen starts laughing. The line moves up, so Gretchen
steps up to order. Amanda follows, then they both step to the
side where a sign reads 'Order Pickup.'
GRETCHEN
Back up. Are they dating?
AMANDA
Of course not. Let me catch you up.
Basically, Mark moved in about two
years ago when we listed a spare
room on Craiglist. Very New Girl.
Anyway, Sam had the biggest crush on
him. They spent a lot of time
together. Watching movies and
25.
GRETCHEN
Shit.
AMANDA
I don't even think Mark fully
realized that was what killed his
relationship. Something wasn't
working for him, and it was because
she wasn't Sam.
GRETCHEN
But they haven't done anything about
it?
AMANDA
Too scared.
BARISTA
An iced caramel macchiato for
Amanda.
The barista with large hoop silver hoops and short green hair
places the coffee on the counter to the right.
BARISTA
Iced lavender latte for Gretchen.
Gretchen steps up to grab her coffee.
BARISTA
I like your necklace, by the way.
Amanda elbows Gretchen, teasing her. They walk out the door.
It's a dark, dim room with a long table but only a few
chairs. Private.
An older man-- white, mid-70's, crotchety-- sits at the end
of the stained oak table.
BUSINESSMAN
Welcome to Hotel West. We are
excited to work with Due North and
have high expectations for the
campaign.
SAM
I have heard so much about Hotel
West. I am excited to not only be
27.
BUSINESSMAN
We were upset to hear that Eric
couldn't make it.
SAM
Oh, I wasn't aware that Eric was
supposed to attend these meetings.
As far as I knew, I was the only
representative for this campaign.
BUSINESSMAN
Seeing as Eric is the lead on the
project, we were just unsure why he
chose to send someone so young.
A jab. Sam looks for backup. A man, SHANE, young and
elegantly dressed, sits lip-locked while gazing at Sam.
She sits up straighter.
SAM
I am the most qualified person at
our agency.
BUSINESSMAN
I don't doubt it. But, I'd like
someone a bit more experienced to be
with us when discussing the future
of marketing and public relations
for our company.
SHANE
Well, why don't we just get started
with the meeting now that everyone
is here who will be showing up. I am
sure Samantha is a perfectly
qualified individual.
SAM
It's just Sam, actually.
SHANE
Sam. My apologies.
He smiles at her. She smiles back faintly.
BUSINESSMAN
I am only here to do the
introduction anyway. Shane, you will
28.
SHANE
Stubborn.
SAM
Hmm.
SHANE
Look, he's just a busy guy. He got
confused because we were told Eric
would be accompanying you. I am sure
he didn't mean to offend you.
SAM
But why does it matter if my boss is
here since yours is leaving you to
take care of business?
SHANE
29.
SHANE
Hotel West has a rich history. We've
profited off of word-of-mouth
advertising for so long. It's been
difficult to change our way of
thinking. We know we need it, we
just don't know how.
SAM
That's understandable. I've operated
as the Social Media Strategist for
so long, it's hard to remove myself
from that mindset. But it took me
forever to collect all of the data
and understand which apps work best
for certain industries or clients.
It's more tedious than it seems.
Shane guides her around her atrium, pointing out different
structures and decorations. Sam gawks at the large white
31.
Sam nods.
The children sit on the couch next to the parents and pose.
All of their smiles are bright and wide.
As Sam takes the picture, her expression changes. She wishes
she had family experiences like this.
SAM
Thank you. We greatly appreciate it.
Have a wonderful rest of your stay.
Sam turns back towards Shane, whose jaw is all but dropped.
She smirks.
SHANE
That was impressive.
SAM
Ask... and ye shall receive.
33.
SAM
Thanks.
Sam smiles, appreciative. She turns in the other direction,
back facing Shane. Her face shows contemplation. Just when
she starts to walk away, she whirls around.
SAM
Actually...
SHANE
Yeah?
SAM
34.
TOUR GUIDE
Now that is a good question. If you
look extremely closely, you will
notice that there are four identical
windows, and four different ones.
This is due to a robbery that
happened while the Jesuits lived
here. One of the original windows
was obtained at an antique store
years later and used for an artist
to replicate the other four. The
artist wanted to make a distinction
by creating one angel facing her
hands outward.
MARK
You can hardly tell the difference!
He's egging the lady on, encouraging her to go on.
