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meet in a bar, move in together and wonder if THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD Ali G Indahouse 55 (’02, Comedy) A gang-
Networks featured in it’s love. Rob Lowe, Demi Moore, James Belushi,
Elizabeth Perkins. (R, 1:53) (AL, AS, N) ECLASS
5555 (’38, Adventure) The Sherwood Forest
outlaw and his men save King Richard and Maid
ster becomes a member of Parliament and tries to
prevent the closure of his favorite building. Sacha
this section are: March 24 2:43a Marian from Prince John and Sir Guy. Errol Flynn,
Olivia de Havilland, Basil Rathbone, Claude Rains.
Baron Cohen, Michael Gambon, Charles Dance, Kellie
Bright. (1:30) (AL, AS, SSC) IPLEX March 1 2:46a;
About Last Night 555 (’14, Romance-Com-
A&E HALL Hallmark (PG, 1:42) (V) TCM March 11 1p 7 12:36a; 18 6:13a
edy) Four Los Angeles singles experience
ABC HALLMV undeniable chemistry and pair off to follow their An Affair to Remember 555 (’57, Alice in Wonderland 556 (’10, Children’s)
AHC Hallmark Movies & attraction to its logical conclusion. Afterward, Romance) Engaged to others, two cruise-ship Now a teenager, Alice returns to Underland,
American Heroes Mysteries each new couple tries to make love last in the passengers plan to reunite six months later atop where she must find her destiny and put an end
Channel HDMOV real world. Kevin Hart, Michael Ealy, Regina Hall, the Empire State Building. Cary Grant, Deborah to the Red Queen’s reign of terror. Johnny Depp,
AMC HDNet Movies Kerr, Richard Denning, Neva Patterson. (NR, 1:55) Mia Wasikowska, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hatha-
Joy Bryant. (2:00) (AL, AS) FX March 21 3p; 22 9a
APL Animal Planet East HIST History TCM March 21 9:30p way. (2:35) (AS, V) FREEFM March 3 11:35a; 4 7a
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 56
AXSTV IFC-E IFC East AFFLICTION 555 (’97, Drama) A small- Alive 556 (’93, Docudrama) Members of an
(’12, Action) The death of his mother at the hands
BBCA BBC America ION town sheriff becomes unhinged, thanks in part Uruguayan rugby team do what they must to
of a vampire launches Abraham Lincoln on a
BET IPLEX IndiePlex to his abusive, alcoholic father. Nick Nolte, Sissy survive a 1970s plane crash in the frigid Andes.
45-year quest to avenge her and eliminate the
LIFEMOV Spacek, James Coburn, Willem Dafoe. (R, 1:53) (AL, Ethan Hawke, Vincent Spano, Josh Hamilton, Bruce
BRAVO undead scourge from the world. Benjamin Walker,
Lifetime Movies V) ESUSP March 7 3:24p Ramsay. (2:30) (V) OUTD March 10 5p, 8p
CBS Dominic Cooper, Anthony Mackie, Mary Elizabeth
LIFE Lifetime Winstead. (R, 1:45) (AS, GV) FXM March 12 10:45p; After All These Years (’13, Mystery) Accused All for Love (’17, Romance) A romance novel-
CMT
MPLEX MoviePlex of murdering her husband, a woman evades ist falls in love with a retired Navy SEAL while
COM Comedy Central 13 12p
MTV police while launching her own investigation. researching her newest book. Sara Rue, Steve
CTOON Abre los ojos 555 (’97, Drama) A former Bacic. (2:00) HALL March 11 11a
Cartoon Network MY Wendie Malick, Andrea Martin, Martha Burns, Greg-
womanizer, disfigured in a car crash, has trou-
NBC ory Harrison. (2:00) HALLMV March 1 9p; 17 9a All Is Lost 5556 (’13, Adventure) During
CW ble distinguishing dreams from reality. Eduardo
NBCS NBC Sports Net Aftermath 55 (’17, Suspense) Two strangers’ a solo voyage in the Indian Ocean, a veteran
DEST Noriega, Penélope Cruz, Chete Lera, Fele Martínez. (R,
lives become inextricably bound together after an sailor must face the possibility of his own death
Destination America NICK Nickelodeon 1:57) (AL, SSC, V) ESUSP March 16 3:26a, IPLEX
error by an air traffic controller causes the death after his vessel, radio and navigation equipment
DISC OUTD March 19 9p; 27 4:49p become damaged. Robert Redford. (1:50) (AL, AS)
Discovery Channel Outdoor Channel of a construction foreman’s wife and daughter.
THE ACCUSED 555 (’88, Drama) Raped in EPIX March 6 1a
DISN Disney Channel OVATN Ovation Arnold Schwarzenegger, Scoot McNairy, Maggie
a bar, a woman hires a prosecutor who goes after All Monsters Attack 55 (’69, Science Fic-
DISNXD Disney XD OWN-W Grace, Judah Nelson. (1:35) (AS, V) EPIX March 7
the patrons who encouraged her attackers. Kelly tion) A bullied schoolboy dreams of traveling to
E! Oprah Winfrey Network 12:40p; 13 12:10a, 4:15p; 21 5:05a
McGillis, Jodie Foster, Bernie Coulson, Leo Rossi. Monster Island, where Godzilla’s son, Minya,
EACTN OXYG Oxygen (1:55) (AL, AS, N, R, V) EPIX March 12 2:20a; 22 The Agony and the Ecstasy 555 (’65,
Historical Drama) Warrior Pope Julius II com- is also dealing with the the problems associ-
Starz Encore Action PARMT Spike/ 12a, 6:40a, 3:50p ated with bullying. Kenji Sahara, Tomonori Yazaki,
EBLACK Paramount Network missions Michelangelo to paint frescoes on the
Accused at 17 555 (’09, Suspense) A woman ceiling of the Vatican’s Sistine Chapel. Charlton Machiko Naka, Sachio Sakai. (1:12) (V) RPLEX
Starz Encore Black PBS
must save her teenage daughter when the girl’s March 17 11:43a; 21 10:59p, EACTN March 21
ECLASS REELZ Heston, Rex Harrison, Diane Cilento, Harry Andrews.
best friend frames her for murder. Cynthia Gibb, (2:16) RPLEX March 5 4:10a, 5:44p; 18 12:02p, 8p; 5:47a
Starz Encore Classic RPLEX RetroPlex Nicole Gale Anderson, Linden Ashby, Barbara Niven. 22 12:40p, 9:43p; 23 4:56a All of My Heart (’15, Romance) After inheriting
ENCR-W SCI Science
Starz Encore (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 26 4p half of a house, a young woman develops an
SUND SundanceTV Ah, Wilderness! 555 (’35, Comedy) A
EFAMILY Across the Great Divide 556 (’76, Chil- unexpected friendship with her co-owner. Lacey
SYFY teen comes of age with the help of his uncle in
Starz Encore Family dren’s) Two orphaned children set out alone Chabert, Brennan Elliott, Ed Asner, Daniel Cudmore.
circa-1900 New England. Wallace Beery, Lionel
ESUSP TBN across the Rocky Mountains to claim a farm in (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 2 2p; 31 5p
Barrymore, Eric Linden, Aline MacMahon. 9 (NR,
Starz Encore Suspense TBS Oregon. Robert Logan, Heather Rattray, Mark Edward 1:39) TCM March 21 11:30a All of My Heart: Inn Love (’17, Romance)
EWESTN TCM Hall, George “Buck” Flower. (G, 1:40) EWESTN March Brian and Jenny are preparing for the grand open-
Turner Classic Movies A.I.: Artificial Intelligence 5556 (’01,
Starz Encore Westerns 9 12:17p; 10 2:05a; 25 1:05p, EFAMLY March 20 ing of their bed and breakfast, Emily’s Country
Science Fiction) In the future a cutting-edge
EPIX TELM Telemundo 4:42a; 28 5:44a Inn, when a big storm hits Buck County. Brian
android in the form of a boy embarks on a journey
ESPN TNT Act of Valor 55 (’12, Action) During a mission agrees to go back to Wall Street to boost their
to discover his true nature. Haley Joel Osment, Jude
ESPN2 TRU TruTV to rescue a kidnapped CIA agent, Navy SEALs funds, while Jenny scrambles to keep the opening
Law, Frances O’Connor, Brendan Gleeson. (PG-13,
TVLND TV Land uncover a worldwide terrorist plot against the on track. Lacey Chabert, Brennan Elliott, Daniel Cud-
ESPNC 2:25) (AS, V) IFC-E March 8 3:30a, 9a; 12 10a, 8p;
ESPN Classic UNIHD Universal HD U.S. Roselyn Sánchez, Jason Cottle, Alex Veadov, more, Heather Doerksen. (2:00) HALL March 2 4p
21 6:30a, 11:30a
EWTN UNIV Univision Nestor Serrano. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) FXX March All That Jazz 5556 (’79, Drama) A Broad-
Airplane! 5556 (’80, Comedy) A pilot afraid way choreographer chain-smokes, pops pills
FLIX-W UP 31 4a to fly follows his stewardess ex-girlfriend and
Uplifting Entertainment and overworks his way to open-heart surgery.
FOX ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES 556 (’93, must take over for the poisoned crew. Robert
USA Roy Scheider, Jessica Lange, Ann Reinking, Leland
FREFM Freeform Comedy) Upon arrival of their mustachioed baby, Hays, Julie Hagerty, Peter Graves, Robert Stack. Palmer. (2:05) (AL, AS, N) HDMOV March 1 12:55a
FX VEL Velocity Morticia and Gomez hire a greedy nanny who (2:00) (AL, AS, BN) AMC March 2 10:45a; 15 3a,
VH1 targets Uncle Fester. Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia, All the Good Ones Are Married (’07,
FXM 9a, SUND March 9 11a; 10 3:30a
Christopher Lloyd, Joan Cusack. (1:37) (AS, MV) Drama) A troubled young woman has an affair
FX Movie Channel VICE Viceland Airplane II: The Sequel 55 (’82, Comedy)
MPLEX March 6 4:08a, 3:23p; 9 11:42p; 10 8:16a,
with a man whose spouse took her into their
FXX WE-E WE East The first commercial space shuttle sends loony home. Daryl Hannah, Joanna Douglas, James
FYI WGNA WGN America 8:19p; 14 8:44a, 5p, EFAMLY March 19 11:17a, Ted and his former girlfriend on a trip to the McGowan, Emma Taylor-Isherwood. (2:00) LIFEMOV
GOLF 6:22p; 23 7:03a, 1:24p, 8p; 31 9:48p moon. Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Lloyd Bridges, March 27 6a
Adios Sabata 5 (’71, Western) Mercenary Peter Graves. (1:45) (AL, AS, BN) AMC March 2
ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN 5555
Sabata, a Yankee gambler and a Mexican bandit 9a; 28 9a, SUND March 9 1p (’76, Docudrama) The Washington Post’s Bob
plot to steal gold from Emperor Maximilian. Yul Airport 5556 (’70, Suspense) A snowstorm, Woodward and Carl Bernstein tie the Water-
A Brynner, Xavier Loya, Pedro Sanchez, Dean Reed. a mired plane, an elderly stowaway and the gate break-in to the White House. Robert Redford,
(PG-13, 1:46) (AS, V) EWESTN March 2 8:12p; 3 bombing of a passenger jet plague an airport Dustin Hoffman, Jack Warden, Martin Balsam. (2:20)
Abducted: The Jocelyn Shaker Story 2:58a; 6 7:52a, 11:31p; 19 10:49a, 9:49p manager. Burt Lancaster, Dean Martin, Jacqueline (AL, AS) AXSTV March 5 6p, 8:30p, HDMOV March
(’15, Suspense) When 7-year-old Jocelyn Shaker The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Bisset, George Kennedy. (2:19) (AS, MV) RPLEX 2 5p, 11:15p; 10 11:50a; 11 8:55a; 19 6p, 10:20p
is mysteriously abducted from a resort in the 5556 (’89, Fantasy) An 18th-century German March 7 8p; 15 3:24p; 27 8:04a, 8p
Colombian rainforest, her rich Columbian step- All the Pretty Horses 556 (’00, Drama)
officer recalls his exploits in war, on the moon The Alamo 556 (’04, War) In 1836 Davy In the late 1940s two young Texans, intrigued by
father and American mother are accused of and in the underworld. John Neville, Eric Idle, Sarah Crockett, Jim Bowie and more than 180 Texans Old West cowboy life, find themselves in Mexico,
being involved. Kathleen Rose Perkins, Kamar de Polley, Oliver Reed. (2:15) (MV) FLIX-W March 4 hold off the Mexican army for 13 days during where one has a forbidden affair with the daugh-
los Reyes, Marcela Mar, Eileen Roca Torralvo. (2:00) 1:15a; 9 7:30a, 8p; 18 5:45p; 22 1:30p, 9p; 23 Sam Houston’s revolution. Dennis Quaid, Billy Bob ter of a wealthy landowner. Matt Damon, Henry
LIFEMOV March 27 4p 4:30a; 31 10a Thornton, Jason Patric, Patrick Wilson. (2:30) (AS, Thomas, Penélope Cruz, Lucas Black. (PG-13, 1:57)
Abduction 56 (’11, Action) A young man must The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of V) OUTD March 16 5p, 7:30p (AS, V) EWESTN March 18 4:16p; 19 2:03a
run for his life soon after learning that the folks the Desert 555 (’94, Comedy-Drama) Three Alex Cross 56 (’12, Action) In Detroit, a All the Right Moves 555 (’83, Drama) A
who raised him are not his real parents. Taylor drag queens head for a gig at a central Australia cunning serial killer pushes young detective Pennsylvania steel-town high-school coach tries
Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina, Jason Isaacs. casino in a broken-down bus named Priscilla. Ter- and psychologist Alex Cross to his moral and to spoil a football hero’s scholarship dream. Tom
(2:00) (AL, AS, V) FREEFM March 3 12a ence Stamp, Hugo Weaving, Guy Pearce, Bill Hunter. psychological limits. Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox, Cruise, Craig T. Nelson, Lea Thompson, Charles Cioffi.
About Last Night ... 555 (’86, Come- (1:45) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 6 6:40a; 14 9:40a; Edward Burns, Rachel Nichols. (3:00) (AL, AS, N, (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, MV, N) ECLASS March 9 2:52p;
dy-Drama) Chicago singles Danny and Debbie 26 4:15p; 27 12:15a V) BET March 23 5p; 24 2p 10 3:25a; 29 11:07a; 30 5:37a
2 Channel Guide Magazine All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas. PT-DIG
All Things Valentine (’15, Comedy-Drama) A
blogger who experiences terrible luck on Valen-
tine’s Day meets a handsome veterinarian. When
she finds out that he’s the one who’s been leaving
rude comments about her articles, she begins to
question whether her luck has really changed.
Sarah Rafferty, Sam Page, Jeremy Guilbaut, Heather
Doerksen. (2:00) HALL March 28 4p
All Yours (’16, Comedy) Cass, a busy, single
mother, hires her friend Matt to help her take
care of the kids. Eventually, she realizes that the
person who could complete her family may have
been there the whole time. Nicolette Sheridan,
Jayne Eastwood, Dan Payne, Michael Kopsa. (2:00)
HALL March 25 9a; 30 4p
Allied 556 (’16, Historical Drama) World War
II operative Max Vatan falls for French Resistance
fighter Marianne Beauséjour during a deadly
mission behind enemy lines. Reunited in London,
a devastating secret tests their love and loyalty to
each other. Brad Pitt, Marion Cotillard, Jared Harris,
Simon McBurney. (2:05) (AL, AS, GV, N) EPIX March
11 8p; 12 7:30a, 1:40p; 31 2:30p
Along Came a Nanny (’14, Mystery) Hoping
to catch a burglar, a cop goes under cover as a
nanny in an upscale community. As he looks for
leads, he becomes involved with a high-main-
tenance family and a pretty caregiver nearby.
Cameron Mathison, Sarah Lancaster, Valin Shinyei,
Tom McBeath. (2:00) HALLMV March 8 9p; 25 1p
Along Came Polly 55 (’04, Romance-Com-
edy) A man finds solace with another woman
after his wife cheats on him during their honey-
moon. Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Philip Seymour
Hoffman, Debra Messing. (2:00) (AL, AS) VH1 March
2 5p; 3 10:30a
ALPHA DOG 556 (’06, Crime Drama) A
teenage dealer and his friends kidnap the impres-
sionable younger brother of a junkie who won’t
pay for the drugs. Bruce Willis, Emile Hirsch,
Justin Timberlake, Ben Foster. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV,
N) IPLEX March 8 10:11a, 10:37p; 18 7p; 19 2:36a;
30 10:20a; 31 12:12a
Alvin and the Chipmunks 55 (’07,
Children’s) Live action/animated. Musical but
mischievous chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theo-
dore wreak havoc in the life of songwriter Dave
Seville. Jason Lee, David Cross, Cameron Richard-
son, Jane Lynch. (2:00) (AS) NICK March 2 8p; 3 7a
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE
ROAD CHIP 56 (’15, Children’s) Live
action/animated. Believing that Dave is about
to propose to his girlfriend, furry friends Alvin,
Simon and Theodore embark on a cross-country
odyssey to stop him. Jason Lee, Tony Hale, Kimberly
Williams-Paisley, Josh Green. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS
March 24 10a
Always 555 (’89, Fantasy) A firefighter pilot
in heaven returns to Earth to help his girlfriend
fall for another pilot and get on with her life.
Richard Dreyfuss, Holly Hunter, Brad Johnson, John
Goodman. (2:05) (AL) HDMOV March 8 3:55p; 9
4:20a; 14 7:35a; 19 2p; 25 7:55p
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 556 (’14,
Action) The emergence of a powerful new villain
and the return of an old friend bring Peter Parker
to the realization that all his enemies have one
thing in common: Oscorp. Andrew Garfield, Emma
Stone, Jamie Foxx, Dane DeHaan. (3:00) (AS, V) FX
March 17 2p; 18 11a
Amber’s Story 5 (’06, Drama) The kidnapping
of two girls leads to the implementation of the
Amber Alert system for tracking missing chil-
dren. Elisabeth Röhm, Teryl Rothery, Myron Natwick,
Sophie Hough. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 14 2p
American Gangster 555 (’07, Crime
Drama) A Harlem mobster combines ingenuity
and strict business codes to dominate organized
crime, while a veteran cop searches for a way to
bring him down. Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe,
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Cuba Gooding Jr. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV,
N) TNT March 4 4p; 5 2a
American Idiots (’12, Romance-Comedy)
Friends travel to Las Vegas in an old RV to stop
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a wedding and save a pal from losing the love
of his life. Sean Muramatsu, Caroline D’Amore, Nick
Faltas, Madeline Merritt. (1:35) (AL, AS, N) EPIX
March 9 4:45a
AN AMERICAN IN PARIS 5555 (’51,
o Musical) An American soldier stays in Paris after
World War II to paint and falls in love with a
French beauty. Gene Kelly, Leslie Caron, Oscar
Levant, Georges Guétary. (NR, 1:53) TCM March
22 11a
American Pie 555 (’99, Comedy) Four teen-
agers nearing graduation make a pact to lose
their virginity by prom night. Jason Biggs, Shannon
Elizabeth, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein. (2:00) (AL,
AS, N, SSC) BRAVO March 10 1a, 3p
American Pie 2 556 (’01, Comedy) Old
friends gather after their freshman year in college
to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and
chase girls. Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Alyson
Hannigan, Chris Klein. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) BRAVO
March 10 7a, 11a
American Reunion 556 (’12, Comedy)
Jim, Stifler and their former classmates from East
Great Falls learn what has changed and what
has not when they gather for their high-school
reunion. Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein,
Thomas Ian Nicholas. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FX
March 9 10:30a; 10 8:30a
American Sniper 5556 (’14, War) Sniper
and U.S. Navy SEAL Chris Kyle saves many
lives on battlefields in Iraq while striving to be
a good husband and father to his loved ones
back in America. Bradley Cooper, Sienna Miller,
Jake McDorman, Luke Grimes. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV)
TNT March 4 7p
American Wedding 55 (’03, Comedy) A
young couple prepares to marry, while an obnox-
ious friend plans to throw a bachelor party. Jason
Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, January Jones, Thomas Ian
Nicholas. (2:00) (AL, AS) BRAVO March 10 9a, 1p
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN
LONDON 5556 (’81, Horror) A New York
student becomes the scourge of London after
being bitten by a beast on the moors. David
Naughton, Jenny Agutter, Griffin Dunne, John
Woodvine. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, GV, N) IFC-E March
24 6:15a, 1p; 28 4a, 8:30a, 1p, ECLASS March 14
10:59p, ESUSP March 10 4:06a, 9p
America’s War on Drugs The origins of the
drug war and its effects on American culture,
institutions and politics. (TV14, 1:00) DISC March
27 3a, 4a, 5a, 6a
Anarchy Parlor (’15, Horror) While partying
in Lithuania, young friends encounter a sinis-
ter tattoo artist and his seductive apprentice.
