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Lawrence works to... of non-Western genres. Dougherty both feel in the Financial Aid of- ministrators to feel com- Lewis is working to
Pertl addressed stu- that Lawrence is not fice. Most staff members fortable engaging with implement future strate-
continued from page 1
dents who feel the course well-equipped to handle interviewed agreed that each other when there gies to track student suc-
centric, inaccessible for is Eurocentric and men- students from lower-in- communication needs to are disagreements and cess but added that these
students without strong tioned partnering with come backgrounds, such be improved. wishes that students systems can only work if
music backgrounds and Black and Brown musi- as themselves. Vice President for came to administrators everyone commits to us-
intended to weed out cians to create individu- “Being put on leave Student Life Chris Card with requests for conver- ing them. Lewis added
“bad” musicians, and did alized curricula where felt like they were giving responded to many of sation instead of lists of that many of these ef-
not feel that Dean of the students from different up on me,” said Dough- the concerns raised by demands. forts are already in place,
Conservatory Brian Pertl backgrounds can explore erty. students. Card feels that However, he ac- and her role is to coor-
was accessible to discuss their cultures in music. Financial Aid Direc- a combination of campus knowledged that stu- dinate and strengthen
these issues. He believes that it is im- tor Ryan Gebler stated culture, college afford- dents who have unad- these efforts.
Wozniak and Thiex portant for students to that out-of-pocket ex- ability, challenges with dressed issues often feel In response to specif-
also had issues with a see people like them re- penses are not supposed Lawrence’s size and lo- that they have to demand ic frustrations students
professor and Wozniak flected in the curriculum. to drastically increase cation, COVID-19 and instead of ask. Card be- had, Gray, a Lawrence
felt that Pertl blamed Erin O’Brien and when paperwork is filled a lack of certain educa- lieves that students, fac- alumna, commented that
these issues on their Hanna Dougherty, for- out correctly, but he ac- tional opportunities all ulty and staff all have a there were times when
communication skills. mer Lawrence students, knowledged that there contribute to lower re- role to play in retention she was very frustrated
Wozniak added that they attributed their depar- could have been an issue tention. He stated that and believes that a better and considered trans-
didn’t feel that Lawrence ture from Lawrence to that led to this. connections and early sense of connection on ferring. Gray also feels
helped them to pursue a financial issues. Furthermore, he interventions with strug- campus will help facili- that by the time the exit
path outside of the con- O’Brien lacked the added that staff advo- gling students are ways tate that. interviews happen, it’s
servatory. These experi- same family support that cate for students, and in which the Office of “Fundamentally, much harder to convince
ences led them to feel other students have and that policies are limited Student Life can posi- we are in agreement,” a student to stay, and she
that they were disre- felt that Lawrence re- by Lawrence’s resources. tively affect retention said Card. “Tactically is hopes to be able to con-
spected and ignored by quiring students to live However, he stressed rates. where we have some dif- nect with struggling stu-
the university, and they on-campus during the that financial aid policies A lot of the issues ferences.” dents sooner rather than
said that this attitude school year but not pro- are intended to be as fair students struggle with Lewis and Dean later.
made them feel unwel- viding housing that met and equitable as possi- are national issues that of Academic Success Lewis added that not
come at Lawrence, caus- their living needs dur- ble. Nonetheless, Gebler are out of Card’s pur- Monita Mohammadian feeling supported in any
ing them to decide to ing break was unfair and encouraged struggling view, such as their immi- Gray have been work- aspect of your college ex-
transfer. made their financial situ- students to come to them gration status restricting ing on strategies to im- perience can have a neg-
Pertl, for his part, ation worse. Dougherty’s and share their stories. certain opportunities or prove the retention rate, ative impact on that stu-
apologized to students expected out-of-pocket Students also no- Title IX procedures be- including the existing dent being retained, and
who felt that he was in- costs doubled from first ticed a lack of commu- ing politicized by the fed- early alerts team, which that she is working with
accessible. He acknowl- to sophomore year, and nication between de- eral government. works with departments offices across campus
edged that work is being a series of payments they partments they went to In response to stu- around campus to iden- to ensure students are
done to make the con- hadn’t prepared for and when they needed help. dents who feel disre- tify struggling students supported. Both Lewis
servatory more acces- couldn’t pay led to them O’Brien experienced this spected by the admin- and connect them with and Gray, as well as for-
sible, citing the theory being placed on adminis- when they were getting istration, Card stated the resources they need. mer Vice President for
requirement being taken trative leave. good grades and strug- that he sees Lawrence In addition to strength- Enrollment Ken Ansel-
out for a Bachelor of Arts O’Brien feels that gling financially, and as a relational place and ening current retention ment, stated that reten-
in Music degree. He also Lawrence didn’t care the Deans and Registrar sees a level of what he efforts, they are also tion is a team effort, in
cited the recently imple- about the issues they weren’t aware of their calls “healthy tension” looking to improve re- which students, faculty,
mented Bachelor of Mu- were dealing with until financial situation. They between students and tention rates among stu- and administrators all
sical Arts degree, which it had the potential to also said that it wasn’t administrators in small dent populations that need to play a part.
