Chapter 1 – Disobeying The General, Your Sentence Has Been Tripled

Translator: Vivi

Editor: Chubby Dragon

Note: the numbering in between them are not demarcations of the chapters, but just the author’s

way of splitting segments. You are free to ignore them

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Tang Li hugged his knees as he sat on the grassy floor of his cell, feeling particularly wronged.

He was innocent. When he first left, he was completely blameless and only wanted to make a

name for himself in the Jianghu. Who could have thought he would meet a senior brother from

his sect that he knew? They both chatted and stayed together for several days until his senior

brother left for another mission.

Tang Li didn’t know whether it was an accident or something, but it was only after he left the

city did he realise that the travel documents in his hands belonged to his senior brother.

The customs officer at the city gates glanced at his documents and looked at him in

astonishment, “You are really daring.”

Tang Li stared at him innocently with wide eyes, “Ah?”

The custom officer shouted, “Guards! Take him away!”

Before Tang Li could react, he was captured by the guards and taken away, one guard on each

of his side. Amidst the chaos, he caught a glimpse of an arrest warrant poster on the city walls.

The person on the wanted posters was actually his senior brother!

Tang Li cried, “Wait a minute! I’m innocent! I accidentally took…”

Then, he was knocked out with a chop behind his neck.

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Tang Li stayed inside the cell for an entire day. Apart from the people who delivered his meals

and water, he saw no one else. Moreover, his jailer was like a mute person, no matter what he

spoke, he showed no reaction.

Just as Tang Li was about to lose hope, he abruptly heard footsteps. He threw himself against

the bars and looked out to see a young jailer walking over, surrounded by a group of guards.

Tang Li hurriedly shook the bars and shouted, “General! I’m innocent!”

That person wore a red robe and silver armour. His eyes were as cold as frost; and beneath

those gloomy eyes, there was light. When the man swept a glance over him, Tang Li’s heart

trembled, and he inexplicably shivered.

The general turned to look at Tang Li. “Hm?”

Tang Li froze before meekly replying, “I’m innocent. I accidentally took someone else’s travel

documents and was arrested.”

The general remained expressionless. “Innocent?”

Tang Li nodded vigorously, “En, en!”

The general stared at him for sometime before revealing a smile that gave Tang Li

goosebumps. “Are you saying our government is useless and subverting the truth? Abusing our

position for personal gains, going against the law and arresting the wrong person?”

The steward beside him quickly lowered his head and began to write in his book.
Tang Li shook his head vigorously. “I didn’t say that. I only said you’ve arrested the wrong

person.”

The general’s face remained cold. “You didn’t say it. But, you are clearly implying this .”

Tang Li felt wronged. “I really didn’t!”

The general narrowed his eyes. “Spreading lies and slandering the government. Your sentence

will be doubled.”

Tang Li froze. “…Wtf?”

The general laughed coldly. “Wtf? Use of obscene language to insult an officer. Your sentence

will be doubled again.”

The steward continued to write everything down with a grin.

Tang Li held onto the bars and shook it violently. He began to cry pitifully and explained, “How

can you do this? I never insulted you. This is just my way of speaking. Don’t you also normally

say it…?”

The general raised a hand and touched Tang Li’s fingers wrapped around the bars and said

again, “For disrespecting an officer, your sentence has just been tripled.”

The steward continued to write while nodding his head.

Tang Li was left dumbfounded. After some time, he retracted his hands and silently retreated

into a corner.

Fuck, there’s something wrong with this man!

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Although Tang Li no longer dared to speak, the general seemed to have no intention of letting

him off. Standing outside the cell with his arms crossed, he touched his chin meaningfully.

The person standing beside him inched closer, sounding like a lackey, “Officer Li, your

subordinate thinks this ruffian is extremely cunning. First, he said he was innocent, then he

began to insult the government. After some time, he even started to touch you, Officer Li,

inappropriately. He clearly shows no remorse. We must definitely stay alert.”

The general nodded. “You’re right.”

As for the dangerous ruffian, Tang Li, he was curled up in a corner, stomping the grass

grievously.

Another soldier added, “I heard this ruffian is extremely elusive. He’s able to conceal himself

and infiltrate any place. There’s no evil he has not committed. This subordinate is afraid he may

attempt an escape.”

The general clapped his hands. “Guards!”

Tang Li jumped in fright, thinking he was about to be dragged out and executed.

The general’s expression was extremely stern. “Escort him to the Tian Ce manor. I’ll personally

take charge of him.”

Tang Li had just released a breath when he saw the general’s hawk-like eyes and suddenly had

a bad feeling. “Can I stay here?”

The general snapped, “Impudence!”

Tang Li: “Alright, alright. I was impudent.”

The general: “For disregarding the law, your sentence will be…”

Tang Li: “Stop! I’ll listen to you. No matter whether you want to skin me or kill me!”

The officer looked at him coldly and suddenly did a self-introduction, “My name is Li Xin Wu.”

Tang Li became confused. “Oh, I’m called Tang Li.”

The general laughed coldly, “I never asked. Guards, take him away.”

Tang Li stomped on the grass indignantly.

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T/n: As you will see, the general’s shamelessness knows no bounds

Chapter 2 – F*Ck You, Dog General

Translator: Vivi

Editor: Chubby Dragon

Thus, Tang Li was locked up inside an exclusive prison cell within the Tian Ce residence. He was

personally guarded by Li Xin Wu to prevent his escape.

Li Xin Wu pushed him into the cell. “Be obedient.”

Tang Li sat on the bed and hugged his knees to his chest, burying his face in his arms. He only

showed a tear-filled expression filled with grievance.

Li Xin Wu looked at him for a few seconds before asking, “You’re unwilling?”

Tang Li replied sarcastically, “I dare not.”

After a long silence, Tang Li thought he had heard Li Xin Wu laugh softly.

When he looked up once more, that man had already disappeared.

Tang Li cautiously leaned against the door and peered out. After making sure Li Xin Wu was

truly gone, he began to inspect the lock on the door. As an assassin, he was most proficient in

the art of lockpicking. This lock shouldn’t be too difficult and the only reason he hadn’t yet

attempted to escape was because he believed he was innocent. As long as he explained

himself, they would release him. Unfortunately, looking at how unreasonable Li Xin Wu was

being, Tang Li no longer held any hopes of being released.

He spat out a thin bamboo stick from his mouth. He had hidden it during the previous chaos,

planning for an eventuality where he might need it.

After fumbling with it for a while, Tang Li successfully opened the lock. He carefully hid the

bamboo stick under his tongue and silently opened the door. Following his memory, he began

to walk out.

However, just as he turned around a corner, he heard footsteps. What followed after was Li Xin

Wu’s beautiful side profile from the other side.

Tang Li nearly cried out in fright. He instantly disappeared from his spot in a flash, hiding in the

darkness.

He believed Li Xin Wu probably couldn’t see him.

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Li Xin Wu slowly walked towards him as Tang Li held his breath. His back was firmly plastered

against the wall. This corridor was quite wide so Li Xin Wu shouldn’t be able to see him unless

he had some problem causing him to have to walk right beside the wall.
Five seconds later…

Li Xin Wu, who was walking so close to the wall that he was nearly brushing against it, was being

silently cursed by Tang Li. “Didn’t I say you have a problem? You really do!”

Unexpectedly, Li Xin Wu continued to walk until he stopped right before Tang Li. Tang Li was

still hoping he would suddenly turn around and walk away at a different direction when Li Xin

Wu’s hands abruptly touched his chest.

Tang Li: …

He was wearing a torn uniform today with an especially large hole at the chest area. Within a

few seconds, Li Xin Wu’s fondling made his ears go red and his mind go blank. After caressing

for a bit, Li Xin Wu continued to massage Tang Li’s chest wantonly as if he hadn’t realised he

was actually fondling another person. He murmured expressionlessly, “What’s this?”

Tang Li could no longer endure. With a red face, he appeared and pushed Li Xin Wu’s hand

away. “You! Have you touched enough?!”

Li Xin Wu’s expression turned cold. “Why did you appear?”