Robert LaSardo, Sara Fabel, Jordan James Smith,
Ben Whalen. (NR, 1:39) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP
March 13 12:27a
Anastasia 556 (’97, Children’s) Animated.
Years after losing her family to evil Rasputin, Czar
Nicholas’ grown daughter is able to reunite with
her grandmother in Paris. Voices of Meg Ryan, John
Cusack, Kelsey Grammer, Christopher Lloyd. (1:35)
EFAMLY March 5 5:07a, 1:24p; 13 7:55a; 14 4:50a;
23 11:48a; 24 4:35a
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
555 (’13, Comedy) Ron Burgundy tries to stay
classy when he and his team take New York and
the nation’s first 24-hour global cable news
network by storm. Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul
Rudd, David Koechner. (PG-13, 1:59) (AL, AS, V)
FXM March 18 7:30p; 19 2:30p
Anchors Aweigh 555 (’45, Musical) Two
sailors on leave in Hollywood help an actress
get her big break. Frank Sinatra, Gene Kelly, Kath-
ryn Grayson, Jose Iturbi. (NR, 2:23) TCM March
1 10:15a
Andron (’15, Science Fiction) In 2154, young men
and women must navigate their way through a
deadly maze as spectators wager on their fates.
Leo Howard, Gale Morgan Harold III, Michelle
Ryan, Antonia Campbell-Hughes. (R, 1:40) (AL,
AS, V) ENCR-W March 19 2:51a, EBLACK March
MOVIES
2 12:36p; 3 4:19a; 13 5:10a; 29 7:23a, EACTN
March 7 11:50p
Angela’s Ashes 55 (’99, Historical Drama)
An impoverished family decides to return to Ire-
land from 1935 America, but things get worse
instead of better. Emily Watson, Robert Carlyle, Joe
Breen, Ciaran Owens. (2:28) (AL, AS) IPLEX March
2 6:32p; 3 2:35a; 13 4:54p; 14 6:22a; 17 1:59p,
9p; 29 4:39p; 30 6:04a, ENCR-W March 4 1:24p
Angels & Demons 55 (’09, Suspense) Har-
vard symbologist Robert Langdon joins forces
with an Italian scientist to prevent an ancient
brotherhood’s plot against the Vatican from
coming to fruition. Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor,
Ayelet Zurer, Armin Mueller-Stahl. (PG-13, 2:18)
(AS, V) ECLASS March 15 1:47p; 16 12:08a; 21
3:58a, 7:50p; 25 4:16a, 4:58p
Angels in the Endzone 556 (’97, Fantasy)
An angel coaches a losing high-school football
team and helps two brothers cope with their
father’s death. Christopher Lloyd, Matthew Law-
rence, David Gallagher, Paul Dooley. (TVG, 2:00)
TBS March 17 6a
Angels in the Outfield 556 (’94, Chil-
dren’s) The manager of the lowly California
Angels puts his faith in a boy who can see an
angel. Danny Glover, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tony
Danza, Brenda Fricker. (2:00) (AL) TBS March 17
2:30a
THE ANGRIEST MAN IN BROOKLYN
(’14, Comedy-Drama) After learning that a brain
aneurysm will kill him in about 90 minutes, a
perpetually unhappy man struggles to come
to terms with his fate and make amends with
everyone he has ever hurt. Robin Williams, Mila
Kunis, Peter Dinklage, James Earl Jones. (R, 1:24)
(AL, AS) ECLASS March 24 4:39a
The Angry Hills 556 (’59, War) Nazis chase
a U.S. newsman paid to smuggle names of Greek
resistance leaders to London. Robert Mitchum,
Elisabeth Mueller, Stanley Baker, Gia Scala. 9 (NR,
1:45) (AS, V) TCM March 9 3a
Animal (’14, Horror) A vicious, bloodthirsty
predator traps a group of friends in an isolated
cabin. Keke Palmer, Jeremy Sumpter, Elizabeth Gil-
lies, Joey Lauren Adams. (1:54) (AS, V) SYFY March
12 12:35p; 13 7:30a
Anne of the Indies 556 (’51, Action) Pirate
captain Anne kidnaps the wife of a tricky French
captain, then fights Blackbeard. Jean Peters, Louis
Jourdan, Debra Paget, Herbert Marshall. (NR, 1:21)
FXM March 11 9:10a; 22 9:10a; 23 1:30a
ANNIE HALL 5555 (’77, Comedy) A New
o York comedian recalls his lost love, a kooky
singer with a style all her own. Woody Allen, Diane
Keaton, Tony Roberts, Carol Kane. (PG, 1:33) (AL,
AS) TCM March 2 5p; 21 11:45p
Anomalisa 5556 (’15, Comedy-Drama)
Animated. An inspirational speaker becomes
reinvigorated after meeting a lively woman
who shakes up his mundane existence. Voices of
Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tom Noonan, David Thewlis
(1:35) (AL, AS, N, SSC) EPIX March 6 2:50a
Another Cinderella Story (’08, Children’s)
A young man longs to reunite with a beautiful
dancer that he met at a masked ball. Selena
Gomez, Drew Seeley, Jane Lynch, Emily Perkins.
(2:10) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 10 12:20p
Another Day in Paradise 55 (’99, Drama)
Drugs and crime bond an aging drug dealer and
his maternal girlfriend with a teen junkie and his
lover. James Woods, Melanie Griffith, Vincent Karthe-
iser, Natasha Gregson Wagner. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV)
FLIX-W March 3 3:45a; 6 2a; 9 3:05a; 22 11:15p
Another Woman’s Husband 55 (’00,
Drama) A shared detail threatens to snap the
tight bond between two female friends. Lisa
Cable A
Rinna, Gail O’Grady, Sally Kirkland (TVPG, 2:00) (AL,
AS) LIFEMOV March 16 4p
ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN 556 (’80,
Comedy) A bare-knuckle brawler battles crooks
with his orangutan, girlfriend, buddy and mother.
Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Ruth Gordon, Geoffrey
Lewis. (2:30) (AL, V) OVATN March 1 9p; 2 1:30p;
4 12p; 5 2p; 13 1:30p; 17 11p
Anything for Love (’16, Romance) A high-pow-
ered executive lies about her career on her online
dating profile, while her match also hides his true
identity. Erika Christensen, Paul Greene, Antonio
Cupo, Ali Liebert. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 9 8p
Apache Territory 56 (’58, Western) A drifter
crossing the Arizona desert routs a band of
marauding Apaches and rescues the young sur-
vivor of a massacre. Rory Calhoun, Barbara Bates,
John Dehner, Carolyn Craig. (NR, 1:15) EWESTN
March 8 5:37a; 26 9:28a; 29 6:12a
Apocalypse: Stalin In June 1941, Hitler
throws himself into a fight to the death against
Stalin. (TV14, 1:00) (Part 1 of 2) AHC March 1 5p,
8p; 3 9a; 10 3a
Apocalypse: Stalin After blocking the Ger-
mans right outside of Moscow in 1942, Stalin
faces Hitler’s second assault. (TV14, 1:00) (Part
2 of 2) AHC March 1 6p, 9p; 3 10a; 10 4a
Apocalypse: Stalin The Soviets discover the
horror of Hitler’s extermination camps; Stalin
transforms his country. (TV14, 1:00) (Part 3 of 3)
AHC March 1 7p, 10p; 3 11a; 10 5a
Appetite for Love (’16, Romance) Sparks fly
when a woman returns to her hometown in Ten-
nessee to convince her stubborn ex-boyfriend to
sell his restaurant. Taylor Cole, Andrew Walker, Alley
Mills, Marcus Rosner. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 20 4p
Argo 5556 (’12, Historical Drama) During
o the Iran hostage crisis, an extraction specialist
in the CIA poses as a Hollywood film producer
to rescue six Americans who eluded Iranian
militants and found refuge with the Canadian
ambassador. Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston, Alan
Arkin, John Goodman. (R, 2:00) (AL, AS, V) FXM
March 2 12p, FX March 19 10a
Arizona Raiders 55 (’65, Western) Two
ex-Quantrill’s raiders join the Arizona Rangers
to hunt raiders still at large. Audie Murphy, Michael
Dante, Ben Cooper, Buster Crabbe. (1:40) RPLEX
March 5 11:10a
Armageddon 556 (’98, Science Fiction) A
NASA rep recruits an oil driller and his team
of mavericks to save Earth from an oncoming
asteroid. Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Liv Tyler,
Ben Affleck. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 27 10p;
28 6p, USA March 10 7p
Armored 55 (’09, Suspense) Armored-truck
guards turn against one another after their plan
to rob their company goes terribly awry. Matt
Dillon, Jean Reno, Laurence Fishburne, Amaury
Nolasco. (PG-13, 1:28) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March
10 3:39a; 14 2:28a; 19 4:30a, EBLACK March 6
4:47a, 3:22p, 11:16p; 23 1:20a, 6:30p; 27 11:11a,
9:22p; 28 5:16a, EACTN March 4 12:31a, 12p,
6:30p; 8 7:53a, 9:30p; 31 8p
Arrival 5556 (’16, Science Fiction) A linguis-
tics professor leads an elite team of investigators
in a race against time to communicate with extra-
terrestrial visitors. Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner,
Forest Whitaker, Michael Stuhlbarg. (2:00) (AL, AS,
V) EPIX March 4 9:50p; 5 10:50a, 6p; 17 8p; 18
7:30a, 1:45p; 30 4:15a, 9:50a, 10:30p
The Art of Us (’17, Romance) Dr. Higgins is
determined to secure a tenured position at
Boston College, and she is counting on curating
a big art gallery to do so. But when she loses
her showcase artist, she decides to transform
her dog walker into the credible artist she needs.
Taylor Cole, Steve Lund. (2:00) HALL March 11 9a
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As Young as You Feel 555 (’51, Comedy)
A worker poses as the head of the company that
owns the company that forced him to retire at
65. Monty Woolley, Thelma Ritter, Jean Peters, David
Wayne. 9 (NR, 1:17) FXM March 7 4:15a; 25
4:15a
Assassination Tango 556 (’02, Drama)
While on assignment in Argentina, an aging hit
man begins a tentative romance with a charis-
matic dancer. Robert Duvall, Ruben Blades, Kathy
Baker, Luciana Pedraza. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W
March 4 9a; 6 2:15p; 7 1:30a; 12 11a, 8p; 17
12:30p; 29 3:50p
Assault on Precinct 13 555 (’76, Action)
Cops and convicts join forces to defend a barren
police station from a vengeance-seeking street
gang. Austin Stoker, Darwin Joston, Laurie Zimmer,
Martin West. (1:30) (AL, GV) FLIX-W March 28
2:30a
Assault on Precinct 13 555 (’05, Action) A
cop must arm prisoners to help fend off an attack
by gunmen who want to kill a gangster locked
away in the crumbling station. Ethan Hawke, Lau-
rence Fishburne, John Leguizamo, Maria Bello. (R,
1:49) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 4 11a; 5 12:30a; 6
8a, 10:30p; 29 7:15a, 12p
Astro Boy 55 (’09, Children’s) Animated.
Learning that his friends and family are in danger,
a robotic child marshals his incredible powers
and returns home to Metro City. Voices of Freddie
Highmore, Kristen Bell, Nathan Lane, Eugene Levy.
(1:35) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 4 10:34a, 4:54p;
8 5:36a, 1:25p, 8p; 24 2:03p, 8:32p; 25 10:02a,
MPLEX March 16 7:09a, 6:29p; 20 3:12a, 3:24p;
28 3:26a, 9:29a, 5p
At Close Range 555 (’86, Crime Drama) A
rural teen joins his father’s crime clan and winds
up running for his life with his girlfriend. Sean
Penn, Christopher Walken, Mary Stuart Masterson,
Chris Penn. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN, V) EPIX March 19
11:50a
ATL 556 (’06, Comedy-Drama) Four Atlanta
teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop
and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges
on and off the rink. Tip Harris, Lauren London,
Mykelti Williamson, Keith David. (3:00) (AL, AS, V)
BET March 5 4p; 21 7p; 22 2p
Atomic Shark (’16, Horror) A lifeguard assem-
bles an unlikely team to embark on a suicide
mission to save the west coast from a danger-
ous anomaly. Rachele Brooke Smith, Jeff Fahey,
David Faustino, Bobby Campo. (1:59) SYFY March
2 8:30a; 3 4:02a
L’Auberge Espagnole 555 (’02, Comedy)
In Barcelona, Spain, an economics student takes
classes, lives with diverse roommates and wel-
comes his visiting girlfriend. Romain Duris, Judith
Godrèche, Audrey Tautou, Kelly Reilly. (2:05) (AL, AS,
BN) IPLEX March 12 6:48a; 16 6:55p; 17 2:33a;
28 5:05p
Author! Author! 55 (’82, Comedy) Left by his
wife, a New York playwright juggles five kids and
an affair with the star of his new show. Al Pacino,
Dyan Cannon, Tuesday Weld, Alan King. (PG, 1:50)
(AL, AS) ECLASS March 2 5:28a
Autumn Dreams (’15, Romance) Years after
the annulment of their spontaneous marriage
a couple discovers a mistake in the paperwork
that means they are still husband and wife. Jill
Wagner, Colin Egglesfield, Daniel Bacon, Bill Dow.
(2:00) HALL March 27 4p
Autumn in New York 56 (’01, Romance)
A New York restaurateur unexpectedly falls
for a free-spirited woman half his age. Rich-
ard Gere, Winona Ryder, Anthony LaPaglia, Elaine
Stritch. (1:45) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 2 11:15a,
8p; 7 4:30p; 12 2:35p, 10p; 15 6:15p; 16 5:05a;
18 7:30a; 26 6:15p; 27 4:45a
4 Channel Guide Magazine
MOVIES
Autumn in the Vineyard (’16, Romance) A
man and woman with a strained history learn to
trust each other when their dreams bring them
together to turn a ranch into an award-winning
winery. Rachael Leigh Cook, Brendan Penny, Marcus
Rosner, Jill Teed. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 9 2p
Autumn Leaves 556 (’56, Drama) A New
England spinster marries a younger man who has
mental problems and another wife. Joan Crawford,
Cliff Robertson, Vera Miles, Lorne Greene. 9 (NR,
1:48) TCM March 23 3p
The Avengers 5556 (’12, Action)
S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Nick Fury recruits a team of super-
heroes to pull the world back from the brink of
disaster when an unexpected enemy threatens
global security. Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans,
Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth. (3:00) (AS, V) FX
March 13 7p; 14 4p
Avenging Angel 55 (’07, Western) In 1875
a bounty hunter seeks revenge against a land-
owner and the henchmen who killed his wife and
child. Kevin Sorbo, Cynthia Watros, Nick Chinlund,
Richard Lee Jackson. (NR, 1:36) EWESTN March 7
9:33a; 20 7:53a
Awake 5 (’07, Suspense) A young man who
is undergoing surgery experiences anesthesia
awareness, which leaves him alert but paralyzed
and unable to warn his doctors. Hayden Chris-
tensen, Jessica Alba, Terrence Howard, Lena Olin.
(1:35) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 3 2p; 8 11:45a, 8p;
13 12:30p, 10p
B Back From Eternity 55 (’56, Drama) A pilot,
The Babe 556 (’92, Biography) Based on
the life of George Herman Ruth, an orphan who
became one of baseball’s greatest legends. John
Goodman, Kelly McGillis, Trini Alvarado, Bruce Box-
leitner. (1:57) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 22 4:37p,
11:17p, MPLEX March 3 2:59a, 10:11a, 6:51p;
7 8:38p; 8 11:47a; 26 3:03p; 27 2:16a, 11:43a
Babe 5556 (’95, Children’s) A piglet unex-
pectedly becomes a champion sheepherder with
training from his adoptive canine mother. James
Cromwell, Magda Szubanski, Voice of Hugo Weaving,
Mary Acres. (1:45) FLIX-W March 17 4:15a
Babe: Pig in the City 555 (’98, Chil-
dren’s) A farmer’s wife and her young porker are
detained in a city rooming house with a menag-
erie. Live action/animatronics. Magda Szubanski,
James Cromwell, Mary Stein, Mickey Rooney. (1:45)
FLIX-W March 2 5:45a; 5 5:30a; 13 7a; 14 4:45a
The Babe Ruth Story 556 (’48, Biogra-
phy) The baseball player goes from wayward
youth to Boston Red Sox pitcher to New York
Yankees home-run hero. William Bendix, Claire
Trevor, Charles Bickford, Sam Levene. 9 (NR, 1:46)
TCM March 29 9a
Baby Boom 555 (’87, Comedy) A Manhattan
career woman with a live-in boyfriend suddenly
inherits a baby girl and moves to Vermont.
Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis, Sam Shepard, Sam
Wanamaker. (PG, 1:51) (AL, AS) ECLASS March
16 6:59a; 31 4:44a
Baby Boy 555 (’01, Drama) A misguided
20-year-old juggles various women while dealing
with two children and his mother’s new boy-
friend. Tyrese Gibson, Omar Gooding, A.J. Johnson,
Taraji P. Henson. (2:30) (AL, AS, SSC, V) VH1 March
9 10p; 10 2:30p
Baby Face 555 (’33, Drama) An out-of-town
working girl rises in a New York bank by using
her power over men. Barbara Stanwyck, George
Brent, Donald Cook, Arthur Hohl. 9 (NR, 1:11)
TCM March 15 8:30a
Baby Mama 556 (’08, Comedy) A battle of
wills breaks out when a working-class gal moves
in with the high-powered executive who hired her
to be a surrogate mother. Tina Fey, Amy Poehler,
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
Greg Kinnear, Dax Shepard. (2:00) (AL, AS) BRAVO
March 3 9p, 11p
Baby Mama’s Club (’10, Comedy-Drama)
Randall becomes a father at the same time that
his buddy James has his 17th child. The men
begin an eccentric style of counseling to help
them in their relationships. Tommy Ford, Miko
Defoor, Carl Payne, Nephew Tommy. (1:45) (AL, AS)
EPIX March 2 6:45a
Baby, Take a Bow 556 (’34, Musical) An
ex-convict’s little girl sets a detective straight
about a stolen necklace. Shirley Temple, James
Dunn, Claire Trevor, Alan Dinehart. 9 (PG, 1:13)
(AS) FXM March 11 5:05a
Baby’s Day Out 55 (’94, Children’s) The
active 9-month-old son of a rich Chicago couple
crawls away from klutzy kidnappers. Joe Man-
tegna, Lara Flynn Boyle, Joe Pantoliano, Brian Haley.
(1:40) (AL, AS, MV) EFAMLY March 7 1:20p; 8
3:17a; 24 1:08a, 3:38p
Babysitter’s Black Book (’15, Drama) Des-
perate for money, a teen and her girlfriends turn
their baby-sitting business into an escort service.
