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VOL. CXLI NO. 23 Appleton, Wisconsin May 20, 2022

Lawrence works to address student frustrations as retention issues persist


Nathan Wall Examples of peer ter place than it is and events not being well- Students also felt that Marker added that
News Editor institutions with higher the disappointment felt attended. the hours in the Café and as a non-binary student,
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retention rates include when promises made A handful of juniors Corner Store are incon- it feels like Lawrence
Lawrence Univer- Oberlin College in Ober- during admissions do and seniors agreed that venient and inconsistent, students are used for
sity is looking to increase lin, Ohio, which has an not come to fruition. community events in meaning that students promotional purposes by
its retention rate due to 89% retention rate; St. Vice President for residence halls could be who can’t get to Andrew Lawrence. Marker said
concerns that it is not Olaf College in North- Communications & better attended and felt Commons when it’s open that it made them feel
meeting the expectations field, Minn., which has Marketing Megan Scott campus traditions have have limited eating op- exploited and not truly
set for students during a 91% retention rate; agreed that Lawrence not recovered from CO- tions. welcome at Lawrence.
the admissions process. and Carleton College in can improve its efforts to VID-19. Other students ex- “They only wanted
Retention, or the Northfield, Minn., which authentically represent Several students pressed frustration with me on this campus so
percentage of students has a 97% retention rate. the institution in com- also expressed displea- the way the Lawrence they could show off to
that continue their edu- Some other liberal munications and mar- sure over the commu- University administra- prospective students and
cational career at a par- arts institutions in Wis- keting. Scott feels that it nity on-and-off-campus. tion interacts with stu- potential donors that
ticular institution, can consin have lower reten- is important to highlight Examples cited include dents and feel that they they’re diverse, using my
be used as an indicator tion rates such as Beloit students’ authentic ex- Appleton’s public trans- are exploited by the face,” said Marker.
of student satisfaction. College and St. Norbert periences at Lawrence, portation system. Even university, especially for Vice President for
At the end of Fall Term, College, which have re- citing student profiles though Lawrence stu- student advocacy orga- Diversity, Equity and In-
Ashley Lewis was hired tention rates at 79% featured on the website dents can ride for free, nizations. Senior Ezra clusion Eric Mayes com-
as Associate Vice Presi- and 82%, respectively. and the video featured at many students, espe- Marker, former presi- mented that these issues
dent for Enrollment to Lawrence has a higher President Laurie Carter’s cially those without cars, dent of COLORES, the are longstanding and
develop a retention strat- retention rate than the Matriculation Convoca- feel that Valley Transit queer advocacy group on will require more work,
egy for Lawrence. colleges in the UW sys- tion. routes aren’t always con- campus, stated that they which will take time. He
The national first- tem, with the exceptions Some students left venient and long wait often feel burdened with feels that every member
to-second-year reten- of the University of Wis- because Lawrence didn’t times for buses add time diversity work. They also of the Lawrence commu-
tion rate is 69%. At Law- consin-La Crosse and the have the educational and to trips. feel that Lawrence’s sup- nity needs to be involved
rence, it’s 85%. Although University of Wisconsin- social opportunities they Students also took port of marginalized stu- in making these changes,
this is much higher than Madison. needed, such as spe- issue with the fact that dents is performative. because some of these
the national average, it’s Additionally, vari- cific hands-on learning many of the closest gro- Senior Alex Chand, issues are outside of his
lower than many of Law- ous students and staff programs and certain cery stores are over a former chair of the Law- purview.
rence’s peer institutions. have discussed a variety degrees that don’t exist mile away. They felt this rence University Dis- Retention has also
Various students depart of issues that impact re- here. Jack Skywalker, is exacerbated by the fact ability Working Group been an issue in the
between sophomore and tention, specifically at a first-year who trans- that the food available (LUDWiG), agreed and conservatory. Keri Woz-
senior year, resulting Lawrence. A major is- ferred after Fall Term, in Kaplan’s Café is often added that Lawrence is niak and Jaidin Thiex,
in a graduation rate of sue stressed during most said that he feels Law- expensive and a lot of the decades behind on acces- former conservatory
78.63%. This means that student interviews was rence doesn’t have a vi- food and beverages sold sibility, which she says students who left in
out of a student body of a feeling that Lawrence brant campus life, giving in Kate’s Corner Store makes disabled students 2021, felt that the music
1,432 people, around advertises itself as a bet- examples such as hall are processed or sugary. feel unwelcome. theory course was Euro-
306 do not graduate. See page 2

Referendum held on LUCC decision to recognize APLS


signed, it becomes legis- the decision. 23% said concerns of discrimina- was blocked from the that.”
Joey Davis
Staff Writer lation after 2 weeks. they would not. tion, the stipulations that meeting […] If I had not In the minutes for
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APLS was officially On Tuesday, April LUCC imposed on them been blocked from that the general council meet-
A referendum begun recognized by LUCC as a 12, the LUCC Steering I felt would mitigate any meeting, if I had Zoomed ing, it is shown that there
by Students for a Demo- campus organization as Committee voted to deny future discrimination or in, [APLS] would not be was concern that LUCC
cratic Society (SDS) to of Wednesday, April 27. APLS recognition. On harassment that could a club right now.” could potentially be
overturn the decision by With this decision comes Wednesday, April 27, arise.” Patterson is one of discriminating against
LUCC to recognize Ap- the potential for support LUCC General Coun- First-year class rep- the class representative APLS because of politi-
pleton Pro-Life Students in funding, publicity ma- cil voted to uphold or resentative Sherilyn Pat- on LUCC who is assigned cal disagreements rather
(APLS) was sent out to terials, facilities access overturn the decision. 3 terson had tested posi- to the Student Alliance than legitimate concern
students on Monday, for meetings and other student representatives tive for COVID-19 and Against Sexual Harass- for the discriminatory
May 16. university and local re- voted to overturn the de- was unable to attend the ment and Assault (SAA- potential of the club.
The referendum was sources. cision, 3 voted to uphold general council meet- SHA). She explained The minutes state
initiated after a petition The Lawrentian sent and 5 abstained. The tie ing on April 27. Despite how the SAASHA board that APLS was criticized
created by SDS received out a survey to students was broken by LUCC requesting the day prior asked APLS for their for an Instagram post
at least 167 signatures, to gauge their thoughts Cabinet President Mal- to the meeting to attend opinions on people get- about protesting outside
comprising 10% of the and feelings surrounding colm Davis to overturn via Zoom, as had been al- ting abortions in cases of of a clinic with 40 Days
combined student and the club’s recognition. the Steering Commit- lowed in the past, she did rape and sexual assault. for Life, an anti-abortion
faculty body. If the refer- Out of 120 students, 58% tee’s decision and recog- not find out until around According to Patterson, organization. Junior Tee
endum reaches a simple of respondents said they nize APLS. when the meeting actu- the club would not ad- Karki, chair of the SAA-
majority, it will be sent were completely against “I try my best to be ally started that it would dress the issue and used SHA Committee, argued
to the desk of President the recognition of APLS. as impartial as possible not be possible for her to vague phrasing, avoiding that this action does not
Laurie Carter, at which 14% of respondents said and to make a decision Zoom in. using the words “rape” align with the group’s
point Carter can either that the recognition had based on the facts that “I obviously was very and “sexual assault.” stated mission to edu-
sign, abstain from sign- their full support. A sin- were presented,” Davis upset about it,” said Pat- “APLS should not cate and foster discus-
ing or veto. If vetoed, gle respondent was neu- explained. “The bottom terson. “And I talked to be a club if they cannot sion around the issue of
then the veto can be tral in their opinion. line is the organization a lot other first-years respect the survivors on abortion.
overruled by a 2/3 ma- On the topic of the completed a trial period thinking what I should campus by acknowledg- APLS first tried to get
jority vote from the fac- referendum, 65% of re- and the stipulations that do and everyone else felt ing that,” said Patterson. recognition last spring
ulty. If the referendum spondents said they were required of them very offended by the fact “That’s the bare mini- term. They have been
isn’t vetoed but also isn’t would sign to overturn […] And if there were that their first-year rep mum, is acknowledging put on two trial periods
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Sports Variety Features A&E Op-Ed


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Lawrence works to... of non-Western genres. Dougherty both feel in the Financial Aid of- ministrators to feel com- Lewis is working to
Pertl addressed stu- that Lawrence is not fice. Most staff members fortable engaging with implement future strate-
continued from page 1
dents who feel the course well-equipped to handle interviewed agreed that each other when there gies to track student suc-
centric, inaccessible for is Eurocentric and men- students from lower-in- communication needs to are disagreements and cess but added that these
students without strong tioned partnering with come backgrounds, such be improved. wishes that students systems can only work if
music backgrounds and Black and Brown musi- as themselves. Vice President for came to administrators everyone commits to us-
intended to weed out cians to create individu- “Being put on leave Student Life Chris Card with requests for conver- ing them. Lewis added
“bad” musicians, and did alized curricula where felt like they were giving responded to many of sation instead of lists of that many of these ef-
not feel that Dean of the students from different up on me,” said Dough- the concerns raised by demands. forts are already in place,
Conservatory Brian Pertl backgrounds can explore erty. students. Card feels that However, he ac- and her role is to coor-
was accessible to discuss their cultures in music. Financial Aid Direc- a combination of campus knowledged that stu- dinate and strengthen
these issues. He believes that it is im- tor Ryan Gebler stated culture, college afford- dents who have unad- these efforts.
Wozniak and Thiex portant for students to that out-of-pocket ex- ability, challenges with dressed issues often feel In response to specif-
also had issues with a see people like them re- penses are not supposed Lawrence’s size and lo- that they have to demand ic frustrations students
professor and Wozniak flected in the curriculum. to drastically increase cation, COVID-19 and instead of ask. Card be- had, Gray, a Lawrence
felt that Pertl blamed Erin O’Brien and when paperwork is filled a lack of certain educa- lieves that students, fac- alumna, commented that
these issues on their Hanna Dougherty, for- out correctly, but he ac- tional opportunities all ulty and staff all have a there were times when
communication skills. mer Lawrence students, knowledged that there contribute to lower re- role to play in retention she was very frustrated
Wozniak added that they attributed their depar- could have been an issue tention. He stated that and believes that a better and considered trans-
didn’t feel that Lawrence ture from Lawrence to that led to this. connections and early sense of connection on ferring. Gray also feels
helped them to pursue a financial issues. Furthermore, he interventions with strug- campus will help facili- that by the time the exit
path outside of the con- O’Brien lacked the added that staff advo- gling students are ways tate that. interviews happen, it’s
servatory. These experi- same family support that cate for students, and in which the Office of “Fundamentally, much harder to convince
ences led them to feel other students have and that policies are limited Student Life can posi- we are in agreement,” a student to stay, and she
that they were disre- felt that Lawrence re- by Lawrence’s resources. tively affect retention said Card. “Tactically is hopes to be able to con-
spected and ignored by quiring students to live However, he stressed rates. where we have some dif- nect with struggling stu-
the university, and they on-campus during the that financial aid policies A lot of the issues ferences.” dents sooner rather than
said that this attitude school year but not pro- are intended to be as fair students struggle with Lewis and Dean later.
made them feel unwel- viding housing that met and equitable as possi- are national issues that of Academic Success Lewis added that not
come at Lawrence, caus- their living needs dur- ble. Nonetheless, Gebler are out of Card’s pur- Monita Mohammadian feeling supported in any
ing them to decide to ing break was unfair and encouraged struggling view, such as their immi- Gray have been work- aspect of your college ex-
transfer. made their financial situ- students to come to them gration status restricting ing on strategies to im- perience can have a neg-
Pertl, for his part, ation worse. Dougherty’s and share their stories. certain opportunities or prove the retention rate, ative impact on that stu-
apologized to students expected out-of-pocket Students also no- Title IX procedures be- including the existing dent being retained, and
who felt that he was in- costs doubled from first ticed a lack of commu- ing politicized by the fed- early alerts team, which that she is working with
accessible. He acknowl- to sophomore year, and nication between de- eral government. works with departments offices across campus
edged that work is being a series of payments they partments they went to In response to stu- around campus to iden- to ensure students are
done to make the con- hadn’t prepared for and when they needed help. dents who feel disre- tify struggling students supported. Both Lewis
servatory more acces- couldn’t pay led to them O’Brien experienced this spected by the admin- and connect them with and Gray, as well as for-
sible, citing the theory being placed on adminis- when they were getting istration, Card stated the resources they need. mer Vice President for
requirement being taken trative leave. good grades and strug- that he sees Lawrence In addition to strength- Enrollment Ken Ansel-
out for a Bachelor of Arts O’Brien feels that gling financially, and as a relational place and ening current retention ment, stated that reten-
in Music degree. He also Lawrence didn’t care the Deans and Registrar sees a level of what he efforts, they are also tion is a team effort, in
cited the recently imple- about the issues they weren’t aware of their calls “healthy tension” looking to improve re- which students, faculty,
mented Bachelor of Mu- were dealing with until financial situation. They between students and tention rates among stu- and administrators all
sical Arts degree, which it had the potential to also said that it wasn’t administrators in small dent populations that need to play a part.
he feels is more inclusive affect the institution’s always clear who they liberal arts colleges. He are disproportionately
statistics. O’Brien and needed to go to for help wants students and ad- impacted.

