Rebel & Droid Acquisitions Dept.

For Immediate Release

Empire Inc. Announces Partnership with US Government to Fund Border Wall

Trans-Neptune Region, Outer Solar System (October 31st, 2017) – Empire Inc. unveiled
plans to partner with the U.S. government to strengthen border security by providing the funds
necessary to move forward with the construction of a border wall. With contract negotiations
completed earlier this month, construction is expected to begin in the first quarter of 2018.
Empire Inc., and Empire leader Darth Vader, have agreed to fund 85% of the estimated $70
billion dollar cost of construction and 50% of the estimated yearly maintenance cost of $150
million dollars. In exchange, the United States has agreed to help Empire Inc locate missing
droids, rebel leaders, and key members of a resistance movement that formed a long time ago
in a galaxy far, far away.
The United States was eager to agree to assist Empire Inc in their search for missing droids and
rebel factions in exchange for wall funding, offering the full force of the U.S. Border Patrol to
aid in the search.
“The Empire is a wonderfully huge corporation, full of really good quality people, that I’ve
personally been doing business with for decades already,” said President Donald Trump. “We
expect good, big things for the safety of the American people out of this big partnership.”
“Every time we rebuild the Deathstar it costs us upwards of $120 billion dollars and about 500
lives of Empire Inc workers, this partnership will save lives and money” said Bob Morgan, Lead
Stormtrooper assigned to the project. “We have faith that the U.S. government can help us
locate resistance members, rebel factions, and those darned droids we’ve been searching for.”
Empire Inc’s leader, Lord Vader, is busy on earth working with border patrol guards to ensure
all border agents can successfully apply advanced interrogation techniques, including the
handless choke-hold that made Vader famous. Vader hopes that universal implementation of
these methods will allow for the droids to be captured unharmed.
About Empire Inc.
Empire Inc is the intergalactic leader in military and space research. With bases on over 250
different planets in 17 different solar systems, they are the largest employer in 3 separate
galaxies.
Contact:
Empire Inc (www.DarthEmpire.com)
Public Relationship Department
1-11-231-(661)-6666
GlobalRelations@DarthEmpire.com

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