he feels is more inclusive affect the institution’s always clear who they liberal arts colleges. He are disproportionately
statistics. O’Brien and needed to go to for help wants students and ad- impacted.
By Miranda Lawson
Lawrence University Creative Writing Club Spring Serial Story: Part 6
By Madeleine Corum
The lipstick won’t come off. one carrying Henry to rest, the one Someone leans over Henry’s Song of the Week: "Your vated watching the tiny subtle-
It’s everywhere– his neck, my that came for me. gravestone. Short and soft, like my Hand in Mine" by Explosions in ties that differed between each
neck, lips slid under a straight- “Anton Bellarose.” The cow- Celia. She’s writing. Silently I beg the Sky individual dancer completing the
as-sin starched collar, gummy eyed man was giving that poor EMT her to turn around, to hold my Last week, at Towards same movement.
purple betrayal reflected in his the death glare, but his rasping hand tighter than she holds that Precipice and Glacier, I got chills. Another much different
eyes before the EMT shuts them. I voice echoed in my head. I could pen and lead me out of the mist. This style of dance is not for moment that stood out to me was
always thought purple was too bold never get used to it. He scratched Celia. My Celia. I should have come everybody, and I understand that. when the dancers ran in circles
a shade for Henry. Maybe that was at my brain like scraped knees on a clean about the plan, should have Without trying to convince you of around the huge walls in the mid-
the point. Hide in plain sight, blame gravel driveway. protected her myself when I had the anything, I’m hoping that I can dle of the stage. At first, they were
it on one of Celia’s party games or The cow-eyed man finished chance. Goddamnit, I should have give those of you who just aren’t just running. And as I watched, I
too much wine. God, he was the wiping my lips. His thumb, cloaked listened to Henry. into it a little bit of an insight noticed a smile break out on one
sweetest wine in my cellar. But in a purple-stained handkerchief, The dawn pokes through the into why I find it so moving. To of their faces. They were look-
now the cup has run over and his drove into my cheek. Fraction of a mist at uneven angles, diffracted by help get you in the mood, the ing at someone ahead of them,
lipstick stains my conscience until second. Just enough to hurt. a tall form behind the grave. The song of the week is super boring, who turned their head and smiled
my hands are bloody with the god- “I told you not to get attached.” beams halo his body like fireflies. super long, and super instrumen- back. Some of their mouths
damn stuff. I wanted to kick him, but my Like eyes. They leer at Celia, and G. tal (and I happen to really love opened in silent laughter, and
I’m gone by the time they load foot was annoyingly indisposed. He Martin’s empty cow eyes leer at me. it). Enjoy! they started to run backwards,
Henry Elliot onto the stretcher. My knew how much I hated talking Get away from my daughter, The performance started off forwards, jumping, spinning
right leg stutters as Celia helps me politics with other people around. I want to yell. Or perhaps, I never with two rows of dancers, each sideways, their arms swinging
into the Rolls-Royce backseat. Her Besides, using telepathy in public should have trusted you. Something walking up the stairs to one side and heads thrown back, careless,
thumb digs into my wrist, right was shoddy manners. But if this strong. Something a father would of the stage. When they got to impulsive. I was brought back to
above the cuff links she bought was how he wanted to play, I would say for his brave, brave girl whose the top, they stood for a moment, a time when I could just run and
me last Christmas. Her first pay- bend to his rules. grip never falters when she helps then let their bodies relax and run, long after my parents grew
check. Not a speck of Bellarose or I put as much venom into my him into the car. fold in on themselves, their knees tired, pounding my bare feet into
Martin money in ‘em. She bragged “words” as thoughts would allow. Instead I yell, “STOP! STOP! bending and their arms arch- the grass, running on an endless
all Christmas morning about how “You told me Henry was crucial to POLICE!” ing over until each touched the source of chaotic energy.
