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Topic: Hotdogs
Specific Purpose: To persuade the audience that hotdogs are not sandwiches
Introduction- 0-1:00
Attention Getter- Imagine yourself hanging out with some friends, and you all start to
feel hungry. You decide to get sandwiches to eat, so one of your friends leaves to get them.
And… they return with hotdogs. What would you do? The dilemma of whether a hotdog is a
sandwich is a joking yet intriguing dilemma that has been debated and thought on for many
years.
Reason to Listen- Why does this matter? It matters for a couple of reasons. The reason
that this debate matters is because definitions are important. We know what a triangle is because
we know that its definition is a shape with three sides. If this definition was unclear, we could
mistake any shape for a triangle. Another reason this is important is that the hotdog is the
American cornerstone food. When you think of America’s pastime, Baseball, it’s no surprise that
America signature food is there as well. If you care about America, you should care about
this issue.
Thesis Statement- Today I will persuade you that hotdogs are not sandwiches.
Credibility Statement- I have been long enthralled with this debate ever since I heard it
as a child. I would ask and debate with friends to try and come to the truth of the matter, and I
can strongly say that I have found the answer. To prepare for this speech I have poured though
countless internet articles, YouTube videos, and discussions online to find the best arguments
Preview of Main Points- In the course of this speech, I will show all of you my
arguments for why a hotdog is a sandwich and some rebuttals to common arguments for the
affirmative.
Transition- I shall now share with all of you the following reasons why hotdogs are not
sandwiches.
My Appeal to Authority: The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council is a council of hot
dog and sausage manufactures that seek to inform the public about hotdogs. If you have doubts
of the validity of this council, checking their donors would show you that they are the real deal.
Their main sponsor is Tyson Foods, who is the parent company for meat producers like Jimmy
Dean and Hillshire Farm (Go Meat). According to one of their press releases, their president
Janet Riley made this statement on the issue: “Limiting the hot dog’s significance by saying it’s
‘just a sandwich’ is like calling the Dalai Lama ‘just a guy.’ Perhaps at one time its importance
could be limited by forcing it into a larger sandwich category, but that time has passed.”
Cultural Distinction: Another reason why hotdogs are not sandwiches is because there is
a clear cultural distinction between hotdogs and sandwiches. You don’t need to know rocket
science to see that we don’t have sandwich stands or sandwich salesman at baseball games.
There are no hotdogs on sale at Subway, Panera Bread, Jimmy Johns, and countless other fast-
food sandwich restaurants. Hotdogs have a separate emoji than sandwiches, if they were the
same why are they separate? If this isn’t enough, according to a survey conducted by the
National Hot Dog Council, around 57% of Americans believe that hotdogs are not sandwiches,
Expert Opinion- If the popular opinion doesn’t persuade you, why don’t we ask experts
in the field of food and the culinary arts. Food Network star and world renown chief, Anthony
Bourdain, says. “No. I don’t think it’s a sandwich. … It is not a classic sandwich, in my view. I
mean, if you were to talk into any vendor of fine hot dogs, and ask for a hot dog sandwich, they
would probably report you to the FBI. As they should.” Another expert on hotdogs that should be
heard is hotdog eating champion Joey Chestnut. Joey Chestnut has 14 championship medals
from the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest as well as several world records for speed
eating. According to him, “I want it to be known that the Hot Dog stands free and independent
Transition- With my arguments for hotdogs not being sandwiches out of the way, I will now
The Definition Problem- One common argument used by sandwich sympathizers is the
definition argument. The argument believes that all we have to do to find the truth about this
issue is to look at the simple definition of a sandwich. Many use the common definition given by
Merriam-Webster that states that a sandwich can be “a split roll having a filling in between”
They claim that these mentions of a split roll justify their argument as proof for their belief. This
argument is faulty when you consider that not all dictionaries agree with these definitions. The
Cambridge dictionary lists a sandwich as, “two pieces of bread with cheese, salad, or meat,
usually cold, between them” Even government officials when deducing taxes on sandwiches
have broad definitions: New York says that “Sandwiches include cold and hot sandwiches of
every kind that are prepared and ready to be eaten, whether made on bread, on bagels, on rolls, in
pitas, in wraps, or otherwise, and regardless of the filling or number of layers.” This definition
Structure Arguments- This problem leads many people to become distressed over the
lack of consistency. This has lead people down dark and evil paths that no mortal man should
dare travel down. Some people have ascribed to the idea of the “Cube Rule of Food
Identification” This system places all food into 8 different categories depending on the way the
food is prepared and presented in the form of a cube’s sides. Each of these categories has a
number of sides. These categories are: Salad, Toast, Sandwich, Taco, Sushi, Quiche, Calzone,
and Cake. In order to show this system fails to show any kind of logical sense, I will give you
some examples of food categorized in this system. Chocolate is Salad, Pizza is Toast, Hotdogs
are Tacos, Pigs in a Blanket are Sushi, and Burritos, Corndogs, Pies and Pop Tarts ate Calzones!
[pause of dramatic effect] This is ludicrous!!! This is not only a sin against hotdogs but to the
Another supposed solution to this problem is the use of something called the Sandwich
Alignment Chart. This chart suggests that we can place all opinions on this issue on two axises:
ingredients and structure. I would argue that this chart draws us away from the truth. This chart
spits in the face of any factual statement about the issue, it only masquerades the viewers into
believing that this is a matter of opinion. In truth, within all of us, there is a picture of the “true
sandwich”. According to the philosophy of Plato, there exists a true form of every object in the
“Realm of Forms” for things like chairs, trees, and sandwiches. This is how we are able to
recognize objects for what they are. I believe that there exists two separate forms, one for the
Transition- As previously stated, I believe that the hotdog is separate from a sandwich. I also
have shown that many arguments and solutions to this problem make no logical sense. The Cube
Rule of Food Identification and the Sandwich alignment chart are not viable responses to the
“hotdog problem”
Conclusion- 5:00-6:00
Review of Main Points- To review, I have given three arguments for why hotdogs are
not sandwiches: The National Hot Dog & Sausage Council’s statement, the cultural distinction
between a hotdog and a sandwich, and the expert opinions of multiple culinary experts. I then
rebutted multiple supposed arguments or solutions to this dilemma such as the argument from the
dictionary definition, the Cube Rule of Food Identification, and the Sandwich Alignment Chart.
Restate Thesis- Again, I would like to make this clear for the audience, hotdogs are not
sandwiches.
Closure- To conclude this speech, I want everyone listening this afternoon to remember
common sense. When you see a pop tart, you don’t call it a sandwich, call it a pop tart. When
you see a hotdog, call it what it is, a hotdog. This should be the case for all food items not just
the hotdog. I would like to ask everyone in the audience to use common sense. I urge everyone in
the audience to say it like it is: A hotdog is a hotdog. I hope that all of you have a wonderful
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hot-dog-sandwich-controversy
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https://www.tax.ny.gov/pubs_and_bulls/tg_bulletins/st/sandwiches.htm
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sandwich
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/sandwich