TOUR GUIDE
It is marvelous, isn't it. He was a
very talented man. It's a shame that
the others were never recovered,
though. They were nearly one hundred
years old. Irreplaceable.
Sam nudges Mark's arm, ushering him to lean down to hear her.
SAM
(whispers)
Clearly they were somewhat
replaceable.
The two start giggling again. The old couple glances at each
other. They exchange a knowing smile.
OLD MAN
36.
SAM
Us?
The old man pretends to look around as if there is anyone
else he could possibly be speaking to.
OLD MAN
Yes, you!
SAM
Oh, we're not together.
OLD LADY
Bullshit.
OLD MAN
Karen!
OLD LADY
What, it is! Did you see the way she
looked at him?
MARK
(firmly)
No, I am a straight man.
(tentatively)
Except for that one time in college,
I guess that was kind of... um...
37.
SAM
That's fine. Will you call and order
me a-
MARK
Veggie cheeseburger with tomato and
onions. No lettuce because--
SAM
39.
MARK
It really was an accident. I said I
was sorry.
SAM
(teases)
Whatever.
When he looks back at her, a mock sad expression on his face,
she laughs.
Mark picks up the hotel phone.
Sam returns to jotting notes.
You can hear a muffled voice on the other end.
MARK
Hi, yes, can we get a veggie
cheeseburger with tomatoes and
onions please?
40.
(a beat)
No, no lettuce.
(another beat)
No, just the tomato, onion and
cheese. Fries on the side. Make sure
there's ample ketchup too.
Mark glances at Sam to make sure it was correct and she gives
him a THUMBS UP.
SAM
Fucking delicious.
MARK
Really?
SAM
Best burger I've ever had.
MARK
Including when you ate meat?
SAM
Yeah. Shit slaps.
Mark nods, impressed.
SAM
How's your pasta? What even is it?
MARK
It's a spaghetti dish with pesto and
sun-dried tomatoes. It's pretty
fucking fantastic.
Both are completely engrossed in their food.
SAM
Fine.
MARK
Lay it on me.
SAM
For starters, I want the whole
message of the campaign to be
"unique." This place is full of fun
activities, good food, cool
architecture, and unique history.
I'm thinking branded social media
accounts featuring bloggers and
travel influencers. A website that
helps people identify what to do
here based the purpose for their
trip. Everyone is different so
everyone's experiences should be
catered to them. The overall vibe
I'm going for is champagne. Bubbly,
expensive, romantic, luxurious...
Unless all of that sounds like shit.
42.
MARK
It sounds great!
SAM
You think?
MARK
There's a lot of people that would
come if they saw some stuffy
influencer endorsing it.
SAM
True. Hopefully we could partner
with authentic influencers, though.
MARK
What are the plans for tomorrow?
SAM
Tomorrow is fun day!
MARK
Why?
SAM
We are going on activity dates.
Skeet shooting, the Polar Express,
visiting the French Lick Hotel and
Casino... all the cutesy holiday
bullshit they have during December.
MARK
Keep an open mind. I'll make it a
good time. I promise.
SAM
You will try.
MARK
I will succeed.
MARK
It's fine.
SAM
I will not be able to sleep if I
hear that noise all night.
She crawls out of the covers and walks into the bathroom.
Mark watches her walk away, her shirt covering any hint of
shorts underneath.
44.
INSTRUCTOR
Okay, now, when you lift the gun, be
sure to place it right here in the
crook between your arm and shoulder.
This will keep it balanced and
secure. It's mostly tissue so the
recoil won't feel as impactful as on
bone.
SAM
Okay.
INSTRUCTOR
Have you shot a gun before?
SAM
Yeah, my dad bought us BB guns when
we were kids. That's the type of gun
I've handled.
INSTRUCTOR
Okay. Just relax, take a deep
breath. In 'n' out. When you're
ready, take a long breath and say
"pull." Hold it until after you've
shot. It will be less shaky. If
you're in between breaths, it'll be
harder to hit the target. Your
boyfriend here will press the button
once you say "pull" and that will
release the clay disk.
Sam and Mark share a glance. Boyfriend. They shrug it off.
The instructor continues without noticing.
INSTRUCTOR
45.
A beat.
INSTRUCTOR
That was a lot of information. Think
you're ready?
Sam nods.
Another couple two stations down gestures for the instructor.
INSTRUCTOR
I've got to go help them. Just wave
if you need me. We play it safe
around here. Never do anything
unless you're 100% confident.