I should be a proud father. I said I the plan. You never specified that Celia runs. I bumble into the ground. They collapsed gradu- It’s that carefreeness, that
already was. you— that he—” mist after her, not knowing where. ally until they were lying down, skip in their step. Dancing like
I fold into the sun-eaten leath- “Come now, Anton. A man Does it matter? We are away from and then, slowly, rolled like logs this can be nostalgic, can make
er, and Celia flutters to the passen- from out of town, no relatives, the cow-eyed man. I will go any- towards the back of the stage. me smile and remember and feel
ger seat. G. Martin is driving. He nobody to miss him? You should where with her as long as it’s away. Once they started rolling, another far more free than most people
catches me staring in the rearview have put the pieces together.” His The path grows steep, and my dancer would walk from the back feel sitting in a little theater in a
with those round, sullen eyes of his. laugh grated at my soul. “Besides, bad foot catches on the incline. My of the stage and step over them little town for a little show.
Celia calls them “moody”, but I’ve we’re businessmen. We know when dress shoes send black loam spurt- until they got to the front, where I heard someone say they
yet to sense any emotion in ‘em. to make sacrifices.” ing into the air. Up becomes side- they would repeat the same slow were just confused by the piece
He looks at you and there’s nothing “Not this kind of sacrifice.” ways and then there are no sides, fold, bend, and lie down. This and didn’t get it, or just found
but event horizon, emptier than a The cow-eyed man leaned I’m falling, circling, circling, a black happened in two rows on each it weird. And I certainly didn’t
black hole. close to the stretcher. My eyelids hole, a mirror with no edge and no side of the stage, over and over find some magical story with a
The Rolls-Royce drops me off squeezed tighter, and the EMT reflection. again, like two gently flowing riv- full plot and a cast of characters
at the cemetary. G. Martin drove backed away in a tiny rush of air. My right leg spikes in pain. ers. making some big meaning-of-
fast and flawless, but I swear his My bodyguard’s breath stank of Something pounds my torso, my Every night you and I walk life commentary in the show, but
gaze never left the rearview mirror. manure. arms. Bovine bodies slam me to to our beds and we lie down in even that wouldn’t be why I found
I’m not sure how many days I “Do you remember when we the ground. I scream for Celia, but them to go to sleep. It happens it so beautiful. It was all these
spend in the graveyard. Whenever met, Mr. Bellarose? I promised that the noise disappears under a sea of so fast that you probably rarely little moments, strung together.
I think I’ve hit the edge, the mist I would protect Celia. Cherish her, mooing. Hooves crush my esopha- think about what actually goes The feeling of floating peacefully
shrouds me in vertigo. It turns even. In return, you promised to lis- gus. My voice box collapses, my last into that movement. Do you sit in some great river, the waves
the fireflies into luminescent eyes, ten to me. And mark my words, you cry echoing in circles on the edge of down first, or do you crawl into lifting you up and down, rock-
wobbling in the din, watching me. will listen.” His thin, cold fingers nowhere. bed on your hands and knees? Do ing you, followed by the thrill of
Following me. My right foot throbs clamped around my broken foot. They stamp me into oblivion you get on top of the covers, and youthful energy that propels you
for the first time in a month. I think “Either you finish Henry Elliot, or I under a lipstick-purple sky. then scooch them out from under forward, the power of running
back to the ambulance— the same will. So. Who will it be?” you, or do you peel them back as fast as you can with nothing
before you get in? What touches to weigh you down or hold you
the mattress first, your wrists or back. Finding in simple move-
your elbows? ments that people do every day
Hungry Creature 6
To me, this is part of the a grace, an intention. Moving for
beauty of this kind of dance. the sake of moving.