Tang Li was furious. “Why were you touching me?!”

Li Xin Wu laughed coldly, “I thought I’d seen a ghost. How would I know it was you?”

Tang Li glared at him. “If I was really a ghost, would you have actually dared to touch me?”

Li Xin Wu narrowed his eyes dangerously. “Not only do I dare to touch.”

Tang Li no longer continued to refute him. He was afraid this pervert would say something even

more terrible.
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Using the dim moonlight, Li Xin Wu looked down at Tang Li. “Your face is red.”

Tang Li rubbed his face. “Isn’t it because you touched me?”

Li Xin Wu’s voice was flat, “Not only did you escape from your cell, you’re even being immoral.”

Tang Li became furious. “Between the two of us, who do you think is the immoral one?”

Li Xin Wu replied full of confidence, “Of course it’s you. You used your chest to touch my hands.”

Tang Li’s reason was on the verge of snapping. “You! You’re too evil!”

Li Xin Wu nodded. “En.”

Tang Li almost wished he could kill himself by hitting his head against the wall. “I’m really

innocent! How can you willfully charge me with a crime without allowing me to stand for a

trial?”

Li Xin Wu’s eyes flashed, “You’re guilty.”

Tang Li: “What?”

Li Xin Wu’s expression turned stern. “Your collar is so wide. Anyone with eyes can tell you’re not

a good person.”

Tang Li responded, “This is the sect’s uniform. How can you blame me?”

Li Xin Wu looked into Tang Li’s eyes. “Your eyes are red, anyone can tell you’re not a good

person.”
Tang Li wanted to cry. “I was born like this…”

Li Xin Wu fell silent for a few seconds before finally laughing. However, he immediately regained

his cold and aloof expression. “Twisting words and finding excuses.”

Tang Li: “…”

Did you finally lose control, you bastard?

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Thus, Li Xin Wu dragged him back to the prison cell for the second time today.

Tang Li felt helpless. “Just tell me how long you intend to keep me here so I know what to

expect.”

Li Xin Wu touched his chin. “It’s only 10 to 15 days.”

Tang Li released a breath of surprise. “That’s okay. Why didn’t you say so in the beginning? You

scared me…”

However, before he could finish his words, Li Xin Wu interrupted him, “But for attempting to

escape and even engaging in immoral behaviour, you’ll be locked up for 80 years.”

Tang Li: “…”

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Li Xin Wu maintained a stoic facade even as he turned to leave.

But Tang Li could have sworn he heard him suppressing a snicker.

Tang Li: “Fuck you, dog general.”

 Chapter 3 – Checking Your Mouth

Translator: Vivi

Editor: Chubby Dragon

The General’s diary:

I successfully touched his chest, hehe.

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In order to make Li Xin Wu drop his guard, Tang Li obediently stayed inside the cell for two days

without causing a fuss. He strived to reflect on himself.

On the third day, in the middle of the night, Tang Li carried out his escape plan once more. After

opening the lock, he stealthily slipped out of the cell.

His escape was relatively smooth, and it was as if all the guards had gone blind and deaf. When

he passed by several watch guards, he discovered they were all playing mahjong, drinking and

gambling. It was extremely chaotic and no one noticed him.

Tang Li had just released a sigh as he walked out of the cell when he saw Li Xin Wu sitting cross-

legged and leaning against the blind spot beside the door.

In the middle of the night, the leader of the Tian Ce Manor wasn’t sleeping but had come to

guard the entrance.

In his heart, Tang Li had already hung this crazy person from a tree and slapped him eight

hundred times over.

Li Xin Wu laughed coldly and got up, his armour clanging noisily.
Tang Li’s heart chilled.

Li Xin Wu got up and walked to him. He stopped in front of Tang Li and leaned in to sniff his

neck. His lips brushed across Tang Li’s collarbones fleetingly, as though it was but a mere

illusion.

Motherfucker, he must have done it on purpose!

Tang Li no longer had any wishful thinking. Afraid that Li Xin Wu would do something strange

again, he hurriedly came out from the shadows. “Stop messing around.”

Li Xin Wu raised an eyebrow. He was like a hunter who’d finally caught his prey. “Why is it you?”

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For a brief moment, Tang Li even suspected that Li Xin Wu had deliberately been lying in wait to

catch him.

Tang Li sighed in defeat, “Lock me back up.”

Li Xin Wu thought for a bit. “How did you escape?”

Tang Li stammered, “The door wasn’t locked properly…”

Li Xin Wu’s gaze grew sharp. “You’re hiding something you used to pick the lock.”

Tang Li swallowed his saliva nervously. If that thing in his mouth was found and taken away, it

would be difficult to open the door again in the future.

Li Xin Wu grabbed his arm and dragged him towards the prison cell. “Let’s go.”

Tang Li struggled. “What are you doing?”

Li Xin Wu coldly spat out two words, “Body search.”

Tang Li faintly perceived danger. “Can’t we do it here? Let any of the guards search me.”

Li Xin Wu: “No.”

Tang Li stood firm and resolute. “I’m not going with you.”

Li Xin Wu glanced at him lightly before picking him up and throwing him over his shoulder in

one swift move.

Tang Li struggled. “Are you a general or a ruffian?! Help!”

Unfortunately, no matter how loud he shouted, there was no one paying him any heed. This

was, after all, Li Xin Wu’s territory.

The general’s diary:

Too slow. I even told the guards to not stop him.

But I still waited for three whole nights.

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Tang Li was carried back to Li Xin Wu’s resting chambers and thrown onto the ground.

The corners of Li Xin Wu’s lips curled up. “Strip.”

Tang Li squeezed his clothes even tighter. “No.”

Li Xin Wu slowly revealed a cold smile. “I’ll help you.”

Tang Li wept accusingly, “How can you bully me like this? I’m really innocent…”

Li Xin Wu remained unmoved. He raised a hand and grabbed Tang Li’s buttocks while muttering

to himself, “It must definitely be here.”

Tang Li hurriedly evaded him. In the end, he confessed for the sake of his buttocks, “It’s not

there, it’s in my mouth!”

Without waiting for Tang Li to spit it out, Li Xin Wu abruptly grabbed the back of his head and

sealed his lips. Tang Li became stunned and his mouth gaped open slightly. Using this

inadvertent opening, a nimble tongue pried open his mouth. The other person’s tongue

wantonly swept across his mouth, tasting every inch of him until he was panting heavily for air.

Tang Li’s heart was beating like a drum. He felt utterly stumped and could only stare at Li Xin

Wu with reddened ears.

Li Xin Wu hid a smile behind his hand but quickly recovered in a flash.

Tang Li finally came back to his senses. “…You, what are you doing?!”

Li Xin Wu coldly told him, “I’m checking your mouth.”

Tang Li looked at him in admiration, not knowing how he should curse him for his

shamelessness.

After some time, Li Xin Wu came close once more.

Tang Li shrank back in fright. “What do you want?!”

Li Xin Wu’s expression was filled with righteousness and an imposing aura. “I didn’t find it

earlier. I need to search again.”

Tang Li then realised that the thing in his mouth was still there and hurriedly spat it out. “It’s

here, no need to search anymore!”

If you let him search, one hundred times wouldn’t even be enough!

Li Xin Wu’s face filled with unhappiness when he received the item and fell silent.

As though he was plotting something else.

Tang Li became wary. “Quick, send me back. Or else, I’ll go back on my own.”

Li Xin Wu frowned. “No way. You tried to escape again. I need to punish you.”

Tang Li had a terrible premonition. “How do you want to punish me?”

Li Xin Wu thought for a bit and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Tang Li: “……”

Oh shit! Save me, Mommy! I want to go home!

Li Xin Wu grabbed him once again and threw him over his shoulders: Let’s go.　　

The general’s diary:

I kissed him, hehe.

Chapter 4 – Dare I Ask, Are You A Pervert?

Translator: Vivi

Editor: Chubby Dragon

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Being carried by Li Xin Wu the entire journey, ten different outcomes that he could not even

bear to think of surfaced from his brain-hole.