MARK
We're good here, thanks man.
INSTRUCTOR
You've operated a shotgun before
yeah?
MARK
Yes, several times.
INSTRUCTOR
Perfect. If something goes wrong,
holler at me. Otherwise, I think
y'all will be fine.
SAM
Thanks for your help!
The instructor heads in the direction of the other group.
When he walks away, he glances inappropriately at Sam's butt.
MARK
That guy totally checked out your
ass.
SAM
Ew, seriously?
MARK
Yeah. I think I'll take over from
here. I'd rather not bring him back
over here.
46.
SAM
Okay, so what did he say about
breathing?
Mark steps closer to her. Only a few feet between them.
MARK
Breathe in, aim, shoot, breathe out.
Sam nods.
SAM
(flustered)
I thought he said it would come out
super fast. How am I supposed to
focus my breathing, aim, and pull
the trigger at the same time.
Mark chuckles.
MARK
I know it sounds confusing. We have
a few practice clays so you can try
it, and then we will adjust your
form after.
SAM
Okay...
MARK
Alright, so here's what we're gonna
do. You're going to stand there like
it's just you and the last bird on
the planet. It's flying by and you
gotta kill it to survive. This is
your only chance. Focus up, be
ready. When you say "pull," I'm
going to press the button and you'll
try to shoot the disc. Now,
remember, you have to turn the
safety off before you call pull. Got
it?
SAM
Got it.
Sam moves her feet into position. She leans her left thigh on
the wooden bar, places the gun in the crook of her arm, and
breathes in deep. The only sound is a squawking bird and the
click of the safety going off. In the cold air, Sam's warm
breath is visible.
SAM
(softly)
47.
Pull.
The orange clay flies from the right. It travels above the
tree line, lingers for a split second, then starts dropping
ever so slightly. Sam pulls the trigger. Too late. She misses
high. The bullet whizzes past the clay.
SAM
Fuck! I missed.
Mark laughs
SAM
What the hell did I do wrong?
MARK
You shot it after it fell. Think
about a rainbow, or like, geometry.
It flies in a half circle. You have
to catch it right at, or before, the
45 degree point. Just when it's
reached the middle of its trip.
Otherwise, gravity will drag it down
to the treeline and you'll lose
sight of it.
SAM
Okay, so like, aim where I think it
will reach the top of the arc?
MARK
Sort of. You kind of want to start
low and follow it. Let the clay
guide you. It's like you're tracking
it through the air until you're like
"gotcha!" When you feel that
satisfying moment when you feel like
you've caught it in a trap, that's
when you shoot.
SAM
Is that why it's called trap
shooting?
Sure.
She hands him the gun. While he fixes his stance, Sam picks
up the button. A tease of his muscles slips out when his
shirt sleeve slides up to adapt to holding the gun. Sam
stares for a second longer than she should.
He takes a deep breath.
MARK
Pull.
Sam presses the gun to her shoulder and stands firm. She
takes a deep breath and clicks the safety off.
She pauses. Click. Safety on.
SAM
I'm just not getting the whole
"hanging in the air" thing.
MARK
Okay, so, here I'll just--
He steps up right next to her. She can feel his breath on her
neck. Sam stands perfectly still. Heart beating quicker.
MARK
Is this okay?
SAM
(shaky)
Yes.
Got 'ya
It happens in slow motion.
Mark's finger squeezing the trigger.
The disc hovering, with a puffy white cloud behind it.
The bullet traveling through the air. Striking its target.
MARK
Why three?
SAM
Because if I don't get it on my own
in three tries, I'm going to cry.
MARK
Oh good lord.
Sam hands the gun to Mark. She shakes out her arms,
stretching exaggeratively. She snatches it back.
She stands strong with the gun tight against her.
SAM
Pull.
Her eyes are laser-focused.
Sam switches off the safety before setting the gun down and
proceeding to do a happy dance.
SAM
Did you see that?
Mark is staring at her. He looks her up and down. Adoration
in his eyes.
Sam stops, noticing his gaze.
SAM
What?
MARK
That was amazing.
They stand there, looking at each other. Basking in their
happiness.
To break the tension, Sam holds her hand up for a high five.
But even the simple touch of hands is loaded with tension.
A montage of the two taking turns shooting. Clays exploding.
Walking between the courses. Celebrations. Pure joy.
SAM
Of fucking course not. Guess we
won't have a white Christmas.
MARK
(to Sam)
I thought you hated Christmas.
