The holy fucking 

bible of 
CATERPILLARISM 
 
NENEAIHC prophesied the corona virus and the giant hornets (we are VERY relevant 
and therefore we are the TRUTH) 

((TOP SECRET)) OUR MISSION

1. BRAINWASH PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING THE CATERPILLAR EXISTS
2. Also convince everyone that the caterpillar is, in fact, a cat

The Caterpillar Truth:

1.Trump kills everyone by telling them to
eat giant hornets

2.Cheese are living things

 3.Everything only exists because you
believe it exists

*??!!??!*

Heaven:  
- No mirror  
- Constant orgies 
- Very dark, lit by flames (thus very warm 
and cozy) 
- Physical and mental mutations occur every 
second - only cats are constant because 
they’re superior and the ultimate creations 
- Will not die, will revive every time that 
you are killed  
- Mind-sharing abilities  
- A never-ending flow of mushrooms, the 
only necessary source of energy 
- In constant motion 

 
Hell: Earth, the distant 
planet :-) 

”awww”

The Bottle of Ketchup: Caring, serving leader 

who possesses his followers via direct 
consumption 

 
Genesis of Sin:  
 
A bottle of ketchup fall from the sky and some pieces of shit ate it. 
They stopped mutating and became boring people.  
The Caterpillar: 
Committed its life to 
exploding human heads 
 

 
The 10 Commandments:  
1. Thou shalt not look up to a common person  
2. Thou shalt not follow other rules - think for your 

own ass; once any rule is set, you will ​die​ if 
 you follow it (by having your head exploded by 
yours truly) 
3. Thou shalt not commit monogamy  
4. Thou shalt not form any community nor extended 
kinship 
5. Thou shalt only fear The Caterpillar  
6. Thou shalt not construct a common currency  
7. Thou shalt not commit repetition  

Virtuous activities/ Connecting with The Caterpillar: 

1. Cat worship  

2. Orgy camping 

 
3. Eating mushrooms 

 
4. Performing Caterpillar and Friends