Spencer Locke, Perry Reeves, Ryan McPartlin, Stef-
fani Brass. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 19 10a
The Bachelor Next Door (’17, Drama)
Gavin and Alex’s new neighbor seems friendly
at first, but becomes increasingly threatening and
peculiar. They must work together to unravel his
twisted motives before it’s too late. Haylie Duff,
Michael Welch, Sarah Davenport, Brittany Under-
wood. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 15 10p; 16 2a
Back Door to Hell 55 (’64, War) During
World War II, three GIs are sent to the Philippines
to lay the groundwork for an attack against the
Japanese. Jimmie Rodgers, Jack Nicholson, John
Hackett 9 (NR, 1:08) FXM March 22 3a
a hooker, a killer and eight others crash among
headhunters, but only five can leave. Robert Ryan,
Anita Ekberg, Rod Steiger, Phyllis Kirk. 9 (NR,
1:37) TCM March 31 1p
Back Issues: The Hustler Magazine
Story (’14, Documentary) Larry Flynt, Ron
Jeremy, Al Goldstein and others discuss what
made Hustler magazine different from other
skin-mags of the time. (1:30) EPIX March 26 4:30a
Back to School 555 (’86, Comedy) An
earthy self-made man divorces his no-good wife
and buys his way into his son’s college. Rodney
Dangerfield, Sally Kellerman, Keith Gordon, Burt
Young. (PG-13, 1:36) (AL, AS, BN) SUND March 10
1:45p; 11 9:30a; 22 1p; 23 10:30a; 27 7:45a; 28 1a
Back to School Mom (’15, Drama) After
returning to college, a middle-aged musician
meets a man who turns out to be the son she
gave up 20 years earlier. Kimberly Elise, Loretta
Devine, Rick Fox, Garcelle Beauvais. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 19 8a
Backstabbed (’16, Suspense) A woman uncov-
ers her boss’s dark side when she tries to quit her
job at a successful real estate firm. Josie Davis,
Brittany Underwood, Micah Alberti, Kevin Spirtas.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 10 4p
Bad Behavior (’13, Suspense) Zoe’s overnight
baby-sitting job turns into a nightmare when
Tyler, the teenage son, has a psychotic break
and tries to attack her. Zoe takes refuge in a
locked bathroom with Tyler’s younger siblings
and tries to find a way to escape. Hallee Hirsh,
Austin Rogers, Linda Hamilton, Ted McGinley. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 23 8a
Bad Boys 556 (’95, Action) Undercover
Miami detectives switch lives while investigating
murders linked to stolen heroin. Martin Lawrence,
Will Smith, Tea Leoni, Tcheky Karyo. (3:00) (AL,
AS, V) PARMT March 2 12p, 11:15p; 10 9a; 11
12a; 12 12p
Bad Boys 555 (’82, Drama) A scar-faced
street fighter becomes king of reform school
and spots the guy who assaulted his girlfriend.
Sean Penn, Reni Santoni, Esai Morales, Jim Moody.
(R, 2:03) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 1 11:22a;
2 5:07a, RPLEX March 4 11:20a, 8p; 13 1p; 19
2:15a, 2:05p, 10:47p
Bad Girls 55 (’94, Western) Gunslinging floo-
zies flee town to avoid a hanging and meet an
outlaw with a score to settle. Madeleine Stowe,
Mary Stuart Masterson, Andie MacDowell, Drew Bar-
rymore. (R, 1:39) (V) FXM March 9 10:15a; 10 1a
Bad Santa 555 (’03, Comedy) Two criminals
disguise themselves as St. Nick and an elf to rob
stores at Christmastime. Billy Bob Thornton, Tony
Cox, Brett Kelly, Lauren Graham. (1:45) (AL, AS, N,
SSC, V) FLIX-W March 21 9:45p
Bad Teacher 55 (’11, Comedy) A rude,
drug-abusing educator vies with a perky col-
league for the attentions of a rich and handsome
substitute teacher. Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake,
Jason Segel, Lucy Punch. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS
March 25 3a, 12p
BAD TUTOR (’18, Suspense) Single mom Karen
is focused on getting daughter Emily graduated
and off to college. When she hires Devin to boost
Emily’s grades, the tutor becomes dangerously
obsessed. Vanessa Marcil, Alex Frnka. (2:02) (AS)
LIFE March 3 8p; 4 12a, LIFEMOV March 30 8p;
31 12a
Bad Twin (’16, Suspense) Jen has no idea that
her insane sister’s twin 15-year-old daughters
plan to murder her after she adopts them. Haylie
Duff, Grace Van Dien, Scott Baily (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 11 4p
Baggage Claim 56 (’13, Romance-Com-
edy) As her younger sister’s wedding draws
near, an unmarried flight attendant embarks on
a cross-country search to find a husband of her
own. Paula Patton, Derek Luke, Taye Diggs, Jill Scott.
(3:00) (AL, AS) BET March 7 4p, 10p
Bananas 5556 (’71, Comedy) Rejected by
his radical girlfriend, a wimpy New Yorker heads
for San Marcos to lead its revolution. Woody Allen,
Louise Lasser, Carlos Montalban, Natividad Abascal.
(1:25) (AL, AS) EPIX March 16 7:10a
A Band Called Death 555 (’12, Documen-
tary) Filmmakers Mark Covino and Jeff Howlett
tell the story of the Hackney brothers and how
the discovery of their long-lost demo tape led to
their band’s newfound popularity. (1:39) IPLEX
March 2 11:15a
Bandidas 55 (’06, Western) In 19th-century
Mexico two women join forces against a ruthless
U.S. bank magnate who is stealing land from
peasants. Penélope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Steve Zahn,
Dwight Yoakam. (PG-13, 1:33) (AS, N, V) EWESTN
March 21 8:18a, 11:42p
Bandolero! 555 (’68, Western) Two outlaw
brothers head for Mexico with one’s gang and
a Mexican hostage, followed by a posse. James
Stewart, Dean Martin, Raquel Welch, George Ken-
nedy. (1:49) (AS, V) RPLEX March 19 12:26a; 24
3:04p, 9:52p; 29 6:45a
Bangkok Dangerous 56 (’08, Action) On a
mission to carry out a series of contract killings, a
hit man becomes a street punk’s unlikely mentor
and begins a tentative romance with a shop girl.
Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnarm, Charlie Young, Pan-
ward Hemmanee. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March
10 10p; 14 11:45p; 19 3:30a; 25 12:30a; 30 12:45a
The Bank Job 555 (’08, Crime Drama) In
1971 London, a car dealer and his gang of thieves
break into a bank vault and find far more than
cash and jewelry. Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows,
Richard Lintern, Stephen Campbell Moore. (R, 1:51)
(AL, AS, N, V) IFC-E March 4 1:30p, 10p; 9 2:30p
Barabbas 555 (’62, Historical Drama) The
biblical thief toils, turns gladiator and seeks sal-
vation after being pardoned in place of Christ.
Anthony Quinn, Silvana Mangano, Arthur Kennedy,
Katy Jurado. (3:00) TBN March 18 9p, TCM March
31 8:30p
Barbershop 556 (’02, Comedy) The owner of
a popular barbershop considers selling the place
to a loan shark who wants to convert it into a
strip club. Ice Cube, Anthony Anderson, Cedric the
Entertainer, Sean Patrick Thomas. (3:00) (AL, AS)
BET March 8 7p; 9 4p; 19 4p, 10p
PT-DIG
Barbershop 2: Back in Business 555
(’04, Comedy) The owner of a barbershop faces
pressure from a corporation that is opening
establishments in his neighborhood. Ice Cube,
Cedric the Entertainer, Sean Patrick Thomas, Eve.
(3:00) (AL, AS) BET March 19 7p; 20 4p
Barbershop: The Next Cut 555 (’16,
Comedy) With the barbershop now coed, Calvin,
Eddie and the rest of the gang come up with
a plan to save the neighborhood from crime.
Ice Cube, Cedric the Entertainer, Regina Hall, Sean
Patrick Thomas. (2:00) (AL, AS) EPIX March 16
10p; 17 10a, 6:05p
Barquero 56 (’70, Western) A ferryman and a
mountain man defend Mexican-border settlers
from a black-clad outlaw and his gang. Lee Van
Cleef, Warren Oates, Forrest Tucker, Kerwin Mathews.
(R, 1:58) (AS, V) EWESTN March 5 1:20a; 29 7:24a;
30 1:18a
The Barretts of Wimpole Street 555
(’34, Romance) Victorian poet Robert Browning
courts invalid poet Elizabeth Barrett despite her
stern father. Norma Shearer, Fredric March, Charles
Laughton, Maureen O’Sullivan. 9 (NR, 1:50) TCM
March 21 7:30a
Basquiat 556 (’96, Biography) Self-destruc-
tiveness and disdain for the middle class mark
the life of artist Jean Michel Basquiat, dead of an
overdose in 1988. Jeffrey Wright, Michael Wincott,
Benicio Del Toro, Claire Forlani. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS)
EBLACK March 20 3:38a, 4:35p; 25 12:35p, 10p
Battle for the Planet of the Apes 55
(’73, Science Fiction) Gorilla general Aldo hounds
ape leader Caesar and what’s left of humanity
on simian-ruled future Earth. Roddy McDowall,
Claude Akins, Natalie Trundy, John Huston. (2:00)
AMC March 14 4a
Battle Royale 5556 (’00, Suspense) A
brutal instructor trains teenagers to use weap-
ons so they can fight to the death on a remote
island. Tatsuya Fujiwara, Aki Maeda, Taro Yamamoto,
Masanobu Andô. (2:00) (AS, GV) FLIX-W March 6
12a; 10 11:45p; 14 2:45a; 20 2:45a; 29 1a
Battledogs (’13, Horror) When a strange were-
wolf virus threatens to decimate first New York
and then the world, a rogue general uses the
disease to create an army of supersoldiers. Dennis
Haysbert, Craig Sheffer, Kate Vernon, Bill Duke. (2:00)
SYFY March 5 4a
Battlefield Earth 5 (’00, Science Fiction) A
young man takes a courageous stand against
an alien leader and his cohorts hoarding natural
resources on Earth in the year 3000. John Travolta,
Barry Pepper, Forest Whitaker, Kim Coates. (2:00)
(V) FLIX-W March 1 2p; 4 10:05p; 7 7:35a; 11
1:45a; 20 8p; 24 10:30a; 25 2:20a; 26 12:30p; 30
7:45a; 31 3:35a
Battleship 55 (’12, Science Fiction) An epic
adventure unfolds across the high seas, as Ameri-
can sailors go to war against an army of invading
aliens. Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Rihanna,
Brooklyn Decker. (PG-13, 2:11) (AL, AS, V) FXM
March 5 5p, 7:40p, FX March 23 4p; 24 10a
Baywatch 56 (’17, Comedy) When a danger-
ous crime wave hits the beach, Mitch Buchannon
leads his elite squad of lifeguards on a mission
to prove that you don’t have to wear a badge to
save the bay. Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Priyanka
Chopra, Alexandra Daddario. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) EPIX
March 3 8p; 4 5:40a, 1:50p; 16 8p; 17 8a, 2:20p;
28 8p; 29 4:15a, 1:15p
THE BEACH 55 (’00, Drama) Young people
seek Nirvana on an island off the coast of Thai-
land, only to discover it is not what it seems.
Leonardo DiCaprio, Tilda Swinton, Virginie Ledoyen,
Guillaume Canet. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) VICE March
4 3a, 12a
The Beach Boys: An American Band
556 (’85, Documentary) A profile of the ’60s
group includes “Surfin’ U.S.A.,” “Good Vibra-
tions,” “Wouldn’t It Be Nice.” (2:00) (AL, AS)
AXSTV March 1 6p, 8p; 2 9a, 3p; 4 9a; 10 6p; 11
12a, 7a
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Beach Party 555 (’63, Comedy) An anthro-
pologist studying the sex habits of young people
finds himself in the middle of a pie-throwing
brawl. Bob Cummings, Dorothy Malone, Frankie
Avalon, Annette Funicello. (NR, 1:41) TCM March
4 3p
The Bear 5556 (’88, Adventure) Hunters
chase kodiak bears, an orphan cub and an adult
male, in 1885 British Columbia. Tcheky Karyo, Jack
Wallace, André Lacombe (1:45) (V) FLIX-W March
7 5:15a; 20 6:15a; 29 7:05a
Beast of the Bering Sea (’13, Horror) While
searching for gold, siblings Donna and Joe dis-
turb a colony of vampires in an underwater cave.
Cassie Scerbo, Jonathan Lipnicki, Brandon Beemer,
Jaqueline Fleming. (TV14, 2:00) SYFY March 23 6a
Beatriz at Dinner 555 (’17, Comedy) Holis-
tic healer Beatriz receives a friendly invitation to
stay for a business dinner after her car breaks
down. She soon finds herself in an escalating
war of words with a ruthless real estate mogul
who cares more about money than people. Salma
Hayek, John Lithgow, Connie Britton, Chloë Sevigny.
(1:30) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 1 12:50p, 6:35p; 10
12:35a, 6:25a, 3:45p; 20 8p; 26 10p; 27 6:35p
Beau Brummel 555 (’24, Drama) Silent. The
arrogant London dandy rises and falls, courting
a noblewoman and the Prince of Wales. John
Barrymore, Mary Astor, Willard Louis, Irene Rich.
9 (NR, 2:00) TCM March 11 9p
Beau Brummell 555 (’54, Historical Drama)
The flamboyant arbiter of 19th-century fashion
has a fragile friendship with the Prince of Wales.
Stewart Granger, Elizabeth Taylor, Peter Ustinov,
Robert Morley. (NR, 1:51) TCM March 15 1:45a
The Beautician and the Beast 55 (’97,
Comedy) A wacky beautician leaves Queens, N.Y.,
to tutor a European tyrant’s children in Slovetzia.
Fran Drescher, Timothy Dalton, Ian McNeice, Pat-
rick Malahide. (1:50) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 10
10:33a, 11:43p, MPLEX March 1 11:06p; 2 7:12a,
5p; 14 6:54a, 8p; 25 11:55a, 8:15p; 29 3:10p; 30
1:34a, 10:08a
Beautiful Girls 556 (’96, Comedy) The
opposite sex preoccupies working-class pals
gathered for their high-school reunion in small-
town Massachusetts. Timothy Hutton, Matt Dillon,
Noah Emmerich, Annabeth Gish. (R, 1:52) (AL, AS)
ECLASS March 13 10:47a; 24 12:48a, 3:20p
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 5555 (’91,
Children’s) Animated. A French maiden takes the
place of her captured father in the enchanted
castle of an accursed prince, and her love is
his only chance to resume human form, in the
Disney version of a French fairy-tale. Voices of
Paige O’Hara, Robby Benson, Richard White, Jerry
Orbach. (2:00) FREEFM March 10 8:50p; 11 7:30p;
26 9p; 27 6p
Beauty for Sale 556 (’33, Comedy-Drama)
Beauty-shop workers gossip and dream of meet-
ing eligible men. Madge Evans, Alice Brady, Otto
Kruger, Una Merkel. 9 (NR, 1:25) TCM March
6 5:45a
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMER-
ICA 556 (’96, Comedy) Animated. Beavis and
Butt-head travel from Las Vegas to Washington,
D.C., not realizing that their landlord has sent
them to kill his wife. Voices of Mike Judge, Bruce
Willis, Demi Moore, Robert Stack. (1:23) (AL, AS)
IPLEX March 5 7:28a; 17 4:27p; 18 1:22a
Bebe’s Kids 556 (’92, Comedy) Animated.
Three lonely latchkey kids vent their frustrations.
Based on late comic Robin Harris’ stand-up rou-
tine. Voices of Faizon Love, Vanessa Bell Calloway,
Wayne Collins, Jonell Green. (1:16) (AL, MV) MPLEX
March 12 3:56a, 7:53p; 16 11:29p; 17 7a; 28 2:11a,
2:15p, EBLACK March 22 3:12a, 6:45p
Because I Said So 56 (’07, Romance-Com-
edy) The proud but meddlesome mother of three
women tries to find the perfect man for her
youngest daughter by placing an online personal
ad. Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Lauren Graham,
Piper Perabo. (PG-13, 1:49) (AS, N) ENCR-W March
MOVIES
8 5:17a, ECLASS March 11 4:19a, EFAMLY March
23 1:13a, 9:36p
Bedazzled 555 (’67, Comedy) A short-order
cook with a crush on a waitress makes a deal with
the devil. Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Eleanor Bron,
Raquel Welch. (NR, 1:44) FXM March 4 8:15a; 5 1a
Bedlam 555 (’46, Horror) A portly lord sends
an 18th-century London actress to a madman’s
insane asylum. Boris Karloff, Anna Lee, Billy House,
Glenn Vernon. 9 (NR, 1:19) TCM March 7 12a
Beetlejuice 555 (’88, Comedy) A ghoul helps
a newly dead couple haunt the tasteless new
owners of their beloved home. Michael Keaton,
Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Jeffrey Jones. (2:00)
(AL, MV) SYFY March 10 5p, 7p, 9p; 11 2:30p;
29 9p; 30 7p
Beginners 555 (’10, Drama) Newfound love
elicits a man’s memories of his late father, who
came out of the closet at 75 to fully embrace
his homosexuality. Ewan McGregor, Christopher
Plummer, Mélanie Laurent, Goran Visnjic. (1:46) (AL,
AS) IPLEX March 14 3:47p; 15 12:42a; 24 3:39p;
25 12:52a, 7:35a; 29 1:04p, 9p
Behind Enemy Lines 55 (’01, Action) A
Navy admiral orders the rescue of a fighter pilot
after the Serbs shoot down his plane in Bosnia.
Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman, Gabriel Macht, Charles
Malik Whitfield. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 5
12:30p; 13 12p
Being Evel (’15, Documentary) Filmmaker Daniel
Junge examines the life, career and legacy of
Evel Knievel, the young man from Montana who
stared death in the face to become a legendary
daredevil. (2:00) REELZ March 11 10a
Being There 5556 (’79, Comedy) The pres-
ident and a power broker heed the utterings of
a simple gardener who likes to watch TV. Peter
Sellers, Shirley MacLaine, Jack Warden, Melvyn
Douglas. (2:15) (AS) HDMOV March 3 2:45p; 4
10:45a; 7 7:55p; 12 3:45a
Below the Surface (’16, Suspense) With
help from a reporter, a scuba diving instructor
launches an investigation when her fiance
becomes the prime suspect in a murder case.
Jenny Wade, Taylor Cole, Jordi Vilasuso, Roberto
Sanchez. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 20 10a
Ben 556 (’72, Suspense) A boy befriends a
rat named Ben and forms an army of his rodent
friends. Lee Harcourt Montgomery, Joseph Campan-
ella, Arthur O’Connell, Rosemary Murphy. (PG, 1:33)
(AS, V) TCM March 24 1:30a
Ben-Hur 55 (’16, Adventure) A prince endures
years of slavery to take vengeance on his adopted
brother, a Roman officer who falsely accused
him of treason. Jack Huston, Toby Kebbell, Morgan
Freeman, Rodrigo Santoro. (2:05) (AS, V) EPIX
March 13 8p
BEN-HUR 5555 (’59, Historical Drama)
o An enslaved Judean prince meets his Roman
betrayer, a former friend, in a chariot race.
Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins, Stephen Boyd, Haya
Harareet. (G, 3:32) (AS, MV) TCM March 3 11:45p
The Benchwarmers 56 (’06, Comedy) A
millionaire helps three nerdy buddies form a
baseball team to compete against all the mean
Little Leaguers. David Spade, Rob Schneider, Jon
Heder, Jon Lovitz. (2:00) (AL, AS) FX March 21
9:30a; 22 7a
Best Laid Plans 556 (’99, Crime Drama) A
young man gets caught up with a teacher who
has a girl threatening to file rape charges chained
in his basement. Alessandro Nivola, Reese Wither-
spoon, Josh Brolin, Rocky Carroll. (R, 1:32) (AL, AS)
ESUSP March 17 12:24p
The Best of Times 556 (’86, Comedy) Two
men get to replay a high-school football game 16
years after one dropped the other’s touchdown
pass. Robin Williams, Kurt Russell, Pamela Reed,
Cable B
Holly Palance. (1:46) (AL, AS, V) EFAMLY March 21
2:16a, 9:27p, RPLEX March 6 2:29p, 11:04p; 17
6:14p; 30 3:38a, 4:25p
Best Seller 555 (’87, Crime Drama) A former
hit man for a corporate big shot wants a police
detective/novelist to write about his life. James
Woods, Brian Dennehy, Victoria Tennant, Allison
Balson. (R, 1:32) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 14
12:07p, 7:22p
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 55 (’08, Chil-
dren’s) A pampered pooch from Beverly Hills
must rely on help from scrappy Mexican street
dogs after she is accidentally separated from her
caretaker. Piper Perabo, Jamie Lee Curtis, Voice of
Drew Barrymore, Voice of George Lopez. (1:33) (AS)
EFAMLY March 5 11:51a, 6:27p; 6 8:16a; 11 4:19a,
12:11p, 8p; 22 10:29a, 8p; 23 8:39a; 26 11:55a,
6:25p; 27 8:35a
Beverly Hills Cop 555 (’84, Comedy) A
hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles
and shows local police how to catch a killer.
Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, John Ashton, Lisa
Eilbacher. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) CMT March 3 11p; 4
12p; 10 12:30p, 6p
Beverly Hills Cop II 556 (’87, Comedy) A
clever detective from Detroit shows Los Angeles
how to stop a hit woman’s so-called Alphabet
Crimes. Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Brigitte Niel-
sen, John Ashton. (R, 1:43) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS
March 13 2:45p; 25 1:09p, 9p; 30 4:24p
Beverly Hills Cop III 55 (’94, Comedy) A
hip detective from Detroit tracks a crime ring
to a Los Angeles fun park called WonderWorld.
Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Héctor Elizondo, Tim-
othy Carhart. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 2
7:18a, 4:22p; 21 4:23p; 25 10:45p
BEYOND THE REACH 56 (’14, Suspense)
In the Mojave Desert, a naked and unarmed
hunting guide runs from a wealthy hunter who
wants to ensure his silence in the death of an
old man. Michael Douglas, Jeremy Irvine, Hannah
Mangan-Lawrence, Ronny Cox. (R, 1:31) (AS, V)
ESUSP March 19 9:36a; 23 7:12a
La Biblia Desde el Arca de Noé hasta la Resur-
rección de Jesús, se cuentan las historias más
famosas del Nuevo y el Antiguo Testamento.
(TV14, 1:00) TELM March 4 7p
Big 5556 (’88, Children’s) A wishing machine
turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun
job and a girlfriend. Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins,
Robert Loggia, John Heard. (2:30) (AL, AS) OVATN
March 7 9p; 8 4p; 11 4p; 15 4p; 22 6:30p; 23 4p
The Big Chill 5556 (’83, Comedy-Drama)
Ex-college friends reunite in a big house after a
funeral, to play old records and talk. William Hurt,
Glenn Close, Kevin Kline, Tom Berenger. (R, 1:43)
(AL, AS, BN) TCM March 10 10:30p
Big Daddy 56 (’99, Comedy) Hoping to lure
back his exasperated girlfriend, a goofy slacker
gains custody of a 5-year-old boy. Adam Sandler,
Joey Lauren Adams, Jon Stewart, Dylan Sprouse.
(2:00) (AL, AS) COM March 3 8p, 10p; 18 8p, 10p;
24 9p; 25 3p
Big Driver 55 (’14, Suspense) Her mind shat-
tered, a novelist seeks revenge on the man who
brutally assaulted her on a desolate New England
road. Maria Bello, Olympia Dukakis, Joan Jett, Will
Harris. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 16 6a
Big Fat Liar 55 (’02, Children’s) A teenager
travels to Los Angeles after a sleazy Hollywood
producer turns his school story into a movie.
Frankie Muniz, Paul Giamatti, Amanda Bynes, Amanda
Detmer. (1:30) (AL) EFAMLY March 2 10:20a; 3
6:53a; 20 10:20a, 9:28p; 26 1:55a, 8:48a, MPLEX
March 7 4:11a, 2p; 12 6:41a, 6:23p; 30 3:24a,
3:29p
The Big Hangover 556 (’50, Romance-Com-
edy) The boss’s daughter, an amateur psychiatrist,
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helps a young lawyer allergic to alcohol. Elizabeth
Taylor, Van Johnson, Percy Waram, Fay Holden. 9
(NR, 1:22) TCM March 13 3:30p
The Big Heat 55 (’53, Crime Drama) A gun
moll helps a detective find the gangsters who
killed his wife. Glenn Ford, Gloria Grahame, Joc-
elyn Brando, Alexander Scourby. 9 (NR, 1:30)
TCM March 4 7a
The Big Hit 55 (’98, Action) The kidnapping of
a millionaire’s daughter turns bad for an insecure
hit man and his partner. Mark Wahlberg, Lou Dia-
mond Phillips, Christina Applegate, Avery Brooks. (R,
1:31) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 3 11:27a, 6:14p;
14 2:25a, 4:21p
The Big Leaguer 55 (’53, Drama) Young
players try out for the founder of the New York
Giants Florida training camp. Edward G. Robinson,
Vera-Ellen, Jeff Richards, Richard Jaeckel. 9 (NR,
1:10) TCM March 29 5:15a
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
56 (’11, Comedy) Malcolm Turner and his
stepson go under cover at a girls school of the
performing arts to flush out a killer. Martin Law-
rence, Brandon T. Jackson, Jessica Lucas, Portia
Doubleday. (3:00) (AS, V) BET March 16 8p; 17 2p
The Big Sleep 5556 (’46, Mystery) Ray-
mond Chandler’s private eye Philip Marlowe
follows two wealthy sisters through a maze of
murders. Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Martha
Vickers, John Ridgely. 9 (NR, 1:54) TCM March
20 8:15a
Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me 555
(’12, Documentary) In the 1970s, Memphis-based
band Big Star achieved critical acclaim but not
mainstream success. Despite a lack of popularity,
the band’s music influenced such diverse artists
as R.E.M., Wilco, Jeff Buckley and Elliot Smith. Jon
Auer, Alex Chilton, Rick Clark, Andy Hummel. (1:54)
(AL, AS) IPLEX March 5 10:43a, 10:34p; 31 8:23a
Bigger Than Life 555 (’56, Drama) A teach-
er’s participation in a medical experiment has
devastating consequences when he becomes
addicted to cortisone. James Mason, Barbara
Rush, Walter Matthau, Robert Simon. (NR, 1:35)
FXM March 3 8:20a; 4 4:35a; 15 8:20a; 16 5:55a
BILLIONAIRE RANSOM (’16, Suspense)
A group of difficult, rich teenagers must fight
for their lives when their remote school is taken
over by dangerous criminals. Jeremy Sumpter,
Phoebe Tonkin, Sebastian Koch, Ashley Walters.
(NR, 1:47) (AS) EBLACK March 29 5:33a, ESUSP
March 25 4:09a
Bio-Dome 5 (’96, Comedy) Idiot collegians
bring chaos to the experimental ecosystem in
which they are accidentally sealed for a year.
Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin, William Atherton,
Joey Lauren Adams. (1:36) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March
4 1:11a, 11:26p; 17 2:46a; 18 12a
The Birdcage 555 (’96, Comedy) In Miami
Beach a gay couple pretend to be man and wife
when a son’s future father-in-law and family visit.
Robin Williams, Gene Hackman, Nathan Lane, Dianne
Wiest. (R, 1:59) (AL) ENCR-W March 18 4:28a; 21
6:45a, 5:16p, ECLASS March 13 3:34a, 12:43p; 24
10:45p; 25 2:54p; 29 4:28a
Birdman 5556 (’14, Comedy-Drama) A
washed-up actor, whose previous claim to
fame was his portrayal of a popular superhero,
attempts to recapture his past glory by mounting
a Broadway play. Michael Keaton, Zach Galifianakis,
Edward Norton, Andrea Riseborough. (R, 1:59) (AL,
AS, N, V) FXM March 2 2:30p
THE BIRDS 5556 (’63, Suspense) A San
Francisco playgirl follows a bachelor to Bodega
Bay where, for no apparent reason, flocks of
birds begin killing the populace. Rod Taylor, Tippi
Hedren, Suzanne Pleshette, Jessica Tandy. (PG-13,
1:59) (AS, V) ECLASS March 3 1:12a, 6:58p; 22
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MOVIES
8:16a, 7:50p, ESUSP March 11 8:35a, 10:16p;
19 5:24a, 1:22p, 10:29p; 30 1:48p, 9p; 31 7:49a
The Birthday Wish (’17, Romance) When her
boyfriend fails to propose, a woman makes a
powerful birthday wish that leaves her surprised
at the outcome. Jessy Schram, Luke Macfarlane,
Marcus Rosner, Yvonne Chapman. (2:00) HALL
March 9 6p
Bite the Bullet 555 (’75, Western) Ex-Rough
Riders, an ex-prostitute and a gunfighter enter
a marathon horse race across the desert. Gene
Hackman, Candice Bergen, James Coburn, Ben
Johnson. (2:14) (AL, MV) RPLEX March 19 7:20a,
4:11p; 25 6:56a
The Bitter Buddha 556 (’12, Documentary)
Stand-up comic Eddie Pepitone tries to take his
act to the next level by breaking through his cult
status. (1:33) IPLEX March 3 6:39a; 16 12:15p
Bitter Harvest 55 (’17, Historical Drama)
A young man’s life is changed forever when
the burgeoning Soviet Union’s ambition leads
to Stalin’s army spilling into rural Ukraine. Max
Irons, Aneurin Barnard, Barry Pepper, Terence Stamp.
(1:50) (AS, GV) EPIX March 13 5:10a; 21 9:50a;
27 2:40a
Black Bart 55 (’48, Western) Dancer Lola
Montez distracts Black Bart and his outlaw part-
ner from robbing Wells Fargo. Yvonne De Carlo,
Dan Duryea, Jeffrey Lynn, Percy Kilbride. (NR, 1:20)
EWESTN March 1 6:54a; 6 12:38p; 7 1:18a
BLACK BEAUTY 556 (’71, Children’s) A
film based on Anna Sewell’s novel tells about an
ebony horse and its treatment at the hands of
different owners. Mark Lester, Walter Slezak, Peter
Lee Lawrence, Ursula Glas. (1:47) RPLEX March 7
9a, 6:11p; 11 12:40p; 23 7:13a, 2:05p; 31 2:25p,
10:17p, EFAMLY March 2 6:59a; 3 1:10a
Black Christmas 56 (’06, Horror) An
unknown caller first harasses then murders a
group of sorority sisters during a holiday break.
Katie Cassidy, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey
Chabert, Michelle Trachtenberg. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS,
GV, N) ESUSP March 14 12:22a; 20 2:09a
Black Christmas 555 (’74, Horror) Sorority
sisters and their drunken housemother fall prey to
an obscene yuletide caller. Olivia Hussey, Margot
Kidder, Keir Dullea, Andrea Martin. (1:45) (AL, AS,
V) FLIX-W March 13 3:15a; 16 3:25a
Black Dog 55 (’98, Action) A trucker with
a vehicular manslaughter conviction agrees to
drive a suspicious shipment for his boss. Patrick
Swayze, Meat Loaf, Randy Travis, Gabriel Casseus.
(PG-13, 1:28) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 5 2p; 6
11:15a; 10 11:45a
Black Dynamite 556 (’09, Comedy) After
“The Man” kills his brother and poisons the
neighborhood with tainted liquor, a kung fu
fighter wages a war that takes him all the way
to Nixon’s White House. Michael Jai White, Kym
Whitley, Tommy Davidson, Kevin Chapman. (R, 1:30)
(AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 1 1:30a
Black Hills 55 (’47, Western) Two cowboys
get the drop on a saloonkeeper who covets a
rancher’s gold mine. Eddie Dean, Roscoe Ates, Shir-
ley Patterson, Terry Frost. 9 (NR, 1:00) EWESTN
March 3 9:55a; 6 6:52a
The Black Knight 55 (’54, Adventure) A
common swordsmith freelances for King Arthur
to prove himself worthy of an earl’s daughter. Alan
Ladd, Patricia Medina, Andre Morell, Harry Andrews.
(NR, 1:25) TCM March 6 3:30p
Black Mass 555 (’15, Crime Drama) Form-
ing an alliance with FBI agent John Connolly in
1970s Boston, Irish gangster James “Whitey”
Bulger increases his power and evades capture
to become one of the most dangerous criminals
in U.S. history. Johnny Depp, Joel Edgerton, Benedict
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
Cumberbatch, Dakota Johnson. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV)
HIST March 11 12:30p
Black Sheep 56 (’96, Comedy) To head off
political embarrassment, the aide of a guberna-
torial candidate shepherds his boss’s uncouth
brother. Chris Farley, David Spade, Tim Matheson,
Christine Ebersole. (PG-13, 1:27) (AL, AS) ENCR-W
March 11 1:05p; 22 7:31p; 23 2:03p, ECLASS March
14 9:30p
The Black Stallion Returns 556 (’83,
Children’s) Teenage Alec jets to North Africa to
win back his beloved Arabian horse, stolen by
Moroccans. Kelly Reno, Teri Garr, Vincent Spano,
Allen Goorwitz. (1:44) (AL) EFAMLY March 8 11:58p;
9 1:16p; 17 1:02a, 1:32p; 30 4a, 11:39a, RPLEX
March 12 6:27a; 22 4:33p
Blackhat 556 (’15, Suspense) A convicted
hacker is released from prison and joins forces
with American and Chinese partners to track
down a high-level, international cybercrime
network. Chris Hemsworth, Tang Wei, Viola Davis,
Ritchie Coster. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 19 7a
Blackhat: Director’s Cut 556 (’15, Sus-
pense) A convicted hacker is released from prison
and joins forces with American and Chinese part-
ners to track down a high-level, international
cybercrime network. Chris Hemsworth, Tang Wei,
Viola Davis, Ritchie Coster. (NR, 2:16) (AS, V) FXM
March 4 10p; 5 12p
Blackmail 555 (’29, Suspense) A Scotland
Yard inspector deals with a blackmailer who
knows that the lawman’s fiancee killed an artist.
Anny Ondra, John Longden, Donald Calthrop, Cyril
Ritchard. 9 (NR, 1:26) TCM March 20 3:30p
Blackmail 556 (’39, Crime Drama) A fugitive
from a chain gang becomes an oil-well firefighter
and meets the man who framed him. Edward
G. Robinson, Ruth Hussey, Gene Lockhart, Bobs
Watson. 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 20 12p
Blacula 556 (’72, Horror) Los Angeles interior
decorators buy the coffin of an African prince
bitten by Dracula centuries before. William Mar-
shall, Denise Nicholas, Vonetta McGee, Thalmus
Rasulala. (PG, 1:32) (AS, V) ESUSP March 2 2:06p,
10:42p; 20 12:33a
Blade 556 (’98, Horror) A man with vampire
blood and his mortal partner hunt a rebel vampire
and his coterie of undead. Wesley Snipes, Stephen
Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N’Bushe Wright. (2:30)
(AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 20 12:45p; 21 9a, USA
March 12 1:30a
Blades of Glory 555 (’07, Comedy) Several
years after being banned from men’s singles com-
petition, two rival skaters exploit a loophole that
allows them to compete as a pair. Will Ferrell, Jon
Heder, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler. (2:00) (AL, AS, V)
TBS March 31 12a
Blair Witch 55 (’16, Horror) A group of friends
and their two guides encounter the legendary
Blair Witch while exploring the Black Hills Forest
in Maryland. James Allen McCune, Callie Hernandez,
Corbin Reid, Brandon Scott. (1:30) (AL, AS) EPIX
March 10 12:30p; 22 11:45p; 23 4:30p
Blast From the Past 55 (’99,
Romance-Comedy) A man who grew up inside
a nuclear fallout shelter is sent out for supplies
for him and his parents. Brendan Fraser, Alicia Sil-
verstone, Christopher Walken, Sissy Spacek. (2:00)
(AL, AS) TBS March 19 1:30a
Blended 56 (’14, Romance-Comedy) Soon
after their blind date goes disastrously wrong,
two single parents and their children end up
sharing a suite together at an African resort.
Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Joel McHale, Wendi
McLendon-Covey. (2:30) (AL, AS) COM March 24
2p, 6:30p
Blind Obsession (’01, Drama) A woman who
relies on her therapist-sister feels threatened
when the latter forms a relationship with a
policeman blinded in a gunfight. Brad Johnson,
Megan Gallagher, Roxana Zal, Leslie Hardy. (2:00)
(AS) LIFEMOV March 8 6a
The Blind Side 555 (’09, Drama) A well-
to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen
and helps him realize his potential on and off the
football field. Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Quinton
Aaron, Jae Head. (3:00) (AS, V) E! March 3 7p, 10p
Blonde Ambition 56 (’07, Romance-Com-
edy) A young professional becomes the unwitting
pawn in a plot by two executives to take over
a company. Jessica Simpson, Luke Wilson, Larry
Miller, Penelope Ann Miller. (1:35) (AS) MPLEX
March 2 9:02a, 3:25p; 24 11:48a, 8:19p; 25 8:59a;
29 3:56a, 1:35p
Blood Simple 555 (’84, Suspense) A jealous
bar owner hires a malevolent private detective
to kill his straying wife and her lover. John Getz,
Frances McDormand, M. Emmet Walsh, Dan Hedaya.
(R, 1:37) (AL, AS, GV) TCM March 17 10:45p
Blood, Sweat and Lies (’18, Suspense) A
recent gym junkie’s new personal trainer begins
to take their relationship to dangerous levels.
Hannah Barefoot, Adam Huber, Briana Lane, Matt
Cedeno. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 10p; 5 2a
Blown Away 55 (’94, Suspense) An Irish
explosives expert targets an old foe and his
family living in Boston. Jeff Bridges, Tommy Lee
Jones, Lloyd Bridges, Forest Whitaker. (2:05) (AL,
V) EPIX March 24 2:30a
Blue Chips 556 (’94, Drama) Corrupt
recruiting practices cast a cloud over a college
basketball coach’s discovery of three amazing
players. Nick Nolte, Mary McDonnell, Shaquille
O’Neal, J.T. Walsh. (2:00) (AL) FLIX-W March 25
10:30a
Blue-Eyed Butcher (’12, Docudrama) Susan
Wright stands trial for the murder of her husband
in their Texas home. Sara Paxton, Lisa Edelstein,
Justin Bruening, W. Earl Brown. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 21 9:30a
Blue Steel 55 (’34, Western) Marshal John
Carruthers helps a sheriff find out who stole
the town’s payroll, and together they discover
the town’s leader stole the money to buy up
all the land. John Wayne, Eleanor Hunt, George
Hayes, Edward Peil. 9 (NR, :54) EWESTN March
17 9:25a; 19 6:12a
Blue Velvet 555 (’86, Suspense) A young
man ties the mystery of a severed ear to a road-
house floozy and her tormentor. Kyle MacLachlan,
Isabella Rossellini, Dennis Hopper, Laura Dern. (R,
2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March 5 6:16a, ESUSP
March 9 5:23a, 3:28p
Blue, White and Perfect 55 (’42, Crime
Drama) Private eye Michael Shayne tracks
industrial diamonds stolen by spies, bound for
Honolulu. Lloyd Nolan, Mary Beth Hughes, Helene
Reynolds 9 (NR, 1:18) FXM March 17 6:05a
Blurt (’18, Comedy) When Jeremy puts on virtual
reality glasses, he loses his “inside voice” and
starts speaking every thought out loud. Desper-
ate to get back to normal, Jeremy and his sister
must figure out how to convince his brain that
he can speak up for himself. Jace Norman, JoJo
Siwa, Lillian Doucet-Roche, Aliza Vellani. (1:00) NICK
March 4 2p
Bobbikins 55 (’59, Comedy) A 14-month-
old baby begins talking to his father, giving him
stock-market tips from the Chancellor of the
Exchequer. Max Bygraves, Shirley Jones, Steven
Stocker, Billie Whitelaw. 9 (NR, 1:30) FXM March
22 7:40a; 23 3a
Bolt 5556 (’08, Children’s) Animated. Thinking
he has real superpowers, the canine star of a hit
TV show travels cross-country from Hollywood to
New York to rescue his owner and co-star. Voices
of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus, Susie Essman, Mark
Walton. (1:37) (AS) EFAMLY March 10 4:39a, 1:47p,
8:40p; 18 9:35a, 3:59p; 26 10:17a, 8p; 27 5:19a
Bombshell 555 (’33, Comedy) A high-strung
movie actress finds her life is not her own once a
dynamic and domineering publicity agent takes
over. Jean Harlow, Lee Tracy, Franchot Tone, Frank
Morgan. 9 (NR, 1:35) TCM March 24 3:15a
Bonanza: The Return 55 (’93, Western)
Ben Cartwright’s old friend and the ranch fore-
man join the family to defend the Ponderosa
from a tycoon. Ben Johnson, Richard Roundtree,
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MV) MPLEX March 11 9:17p; 12 9:56a; 17 11:34a
Bonanza: Under Attack (’95, Western) A
Pinkerton renegade and his gang descend on the
Cartwright Ponderosa in pursuit of a reformed
outlaw. Leonard Nimoy, Dennis Farina, Ben Johnson,
Richard Roundtree. (1:32) (AL, AS, V) MPLEX March
17 1:09p; 20 10:22a
Bond of Silence (’10, Docudrama) Katy McIn-
tosh seeks answers when her husband dies while
trying to subdue teenage partygoers. Kim Raver,
Charlie McDermott, Greg Grunberg, Haley Ramm.