Train gates malfunction SOUP to host annual Zoo Days


Isabel Dorn special events,” said Ji- Appleton Students “The best way to
Jacob Deck crossing gates on College
Staff Writer daan. for a Democratic Soci- get people interested
Staff Writer Avenue began to malfunc- ______________________
________________________ This year, the out- ety (SDS), Lawrence’s in Vietnamese culture
tion according to Apple- The Student Orga-
Despite efforts by the door event will include multi-issue progressive is to introduce them to
ton Post-Crescent reporter nization for University
City of Appleton and Ca- several large-scale organization, will use Vietnamese food,” said
Duke Behnke. The most Programming (SOUP)
nadian National Railway, amusements, includ- Zoo Days to increase Nguyen.
likely culprit was road salt will host Zoo Days on
freight trains will continue ing Giant Jenga, a dunk campus activism. Ac- Zoo Days also pro-
penetrating the stone bal- Saturday, May 21 from
to sound their horns within tank, a water slide, a cording to first-year vides an opportunity
last under the rails, causing 12 p.m. to 4 p.m. on
city limits for the foresee- mechanical bull, and Audari Tamayo, the for newly recognized
the train-detecting circuitry Main Hall Green. This
able future. an obstacle course – all organization’s Head of student organizations
that activates the crossing annual involvement
The tracks that cross provided by SOUP and Delegation, the table to promote themselves.
gates to fail. The horns had fair is a Lawrence tradi-
College Avenue about various student orga- will provide materials For example, LEDS
to start sounding again for tion. This year, around
three-quarters of a mile nizations. Other orga- for designing protest (Lawrentians Enhanc-
safety measures. 40 student organiza-
away from the Lawrence nizations will set up ta- signs. Members will ing Diversity in Sci-
Fixing the problem re- tions will assemble to
Campus are owned by the bles with club-themed later carry these signs ence) plans to increase
quired the track and ballast promote themselves,
Canadian National Rail- activities. to Houdini Plaza for a visibility in their Zoo
to be fully replaced, a pro- recruit new members,
way. They form part of the The LUCC Sus- rally at 1 p.m. demand- Days debut with baked
cess which was completed and fundraise for future
CN mainline running from tainability Committee, ing justice for Jimmie goods, fun facts about
on the College Avenue events.
Milwaukee and Chicago in for example, will host Sanders, a Black man diversity, and a prize
crossing in early May. Although each or-
the south to Green Bay and a clamshell collection who was fatally shot raffle.
However, since then, ganization is respon-
Sault St. Marie, Ontario, in contest. Around 400 of by Appleton police in Although SOUP
two other crossing gates sible for its own tabling,
the north. the committee’s reus- 2017. aims to consistently
have begun to malfunc- SOUP volunteers are in
By law, trains must able clamshell contain- The Vietnamese improve its events, it
tion similarly, according to charge of the planning
blow their horns when- ers are missing from Culture Organization still aims to maintain
Behnke. One is only a block and organizing for this
ever they approach a grade Andrew Commons, ac- (VCO) will host a coffee its longstanding tradi-
away from the College Av- event.
crossing, where railroad cording to LUCC Sus- shop selling one of Viet- tions. Snack booths are
enue crossing and is cur- SOUP’s co-presi-
tracks cross a public or pri- tainability Committee’s nam’s specialty coffees, a longtime staple of the
rently undergoing the same dent, junior Taeen Ji-
vate road, for safety. How- co-chair, sophomore Sa Pa coffee. Named event. SOUP will pro-
repairs. Another, located at daan, explained that
ever, in 2019, the railroad Anders Hanhan. after the cold moun- vide popcorn, nachos
825 North Wisconsin Av- preparation for the
and local officials worked Students can drop tainous region of Sa Pa, and slushies.
enue, is a private crossing event began during
together to put a “Quiet off their old clamshells this variant of coffee is While Zoo Days
owned by Appvion Inc, a spring break, when
Zone” in place for the main at the LUCC Sustain- a twist on the original provides a platform for
producer of chemical coat- SOUP began contacting
line running through Ap- ability table so they can ice coffee recipe. Junior fundraising and pro-
ing solutions. student organizations
pleton. Given that freight be returned to the com- Hung Nguyen, the pres- motion, Jidaan stated
Since that crossing is to participate.
trains frequently run mons. The five people ident of VCO, said that that the main goal of
privately owned, city of- “It’s a celebration
through Appleton late at who return the most VCO will use Zoo Days the event is to have fun.
ficials were unable to pro- of what they have done,
night, this was a relief to clamshells will receive as an opportunity to
vide an estimate of when the progress they’ve
city residents and faculty a free sustainability kit, share Vietnamese cul-
its crossing will be repaired made to be recognized
members. including a Nalgene ture with as many Law-
and train horns will cease and for making all these
Earlier this year, the water bottle. rentians as possible.
to sound in Appleton again.
May 20, 2022 SPORTS 3
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Lawrence Baseball wins Midwest Conference


Tom Powers Jeffery Cambra, Taylor Freeman to this landmark season. Sipchen to sophomore Luke Miles, who hit ment. Berglin commented: “That
Staff Writer and Nick Heerde, who are all batting noted the pitching staff in particular: his first home run of the season in last out was incredibly iconic, with
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above .300. Seniors Spenser Ross “Shoutout to my roommate Quinn a tight playoff game against Illinois Parker’s catch and the celebration af-
Lawrence University baseball and Jacob Charon have brought lead- [Berglin] for the multiple times he’s College, he set the scene for me from terwards. I think that it’s going to be
has had a thrilling season, and as first ership and experience, both starting shoved on the mound. Having guys his perspective: “It was a 3-2 count. I a memory forever. It was awesome.”
-year Steven Geiger says, “We’re not 35 of Lawrence’s 37 games this year. like Quinn and Michael Duttlinger was really just looking to hit the ball Grayton’s reaction was similar. He
done yet.” After a 15-19 finish last Berglin’s teammates shared that can go out and basically take care hard somewhere. Taylor [Freeman] said: “That moment was crazy. We
year, the Vikings have improved to his enthusiasm about the winning of two games pitching-wise has been was on third. I got a middle-in fast- had a lot of comebacks this year, in-
26-11 this year. On May 14, they came culture at Lawrence this season. huge for us.” Berglin and Duttlinger ball and put barrel to it. After I took cluding two comebacks in the play-
back from a 6-2 deficit against the First -year Steven Geiger notes that have both eaten innings this year, a few steps and saw the ball in the offs. It all just hit you at once when
University of Chicago and won their simplifying things helps to take the standing at 6-1 and 4-1 respectively air, I knew it was going out. It was Parker caught the ball in center for
first Midwest Conference Champion- pressure off. He said,: “Baseball is in their starts. an unreal feeling.” The home run is the last out.”
ship in 40 years. In speaking to some a fun sport; we like to have fun and One of the biggest stories this among the best feelings in sports, in Speaking on the celebration af-
of the players, I got the low-down on simplify the game. Pitchers, just year at Lawrence is Jacob Charon, the ranks with a perfect swoosh in ter the game, Haylock said: “It was
what it’s like to be a part of one of the throw strikes. Hitters, just put the a senior outfielder. Charon has 19 basketball, scoring a goal or connect- one of the most surreal experiences
winningest teams in school history, ball in play. When you simplify the home runs this season, shattering ing on a big hit in football. of our lives. Everything that built up
and more importantly the feelings game and do what you’re supposed the prior Lawrence home run record. The players had insights as well to that: the practices, the hard work,
associated with winning the Midwest to do, great things happen.” Amidst When asked about his feelings about for the feelings entering the cham- the early mornings. After everything
Conference Tournament. the pressure of the postseason, it this accomplishment, Charon said: pionship matchup against Univer- we’ve gone through together this
Coming into the season, the seems that the Vikings just went out “It feels great. I came into the season sity of Chicago. Sipchen said that the year, storming the field was one of
Vikings felt a different energy com- and played the game they find joy in not expecting to do that. It feels good team was “excited, but also comfort- the best moments of our lives, for a
pared to last year. Sophomore ace with their friends. Sophomore Avery to contribute to the team’s success. able and overall confident.” Sopho- lot of us. Holding that trophy made
Quinn Berglin noted both experience Grayton notes the bond that the team I couldn’t be happier.” Among set- more Stephaune Haylock stated that everything worth it.”
and fresh talent as key factors. He has built this year: “We’re always to- ting records and achieving accolades, “There was a lot of excitement. Ob- Ahead of the Vikings’ opening
said, “Personally, I had high expecta- gether. We’re always for each other Charon is just happy that his perfor- viously, there were some nerves, es- game of the 2022 NCAA tournament,
tions coming into the season because and working together and not against mance this year has helped lead to pecially with a young team with only Berglin noted that “Fan support is al-
we had a good recruiting class and we each other.” Bonding and shared tallies in the win column. three seniors, but we know at the end ways great. If we can get fans to come
were a young team last year. I think goals have helped contribute to an What was most noteworthy in of the day that we play our game and out and support our games and get a
that we are a little more experienced atmosphere of success. talking to the Vikings I interviewed do what Lawrence does and win.” rowdy crowd, baseball is all about the
compared to last year.” Lawrence has While sophomore Henry Sip- was hearing about the sensations First-year Parker Knoll caught atmosphere.” Lawrence faces off with
seven first-years on the roster, in- chen is sidelined by injuries, he took and emotions associated with their the last out in center field. The Vi- UW-Stevens Point at 10 a.m. this Fri-
cluding several who have made key some time to note key contributors achievements this year. In talking kings had a lot to say about that mo- day, May 20.
contributions, such as Parker Knoll,

Recap of the 2022 Indy Pro


Antonio Gonzalez at this year’s Boston classic where he much more refinement. Justin placed this summer if he wants to qualify for the whole audience. Blessing’s large
Staff Writer came 2nd to William Bonac. Sport- 4th and is now tied for 2nd with Steve this year’s Olympia. He too will be frame gave him a tremendous stage
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ing a taller, but classic-type physique, Kuclo for the points standing to qual- competing in this weekend’s upcom- presence as his V-taper and massive
The Indy Pro took place last Sat- Justin is able to tower over many of his ify for the Mr. Olympia competition ing New York Pro. arms made him seem like the widest
urday, May 14th in Indianapolis. It competitors, but only when his condi- this year. The final showdown of the event athlete there, which he very well could
was one of the best displays of com- tioning is tight. Justin came into the Maxx Charles brought the clas- came between Blessing Awodibu and have been. As well as the size, Bless-
petition and improvement from the show completely off his game. He was sic Maxx Charles look to the stage. Charles Griffen. The two bodybuild- ing’s snatched waist and tight condi-
top two finishers among recent IFBB looking skin tight in the days leading Maxx always brings a conditioned, ers displayed the best versions of their tioning made him almost look like a
Pro League shows. The event was a up to the show, but when it came time grainy physique to the stage no matter physiques to date. Blessing is young classic physique competitor as he also
day long affair with the pre-judging to step on stage, Justin looked as if he where he shows up. Maxx is usually and only made his professional body- hit several vacuum poses throughout
taking place in the morning and the did not even try. Justin was holding brought down in placings due to his building debut at last year’s Indy Pro the event.
night show and placings occurring too much water in the midsection and shape and lack of ability to properly where he placed 4th, an impressive His rival for the night was
in the evening. The line-up featured his conditioning was blurry. The mass display his physique through posing. showing for a pro-debut. But Bless- Charles Griffen. An impressive com-
top Olympia-quality bodybuilders in he had was not of use as putting him However, although he lacks a lot in ing lagged behind a lot in the legs and petitor, Charles has been steadily im-
Justin Rodriguez, Blessing Awodibu, next to equally large but more condi- sheer aesthetics, Maxx is able to bring conditioning at that show; it was obvi- proving in recent years and has shown
Maxx Charles, and Charles Griffen tioned athletes, highlighted his lack of mass on par with the biggest athletes ous that his impressive and oversized dramatic increases in size, shape,
who made up the top 4 for the night. conditioning even further. Justin has and conditioning that rivals all others upper body overshadowed the rest and conditioning in every show he
Justin Rodriguez was a massive had a great competitive season and is on the stage. With his package, Maxx of his physique. This year was much turns up at. A bit older than Blessing,
favorite going into the event as he was looking to compete in this weekend’s was able to beat off Justin Rodriguez different for Blessing as he brought Charles has had a lot more experience
the winner of last year’s Indy Pro and New York Pro, but it seems that the for the 3rd place spot. Maxx Charles significantly bigger legs to match his as a professional bodybuilder. Charles
was coming off an impressive showing package he brought to Indy needed needs a win or multiple big showings torso and conditioning that shocked See page 7