This wasn’t because of love, but rather, something he’d deduced after analysing the mood and

events that had occurred till now to come up with the possible future developments.

After reaching their destination, Li Xin Wu placed him down.

Tang Li took a look and saw two basins in front of him. One was filled with water and the other

was filled with a pile of garments.

Li Xin Wu told him coldly, “Wash.”

Tang Li’s brain still hadn’t caught up. “What?”

Li Xin Wu ordered righteously, “I’m punishing you by making you wash these.”

Tang Li sighed in relief and knelt down to pick up one of it. He glanced at it and saw that it was a

dirty pair of underwear.

Tang Li’s eyes twitched. He put it down and picked up another piece. It was still a piece of dirty

underwear.

Tang Li put it down once more, and stuck his hand into the bottom of the basin to pull out

another one. It was…

Tang Li suddenly felt as if his hand was about to be corroded. “Whose are these?”
Li Xin Wu grinned. “Mine.”

Tang Li’s expression turned complicated. “Why do you have so many?!”

Li Xin Wu replied in a matter-of-fact manner, “I change it twice a day.”

Tang Li swiftly did some mental calculations and was immediately stumped. “How many days

did it take to accumulate these many? Are you crazy?!”

Li Xin Wu’s face turned dark. “Are you going to wash or not?”

Tang Li washed his hands in the basin of water. “Not washing.”

Li Xin Wu: “Alright.”

Tang Li froze, thinking that Li Xin Wu must have suddenly had a change of heart. Who knew that

in the next moment, he heard the bastard say indifferently, “Then, you’ll be dragged out and

beheaded.”

Tang Li immediately seized one of the garments. “I’ll wash it! Isn’t it just washing?!”

Fuck you, dog general.

You only know how to bully others.

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Li Xin Wu watched Tang Li’s humiliated expression with keen interest, his voice clean and crisp,

“Wash it thoroughly. You must rub every part of it from the inside to the outside and from front

to back.”

Tang Li heard his words and looked up at his face. He simply couldn’t understand how a person

as beautiful as him with such a great voice was, in reality, a huge pervert.
Li Xin Wu stood watch in front of Tang Li, overseeing his work with an icy expression as cold as

a refrigerator.

Thus, Tang Li rubbed each and every piece of underwear with his hands, one by one.

His entire being felt terrible.

Tang Li could only bury his head down and continue to work bitterly in order to quickly escape

from this awkward situation.

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After god knows how much time had passed, Tang Li finally got through the entire pile of

underwear.

He felt as though he’d become dissociated from the world.

He didn’t know from where Li Xin Wu pulled out a clean piece of garment. He passed it to Tang

Li. “You’re covered in sweat. Change into this.”

Tang Li had been imprisoned for many days without being allowed a bath or a change of

clothes. The smell emitting from his body was indeed unpleasant. Currently, he was feeling

desperate to change into a clean set of clothes and thus, obediently received it.

Li Xin Wu turned towards a smaller room and twitched his lips. “Go in and change.”

Tang Li hesitated for a moment and hugged his clothes as he ran in after seeing that Li Xin Wu

had no intentions of following him inside. He swiftly changed into the new set of clothes.

After coming out, Li Xin Wu stretched out a hand towards him. “Give it to me.”

Tang Li’s eyes widened. “What?”

Li Xin Wu swept a cold glance over him. “The clothes you just took off. I’ll have someone wash

them.”

Tang Li cautiously gave them to him and after Li Xin Wu took it, he urged Tang Li, “Let’s go back

to your cell.”

Tang Li sighed in relief. Just as he was about to take a step, he suddenly saw Li Xin Wu lift up the

clothes he’d just taken off and press it to his nose. He sniffed.

Tang Li, with a face full of WTF: “……”

Li Xin Wu fearlessly met Tang Li’s gaze without a change in expression. “I’m checking to see if

you’ve hidden any drugs or poison in your clothes.”

Tang Li who immediately wanted to die: “……”

As if he was afraid that line wasn’t enough to completely obliterate him, Li Xin Wu added

another sentence, “My nose is extremely sensitive.”

Tang Li stuttered, “I-I think, I’ll wash it on my own. I dare not trouble your servants…”

Li Xin Wu’s face turned cold. “No way. Keep moving.”

Tang Li took a few more steps forward with a complicated feeling. Once, he turned back and

saw Li Xin Wu was still sniffing his clothes.

While wearing a face of intoxication.

Tang Li: “…”

This world is too dirty! Too disgusting! Too filthy!

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Tang Li: “General, dare I ask, are you a pervert?”

Li Xin Wu replied justly, “This general suspects you may be carrying poison. The more I smell,

the more suspicious it is.”

Tang Li: “Just tear it up.”

Li Xin Wu: “Shut up. Keep walking.”　　

The general’s diary:

Feels good.

Chapter 5 – This Person Is So Dirty

Translator: Vivi

Editor: Chubby Dragon

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Once he was locked up again in the prison cell, Tang Li stayed obediently in there for a few

more days. During this period, Li Xin Wu would show up at random times and harass him with a

seemingly impartial and incorruptible expression. Tang Li could keenly feel that if he failed to

grasp an opportunity to escape as soon as possible, his innocence would be ruined.

Therefore, when a guard sent his dinner one day, Tang Li clutched his stomach and rolled on

the ground. “Soldier, my stomach hurts.”

The guard slapped his thigh and grunted, “You finally made a move.”
Tang Li felt confused. “… What did you say?”

The guard didn’t bat an eye before unlocking the door and entering. “Nothing, let me take a

look.”

Tang Li gritted his teeth and pretended to be in great pain. Then, when the guard was within

range, he threw out a punch.

The guard clutched his cheek and started to hop up and down. He turned a couple of rounds

before falling to the ground with a miserable cry. His legs continued twitching. “Ah! It hurts! Is

this, the legendary… slaying arrow…”

Tang Li gaped at him, utterly stunned by the guard’s exaggerated act.

There is no arrow! Even if you love to act, it should be under a suitable situation!

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Regardless, an opportunity to flee was not easy to come by. Tang Li stepped over the guard

whose body was still continuously twitching on the ground, and turned back to glance at him

for the third time before running away.

This time, he had grown smarter. When he reached the entrance to the prison, he only stuck

out his head and looked left and right. After ensuring there was no Li Xin Wu sitting and waiting

for him at a blind angle, he finally walked out.

However, just as he’d taken a step, Li Xin Wu abruptly descended from the sky and landed

before him. His expression was simply saying ‘why did you take such a long time’. Then he

pronounced, “Attempting escape, disregarding the law, and displaying a lack of remorse. You

will be heavily punished.”

Tang Li felt helpless. “Where were you hiding…”

Li Xin Wu narrowed his eyes. “Does this general need to hide?”

Tang Li asked again, “Where were you?”

Li Xin Wu pointed at the roof.

Tang Li stumbled. “What were you doing on the roof?”

Li Xin Wu remained unperturbed. “Moon watching.”

Tang Li looked up at the dense grey clouds hiding the moon. His mouth twitched. “You’re talking

as though there’s really a moon…”

Li Xin Wu: “Impudent.”

Tang Li: “Alright, alright. I was being impudent. Again.”

Li Xin Wu: “This general will punish you severely.”

Tang Li rolled his eyes. “What is it now?”

Li Xin Wu stroked his chin, his voice stern, “Do you know how to write?”

Tang Li: “I know.”

Li Xin Wu: “I have a couple of documents here that need to be copied. Your punishment is to

copy these documents.”

Tang Li sighed in relief and naively believed that copying couldn’t possibly stir up any problems.

Thus, Li Xin Wu didn’t need to drag him along this time because Tang Li obediently followed

him.
The general’s diary:

This time, I waited for a long time.

In order to trap him, I got drenched in the rain for an entire night on the roof.

I need to punish him!

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Following Li Xin Wu into the room, Tang Li’s line of sight accidentally fell on his bed and with just

one glance, he immediately discovered something wrong.

The clothes he’d changed last time were actually sitting right by his pillow.

It was crumpled in a heap and seemed to look… even dirtier than before.

