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Vampire dens
Vladimir's Steakhouse
Serves extremely rare steaks, blood puddings and other meat dishes to the vampire community.
Human food generally tastes like dust and ashes to vampires, but some vampires find they can
enjoy the taste of meat provided it's bloody enough. Since they generally can't actually digest
solid food, most of them just suck or chew on a steak for a while before spitting the bits out
into a bucket provided by the restaurant. Vlad (real name Robert George Tucker) specialises in
marinades and other preparation methods that leave the food both mostly raw and strongly
flavoured. Though it mostly caters to a small niche - most vampires don't even bother trying to
enjoy food - a number of other esohuman kinds (including werewolves, carnivorous fey like
redcaps and goblins, and even a few ghuls) have recently been introduced to the restaurant, and
its popularity is growing surprisingly fast.
The staff have heard every single steak/stake pun possible. There is no evidence that
particularly irritating customers end up on the menu. However, be careful before cracking any
jokes in earshot of the waiters.
Demonic Dens
Dante's.
This restaurant is located within the realm of a demon prince of Gluttony. Dante's is a revolving
restaurant, offering commanding views of his domain, and the prince himself is often to be
found here - often meeting other powerful evil beings. It serves basically anything - the prince is
particularly fond of their Angel Cake.