Champions League Final predictions


prediction for a final score. and having played over 650 games in Alaba in the middle alongside Eder The midfield is as stable as ever, with
Sean McLaughlin
Staff Writer Where else to start but with the his career. Karim Benzema has been Militao, flanked by Ferland Mendy the passing range and flair of Thiago
______________________________ Spanish Champions and historical rejuvenated, aging like a fine wine, and Dani Carvajal. supplemented by the steeliness of Fa-
The 2022 Champions League Kings of Europe, Real Madrid? Most and has 44 goals in as many games in Courtois will of course start be- binho’s defensive game, and Jordan
final is set: Real Madrid will take on predicted them to struggle this year all competitions, including a hat trick tween the sticks, looking to secure Henderson anchors the side as cap-
Liverpool in Paris on Saturday, May under returning Manager Carlo An- in that famous aforementioned win at his first Champions league at Madrid. tain. At the back, Virgil Van Dijk is
28. This final poses two of the all- celotti. The squad looked to be bad, PSG. The experience has also helped Expect a system based around coun- back to his imperious best, Ibrahima
time great sides in Europe against balanced between aging stars past the side stay in crucial games. They ter attacking play and interchanges Konaté and Joël Matip have split time
one another. Real Madrid are the their peak and youngsters not quite saw off a valiant Chelsea comeback around the Liverpool box, looking to to great effect, and Alexander-Arnold
winningest side in the competition’s ready to take on the responsibility in the quarter finals, and three times get Benzema a even a half chance or and Robertson are ever-reliably fly-
illustrious history, having won it thir- for leading the side, and the appoint- halved a two-goal deficit against isolate the pace of Vinicius against ing up and down the flanks. In goal,
teen times. Liverpool are no slouches ment of Ancelotti seemed to be a sen- Manchester City in the semifinals to Liverpool’s defensively weak Trent Allison is the best in the world.
either, with a rather impressive six timental one rather than an informed keep the score at 4-3, before scoring Alexander-Arnold. Liverpool’s run to the Cham-
titles in their trophy cabinet. Both one. Sure, he was in charge when they two goals in added time in the second The recent kings of the knock- pions League Final has been mostly
have been powerhouses in recent won La Decima (their tenth European leg to force extra time, and eventually out tie, Liverpool come into this final very smooth. They convincingly won
times as well, making this final a little title) in 2014, but his stock had fall- won the tie. There is simply no quit riding high. They’ve just knocked off a tough group containing Atletico
less than surprising. Real won the en dramatically since. In 2020- 21, in this Real side, and they continue perennial FA Cup finalists to win that Madrid, AC Milan, and Porto, com-
Champions League in 2014, 2016, he’d only managed to lead Everton to win games they have no right to, trophy, already won the league cup ing out with 18 points, 11 clear of sec-
2017, and 2018, the last of which ac- to tenth in the Premier League, and which makes them extremely danger- in January, and sit only a point be- ond place. The knockout stages have
tually saw them defeat Liverpool in ended the season with a 5-0 defeat to ous. hind Manchester City in the Premier seen them sweep aside Inter Milan
Kiev. Liverpool went one better in Manchester City. The final will most likely see the League title race with a match still to and Benfica with little trouble. They
2019, taking home their first Champi- Yet somehow, come May, Real old guard get their last chance in a play. The quadruple is very much on, only mildly stumbled in the semi fi-
ons League title since 1984, and have are Spanish Champions once again, major final, with Ancelotti relying on and it isn’t unexpected. Manager Jür- nals, with surprise package Villareal
been a regular fixture among the best 12 points clear at the top, and back his experienced heads to see them gen Klopp has transformed what was mounting a temporary comeback in
teams in the competition every year in the Champions League Final. An- through. I see them playing a 4-3- a floundering side when he arrived the second leg to lead 2-0 on the night
since. In this year’s rematch edition, celotti has galvanized his side, getting 3 with the highlights being Kroos, in 2015 into a regular English and and level the aggregate score at 3-3
it seems to be a very difficult result far more from the aging legs of Kroos Modrić, and Casemiro in midfield, European powerhouse once more. after a 2-0 Liverpool win in the first
to predict – so naturally, I’ve elected and Modrić than anyone expected. just as in their previous three title Mohammed Salah leads the scoring leg. But by the 75th minute, a Liver-
to attempt to do just that. This week, Have a look at the second goal of their wins. Benzema will of course lead the charts in the League once more, while pool win was secured, with the Reds
I’ll walk through the key strengths 3-2 comeback win over PSG in the line, with Vinicius Jr. cutting in from Sadio Mané is having a typically scoring three in the prior 12 minutes
and weaknesses of both sides, how round of 16. Modrić glided through the left, and Rodrygo, the hero of the productive season alongside him up to advance. While their knockout
they will likely line up and the tactics the entire PSG midfield like he’s still semifinal, on the right. The back line front. He and youngster Diogo Jota run has admittedly been surprisingly
they’ll employ, and finally give my in his prime years, despite being 36 will be led by the experience of David have 15 Premier League goals apiece. See page 7
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The Cows Have Eyes Goosepimples


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By Miranda Lawson
Lawrence University Creative Writing Club Spring Serial Story: Part 6
By Madeleine Corum
The lipstick won’t come off. one carrying Henry to rest, the one Someone leans over Henry’s Song of the Week: "Your vated watching the tiny subtle-
It’s everywhere– his neck, my that came for me. gravestone. Short and soft, like my Hand in Mine" by Explosions in ties that differed between each
neck, lips slid under a straight- “Anton Bellarose.” The cow- Celia. She’s writing. Silently I beg the Sky individual dancer completing the
as-sin starched collar, gummy eyed man was giving that poor EMT her to turn around, to hold my Last week, at Towards same movement.
purple betrayal reflected in his the death glare, but his rasping hand tighter than she holds that Precipice and Glacier, I got chills. Another much different
eyes before the EMT shuts them. I voice echoed in my head. I could pen and lead me out of the mist. This style of dance is not for moment that stood out to me was
always thought purple was too bold never get used to it. He scratched Celia. My Celia. I should have come everybody, and I understand that. when the dancers ran in circles
a shade for Henry. Maybe that was at my brain like scraped knees on a clean about the plan, should have Without trying to convince you of around the huge walls in the mid-
the point. Hide in plain sight, blame gravel driveway. protected her myself when I had the anything, I’m hoping that I can dle of the stage. At first, they were
it on one of Celia’s party games or The cow-eyed man finished chance. Goddamnit, I should have give those of you who just aren’t just running. And as I watched, I
too much wine. God, he was the wiping my lips. His thumb, cloaked listened to Henry. into it a little bit of an insight noticed a smile break out on one
sweetest wine in my cellar. But in a purple-stained handkerchief, The dawn pokes through the into why I find it so moving. To of their faces. They were look-
now the cup has run over and his drove into my cheek. Fraction of a mist at uneven angles, diffracted by help get you in the mood, the ing at someone ahead of them,
lipstick stains my conscience until second. Just enough to hurt. a tall form behind the grave. The song of the week is super boring, who turned their head and smiled
my hands are bloody with the god- “I told you not to get attached.” beams halo his body like fireflies. super long, and super instrumen- back. Some of their mouths
damn stuff. I wanted to kick him, but my Like eyes. They leer at Celia, and G. tal (and I happen to really love opened in silent laughter, and
I’m gone by the time they load foot was annoyingly indisposed. He Martin’s empty cow eyes leer at me. it). Enjoy! they started to run backwards,
Henry Elliot onto the stretcher. My knew how much I hated talking Get away from my daughter, The performance started off forwards, jumping, spinning
right leg stutters as Celia helps me politics with other people around. I want to yell. Or perhaps, I never with two rows of dancers, each sideways, their arms swinging
into the Rolls-Royce backseat. Her Besides, using telepathy in public should have trusted you. Something walking up the stairs to one side and heads thrown back, careless,
thumb digs into my wrist, right was shoddy manners. But if this strong. Something a father would of the stage. When they got to impulsive. I was brought back to
above the cuff links she bought was how he wanted to play, I would say for his brave, brave girl whose the top, they stood for a moment, a time when I could just run and
me last Christmas. Her first pay- bend to his rules. grip never falters when she helps then let their bodies relax and run, long after my parents grew
check. Not a speck of Bellarose or I put as much venom into my him into the car. fold in on themselves, their knees tired, pounding my bare feet into
Martin money in ‘em. She bragged “words” as thoughts would allow. Instead I yell, “STOP! STOP! bending and their arms arch- the grass, running on an endless
all Christmas morning about how “You told me Henry was crucial to POLICE!” ing over until each touched the source of chaotic energy.
I should be a proud father. I said I the plan. You never specified that Celia runs. I bumble into the ground. They collapsed gradu- It’s that carefreeness, that
already was. you— that he—” mist after her, not knowing where. ally until they were lying down, skip in their step. Dancing like
I fold into the sun-eaten leath- “Come now, Anton. A man Does it matter? We are away from and then, slowly, rolled like logs this can be nostalgic, can make
er, and Celia flutters to the passen- from out of town, no relatives, the cow-eyed man. I will go any- towards the back of the stage. me smile and remember and feel
ger seat. G. Martin is driving. He nobody to miss him? You should where with her as long as it’s away. Once they started rolling, another far more free than most people
catches me staring in the rearview have put the pieces together.” His The path grows steep, and my dancer would walk from the back feel sitting in a little theater in a
with those round, sullen eyes of his. laugh grated at my soul. “Besides, bad foot catches on the incline. My of the stage and step over them little town for a little show.
Celia calls them “moody”, but I’ve we’re businessmen. We know when dress shoes send black loam spurt- until they got to the front, where I heard someone say they
yet to sense any emotion in ‘em. to make sacrifices.” ing into the air. Up becomes side- they would repeat the same slow were just confused by the piece
He looks at you and there’s nothing “Not this kind of sacrifice.” ways and then there are no sides, fold, bend, and lie down. This and didn’t get it, or just found
but event horizon, emptier than a The cow-eyed man leaned I’m falling, circling, circling, a black happened in two rows on each it weird. And I certainly didn’t
black hole. close to the stretcher. My eyelids hole, a mirror with no edge and no side of the stage, over and over find some magical story with a
The Rolls-Royce drops me off squeezed tighter, and the EMT reflection. again, like two gently flowing riv- full plot and a cast of characters
at the cemetary. G. Martin drove backed away in a tiny rush of air. My right leg spikes in pain. ers. making some big meaning-of-
fast and flawless, but I swear his My bodyguard’s breath stank of Something pounds my torso, my Every night you and I walk life commentary in the show, but
gaze never left the rearview mirror. manure. arms. Bovine bodies slam me to to our beds and we lie down in even that wouldn’t be why I found
I’m not sure how many days I “Do you remember when we the ground. I scream for Celia, but them to go to sleep. It happens it so beautiful. It was all these
spend in the graveyard. Whenever met, Mr. Bellarose? I promised that the noise disappears under a sea of so fast that you probably rarely little moments, strung together.
I think I’ve hit the edge, the mist I would protect Celia. Cherish her, mooing. Hooves crush my esopha- think about what actually goes The feeling of floating peacefully
shrouds me in vertigo. It turns even. In return, you promised to lis- gus. My voice box collapses, my last into that movement. Do you sit in some great river, the waves
the fireflies into luminescent eyes, ten to me. And mark my words, you cry echoing in circles on the edge of down first, or do you crawl into lifting you up and down, rock-
wobbling in the din, watching me. will listen.” His thin, cold fingers nowhere. bed on your hands and knees? Do ing you, followed by the thrill of
Following me. My right foot throbs clamped around my broken foot. They stamp me into oblivion you get on top of the covers, and youthful energy that propels you
for the first time in a month. I think “Either you finish Henry Elliot, or I under a lipstick-purple sky. then scooch them out from under forward, the power of running
back to the ambulance— the same will. So. Who will it be?” you, or do you peel them back as fast as you can with nothing
before you get in? What touches to weigh you down or hold you
the mattress first, your wrists or back. Finding in simple move-
your elbows? ments that people do every day

