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American Jesus.
For a decade Adam Davis believed he was Jesus Christ, and
was placed in a mental health institution against his will. He
was given anti-psychotic medications and left to rot. As time
progressed he wrote down thoughts and feelings of the time
that he spent there. This is a collation of those thoughts
and feelings.
‘Wisdom is given to
men amply, but what a
man does with his
wisdom makes up his
day’
‘I choose to believe
that if something is
un xable you haven’t
had an honest chat
with Love yet.’
fi
‘It would be
hypocritical of Love to
not recycle, all beings,
all souls, all matters. It
would be hypocritical
of Love to not be an
accountant also.’
‘My girlfriends
sleeping with my best
friend, I asked her to
please put on a
comfortable T-shirt.’
‘Everything has a
value to it, but good
value is something
that’s free.’
‘I hate my ex partner
for what she does to
me, and the I
remembered she too
will die and meet God
one day.’
fi
‘The sun came down
on me hard, deserts
were sweeping me like
a dust storm, I
remembered I had no
water left, and then it
rained.’
‘Ejaculation and
Ejection are similar
things, one is a higher
rush, the other creates
children of God.’
‘I was betrayed by
God once, and it felt
like an eternity.’
‘I sat in hospital
patiently, and then I
remembered that a
hospital is made for
hospitality and trees
were made for
treatment.’
‘Children grow up in
villages, they don’t
grow up in schools
with one teacher.’
‘Love cornered me in
a bar once, I decided
to walk two steps
ahead as to not be
seen with her, love
didn’t return for a
decade after that.’
‘Forest Gump is my
favourite movie, when
Jenny dies and Forest
has tears in his eyes for
the rst time. I’d watch
the sequel but I’d be
afraid to not live up to
someone that
adequate.’
fi
‘Captain
Feathersword, Dorothy
the Dinosaur.
Humphrey,
Spongebob, Digimon,
Ash Ketchum,
Raphael, Goku,
Gambit and taxes.
fi
‘I loved a woman with
all my heart, she threw
it in the bin and told
me I wasn’t able to
give her the baby she
wanted, I picked up
the baby and said that
was not appropriate.’
‘I cheated on my ex,
she never forgave me,
once a cheat always a
cheat, and then I
remembered that
Monopoly, Cluedo,
and Trouble all take a
while to master.’
‘Peace is eating
everything on your
mother’s plate and
asking for seconds, it’s
also kissing someone
ugly so your friend can
hit on the attractive
one.’
‘I loved my wife so
much that I wanted to
set her free from me,
and then I realised
other men didn’t treat
her nearly as kindly as
I did, and I actually
value her time and
attention.’
‘Compassion is just
passion
communicated.’
fi
‘Better to have
guarded one friend
like the pupil of my
eye than to teach
thousands of men to
sin in secret.’
fi
‘Give to God what is
Gods and Caesars
what is Caesars, and
so, pay back.’
‘Love shows
compassion on the
weak, you can suffer in
the middle of
weakness and strength,
that is a worse
suffering than
weakness.’
‘I choose weakness
because the strong
seem very able to
handle and justify
themselves, that and I
can’t be bothered
going to the gym
anymore.’
‘Love asked me if I
was ready to die, I told
her not if you’re
willing to accept me
back, she wasn’t.’
‘Love asked me if I
was happy, I said no,
he asked me why, I
told him I found
happiness repugnant
without tears in my
eyes.’
‘Unfortunately men
judge others for what
they do themselves.
Maybe that’s why
being a repentant
sinner feels so good, to
watch the rest of them
burn whilst you’re
calm in the coals.’
fi
‘Christians hate the
new age, I always tell
them, I don’t really
know why you’re
aiming to go to heaven
then, apparently
dragons, mythril
swords and hover
crafts aren’t fun
anymore.’
‘All of my adversaries
are going to hell, for
they never thought to
pray for me, as if it
would never be them
that needed saving
from me.’
‘When my heart is
weighed they’ll nd a
stone and a feather,
the stone is this life,
the feather the next.’
fi
‘Innocence is
everything, I’d rather
be the 144000 with the
lamb than the millions
going with the lion.’
‘Humanity is a
beautiful thing,
although I haven’t
seen their faces for a
while, they’re hiding in
their Jeep Cherokees.’
‘I cared about
humanity for an hour
on the news, and then
the commercials came
on.’
‘People want to
experience love when
they’ve just completed
their grocery list and
invited no-one over for
dinner’
‘Unfortunately some
people have nothing
left to give to society
but the tale of what
not to do.’
‘Evil came of a
women, and also
forgiveness.’