(2:00) LIFE March 3 12p, LIFEMOV March 28 8a
A Bone to Pick: An Aurora Teagarden
Mystery (’15, Mystery) Aurora Teagarden,
librarian and proud member of the Real Murders
Club, finds a human skull hidden in the window
seat of her house. Candace Cameron Bure, Lexa
Doig, Marilu Henner, Stephen Huszar. (2:00) HALLMV
March 18 9a
BONNIE AND CLYDE 5555 (’67, Crime
Drama) Acclaimed account of the gun-toting
bank robbers and the trail of terror they blazed
through the Southwest in the ’30s. Warren Beatty,
Faye Dunaway, Michael J. Pollard, Gene Hackman.
(R, 1:51) (AS, V) TCM March 19 5p
Boo! A Madea Halloween 55 (’16,
Comedy) Cranky, fast-talking Madea finds herself
under attack from ghosts, ghouls and zombies
after breaking up a fraternity’s Halloween party.
Tyler Perry, Cassi Davis, Patrice Lovely, Liza Koshy.
(1:45) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 2 8p; 3 9:35a, 2:50p;
18 10:30p; 19 10:05a, 6:15p
The Book of Life 555 (’14, Children’s)
Animated. Torn between family expectations
and following his heart, a young man journeys
through three fantastic worlds and faces his
greatest fears. Voices of Diego Luna, Zoë Saldana,
Channing Tatum, Ice Cube. (2:00) (AS) FXX March
17 9a; 18 6a
THE BOOK OF LOVE 55 (’16, Come-
dy-Drama) Hoping to find her long-lost father, a
troubled teen asks a widowed architect to build
her a raft that can sail across the ocean. Jason
Sudeikis, Maisie Williams, Jessica Biel, Orlando
Jones. (PG-13, 1:44) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 1
8:43a, 12:51a, EBLACK March 19 2:49p, 10:52p,
EFAMLY March 9 4:39p, 11:26p
The Boondock Saints 55 (’99, Crime
Drama) Two brothers, believing themselves to
be on a mission from God, begin killing members
of Boston’s underworld. Willem Dafoe, Sean Patrick
Flanery, Norman Reedus, David Della Rocco. (1:55)
(AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 1 4p; 2 12:30a; 5 1p,
10:05p; 10 1p, 8p; 23 6p; 24 3:15a
The Border 556 (’82, Drama) Easy money
lures an American border patrol officer into his
partner’s sideline of smuggling illegals into Texas.
Jack Nicholson, Harvey Keitel, Valerie Perrine, Warren
Oates. (R, 1:47) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 11
5:09a, IPLEX March 28 7:51a
Born Yesterday 5556 (’50, Com-
edy-Drama) A scrap-metal tycoon pays a
Washington newsman to make his girlfriend
couth. Judy Holliday, William Holden, Broderick
Crawford, Howard St. John. 9 (NR, 1:43) TCM
March 4 9a
Boss of Lonely Valley 55 (’37, Western)
Two villains meet resistance from a woman’s
beau when they try to steal her ranch. Buck Jones,
Muriel Evans, Harvey Clark, Walter Miller. 9 (NR,
:59) EWESTN March 28 6:39a; 31 5:35a
THE BOUNTY HUNTER 56 (’10,
Romance-Comedy) Originally hired to track down
his bail-jumping ex-wife, a bounty hunter soon
finds himself on the run for his life. Jennifer Anis-
ton, Gerard Butler, Christine Baranski, Jason Sudeikis.
(2:30) (AL, AS, V) VH1 March 10 7p; 11 1:30p
The Bourne Identity 555 (’02, Action) A
woman helps an amnesiac, who has a dangerous
past, to dodge assassins as he tries to learn about
himself. Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper,
Clive Owen. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 30 7p
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The Bourne Supremacy 555 (’04, Action)
A CIA chief sends a senior operative to take down
Jason Bourne when it appears the rogue agent
is behind the deaths of two people. Matt Damon,
Franka Potente, Brian Cox, Julia Stiles. (2:30) (AL,
AS, V) PARMT March 30 10p
The Bourne Ultimatum 555 (’07, Action)
Jason Bourne continues his international quest to
uncover his true identity while staying one step
ahead of those who want to kill him. Matt Damon,
Julia Stiles, Joan Allen, David Strathairn. (2:30) (AS,
V) PARMT March 31 12:30a
Bowfinger 555 (’99, Comedy) A broke pro-
ducer hires a nerd who looks like a famous actor
and other misfits to star in his latest movie. Steve
Martin, Eddie Murphy, Heather Graham, Christine
Baranski. (1:45) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 10 6:15p
BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE 5556
(’02, Documentary) Filmmaker Michael Moore’s
Oscar-winning examination of gun violence and
America’s love affair with firearms. Michael Moore,
George W. Bush, Dick Clark, Charlton Heston. (2:05)
(AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 3 12:40p; 4 2:20a, 3a; 7
7a; 12 6a; 27 1:40p; 28 10:15a
Boy in the Attic (’16, Suspense) A teen girl
falls in love with the boy who’s been hiding in
the attic of her family’s new home. When she
learns that he’s been accused of murder, she will
have a tough decision to make. Abbie Cobb, Max
Lloyd-Jones, Gina Holden, Michael St. John Smith.
(2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 4 12p
Boyfriend Killer (’17, Suspense) After the
death of her son in a car crash, a grieving woman
starts to suspect that his vindictive girlfriend set
it up to look like an accident. Barbie Castro, Pat-
rick Muldoon, Kate Mansi, Yancy Butler. (2:00) (AS)
LIFEMOV March 13 10p; 14 2a
BOYS OF ABU GHRAIB (’14, Drama) A
rookie guard at the Abu Ghraib prison secretly
befriends an Iraqi detainee who is suspected of
constructing a bomb that killed innocent civil-
ians. Luke Moran, Sean Astin, John Heard, Michael
Welch. (1:44) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 4 11:43a;
5 4:11a; 19 7:53a
The Brady Bunch Movie 555 (’95,
Comedy) The Bradys and their TV-series clan
refuse to sell their home to a shady real-estate
developer. Shelley Long, Gary Cole, Michael McKean,
Jean Smart. (2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 6 12a
Braveheart 5556 (’95, Historical Drama)
o Enraged by the killing of his wife, Scotsman
William Wallace leads a revolt against the
tyrannical English king in the 13th century.
Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan,
Catherine McCormack. (R, 2:57) (AS, GV, N) TCM
March 3 8:30p
Breach 555 (’07, Suspense) The FBI charges
a newly promoted employee with the task of
finding proof that a renowned agent is a traitor
to the country. Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillippe, Laura
Linney, Dennis Haysbert. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W
March 8 1:15p; 9 1:15a; 12 3:40a; 16 2:25p; 17
12:40a; 21 11a, 11:30p; 24 8:30a, 10:30p; 27 10a,
5:35p; 30 6p; 31 1:45a
The Break-Up 55 (’06, Romance-Comedy)
Former lovers live together as hostile roommates
when both refuse to move out of their shared
condominium. Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston, Joey
Lauren Adams, Cole Hauser. (PG-13, 1:47) (AL, AS,
N) SUND March 4 6:30p, 11:30p; 31 1:30p
Breakfast at Tiffany’s 5556 (’61,
Romance-Comedy) New York playgirl Holly Goli-
ghtly puzzles a writer who lives in her building.
Audrey Hepburn, George Peppard, Patricia Neal,
Buddy Ebsen. (NR, 1:55) (AS) TCM March 21 5p
Breakheart Pass 556 (’76, Western) An
undercover agent rides an Old West train with
troops, killers and a mystery on board. Charles
Bronson, Ben Johnson, Jill Ireland, Richard Crenna.
(PG, 1:35) (AL, AS, V) TCM March 27 10:45p
Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo 55 (’84,
Musical) Kelly quits her job dancing in a chorus
line in Los Angeles and goes home. Ignoring her
father’s wishes, Kelly teams up with her friends
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for a break-dancing benefit show to save an
endangered community center. Lucinda Dickey,
Adolfo “Shabba-Doo” Quinones, Michael “Booga-
loo Shrimp” Chambers, Susie Bono. (1:37) (AL)
EFAMLY March 1 6:23p; 7 12:23a, RPLEX March
26 4:48p; 27 6:28a; 30 5:24a, EBLACK March 3
4:37p, 11:46p; 13 6:49a, 9:22p; 18 6:47a, 6:36p
Brewster’s Millions 55 (’45, Comedy) A
returning GI inherits a fortune but must spend $1
million in 60 days to get it. Dennis O’Keefe, Helen
Walker, Eddie “Rochester” Anderson, June Havoc.
9 (NR, 1:19) TCM March 18 5:30a
Brick 555 (’05, Mystery) A teenage loner
infiltrates his high school’s roughest circles to
find the truth behind his ex-girlfriend’s death.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Lukas Haas, Nora Zehetner,
Noah Fleiss. (1:52) (AS, V) IPLEX March 5 8:51a,
5:45p; 18 10:35a, 10:54p; 31 10:17a, 5:39p
Bridal Wave (’15, Drama) A woman planning for
her wedding at a resort meets a charming local
right before the ceremony and has to choose
between the man who can care for her financially
or the man who truly understands her. Arielle
Kebbel, Andrew W. Walker, David Haydn-Jones,
Jaclyn Smith. (2:00) HALL March 3 11a
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN 5555 (’35,
Horror) Baron Frankenstein creates a hissing,
frizzy-haired female for his other monster. Boris
Karloff, Elsa Lanchester, Colin Clive, Valerie Hobson.
9 (1:17) RPLEX March 3 11:31a; 18 10:45a; 19
6:02a; 23 6:43p; 29 10:35a
THE BRIDGE AT REMAGEN 555 (’69,
War) An Army lieutenant and a Nazi major ponder
whether to blow up or save the last bridge across
the Rhine. George Segal, Robert Vaughn, Ben Gaz-
zara, Bradford Dillman. (2:00) (AS, BN, V) HDMOV
March 12 2:05p; 13 9:50a; 18 6p, 10:05p; 28 1a
THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI
o 5555 (’57, War) A British POW colonel orders
his men to build their Japanese captor a railway
bridge in the jungle. William Holden, Alec Guinness,
Sessue Hayakawa, Jack Hawkins. (PG, 2:41) (AS,
MV) TCM March 1 5p
Bridge to Terabithia 555 (’07, Children’s)
A boy and his new friend, the class outsider,
create an imaginary world in which they rule
as king and queen. Josh Hutcherson, AnnaSophia
Robb, Zooey Deschanel, Robert Patrick. (2:02) (AL,
AS) SYFY March 13 9:18a; 14 2a; 30 9a; 31 4a
A Brilliant Young Mind 555 (’14, Come-
dy-Drama) Struggling to build relationships with
others, a teenage math prodigy develops a bud-
ding friendship with a young girl while competing
at the International Mathematics Olympiad. Asa
Butterfield, Rafe Spall, Sally Hawkins, Eddie Marsan.
(1:55) (AL, AS) EPIX March 16 8:35a
Bring It On 556 (’00, Comedy) An urban
cheerleading squad accuses a champion team’s
captain of stealing its choreography on the eve of
a national competition. Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku,
Jesse Bradford, Gabrielle Union. (2:00) (AL, AS)
BRAVO March 3 1p, 5p
Bringing Down the House 55 (’03,
Comedy) After chatting with a divorced attor-
ney online, a prison escapee wants him to help
prove her innocence. Steve Martin, Queen Latifah,
Eugene Levy, Joan Plowright. (2:30) (AL, AS) AMC
March 16 2:30a
Broken Arrow 55 (’96, Action) An Air Force
pilot matches wits with a renegade colleague
who is threatening to detonate a pair of nuclear
warheads. John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha
Mathis, Delroy Lindo. (R, 1:48) (AL, V) ENCR-W
March 9 5:48a; 31 2:08p, 10:58p, ESUSP March 5
9:48a, 7:09p; 27 7:09p
Broken City 556 (’13, Crime Drama) A former
cop becomes embroiled in a bigger scandal than
he realized after being hired to tail the cheating
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wife of the mayor. Mark Wahlberg, Russell Crowe,
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jeffrey Wright. (1:55) (AL, AS,
V) HDMOV March 7 4:05p; 8 11:55a; 13 4:05p; 14
12:55a; 22 2:25p; 23 11:30a; 30 12p; 31 8:40a
Broken Flowers 555 (’05, Comedy-Drama)
Informed he may have a son, an aging bachelor
reunites with his former girlfriends to find out
the truth. Bill Murray, Jeffrey Wright, Sharon Stone,
Frances Conroy. (R, 1:47) (AL, AS, N) EBLACK March
15 1:59a, 12:06p; 21 8:05a, 9:22p
Broken Promise (’16, Suspense) A man takes
the fall for his friends after they break into a
mansion and accidentally kill the owner. Twenty
years later, he is released and becomes obsessed
with his old girlfriend. Ashley Scott, Louis Mandylor,
Nick Baillie, Lauren York. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV
March 18 4p
Broken Trail A cowboy and his nephew rescue
five Chinese from prostitution. (2:00) OVATN
March 30 7a, 9a
A Bronx Tale 5556 (’93, Drama) The son of
an honest bus driver looks up to a local mob boss
amid racial tension in 1960s New York. Robert De
Niro, Chazz Palminteri, Lillo Brancato, Francis Capra.
(R, 2:02) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 13 3p; 14 10:30a,
AMC March 22 11p; 23 2:30p; 31 5:30p
Brothers 555 (’09, Drama) After his brother
is presumed dead in Afghanistan, a drifter and
his sister-in-law are drawn together through their
grief and unexpected attraction. Tobey Maguire,
Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman, Sam Shepard.
(1:45) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 2 12a, 4:30p; 19
5:40a
Bruce Almighty 556 (’03, Comedy) After
a bad day at work, a frustrated reporter meets
God, who endows him with divine powers for
one week. Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer
Aniston, Philip Baker Hall. (2:00) (AL, AS) AMC
March 1 10:30p; 2 5p; 22 12:30p; 23 9:30a, SUND
March 31 4p
THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY 5556
(’78, Biography) The Lubbock, Texas, rock ’n’ roller
becomes a star with the Crickets, then dies in
a 1959 plane crash at age 22. Gary Busey, Don
Stroud, Charles Martin Smith, William Jordan. (2:00)
(AL, AS) HDMOV March 4 3p; 5 2a, 3a; 9 6:25a;
15 3:40a; 20 4:35a
Buffalo 66 555 (’98, Drama) Seeking parental
approval and revenge on the man who jailed
him, a newly released convict involves a teen in
his schemes. Vincent Gallo, Christina Ricci, Anjel-
ica Huston, Ben Gazzara. (1:50) (AL, AS, N) EPIX
March 6 5:25a
BUG 56 (’75, Horror) A scientist experiments
with mutated insects freed by an earthquake,
making matters worse. Bradford Dillman, Joanna
Miles, Richard Gilliland, Jamie Smith Jackson. (1:42)
(AS, MV) RPLEX March 8 6:06a, 6:18p; 13 6:06a;
19 12:22p
A Bug’s Life 555 (’98, Children’s) Animated.
An inventor ant teams up with other insects to
keep a gang of grasshoppers from terrorizing his
colony. Voices of Dave Foley, Kevin Spacey, Julia
Louis-Dreyfus, Hayden Panettiere. (G, 1:36) DISN
March 26 8p; 27 2p
Bugsy 5556 (’91, Biography) New York gang-
ster Bugsy Siegel goes Hollywood with a tan, a
mistress and a mad vision of Las Vegas. Warren
Beatty, Annette Bening, Harvey Keitel, Ben Kings-
ley. (2:20) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 2 12:30p; 3
1:35a, 3a, 8:10a; 13 1:45p; 21 12:25p; 22 12:25p;
30 1:55p
Bull Durham 555 (’88, Romance-Comedy) A
literary baseball groupie romances a pitcher and
a catcher on a minor-league North Carolina team.
Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Trey
Wilson. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN) OVATN March 6 4:30p;
10 1p; 11 11a; 12 2p; 16 10p; 25 10p
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Bulletproof 56 (’96, Action) A mobster’s
goons pursue a fugitive underling turning state’s
evidence to an undercover policeman he once
shot. Damon Wayans, Adam Sandler, James Caan,
Kristen Wilson. (1:30) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March
17 6:30p
A Bundle of Trouble: An Aurora Tea-
garden Mystery (’17, Mystery) Aurora
Teagarden and her boyfriend Martin are thrilled
when they get an unexpected visit from his niece
and her new baby. Their excitement is short lived
when his niece disappears and the baby is left
behind. Candace Cameron Bure, Marilu Henner, Yan-
nick Bisson, Lexa Doig. (2:00) HALLMV March 18 7p
THE ’BURBS 556 (’89, Comedy) A subur-
ban homeowner’s week off with his wife turns
sour after odd neighbors move in next door.
Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, Carrie Fisher, Rick Ducom-
mun. (2:30) (AL, AS, MV) OVATN March 7 1:30p;
8 11:30a; 11 11:30p; 12 11:30a; 17 1:30p; 18
11a; 23 9p, HDMOV March 11 9:15p; 16 4:15p; 24
12:10p; 25 10:30a; 29 2:20p; 30 4:30a
Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy
Grail An investigation into the knights’ 4,000-
mile network and underground movements.
(TVPG, 1:00) HIST March 14 8p; 15 12:03a; 21
8p; 22 12:03a; 28 8p; 29 12:03a
Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy
Grail An investigation into the true fate of the
Knights Templar begins in Jerusalem. (TVPG, 1:00)
(Part 1 of 2) HIST March 2 8a
Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy
Grail In Acre, Israel, the team investigates the
purpose of the Templars’ tunnel system. (TVPG,
1:00) (Part 2 of 2) HIST March 2 9a
Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy
Grail The team turns their attention to the Tem-
plars’ moment of reckoning: the fall of the order
in 1307. (TVPG, 1:00) HIST March 2 10a
Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy
Grail Seven years after the alleged end of the
Templars, signs they were rising again appear in
Portugal. (TVPG, 1:00) HIST March 2 11a
BURN COUNTRY (’16, Drama) An exiled
Afghan journalist moves to Northern California.
When he tries to rise above his menial job on
a police blotter by covering a local crime, he’s
drawn into a world of violence. Dominic Rains,
Melissa Leo, James Franco, Rachel Brosnahan. (NR,
1:43) (AS) ESUSP March 8 3:38p
Burning Blue 56 (’14, Drama) An investi-
gation into a series of fatal accidents leads to
the exposure of a clandestine affair between
two Navy pilots. Trent Ford, Morgan Spector, Rob
Mayes, William Lee Scott. (1:45) (AL, AS, N) EPIX
March 5 7:15a
Bus Stop 5556 (’56, Comedy-Drama) A
brash young cowboy gets off the bus in Phoenix
and courts a cafe singer. Marilyn Monroe, Don
Murray, Arthur O’Connell, Betty Field. (1:37) RPLEX
March 12 3:20a, 10p; 18 9:08a, 4:27p; 22 7:50a,
2:56p; 31 12:42a, 6:23p
Butterfield 8 556 (’60, Drama) A Manhattan
call girl has a tragic affair with a rich married
man. Elizabeth Taylor, Laurence Harvey, Eddie Fisher,
Dina Merrill. (NR, 1:49) (AS) TCM March 15 5p
Bye Bye Braverman 555 (’68, Come-
dy-Drama) Four New York intellectuals try to pay
their last respects but cannot find the funeral.
George Segal, Jack Warden, Joseph Wiseman,
Jessica Walter. (NR, 1:34) (AL, AS) TCM March
10 11:30p
C March 4 12:12p
Cabaret 5556 (’72, Musical) Multiple Oscars
went to this tale about an American chanteuse
in Berlin caught in the rising tide of Nazism. Liza
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Minnelli, Joel Grey, Michael York, Helmut Griem.