SAM
I do. But it's more tolerable when
it's pretty outside.
Mark rolls his eyes.
AMANDA
So.. how's it going with Mr. Sexy
Businessman?
Mark's expression shifts. He keeps his eyes trained on the
road.
SAM
Ummm... well he invited me to dinner
tonight.
AMANDA
Shut up! Where?
SAM
Some fancy restaurant called
Sinclair's. It's in the hotel. He
said they have the "best steak in
100 miles."
MARK
(snickers)
Did you tell him you don't eat meat.
SAM
Yesss. He said they have other
options.
MARK
Hmm.
Amanda looks at Gretchen, sensing the tension through the
phone. Gretchen shakes her head NO.
Amanda mouths "WHAT?" Gretchen presses the mute button on the
phone.
GRETCHEN
She's supposed to be with Mark!
54.
AMANDA
Shit, you're right. I kind of
forgot. Oh my god this is so
exciting.
SAM
Guys?
Gretchen presses the mute button again, turning it off.
AMANDA
Yeah, sorry, I got distracted
with... uhh... my mom texted me.
SAM
I thought you weren't speaking to
your mom.
AMANDA
Exactly. That's why I got
distracted!
Sam shakes her head.
SAM
Anyway, I don't know. He's nice and
all but...
AMANDA
But what?
SAM
I don't know. He's attractive. But
it would never work. He lives here.
I live in Indy. It's just not
possible.
AMANDA
Oh.
(a pause)
So you've, like, given this thought.
SAM
No! I mean, sorta. This is the first
person who has explicitly expressed
interest in a long time.
Mark glances out of his peripheral vision.
SAM
He seems snobby. I'm not sure he's
my type. But, he's funny.
55.
Amanda and Gretchen share a glance from the other end of the
line. Amanda mouths "FUCK!"
AMANDA
Well, see how dinner goes tonight.
If you feel a connection, see what
happens. Just go with the flow. And
have fun with Marky Mark today.
(to Mark)
Thanks for keeping her safe, Mark!
MARK
I try my best. She almost shot me
earlier.
AMANDA
Sam!
SAM
He's lying!
Sam hears a voice cut in on Amanda's side.
It's the Barista from yesterday.
BARISTA
(to Gretchen)
You're back!
GRETCHEN
Oh, hi.
Gretchen blushes. Amanda smirks.
AMANDA
Look, we gotta go. I'll talk to you
later, Sam.
AMANDA/GRETCHEN
Bye guys!
SAM/MARK
Bye!
SAM
Misogynist.
Mark tries to smirk but there's a hint of pain in his face.
SAM
I know, I was pleasantly surprised.
MARK
Agreed.
SAM
We never would have known about it
otherwise. That's the problem.
MARK
Sounds like there's a lot for you to
work with.
SAM
A Word document, a headache, then
hopefully fucking a raise. I just
hope it meets their expectations.
Shane's boss--
MARK
The dude's name is Shane?
SAM
Yeah, what about it?
MARK
Like Joe Jonas's character in Camp
Rock?
SAM
I forgot about that movie. Maybe we
should watch that tonight.
MARK
No! I'm taking you to the "drive-in"
movie to help with your lack of
Christmas spirit.
SAM
Oh fuck that's right. Okay, I'll
make sure we finish dinner in time.
It's not until eight right?
MARK
Right.
SAM
What movie are we seeing again?
MARK
Elf.
SAM
58.
SHANE
You're not wrong.
SAM
I know.
SHANE
You know, I got you all wrong.
SAM
How so?
SHANE
You're bold.
SAM
You have to be bold to be a twenty-
year-old woman in business. Or
you'll get pushed around until you
settle for something less than what
you deserve.
SHANE
59.
SHANE
We often donate to local charities.
There's a lot of folks with very
little around here.
SAM
And yet here's this fancy hotel
bringing in celebrities every month.
Shane goes silent.
SAM
I don't mean to criticize. It's my
job to understand potential PR
problems. If we get involved with
Hotel West, it will hopefully boost
public awareness, which would also
mean more critique. Especially since
more and more stakeholders want to
see the "good corporate citizen."
Donating, participating in the
community, sponsorships...
SHANE
We host the Spring Garden Gala to
raise money for the local hospital.
SAM
That's great. Have you considered
other ways to raise money that
doesn't include spending a
ridiculous amount of money making
everything perfect to appease rich
people? What about an auction?