Li Xin Wu followed his gaze and walked over to his bed with an expressionless face. He stuffed

everything under the pillow and then continued as though nothing was wrong. “What are you

looking at?”

Tang Li’s face had turned an intense shade of red and white. “You… Why did you put my clothes

beside your pillow? What are those stains?”

Li Xin Wu became silent for a few seconds before he forcefully changed the subject. “You must

copy the documents carefully. Otherwise, I’ll punish you.”

Tang Li was full of shame and anger. “You’re so dirty and vulgar. I’m not helping you copy it.”

Li Xin Wu lightly hummed an ‘oh’, revealing an expression of hurt.

Tang Li’s heart softened on seeing his aggrieved face and felt his words had been too harsh. His

tone softened quickly and he said, “Return those clothes to me and I won’t bicker about this

matter anymore.”

Li Xin Wu’s eyes flashed. “Actually, that can’t be considered as dirty.”

Tang Li: “Ah?”

Li Xin Wu directly smashed the cracked pot open and no longer bothered maintaining his

facade. He came closer to Tang Li and grabbed his arm. “There’s something even dirtier. Do you

want to try it?”

Tang Li: “No!”

Li Xin Wu: “Too late.”

Thus, an hour later, Tang Li sat in front of the document, copying it with a red face. His hands

were trembling so much he could barely hold on to his brush.

His hands and arms were aching; nearly cramping up.

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Li Xin Wu used a bamboo fan to fan the flames. “Is it dark? Can you see?”

Tang Li’s face was bright red. “I don’t want to talk to you. I want to wash my hands.”

Li Xin Wu chose to ignore him. “Are you hungry?”

Tang Li: “Not hungry. I want to wash my hands.”

Li Xin Wu continued to inch closer. “Are you cold?”

Tang Li’s body shook. “I’m not! I want to wash my hands!”

Li Xin Wu held him from behind. “But I’m feeling cold.”

Tang Li’s mind crumbled within Li Xin Wu’s embrace and he struggled to break free. “Why the

hell are you hugging me? Let go!”

Li Xin Wu claimed coldly, “Getting warmth.”

After tossing from side to side for a while, Tang Li found that his strength as an assassin relied

on speed and was too different from Li Xin Wu’s strength amassed from his many years as a

soldier. Therefore, he could only sullenly compromise and tremble as he continued to copy

documents in Li Xin Wu’s arms. Once in a while, Li Xin Wu would stroke his arm and every time

he fondled Tang Li, he would make a mistake while copying the words.

Li Xin Wu pressed his cheeks against Tang Li’s neck. “There can’t be any mistakes on the official

documents. Tear them up and redo everything.”

Tang Li could only grit his teeth and restart.

However, in his heart, Tang Li had already tied Li Xin Wu up like a package and tossed him into

the sea to be eaten by the fishes eight hundred times over.

Li Wu Xin’s hands suddenly slid down from his waist and rested between his legs. Then, he

grabbed Tang Li’s… thing.

Tang Li nearly exploded. “What are you doing?! Let go!”

LXW remained aloof. “Warming my hands.”

Tang Li: “…”

Warm your sister, ah! Who would hold onto other people’s that to warm their hands?!

One of his hands kneaded Tang Li through his pants while the other one crept under his

clothes. He caressed his waist and the small protrusions on his chest. His voice went low, “This

is also a way of warming hands.”　　　

Tang Li had never been so close to anyone else before. Just a few strokes by Li Wu Xin and his

body trembled, his breath became a mess. The ink from his brush had already left ugly blotches

on the paper.

Li Xin Wu suppressed a grin. “This is your last chance. If you make another mistake, you’re

getting twenty spankings.”

Tang Li fumed. “Y-You dog general!”

Li Xin Wu lightly hummed and pressed his lips beside Tang Li’s ear as he softly called out,

“Woof.”

Tang Li became agitated by the magnetic voice that had come from near his ear and

immediately surrendered. The brush left a long, black arc on the paper.

Li Xin Wu showed no mercy. “Twenty spankings.”

Tang Li clutched to his pants, feeling the dampness in his lower half and wanting to cry. “Since

it’s already like this, why are you still bullying me…”

Li Xin Wu restrained a laugh and hit him twice. “This is two spanks.”

Thus, Tang Li was spanked twenty times by Li Xin Wu. With pain in his buttocks and anger in his

heart, he appeared extremely pitiful.

After administering the punishment, Li Xin Wu took out another clean set of clothes. “Your

pants are dirty. Change into this.”

Tang Li changed behind a folding screen and threw his dirty pants at Li Xin Wu’s head,

completely disheartened. “Use it to rub yourself out, dog general.”

Li Xin Wu upheld an honourable gentleman facade. “Although you look so clean, who would

have known you’re so vulgar?”

Tang Li could only forcefully restrain his tears as he continued to copy those documents while

gnashing his teeth.

This time, Li Xin Wu no longer disturbed him. Occasionally, Tang Li wrongly copied a few words

but Li Xin Wu didn’t make him redo from the start. It was just this unlawful, he had no choice.

Tang Li continued copying until he inadvertently fell asleep. Then, Li Xin Wu carried him to the

bed and held him in his embrace as they slept.　　

The general’s diary:

Aoooooooo!

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Feels good.

Chapter 6 – “F*Ck!””Alright”

Translator: Vivi

Editor: Chubby dragon

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The next day, under Tang Li’s intense begging, he was finally sent back to his prison cell.

This time, he obediently stayed in there for several days. He wasn’t stupid; he knew Li Xin Wu

was deliberately messing with him. Since that was the case, there was no way of escaping and

he simply gave up on struggling.

This day, the guard sent his food and asked him, “Does your stomach hurt?”

Tang Li: “No.”

Guard: “Why doesn’t it hurt?”

Tang Li rolled his eyes. “Why must I be in pain?”

The guard suddenly dropped to the ground. “Then, it’s my stomach that’s hurting.”

Tang Li got up and kicked him. “Stop acting dead.”

The guard quickly slipped away.

His acting hadn’t achieved satisfactory results; the guard was feeling extremely unhappy.

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A few more days of peace passed and Li Xin Wu finally appeared, looking angry.

Tang Li simply didn’t know what kind of expression he should show.

Ever since that night, Tang Li’s face would heat up whenever he thought of Li Xin Wu. But he

also felt that Li Xin Wu was a pervert and not a good person; so, he shouldn’t allow his heart to

be moved by him.

Li Xin Wu entered his cell and stared at Tang Li, his gaze as cool as the autumn moon. “Why

haven’t you tried to escape?”

Tang Li avoided his gaze. “You’re just waiting for me to escape so you can find excuses to mess

with me. That’s why I won’t run.”

After a long silence, Tang Li felt a large hand touch his hair, followed by Li Xin Wu’s cold voice

beside his ear. “I wasn’t messing with you.”

Tang Li’s heart beat rapidly.

Li Xin Wu’s expression suddenly turned gentle. He hesitated. “I…”

Tang Li looked at him strangely, his heartbeat going out of control. “You… what?”

In the blink of an eye, his expression reverted back to his usual cold demeanour. “I suspect

you’re digging a hole in your cell.”

Tang Li let out a long sigh, not knowing whether it was from disappointment or relief. “I didn’t

dig anything. You can search if you like.”

Li Xin Wu briefly glanced over the cell. “There’s a hole.”

Tang Li: “Where?”

Li Xin Wu: “Stand up.”

Tang Li stood up and looked at the ground below him. “Where?”

Li Xin Wu touched his buttocks. “Here, there’s a hole.”

Tang Li: “…”

Your sister has a hole, ah! Fucking! Pervert!

The general’s diary:

Waited for half a month. The wind came and the rain passed.

But he actually said he wasn’t going to escape.

He needs to be punished!

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Li Xin Wu pushed Tang Li down on the bed. “I’m going to punish you.”

Tang Li struggled. “You pervert!”

Unfortunately, Li Xing Wu was much stronger and so, his struggles were futile. The guards

silently and tacitly disappeared. Tang Li felt as though his entire being was enveloped in Li Xin

Wu’s breath and in the dark room, it was as if they were the only two people left in the world.