The intention behind every sin- Maybe none of this makes
gle movement. While rolling, I any sense to you, and that’s okay.
noticed one dancer would cross Don’t make yourself believe in
By Mara Logan one ankle over the other, and let
that tiny gesture twist up their
something that doesn’t move
you. Where do you find intention,
leg, their hip, their shoulder, grace, stillness, nostalgia, youth?
until gradually their whole body What makes you stop to take a
rolled over. Throughout this sin- deep breath, and forget about the
gle, long movement, their arms rest of the world for a while?
stayed relatively still and relaxed. The band who wrote our
Other dancers rolled with their song of the week, Explosions in
arms and hands instead, or their the Sky, shoots fireworks off at
hips. Many of the dancers, as part all their live shows. I reclined
of their recumbent fold to the in a hammock at one of them,
ground, once they were on their swaying in the breeze and watch-
knees, would lay their arm down ing colors burst hundreds of feet
first, and rest their head on it, above my head into the night sky.
before letting gravity pull them Does it matter what song
onto their back. I don’t know how you’re listening to when you see
long this part of the dance lasted, something like that?
but I found myself utterly capti-
By Jeff Mason With it being Mental Health Awareness Month, it has become a time
filled with many difficult discussions. Talking about mental health is never
The following is a work of satire.
easy, whether it be because the topics themselves are triggering or because
opening up about one’s inner thoughts is easier said than done. When
After a tense weekend full of not be allowed in. The student the possible outbreak late Friday I wrote this poem originally in middle school, I truly didn’t understand
danger and unrest in Appleton, was especially confused, accord- night and, according to a spokes- the complexity of mental health at the time; I was mainly focused on this
SWAT teams stationed along ing to the police report, because person, “planned to send out an notion of comparing the idea of gravity with that of suicide and depres-
College Ave were finally sent their friends “did not believe [the email to students, staff and fac- sion. During my poetry class I decided to revisit this poem and tweak it
home. The blockade, which had student] was barred from enter- ulty that next morning to inform until this middle school thought was fully fleshed out. As it covers a rather
surrounded Lawrence University ing campus. When [the student] them of the situation. However, sensitive subject, please don’t read this lightly.
after reports of an outbreak suggested they walk to College administrators were unable to go Gravity
caused by a new COVID-19 strain, Avenue to see for themselves, through with this plan, entirely I see you lost your sense of gravity.
had gone up late Friday night, their friends responded over text, due to the disappointing actions
lasting until the early hours of ‘All the way to College? Dude, of the Lawrence student body. There were no farewell speeches, nor bidding
Monday morning. No one had I’m in Trever right now. Are you These administrators were dis- adieu, just a missed call or two,
been allowed to leave campus, crazy?’” traught to see college students
and officers had been ordered to Trever Hall experienced its partying within the current pol- it rang
“use necessary force” to keep resi- own excitement over the week- icy guidelines and partaking in and rang
dents of Lawrence University on end, as that is where the supposed activities that are illegal in vague
campus. After the blockade was outbreak was thought to have areas of the country or amongst but since when does that end in tragedy?
disbanded, however, Lawrentians started. Police were called to the arbitrary age groups, and were
expressed their confusion about scene on Friday at around 6:30 therefore unable to do their jobs.” You’re more like a doll, now – not quite Barbie,
the whole event. p.m. and discovered four students When Monday came and the but this model comes with scars from cutting
“There was a blockade?” an with severe COVID-like symp- blockade was lifted, the adminis- away the string that held you down. There’s nothing included
anonymous first-year student told toms, including wheezing cough, tration decided to disregard the to provide immortality.
the Lawrentian. sniffles, sickness, dizziness and email entirely.