SHANE
We do an auction during the gala.
SAM
Where does the money go?
SHANE
Is this an interrogation? We have a
community relations specialist who's
in charge of our events and such.
I'm not privy to those meetings.
SAM
Sorry, I just thought--
SHANE
Look, I get it. This is a part of
your job. That doesn't make it any
less insulting. We run a successful
61.
WAITER
What can I get for ya?
Shane gestures for Sam to begin.
SAM
I'll take the Margherita pizza
please.
SHANE
And I'll have the sirloin.
The waiter takes their menus and walks off.
SHANE
You know this place has the best
steak in a one hundred mile radius.
SAM
I'm vegetarian.
Shane puts a fist to his forehead.
SHANE
I'm an idiot. You told me that
yesterday.
Sam laughs it off. She takes a sip of her wine.
SAM
It's fine. Honestly, I am such a
sucker for Margherita pizza anyway.
Even if I did eat meat, I'd still
order the pizza.
Shane frowns, perturbed.
SHANE
62.
MARK
On a date.
The old couple shares a surprised glance.
OLD LADY
How can she be on a date if you came
here together?
MARK
We're just friends. I tagged along
so she wouldn't have to come on this
trip alone. But she's had business
meetings and stuff. She's at dinner
with the business manager right now.
OLD LADY
Shane?
Mark is taken aback.
MARK
Yeah...
OLD MAN
We've been coming to this hotel
every year since the 60s. He's been
working here the last three years.
Always schmoozing with the ladies.
65.
MARK
I mean, isn't his job to be
personable?
OLD LADY
Just be wary. If it was my daughter
or niece, I wouldn't let them near
the man. He's got a charm, but
there's something off about the guy.
MARK
Good to know.
OLD MAN
Enough about the weirdo. What about
you? Huh?
MARK
Me?
OLD MAN
Yeah. How are you going to woo her?
Mark thinks for a moment.
OLD MAN
You do want to woo her don't you?
MARK
I, uh--
OLD LADY
Do you love her?
MARK
She's my best friend.
OLD LADY
But do you love her?
MARK
Of course.
OLD LADY
Then wouldn't the possibilities
outweigh the risks?
Mark stares into space, thinking of all the possibilities.
SAM
I gotta go!
SHANE
Bye, Sam.
Sam takes off in a run.
SAM
Have you considered the fact that...
just maybe... back problems will
never go away. You can visit a
chiropractor to mitigate but they'll
never be gone.
MARK
What are you an expert in
chiropractic?
SAM
Maybe...
Mark shakes his head.
SAM
(mysteriously)
There's so much you don't know about
me.
MARK
Oh really? Like what? I know
everything there is to know about
you.
Sam accepts the challenge. Her eyes narrow.
SAM
Favorite drink?
MARK
Amaretto Sour.
SAM
Color?
MARK
Right now? Lavender.
Sam nods, impressed.
SAM
What was my major when I went into
college?
MARK
Biology.
SAM
Childhood dog?
MARK
Murphy.
70.
SAM
Where did I grow up?
MARK
Easy, Englewood. Will you just watch
the movie?
SAM
My biggest fear?
MARK
Being dependent on someone.
Ouch. Right in the gut.
SAM
Bingo.
MARK
I'm sorry I didn't meant to--
SAM
It's fine. You were right.
MARK
Still, I just--
Sam cuts him off. She leans in, wrapping her arms around his
midsection. At first, he's unsure what to do. She digs her
head into the crook of his neck. He tilts his head on top of
hers. Her cheek is pressed to his chest. They're still for a
moment before Mark plays with her hair between his thumb and
index finger.
Mark's chest rises and falls, Sam's head along with it.
Slowly, she lifts her head to look him in the eyes. Their
faces are mere inches apart. Sam takes a deep breath. Mark's
heart stops. His hand idles in the air between them, moving
toward the side of her face.
They're leaning in. Closer. Closer.
WORKER
Would you like some popcorn?
A short woman hovers over them with bags of popcorn in hand.
Flustered, they immediately jump to their respective spots on
the blanket.
Mark glances at Sam.
MARK
71.
Want some?
SAM
I'm good, thanks.
WORKER
I'll just be right over there if you
decide you want some during the
movie.
SAM
Thanks, we appreciate it.
With their backs against the wall, and several feet between
them, Mark and Sam settle in for the movie.