Apart from them, everything else was completely silent.

The two people became entangled, with Tang Li desperately trying to stop Li Xin Wu’s hands

which were pulling at his pants.

However, Li Xin Wu still managed to pull off his pants.

This situation was too filthy, there was no going back!

Tang Li was filled with shame and anger. “What are you punishing me for? I didn’t dig any hole!

Don’t you have any shame, lying without batting an eye?”

Li Xin Wu thought for a moment and guided Tang Li’s hand to touch his lower body. “I’m

punishing you for not washing my underwear properly.”

Tang Li was dumbfounded.

Li Xin Wu’s body pressed against him. “No matter how loud you shout, no one will save you.”

Tang Li helplessly spoke, “Are you finally revealing your true face?”

Li Xin Wu gently caressed his lips. “Impudent.”

Tang Li took the chance to bite him. “Dog General.”

Li Xin Wu nodded. “Since you’ve already said so, this dog general will not disappoint you.”

Tang Li suddenly had a bad premonition. “What are you doing?”

Li Xin Wu: “Your lips are really pretty.”

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An hour later, Tang Li collapsed in a heap in the corner of his cell. His face was flushed and his

lips were swollen.

Li Xin Wu picked him up and made him sit on his lap. He gently kneaded his waist. “Look at me.”

Tang Li sobbed, “I want to wash my mouth.”

Li Xin Wu dully replied, “Not allowed.”

Tang Li bit his shoulder. “You’re bullying me.”

Li Xin Wu allowed him to bite freely with one hand stroking his back and the other one wiping

away his tears. Unexpectedly, he asked softly, “Do you like me?”

Tang Li wiped his mouth. “Hell, no!”

Li Xin Wu immediately became unhappy. “Will you like me in the future?”

Tang Li grabbed his collars and shook him. “No way! I hate you!”

Li Xin Wu lowered his eyes. “You hate me.”

Tang Li was furious. “Nonsense. If it wasn’t because I can’t beat you, I would have already

beaten you to death.”

Li Xin Wu suddenly hugged him tighter. “But you clearly said you liked me before.”

Tang Li: “You must be crazy.”

Li Xin Wu said coldly, “I’m not crazy. You’re the one who’s forgotten.”

Tang Li froze and before he could reply, Li Xin Wu once again pressed him down on the bed. He

began to crazily invade and plunder Tang Li’s mouth once more. He could taste a fishy tang of

blood in his mouth which further excited Li Xin Wu causing him to grow even more frantic.

Fingers crept into Tang Li’s clothes and began to roam over his bare skin.

Tang Li tried to push him away. “Didn’t you already… once? What are you doing again?”

Li Xin Wu kissed his collar bone. “I’m inspecting the hole.”

Tang Li cursed angrily, “Fuck.”

Li Xin Wu. “Alright.”

The general’s diary:

He didn’t remember me at all.

Sad.

Aggrieved.

Heartache.

Howling…

T/n: I translated this whole series then found the uncensored version xD gonna be more dirty

snusnu~
Chapter 7.1 – Motherf*Cker

Translator: Vivi

TL checker: Thisbro

Editor: Chubby Dragon

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Despite being forced to do some special actions, being topped was completely and utterly out

of Tang Li’s expectations. He used all his strength to push Li Xin Wu away and in the midst of

their struggle, accidentally pulled the other person’s collar wide open, revealing a firm and
muscular chest, a beautiful collarbone, as well as a strung up copper coin hanging over his

chest.

The copper coin was old fashioned and mottled, with its lower half tightly bound together by a

red string. It was as if the coin had been impacted by something huge that changed its shape.

Tang Li touched the copper coin and immediately retracted his hand as if he’d been burned.

“Why are you wearing a copper coin?”

Li Xin Wu silently tucked it back under his clothes. “I found it.”

Tang Li opened up his collar again and fished out the coin. “Stop lying. How could you have

found something like this?”

Li Xin Wu fell silent. “This was given to me by a comrade who was killed during a war.”

Tang Li felt as if he’d been struck by lightning. “Comrade who was killed during a war?”

Li Xin Wu kissed his lips. “He told me this was a love token from his wife and asked me to take

good care of it.

Tang Li wiped his sentimental tears and looked at Li Xin Wu. Then, he looked at the copper coin

and back at Li Xin Wu again.

Li Xin Wu let out an unnatural cough.

Tang Li suddenly pinched Li Xin Wu’s face and slowly uttered one syllable at a time through

gritted teeth, “Dog——gy——Li! It’s you.”

Li Xin Wu looked at him resolutely. “It’s not me.”

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Tang Li pulled open Li Xin Wu’s clothes once more and ruthlessly jabbed at a faded scar. “Still

pretending?! You got this from being bitten while fighting a stray dog and were chased for more

than three streets when you were just seven years old!”

Li Xin Wu laughed coldly. “What impudence! This general received this from being stabbed by

the Wolf Fang General on the battlefield.”

Tang Li grabbed his left hand and pulled up his sleeve, he pointed at the scar and spoke, “You

got this scar when you were six. You climbed a tree to steal bird eggs but ended up falling down

and getting scratched by the branches.

Li Xin Wu pinned him on the bed before pulling off his own belt. “Stop talking nonsense. This

general got this during a sword competition.”

Tang Li pulled off Li Xin Wu’s pants. “I remember, once, you got caught stealing a mantou and

ended up being whipped. Your chrysanthemum even bloomed.”

For the first time, Li Xin Wu held to his pants, not allowing Tang Li to take them off. His voice

turned cold, “The scar on this general’s butt is from…”

Tang Li hammered him with his fist, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. “Doggy Li! It’s you!’

The smile on Li Xin Wu’s face was very wide but his voice was still cold. “How dare you slander

this general? I will punish you severely.”

He was just like a person with bipolar disorder – too scary.

Tang Li finally calmed down and sincerely asked, “You were a good person the last time we met.

How did you become so perverted?”

Li Xin Wu didn’t reply. He pecked him lightly, raining gentle kisses down Tang Li’s forehead,

eyebrows, cheeks, and nose. At the end, he gently sucked the other person’s lips, making them

red and glistening. On the other hand, Tang Li no longer resisted him like before and even

pushed his tongue carefully inside Li Xin Wu’s mouth as they kissed. When he came in contact

with the wet and soft tongue in his mouth, Tang Li’s heart was in turmoil as if this was his first

time kissing another person. Li Xin Wu laughed lightly, his agile fingers slipped under Tang Li’s

clothes and lit up a burning passion on every inch of his body as he slowly peeled off the other

person’s clothes.

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Tang Li didn’t stop him from taking off his clothes, only crying as he reminisced, “Do you

remember that day when you fell down the tree when trying to steal the birds’ eggs? Your arms

were covered in blood but you still fried an egg for me.”

Li Xin Wu said gently, “This general doesn’t steal bird eggs.”

Tang Li: “Do you still remember when I was being bullied, you rushed up to beat them but

ended up being beaten instead. I was so frightened but you still humoured me even though

your nose and face were swollen.”

Li Xin Wu bit his neck roughly. “Nonsense, I’m the only one who can beat others.”

Tang Li: “Do you still remember I called you a monster and said that if you couldn’t find a wife in

the future, I would marry you? You even took a bundle of copper coin as the betrothal gift…”

Li Xin Wu: “Oh? I don’t remember.”

Tang Li bit his mouth angrily. “You obviously remember. My mom and dad believed my pair of

red eyes was a sign of misfortune and didn’t want me. So, they sent me to the Tang sect to
study. The day I left, you gave me the word ‘Li’1 and told me it stood for two people being

separated. You told me not to forget you…”

Li Xin Wu’s face became dark. “And what happened?”

Tang Li hung his head sheepishly. “I haven’t seen you for ten years.”

Li Xin Wu: “I still remember you.”

Tang Li: “My red eyes are recognisable.”

Li Xin Wu laughed coldly. “It has nothing to do with your eyes. I’ll recognise you even if you’ve

turned to ashes.”