It appears as though no hallucinations. By eight o’clock, Luckily, all four students You’ve left me behind, just like you used to:
one who was sectioned off to the the campus was on lockdown. who caused the initial scare Like at prom, my last soccer game, or that night
quarantine zone was aware they The blockade was only removed returned to campus with mild when we almost got matching tattoos
were in quarantine this week- when medical professionals fig- injuries to their pride. No other with our initials engraved in our thighs.
end. According to one junior, ured out Monday morning that injuries were reported, much to
“No, we definitely went off-cam- the four students were not actu- the Appleton Police Department’s Now I’m standing here
pus this weekend. I went to the ally infected with a new strain of liking. Said one officer, “We’re in this crowded room
Viking Room with some friends, COVID and were, in fact, “just glad to see Operation Bubble is with those you left behind this year,
then walked to Sage Hall, then really high.” over. Now Appleton and Lawrence who glance around to affirm
Colman… We were gonna order Several other students voiced University can go back to normal.” that they still have a tight grip on their
pizza, but I guess we forgot. I their confusion directly to the sense of gravity.
could’ve sworn we went some- Lawrentian. As one anonymous
where downtown, like, you know, senior put it, “I was here before
Week 8 Horoscopes
By Kelly Foy
Please do not actually follow these or you will be sad and might be
held accountable by law.
Recap of the 2022... size, shape, and detail met at their peaks. conditioning. To give credit to Charles, his pos- season in his next attempt at an Olympia quali-
continued from page 3 Unfortunately for Charles, Blessing ended es from the back dominated Blessing in terms fication. As for Blessing, he is looking to also
up taking the first-place finish and the Olym- of detail as the level of depth and shape from compete in the New York Pro even though he
brought his best look to date as he showed up
pia qualification after an intense comparison Charles’ upper back to his hamstrings were is already qualified for the Olympia. This would
with enough size to compete and enough con-
round between the two. They were neck and a clear level above Blessings. Charles earned be a good opportunity to not only earn himself
ditioning to astound the judges. He was able
neck in my opinion, but I think Blessing had too himself some points to qualify for the Olympia some more prize money, but also set up and
to pull off the deepest vacuum I have ever seen
much in terms of commanding stage presence but sits close to the bottom of those standings build upon his competitive legacy were he to
on an open class bodybuilding stage in years.
and impressive shape for Charles on that night, right next to Maxx Charles. Disappointed with win the show.
Charles’ physique hailed back to the 90s where
though the two were very equal when it came to his loss, Charles Griffen is sure to be back this
Champions League... D’or by this point. Liverpool are almost cer- fense for Konaté. Mané and Salah will cut in as planet. My prediction is the exact opposite of
continued from page 3 tainly the favorites. Jota drops in as a false nine, with the two wing what happened in Kiev in 2018: I think Liv-
I expect Klopp to roll out a familiar Line- backs flying forward to whip balls into the box. erpool will take the lead early, perhaps a Jota
simple in terms of the quality of their oppo-
up. Salah, Mané, and Jota will lead the line, Fabinho will anchor the midfield and help goal on a rebound, followed by Benzema level-
sition, Liverpool have still shown their trade-
with a midfield of Fabinho, Thiago, and Hen- keep possession ticking over with Thiago and ing things up. Real will push hard for the lead,
mark ruthlessness, never once looking like the
derson filling out the front six in a classic Liv- Henderson, and Van Dijk will look to manage with Vinicius going close, but Liverpool will
match wasn’t in their own hands. They have
erpool 4-3-3. The backline will feature the reg- Benzema at the back. get two in quick succession in the middle of
one of the best managers in the world, the
ular Champions league four of Robertson, Van This game is a tough one to call. Liver- the second half to win 3-1 and claim their sev-
most feared frontline in recent memory, and a
Dijk, Konaté, and Alexander-Arnold, though I pool are by far the better side, but Real just enth European title.
