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Moebius Adventures

INSTA-NPCs #0
( Just add dice)

A Simple
Plan
Written by Brian “Fitz” Fitzpatrick
Some artwork copyright William McAusland, used with permission
NPC Art courtesy of the Terrible Character Portraits Project from Jeff Preston.
Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License (CC BY 3.0)

©2014 Brian Fitzpatrick & Moebius Adventures

Matthieu WISNIEWSKI (Order #33518191)


Insta-NPCs #0

Quick NPC Traits


Even as you create a location description, encounter, or even
adventure based on some of the ideas you’ve come up with for Table (d8): How Many Descriptors?
your campaign, you’ve likely also come up with the need for a
NPC or two to go along with them. You may also find yourself 1-3 Roll once
in a scenario at the game table where you need a single trait or
defining idea to give a NPC life on the fly. 4-5 Roll twice
The following table includes 100 different descriptors you can 6-7 Roll three times
use to define a NPC. Determine how many descriptors you need 8 Roll four times
and then roll on the table to see what you come up with.

Table (d100): Descriptors 33 Overwhelmed 67 Confident


1 Ugly 34 Respectful 68 Articulate
2 Dismissive 35 Disobedient 69 Conceited
3 Handy 36 Willful 70 Defiant
4 Clumsy 37 Pretty 71 Disagreeable
5 Flexible 38 Impaired 72 Friendly
6 Overweight 39 Inebriated 73 Gentle
7 Thin 40 Honest 74 Gorgeous
8 Delicate 41 Lying 75 Humble
9 Overbearing 42 Amused 76 Inventive
10 Catatonic 43 Natural 77 Impulsive
11 Hurtful 44 Deceitful 78 Jealous
12 Supportive 45 Cocky 79 Loyal
13 Helpful 46 Smiling 80 Lazy
14 Stalwart 47 Frowning 81 Nervous
15 Weak 48 Balding 82 Mischievous
16 Obtuse 49 Hairy 83 Melancholy
17 Disbelieving 50 Groomed 84 Noisy
18 Hungry 51 Annoyed 85 Naive
19 Thirsty 52 Hysterical 86 Pitiful
20 Starving 53 Bashful 87 Proper
21 Grandiose 54 Silent 88 Questioning
22 Observant 55 Exhausted 89 Rigid
23 Oblivious 56 Betrayed 90 Reverent
24 Demanding 57 Underdressed 91 Religious
25 Talented 58 Overdressed 92 Rude
26 Erudite 59 Shocked 93 Reserved
27 Well-read 60 Out of Breath 94 Sarcastic
28 Illiterate 61 Sweaty 95 Selfish
29 Artistic 62 Tearful 96 Simple
30 Negative 63 Creepy 97 Stubborn
31 Positive 64 Adventurous 98 Tough
32 Convincing 65 Bossy 99 Trusting
66 Athletic 100 Witty

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Matthieu WISNIEWSKI (Order #33518191)
Insta-NPCs #0

Four People You Meet In A Crowded Tavern

(Frowning/Inventive/Grandiose)
This young lady pensively peers above the rim of
her wine glass at the man at the bar beside her.
She’s telling a story of how her whole family died
while picking grapes for the very winery who
made the wine she’s drinking...

(Amused/Religious)
The man before you has a mug of ale in
hand and a smile on his face. He’s speaking
eloquently to a fellow disputing the existence of
the town’s patron deity...

(Reserved/Rude)
There always seems to be one of these guys at
the bar. You bump into him and he goes from
being a quiet, reserved townsperson nursing a
drink to the rude drunk willing to dispute your
lineage in no time flat.

(Humble/Trusting/Hysterical)
This poor lady seems to have been through the
ringer. She came in hysterical but soon calmed
down after someone bought her an ale. If you
listen, you hear a tale of a cruel husband who
may just have gotten what was coming to him
at home...

NPC Art courtesy of the Terrible Character Portraits Project from Jeff Preston
Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License (CC BY 3.0)

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Matthieu WISNIEWSKI (Order #33518191)
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