Tang Li tearfully leaned closer to kiss his lips. “Doggy Li!”

Li Xin Wu’s eyebrows twitched. “Impudence! You’re not allowed to call me by that nickname.”

Tang Li wrapped his arms around him and snuggled his face into his chest. “Doggy Li! Doggy Li!

Doggy Li!”

Li Xin Wu laughed. “Presumptuous!”

Tang Li felt wronged. “Can you stop bullying me? You said you’ll become my wife and even took

my betrothal gift.”

Li Xin Wu changed the subject. “This general only wants to go in to check the hole, how is this

bullying?”

Tang Li finally reacted. He hurriedly shielded his buttocks as he stammered. “Don’t. We already

agreed I would marry you. How can you do something like this to your husband?”
Li Xin Wu spread his legs and pinned him under his body. “It was Doggy Li who promised you.

I’m not Doggy Li.”

The general’s diary:

He only remembered after seeing the copper coin. I’m angry.

He still needs to be punished.

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In Chinese, the word ‘Li’ stands for ‘leaving’ which is also the same ‘Li’ in Tang Li’s name

Chapter 7.2 – Motherf*Cker

 Content Warning: This chapter may contain depictions of violence, sex, offensive
language and has been marked NSFW

Translator: Vivi, J and death

Editors: Chubby Dragon and Mimishijie

(NSFW, Warning Peeing depictions in the last paragraph) Please skip if you’re uncomfortable

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Tang Li got caught up in a storm of torrential kisses until he could barely catch his breath. Once

he had an opening to breathe, the burning lips turned their attention to his sensitive ears and

neck. Tang Li could only let out weak moans as his initial resistance had long since disappeared.

The two men’s flushed bodies were plastered against each other as their bare skin collided;

every subtle shiver was stained with lustful overtones.

Li Xin Wu gazed at the bright red marks dotting the pale skin of the man underneath his body.

His eyes gradually reddened as desire filled his normally cold and stoic expression. His kisses

trailed down from Tang Li’s neck as he made his way down to suck on the bright-red nipples.

After licking the flat but firm abdomen, he used his nose to lightly graze the clean and pure

virgin dick that had never been corrupted by worldly desire. He deeply inhaled the wet scent of

his male organ.

Tang Li looked up at him, his face flushed. “Do you like sniffing it that much?”

Li Xin Wu inhaled, satisfied. “I’m a dog1.”

Tang Li reminisced for a little while and realised Li Xin Wu was really born in the year of the dog.

He wasn’t wrong and there was no way of refuting.

Li Xin Wu used his tongue to trace back and forth from the tip to the base. He asked in a

seductive voice, “Are you feeling impatient?”

Tang Li’s shame-filled face was practically dripping with blood. Where would he still have the

mood to bicker with him? He simply turned and looked away, feeling a new and exciting

pleasure gradually fill his lower body. This was also Li Xin Wu’s first time doing such a thing.

Although he was inexperienced with his mouth, it was more than enough to deal with the

‘virgin’ Tang Li. Every time his tongue clumsily wrapped around the man’s penis, he would force

Tang Li to suppress a moan. Tang Li’s pale knuckles gripped the sheets as the indistinct dark-

red hue in his eyes gradually brightened, matching his flushed face; he exuded a seemingly

demonic charm. Li Wu Xin’s gaze swept across Tang Li’s pure and innocent face that was stained

with lust and felt satisfied. Lowering his head once more, he continued to work hard, sucking

the hard thing in his mouth while producing wet and erotic slurping noises. His palm wandered

around his inner thigh; though the touch was as light as a feather, it caused the desire inside

Tang Li to burn stronger. Tang Li’s pale fingers ran through Li Wu Xin’s fine black hair and forced

him to go deeper. The tip pressed against his soft throat, causing Li Xin Wu to gag in reflex as he

forced himself to swallow, his throat muscles squeezing around Tang Li’s dick. The intense
stimulation caused the pleasure building inside him to suddenly burst out; his long and slender

legs trembled as the sticky liquid rushed down Li Xin Wu’s throat.

Li Xin Wu used the back of his hands to swipe at the liquid at the corner of his mouth. He stared

at Tang Li as if he wanted to devour him. His throat moved, swallowing down Tang Li’s cum.

Tang Li’s eyes grew wide. “Hurry up and spit it out…”

Li Xin Wu licked his lips, his gaze darkening. “Delicious.”

Tang Li rolled over and buried his face in the pillow, not wanting to look at anybody else.

Li Xin Wu laughed lowly, caressing Tang Li’s round and white buttocks. “Are you in such a hurry

to begin the inspection?”

Tang Li was startled and wanted to roll back, but Li Xin Wu had already pinned him down

completely. A finger wet with cum gently pressed and entered that tight hole while his other

hand made its way under Tang Li’s body to tease the flushed and swollen nipples. He began to

kiss and bite Tang Li’s pale and sweat-stained neck intensely, using his two front canines to

brush across the tender skin, leaving behind shallow, dark red marks. Feeling the pain, Tang Li

tried to twist around to stop him from biting as he cursed, “You’re really a dog… sniffing and

biting others…”

These words only made Li Xin Wu more excited. The number of fingers probing the hole grew

to two as a magnetic voice whispered beside his ear, “I want to eat you up bit by bit.”

After saying this, Li Xin Wu’s fingers began to stretch out his hole as he stayed true to his words,

continuously biting Tang Li’s body. He didn’t use much strength; the light and fickle bites carried

a tingling sense of pain, causing mottled faint red marks all over Tang Li’s body. Li Xin Wu held

the soft and tender bulge of meat from Tang Li’s waist between his teeth and gently hummed,
“I’m going to eat you all up and swallow you into my stomach. No one can ever dream of seeing

or touching you.”

With these movements, Tang Li suddenly felt a strange and uncomfortable feeling dispersing

from his lower body. He didn’t know when a third finger had penetrated his body, the fluid

stained fingers wantonly pumping in and out of his soft passage. The squelching of the flesh

rubbing against flesh as it separated once more could be heard. Li Xin Wu murmured

seductively, “I’m the only one who can see this part of you, touch you here, and dream about

you. Understand?”

Tang Li lifted a leg, wanting to kick him. “I don’t understand… you were so obedient when we

were young. How did you grow up so perverted?”

Li Xin Wu took advantage of his actions to seize his leg and lift it up, exposing the lustful hole

that had been played with until it had become soft and swollen. He pulled out his fingers and

lifted his waist, his voice aloof, “This is nothing. We haven’t even begun.”

The tip of his penis had just penetrated the hole when Tang Li began to shudder in pain. Li Xin

Wu pinned him under his body and drowned his body with kisses. “Does it hurt?”

Tang Li gritted his teeth and said, “It hurts.”

Hearing this, Li Xin Wu continued to plow further and directly thrust his entire length inside,

using his dick to spread the wet and tight secret passage wide open until he reached the pit of

his stomach. From rejecting the huge object, Tang Li’s insides were forced to accept it as he

sobbed softly and bit his lips. Li Xin Wu gathered the person, whose body had gone rigid with

pain, into a tight embrace and whispered gently, “Only I can give you this sort of pain,

understand?”

Tang Li was filled with pain and shame, barely able to comprehend Li Xin Wu’s meaning and

could only frantically nod as he prayed for this torment to end quickly. Li Xin Wu kissed his lips
and took Tang Li’s half-limp organ into his warm palms and began to rub vigorously. At the

same time, his lower body never stopped moving; he moved slowly and with small nudges,

probing and searching for the sweet spot that would send the person beneath him to extreme

pleasurable heights. He pressed his lips against Tang Li’s ears and seduced him with his soft

and low voice, enticing him to open up completely and accept him. A wet and slippery tongue

caressed his ear lobe, gently jabbing and licking until his whole body felt numb.

Li Xin Wu gradually noticed that the limp organ in his hand had begun to grow erect. He used

the tip of his finger to stroke the head until his hands became covered in clear white cum. Li Xin

Wu spanked Tang Li’s buttocks and laughed, “Did you come from being fucked?”