goalkeeper and center back in Allison and Van
would not be surprised to see Premier League always seem to win games they shouldn’t,
Dijk that should arguably both have a Ballon
Stalwart Joël Matip step into the center of de- and Benzema is the current best player on the
8 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT THE LAWRENTIAN
May 20, 2022
The housing committee got it wrong. Here's what you need to know
Evan Ney groups applied for eight houses, so sentation was somewhat casual and Zoom make sure your lighting and here’s my advice: read the applica-
Opinions and Editorials Editor one house inevitably was not assigned unprepared compared to the others, microphone are professional and test- tions carefully well in advance of the
_________________________ a space. This is where the controversy but wasn’t a trainwreck in my mind. ed beforehand, and have more than day, and fill out the scoring rubric
begins. A long standing group on cam- This was in stark comparison to one person there. Plan it as though initially based on that alone. Then,
It is quite the time for contro-
pus was ousted by a new group, who the group ranked second to last by the the committee hasn’t read your appli- adjust accordingly during the presen-
versy on campus. With all the atten-
was involved in some controversy of committee, whose application was, to cation, because with so little training tation. Be merciless. The big problem
tion on the APLS club recognition
their own relating to safety and sexual me, objectively the worst by far. The or information about serving on the with the scoring this year was that it
decision, (Editor’s note: please vote in
assault, which is obviously a pretty group’s application was pandering, committee shared beforehand, there’s was difficult to separate groups from
the referendum!) the controversy sur-
central issue in the group housing defensive, largely unspecific and most a good chance they haven’t. each other when in the scoring range
rounding group housing selection has
process. The selection process hap- egregiously to me, incomplete. Their The third and by far most impor- of one to five, most people seemed
been somewhat overlooked. Because I
pened early on as all this was unfold- responses were often completely irrel- tant piece of advice is to apply for all to only use three through five. If you
served on the committee last year as
ing, so I certainly didn’t know about evant to the question asked. Their of the houses you have any interest aren’t convinced a group really needs
well as this year, I hope to illuminate
any allegations and assume it was the presentation was a bit better, but their at all in living in. I cannot stress this space to meet their goals, give them a
some of the details of a process most
same case for the others members of response to our final question, “what enough. The group who wasn’t award- one for that category. The more you
people on campus probably don’t even
the committee. That said, if anyone are you doing to address and com- ed a house this year can feel rightfully emphasize the difference between the
realize happens, and tell you what
in the group knew anything about bat rape culture on campus?”, asked aggrieved by the misjudgment of their bad, average, good and great groups,
you can do about it because this year,
the situation, shame on them for not because of their less than glittering application, but their decision to only the easier and more decisive the final
in my opinion, the committee got it
bringing it up. The question we asked reputation, failed to go beyond what apply for their current house was a decision will be.
wrong.
them was sort of a softball, and it they are required to do by the school. major blunder. It meant that even As for what I’m doing, first I’m
The group housing application
was hard for it not to be given their You will be able to visit them if they were better than the second writing this article. My other sugges-
process is fairly straightforward.
application. next year and ask all about it, because worst group (which only outscored tion, which may or may not be useful,
Organizations submit their rosters
This group’s written applica- they will have a house on campus! them by 0.6/30), because of the way is more of an offer. As someone who
and a short written application, then
tion was clearly the strongest of the Don’t tell them I sent you because I the system only gives houses to people has served on this committee twice
present a three minute elevator pitch
bunch. It was clear, specific, and gave would rather spend my Saturday night who actually applied for them, the end now, has been a writing tutor for
and spend 12 minutes fielding two
thoughtful answers to each of the four in the Fox River than in their house. result wouldn’t have changed. To get close to seven years and cares a lot
predetermined questions and one
questions on the application, which This brings me to my advice for the house they applied for, they would about this issue, I’d like to offer any
question which is catered to each par-
ask about the group’s purpose, need what you can do about it. First, if your have needed to hugely improve their non-Greek life group unlimited, free
ticular group from the housing com-
for space, plan for programming and organization is applying for housing, application and jump more than three support in any element of the applica-
mittee, who spends one of their read-
leadership structure. Their strong pre- you need to spend some serious time places in the standings. If they had tion process. I will help you write your
ing period days listening to presenta-
sentation was just the icing on the on the application. Your responses applied for more houses, they could application, knowing what the com-
tions, asking questions and filling out
cake for the committee. This meant should be clear, specific and detailed. have gotten one by only being a little mittee has in mind when they read
the rubrics which act as the final guide
that the choice between them and I’m not saying the longer the better, bit better. it; I will help you edit it to make sure
for who gets assigned which house.
