A funny shot story

i was seven years old,my sister was five years old.one day our
mother took us to our aunt's house to play while she went to
the big city to buy some new clothes. we played for an hour,
and then at half past four our aunt took me into the
kitchen.she gave me a nice cake and a knife and said to me
"now here's a knife,i cut this cake in half and give one of the
pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a
gentleman," "like a gentleman?" i asked."how do gentleman
do?" "they always give the bigger piece to the person,"
aswered my aunt at once."oh," said me.i thought about this
for a few seconds. then i tool the cake to my sister and said to
her, "cut this cake in half catherine."