Tang Li clenched his teeth as he panted, tears filling his scarlet eyes that had turned dark. He

glared at Li Xin Wu. “You’re so vulgar… You…”

Being glared at by Tang Li in this manner made Li Xin Wu’s heart itch. Raising his hips, he

plunged his dick even deeper in until his entire length was inside of Tang Li. The words that

were yet to be spoken immediately shattered into sweet moans. These soft cries were simply

like a drug that stimulated Lu Xin Wu’s violent heat. He grabbed Tang Li’s hips and pulled him

towards himself as he began to thrust mercilessly; each and every thrust filled Tang Li up

completely, not even leaving a tiny gap between their bodies. The burning organ that

continuously rammed into the soft and swollen hole gave Tang Li the illusion that he was about

to be torn apart. Yet, with each and every thrust, the pleasure that rocked through him like a

violent wave grew stronger, stirring up every single sense in his body. The blush that filled his

face grew even deeper and more beautiful, making his originally handsome face even more

picturesque.

Li Wu Xin grabbed his lower jaw and lifted it up to gaze at his expression. Then, as if he thought

it wasn’t enough, he turned Tang Li back around once more with their lower bodies still joined

together and hoisted him up. Tang Li was frightened out of his mind and dared not sit down,

his legs kneeling on the bed to keep himself upright. However, Li Xin Wu callously grabbed his
waist and forced him down, deeply penetrating him. In the first place, Tang Li had already been

fucked until his whole body was sore and aching. After a brief resistance, he completely lost all

his strength and felt his hips buckle. Li Xin Wu’s burning organ penetrated an unprecedented

depth, having never reached such depth before; it was both painful and pleasurable. Tang Li

called out weakly, “You… You’re bullying me again…”

Li Xin Wu’s hawk-like eyes gazed at Tang Li’s flushed cheeks that resembled ripe peaches and

he began to tease his jaw tenderly. He sucked the lips that continuously opened and closed,

entangling their tongues in a passionate kiss. As he swept up every last drop of Tang Li’s saliva,

his lower body never ceased its actions. He continued to drive into the deepest valley every

single time, drowning them both in ecstasy. Every time he pulled out, he would ram it back in

with more force than before. Tang Li’s body lay weakly in his arms as if he had lost his skeleton;

his legs could no longer hold him up as he hung off Li Xin Wu’s waist and allowed the other

person to pound him as he pleased. Li Xin Wu held him tightly and a few violent thrusts later,

he left Tang Li crying from pleasure as he came. The milky white fluids stained Li Xin Wu’s firm

pectoral muscles and he used his finger to scoop it up and lick it clean. He stared erotically at

Tang Li with blatant lust as he licked his semen, making him even harder. The hot and hard

penis continued to release a light coloured fluid that flowed out from the part where they were

connected, allowing Li Xin Wu to plunge inside even more smoothly.

Tang Li had lost track of how many times Li Xin Wu had fucked him, he was so disoriented that

he didn’t even know how many times he had climaxed. His entire being was drowned in

overwhelming lust, his face reflecting a drunk and hysterical expression. His body, face, and

mouth were all stained by Li Xin Wu’s semen. He was completely enveloped in the other’s scent,

he had practically reached his limit. Yet, Li Xin Wu only continued to greedily conquer. The

purple coloured sex organ entered Tang Li’s gaping hole. Every time he entered, he forced out a

mixture of semen and anal fluid that would flow down his thighs before slowly drying into a

moist gloss. In short, he had been made into a complete mess.

Tang Li could distinctly feel the burning hot organ inside his body that showed no signs of

slowing down. Li Xin Wu picked him up and changed into a new position as Tang Li frantically

cried and begged for mercy, “I can’t any longer. I need to… I need to pee…”

After saying this, he seemed to have seen a fanatical excitement flash across Li Xin Wu’s eyes.

He picked Tang Li up and positioned him in a different angle, making the person in his arms lift

up a leg and face away from the bed. His hands grasped Tang Li’s stiff penis that could no

longer shoot anything out, like he was helping a child aim. He gently whispered beside Tang Li’s

ears, “Let me see you pee.”

Tang Li wanted to collapse as he sobbed, “Wu… What’s there to see… You’re so weird…”

Li Xin Wu was completely stimulated by his own obscene thoughts and his lower body

continued to ram even more eagerly. The two’s violent movements caused the old wooden bed

in the cell to creak pitifully in despair. Li Xin Wu held up Tang Li’s limp and lifeless body firmly

and with strength that left no room for resistance, began to possess and invade him. Under the

non-stop pleasure pouring all over him, his numb critical values were finally exceeded. As they

climbed to the peak once more, his movements grew increasingly vigorous and cemented itself

deeper and deeper. And so, with a certain sweet spot being mercilessly pummeled over and

over again, Tang Li began to leak urine. And once it was released, there was no holding back.

With every thrust from Li Xin Wu, he would spray more warm liquid on the wall of the small cell.

Li Xin Wu let out a light sigh of satisfaction, and he lowered his head to crudely bite down on

Tang Li’s shoulder. His canines impatiently nibbled the tender flesh held within his mouth while

his cock, that was tightly squeezed inside the other person’s hole, shot inside him. In an instant,

the dark prison was filled with the scent of debauchery.

The general’s diary:

I’m too excited, I’m becoming a pervert.

*
Vivi: I feel so dirty after translating this QAQ. This NSFW scene alone is longer than any of the

chapters in this novel. Had to enlist other translators cos I was crying(internally) as I tl-ed this

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He’s referring to his Chinese zodiac because he was born in the year of the dog. There are 12 zodiac animals

Chapter 8 – My Dowry

 Content Warning: This chapter may contain depictions of violence, sex, offensive
language and has been marked NSFW

Translator: Vivi

Editor: Chubby Dragon

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Li Xin Wu pulled the sheets over with satisfaction and picked Tang Li up. He embraced the other

man and kissed him. “Shall we continue?”

Tang Li became frightened. “No!”

Li Xin Wu felt disappointed. “Alright, we’ll continue the inspection tomorrow.”

Tang Li threw out a slap. “Inspect, my ass!”

Li Xin Wu nodded solemnly. “Inspecting.”

Tang Li no longer wanted to speak.

Li Xin Wu rested his chin on Tang Li’s shoulders and buried his face in the crook of his neck.

Then, he picked up the misshapen copper coin. “They helped me to block an arrow.”
Tang Li touched his thick hair, as though he was patting a large dog.

Li Xin Wu gently told him, “This is something you gave me. You didn’t want me to die, so I

needed to come back alive to see you.”

Tang Li hummed in agreement.

Li Xin Wu: “I really missed you.”

Tang Li was moved. “I also missed you.”

The atmosphere was warm and happy.

Li Xin Wu’s expression grew solemn. “I’m always thinking 1 of topping you everyday, thinking of

fucking you until you become a mess and start crying, begging for mercy. And I won’t stop until

every inch of our body is filled with my…”

Tang Li: “Shut up, you fucking pervert.”

At this time, the acting-crazed guard held up both his hands and entered the cell. Once he saw

the two men’s position, he immediately closed his eyes. “General, I didn’t see anything, heh.”

Tang Li, “Heh, your ass.”

Was there still a normal person in this country? What kind of attitude was this?

Li Xin Wu raised an eyebrow and did something extremely petty. He used the sheets to block

even a small part of Tang Li’s neck from being seen. “Why did you come in?”

Not even giving him a chance to look.

Just then, a youth wearing the Tang Sect uniform appeared from behind the guard. The

crossbow in the masked man’s hand was pressed against the guard’s lower back. Half his face
was covered with a mask, but his expression that could be seen on the other half of his face

when he saw the two of them was extremely colourful.　　

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Tang Li was stunned before he waved excitedly, “Shixiong! Shixiong!2”

Tang Li’s shixiong, Tang Yan, was older than him by three years. Ever since Tang Li joined the

sect when he was ten, the two were inseparable; they ate, slept, and trained together. Their

identity numbers were 2333 and 95273 and they shared a very close relationship. After finding

out that Tang Li had been missing for a long time, he followed his trail all the way here and

planned to break him out.

