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Torture Thicket
Have the amazing opportunity to see a
cold blooded murderer being tortured
at this attraction located in the fo-
rest. She will believe she has entered
the lair of a serial killer and that she
is about to lose her life. Unfortunately
we aren’t legally allowed to physically hurt her, but she doesn’t know
that, so her fear of death will be genuine. This attraction is probably
the most scary one in the park, so if you’re a fan of horror, this is a
must-visit.
Attractions
Transmitter Tower
This is where all of the child murderer‘s terri-
ble crimes will be revealed to her. This usually
sends her spiralling down a road of sadness
and regret, which is very fun to watch. Have
the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sit in
the audience as the big reveal happens and to
watch this criminal suffer from the realiza-
tion of her actions. Usually she will cry and
scream a lot, so if you want to see this terrible person suffer, come
to the transmitter tower at the end of the day.
Lynching Road
Ever wanted to throw
fruit and hurl insults at
a child murderer? Lyn-
ching Lane will give you
the opportunity to do so!
Victoria Skillaine will be driven down the road after her visit to the
transmitter tower. Feel free to tell and show her what you think
about her and her inhumane actions.
A wide variety of fruits to throw at her can be purchased at the
visitor centre. Don’t worry, the fruits were thrown away by super-
markets, so no food will be wasted in the process. Our strict moral
values here at White Bear Justice Park dictate our dedication to the
environment!
Attractions
Pool of Tears
You want to swim in a collec-
tion of Victoria Skillaine’s tears?
We’ve got you covered. Over her
time in this park, we have been
able to fill an entire olympic sized
swimming pool with the child kil-
ler’s tears. Hop in the pool, have
fun and savor the salty taste of justice (and her tears)!
Relaxation Station
Whether you want to release all your built-up
anger or calm your mind from the stress of
every day life, the relaxation station is here
for you. Here, you have the opportunity to
beat up a lifelike android that looks exactly
like Victoria Skillaine. Get rid of all of your
frustration and leave as a new person!
Occasionally, the android will even say phrases that Victoria might
say, like „I am a terrible person“ or „I deserve all of this, please don’t
have any sympathy.“
Our Actors
We employ some of the finest actors of Britain to ensure your enter-
tainment and an adequate punishment for Victoria Skillaine. Here‘s a
short overview of our talented actors in main roles.
Baxter
Baxter is the heart and soul of our park. As the di-
rector of punishment, he manages to maximize the
psychological harm to Victoria without causing any
physical injury. His motto is „An eye for an eye“. In his
ingenious design, Victoria‘s punishment was precisely
proportionate on the order of lex talionis, which me-
ans, Victoria is meant to feel the exact way her victim did, the exact
terror, confusion, helplessness, abandonment, and psychological trau-
ma that Jemima suffered.
Jem
A good zoo always requires a good animal
keeper. Our amusement park can‘t do wit-
hout Jem, who takes care of the routine
maintenance of Victoria like bathing or fee-
ding in order to keep Victoria alive. This is a
particularly difficult job since a weak-minded
person may develop an emotional attachment to Victoria after having
to deal with her every single day. However, she‘s excellent in restrai-
ning her sympathy for the criminal. In her words, for her Victoria is
always as inferior as the ‚roaches‘.
Damien
Although his appearance in the performance is rat-
her brief, he‘s one of the essential figures in our pro-
duction. He‘s the backstage hero who set the scene
for our performance; he‘s a true master of techno-
logies who‘s responsible for the daily maintenance
of our high technologies including the Memoremove
device.
Customer Reviews
White Bear Justice Park is a fabulous experience for ever-
ybody. But don‘t just take OUR word for it!
“I was pretty sceptical about taking my child with me to the park, but
after my visit I’ve got to say that I would recommend every parent
to take their child here. My little one learned so much about morality
and right and wrong during her visit. It’s an educational experience
for everybody. In fact, they should make this a mandatory school trip,
so all of our children in school can learn about correct morals and the
effects of committing crimes.“
- Anne K.
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