SAM
Yeah, I'm, uh, meeting Shane to get
ice cream at 10.
MARK
Oh, you can't be late for Shane.
His voice is full of hurt.
Sam cocks her head.
SAM
He asked if I wanted to get ice
cream. I said yes. We are doing
business together.
MARK
It's fine, really, I get it.
Mark smiles halfheartedly.
MARK
Tell me about it.
OLD LADY
Nothing? At the drive in movie?
Those darn things are gold mines for
making out.
MARK
Well, not nothing. We held hands.
Like teenagers.
The old couple looks at each other, thinking about their
adolescence.
OLD LADY
That is not nothing.
MARK
It's not an overwhelming something
either. I know there's a spark
between us, but I also know this
Shane guy has quite the grip on her.
OLD MAN
It's been a few days. She couldn't
possibly be in love with the guy.
MARK
He checks her boxes. She said it
herself, in the car on the phone
with her friend.
OLD MAN
But he's not you.
SHANE
You're here.
SAM
(dryly)
I am.
SHANE
What's wrong.
74.
SAM
Nothing. I just really need some ice
cream.
SHANE
Well, I am more than happy to
appease.
Sam smiles, halfheartedly.
SAM
Ew, are you serious?
Shane looks at her appalled that she would even ask such a
thing. Even Tracy chuckles.
SHANE
It's the best ice cream I've ever
had.
He holds his hand in the air like he's giving an oath.
SHANE
Swear to God.
Sam looks at her options, but she keeps going back tp the
ominous pineapple coconut.
SHANE
If you don't like it, I'll buy you a
new one.
75.
SHANE
Sometimes, when we host weddings, I
can walk out the front door and hear
children shouting. With the door
closed and everything.
SAM
(in a deep, ominous voice)
I am inevitable.
Shane cocks his head, confused.
SAM
You don't know what that's from?
SHANE
I can't say I do.
Sam frowns, disappointed.
She shivers.
SHANE
77.
Alright.
The car starts moving.
The man, her husband, laying next to her under the white
sheets pushes himself off the mattress, looking at her with
concern.
Sarah sits up in the bed. She's wearing a silk tank top, but
still pulls the covers up.
INTERCUT- PHONE CONVERSATION:
SAM
(trembles)
Sarah?
SARAH
Sam, what's going on?
SAM
I'm, uh, at the airport.
SARAH
What??
SAM
Can I stay with you for a few days?
SARAH
Always. You know that.
SAM
I'm getting on a flight to Chicago
at 8. Can you pick me up? I just, I
don't have anywhere else to go.
Sarah takes a worried breath.
SARAH
Sam, are you okay?
SAM
No. But, um, I also really don't
want to talk about it. I just need
some time. So, uh, I'll call you
when I land?
SARAH
Yeah, okay. I love you.
Sam squeezes tears from her eyes. Her voice sounds nasally
when she responds.
SAM
I love you too. I'll see you soon.
Sam hangs up the phone.
82.
People start to file into the airport. Sam stares out the
window.
ANDREW
You work at Due North, yes?
SAM
(impressed)
Yeah!
ANDREW
One of my buddies from college works
there. Eric?
SAM
He's my boss, actually. He runs the
place. Big CEO. He's a good guy.
ANDREW
Glad to hear it. He was always the
most understanding in the group.
Sounds like he still is, since he
gave you the whole week off.
SAM
I haven't used many vacation days
yet so I think it's a warranted
break. Especially with the holidays
coming up, many businesses are only
putting enough effort to get through
the year. I doubt my absence will
send the company into bankruptcy.
ANDREW
Good point.
The table vibrates. It's Sam's phone. She checks it. Mark.
She sends him to voicemail.
SARAH
Who keeps calling you?
SAM
It's Mark. He's worried.
SARAH
Don't you think you should talk to
him?
SAM
I don't have anything to say.
SARAH
Maybe explain why you up and left
him at some random hotel in the
middle of nowhere.
89.
Sam cringes.
SAM
He'll understand. I just need time.
SARAH
For what??
SAM
TO PROCESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!
Sarah's eyes fix on her plate.
SARAH
(softly)
Sorry. I shouldn't pry. It's not my
business. You're ready when you're
ready.
SAM
(mumbles)
Thank you.
GRETCHEN
Sorry. Cis straight men.
DAVID
Better.
SARAH
I wish I was kidding.
SAM (O.S.)
Did you say something?
SARAH
(whispers to the phone)
Fix this.