the group who occupied that house but last year one fraternal organiza- If you’re reading this and think- the grammar and language usage can
The scores given by all the committee
this year was obvious: the previous tion was awarded a two year compact ing to yourself, “hey, that seems a bit contend with applications sent in by
members, of whom there are usually
group’s application was scored as the on the back of their 36 page applica- unfair. Seems like the houses weren’t adult professionals; I’m willing to help
around six, are averaged, and to gloss
worst of the nine we received. This is tion which was pretty obviously sent assigned in a way that represents what with the presentation aspect of it and
over some of the more complicated
where I was shocked and disappoint- in by their central organization. That’s the overall campus would have want- making sure you know exactly what
rules, groups with the best scores are
ed by the committee. Their applica- what you’re up against. The writing ed,” you need to be on the committee. questions to anticipate; and overall, I
assigned houses first.
tion was pretty average. They suffered should be polished, though if this It completely sucks that you lose a day can’t guarantee you will get a spot, but
It seems to me like most years,
more from the circumstances they past year was any indication, actu- of your reading period, but it’s an easy I can guarantee you’ll represent your-
the number of applicants is equal to
were in, being fairly similar to a few ally finishing the thing doesn’t seem chance to make a real difference on self in a way you can be pleased with.
the number of spaces available, so the
other groups, and broadening their to be that important. Second, plan campus, it looks good on your resume With safety on campus on the line,
work of the committee has more to
purpose in a year where groups with a your pitch carefully- consider writing and the housing office will reimburse this clearly matters a lot, and I hope
do with figuring out who goes where
more specific focus tended to do bet- a script. In my opinion, you will be you for a meal - or cater the event if you’ll take my advice and take me up
than deciding who gets a space or
ter, than they did from any real lack of judged far more on your presentation it’s in person - so you sort of get paid. on my offer if you think it would help.
doesn’t. This year was different: nine
quality in their application. Their pre- than your actual content, so if it’s on If you’re selected to the committee,
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THE LAWRENTIAN
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“The Shining and The Matrix are “All movies should be three hours “Scarlet Witch easily solos every — All submissions to the
both meh and overrated.” long.” current MCU character.” editorial pages must be Opinions & Editorials Editor:
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Members of
the Associated
Collegiate
Press
Unedited Board
Senior class representa-
ing and the biology depart-
tive Eder Bellegarde voted to
Jamie Dong, Alana Melvin ment for a conversation about
Staff Photographer, Photo Editor approve APLS’s recognition
fetal development, as well as
on April 27. When APLS first
undergoing dialogue training.
came to LUCC in spring of
According to the steer-
last year, Bellegarde said he
ing meeting minutes, APLS
was initially opposed to the
was approved for reapplica-
club. On the recent decision,
tion on Feb. 15, was put on
Bellegarde commented on the
trial period on March 1, and
dedication of APLS to get ap-
was denied on April 12 after
proved as well as the group’s
completing all but one of the
efforts to reach out and have
required trainings. According
discussions with everyone.
to the minutes, APLS provid-
“I hate to say that we had
ed emails both confirming the
them jump through hoops,
completion of the trainings
and the sad truth is we [were]
and vouching for the difficulty
nitpicking about every single
Alex Freeman, of completing the sustainable
Elizabeth Rienstra, Sophia Schultz, thing,” said Bellegarde. “I
Editor-in-Chief Web Manager News Editor dialogue training, which they
thought it was kind of unfair
“I definitely don’t have enough movie did not complete.
“Sitting in silence for three hours to “If we’re watching a movie musical watching experience to have an […] We’re all human beings.
In discussing the deci-
watch a movie simply is not a fun and you’re singing along, you are opinion. I fall asleep 10-20 minutes Lawrence stands for every-
activity, and this is the bravest thing sion to deny their recogni-
annoying and should stop. However, into the movie… EVERY TIME.” body having a voice.”
I’ve ever said in this newspaper” if I am singing along, I’m the star of tion, the reasoning was chal-
When contacted with an
the show and you should revere me.” lenged by Vice President for
interview request, APLS de-
Student Life Chris Card and
clined to comment.
LUCC President Malcolm