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Napoleon Invitation
At the psychiatrist's: ‘Whenever I see you, my dear lady, I get a very strong urge
1 ‘How did you get the idea that you were Napoleon?’
‘God told me so.’
‘He's lying,’ it was overheard from the waiting room. ‘I
4 to invite you to my place.’
‘Oh, you are so flattering.’
‘I wouldn't think so. I'm a dentist.’
haven't told him anything.’
Test 1
Jaundice
A man came into a hospital and saw the doctors beating a patient.
He asked them:
zaokruži taèno tip
greške
2 ‘Why are you beating an ill man?’
The doctors said:
‘We have been treating him for three years for jaundice...’
Šta ova reè znaèi?
a) What this word mean?
br.
Prevod Brige
Tokom roðendanske proslave, 100-godišnja žena je rekla lekaru
Prevod Avion samo što se nije srušio. Svi putnici su bili u panici, koji ju je leèio veã duže vreme:
plakali su i vrištali. Pilot je izašao iz svoje kabine sa ‚‚Toliko sam se navikla na vas, doktore. Ne znam ko ãe me
padobranom na leðima i poèeo da ih smiruje: leèiti tako dobro kada vi umrete.”
‚‚Ne brinite, idem na zemlju da dovedem pomoæ.”
than the father had ever experienced before. Prevod Jednooki pas
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was Dve plavuše su šetale ulicom i jedna je rekla:
amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try ‚‚Pogledaj onog psa sa jednim okom!”
for 50%. Druga je pokrila jedno oko rukom i rekla:
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously ‚‚Gde je? Gde je?!”
helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
Test 5 zaokruži taèno tip
greške
Ona je radila u banci. br.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch. a) She is worked in the bank.
b) She worked in the bank. 39
Prevod Braèni par je otišao u bolnicu jer je žena trebalo da se porodi.
Nakon dolaska, doktor im je rekao da je izmislio mašinu koja
prenosi deo poroðajnih bolova sa majke na oca. Kada se propudila sijalo je sunce.
Pitao ih je da li hoãe da je isprobaju. Oboje su bili za to. Doktor a) When she woke up the sun shone. 40
je namestio transfer bola na 10% za poèetak i objasnio da je èak i b) When she woke up the sun was shining. pogledaj tip greške
to verovatno više bola nego što je otac ikada iskusio. Doktor je na poslednjim stranama
proverio krvni pritisak oca i bio oduševljen kako se sve dobro
Operation
odvija. Tada su odluèili da probaju sa 50 %. Suprug se i dalje
As a young surgeon was leaving the operating room the head
oseãao dobro. Pošto je oèigledno puno pomagao svojoj ženi, surgeon of the hospital stopped him and asked him:
ohrabrio je doktora da prebaci sav bol sa žene na njega.
Žena je rodila zdravu bebu skoro bezbolno. Ona i njen muž su
bili oduševljeni.
16 ‘My dear colleague, how was the operation?’
The young doctor was taken by surprise:
‘Operation?! Damn it! I have been thinking all this time that
Kada su stigli kuãi, poštar je ležao mrtav ispred njihove kuãe. it was an autopsy!’
Prevod Operacija
Dok je mladi hirurg izlazio iz operacione sale glavni hirurg ga je
zaustavio i pitao :
‚‚Dragi kolega, kako je prošla operacija?”
Mladi doktor je bio zateèen:
‚‚Operacija?! Doðavola! Ja sam sve vreme mislio da je to bila
night morning afternoon evening night autopsija!”