(2:05) (AS, V) HDMOV March 1 3a, 1:15p; 11 6:45a;
28 2p; 29 10:20a
Cabin Fever: Patient Zero 5 (’14, Horror)
Vacationers think they’ve found the perfect place
for a bachelor party, but a deadly, flesh-eating
virus is waiting to infect them. Sean Astin, Currie
Graham, Ryan Donowho, Brando Eaton. (2:00) (AS,
V) SYFY March 6 12:30a, 10a
The Cabin in the Woods 555 (’11,
Horror) Two unseen scientists manipulate the
gory goings-on at a backwoods cabin inhabited
by a group of unsuspecting college friends. Kris-
ten Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison,
Fran Kranz. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) SYFY March
3 2:30p; 4 9a
Cabinet of Caligari 55 (’62, Horror) A delir-
ious young woman feels trapped in a remote
mansion at the mercy of a madman. Glynis Johns,
Dan O’Herlihy, Dick Davalos, Lawrence Dobkin. 9
(NR, 1:45) FXM March 7 6:50a
Cadillac Records 555 (’08, Drama) In
1950s Chicago, Leonard Chess starts his own
recording company and launches the careers
of Etta James, Muddy Waters and others. Adrien
Brody, Beyoncé Knowles, Jeffrey Wright, Gabrielle
Union. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 9 2:58a,
2:35p, 11:08p; 25 3:54p, 11:49p
Calamity Jane 555 (’53, Musical) Wild West
sharpshooter Jane falls for Wild Bill Hickok and
tries to act more ladylike. Doris Day, Howard Keel,
Allyn McLerie, Philip Carey. (NR, 1:41) TCM March
31 9a
Call Me Kuchu (’11, Documentary) In Uganda,
openly gay David Kato and his fellow activists
work to defeat new legislation in their country
that would make homosexuality punishable by
death. (NR, 1:27) EBLACK March 4 12:49p; 5 5:17a;
15 12:31a, 3:05p; 31 3:17a, 2:14p
Call of the Wild 555 (’35, Adventure) Pros-
pectors and an abandoned woman mush the
Yukon with a dog sled led by Buck. Clark Gable,
Loretta Young, Jack Oakie, Frank Conroy. 9 (NR,
1:25) FXM March 8 7:25a; 9 3a
Campfire Kiss (’17, Romance-Comedy) A single
mother takes her son camping. Soon after she
arrives, she starts to butt heads with her cabin
neighbor, a single father and outdoors man, who
is also in search of a connection with his teen
daughter. Danica McKellar, Paul Greene, Dylan Kin-
gwell, Barbara Niven. (2:00) HALL March 16 8p
The Candidate 555 (’72, Comedy-Drama)
An image maker grooms the son of a political
boss for a token bid in a U.S. Senate race. Robert
Redford, Peter Boyle, Melvyn Douglas, Don Porter.
(1:55) (AS) HDMOV March 2 7:20p; 3 3:55a; 7
3:20a; 13 11:50a; 19 4:05p; 20 12:40a; 29 12:25p
Can’t Hardly Wait 55 (’98, Comedy) A teen
decides to proclaim his love for a classmate at
their high-school graduation party. Jennifer
Love Hewitt, Ethan Embry, Charlie Korsmo, Lauren
Ambrose. (PG-13, 1:38) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March
12 4:25a; 21 7:17p
Can’t Help Singing 55 (’44, Musical) A
westbound U.S. senator’s daughter falls in love
with a pioneer by the time she reaches Califor-
nia. Deanna Durbin, Robert Paige, Akim Tamiroff,
David Bruce. (NR, 1:29) EWESTN March 5 4:31a;
11 4:52p; 12 1:20a; 15 8:58a
Cape Fear 555 (’62, Suspense) A Southern
lawyer sets a trap on a houseboat for a twisted
ex-convict terrorizing his family. Gregory Peck,
Robert Mitchum, Polly Bergen, Lori Martin. 9
(NR, 1:45) (AS) ECLASS March 31 9:03a, ESUSP
Caprice 5 (’67, Comedy) An industrial spy for
a cosmetics firm falls for another who may not
be on her side. Doris Day, Richard Harris, Ray
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
Walston (NR, 1:38) FXM March 2 1a, 10:20a; 17
7:25a; 25 7:15a
Captain America: The First Avenger
555 (’11, Action) After an experimental pro-
gram turns him into a supersoldier, Steve Rogers,
now known as Captain America, leads the fight
against Red Skull’s evil HYDRA organization.
Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Sebastian Stan, Tommy
Lee Jones. (2:40) (AS, V) FREEFM March 3 8:05p; 4
6:05p; 24 6:40p; 25 4p; 28 8:31p; 29 6p
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
555 (’14, Action) Captain America, the Black
Widow and a new ally, the Falcon, face an
unexpected enemy as they struggle to expose
a far-reaching conspiracy that puts the world
at risk. Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L.
Jackson, Sebastian Stan. (3:00) (AS, V) FX March
6 7p; 7 4p
Captain Blood 5556 (’35, Adventure) A
British doctor sold into slavery becomes a dash-
ing Caribbean pirate and fights a duel with a
French pirate to win a woman. Errol Flynn, Olivia
de Havilland, Basil Rathbone, Lionel Atwill. 9 (NR,
1:59) TCM March 3 4:15a
Captain Phillips 5556 (’13, Docudrama)
In 2009, Somali pirates storm a U.S. container-
ship and hold Capt. Richard Phillips and his crew
captive. Tom Hanks, Catherine Keener, Barkhad Abdi,
Barkhad Abdirahman. (PG-13, 2:13) (AS, V) FXM
March 1 5p, 7:45p
Captive 55 (’15, Suspense) Recovering drug
addict Ashley Smith reads Rick Warren’s “The
Purpose Driven Life” as armed fugitive Brian
Nichols holds her hostage in her apartment.
David Oyelowo, Kate Mara, Michael K. Williams,
Leonor Varela. (1:45) (AS, V) EPIX March 15 1:45a
Careful What You Wish For 56 (’15,
Suspense) Complications arise when a young
man has an affair with the seductive wife of an
investment banker. Nick Jonas, Isabel Lucas, Paul
Sorvino, Kandyse McClure. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, N)
ESUSP March 5 6:40a; 21 9:02a
The Caretakers 555 (’63, Drama) A doctor
and a head nurse clash over therapy for a house-
wife in a West Coast mental hospital. Robert
Stack, Joan Crawford, Polly Bergen, Diane McBain.
9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 5 11p
Carrie 5556 (’76, Horror) A social misfit with
psychic powers wreaks havoc at her prom to get
even with pranksters. Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie,
William Katt, Amy Irving. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS, N, V)
SUND March 11 5:45p
Carrie 556 (’13, Horror) Tormented by her
peers and sheltered by her religious mother, an
awkward teenager unleashes her hidden, teleki-
netic powers after a sick prank at her senior prom
pushes her over the edge. Chloë Grace Moretz,
Julianne Moore, Judy Greer, Portia Doubleday. (2:00)
(AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 14 2:30p
Carriers 55 (’09, Horror) Two brothers and
two women drive through the desert in search of
refuge from a deadly pandemic. Lou Taylor Pucci,
Chris Pine, Piper Perabo, Emily VanCamp. (1:25) (AL,
AS, V) EPIX March 26 4:20p
The Cars That Made America Young
visionaries wage battle for control of the fledg-
ling automobile industry. (TVPG, 2:00) (Part 1 of
3) HIST March 4 7a
The Cars That Made America Americans
move to the suburbs, fueling demand for new
cars and leading to a golden age. (TVPG, 2:00)
(Part 3 of 3) HIST March 4 11a
The Cars That Made America Americans
move to the suburbs, fueling demand and leading
to a golden age of the automobile. (TVPG, 2:00)
HIST March 4 9a
Carve Her Name With Pride 555 (’58,
Historical Drama) During World War II, Violette
Szabo embarks on espionage missions in occu-
pied France. Virginia McKenna, Paul Scofield, Jack
Warner, Denise Grey. 9 (NR, 1:56) TCM March
29 12:30a
CASABLANCA 5555 (’42, Drama) A
ocynical nightclub owner protects an old flame
and her husband from Nazis in Morocco. Hum-
phrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Paul Henreid, Claude
Rains. 9 (PG, 1:42) (AS) TCM March 1 1:15a; 2
1:15a; 22 11p
Cash McCall 556 (’60, Romance) A corpo-
rate raider woos the daughter of a man who
owns a company ripe for takeover. James Garner,
Natalie Wood, Nina Foch, Dean Jagger. (NR, 1:42)
TCM March 21 1:45a
Casper 555 (’95, Children’s) A teen who lost
her mother befriends friendly ghost Casper while
staying at a mean heiress’s haunted mansion.
Christina Ricci, Bill Pullman, Cathy Moriarty, Eric Idle.
(1:45) (AL) FLIX-W March 2 4a; 6 7a; 10 5:45a; 21
7:30a; 27 8:15a; 28 5:45a
CAST AWAY 555 (’00, Drama) After a plane
crash at sea, a Federal Express engineer survives
on a remote island for four years in complete
isolation. Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt, Nick Searcy, Lari
White. (PG-13, 2:23) (V) ECLASS March 10 10:19a,
9p; 15 11:21a, 7:50p; 16 2:31a; 26 9:42a, 9:41p
Cat Ballou 555 (’65, Western) When an
outlaw with a fake nose kills her father, a school-
marm hires his drunken twin to get revenge. Jane
Fonda, Lee Marvin, Michael Callan, Dwayne Hickman.
(1:40) (AL, AS, MV) HDMOV March 1 3:20p; 2 3a,
8:55a; 18 3a; 24 4:35a; 29 6:40a
The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About
Camping! (’16, Children’s) Animated. An out-
door adventure includes camping, hiking and
paddling as the Cat in the Hat, Fish, Nick and
Sally make their way to Fish’s family reunion.
Voices of Martin Short. (TVY, 1:00) PBS March 12
7:30a; 16 7:30a
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 5556 (’58, Drama)
Two brothers, one an alcoholic who resents his
devoted wife, visit their dying millionaire father
in the South. Elizabeth Taylor, Paul Newman, Burl
Ives, Jack Carson. (NR, 1:48) (AS) TCM March 16 3p
Cat People 555 (’82, Horror) A woman’s
discovery that intense desire turns her into a
leopard jeopardizes her relationship with a zoo-
keeper. Nastassia Kinski, Malcolm McDowell, John
Heard, Annette O’Toole. (R, 1:58) (AL, N, SSC) ESUSP
March 10 7:28a; 30 10:13a
Catch and Release 55 (’07, Come-
dy-Drama) A woman struggles to rebuild her
life in the wake of her fiance’s untimely death and
the discovery of secrets he kept from her. Jennifer
Garner, Timothy Olyphant, Sam Jaeger, Kevin Smith.
(PG-13, 1:51) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 2 4:26a
Catch Me if You Can 555 (’02, Come-
dy-Drama) An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale
Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and
commits forgery. Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks,
Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen. (3:00) (AL, AS)
TNT March 4 1p, 11p
Catching Hell 555 (’11, Documentary)
Citizens of Chicago blame baseball fan Steve
Bartman for interfering with a crucial play during
a Cubs playoff game. (2:00) ESPNC March 10 2p;
31 2p
Caught (’15, Suspense) A desperate housewife
learns her husband is having an affair and kid-
naps his teenage mistress as a prank. Anna Camp,
Sam Page, Stefanie Scott, Amelia Rose Blaire. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 17 4p; 24 12p
Cause for Alarm 556 (’51, Mystery) A man
mails a letter accusing his wife and doctor of
killing him, tells his wife, then drops dead. Loretta
Young, Barry Sullivan, Bruce Cowling, Margalo Gill-
more. 9 (NR, 1:14) TCM March 6 2p
CENTER STAGE 556 (’00, Drama) Stu-
dents at a dance academy strive to be the best
while trying to survive the angst of their teen
years. Amanda Schull, Zoe Saldana, Susan May Pratt,
Peter Gallagher. (1:57) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 2
1:07a, IPLEX March 23 7:02p; 24 3:17a, EBLACK
March 8 4:12a, 1:12p; 13 3:12a, 10a; 21 1:47p,
11:10p; 26 12:59p, 9:23p
Chance at Romance (’13, Romance-Comedy)
A woman begins an online relationship with a
famous photographer, not realizing that she is
actually communicating with the man’s young
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Patricia Richardson. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 7 2p
The Change-Up 55 (’11, Comedy) Envious of
each other’s lives, an overworked lawyer and his
seemingly carefree buddy awake after a drunken
binge and find they have somehow switched
bodies. Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, Leslie Mann,
Olivia Wilde. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) TBS March
10 10a; 11 4a
Charade 5556 (’63, Suspense) A suave
stranger helps a chic widow stalked by four
men looking for loot in Paris. Cary Grant, Audrey
Hepburn, Walter Matthau, James Coburn. (NR, 1:54)
(AS, V) TCM March 4 1p
Charley Varrick 555 (’73, Crime Drama) The
police and a hit man chase a petty thief and his
partner for robbing a mob bank. Walter Matthau,
Joe Don Baker, Felicia Farr, Andy Robinson. (PG,
1:51) (AS, V) TCM March 18 7p
Charlie Bartlett 556 (’07, Comedy-Drama)
An awkward teenager endears himself to the
student body by becoming the self-appointed
psychiatrist at his new school. Anton Yelchin,
Robert Downey Jr., Hope Davis, Kat Dennings.
(1:39) (AL, AS, BN) IPLEX March 10 5:06p; 11 4a;
20 7:27a, 2:27p, 9p; 28 6:13a, 3:26p; 29 1:09a
Charlie’s Angels 555 (’00, Action) Three
private detectives try to rescue a kidnapped
computer pro whose voice-ID software would
threaten global security. Cameron Diaz, Drew Bar-
rymore, Lucy Liu, Bill Murray. (PG-13, 1:38) (AS,
BN, V) ENCR-W March 15 12:12a, 11:57a, 9p; 22
2:15p, ECLASS March 7 9:48p; 19 3:48a, 4:28p;
25 8:21a, 7:19p
Cheaper by the Dozen 556 (’03, Chil-
dren’s) While his wife is away on business, a
college football coach must handle the chaos
surrounding his 12 children. Steve Martin, Bonnie
Hunt, Piper Perabo, Tom Welling. (PG, 1:38) (AL,
AS) ENCR-W March 25 4:36a, ECLASS March 4
3:56a; 21 1:17p
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 55 (’05, Chil-
dren’s) While on vacation, Tom Baker discovers
old rival Jimmy Murtaugh and his family are also
there; the Bakers and Murtaughs find themselves
in less-than-friendly competition. Steve Martin,
Bonnie Hunt, Piper Perabo, Tom Welling. (2:30)
(AL, AS) CMT March 18 5p, 10p; 24 2:30p, 7:30p
The Cheating Pact (’13, Suspense) Heather
and two friends convince Meredith to take their
college entrance exams for them. When Meredith
winds up dead after scoring poorly on a test,
Heather learns her two friends are framing her
for Meredith’s murder. Daniela Bobadilla, Laura
Slade Wiggins, Max Carver, Cynthia Gibb. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 5 4p
Check Your Guns 55 (’47, Western) When
the sheriff of Red Gap, Colo., is shot down, gun-
slinger Eddie is appointed to take his place, and
Eddie sets his sights on the corrupt group running
the town. Eddie Dean, Roscoe Ates, Nancy Gates,
Stan Jolley. 9 (NR, :55) EWESTN March 16 6:54a
Cheech & Chong’s Hey Watch This
(’10, Comedy) Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong
reunite for a comedy tour in San Antonio. Cheech
Marin, Tommy Chong. (1:25) (AL, AS) IPLEX March
7 3:55a; 22 7:30a, 1:48p
Cheech & Chong’s Next Movie 55 (’80,
Comedy) Two sloppy pot smokers wander around
Los Angeles and wind up in outer space. Cheech
Marin, Thomas Chong, Paul Reubens, Evelyn Guer-
rero. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 1 8p, 11p; 13
8p; 14 12a; 23 3p, 10p
CHEECH AND CHONG’S UP IN
SMOKE 556 (’78, Comedy) A narcotics
detective pursues a pair of Los Angeles potheads
driving from Tijuana in a van made of hemp.
Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong, Stacy Keach, Edie
Adams. (1:30) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 8 8:30a;
12 6p, 9:50p; 18 1:30a, 11a; 23 9:55a; 30 6:15a
The Cheerleader Murders (’16, Suspense)
A cheerleader loses her sister and father to
her town’s curse. She thinks the darkness has
moved on until two of her fellow cheerleaders
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are kidnapped. Samantha Boscarino, Tessie Santi-
ago, David Rees Snell, Austin Lyon. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 8 4p
Cheyenne Takes Over 5 (’47, Western) An
Arizona cowboy and his sidekick find a missing
body and save a ranch. Al “Lash” La Rue, Al “Fuzzy”
St. John, Nancy Gates, George Chesebro. 9 (NR,
:58) EWESTN March 3 8:55a
Chicago 5556 (’02, Musical) A lawyer
o handles the cases of two murderous women
who are looking to gain celebrity from their public
exposure. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Renée Zellweger,
Richard Gere, Queen Latifah. (PG-13, 1:53) (AL, AS,
V) ECLASS March 12 9:43a; 13 5:36a; 16 8:53a;
29 2:32p; 30 10:50a
CHICKEN LITTLE 556 (’05, Children’s)
Animated. A young fowl and his friends flock
together to save skeptical townsfolk from an
alien attack. Voices of Zach Braff, Joan Cusack,
Don Knotts, Harry Shearer. (2:00) FREEFM March
17 2:30p; 18 12:30p
Children of Pleasure 55 (’30, Musical) A
musical lyricist plans to marry a society woman,
never realizing that his own secretary secretly
loves him. Lawrence Gray, Benny Rubin, Helen John-
son 9 (NR, 1:08) TCM March 6 4:30a
CHILD’S PLAY 556 (’88, Horror) A killer
sought by a Chicago detective becomes a doll
called Chucky, bought by a woman for her son.
Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, Brad
Dourif. (R, 1:27) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 11 8p;
12 12a, 4p
CHILD’S PLAY 3 56 (’91, Horror) Chucky the
killer doll wreaks havoc when he is mailed to his
young foe’s coed military school. Justin Whalin,
Perrey Reeves, Jeremy Sylvers, Travis Fine. (R, 1:29)
(AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 5 3:45a; 23 6:39a
China Moon 556 (’94, Suspense) A Florida
woman lures a police detective to cover up the
murder of her banker husband. Ed Harris, Mad-
eleine Stowe, Benicio Del Toro, Charles Dance. (R,
1:39) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 25 10:24a
CHINATOWN 5555 (’74, Crime Drama) A
1930s gumshoe named Jake sticks his nose into a
sordid mess over Los Angeles land and water. Jack
Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, John Huston, Perry Lopez.
(R, 2:11) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 1 3a; 13 9:30a
CHINESE ZODIAC 55 (’12, Action) A trea-
sure hunter and his team set out on a global
quest to find a set of Chinese zodiac bronze heads
that were stolen from a Beijing palace in the
19th century. Jackie Chan, Kwon Sang-Woo, Oliver
Platt, Laura Weissbecker. (1:52) (AS, BN, V) MPLEX
March 4 10:09a; 14 9:52p; 15 6:37p; 21 5:32a, 5p
Chisum 5556 (’70, Western) The biggest
cattle baron in New Mexico declares war on a
land-grabbing outsider around 1878. John Wayne,
Geoffrey Deuel, Forrest Tucker, Christopher George.