‘A wise woman is
worth her weight in
gold, a truly wise
woman doesn’t wear
any.’
fi
‘People say they’re
ne, not realising
they’re collecting ticket
stubs for their parked
cars.’
fi
fl
‘Western society is still
the Wild West, people
just wear different
shoes and pants and
the music has
improved.’
‘There’s nothing
wrong with receiving
an applause, if you
can handle the wave
of criticism when your
work fades.’
‘Much knowledge
maketh a man mad,
and so does a woman
who has decided she
wants to see other
people.’
‘There is no cost to
living, the cost was a
cross and once that
was paid everything
that had a dollar sign
on it was worth
nothing again.’
‘There is no cost to
living, the value we put
on something creates a
cost, because the men
and women above me
want to make sure I’m
looked after, but more
importantly their
family.’
fi
‘I love my life, I just
wish there wasn’t a
play by play account
of the entire thing.’
‘I reread Genesis,
turns out the snake is
the main character.’
‘I choose to believe
even darkness is light
to God, and that
everyone laughs in the
end. In the meantime
try not to get angry at
him.’
‘Apparently I have
eternal life, I’ve never
been more worried.’
fi
‘I wish my soul heart
and spirit was as quick
as my understanding
of why those things
are completely broken
within me.’
‘Reincarnation,
reincarnation and
nally, truth.’
fi
‘There is no soundness
in my esh, there is
also no love in a rich
old woman.’
fl
‘I seem to be able to
type and type and
type, but then
eventually I have to
look in the mirror
when I brush my
teeth.’
fi
‘I’m trying to be
wittier, depression just
makes me feel like I’m
sinking into a pile of
darkness. And then I
remember memes exist
and I own a television.’
‘Love asked me to
come out with my
hands up, I told her I
had to get changed
rst.’
fi
‘I don’t want to be
angry anymore. I don’t
like the feeling of
hatred. but my
boredom is getting the
better of me, and
they’re still selling out
the children.’
‘According to
Revelations, the whole
world mourns in the
end.’
‘I believe there is an
end to all wisdom, an
end to all debauchery,
but there is no end to a
man being as honest as
he can with his wife.’
‘If I could be
anonymous I would
be, or so I thought, I
preferred Aragorn as a
rogue until I saw him
at the front of his
kingdom and army.’
‘Innocence is the
greatest word in the
English language. And
no one as a child knew
how to spell or
pronounce it.’
fi
‘I love an escort, it’s
been the hardest
month of my life when
she nishes work. But
I’ve never felt so much
love, and I’ve never
made so many animal
noises.’
fi
‘Beauty fades, so do
awards, and for some
reason they both
attract each other.’
fi
‘Love asked me if I
needed help, I said yes
always, she sent me a
woman, a guitar and a
subscription to New
Dawn magazine.’
fi
‘All glory be to God,
I’ll just take credit for
which side of the
pillow I chose to sleep
on, although even that
I’m questioning if its
my own choices I’m
making.’
‘I choose to believe
Harry Potter is as real
as any other ctional
place, or my wands
and my spell book
have accounted for
nothing.’
fi
‘Physical reality is a
low density matter,
and so is nding out a
loved one has died.’
fi
‘I choose to believe
David Icke is king, not
because of how much
he has suffered but
how much ridicule a
person can take before
God has mercy on
them.’
‘Satan is a terrible
terrible teacher, he
makes you feel like
God is responsible for
all of your worries.’
‘I love my extended
family, they think I
hate them I don’t. I
just know they lived
cleaner lives than I
did.’
‘Easy to build a
reputation based on
your clothes, harder to
erase the reputation of
your heart.’
‘I love crystals,
astrology and green
living. I also love
beautiful women.’
‘Christians are so
bored of their
preachers, I don’t
blame them. They say
the bible is 2000 years
old, that’s a long time
talking about the same
stories, the same sin.’
‘A book on knowledge
is easy to write
verbatim. But a good
story is the
craftsmanship of the
godly and the love
obsessed.’
‘I need to be a better
man than this. And so
do the thousands that
agree with me.’
fi
‘She was the best thing
on earth, because she
dedicated her life to
raising everyone else’s
children.’
‘I was born in
darkness, during a
balsamic moon. I
didn’t see light until I
was a man. The bane
of Gods existence
apparently.’
‘Saddest thing of my
life is her being gone,
the second saddest
part is realising I have
a life to get on with.’
‘Hillsong is who I
thank the most, they
saved me when I was
in trouble every day,
they sang to me every
day. And a Jehovah
Witness introduced me
to God.’
‘Righteous people
need no repentance.
Neither does singing,
dancing and hugging
your mother.’
fi
‘My kingdom isn’t out
of this world. Earths
too beautiful to let it
be ruined by
foreigners, beer bottles
and TAB touch.’
