UNIVERSIDAD TECNOLOGICA DE HONDURAS

ALUMNA:

KEYLIN NICOLLE RIVAS MALDONADO

NUMERO DE CUENTA:

201910040152

CATEDRATICO:

MARLYN YANIXA MARADIAGA VALERIO

ASIGNATURA:

INGLES 1

FECHA:

6-4-21
 Two unbearable Toxics

Characters:

Sofia
Jesus
(The curtain opens and Sofia and jesus appear on stage at each end of the
stage with an annoyed look to the side)

- Sofia: (With her arms crossed and stamping her foot on the floor) The truth is
that I can't stand you anymore!

- Jesus: (Looking at her) Well, you are not "a little cherry" to me.

- Sofia: (Walking towards him, annoyed) What did you say? let's see, repeat
that to my face! Tell me!

- Jesus: (He brings his face closer to hers) Didn't you hear me?! (He sticks his
finger in her ear)

- Sofia: (Removes his finger from her ear) Get your dirty finger out of there! (He
wipes his ear and cleans it) Full of microbes and... filth!

- Jesus: (Smiling) Just like you.

- Sofia: (Surprised) What did you say!!!?!? (She clings to him, annoyed)

- Jesus: (With sarcasm) Like you...you'll understand, "my little love" (Pulls his
cheek from one side to the other)
- Sofia: (Trying to remove his hand) Sueeel...taaaa...me! (Pulls away from him)
You think my face is a "stress ball" or what?!

- Jesus: Well, not a stress ball, but... it does relax.

-Sofia: Let your grandmother relax you! (She goes walking across the stage)

- Jesus: (Going after her) As my grandma don't get involved! (Puts his hand on
her chest) She's a saint.

- Sofia: But she loves it.

- Jesus: (Surprised) What did you say? What does she love!?

- Sofia: No, nothing. I said that there aren't many like her.

- Jesus: Ah, you'd better (Stares at her).

- Sofia: (In a defiant tone) I'd better what? I'd better what?!

- Jesus: (Backing away) No, nothing!

- Sofia: (Walking towards Jesus) No, no! I want you to tell me right now what
you meant by, "You'd better!"! (Screams) And fast!!!!! (Crosses his arms) Yeah,
I'm listening.

- Jesus: (He thinks for a moment) No... I prefer to keep my opinion to myself
(He walks away from the stage).

- Sofia: (Follows him) No, no! I want you to tell me what you meant! JESUS!!!
JESUS!!!!!
Come here! Don't leave me with the word in my mouth because... Don't go
away! (Chasing him all over the stage)
- Jesus: Now, leave me alone! (He keeps running away from her)

- Sofia: Coward!

- Jesus: Crazy!

- Sofia: (Surprised) What did you say to me?! (Rolls up her sleeves) Oh no, I
can hear him but I really want to.

- Jesus: (Backing up) Wait, wait! Remember that at the altar we agreed that
until "death do us part".

- Sofia: Well, it looks like you skipped the last part (She approaches him) Come
here!

- Jesus: (Running away from Sofia) No, no! Wait! (Continues the
"correteadera") (Takes a chair and puts it in front of him to protect himself) My
little cocoon! My little cherry! My little candy!

- Sofia: My, nothing! My, your grandmother in her nightgown! Now you'll see
what's good! (Stops)
Well, that's enough! That's enough!

- Humberto: (With the chair in front of him for protection) That's what I say! We
must be in peace!

- Sofia: Ahh... (Surprised) What!!!?!?

- Jesus: I say we should be at peace!

- Sofia: Ahh....! But I don't want to make up with you! (Jesus looks at her
surprised) I mean, peace! And I don't want to talk to you anymore! (Smiles) I
know who can help me!
- Jesus: (Concerned) Oh yeah? Who?

- Sofia: (Looks at the audience) My mother, Zoila (Takes out her cell phone)

- Jesus: What? Your mother, Zoila?!

- Sofia: Yes.

- Jesus: Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, Zoila, I can't stand you!

- Sofia: (Looking at him) No, don't express yourself that way about my mother,
and I'd better go to my room because your voice is stressing me out! (He leaves
the scene)

- Jesus: And she stresses me out. (He follows her as she leaves the stage)
Please, SOFIA! SOFIA! SOFIA!!! I can't stand her!!!!! (The curtain closes).

END

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