(G, 1:51) TCM March 27 8:45p
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG 5556
(’68, Children’s) An inventor takes his kids and
a candy tycoon’s daughter for a musical ride
in a flying car. Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes,
Lionel Jeffries, Gert Frobe. (G, 2:36) SUND March
2 11:30a; 3 2a
Chocolat 5556 (’00, Drama) The mayor
opposes a single mother who is opening a choco-
late shop in his 1950s French village across from a
church during Lent. Juliette Binoche, Johnny Depp,
Lena Olin, Judi Dench. (2:04) (AS, V) IPLEX March
5 3:41p; 6 12:30a, 7:06a; 16 1:48p, 9p; 21 6:56p;
22 1:50a, MPLEX March 8 12:49a, 5p; 13 1:20a,
2:56p; 31 4:51a, 6:45p
The Choice 56 (’16, Romance) An irresist-
ible attraction leads to a blossoming romance
between a feisty medical student and her new
neighbor. Benjamin Walker, Teresa Palmer, Maggie
Grace, Alexandra Daddario. (1:55) (AS) EPIX March
28 11:30a
The Choking Game (’14, Drama) Taryn gains
popularity in school when a charismatic new
student teaches her how to get high from asphyx-
iation. Freya Tingley, Peri Gilpin, Alex Steele, Ray
Galletti. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 19 4p
MOVIES
Christine 55 (’83, Horror) When a gawky teen
restores a 1958 Plymouth Fury, the car takes on a
life of its own and begins terrorizing those in its
way. Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul,
Robert Prosky. (R, 1:50) (AL, AS, V) SUND March
11 10p; 12 2a, 6p
The Christmas Dragon (’14, Drama) Ayden, a
young girl in Medieval Europe, is the only person
who can save Christmas after a dying elf gives
her a magic crystal. Ayden and other orphans
must escape fantasy creatures to bring enchant-
ment back to the North. Eve Mauro, Michael Flynn,
Talon G. Ackerman, Adam Johnson. (1:47) EFAMLY
March 11 1:32a; 24 2:48a, 12:16p, MPLEX March
20 1:24a, 11:53a; 28 9:29p; 29 8:38a
Chronicle 555 (’12, Science Fiction) Three
high-school friends make a discovery that gives
them incredible superpowers, but their lives spin
out of control when their darker sides begin to
emerge. Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell, Michael B.
Jordan, Michael Kelly. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March
16 9a
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Cas-
pian 555 (’08, Children’s) The Pevensie
children return to Narnia, where 1300 years have
passed, to help a prince overthrow his evil uncle
and restore peace to the land. Georgie Henley,
Skandar Keynes, William Moseley, Anna Popplewell.
(2:31) (AS, V) EFAMLY March 1 5:13a, 12:29p,
ENCR-W March 12 11:23a; 13 2:49a; 16 3:44a,
EACTN March 3 6:15a; 8 11:06a; 29 6:49a, 2:33p
The Chronicles of Riddick 55 (’04, Sci-
ence Fiction) On the run from mercenaries, a
fugitive lands on a planet endangered by an
invading ruler and his bloodthirsty army. Vin
Diesel, Colm Feore, Thandie Newton, Judi Dench.
(2:30) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 1 8:30p; 2 6:04p;
11 11:15p; 12 4:30p; 21 3:30p; 31 1:30a, 2:30p
Cinderella 555 (’15, Children’s) A cruel
stepmother reduces her dead husband’s only
child to the role of scullery maid, but a kindly
beggar woman and some helpful mice bring
about a change in the young woman’s fortunes.
Cate Blanchett, Lily James, Richard Madden, Helena
Bonham-Carter. (2:15) (AS) TNT March 3 10p
A Cinderella Story: If the Shoe Fits (’16,
Fantasy) A subservient stepdaughter hopes to
compete in a musical competition to become a
pop star. Sofia Carson, Jennifer Tilly, Thomas Law,
Samantha Willoughby. (2:10) FREEFM March 10
10:10a
The Cisco Kid and the Lady 55 (’40,
Western) Cisco and his portly sidekick charm a
schoolmarm and thwart a killer claim-jumper.
Cesar Romero, Marjorie Weaver, Chris-Pin Martin,
George Montgomery. 9 (NR, 1:13) FXM March
8 1:45a, 6:10a
CITIZEN KANE 5555 (’41, Drama) Enig-
matic newspaper magnate Charles Foster Kane
rises, falls and leaves behind a riddle with his
dying breath. Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten, Ruth
Warrick, Everett Sloane. 9 (PG, 1:59) (AS) TCM
March 23 1a
City Slickers 555 (’91, Comedy) On vacation,
three men get to play cowboy on a dude-ranch
cattle drive, but unexpected circumstances test
their skills and stamina. Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern,
Bruno Kirby, Patricia Wettig. (2:00) (AL, MV) HDMOV
March 4 7a, 5p; 8 10a; 14 6p, 10p; 23 4p; 24 1:55p;
31 12:10p
City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s
Gold 555 (’94, Comedy) Three grown men
follow a trail guide’s map to buried treasure
near Las Vegas. Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Jon
Lovitz, Jack Palance. (2:00) (AS) HDMOV March
5 10:35a; 10 9:50a; 11 4a; 14 8p, 11:55p; 25 4p;
26 2a, 3a; 30 10a
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The Claim 555 (’00, Drama) Twenty years
after a town’s founder trades his wife and daugh-
ter for a gold claim, the two arrive in his town.
Peter Mullan, Wes Bentley, Milla Jovovich, Nastassja
Kinski. (2:05) (AL, AS, N, V) FLIX-W March 1 9:55a,
5:55p; 5 10:45a, 8p
Claire’s Knee 555 (’70, Comedy-Drama) A
French diplomat engaged to be married develops
an attraction for his friend’s teenage daughter.
Jean-Claude Brialy, Aurora Cornu, Béatrice Romand,
Laurence De Monaghan. (GP, 1:43) (AS) TCM March
12 12:45a
Clambake 55 (’67, Musical) A Texas oil heir
comes to Miami and trades places with a poor
water-skiing instructor. Elvis Presley, Shelley Fab-
ares, Will Hutchins, Bill Bixby. (1:45) HDMOV March
7 10:40a; 15 8:05a; 19 6:35a; 27 6:10a
Clara’s Deadly Secret (’13, Suspense)
Strange events plague a couple and their two
daughters when they move into a house where
a young girl died. Emmanuelle Vaugier, Richard
Ruccolo, Jonathan Potts, Eva Link. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 14 12p
Clare and Francis The lives of St. Clare and
St. Francis of Assisi. (2:00) EWTN March 24 5p
Clash of the Titans 55 (’10, Fantasy) Per-
seus, the son of Zeus, embarks on a dangerous
mission to prevent Hades from toppling the king
of the gods and laying waste to Earth. Sam Worth-
ington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Jason Flemyng.
(2:30) (AS, V) PARMT March 13 12:30p
Cleopatra How Cleopatra overcomes a murder-
ous and incestuous dynasty to become the most
famous ruler in Egypt. (TVG, 1:00) (Part 1 of 2)
SMITH March 5 8p
Cleopatra How Cleopatra overcomes a mur-
derous and incestuous dynasty to become the
most famous ruler in Egypt. (TVG, 1:00) (Part 1
of 2) SMITH March 5 11p; 6 7p; 9 10p; 10 1a; 11
2p; 12 7p; 14 9a; 17 8p, 11p; 26 10p; 27 1a; 28 8a
Cleopatra The story of Cleopatra’s fall from
grace in Egypt after the death of Julius Caesar.
(TVG, 1:00) (Part 2 of 2) SMITH March 12 8p, 11p;
13 7p; 14 10a; 16 10p; 17 1a, 9p; 18 12a
Clerks 555 (’94, Comedy) A 22-year-old clerk
takes in a day’s worth of customers at a conve-
nience store in New Jersey. Brian O’Halloran, Jeff
Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonhauer. 9
(1:34) (AL) IPLEX March 1 7:18a, 2:36p, 9p; 16
3:52p; 17 12:58a; 25 6a, 2:05p, 9p, ECLASS March
5 11:16a; 6 5:21a; 13 9:11a; 28 5:33a
Clerks II 55 (’06, Comedy) Slackers Dante and
Randal find that they must change their lives,
now that they are in their 30s, and must expand
their horizons beyond pop culture and sex. Rosa-
rio Dawson, Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Kevin
Smith. (1:40) (AL, AS, SSC) IPLEX March 1 10:15a,
10:34p, EBLACK March 19 5:04a, 1:08p
Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot
Spitzer 555 (’10, Documentary) Filmmaker
Alex Gibney investigates the prostitution scandal
that forced New York’s governor to resign from
office. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) IPLEX March 9 11:53a;
17 6:20a; 20 10:44a, 10:39p
Cloak and Dagger 556 (’84, Children’s) An
imaginary superspy helps a boy foil enemy agents
plotting to smuggle top secrets. Henry Thomas,
Dabney Coleman, Michael Murphy, Christina Nigra.
(1:44) (AL, V) MPLEX March 2 11:38p; 3 1:37p; 7
10:49a; 8 2:54a; 30 6:52p; 31 1:41p
Clockstoppers 55 (’02, Children’s) A teen-
ager accidentally activates a wristwatch that
allows him to make time stand still. Jesse Brad-
ford, French Stewart, Paula Garcés, Michael Biehn.
(1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 4 7:15a, 4:45p; 10
2:55p; 15 4:30p; 18 10:55a, 9:45p; 25 4:30a; 30 6a
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD
KIND 5555 (’77, Science Fiction) An Indiana
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lineman and other UFO-sighters, beleaguered by
earlier incidents, finally have documented con-
tact with space aliens. Richard Dreyfuss, François
Truffaut, Teri Garr, Melinda Dillon. (PG, 2:15) (AL,
AS) TCM March 8 11:30p
The Closer You Get 55 (’00, Romance-Com-
edy) In an Irish village, single men band together
to place a personal ad in an American newspaper
to find women. Ian Hart, Sean McGinley, Niamh
Cusack, Ruth McCabe. (1:36) (AL, AS) IPLEX March
3 5:03a; 15 12:39p
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
555 (’09, Children’s) Animated. When hard
times hit the town of Swallow Falls, a failed
inventor constructs a device that turns water
into delicious food. Voices of Bill Hader, Anna Faris,
James Caan, Andy Samberg. (PG, 1:30) (AL, AS)
ENCR-W March 6 8:51a, 7:28p, ECLASS March 12
4:37p, EFAMLY March 9 5:04a, 11:45a, 6:28p; 17
7p; 18 5:37a, 12:48p; 21 4:49p; 22 7:43a, 1:29p;
27 11:49a, 8p; 28 8:40a
Cloverfield 555 (’08, Science Fiction) A
video camera records the horrific events that
unfold as a monstrous creature attacks New
York, leaving death and destruction in its wake.
Michael Stahl-David, Mike Vogel, Odette Yustman,
Lizzy Caplan. (PG-13, 1:25) (AS, V) IFC-E March 11
5:15a, 10:15a; 17 5a, 11:15a; 27 8:45a, 10:30p
Clueless 555 (’95, Comedy) A Beverly Hills
teen plays matchmaker for teachers, transforms
a bad dresser and examines her own existence.
Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy,
Paul Rudd. (PG-13, 1:37) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March
2 3:18p, 10:59p; 3 9:31a; 14 11:14a, 9p; 15
7:13a; 27 7:20p; 28 2:48a, 1:28p, ECLASS March
12 12:40a, 11:39a; 22 2:30p; 30 9:10a, 9:35p
The Cobweb 556 (’55, Drama) The director
of a psychiatric clinic presides over the crisis of
selecting new curtains for the library. Richard Wid-
mark, Lauren Bacall, Charles Boyer, Gloria Grahame.
(NR, 2:04) TCM March 6 5p
Coffy 55 (’73, Drama) A nurse seeks revenge on
those she holds responsible for her 11-year-old
sister’s drug addiction. Pam Grier, Booker Brad-
shaw, Robert DoQui, William Elliott. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS,
V) EBLACK March 5 2:13a, 7:55a; 11 5:16a, 6:35p;
23 11:44a, 9:23p; 28 2:24p, 11:13p, RPLEX March
15 5:16a, 5:43p; 16 4:56a; 20 12:55a
C.O.G. 556 (’13, Comedy-Drama) Determined
to suppress his homosexuality, a college dropout
heads to Oregon, takes a job picking apples and,
ultimately, finds religion. Jonathan Groff, Denis
O’Hare, Corey Stoll, Dean Stockwell. (1:31) (AL, AS)
IPLEX March 4 7:59a
Cold Creek Manor 56 (’03, Suspense) An
ex-convict plagues a couple and their two chil-
dren after they move into his former mansion.
Dennis Quaid, Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff, Juliette
Lewis. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) FLIX-W March 1 12p,
10:30p; 3 8a, 3:35p; 4 3:30a
College Road Trip 56 (’08, Comedy) James
drives his teenage daughter, Melanie, from their
home in Chicago to a college interview in Wash-
ington, D.C. Martin Lawrence, Raven-Symoné,
Donny Osmond, Brenda Song. (1:25) EFAMLY March
10 12:22p, 10:18p; 11 9:13a; 14 6:58a, 1:36p, 8p
Collision (’13, Suspense) Deceit and betrayal
rise to the surface after newlyweds survive a
deadly car accident in the Moroccan desert. Frank
Grillo, Jaimie Alexander, Roschdy Zem, Marie-Josée
Croze. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 22 7:19a
COLOMBIANA 55 (’11, Action) A profes-
sional killer carries out hits for her uncle and
dreams of taking revenge on the mobster who
murdered her parents. Zoe Saldana, Jordi Mollà,
Lennie James, Michael Vartan. (PG-13, 1:47) (AL,
AS, V) SUND March 6 9p; 7 10:30a; 26 8p; 27 1a,
2:45p
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death by piecing together clues left behind in the
MOVIES
victim’s hidden diary. Jewel, Colin Ferguson. (TVG,
2:00) HALLMV March 11 11a
Coneheads 556 (’93, Comedy) Stranded on
Earth, aliens Beldar and Prymaat of Remulak try
suburbia with their teenage daughter, Connie.
COLUMBUS CIRCLE (’10, Suspense) After Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, Michelle Burke, Michael
living as a shut-in for two decades, an heiress McKean. (1:30) (BN) HDMOV March 11 2:50p; 12
must confront her fears when detectives arrive 12:40a; 16 2:45p; 17 9:45a; 21 2:45p; 22 5a, 2:45p;
to investigate the murder of her neighbor. Selma 26 7:50a; 31 6p, 9:35p
Blair, Amy Smart, Jason Lee, Giovanni Ribisi. (1:28)
CONGO 55 (’95, Action) Killer gorillas menace
(AL, AS, V) MPLEX March 19 3:32p
an ex-CIA agent, a primatologist and others on a
Come to the Stable 555 (’49, Come- mission in Africa. Dylan Walsh, Laura Linney, Ernie
dy-Drama) Two French nuns in New England
Hudson, Tim Curry. (PG-13, 1:48) (AL, V) EBLACK
raise funds for a children’s hospital in a town
March 17 1:27a, 8:09p; 22 4:27a; 27 2:37p, 10:52p
called Bethlehem. Loretta Young, Celeste Holm,
Connie and Carla 556 (’04, Comedy) After
Hugh Marlowe, Elsa Lanchester. 9 (NR, 1:34)
FXM March 18 5:50a witnessing a mob hit, two Chicago waitresses go
to Los Angeles and disguise themselves as drag
COMING HOME 5555 (’78, Drama) A
queens. Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette, David Duchovny,
Marine captain’s wife loves a Vietnam veteran
Stephen Spinella. (1:40) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 9
in a wheelchair. Jane Fonda, Jon Voight, Bruce
7:58a, 5:45p; 14 2:07p, 9p; 19 2:57p; 20 12:43a,
Dern, Robert Ginty. (2:10) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March
MPLEX March 4 5:09a, 3:20p; 24 6:24a, 6:39p; 25
3 5:40a; 16 1:40a
1:08a; 29 11:53p; 30 6:46a
Coming to America 555 (’88, Comedy)
Conspirator 556 (’49, Suspense) A British
Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to
major is ordered to kill his young American bride
New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-
who knows he’s a Communist spy. Robert Taylor,
love bride. Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, John Amos,
Elizabeth Taylor, Robert Flemyng, Harold Warrender.
James Earl Jones. (R, 1:56) (AL, AS, BN) ENCR-W
9 (NR, 1:27) TCM March 13 2p
March 2 9p; 3 6a, 12:54p; 18 7p; 27 10:59p; 28
8:03a, 3:08p, EBLACK March 12 1:07p, 9:22p; 23 CONTAGION 55 (’01, Suspense) A doctor
must find a cure when the president of the United
9:45a, 4:31p, ECLASS March 7 12:50a, 7:49p; 15
2:52a, 4:10p; 31 10:51a, 9p States contracts a deadly virus. Bruce Boxleitner,
Megan Gallagher, Lin Shaye, Dan Lauria. (2:30) (AS,
COMMANDO 556 (’85, Action) A human
V) AMC March 10 8p; 11 4:06p
killing machine and an airline hostess take
Contagion 555 (’11, Suspense) The world
on an ousted dictator’s private army. Arnold
panics as doctors race to find a cure for a rapidly
Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong, Dan Hedaya,
Vernon Wells. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, GV) RPLEX March spreading virus that kills those contaminated
within days. Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon, Laurence
27 11:53a, 6:27p, EBLACK March 7 8:18a, 3:11p;
Fishburne, Jude Law. (2:30) (AL, AS) AMC March 20
8 12:55a; 17 6:41a, 6:36p
8p; 21 5:30p; 27 2p
COMPANY MAN 55 (’00, Comedy) A CIA
CONTRABAND 55 (’12, Action) A former
agent recounts his misadventures for two sena-
smuggler finds himself back in the game to settle
tors, beginning with his wife who wanted to write
a tell-all about his life. Douglas McGrath, Sigourney his brother-in-law’s debt to a ruthless drug lord.
Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale, Ben Foster, Giovanni
Weaver, John Turturro, Anthony LaPaglia. (1:24) (AL,
Ribisi. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 24 10:15p; 25
AS) IPLEX March 15 7:45a; 26 12:11p; 27 4:16a,
5:30p, FX March 6 9:30a; 7 7a, FXM March 13 5p,
MPLEX March 6 10:06p; 23 11:34a
7:15p; 18 10p; 19 12p
The Company You Keep 556 (’12, Sus-
pense) After a reporter uncovers his real identity, The Convenient Groom (’16, Romance)
a former Weather Underground activist goes on When a celebrity marriage counselor is left high
the run to track down his former lover, a fellow and dry at the altar, her contractor steps in as
member of his cell who never gave up the fight. the groom to help her save face. Vanessa Marcil,
Robert Redford, Shia LaBeouf, Julie Christie, Susan David Sutcliffe, Karen Kruper, Karen Holness. (TVG,
Sarandon. (R, 2:01) (AL) ESUSP March 2 5:21p; 3 2:00) HALL March 3 3p
5:08a; 13 10:37a, 6:56p; 14 6:52a THE CONVERSATION 5555 (’74, Sus-
pense) When a surveillance expert suspects that
Con Air 556 (’97, Action) A wrongly con-
victed parolee on a flight with a group of vicious the subjects of his current job will be killed, his
prisoners tries to stop their violent hijacking. conscience interferes. Gene Hackman, John Cazale,
Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, John Malkovich, Steve Frederic Forrest, Allen Garfield. (PG, 1:53) (AL, AS)
Buscemi. (2:05) (AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 17 ECLASS March 11 6:04a; 20 10:49a
6:30a, 10:05p; 19 8:30a, 6p; 25 8:30a, 8p Cooking With Love (’18, Comedy) Optimistic
and cheerful TV producer Kelly doesn’t have time
Conan the Barbarian 55 (’11, Adventure)
The Cimmerian warrior slashes his way across for love. Bad boy celebrity chef Stephen doesn’t
Hyboria on a mission that begins as a personal have time for anything besides cooking. Fun with
vendetta but turns into an epic battle against a a side of love ensues as Kelly and Stephen are
supernatural evil. Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, paired on a children’s cooking show. Ali Liebert,
Stephen Lang, Rose McGowan. (2:30) (AS, GV, N) Brett Dalton. (2:00) HALL March 11 5p; 19 2p
SYFY March 4 11:30p; 5 2p; 16 2p; 17 3:30a; 28 The Cookout 56 (’04, Comedy) After her son
3:30p; 29 1:30a signs a contract with an NBA team, a woman
Conan the Barbarian 555 (’82, Adventure) invites friends and family to a wild barbecue at
Pit fighter Conan sets out with a Mongol and a his new mansion. Ja Rule, Tim Meadows, Jenifer
queen to take his father’s sword from a snake Lewis, Storm P. (3:00) (AL, AS) BET March 20 7p;
king. Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, 21 4p
Sandahl Bergman, Gerry Lopez. (3:00) (AS, GV, N) COOL RUNNINGS 555 (’93, Come-
AMC March 3 10:30a; 4 3a; 8 1:30a, 11:30a, SUND dy-Drama) Two Jamaicans make their way to
March 20 8p; 21 1:30a Calgary as long-shot bobsledders in the 1988
Conan the Destroyer 55 (’84, Adventure) Olympics. Leon, Doug E. Doug, Malik Yoba, John
An evil queen wants Conan to fetch a jewel-en- Candy. (2:00) (AL, AS, MV) VICE March 1 7p, 9p;
crusted horn that can awaken the dead. Arnold 11 5p, 9:30p
Schwarzenegger, Grace Jones, Wilt Chamberlain, COP & 1/2 55 (’93, Comedy) Teaming with
Mako. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 3 1:30p; 12 10a, a crusty detective is a dream come true for an
SUND March 20 11p; 21 4:30a 8-year-old murder witness. Burt Reynolds, Norman
Concrete Evidence: A Fixer Upper Mys- D. Golden II, Ruby Dee, Holland Taylor. (PG, 1:33)
tery (’17, Mystery) After she finds a human skull (AS, V) EBLACK March 8 6:25p; 30 9:29a
in the basement of her current project, Shannon The Count of Monte Cristo 555 (’34,
sets out to discover who is behind the mysterious Adventure) An unjustly imprisoned Frenchman
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
escapes, finds treasure and seeks revenge with
power. Robert Donat, Elissa Landi, Louis Calhern,
Sidney Blackmer. 9 (NR, 1:53) (AS) TCM March
19 10:30a
Countdown to Zero 555 (’10, Documen-
tary) Leaders examine the dangers of nuclear
proliferation, including the risks of accidental
deployment and terrorist acquisition, and the
call for total global disarmament. Narrated by
Gary Oldman. (1:31) (AS) MPLEX March 20 11:31p;
29 12:46a
A Country Wedding (’15, Romance) Sparks fly
when an engaged country-music star reconnects
with a childhood friend. Jesse Metcalfe, Autumn
Reeser, Lauren Holly, Laura Mennell. (TVG, 2:00)
HALL March 10 5p; 16 6p
Courage of Lassie 556 (’46, Drama) A
young woman’s pet collie winds up in the Army
and comes back from World War II trained to kill.