‘God is Love, he
created light and gave
it to us and said “show
me something”.
‘I am that bread of
life, I’m also found
near duck ponds.’
‘My heart is
desperately sick and
hard to tame, and then
I remember my
PlayStation.’
fi
‘Gods either asleep or
injustice is something
he has grown used to.’
fl
‘Maybe God loves
unrecognised talent,
it’s better than
watching people make
money from theirs.’
‘Love is charity in
action, if everyone
gave downwards the
world would be free,
but I hear the
champagne in rst
class is to die for.’
fi
fi
“I feel like such a butt
cheek on a stick”, so
much nuance, not a
single swear word
spoken.’
‘Darkness has
prevailed, but love
made light and
darkness has never
comprehended it.’
‘Anonymity, anonymity
and utter de ance of
what is culturally
accepted.’
fi
‘Light is for the saints,
love is for those who
need to stay warm at
night without one.’
‘I trust my creator, he
knew me before I was
born and had an idea
of what I’d become,
and I trust he knows
what to do to put this
puzzle back together
again.’
‘Love asked me to go
to jail, I asked for a
type writer and a radio
so I don’t feel so
alone.’
‘Loneliness is pain,
rarely have I found
someone who is truly
happy being alone,
although I see a lot of
Facebook quotes
boasting about it.’
‘I choose to believe
something above God
is in charge of the
heavens, I hate to
think of him bored up
there just watching
everything unfold.’
‘God is so powerful he
can bring dead bones
back to life, but
remember something
had to die rst to
receive that honour.’
fi
fi
‘Heal the past, meditate
on your bed and never
speak a word out of turn
again. the good news is
the stronger the heart
the more the words
you’re saying will hit
tender receptive ears.’
‘Compatability is a
strange thing, if they’re
not laughing that’s the
end of the story. If you’re
not laughing the story
wasn’t the right one in the
rst place, but some
people prefer tears and
silence in their partners.’
fi
‘There is no cost to
life, people just chose
to be consumers
instead of producers,
and who can blame
them, I’ve never seen a
fruit tree grow in a
parking lot.’
‘Imagine if orange
trees lined the streets
of Fremantle, so that
the homeless could eat
and within three days
be saved, forgiven and
go home to their
families.’
fi
fi
fi
‘Imagine wasting your
whole life trying to make
a point to someone that
you’re better than them,
or deserving of respect.
You already were, the
right thing to do was to
prove it by living your life
not mine.’
‘Cancer is unexpressed
emotions and the acid
in a soft drink.’
‘People believe
whatever the light
shows them, but even
Satan can turn himself
into an Angel of light.’
‘I remember my old
self, he likes screamo
music and proving
himself to others. I’ll
keep the rst one.’
fi
fi
‘If I could avoid the
world I would, alas I
seem to have been
born here and no one
has given me any
directions.’
‘There’s got to be
more to life than
primary colours.’
They nailed me to a
tree and said crucify
him, and too be honest
if I was in the
audience I would have
agreed wholeheartedly.
‘Love wants me to go
as far back in time as I
can, and be with
where I left my heart
in the rst place, and
from that starting
point I might just learn
something.’
fi
‘Christians, Christians
and other judgemental
people in need of a
saviour.’
fi
‘Self control was the
directive, the Holy
Spirit the answer,
Baptism the call to
action.”
fi
‘I choose to believe
teenagers have more to
give the world than my
current prime minister.
I also believe the
prime minister should
be in his prime.’
‘Righteousness, truth,
justice and fairy
bread.’
‘People don’t
appreciate sarcasm,
but it was my best
teacher and an even
better friend.’
‘Heavenly Father,
halo’d be thy name.
That’s probably a
good way to start.’
‘Better to have
descended into the pit
of darkness than never
put your hand in a
gutter or a lthy
letterbox.’
fi
‘Blues a good colour,
but red turns heads.
somewhere in between
those two is purple,
and they are
considered royalty.’
‘There is a time
coming when no man
can work, and that
time is now. so I
suggest doing the
laundry and buying
rice.’
‘I rarely go to the
dentist, something
about the word
terri es me.’
fi
‘Candles are so
important that if you
don’t light one at night
at least occasionally,
you’ll regret living by
the end of your life,
and curse your own
creator.’
fi
‘Suicide should always be
an option for those
who’ve decided suffering
is enough. I just believe in
safer ways of doing it,
and talking through your
pain.’
‘Heaven is a place on
earth, it’s also within
people.’
‘Better to be pressed
by dark forces until
every ounce of
wisdom is formed,
than enjoy light
hearted humour and
know nothing about
life.’
‘Recovery probably
starts with clean sheets
and a soft warm
blanket and Milo.’
The End.