Hungry Creature 6
To me, this is part of the a grace, an intention. Moving for
beauty of this kind of dance. the sake of moving.
The intention behind every sin- Maybe none of this makes
gle movement. While rolling, I any sense to you, and that’s okay.
noticed one dancer would cross Don’t make yourself believe in
By Mara Logan one ankle over the other, and let
that tiny gesture twist up their
something that doesn’t move
you. Where do you find intention,
leg, their hip, their shoulder, grace, stillness, nostalgia, youth?
until gradually their whole body What makes you stop to take a
rolled over. Throughout this sin- deep breath, and forget about the
gle, long movement, their arms rest of the world for a while?
stayed relatively still and relaxed. The band who wrote our
Other dancers rolled with their song of the week, Explosions in
arms and hands instead, or their the Sky, shoots fireworks off at
hips. Many of the dancers, as part all their live shows. I reclined
of their recumbent fold to the in a hammock at one of them,
ground, once they were on their swaying in the breeze and watch-
knees, would lay their arm down ing colors burst hundreds of feet
first, and rest their head on it, above my head into the night sky.
before letting gravity pull them Does it matter what song
onto their back. I don’t know how you’re listening to when you see
long this part of the dance lasted, something like that?
but I found myself utterly capti-

Bad Lawrence Poetry #5


By Kelly Foy
Yesterday, This river bug, He probably was scared,
A river bug flew Or as I called him, When he saw my teeth.
NO “Buggy”, Or Tongue.
Throttled Made me think about Or multiple fillings.
into my mouth. The other bugs I unintentionally I can’t help it.
Little words can describe Eat. I have cavity prone teeth.
The pain. The taste. The crunch. Humans are so quick I brush twice a day.......
Fly Fly Fly. Smack. Smack. To say , “EW” I promise.
Smack. To bugs that appear Well... sometimes,
Little River Bug. on them As the night engulfs me to slum-
However, I cannot help Yet, we rarely ber
But feel melancholy. Think about what that bug I forget to wield my tooth brush.
A river bugs life? thought. We all do.
Barely a day. He might’ve thought After Buggy,
This ones? My mouth was I will never forget to brush.
Ended in my mouth. A Safe Haven
May 20, 2022 VARIETY 5
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Crisis Averted: Campus-Wide Quarantine Pen and Ink


Ends Without Anyone Noticing By Mikayla Henry
Content Warning – Mentions of and Allusions to Depression and Suicide

By Jeff Mason With it being Mental Health Awareness Month, it has become a time
filled with many difficult discussions. Talking about mental health is never
The following is a work of satire.
easy, whether it be because the topics themselves are triggering or because
opening up about one’s inner thoughts is easier said than done. When
After a tense weekend full of not be allowed in. The student the possible outbreak late Friday I wrote this poem originally in middle school, I truly didn’t understand
danger and unrest in Appleton, was especially confused, accord- night and, according to a spokes- the complexity of mental health at the time; I was mainly focused on this
SWAT teams stationed along ing to the police report, because person, “planned to send out an notion of comparing the idea of gravity with that of suicide and depres-
College Ave were finally sent their friends “did not believe [the email to students, staff and fac- sion. During my poetry class I decided to revisit this poem and tweak it
home. The blockade, which had student] was barred from enter- ulty that next morning to inform until this middle school thought was fully fleshed out. As it covers a rather
surrounded Lawrence University ing campus. When [the student] them of the situation. However, sensitive subject, please don’t read this lightly.
after reports of an outbreak suggested they walk to College administrators were unable to go Gravity
caused by a new COVID-19 strain, Avenue to see for themselves, through with this plan, entirely I see you lost your sense of gravity.
had gone up late Friday night, their friends responded over text, due to the disappointing actions
lasting until the early hours of ‘All the way to College? Dude, of the Lawrence student body. There were no farewell speeches, nor bidding
Monday morning. No one had I’m in Trever right now. Are you These administrators were dis- adieu, just a missed call or two,
been allowed to leave campus, crazy?’” traught to see college students
and officers had been ordered to Trever Hall experienced its partying within the current pol- it rang
“use necessary force” to keep resi- own excitement over the week- icy guidelines and partaking in and rang
dents of Lawrence University on end, as that is where the supposed activities that are illegal in vague
campus. After the blockade was outbreak was thought to have areas of the country or amongst but since when does that end in tragedy?
disbanded, however, Lawrentians started. Police were called to the arbitrary age groups, and were
expressed their confusion about scene on Friday at around 6:30 therefore unable to do their jobs.” You’re more like a doll, now – not quite Barbie,
the whole event. p.m. and discovered four students When Monday came and the but this model comes with scars from cutting
“There was a blockade?” an with severe COVID-like symp- blockade was lifted, the adminis- away the string that held you down. There’s nothing included
anonymous first-year student told toms, including wheezing cough, tration decided to disregard the to provide immortality.
the Lawrentian. sniffles, sickness, dizziness and email entirely.
It appears as though no hallucinations. By eight o’clock, Luckily, all four students You’ve left me behind, just like you used to:
one who was sectioned off to the the campus was on lockdown. who caused the initial scare Like at prom, my last soccer game, or that night
quarantine zone was aware they The blockade was only removed returned to campus with mild when we almost got matching tattoos
were in quarantine this week- when medical professionals fig- injuries to their pride. No other with our initials engraved in our thighs.
end. According to one junior, ured out Monday morning that injuries were reported, much to
“No, we definitely went off-cam- the four students were not actu- the Appleton Police Department’s Now I’m standing here
pus this weekend. I went to the ally infected with a new strain of liking. Said one officer, “We’re in this crowded room
Viking Room with some friends, COVID and were, in fact, “just glad to see Operation Bubble is with those you left behind this year,
then walked to Sage Hall, then really high.” over. Now Appleton and Lawrence who glance around to affirm
Colman… We were gonna order Several other students voiced University can go back to normal.” that they still have a tight grip on their
pizza, but I guess we forgot. I their confusion directly to the sense of gravity.
could’ve sworn we went some- Lawrentian. As one anonymous
where downtown, like, you know, senior put it, “I was here before

The Burning Bush


that one bar, with, like, the neon the pandemic, and even then
and stuff.” students didn’t think going into
The Appleton Police the greater Appleton area was a
Department had zero reports of good idea. We avoided downtown
people trying to leave campus before it was COVID-safe. When By Quinn Vincent
from nine o’clock on Friday eve- I first came to Lawrence, I fell
ning to five in the morning this asleep on the drive to campus, so
past Monday. They did receive I actually didn’t know there was
one complaint, however, from a city right down the block until
a student who had departed I had to take the bus back home.”
Friday afternoon and returned Lawrence University’s
Sunday night to find he could administration learned about

Week 8 Horoscopes
By Kelly Foy
Please do not actually follow these or you will be sad and might be
held accountable by law.

Aries: Think about doing love fossil fuels. Im joking.


a DIY Slip n’ Slide this week. All Libra: Attempt making an
you need is a tarp, water, and at-home funnel cake. If it tastes
some good pals. Beware of tiny as good as the ones at the fair, a
pebbles. stout man on stilts will show up
Taurus: Fill your hydro- in your kitchen and crown you as
flask with soft-serve from Andrew the funnel-monarch.
Commons. As a means of mak- Scorpio: Write a check for
ing new friends in class, you a half a million dollars and give
can whisper to your lab partner, it to your significant other. It’s so
“There’s soft serve in there”. They cool how you can just give money
will LOVE you. to people with checks.
Gemini: Go buy a Webkinz. Sagittarius: Buy a
I don’t even know if they sell $500,000 RV. Show all your
them in stores anymore. I’d friends. Feel haunted by how a
assume Ebay is your best bet. car can be so scary.
Good fairing. Capricorn: Find a mechan-
Cancer: Tame a wild bird ical bull somewhere. Put a bunch
scooter and keep it in your dorm of super glue on the bottom of
room. Their natural diet consists your pants and impress all the
of Panda Express and Diet Coke. cowboys in your area.
Leo: Sign up to run a mara- Aquarius: Think about not
thon, however, instead of run- filing your taxes next year. Just
ning just do that Gangnam style think about it, though. You will
dance for about 26 miles. That still have to submit them or face
is so much more impressive than a trial by law.
running. Pisces: Invest in a unicycle.
Virgo: Next time someone Lots of people are good at bicy-
asks you what you’re doing after cling. The only people who are
college tell them that you’re try- good at unicycling? Well those
ing to get into the coal mining guys are a bunch of clowns.
industry. People love people who Change the narrative.
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Appleton’s Climate Action Plan Proposal seeks to address climate change


Nathan Wall from methane and 6.2% from natural gas. 0.5% permanent body to “promote and facilitate cli- Lawrence students.
News Editor of Appleton’s emissions are from landfill waste, mate action” and engage the community in the In the Resource Allocation section, the
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and another 0.5% come from transportation. process. Specifically, the plan asks Appleton to plan recommends that Appleton reduce energy
In December 2021, the Taskforce on The plan then discusses the importance hire Climate Resiliency Staff, to identify neces- consumption by only using necessities like
Resiliency, Climate Mitigation and Adaptation of addressing climate change, noting that glob- sary measures, collaborate with the community streetlights and temperature control in build-
of the Appleton Common Council released ally, atmospheric carbon dioxide, methane and and identify funding sources. The plan also ings when needed and implementing systems
the Climate Action Plan Proposal for the city. nitrous oxide were higher in 2019 than at any recommends that a Greenhouse Gas Inventory to determine when they don’t need to be used.
The taskforce was created on Nov. 20, 2019 other time in human history. The taskforce also to track the amount and sources of Appleton’s The section also recommends developing a
by Resolution 13-R-19, which was introduced notes that the increase in atmospheric green- emissions be completed by July 1, 2022, as well variety of renewable energy systems in the
by Common Council members Vered Meltzer, house gases is leading to sea level rise and an as a dashboard to show the city’s progress on its area, such as wind power, so that energy that is
Denise Fenton and Alex Schultz, and former increase in extreme weather such as droughts, emissions goals. The plan then requests that the used comes from sources that don’t emit green-
council member Corey Otis. According to wildfires, blizzards and floods, and that a warm- city of Appleton engage with local educational house gases. This section also talks about waste
Appleton Mayor Jake Woodford, Appleton is ing climate will contribute to more war, poverty institutions to integrate environmental issues management, such as commissioning a study
attempting to reduce its electricity use by 25% and a worsening refugee crisis. into curricula and to incorporate recommenda- to determine how much recyclable and com-
by 2025. For Wisconsin specifically, heatwaves tions from underserved communities. postable material ends up in the landfill, imple-
The Climate Action Plan begins with a and precipitation are forecasted to increase In the Wellbeing and Public Spaces sec- menting composting and recycling programs,
letter from Woodford and then gets into the significantly. The taskforce also notes that tion, the plan recommends that Appleton and partnering with schools, grocery stores and
history of Appleton and the importance of extreme heat is decreasing milk production and implement standards to regulate the environ- restaurants to decrease waste. It also asks the
addressing climate change. The task force increased precipitation has waterlogged soils, mental impact of buildings, including energy city to reduce plastic use, reduce water usage
mentions that Appleton has installed a large which has delayed the planting and harvesting consumption, emissions and waste. It’s also and control runoff.
solar farm at the Municipal Services Building, seasons, negatively impacting Wisconsin’s econ- recommended that Appleton establish effec- The last section of the plan is the Natural
installed UV-light disinfection at the water omy. The taskforce mentions that these extreme tive stormwater management and reduce the World section, which encourages the city of
plant, installed ponds and biofilters to improve weather events will lead to worse health out- use of pesticides. The plan recommends that Appleton to support urban forestry, conserve
water quality and converted all city-owned comes and expensive property damage. The cars in the city fleet that need replacement the prairie landscape and incentivize gardening.
streetlights to LED, which are more durable, plan then moves on to recommendations. be replaced by hybrid or electric vehicles and Although the Taskforce no longer meets,
efficient and long-lasting, among other sustain- The recommendations are divided into that the city build and connect bike lanes and and many of these changes have been imple-
ability projects. four sections: Leadership, Wellbeing and Public increase pedestrian safety. It also recommends mented, there is still work to be done to make
The plan includes a graph that shows the Spaces, Resource Allocation, and Natural that Appleton support public transit, such as sure Appleton reaches its climate goals.
source of Appleton’s carbon emissions. Most World. looking into areas that need increased bus
of the emissions come from the energy sector, In the Leadership section, the plan rec- routes and offering free bus fare for students. In
with 54.9% of emissions from electricity, 37.8% ommends that the city of Appleton establish a October 2021, Valley Transit made fares free for