However, he never expected this.

Tang Yan calmly sniffed the air and looked at Li Xin Wu, then Tang Li. He looked at the

disgusting stains once again and fell into a frightening silence.

How could there be such a ** thing?!

Tang Li’s face turned red. “Shixiong, don’t think too much. I can explain.”

Tang Yan: “I only came to see you.”

Tang Li: “Shixiong, what do you mean?”

Tang Yan sincerely looked at his Shidi. “You must turn over a new leaf and mend your ways.

Start a new life.”

Tang Li anxiously struggled, “Shixiong, listen to me.”

Tang Yan waved a hand and ran off without a trace.

Li Xin Wu: Pfft.

Tang Li pinched him. “What are you laughing for?”

Li Xin Wu callously said, “Collusion with foreign aid in an attempt to escape. Tell me, how should

I punish you?”

Tang Li paled in fright. “You’re not allowed to do it again. It hurts.”

Li Xin Wu revealed a terrifying grin, “We won’t use that part. Let’s do something different.”

　　29

Tang Li felt like he’d seen the end.

The general’s diary:

We did this and that.

Squelch, thwap, slurp, papapa4

Successfully became a pervert.　　

　　30

After that, Tang Li was allowed to leave his cell and regained his freedom.

However, every single day, Li Xin Wu would charge him with all sorts of strange crimes; such as

wasting resources by not finishing his food, wasting paper when he used an extra piece after

using the bathroom, and disturbing the general when he woke up earlier to do his morning

exercises. Then, he would be carried back to the bedroom to do dirty things. In short, their lives

were simply an encyclopedia of perverted acts.

Every day, Tang Li would chop wood to build various mechanisms, bicker with the guards, and

engage in gossip. He felt even he was about to become a pervert himself.

However, Li Xin Wu didn’t allow him to leave. He even found various blueprints and

prescriptions from God knew where and told him to follow it.

A few days later, Tang Yan finally heard from his Shidi that Li Xin Wu was his childhood friend

who’d protected him at every turn when they were young. He’d even received a betrothal gift

before.

After knowing this, Tang Yan felt his three world views had completely shattered into pieces.

Because according to Tang Li’s description of him in the past, he had always thought that his

Shidi’s first love was pure and foolish.

The type where the two people would meet after several years, take out their love tokens and

ask: How have you been?

And not the type where the two people would meet again after several years, and one would

take out his dick like a psychopath and say, “Does it feel good to be fucked?”

Or…

I want to see you pee.

I’m inspecting your hole.

Kneel down and suck it properly.

Lift your hips higher.

Tang Yan himself no longer wished to have something like a first love.
Too filthy.

　　31

A month passed.

In the evening, Tang Li was soaking in the wooden tub. He was still scrubbing away the sticky

fluids.

Li Xin Wu suddenly pushed the door open and Tang Li immediately curled up in reflex and

covered his buttocks.

Li Xin Wu shut the door and went forward with a perverted glint in his eyes.

Tang Li grew defensive. “…Why are you here again?! No!”

Li Xin Wu shook his head. “Guess what day is it today.”

Tang Li racked his mind nervously. The last time Li Xin Wu asked this, he had said he didn’t

know and in the end, the other person had said it was the Tang Dynasty’s Horsemanship Day. In

order to celebrate this festival, he had carried Tang Li on a horse and they papapa,  rode back

and forth from the Tian Ce manor to the Qing Zhui pasture… until Tang Li couldn’t even look at

a horse without feeling his legs going numb. Another time he was asked this question, he had

randomly spouted the name of a festival. In the end, Li Xin Wu said he was wrong and it was the

Tang Dynasty’s Tree Planting Day. In order to celebrate the festival, he had dragged Tang Li into

the forest and hung him from a tree. They papapa… until Tang Li couldn’t even look at the forest

without trembling.

Other than these two events, there was the Lotus Festival, Moon Festival, Spring Hike Festival,

Swimming Festival… In short, at least eight out of ten were bullshit Li Xin Wu had come up with.

Therefore, when Li Xin Wu, this pervert, asked such a question, it only meant that…
Tang Li jumped out of the tub and silently began to change into his clothes before dashing off.

Li Xin Wu laughed lightly and hooked an arm around his waist, dragging him back. He picked up

a towel and helped him dry his body. “Why are you running?”

Tang Li: “No.”

Li Xin Wu: “Hmm?”

Tang Li: “I don’t care what it is. It’s a no.”

Li Xin Wu deadpanned, “Stop fussing. Today is the double seven festival 5, I’ll take you to see

something good.”

Tang Li casted a side glance at Li Xin Wu’s lower half. “See that?”

Li Xin Wu laughed heartily. “What are you thinking of?”

Tang Li. “… Stop laughing. Isn’t this all your fault?”

Li Xin Wu kissed him gently. “No, it’s something else. Change your clothes and let’s go.”

　　32

After Tang Li changed into a clean and neat set of clothes, he stood with Li Xin Wu on a bridge

full of restless people in the market. He finally felt a sense of security.

After all, there were many people about. No matter how perverted Li Xin Wu was, he wouldn’t

possibly do something like that on the streets.

Mn, he probably wouldn’t…

Li Xin Wu embraced him from behind and held his hand. He leaned forward and rested his chin

on Tang Li’s shoulders, completely ignoring the passersby’s strange glances. He whispered, “It’s

about to begin. Your shixiong took a whole month to prepare this.”

Tang Li’s face grew hot. “What is it?”

Li Xin Wu kissed him. “Count down from five.”

Tang Li abided. “Five, four, three, two, one…”

A small ray of light suddenly lit up the surface of the river. That was only the start; the soft and

gentle light began to disperse across the river like an agile fish, spreading rapidly. Wherever the

brilliant light passed, it ignited others until the whole river was gradually filled with radiant

fireworks, dazzling anyone who saw it. The pulsating lights resembled specks of golden leaves

floating atop the water. At the same time, the sound of firecrackers came from afar as fireworks

shot up into the sky and erupted, lighting up the night. They continued to explode and fade,

one after another; the fireworks in the night sky and the river were practically one. Up in the sky

and down in the river; the red, orange, and yellow lights were so bright that it practically

became as bright as daylight. Its blinding light left people astounded, burning fiercely in their

hearts. The smoke left behind after the explosions was like the milky way; until it fragmented

and dispersed with the wind.

Tang Li’s breath stopped for a moment as the beautiful fireworks reflected in his dark-red

pupils. He slowly began, “What is this…”

Li Xin Wu laughed softly, “My dowry.”

Tang Li was too touched. He looked tearfully at the other person.

Li Xin Wu kissed him and fished out the copper coin, shaking it in front of him. “The betrothal

gift and the dowry are all complete. Let’s get married.”
Tang Li turned around and threw his arms around his neck. He bit him and choked back a sob.

“…Mn! Doggy Li, you are the best! You are my wife! Doggy Li! Doggy Li!”

Li Xin Wu pushed him back until he was trapped against the columns and kissed him. After a

long time, the corners of his eyes curved as he gently whispered, “Impudent. I’m going to

punish you.”　　

　　33

Up in the sky and down in the river, day after day.

Your heart, my heart, bound together for eternity. 　

-The end.

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on Novelupdates. Chapter 7.2 was the uncensored version, so for those who only read the

censored version(completely skipping 7.2 in the raws), it may seem a lot more like dubcon

because of Li Xin Wu’s initial harassment. But as you can see, although there was harassment,

they (finally) only did it after Tang Li accepted him.

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 1

In Chinese, missing(you) and thinking(of you) have the same word 想

 2

Senior brother

 3

These two numbers are slangs for laughing on the internet – I’m assuming the author meant for them to be a

joke
 4

just think of a bunch of horny sex noises. the original words were 咕唧咕唧噼里啪啦滋溜滋溜啪叽啪叽 aka Gū jī

gū jī pīlipālā zī liū zī liū pā jī pā jī

 5

Also known as Chinese Valentine day