THE HUMAN SAFARI

Oh students today What's that?

They are so difficult An ostrich with its' head in the book
Pampered, lazy and spoilt to the core Is she reading?
My goodness! Definitely not!
What have they become? It's an escape route
From the unanswered questions on the board
A school She's ever ready with an excuse
What do you see? To run away from the so called danger
Humans?
Physically! Toads hiding in the dark corners
Should we unfold the reality? Sleeping soundly in a deep slumber
Yes, of course Floating off to Wonderland
Ladies and gentlemen His homework? - Is it done?
Welcome to the Human Safari Only in Dreamland
Oh! He's going to the library
Do you hear that? That's surprising - Is it to study?
(Lion's roar) More likely playing truant
Here comes the monitor Mmm... A hardworking toad indeed
King of the jungle
One roar silences all And now, for the shy one
He rules overall (squeak, squeak)
He bows to no one Is our dear mouse eating her cheese?
"Hail to the monitor!!!" No, she's hiding in it
Fear non but the teacher Shivering at every single sound
Our timid princess
But wait!! With a veil over her face
What's that over there? She tiptoes from place to place
A chatterbox in the class With cautious tiny little steps
Oh, it's the monkey
The mischievous one has struck again Knock knock
Just look at him Who's there? Tortoise
Grinning from ear to ear Tortoise who? Tortoise slow poke
Leaping from chair to chair Always the last in everything
His never ending lists of pranks His shell's so heavy
Makes a dead class alive He crawls through his notes
But causes the teacher to sigh A trishaw among the LRT's

Girls on duty
Sweep up feathers on the floor
The source?
A peacock
Preening herself 24 hours
A beauty queen she claims to be
Parading around with her nose in the air
Whether she's the next Miss Malaysian Beauty
That remains a mystery
Eew! Where does this juicy worm come from?
Burrowing tunnels through the pages
Of encyclopedias and textbooks
The world with Einstein's brain
The genius of the class
Rival of Aristotle and Plato
Scoring A's has become a norm
Some call her a geek
Some call her a nerd
Either one may be true
But actually we don't know exactly like who

What are those grains on the floor?
Leftovers by our dear hen
Wasting everything she possibly can
Discarding erasers and papers too
A golden hen laying golden eggs
Her father is a town's millionaire
That's why she throws away rubbish
Rubbish? Useful thing I would say
Bzz...bzz
(Buzzing sound)
Watch out! There's a swarm of bees
Always busy with something in hand
Rushing to every corner
Poking her nose into everything
Sports? She's there
Rangers? Present
Studies? She's first in class
An all rounder involved in every field
Any animal you name it
From A to Z
From a tiny worm, to a large elephant
From the lion fierce, to the mouse timid
From the noisy monkey, to the deaf beetle
From the hyperactive bee, to the lethargic tortoise
From the passive ostrich, to the vain peacock
Noah's ark in the making?
Fellow students, ladies and gentlemen
Why not come over, to take a look or peer
It is not as far as A Famosa in Malacca
But it will definitely entertain you
Far more that the National Zoo
With this, we bid adieu

Hi there! Hello!
Is anybody in class?
Or, am I talking to the wall?
No, you're talking to the deaf beetle
With no ears, how can she hear?
Remain silence in all situations
(Question) - Who's there?
(Silence)
(Question) - Anybody knows the answer?
(Silence)
The deaf beetle strikes again!

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Quick there's a stampede
Run for cover!
There's an elephant
Clumsy, big and bulky
Just like a bull in China shop
Dainty he isn't?
Prim and proper... Huh?
Is that in the dictionary?
Look at him
Stamping around with huge legs
Whooo see him goes

There you have it