Globalizing the struggle against occupation: Yemen


Nathan Wall ernments. Qatar dropped out of the coalition Saudi Arabia has also bombed farms and expressed fear that the three countries will tor-
News Editor
after falling out of favor with the Saudi govern- put a land, aerial and naval blockade on the ture, kill and/or imprison locals who speak out.
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ment in 2017. The Saudi campaign in Yemen country’s ports, leading to food, water, medi- The United Nations has described this
The discussion of occupations in the coincided with Crown Prince Muhammad bin cine and fuel shortages. Although Saudi Arabia conflict as “one of the worst humanitarian
Middle East doesn’t end with Palestine. On the Salman al-Saud (MBS), who ordered the brutal claims to have ended the blockade, Yemen’s disasters of modern times.” However, the U.N.
southern end of the Arabian Peninsula, south murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal ports are still not operating at full capacity. has backed off criticizing the Saudi govern-
of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and west of Khashoggi, coming to power. While there is not Yemen imports 90% of its food, so by bombing ment due to fears that they will stop providing
the Sultanate of Oman, lies a poverty-stricken, a direct correlation here, MBS is a young, smart farms and blockading ports, including the larg- humanitarian assistance to the people they’re
war-torn, oil-rich nation of 28 million, Yemen. autocrat, in contrast to his father, King Salman est port in the country in the city of Hodeidah, bombing. The U.N. got involved once again ear-
Yemen is a country that is familiar with occupa- bin Abdulaziz al-Saud, who is suffering from Saudi Arabia is starving Yemenis. 80% of lier this year due to increasing violence.
tion, being occupied by the Ottomans for centu- Alzheimer’s. Yemenis require food rations in order to sur- According to the independent news station
ries and the British after World War I. According to the Yemen Data Project, vive, according to the World Food Programme. Democracy Now, a two-month U.N.-negotiated
Yemen has never been a politically stable Saudi-led bombings in Yemen have been The blockade has also halted the importation ceasefire between the Houthis and the Saudi-
country, going through a civil war from the responsible for over 10,000 civilian injuries of medicine into Yemen, which has exacerbated led coalition was agreed to in April, the port in
‘60s to the ‘90s and currently facing riots and and over 8,000 deaths. Saudi warplanes have the COVID-19 pandemic in the country. Yemen Hodeidah is accepting limited fuel shipments
terrorism. The people of Yemen also overthrew targeted medical facilities, schools, markets and has a 29% COVID-19 fatality rate, five times the and the airport in the capital city of Sana’a has
their dictator, Ali Abdullah Saleh, in 2011. Saleh electrical and water lines. The war appeared to global average. been reopened. However, according to Sarah
was supported by the United States and Saudi be coming to an end in early 2021, but after the According to Yemen’s Minister for Oil and Leah Whitson from the group Democracy for
Arabian governments. After Saleh was toppled, United Nations stopped monitoring Yemen in Minerals Ahmed Daress, the Saudi blockade the Arab World Now, the blockade remains
violence between government forces led by October 2021, civilian deaths once again began has stolen around three-quarters of Yemen’s mostly in place, and the Houthis have been
Saleh’s Vice President Abdrabbah Mansur Hadi ticking up, halting in April 2022. oil wealth. Daress claimed that Saudi Arabia excluded from U.N.-brokered negotiations,
and the majority-Shia Iran-backed Houthi rebel Former president Barack Obama sup- has stolen over five billion dollars from Yemen causing some concern about the future of the
forces increased. ported the Saudi government during the begin- by transferring funds from Yemen’s oil sales to ceasefire. Whitson added that Hadi has for-
In 2015, a Saudi-led coalition that ning of the war, and former president Donald Saudi Arabia’s national bank. mally stepped aside but is likely looking to build
included the United Arab Emirates, Morocco, Trump, who is friends with Mohammed bin Saudi Arabia, Israel and the United Arab a governing coalition that excludes the Houthis.
Senegal, Sudan, Jordan, Egypt and Bahrain Salman, vetoed several bills passed by Congress Emirates have also engaged in an occupation of Whitson believes that excluding the Houthis is
began an indiscriminate bombing campaign to end U.S. weapons sales to Saudi Arabia. the Yemeni island of Socotra. Over the past four a mistake, but many see the ceasefire as a posi-
in Houthi-led areas of Yemen, in support of Although Biden promised an end to the war, years, Israeli and Emirati intelligence forces tive development in a country teetering on the
the Hadi government, with military assistance he has continued to provide Saudi Arabia with have used Socotra as a base, with support from brink of mass death.
from the United States and other western gov- weapons. the Saudi government. Residents of Socotra

Recap of the 2022... size, shape, and detail met at their peaks. conditioning. To give credit to Charles, his pos- season in his next attempt at an Olympia quali-
continued from page 3 Unfortunately for Charles, Blessing ended es from the back dominated Blessing in terms fication. As for Blessing, he is looking to also
up taking the first-place finish and the Olym- of detail as the level of depth and shape from compete in the New York Pro even though he
brought his best look to date as he showed up
pia qualification after an intense comparison Charles’ upper back to his hamstrings were is already qualified for the Olympia. This would
with enough size to compete and enough con-
round between the two. They were neck and a clear level above Blessings. Charles earned be a good opportunity to not only earn himself
ditioning to astound the judges. He was able
neck in my opinion, but I think Blessing had too himself some points to qualify for the Olympia some more prize money, but also set up and
to pull off the deepest vacuum I have ever seen
much in terms of commanding stage presence but sits close to the bottom of those standings build upon his competitive legacy were he to
on an open class bodybuilding stage in years.
and impressive shape for Charles on that night, right next to Maxx Charles. Disappointed with win the show.
Charles’ physique hailed back to the 90s where
though the two were very equal when it came to his loss, Charles Griffen is sure to be back this

Champions League... D’or by this point. Liverpool are almost cer- fense for Konaté. Mané and Salah will cut in as planet. My prediction is the exact opposite of
continued from page 3 tainly the favorites. Jota drops in as a false nine, with the two wing what happened in Kiev in 2018: I think Liv-
I expect Klopp to roll out a familiar Line- backs flying forward to whip balls into the box. erpool will take the lead early, perhaps a Jota
simple in terms of the quality of their oppo-
up. Salah, Mané, and Jota will lead the line, Fabinho will anchor the midfield and help goal on a rebound, followed by Benzema level-
sition, Liverpool have still shown their trade-
with a midfield of Fabinho, Thiago, and Hen- keep possession ticking over with Thiago and ing things up. Real will push hard for the lead,
mark ruthlessness, never once looking like the
derson filling out the front six in a classic Liv- Henderson, and Van Dijk will look to manage with Vinicius going close, but Liverpool will
match wasn’t in their own hands. They have
erpool 4-3-3. The backline will feature the reg- Benzema at the back. get two in quick succession in the middle of
one of the best managers in the world, the
ular Champions league four of Robertson, Van This game is a tough one to call. Liver- the second half to win 3-1 and claim their sev-
most feared frontline in recent memory, and a
Dijk, Konaté, and Alexander-Arnold, though I pool are by far the better side, but Real just enth European title.
goalkeeper and center back in Allison and Van
would not be surprised to see Premier League always seem to win games they shouldn’t,
Dijk that should arguably both have a Ballon
Stalwart Joël Matip step into the center of de- and Benzema is the current best player on the
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May 20, 2022

Growth, faith, and lots of love: Sarah E. Navy’s senior recital


Isabel Dorn Wheeler’s rapid accompaniment, she soul in the face of fear. For Navy, this also used as a code between runaway stop being, never stop growing, never
Staff Writer channeled infectious joy and energy piece reflects her journey of turn- slaves as they risked their lives for stop wanting to know more. Don’t feel
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into the first two selections, “Le pres- ing dreams into reality and learning freedom. For Navy, it honored the bad about taking every opportunity
Soprano soloist Sarah E. Navy’s ent” and “Chanson.” In the third and to believe in herself during her time perseverance and faith that helped you can, because once it’s gone, it’s
senior recital, “La fleur épanou- final selection, “Hier,” she tenderly at Lawrence. “I match the darts of her overcome adversity. Her final line, gone. Stay humble. Be intentional,
ie,” opened on Sunday, May 15 in reflected upon the past, finding peace my despair with the treasure of my “I ain’t got long to stay here,” signified be present in the space with the peo-
Memorial Chapel. It featured a blend before turning her face to the future. dreams,” Navy sang. As her high notes a joyful close to her time at Lawrence ple you have around you. Never stop
of classical European opera and works Navy then spoke of the impor- soared against the chapel’s arched as she climbs to the next stage of her believing.”
by African American composers cen- tance of African American rep- ceiling, she lifted the audience with life. And when Navy reached the glo- While her Lawrence experience
tered around themes of growth and resentation in opera, and her next her. rious final note of her last recital at is drawing to a close, this recital is
hope. two pieces paid homage to African Navy paused her performance Lawrence, the crowd sprang to its feet hardly the end of Navy’s musical
Looking regal in a stunning American composers Robert Owens to thank God, her family, friends and in a standing ovation. career. Following graduation, she will
emerald-green gown, Navy took the and Jacqueline Hairston. Owens was mentors who had supported her along When asked what advice she attend graduate school at Southern
stage alone and opened with an ethe- born in Texas, but he spent much of her journey. She also expressed no wishes to pass to the next generation Methodist University, where she will
real rendition of “The Lord’s Prayer.” his life in Germany, where he com- shortage of gratitude to Lawrence’s of Lawrentians, Navy offered these pursue a master’s degree in music.
Amidst the grandeur of the chapel, bined European opera and American newly inaugurated President Laurie words of encouragement: She will also work with the Dallas
her majestic, unaccompanied voice poetry. “Herz an der Wand” places Carter, who was in attendance. Navy, “Never stop dreaming, never Opera in education outreach.
invoked the divine with simple yet the works of Harlem Renaissance poet who formerly served as president of
breathtaking grace. Although this Langston Hughes in a classic German Black Student Union and has held
piece was not originally scheduled as operatic arrangement. The work’s positions in several diversity organi-
part of Navy’s recital, she added it as a five sections -- Herz, Erinnerung, zations, performed at Carter’s inau-
tribute to her mother. Mädchen, Havanna-Träume and Für guration last Friday and stated that
A few minutes later, Navy tote Pantomimen -- told the tragic yet Carter inspires her as the university’s
returned with her accompanist, hopeful story of Pierrot and Pierrette, first Black female president.
Sarah Wheeler, to perform “Tornami who live for the moment, love pas- “Seeing Dr. Carter as president
a vagheggiar” from George Friedrich sionately and revel in the simple beau- of our institution really matters,” said
Handel’s “Alcina.” The aria is tra- ty of life. Navy. “I think she’s a gift to this cam-
ditionally sung by the sorceress Her next piece, Hairston’s “On pus. I simply adore her.”
Morgana as she claims her own power Consciousness Streams,” was an Navy closed the show with a heav-
and pursues love. With her flawless uplifting three-part spiritual composi- enly performance of “Steal Away,” a
high notes and exquisite vocal flex- tion. The first urged the audience to traditional African American hymnal
ibility, Navy cast a magic of her own seize the day and reach for a bright that unites her pride in her Black heri-
over the audience. future, while the second section, tage and her deep faith. Written by
“Trois Poèmes de Louise “Thou Alone Canst Inspire,” praised former slave Wallace Willis, it urged
Lalanne,” three short selections by God. The third section, “The Season enslaved Africans to “steal away to
Francis Poulenc, showcased Navy’s of Remembrance,” focused on the Jesus” and find strength in spiritual- Senior Sarah Navy performs "Herz an der Wand" by Robert Lee Owens III third on her
diverse strengths. Complimented by rebirth and resilience of the human ity despite their suffering, but it was program.
Photo by Alana Merlvin.

