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A Palatan s Anau book:
More nonsense by AstrolichJOP RUT RS.
Another testiment of the Paladin's Ireatness.
Original text, ideas and design by Graphic design by
Astrolich Astrolich
Proofreading and typos also by With a fuck-ton of public domain
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A farewell to Arms (at least, this version of i is a volume of holy scripture
comparable to the Calendar of Nechrubel. It is a record of Paladins’ dealings with the
scum of the dying world and contains, as does other deranged works from other
pathetic gods, the fullness of the everlasting virtue of uptight and haughty Paladins.
‘AFarewellto Arms isan independent production by Astrolich ands not affiliated with Ockult Grtmastare Games or Stockholm Kartel,
Nis published under the MORK BORG Third Party License, MORK BORG is copyright Ockult Ortmastare Games and Stockholm Kartel.pa2
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The blade shines witha softbIue glow that
only youcan see, no brighter than a torchlight.
No everyone else. it's justa sword. Every time
youexpend andemenyouhavealinéchance
btinstantly regaining it
However fatewillnotbe chéated, andyouare
visted everynight by adeathly specter that
‘only youcan see, (see pgl8)
fumble be rolled, te user iene longer worthy of
the sword-or any other sword - ever again.
VAMPIRE KILLER
family heirloom stolen
froma prominent family.
Deal dauble damage to
undead and creatures of
the night. but does not
harm humans.
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additional dé damage by taking d&
damage themselves.
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causing the scvm to suffer an
additional d4 of damage to increase
the additional damage die by one
size up untila diZ as per the chart
below.
Damage to Scvm
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Additional Damage Die
Size
d4-d6
2d4 - d8
3d4 - d12
Amace possessed by the soul of a
violent criminal who claimed 100
innocent lives before they were
finally captured. Those who hold
this mace can feel its malice for all
things living. So intense is this
deep seated hatred that the mace
itself desires to be destroyed.
however, the only way this
demonic weapon can be unmadeis
by undoing the sins it commited in
life - it must save 100 lives from
certain destruction.
Many have tried to grapple with the
evils the weapon whispers into the
ears, and many have failed.
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Have you ever been walking along and ust had youllg blown off?
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youstillean.
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‘completely invisible,
emiting a foul stench.
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requires a DRI Presence
test to find it again.Blatt: Bog
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The shadow of death, usually spotted
outside of towns and feared by many. If
this good pupper decides to tag along
it's because you need the help and are
just too haughty to realize it.
Who's the dog now?
Trait(as)
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