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A Beau Ti Full Question Air
A Beau Ti Full Question Air
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. Select (a), (b) or (c)
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn’t control seeing me
(c) really … am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend’s
because:
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn’t get into your bus…
I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
Your score:
For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don’t delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it’s getting ready to bloom. If
you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Love, Aakash
Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn’t you understand yet?
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana’s flower. Is it true ?
9) Oh was that your birthday. That’s why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you
know ?
If you have answered “Yes” to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered
“No”, then you don’t know the meaning of Love.