The Book Club:


Read with Pride
Mikayla Henry ages to assassinate her sister’s killer thor of “Red, White and Royal Blue,”
Columnist via the pilots’ psychic link within the another title that has been charting
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Chyrsalise. Zetian is soon labelled as on “BookTok.” August moves to New
With Pride Month fast approach- the titular Iron Widow, a rare type of York City, insistent that going through
ing, I thought now may be a good time female pilot who can sacrifice boys life alone is the way to go; that is, un-
to talk about novels with LGBTQ+ to power up Chrysalises instead. The til she meets Jane, the gorgeous punk
representation so that you readers are book has been given rave reviews for rocker on the train. As her train ride,
set for the holiday. When it comes to including genuine LGBTQ+ represen- and train crush, soon become August’s
representation, countless shows, films tation; rather than creating the typi- favorite part of her day, she slowly
and books have certainly let down the cal YA love triangle one sees in “Twi- begins to realize that Jane isn’t quite
LGBTQ+ community, as the charac- light” or “The Hunger Games,” Zhao what she seems. Her old school leath-
ters in question usually end up fulfill- has slowly developed a polyamorous er look isn’t for show – Jane happens
ing stereotypes or getting killed off; relationship between her characters, to be displaced in time from the 1970s
rarely are there characters in the me- giving a highly unrepresented group and needs August’s help to get back
dia who truly embody the life experi- some voice for once. home. The story is a sapphic romantic
ences of LGBTQ+ individuals, nor do The next LGBTQ+ book I want comedy filled with queer found fami-
they often end up with happy endings. to mention is “Last Night at the Tele- lies, giving the LGBTQ+ community "Last Night at the Telegraph Club" by Malinda
Time after time we are left disappoint- graph Club” by Malinda Lo. This novel some light-hearted representation. Lo.
ed as the representation we’re “given” Photo from AbeBooks.
has also found its way onto “Book- While decent LGBTQ+ representa-
fails to live up to our hopes. Neverthe- Tok,” and focuses on a Chinese Ameri- tion may seem hard to come by, some
less, as LGBTQ+ individuals have be- can girl’s sapphic awakening during authors have gone above and beyond
come more accepted into society, au- the Red Scare of the 1950s. The main to make sure that the community feels
thors have started incorporating these character, Lily Hu, finds herself falling represented in literature, such as the
types of characters into their stories in love with Kathleen Miller, the girl ones I’ve mentioned in this article.
more often. In this edition, I want to she met under the flashing sign of the Hopefully these books, for those who
highlight some of this newfound rep- Telegraph Club – aka the local lesbian plan on trying them out, will live up to
resentation we’re getting, so that you bar. However, Chinatown is a danger- our expectations and do the LGBTQ+
all have some new reading material for ous place for LGBTQ+ individuals, community proud and provide us with
this upcoming Pride Month. forcing the girls to hide their relation- the representation we’ve been hoping
One of the first novels I want to ship despite the risks of deportation for.
discuss is “Iron Widow” by Xiran Jay looming over their families. It’s a story
Zhao, which has been circulating on of love, identity and coming-of-age
“BookTok” for quite some time and in a world set against you. The novel
is revered for its bi main character as has been given wonderful reviews for
well as the polyamorous relationship interweaving Lily’s identity as an im-
present in the book. The story follows migrant, a Chinese American and,
Zetian, a pilot of a Chrysalise, which of course, a lesbian. Lo manages to
is a robot used to battle the monsters beautifully capture the culture and
roaming the outskirts of her home, complications surrounding these
Huaxia. Basically, picture the robots overlapping identities, creating rep-
in “Pacific Rim” and you’ll be on the resentation sure to please numerous
right track. When powering a Chrysa- communities.
lise, the girl pilots usually find them- The final book I want to mention
selves dying from the mental strain of is “One Last Stop” by Casey McQuis-
completing such a feat. However, Ze- ton, who you may recognize as the au- "Iron Widow" by Xiran Jay Zhao. “One Last Stop” by Casey McQuiston.
tian miraculously survives, and man- Photo from AbeBooks. Photo from AbeBooks.
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9

Sarah Smith’s senior recital: a touching, accessible and exploratory experience


Helen Panshin a sense of affection. The piano cre- as the adagio is much more frequently the piece is therefore modern, it was piano passage before the cello entered
Staff Writer ated a gently flowing, watery texture performed with violin than with cello. inspired by Bach. The resemblance more serenely. In one section, the
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throughout much of it. Smith was again joined by Hatori. The to the prelude from Bach’s first cello cello and piano together evoked for
As the lights dimmed for senior The second movement was a piece was dark and slow, as though suite was obvious from the beginning me the expansiveness of the night sky
Sarah Smith’s cello recital on Sunday, bittersweet andante tranquillo that heavy with regret. The cello line was in the shared phrasing and gestures. reflected in a body of water; in anoth-
May 15, she emerged onto the stage had the feel of a slow waltz. To me, mournful throughout, and for most of However, “Pluto” created an er, the cello played alone, capturing a
of Harper Hall, which her family had it seemed as though someone was the piece, the piano was equally som- eerie and otherworldly atmosphere solitary calmness.
adorned with flowers, to say hi and to remembering a lost loved one and ber; in one section the piano became by avoiding the expected notes at the Though both instruments had
express love and gratitude for those in thinking back on the happy times they fluttery, perhaps adding a glimmer of peaks of phrases, instead leaping odd solo sections over the course of the
attendance before her recital formally had spent together, but knowing that hope to the cello’s continuing misery. intervals. As the piece progressed, it piece, they mostly played together,
began. they couldn’t return to those times. After intermission, Smith took became increasingly unconventional with neither dominating over the
When she returned to the stage, The third movement was a the stage alone to perform “Pluto” and employed several creative bowing other. Smith described the range of
Smith was accompanied by junior march-like allegro vivace and seemed from Denis Gougeon’s Six Themes techniques, including one that sound- feelings in the various sections, from
Ami Hatori at the piano for the first resolute and perseverant. The sonata Solaires, a collection of pieces, each of ed like the faint whistle of wind. “intimate” to the “strict rhythm” of
piece on her program, Sonate, op. 17 as a whole was cohesive in character, which is written for a different instru- Smith was accompanied by a dance to the “free” and “lyrical”
by Luise Adolpha Le Beau. When I with a tenderness and a richness of ment and portrays a different planet a string quartet for her next piece, ending and highlighted the quality
spoke with Smith before her recital, texture and harmony throughout, in from the solar system. Vivaldi’s Cello Concerto in D minor, of equal collaboration throughout as
she explained that while it is standard addition to a united storyline. Smith told me that while design- RV 407. The concerto started and something that made this piece one of
to play a sonata as part of a cello My interpretation of the piece’s ing her program, it was important ended with allegro movements, while her favorites.
recital, she wanted to do one that story was that it followed a single to her to include a lot of variety of the middle movement was largo e Smith told me that she found
people didn’t know and that in select- character who was content with pieces. She explained that while the sempre piano (slow and always quiet). the piece during an internship she did
ing a work by a female Romantic com- the routine of their life in the first first half of the program was a beauti- The first allegro movement with Strings of Latin America (SOLA)
poser, she was “representing a part movement, until faced by the death ful pair of Romantic pieces in which opened with a call and response while at Lawrence and that she want-
of the canon that is still more or less of a beloved companion whom they the cello did the expected, the second between the two violins of the quartet, ed to include it in her program to
untouched.” grieved in the second movement, but half was an exciting exploration of the before one of them emerged with a acknowledge the time she spent with
Le Beau’s sonata had three by the third movement they had found range of cello music, from Baroque melody that the other harmonized. SOLA. She added that the Tango was
movements, the first of which was a way to go on. to modern and across different styles Smith then took over this melody and the most accessible of her pieces to
allegro molto. This movement had a The second piece on Smith’s pro- and cultures. exchanged it again with the violins. audience members without a classical
peaceful self-assuredness and a quiet gram, Zoltán Kodály’s Adagio, contin- Smith mentioned that although At different times in this movement, music background, featuring elements
forward momentum to it as well as ued the theme of lesser-known works, Gougeon is a living composer and Smith played solo or accompanied by of popular music “that people like to
different combinations of the other listen to,” which also factored into her
instruments so that there was a range decision to perform it.
of fullness to the sound. This summer, Smith will be doing
In the second movement, the an internship with the learning and
quartet played pulsating chords that engagement branch of Carnegie Hall
maintained a sense of buoyancy and before taking a gap year. While she is
kept the lamenting cello aloft but also still determining what her future with
contributed a feeling of monotony that music will look like, Smith said that
emphasized the cello’s melancholy. she wants to be a part of reimagining
The last movement of the con- the field and helping communities
certo, in contrast, was joyful and ener- connect with music in ways that are
getic, like a group of friends singing accessible and valuable to them.
and dancing together. Smith was grin- Smith’s senior recital demon-
ning as the piece drew to a close. strated her commitment to these goals
The final piece of her program through her compelling performances
was a tango titled “Graciela y Buenos of varying pieces appealing to differ-
Aires,” a duet for which Smith was ent tastes, as well as her emphasis on
again joined by Hatori. The piece bringing attention to underperformed
began with a lively and syncopated works.
Senior Sarah Smith performs Sonate, Op. 17 by Luise Adolpha Le Beau first on her program.
Photo by Alana Melvin.

Valkyrie “Turning Red” review:


Pixar returns to form
Kat Girod she ages significantly slower than humans,
Columnist has a tough exterior and is immune to
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any disease. Valkyrie often deals effec-
Welcome to this week’s Comic tive damage with her enchanted sword,
Character Spotlight! In anticipation of Dragonfang, alongside her companion, Levi Homman digestible story with a stellar cast than any of Pixar’s more recent
the upcoming installment in the Marvel the winged horse Aragorn. Interestingly, Staff Writer and a beautifully pastel-affected releases, adds to the story beats as
Cinematic Universe, “Thor: Love and __________________
Valkyrie also has the ability to see a ‘death- visual style. well. Emotions are expressed in
Thunder” (2022), we will be highlighting “Turning Red,” 2022, directed The plot revolves around a wonderfully over-the-top man-
glow’ around an individual’s body that
one of my personal favorite characters by Domee Shi — 4/5 stars Meilin Lee (Rosalie Chiang), a ner, characters’ body language is
indicates the rapid approach of death.
to be introduced from the “Thor” series: Pixar has, for many years, 13-year-old Chinese Canadian girl joyously bouncy and rubbery and
Valkyrie first appeared in issue #83
Valkyrie. been known for their ability to growing up in Toronto in 2002. the city of Toronto is realized
of “The Avengers” (1970). Over time,
Similar to many of the other ele- tell relatively complex stories in The emotional center of the story nicely with a bright, soft color
Valkyrie became a staple in the superhero
ments interwoven throughout Thor and condensed, kid-friendly ways. As is the relationship Meilin has palette. These traits may seem
alliance the Defenders and a close ally of
Asgardian narratives, Valkyrie is based time has gone on, they’ve pushed with her mother, Ming (Sandra like a given in animation, but
Thor. In the 2010s, Valkyrie became a
on Norse mythology. The character, cre- further into more complex ideas; Oh), who she helps take care of seem to have been lost in many of
founding member of the Secret Avengers
ated by Roy Thomas and John Buscema, 2020’s “Soul” was easily the stu- the family’s temple dedicated to “Turning Red”’s contemporaries.
and co-leader of the Defenders with Misty
is inspired by the Norse mythological fig- dio’s most thematically bulky film their ancestor Sun Yee. Meilin The film’s aesthetics don’t always
Knight.
ure Brynhildr. Within conventional Norse to date, facing questions of mor- also has a group of friends with work -- they’re sometimes dis-
Tessa Thompson brilliantly captures
legends, Brynhildr is a shieldmaiden who tality and purpose head-on. As whom with she obsesses over the tracting or grating -- but on the
the character in the Marvel Cinematic
is featured as a primary character in the these movies have gotten more early 2000s boy band amalga- whole the film is very nice to look
Universe with appearances in “Thor:
“Völsunga saga” and various Eddic poems philosophical and ambitious, mation “4*Town,” a group that at in a very refreshing way. One
Ragnarok” (2017), “Avengers: Endgame”
- an untitled collection of Old Norse anon- though, they’ve also stumbled. admittedly has some satisfyingly of the only things that detracts
(2019) and the upcoming “Thor: Love
ymous narrative poems. “Inside Out” was a respectable catchy songs written by Grammy from the film is its length; the
and Thunder” (2022). Her portrayal of
Valkyrie’s ties to Brynhildlr are evi- attempt at visualizing human winners Billie Eilish and Finneas story feels artificially elongated at
the character is adored to the point that
dent as she also acts as a shield maiden emotions, but was limited by the O’Connell. The vehicle for the plot times despite clocking in at only
in January 2018, Marvel announced a
with the Asgardian name, Brunnhilde. simplicity of its own mechan- is a curse placed on the family by an hour and 45 minutes, but it
version of Valkyrie directly derived from
Valkyrie was chosen by Odin, King of ics. “Onward,” “Luca” and “The Sun Yee, which causes the women doesn’t remotely hold the other
Tessa Thompson would join the comic
Asgard, to lead a team of shield-maidens Good Dinosaur” were big swings in the lineage to transform into elements back.
series “The Exiles.”
known as the Valkyrior. They served to as well, but were duds both at the a giant red panda when become Blending the more funda-
In lieu of spotlighting the titular char-
observe the battlefields of humans who box office and with critics. After emotional. It’s an apt metaphor mental screenwriting from Pixar’s
acter in “Thor Love and Thunder” (2022),
were loyal worshippers of the Asgardian one too many “Toy Story” sequels for growing up and puberty but earlier era with a bold new style
I focused on Valkyrie as her only major
gods. When these warriors died in battle, and two too many “Cars” sequels, also for embracing your ancestry, and approach, “Turning Red” is
role in film adaptations was 2017’s “Thor
the Valkyrior selected those they deemed it’s begun to feel like maybe Pixar and thanks to Chiang and Oh’s a sure bet to emotionally engage
Ragnarok.” Oftentimes, this leads to her
as worthy to be taken to Valhalla, the hon- has lost their way. “Turning Red,” performances, it feels relatable adults and children alike. It’s
being under-highlighted in comparison to
ored land of the fallen. though, feels like a fresh new and emotionally impactful. almost a little too saccharine at
those with recurring larger roles. However,
As the strongest of all Vakyrior, outlook on the tried and true for- The visual style, which times but it’s tough not to be won
alongside Loki, she has always been my
Valkyrie possesses remarkable gallantry mula. Directed by Domee Shi in almost feels more akin to old- over by its charm. “Turning Red”
personal favorite in the realm of Marvel’s
and battle prowess. While not immortal, her feature directorial debut, this fashioned celluloid animation is streaming now on Disney+.
Asgard.
latest release tells a much more
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May 20, 2022