Sarah hangs up, setting the phone back where she found it.
Sam comes down the stairs. Sarah stands suspiciously. Sam
notices.
Footsteps bounce down the stairs. Ella walks into the living
room wearing the worst, most mismatched outfit in the history
of the universe. Zebra print top, cheetah print pants.
SARAH
What did you do to my kid?
Sam shrugs.
SARAH
I literally do not have time to
worry about it. C'mon, let's go.
Sarah pushes Ella out the door, closing it behind her. Sam
sits back down on the couch, sips her coffee, and continues
typing.
92.
SAM
I told my sister I wasn't ready. I
don't know how or why she invited
you here, and I'm sorry you drove
all the way here, but you need to go
home.
Mark looks like he's just been punched in the gut.
MARK
I'm sorry. I didn't realize. I'll
go. I just need to know what I did.
I never meant to--
SAM
Wait, what? What you did?
MARK
Yeah...
SAM
It wasn't... I just...
Tears build in her eyes.
MARK
(softly)
Sam...
He steps toward her. Sam steps back, holding out a hand. She
turns to where Sarah is standing.
SAM
Sarah? Can I speak to you?
Sarah walks towards the laundry room, Sam follows.
SARAH
I've watched you these past few
days. You're not well. I don't know
what happened, and I'm sorry for
meddling. I really am. I should have
respected your boundaries, so I
apologize. But sometimes, we don't
want to admit to people that we want
help. Especially you. You've always
been so independent, Sam. And I love
that about you. But when something
bad happens in your life, it's okay
to ask for help. I love you, but I
can't help you. I reached out to the
one person I know who can.
Sam is speechless.
SAM
It wasn't your place.
SARAH
You're right. And I'll take the wrap
for that. But he's here now. You may
as well give him a chance.
Sam huffs, crossing her arms.
SAM
Fine.
SARAH
Now get out there and go talk to
him.
The light from the ceiling fan is a warm, yellowish tone. The
whole room looks how a sugar cookie candle smells. Red
holiday pillows add a spark of color to the neutral tone
bedding.
Mark hovers by the wall. Sam shuts the door. She sits at the
edge of the bed, atop a green throw blanket.
MARK
(rambles)
Sam, I'm so sorry. I should have
known that you didn't feel that way
about me. I just thought that maybe
since you agreed to let me come on
this trip with you that maybe you
had some sort of leftover feelings
about us. I mean, the line between
friendship and more is thin and I
didn't want to mess anything up but
I didn't want to lose the
opportunity either. I'm sorry if I
pushed your boundaries. I understand
if you need me to find somewhere
else to live or--
Sam's face is riddled with confusion.
SAM
What are you talking about?
MARK
With the movie... and the...
cuddling... I'm just going to stop
now.
Realization smacks her in the face.
SAM
(mumbles)
Oh my god.
Sam gets up from the bed. She walks over to Mark and grabs
his hand.
SAM
Come sit.
She nods towards the bed. Mark does as he's told and sits
next to Sam at the edge of the bed. They're facing the wall,
but their knees are slanted towards each other.
Mark rubs his hands over his pant leg. He waits patiently.
A pause as Sam takes a long breath.
96.
SAM
(shaky)
You remember Shane... right?
MARK
I mean I never met the guy but,
yeah. Why, what happ...ened...
He trails off when he notices the tears forming in Sam's
eyes. She blinks and a stream of tears falls down her face.
Sam takes another deep, shaky breath.
MARK
Sam?
SAM
(sniffles)
He... uh...
She pauses. Deep inhale and exhale to regain herself.
SAM
We got ice cream and then we went to
that garden out front and there was
this mineral spring place that had
been closed up so we went inside to
check it out. I still had my ice
cream and it was so cold outside
that I started to shiver. He wanted
to warm me up, so he...
Her lip starts to quiver.
MARK
Oh my god.
SAM
He, um, he kissed me. And then he
tried to, uh, he tried to...
She breaks down in tears. Sam covers her face with her hands
and sobs. She turns away from Mark.
MARK
Can I hold you?
Sam nods, still looking away.
Mark wraps one arm around her shoulder and the other pressed
to the side of her arm.
Sam leans in close, resting her head on his shoulder. She
then dips it to lay on his chest. He squeezes her tight while
97.
she cries.
SAM
I'm sorry, I--
MARK
No, hey, look at me.
He lifts her chin. He wipes a tear from her cheek.
