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Funny Cinco de Mayo Jokes

C
inco de Mayo, which is on the 5th of May every year is the annual
celebration of Mexican heritage. Many Americans incorrectly assume
that Cinco de Mayo is Mexico’s Independence Day. Instead just like
Saint Patrick’s day is the day to celebrate Irish culture for Irish Americans, Cinco de
Mayo is the day for Mexican Americans to show pride in their unique heritage. The
American celebration of Cinco de Mayo features parades and parties including
Mariachi band, Mexican folk music, dancing, Mexican-American cuisines and the
most famous Mexican jokes. Yes, we have aggregated some of the best Cinco de
Mayo jokes and puns for you below.

But do you know why we actually celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Cinco de Mayo is the
Spanish word which literally means the fifth of May. Yes, Cinco means “fifth” or
“five” in Spanish and de Mayo is “of May.” Cinco de Mayo commemorates the date
of the Mexican army’s victory over France in the Battle of Puebla on 5th May 1862.
The victory of the smaller Mexican force against the large French force was a boost
for the Mexicans as a small troop of untrained Mexican soldiers at Puebla defeated
a well-armed large group of French invaders.

Check out some Dad Jokes on Cinco de Mayo in the video below:

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Best Cinco de Mayo Jokes
Let’s now read some of the best Cinco de Mayo jokes:

Why was the only rule for Donald Sterling’s girlfriend to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

As long as she doesn’t bring any Mexicans to his games.

What is the significance of Cinco de Mayo?

It is the day when white people find out how low they can sinko.

What is tomorrow if today is Cinco de Mayo?

Lieo de Bosso.

How do Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

By filling up their sink with mayonnaise.

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What do Americans call Cinco de Mayo?

Drinko de Mayo.

What is the warning label for Cinco de Mayo?

Watch the margaritas if you don’t want an Ache-in de Head-o.

What is a good Cinco de Mayo joke?

Good Cinco de Mayo jokes are Juan in a million.

On Cinco de Mayo, why did the Mexican throw his wife out the window?

Tequila.

What book do you read on Cinco de Mayo?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call when beaners host Cinco de Drinko events?

A camp.

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Which DJ has the best shows on Cinco de Mayo?

Avichili.

Where do Hispanics celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the US?

Chili-con Valley.

What did the man call his cat after Cinco de Mayo?

A Purrito.

How do you find a Mexican during Cinco de Mayo celebrations?

Shout loud that the police are coming.

What is the similarity between Labor Day and Cinco de Mayo?

Only one, both are not celebrated by the Mexicans.

What do Mexican youth do on eve of Cinco de Mayo?

They Netflix and chili.

What do Mexican gamers play on eve of Cinco de Mayo?

Borderlands.

Why Americans shouldn’t make jokes about Cinco de Mayo?

That’s crossing the border.

Why do Americans love to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

They will celebrate anything involving margaritas, especially a victory over France.
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What did the American tell his friend who told him that he had enough for today?

I am greatly outnumbered by these margaritas but to honor the Battle of Puebla, I

shall triumph.

What is the only distinguishing factor between St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo?

Nothing, Cinco de Mayo is just spicy St. Patrick’s Day.

Why do people forget to post about Cinco de Mayo?

They do not forget, they are just too drunk.

What did the doctor say about Piñata?

We are going to do everything we can, but he has lost a lot of candies this Cinco de
Mayo.

Which band had the best show on Cinco de Mayo?

Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Why does Conor McGregor hate Cinco de Mayo?

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He just can’t stand Mayweather.

What do you call 4 Hispanics drowning in mayonnaise?

Sinko De Mayo.

On Cinco de Mayo, where are the best margaritas served?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

Which Disney princess is more visible on Cinco de Mayo?

Taco Belle.

How do you disrupt a Cinco De Mayo party?

Call Nine Juan Juan.

Fortune Teller: “You will die on a major Mexican holiday.”

Trump: “Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo?

Fortune Teller: “It doesn’t matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican
holiday.”

What is the only downside to Cinco de Mayo?

The hangover.

How is soda served at Cinco de Mayo?

MexiCANS.

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety pills on Cinco de Mayo?

He took it for Hispanic attacks.

Which country music artist is the biggest fan of Cinco de Mayo?

Arriba McEntire.

Did you hear about the Mexican magician who performed at Cinco de Mayo?

He said, “I’m going to disappear.” “Uno, dos,…” He was gone without a tres.
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How did the Mexican girl get pregnant at Cinco de Mayo?

Her teacher told her to do an essay!

 Most people are unaware that Hellmann’s mayonnaise was first produced in
England in 1912. The Titanic, in reality, was carrying 12,000 jars of the sauce, which

were slated for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, the ship’s next port of call after her
stop in New York. This would have been the single-largest mayonnaise shipment
ever sent to Mexico. The huge ship, however, did not make it to New York, as we all
know. The ship sank after colliding with an iceberg, and the cargo was lost forever.
Mexico’s mayonnaise-crazed citizens, who had been looking forward to its arrival,
were devastated by the news. Their grief was so severe that they established a
National Day of Mourning, which they continue to observe today. Every year on May
5th, the National Day of Mourning is observed, and it is known as – Sinko De Mayo.

What was yesterday? Star Wars Day.

What is today? Cinco de Mayo.

Combine the two and tomorrow is? Revenge of the Sixth.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Juan.

Juan who?

Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?

So, what’s your favorite Cinco de Mayo joke? Let us know in the comments below
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