The housing committee got it wrong. Here's what you need to know
Evan Ney groups applied for eight houses, so sentation was somewhat casual and Zoom make sure your lighting and here’s my advice: read the applica-
Opinions and Editorials Editor one house inevitably was not assigned unprepared compared to the others, microphone are professional and test- tions carefully well in advance of the
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begins. A long standing group on cam- This was in stark comparison to one person there. Plan it as though initially based on that alone. Then,
It is quite the time for contro-
pus was ousted by a new group, who the group ranked second to last by the the committee hasn’t read your appli- adjust accordingly during the presen-
versy on campus. With all the atten-
was involved in some controversy of committee, whose application was, to cation, because with so little training tation. Be merciless. The big problem
tion on the APLS club recognition
their own relating to safety and sexual me, objectively the worst by far. The or information about serving on the with the scoring this year was that it
decision, (Editor’s note: please vote in
assault, which is obviously a pretty group’s application was pandering, committee shared beforehand, there’s was difficult to separate groups from
the referendum!) the controversy sur-
central issue in the group housing defensive, largely unspecific and most a good chance they haven’t. each other when in the scoring range
rounding group housing selection has
process. The selection process hap- egregiously to me, incomplete. Their The third and by far most impor- of one to five, most people seemed
been somewhat overlooked. Because I
pened early on as all this was unfold- responses were often completely irrel- tant piece of advice is to apply for all to only use three through five. If you
served on the committee last year as
ing, so I certainly didn’t know about evant to the question asked. Their of the houses you have any interest aren’t convinced a group really needs
well as this year, I hope to illuminate
any allegations and assume it was the presentation was a bit better, but their at all in living in. I cannot stress this space to meet their goals, give them a
some of the details of a process most
same case for the others members of response to our final question, “what enough. The group who wasn’t award- one for that category. The more you
people on campus probably don’t even
the committee. That said, if anyone are you doing to address and com- ed a house this year can feel rightfully emphasize the difference between the
realize happens, and tell you what
in the group knew anything about bat rape culture on campus?”, asked aggrieved by the misjudgment of their bad, average, good and great groups,
you can do about it because this year,
the situation, shame on them for not because of their less than glittering application, but their decision to only the easier and more decisive the final
in my opinion, the committee got it
bringing it up. The question we asked reputation, failed to go beyond what apply for their current house was a decision will be.
wrong.
them was sort of a softball, and it they are required to do by the school. major blunder. It meant that even As for what I’m doing, first I’m
The group housing application
was hard for it not to be given their You will be able to visit them if they were better than the second writing this article. My other sugges-
process is fairly straightforward.
application. next year and ask all about it, because worst group (which only outscored tion, which may or may not be useful,
Organizations submit their rosters
This group’s written applica- they will have a house on campus! them by 0.6/30), because of the way is more of an offer. As someone who
and a short written application, then
tion was clearly the strongest of the Don’t tell them I sent you because I the system only gives houses to people has served on this committee twice
present a three minute elevator pitch
bunch. It was clear, specific, and gave would rather spend my Saturday night who actually applied for them, the end now, has been a writing tutor for
and spend 12 minutes fielding two
thoughtful answers to each of the four in the Fox River than in their house. result wouldn’t have changed. To get close to seven years and cares a lot
predetermined questions and one
questions on the application, which This brings me to my advice for the house they applied for, they would about this issue, I’d like to offer any
question which is catered to each par-
ask about the group’s purpose, need what you can do about it. First, if your have needed to hugely improve their non-Greek life group unlimited, free
ticular group from the housing com-
for space, plan for programming and organization is applying for housing, application and jump more than three support in any element of the applica-
mittee, who spends one of their read-
leadership structure. Their strong pre- you need to spend some serious time places in the standings. If they had tion process. I will help you write your
ing period days listening to presenta-
sentation was just the icing on the on the application. Your responses applied for more houses, they could application, knowing what the com-
tions, asking questions and filling out
cake for the committee. This meant should be clear, specific and detailed. have gotten one by only being a little mittee has in mind when they read
the rubrics which act as the final guide
that the choice between them and I’m not saying the longer the better, bit better. it; I will help you edit it to make sure
for who gets assigned which house.
the group who occupied that house but last year one fraternal organiza- If you’re reading this and think- the grammar and language usage can
The scores given by all the committee
this year was obvious: the previous tion was awarded a two year compact ing to yourself, “hey, that seems a bit contend with applications sent in by
members, of whom there are usually
group’s application was scored as the on the back of their 36 page applica- unfair. Seems like the houses weren’t adult professionals; I’m willing to help
around six, are averaged, and to gloss
worst of the nine we received. This is tion which was pretty obviously sent assigned in a way that represents what with the presentation aspect of it and
over some of the more complicated
where I was shocked and disappoint- in by their central organization. That’s the overall campus would have want- making sure you know exactly what
rules, groups with the best scores are
ed by the committee. Their applica- what you’re up against. The writing ed,” you need to be on the committee. questions to anticipate; and overall, I
assigned houses first.
tion was pretty average. They suffered should be polished, though if this It completely sucks that you lose a day can’t guarantee you will get a spot, but
It seems to me like most years,
more from the circumstances they past year was any indication, actu- of your reading period, but it’s an easy I can guarantee you’ll represent your-
the number of applicants is equal to
were in, being fairly similar to a few ally finishing the thing doesn’t seem chance to make a real difference on self in a way you can be pleased with.
the number of spaces available, so the
other groups, and broadening their to be that important. Second, plan campus, it looks good on your resume With safety on campus on the line,
work of the committee has more to
purpose in a year where groups with a your pitch carefully- consider writing and the housing office will reimburse this clearly matters a lot, and I hope
do with figuring out who goes where
more specific focus tended to do bet- a script. In my opinion, you will be you for a meal - or cater the event if you’ll take my advice and take me up
than deciding who gets a space or
ter, than they did from any real lack of judged far more on your presentation it’s in person - so you sort of get paid. on my offer if you think it would help.
doesn’t. This year was different: nine
quality in their application. Their pre- than your actual content, so if it’s on If you’re selected to the committee,

It's time for a change in Washington


They do not believe in making the (D-TX) the last anti-choice Democrat Progressives need to stand strong (D-MA) went against Jayapal’s wish-
Nathan Wall
News Editor world a better place, they do not love left in Congress. Pelosi also refused against attacks from the media and es and voted no on the Bipartisan
_________________________ thy neighbor and they repeatedly spit repeatedly to support banning mem- their colleagues. And it’s better to lose Infrastructure Bill decoupled from
on the message of Christ by forking bers of Congress from betting on the and stand by your principles than give Build Back Better, they received
Let’s face it. Congress sucks. over more and more tax dollars to the stock market.
This isn’t a controversial opin- rich, privatizing social services and By the way, isn’t it interesting
ion. According to Gallup, just 20% hating minorities. Jesus Christ, on the that members of Congress routinely
of Americans approve of the job the other hand, commanded his followers perform better on the stock market
U.S. Congress is doing. To me, this to sell their possessions and give to than the average American? It’s prob-
seems accurate. Former president the poor, stood by the outcasts of soci- ably a coincidence. Actually, 60 mem-
Donald Trump talked about draining ety and said that “It is harder for a rich bers of Congress are in violation of
the swamp on the campaign trail, man to enter the kingdom of Heaven laws preventing insider trading. These
and regardless of the fact that Trump than for a camel to pass through the members include Senators Dianne
is the swamp, his rhetoric here was eye of a needle.” Feinstein (D-CA), Tommy Tuberville
correct. The U.S. Congress is full of Democrats aren’t much better. (R-AL), Tom Carper (D-DE) and Roger
industry stooges who faithfully serve It often seems that they want to lose. Marshall (R-KS) and Representatives
their corporate donors, or sometimes They could get rid of the filibuster Diana Harshbarger (R-TN), Susie Lee
they cut out the middleman, and send and pass legislation, but they refuse (D-NV), Dan Crenshaw (R-TX), Kathy
in pure corporate slime to fill seats in to, even knowing that Republicans Manning (D-NC), Mike Kelly (R-PA)
Congress. Examples of this corporate will not work with them in a bipar- and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
slime would be Representative Darrell tisan way. They refuse to discipline (D-FL). Pelosi, who is not on this list
Issa (R-CA), Senator Mitt Romney Democrats who throw a wrench in the and not technically in violation of the
(R-UT) and Senator Rick Scott (R-FL), agenda such as former Senator Joe law, also engages in insider trading.
who has some questions to answer Lieberman (D-CT) and Senator Joe This behavior needs to be banned
about Harry Potter’s parents if you The US Capitol Building
Manchin (D-WV). Senate Majority immediately. Members of Congress
Photo by Alana Melvin
ask me. On a serious note, Scott is a Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) tweets cannot represent us and their person- up some of your principles so you can
criminal who committed fraud against and tweets about what we ought to al financial interests at the same time. get re-elected.
the Medicare system, and he should do and should really give some of his And honestly, where are the pro- At the end of the day though, it’s hate, derision and anger even from
be in jail, not in the Senate. good ideas to someone who could do gressives? House Progressive Caucus not about individuals. The systems of many in their own caucus. We should
Republicans in Congress just something about them, like the Senate Chair Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) folded Congress are messed up. Regardless try to make Congress suck less, but
suck. They’re hateful towards minor- Majority Leader. on the Build Back Better Act and of how good your intentions are com- Congress isn’t going to save us until
ities and faithfully serve corporate On the House side, Speaker allowed Democrats to decouple the ing in, you either get beaten down and unless we reform and/or abolish
interests. They want to strip people Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) talks endless- Bipartisan Infrastructure Funding and become part of the establish- many of the fundamental structures
with uteruses of bodily autonomy. ly about how much she wants the from the important social spend- ment, or you’re openly despised by of our government.
They claim to support the constitu- Republican Party to be strong, and ing bill. As I’ve said before, only six the people you work with. When Reps. In order to make change, we
tion, that is, unless it’s about mixing how she and Majority Whip James members of Congress stood strong. Cori Bush (D-MO), Jamaal Bowman need to continue to elect progressives,
“church” and state. I say “church” in Clyburn (D-SC) claim to care about Six out of 95. That is a problem. (D-NY), Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as well as going outside of the elec-
quotes, because Republicans do not abortion rights, and then campaign The Progressive Caucus is undisci- (D-NY), Rashida Tlaib (D-MI), Ilhan toral system.
believe in the message of Jesus Christ. for Representative Henry Cuellar, plined, poorly managed and weak. Omar (D-MN) and Ayanna Pressley
May 20, 2022 OPINIONS & EDITORIALS 11
THE LAWRENTIAN