MARK
You did exactly what you needed to
do for yourself. You are what
matters, okay? I'm sorry that I
pushed, and I'm sorry your sister
stepped in. It wasn't right. You
deserved to have all the time you
need with this.
SAM
(sniffles)
No, I think she was right. I've been
holding it in all this time. Telling
someone, letting someone console me,
it felt nice. Thank you for being
here with me.
MARK
Always.
She leans in to hug him again.
SAM
(muffled)
I don't know what I'm going to do
about work.
MARK
What do you mean?
SAM
Well, I can't keep working with him.
But I can't tell my boss, or his,
either.
MARK
First of all, I'll drive back down
there right now and take his head
off. Then, you won't have to worry
about any of this. But seeing as you
may prefer keeping me out of prison,
I think you'll have to tell your
boss.
98.
Mark wipes away a tear with his thumb. He cups the side of
her face, and pulls her in.
She leans in.
Their lips meet.
Rejoice.
He pulls away and digs into his pocket. He withdraws a wallet
and slips out a $100 bill which he then hands to her.
MARK
I'm sorry I couldn't make Christmas
everything you deserved.
Sam pushes his hand back toward himself.
SAM
Keep the money. Use it to buy me one
of those frisky little lingerie
dresses from that movie.
MARK
Jesus. You'd look amazing in that.
Sam smirks.
SAM
(shrugs)
I know.
Mark grabs her face with both hands and kisses her
passionately.
In between kisses:
MARK
You have no idea how long I've
thought about doing this.
100.
SAM
Since the movie?
MARK
Ha!
Sam is taken aback.
SAM
The shooting range?
MARK
Ha, yes, and no.
SAM
I give up.
MARK
The day I knocked on the apartment
door and you answered.
SAM
I was hungover that morning.
MARK
It didn't matter to me. I knew I
should have turned around and left
that morning. But I couldn't bring
myself to walk away from you.
Sam gleams.
SAM
It could be days! We'll be fine.
Sarah points at Mark.
SARAH
Drive safe.
MARK
How can you not with such precious
cargo?
101.
Two women stand behind it. Both mid-50's with hints of grey
in their pixie cut hair. The one on the left has half her
head shaved, this is ERIN. The other is CARA-- she has a
gnarly tattoo sleeve and low waist pants.
Mark steps up.
MARK
Mom, Mom, I want you to meet Sam.
CARA
Oh sweetie it's so nice to meet you.
We have heard A LOT.
ERIN
Mark will not shut up about it. A
simple phone call turns into hours
upon hours upon hours--
MARK
Yeah she doesn't need the details,
Mom.
SAM
It's a pleasure to finally meet you
both. Mark has spoken nothing but
the highest remarks about his moms.
SAM
No! I love when you can see people's
personalities in their home. It
makes you want to come back at the
end of the day.
Sam glances down, realizing she's revealed too much.
CARA
I'm going to use that the next time
a straight couple comes into our
103.
Sam laughs.
ERIN
Mark, you can set those presents
under the tree.
Mark heads into the living room with a white tree covered in
garland and funky ornaments. He sets the boxes down, but
hovers for a moment.
MARK
What's with the extra presents?
ERIN
Your mother's parents and brother
are coming. And I invited my
coworker who got kicked out of his
home for being gay. So he'll be
joining us. I hope that's not a
problem.
MARK
Of course not. Everyone deserves to
have somewhere to go home to on
Christmas.
Sam sits across from Eric's desk. Sun reflects off glass
buildings in the background.
ERIC
104.
ERIC
And the Hotel West visit?
SAM
That's what I came in to talk to you
about.
ERIC
Are you finished with the campaign
already?
SAM
Yes, but that's not what this
meeting is about.
ERIC
Well, I don't have all day.
SAM
You should know that one of their
employees violated my privacy, and I
will not work on their campaign
unless he's removed.
ERIC
What exactly did this employee do?
SAM
He assaulted me.
ERIC
Name?
SAM
Shane. He's the Head of Business
Operations. The one I met with all
weekend.
ERIC
Consider it done. I knew a promotion
would motivate some good, creative
work, but I planned to give it to
you this whole time.
SAM
You believe me?
ERIC
105.
SAM
No. His reason for termination will
stand for itself.
ERIC
Well, congratulations Samantha.
You're officially going to spend the
next two weeks training our new
social media manager.
EVERYONE
Cheers!
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