The art of illiberalism


Luther Abel Should the majority of students there (despite invitations by APLS for engaging them in debate. It certainly groups cannot shame or question oth-
Staff Writer and faculty vote in favor of disen- them to take part). does not reflect well on the average ers for personal decisions) Dana sug-
_________________________ franchising APLS, the matter squishes Response: APLS has stayed well pro-choice Lawrentian’s confidence gests, its application invites absurdity.
onto the desk of President Carter like within the normative and substantive in their views if they can’t manage a Logically, the environmental clubs
When asked what surprises me
the bag of manure it is. She then has lines of conduct—student organiza- touch of discourse. would be next, would they not? Every
about attending Lawrence, with its
two options. tions are often loose with their adher- time I reach for a paper towel, I’m
reputation for aggressive activism Dana Abbo
Either she approves the refer- ence to LUCC guidelines, and APLS reminded of the great forests leveled
and irritating downtown protesting Quote: I completely respect
endum—risking not only the fury of has adhered better than most. While for efficient metacarpular drying.
implied by the right-leaning ques- APLS’s right to meet on campus and
alumni donors who were under the I admire Miri’s affection for bylaw Hyperbole? Sure. But the point holds.
tioner, my answer has long been, discuss whatever they see fit. However,
impression the school functions as a adherence, this is a weak argument, With abashment do I reach for that
“Lawrence, the faculty especially, is based on what I have observed and
place for free and open discourse but further undone by the renaming of LU next paper towel, even though lumber
far more classically liberal than one read about the club’s current structure
also the specter of legal review and Pro-life to APLS—a fairly strong tes- products are a renewable resource.
might think. Ninety to ninety-five per- and activities, I struggle to think of
action by free speech groups— or, tament to the group’s willingness to To the “health decision” part, I
cent of the student population are any scenario in which they would use
she rejects the referendum and has to alter fundamental aspects of the club suggest that it’s telling that pro-lifers
brilliant and have little interest in LUCC funds productively. I believe
live with an activist class who will no if it means recognition from LUCC. are not worried about your annual
politics, mostly going along to get it stands against the ethos of LUCC
doubt make her life deeply unpleasant By my lights, the sustainable physical, nor your bunions. As for the
along—more than reasonable. That and the Lawrence community as a
for years to come on campus while less purpose of APLS is the protection of distinctly, biologically other human
said, a small minority of the student whole for school funding to go toward
liberal alumni are outraged. It’s a no- the defenseless and the support of being in the womb? Yeah, 'cause that’s
population is an activist/lobbyist any activity that shames or degrades
win situation for President Carter, and mothers in need, an eternal purpose now a health decision with two people
class. And it is this bunch who make anyone at all, but especially anyone
responsibility for this shameful wel- if ever there was one. But I’ll let the involved, one of whom is mute and
life miserable for those they disagree in our own community, who makes a
come for our president lands squarely group speak for themselves. On their powerless to defend themself. There
with, and honestly, everyone else.” health decision that should be entirely
on y’all lobbyist types. I despair of Instagram, APLS posted the follow- is no parallel to this relationship
I think we’ve all been in a class their own.
you, and I hope your Lucky Charms ing: “Through a broad education and elsewhere in the human experience,
where one such speech policeperson Response: Of all replies, I think
never again have marshmallows. inclusive discussion about abortion nor will there ever be. It is a unique
sat enthroned, and the ten weeks were Dana’s is the most cogent. She main-
For those open to debate on the and other Pro-life topics, we aim to conundrum, this life within another.
essentially a waste as no one wanted tains a receptiveness to disagreement
matter, I have organized some of the promote the belief that life begins at Perhaps we should sponsor some talks
to speak and risk the ire of that indi- while paring the emotional brambles
arguments against APLS’s enfran- conception, and that the human rights about it, and have some guest speak-
vidual. of what’s central to this discussion:
chisement below and then offer a of all, regardless of one's stage of life, ers in. I’ll bet APLS would love to use
The lobbyists’ most recent cru- abortion, access to it and the thorny
rebuttal to each. For time’s sake, I will should be protected. We will invite their funds on such a thing.
sade has been a pressure campaign ethical dilemmas it presents person-
summarize or parse quotes from the students with multiple perspectives The recognition of APLS as a
against the formation of a pro-life ally and politically.
opposing view and provide a link to and from multiple backgrounds to student organization will not end
student group (Appleton Pro-Life Thankfully, there’s precedent
the full articles, so you can verify if I’m engage in these conversations.” I can- abortion access. The money will not
Students; formerly LU Pro-Life) gain- for such controversial funding.
being fair to my peers. not conceive of a more benign, liberal be spent screaming on sidewalks
ing LUCC recognition as an official Enter here Appleton Students for a
and charitable mission statement and at expectant mothers near Planned
student organization. Miri Villerius (https://www.law- Democratic Society. Deeply critical
purpose. Parenthood. Let APLS’s recognition
Now that LUCC has finally of Israel, Ukrainian sovereignty and
rentian.com/archives/1020999) As for the abortion debate’s be, and then go tell them why they’re
approved the group—and to you, the American way of life, I’m not real
Summary: APLS should not be attendance Miri offers as an indict- wrong. There’ll probably be dough-
LUCC, I applaud your resolve and hot on funds we pay being allocated
allowed enfranchisement on sub- ment of APLS, it is hardly the fault of nuts and everything, and maybe y’all
rescind the accusations of pusillanim- to pseudo-socialists. But pay I do for
stantive (APLS does not have a “sus- APLS that pro-choice folks failed to can learn from each other. God for-
ity I leveled against you some time ago them to march up and down College
tainable purpose”) and procedural show up. Observing Shoutbox com- bid a school permit a free and open
since this action required admirable Ave., shouting their say and shaming
grounds (APLS did not mention on ments in the past 24 hours, it’s cer- discourse among equals with a few
fortitude—the lobbyists have used supporters of various countries and
posters that their organization was on tainly not for a lack of pro-choicers measly dollars.
what can only be described as an economic systems.
a trial period). Also, Miri attended an at Lawrence. Perhaps the pro-choice Agree? Disagree? Let me know at
“abortion clause” to reverse LUCC’s What’s more, if we codify the
APLS-sponsored abortion debate and folks find it easier knee-capping their abell@lawrence.edu. Or just growl at
nascent decision. “shame standard” (the suggested
there weren’t pro-choice advocates opponents at a distance instead of me in the hallways.
requirement that funded campus

The American Nazi Party at Lawrence


Nick Mayerson students wanted (top three for two asserted that their “protest [was] not open to student and faculty review of a dead generation, but that is not
Guest Writer years) and that the speech would have intended to discourage or prevent any and to student action” and urged that the case. At the peak of the Civil
_________________________ educational value “by causing the students from attending the speech…” “all students… examine both sides Rights Movement, Jewish students
Lawrence community to re-examine As intended, it did not discourage any of the question as it is presented by and their professors who had faced
On May 12, 2022, I had the plea-
the basic values of American society.” attendance. In turn, it failed to pro- their fellow students and the faculty to the Holocaust first-hand resolved to
sure of speaking with alumni of the
In an advisory vote, student senators vide any tangible dissent. The silent express their opinions either through walk in solemn silence out of our cha-
class of 1967 and 1968 as part of a
- akin to our modern class repre- protest was little discussed in campus their Student Senate representative or pel as their fellow students stood to
course I am taking on the decade.
sentatives - voted 21-16 for Rockwell literature and appeared to have no from the Senate floor Tuesday night,” applaud the Fuhrer of the American
Discussion proceeded in typical fash-
not to be invited. Shockingly, Student effect on campus attitudes after the a line of rhetoric all to familiar to us Nazi Party. Faculty resigned after
ion: what was Lawrence like back
President Craig Harris overruled speech. today. Rockwell spoke to the campus being forced to face the rhetoric which
then? Women were required to wear
this vote. Streater hoped that by not In contrast to today, it was the community in Memorial Chapel on brought harm to their friends and
skirts, even through the winter.
silencing Rockwell, that they would faculty and administration who were February 8, 1967. The speech was family just twenty years earlier. David
Jewish and African American stu-
“combat his ideology [by] fostering the most outraged by Rockwell’s invi- broadcast on WLFM. For the sake Elliot ‘67 claimed in the Lawrentian
dents were blackballed from fraterni-
its analysis… I feel the mere discus- tation. They engaged in active protest, of this article, I reluctantly listened that “nothing honors and revenges
ties. Appleton was a sundown town.
sion aroused by the fact that Rockwell marching through campus with signs to the recording of his speech at the more meaningfully those persecuted
George Lincoln Rockwell, leader (self
has been invited to speak on campus stating “Dachau” and “we oppose rac- University of Washington. There, as the full implementation of that
proclaimed “fuhrer”) of the American
more than compensates for any lack of ism.” Streater observed that the fac- Rockwell ridiculed Jews for taking liberty of expression, the absence of
Nazi Party, was invited to speak at
intellectual fiber in his talk.” Instead, ulty saw it as “one of the major moral control of the country’s communica- which cost them their lives,” but as we
convocation. At first, I thought I heard
Streater bolstered Rockwell’s ideology issues to face the student body in tions and lamented that “the queers of have seen from the very persecuted
incorrectly. According to the alum-
by legitimizing it in front of a captive recent years.” President Tarr, veteran America” were “the most disgusting parties he’s spoken about, nothing
ni, all students were required to go
audience. of the 11th Armored Division who lib- thing about our country today” and could be further from the truth. We
to convocation or face disciplinary
Some students chose to protest erated the concentration camps of that “queerism” was the reason Rome simmer, but what has changed? If we
action. All attendees were expected to
the event by organizing a silent pro- Mauthausen and Gusen, expressed fell. Six months later, Rockwell was are to be a community, we have to
stand and applaud once the convoca-
test. When the speech was done, they dissatisfaction, but allowed Rockwell assassinated in Virginia by a fellow answer and respond to the unspoken
tion was concluded, just like any other
stood up and exited the chapel with- to attend. Nazi Party member. question: who is being harmed right
speaker.
out applause. In their letter proclaim- Streater did not show sympathy Listening to these words as a now, and what can we do to support
James Streater, student chair-
ing their demonstration, students rec- for the professors who were stricken member of both these demograph- them?
man, said in this very newspaper that
ognized the “systematic extermination with the trauma of German Nazism ics, I was, of course, appalled. It was
student polls placed Rockwell highest
of six million Jews and the death of in World War II. Instead, he said unbelievable. It felt like parody. It’s
on the priority list of speakers the
countless other human beings,” but that “this matter is and should be easy to think of this rhetoric as that

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“Alvin and the Chipmunks: “Watching a movie is a bad first date “The Princess Bride is good but should not be more than 500
Chipwrecked is a masterwork.” idea.” overrated.” words.
— Kathryn Williams — Leo Navarro — Matthew Dalgleish

Members of
the Associated
Collegiate
Press

Referendum held... Davis at the meeting on April


27. According to senior class
continued from page 1
representative Sharon Kolo,
Card gave a speech in which
during this process. Dur-
he argued that LUCC had no
ing the trial periods, LUCC’s
“The 2022 Oscar Best Picture “Early 2000s chick flicks need to “Thanos did nothing wrong.” grounds on which to deny
steering committee set stipu-
winner CODA is mid and completely make a comeback.” — Taeen Jidaan the club after APLS had com-
lations for APLS to fulfill, the
unrealistic.” — Savon Williams pleted all the suggestions put
— Miranda Whitaker most recent of which have
forth by the steering commit-
been requirements to meet
tee.
with SAASHA for bias train-

Unedited Board
Senior class representa-
ing and the biology depart-
tive Eder Bellegarde voted to
Jamie Dong, Alana Melvin ment for a conversation about
Staff Photographer, Photo Editor approve APLS’s recognition
fetal development, as well as
on April 27. When APLS first
undergoing dialogue training.
came to LUCC in spring of
According to the steer-
last year, Bellegarde said he
ing meeting minutes, APLS
was initially opposed to the
was approved for reapplica-
club. On the recent decision,
tion on Feb. 15, was put on
Bellegarde commented on the
trial period on March 1, and
dedication of APLS to get ap-
was denied on April 12 after
proved as well as the group’s
completing all but one of the
efforts to reach out and have
required trainings. According
discussions with everyone.
to the minutes, APLS provid-
“I hate to say that we had
ed emails both confirming the
them jump through hoops,
completion of the trainings
and the sad truth is we [were]
and vouching for the difficulty
nitpicking about every single
Alex Freeman, of completing the sustainable
Elizabeth Rienstra, Sophia Schultz, thing,” said Bellegarde. “I
Editor-in-Chief Web Manager News Editor dialogue training, which they
thought it was kind of unfair
“I definitely don’t have enough movie did not complete.
“Sitting in silence for three hours to “If we’re watching a movie musical watching experience to have an […] We’re all human beings.
In discussing the deci-
watch a movie simply is not a fun and you’re singing along, you are opinion. I fall asleep 10-20 minutes Lawrence stands for every-
activity, and this is the bravest thing sion to deny their recogni-
annoying and should stop. However, into the movie… EVERY TIME.” body having a voice.”
I’ve ever said in this newspaper” if I am singing along, I’m the star of tion, the reasoning was chal-
When contacted with an
the show and you should revere me.” lenged by Vice President for
interview request, APLS de-
Student Life Chris Card and
clined to comment.
LUCC President Malcolm

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