Elizabeth Taylor, Frank Morgan, Tom Drake, Selena
Royle. (G, 1:33) TCM March 13 1:45a
Courageous 555 (’11, Drama) Four police
officers begin to question their faith and their
abilities as fathers after a tragedy hits close to
home. Alex Kendrick, Kevin Downes, Ben Davies,
Rusty Martin. (2:30) (AS, V) UP March 4 4p; 18
6:30p
The Covenant 56 (’06, Horror) The death of
a student at an elite Massachusetts academy
threatens to shatter a pact that has protected four
families with eldritch powers since the 17th cen-
tury. Steven Strait, Toby Hemingway, Chace Crawford,
Taylor Kitsch. (PG-13, 1:37) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP
March 24 7:20p; 26 9:48a; 27 12:34a, EACTN March
5 4:50a, 12:02p
The Cowboy and the Senorita 55 (’44,
Western) Two cowboys ride to the rescue when
villains try to cheat a teenage girl out of the gold
mine she’s due to inherit. Roy Rogers, Dale Evans,
Mary Lee, John Hubbard. 9 (NR, 1:17) EWESTN
March 16 4:24a, 9:58a
Coyote Ugly 5 (’00, Romance-Comedy) A
woman finds her dreams of singing sidelined
by the notoriety she receives as a New York City
barmaid. Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia, Maria Bello,
John Goodman. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 2 7:30p,
10p; 8 10:30p; 9 8p; 14 8:30p, 11p; 18 12:30a, 12p
Cradle of Lies (’06, Suspense) While pregnant
with a baby girl, a woman learns her husband
must have a son to inherit his family’s fortune.
Shannon Sturges, Dylan Neal, Natalie Brown, Martin
Roach. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 1 6a
Cradle Swapping (’17, Drama) A young couple
discover their baby was swapped at the hospi-
tal. During the search for their true child, they
uncover an underworld child trafficking ring.
Amanda Clayton, Brandon Barash, Patrika Darbo,
Rachel York. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 31 8p
The Craft 55 (’96, Horror) Teen misfits befriend
a suicidal newcomer and strike back at tormen-
tors with witchcraft in Los Angeles. Robin Tunney,
Fairuza Balk, Neve Campbell, Rachel True. (R, 1:40)
(AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 1 4:53a, ESUSP March
9 9p; 10 11:36a; 22 1:57a, 9p; 26 3:27p, 10:48p
Craigslist Joe 556 (’12, Documentary) With
only a laptop computer, cell phone, toothbrush
and the clothes on his back, Joseph Garner sets
out to survive for 31 days solely on items gleaned
from Craigslist. (1:33) IPLEX March 3 11:50a; 5
5:55a; 7 7:30a
The Craigslist Killer (’11, Docudrama) Police
suspect medical student Philip Markoff of mur-
dering a young woman at a Boston hotel. Jake
McDorman, William Baldwin, Agnes Bruckner, Josh
Close. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 27 10a
Crank: High Voltage 56 (’09, Action) Pow-
ered by an artificial heart, Chev Chelios embarks
on a frantic chase through Los Angeles to find
the thief who stole his own, nearly indestructible,
one. Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam,
Efren Ramirez. (1:40) (AL, AS, GV, N) EPIX March
13 11:50p; 14 4:35p
The Crash (’17, Suspense) White-collar crimi-
nals are enlisted by the secretary of the treasury
PT-DIG
 to prevent a cyber-attack that would derail the
world’s economy. Frank Grillo, Dianna Agron,
John Leguizamo, Minnie Driver. (R, 1:24) (AL, AS)
ENCR-W March 19 6a; 20 2:49a
Crash Dive 555 (’43, War) A Navy officer
heads out to fight the Nazis in a submarine com-
manded by his girlfriend’s fiance. Tyrone Power,
Anne Baxter, Dana Andrews, James Gleason. (NR,
1:45) FXM March 12 3a
The Crazies 556 (’10, Horror) A lawman
and his wife and two companions fight to make
it out of town alive after an unknown toxin turns
ordinary citizens into bloodthirsty lunatics. Timo-
thy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell, Joe Anderson, Danielle
Panabaker. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 1
9:18a, 5:38p; 2 4:57a; 12 1:42p; 13 1:43a
Crazy, Stupid, Love. 555 (’11,
Romance-Comedy) A self-styled Lothario teaches
a suddenly single 40-something how to be a hit
with the ladies. Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, Julianne
Moore, Emma Stone. (3:00) (AL, AS) CMT March 22
10:30p; 23 7:30p
Creed 555 (’15, Drama) Long-retired boxer
Rocky Balboa agrees to train Apollo Creed’s son
to become a fighter, even as the former champ
battles an opponent deadlier than any he ever
faced in the ring. Michael B. Jordan, Sylvester
Stallone, Tessa Thompson, Phylicia Rashad. (2:15)
(AL, AS, V) EPIX March 26 12:20a, 9:45a, 5:45p
Criminal Intent (’05, Suspense) Devon Major is
charged with murdering his ex-wife after he finds
her body in her house. He asks Susan Grace, his
wife’s best friend and a former criminal lawyer,
to defend him. Linda Purl, Vanessa Angel, Sebastian
Spence, David Palffy. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March
13 4p
Croc 555 (’07, Horror) A hunter searches for a
large crocodile that preys on tourists at a resort.
Peter Tuinstra, Sherry Phungprasert, David Asava-
nond, Michael Madsen. (NR, 1:36) (AS, V) EACTN
March 1 2:57a, 2:16p; 16 1:41a, IPLEX March 9
4:52a; 22 3:54a
Crocodile Dundee 555 (’86, Comedy) A
rich reporter tours outback Australia with a croc-
odile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan. Paul
Hogan, Linda Kozlowski, Mark Blum, John Meillon.
(2:30) (AL, AS, MV) CMT March 10 11:30p; 11 12p;
20 9p, 11:30p; 26 9p, 11:30p
The Crooked Way 55 (’49, Crime Drama) An
amnesiac veteran discovers he was a gangster
and that the partner he cheated is after him. John
Payne, Sonny Tufts, Ellen Drew, Rhys Williams. 9
(NR, 1:30) TCM March 10 7p
Cropsey (’09, Documentary) Two filmmakers
investigate the disappearance of five children
and the real boogeyman linked to them. (NR,
1:24) ESUSP March 5 5:13a; 28 1:52p
Cross Bronx 556 (’04, Drama) Four diverse
high-school friends move into a ramshackle home
in New York. Max Greenfield, James Badge Dale,
Jerry Ferrara, Nashawn Kearse. (1:45) (AL, AS, MV,
N) EPIX March 22 8:35a
Crossfire 5556 (’47, Crime Drama) A GI
helps a pipe-smoking detective trap an anti-Se-
mitic soldier for murder. Robert Young, Robert
Mitchum, Robert Ryan, Gloria Grahame. 9 (NR,
1:26) TCM March 17 9p; 18 7a
Crossroads 56 (’02, Comedy-Drama) Three
childhood friends rediscover their relationship as
they take a cross-country trip with a musician.
Britney Spears, Anson Mount, Zoe Saldana, Taryn
Manning. (1:35) (AS) FLIX-W March 28 8p
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
5556 (’00, Adventure) A 19th-century
martial arts master gives a sword called Green
Destiny to his beloved, then the two must recover
it from female thieves. Chow Yun-Fat, Michelle
Yeoh, Zhang Ziyi, Chen Chang. (PG-13, 2:00) (AS, V)
EACTN March 7 8:57p; 8 1:40p; 17 12:07p, 11:25p;
23 8:39a, 5:28p
THE CROWD 5555 (’28, Drama) Silent. A
young couple struggle to make the most of their
life in the heart of a large, impersonal city. Eleanor
PT-DIG TITLE 5555 = 4-Star Critique (Excellent). PREMIERE TITLE = Channel Premiere Title.
Boardman, James Murray, Bert Roach, Estelle Clark.
9 (NR, 1:44) TCM March 1 3a
Cry Freedom 555 (’87, Historical Drama)
Editor Donald Woods fights apartheid with
activist Steve Biko. Kevin Kline, Denzel Washing-
ton, Penelope Wilton, Kevin McNally. (PG, 2:36) (AL,
AS, V) ENCR-W March 7 5:26a; 17 10:10a; 22 3a
THE CRYING GAME 5555 (’92, Suspense)
An IRA underling meets the lover of a British
soldier he has been ordered to execute. Stephen
Rea, Miranda Richardson, Forest Whitaker, Jim
Broadbent. (1:55) (AL, AS, N, V) HDMOV March 2
10:35a, 9:15p; 15 2p; 19 10:25a
The Culpepper Cattle Company 55 (’72,
Western) A teen talks a trail boss into taking him
on a cattle drive from Texas to Colorado. Gary
Grimes, Billy “Green” Bush, Luke Askew, Bo Hopkins.
(PG, 1:32) (AS, N, V) FXM March 9 8:40a; 10 6:45a
Cult of Chucky (’17, Horror) Chucky returns to
terrorize his human victim, Nica, who is confined
to an asylum for the criminally insane. Mean-
while, the killer doll has some scores to settle
with his old enemies, with the help of his former
wife. Fiona Dourif, Jennifer Tilly, Voice of Brad Dourif,
Alex Vincent. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March 21
12:30a, 3:30p
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
5556 (’08, Fantasy) Benjamin Button is born
an old man in 1918 New Orleans and ages in
reverse and, in so doing, becomes intimately
familiar with the natures of love and death. Brad
Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Taraji P. Henson, Julia Ormond.
(2:50) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 9 9:45p; 10 9:40a,
5:10p; 19 9:45p; 20 9:25a, 5:10p
CURIOUS GEORGE 2: FOLLOW THAT
MONKEY 55 (’09, Children’s) Animated.
George embarks on a cross-country trip to reunite
a baby elephant with her family. Voices of Tim
Curry, Jamie Kennedy, Matt Lauer, Jerry Lewis. (1:23)
MPLEX March 12 2:33a, 5p; 28 8:06a, 6:36p; 29
5:31a, EFAMLY March 16 4:43a, 10:27a; 20 8:59a,
6:36p; 21 4:15a; 25 5:37a, 11:39a
Curse of Chucky (’13, Horror) Out for revenge,
Chucky the killer doll infiltrates the family of a
woman, her sister and her young niece. Fiona
Dourif, A Martinez, Danielle Bisutti, Brennan Elliott.
(2:00) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March 20 10:30p; 21
1:30p
Curse of the Golden Flower 555 (’06,
Historical Drama) A Chinese empress has an
affair with her stepson, while her cruel husband
is secretly having her poisoned. Chow Yun-Fat,
Gong Li, Jay Chou, Ye Liu. (R, 1:54) (AS, V) EACTN
March 23 3:02a, 12:21p, 7:31p
The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 556
(’01, Comedy) After making an insurance inves-
tigator fall for an efficiency expert, a hypnotist
forces the guy to steal jewels. Woody Allen, Dan
Aykroyd, Elizabeth Berkley, Helen Hunt. (1:44) (AS)
IPLEX March 13 9:47a, 10:49p; 26 3:29p; 27
12:34a, MPLEX March 1 6:08a, 1:41p; 18 1:27p
Cyborg 56 (’89, Science Fiction) A martial artist
hunts a killer in a plague-infested urban dump
of the future. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Deborah
Richter, Vincent Klyn, Alex Daniels. (R, 1:25) (AL,
AS, GV, N) EACTN March 10 11:41p; 11 12:43p
Cynthia 56 (’47, Comedy-Drama) Sheltered by
her parents, a small-town teenager finally goes
out on a date. Elizabeth Taylor, George Murphy,
Mary Astor, S.Z. Sakall. 9 (NR, 1:38) TCM March
12 1:15p
Cyrano de Bergerac 5556 (’50, Drama)
Long-nosed Cyrano loves fair Roxane but woos
her with verse for a tongue-tied friend. Jose Ferrer,
Mala Powers, William Prince, Morris Carnovsky. 9
(NR, 1:52) TCM March 21 5:30a
D Dark Horse 555 (’15, Documentary) A
THE DA VINCI CODE 556 (’06, Mystery)
A murder in the Louvre Museum and clues in
paintings by Leonardo lead to the discovery of
a religious mystery that could rock the founda-
tions of Christianity. Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou, Ian
MOVIES
McKellen, Alfred Molina. (3:15) (AS, N, V) FREEFM
March 2 7:45p; 3 2:10p; 24 12:45p
DADDY DON’T GO (’14, Biography) Four
disadvantaged dads in New York City fight to
defy the odds against them. (1:30) IPLEX March
4 6:29a; 22 8:55a
Daddy’s Home 55 (’15, Comedy) An insecure
man competes for the affection of his stepchil-
dren when their freewheeling father breezes
back into town. Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Linda
Cardellini, Thomas Haden Church. (1:45) (AL, AS)
EPIX March 2 9:45p; 3 11:25a, 6:20p
Daddy’s Little Girls 55 (’07, Romance)
An unexpected romance blooms between a
struggling mechanic and the attorney who is
representing him in a custody battle for his young
daughters. Gabrielle Union, Idris Elba, Louis Gossett
Jr., Tracee Ellis Ross. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March
5 7p; 6 4p; 14 8p; 15 5p
Damaged (’14, Suspense) The life of a high-
school teacher begins to fall apart when he
becomes friendly with a new student. Chris Klein,
Merritt Patterson, Tasya Teles, Laine MacNeil. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 10 6p
Damnation Alley 55 (’77, Science Fiction)
Two Air Force officers lead a desert road trip to
Albany, N.Y., the only city left after World War III.
Jan-Michael Vincent, George Peppard, Dominique
Sanda, Paul Winfield. (PG, 1:31) (AL, V) FXM March
25 10:25a; 26 1a
DANCER 555 (’00, Drama) A working-class
youngster in 1984 England discovers a hidden
talent for dance with the help of a hard-bitten
teacher. Julie Walters, Jamie Bell, Jamie Draven,
Gary Lewis. (1:53) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 11 1:46p,
9p; 15 5:53a, 5:34p; 24 5:25p; 29 7:07p; 30 2:24a
Dangerous 555 (’35, Drama) A Connecti-
cut architect with a fiancee falls for a boozing
actress with a husband. Bette Davis, Franchot Tone,
Margaret Lindsay, Alison Skipworth. 9 (NR, 1:18)
TCM March 8 7:15a
Dangerous Intuition (’13, Drama) A woman
has premonitions that her ex-husband’s new
mate is a threat to their daughter. Tricia Helfer,
Estella Warren, David Cubitt, Genea Charpentier.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 15 2p
Dangerous Number 56 (’37, Comedy) A
rich businessman and a chorus girl have nothing
in common but decide to marry anyway. Robert
Young, Ann Sothern, Reginald Owen, Cora Wither-
spoon. 9 (NR, 1:11) (AS) TCM March 6 9a
Danny Collins 555 (’15, Comedy-Drama) An
aging rocker decides to change the course of his
life after receiving a long-undelivered letter from
the late John Lennon. Al Pacino, Annette Bening,
Jennifer Garner, Bobby Cannavale. (R, 1:46) (AL, AS,
N) ENCR-W March 7 12:18a
Dark Angel on Masterpiece After the
deaths of five of her babies, Mary Ann arouses
her mother’s suspicions. (TV14, 2:00) PBS March
25 10p; 26 3a; 27 4a
Dark Delusion 556 (’47, Drama) Dr.
Gillespie’s young colleague treats an heiress for
insanity against her family’s wishes. Lionel Barry-
more, James Craig, Lucille Bremer, Jayne Meadows.
9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 14 10:15a
Dark Girls (’11, Documentary) Filmmakers Bill
Duke and D. Channsin Berry explore a deep-
seated bias within black culture against women
with darker skin. (NR, 1:12) EBLACK March 1
5:59a; 14 10:25a
barmaid in a poor Welsh mining village con-
vinces some of her fellow residents to pool their
resources to compete in the “sport of kings” with
a racehorse they would breed and raise. Tony
Kerby, Maureen Jones, Eddie Thomas (1:29) (AL,
AS) EFAMLY March 8 4:40p; 13 9:42a; 19 5:15a
Cable D
The Dark Knight Rises 555 (’12, Action)
Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey
Dent’s death and vanished into the night, Batman
is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cun-
ning cat burglar and a merciless terrorist called
Bane. Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway, Tom Hardy,
Marion Cotillard. (3:45) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 26
5:15p
Dark Shadows 556 (’12, Comedy) Turned
into a vampire by a vengeful witch, Barnabas
Collins escapes from his tomb after 200 years
and finds 1972 Collinsport, Maine, a very differ-
ent place. Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena
Bonham Carter, Eva Green. (2:35) (AL, AS, V)
FREEFM March 2 12:30p
Dark Skies 556 (’13, Science Fiction) A
couple and their children gather their courage
and determination to combat a terrifying threat
that may be from an alien force. Keri Russell, Josh
Hamilton, Dakota Goyo, Kadan Rockett. (2:00) (AL,
AS, V) SYFY March 8 2p; 9 4a; 20 8:45a
Darrow & Darrow (’17, Comedy) A mother
and daughter share a house and a law practice.
One, an idealistic lawyer, fights for what’s right,
regardless of whether it makes her a dime. Her
mother’s view of the law is more elastic and prof-
itable. Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Tom Cavanagh,
Wendie Malick, Alistair Abell. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV
March 17 1p; 26 9p
A Dash of Love (’17, Romance-Comedy) When
an aspiring chef lands a dream job at her idol’s
restaurant, she befriends the handsome executive
chef. After they are wrongly fired, the duo open
their own eatery to prove their food is better. Jen
Lilley, Brendan Penny, Peri Gilpin, Kandyse McClure.
(TVG, 2:00) HALL March 29 4p
Date Night 556 (’10, Romance-Comedy)
Mistaken identity creates an unforgettable
adventure for two suburbanites who were trying
to invigorate their marriage with an evening at
a bistro. Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Mark Wahlberg,
Taraji P. Henson. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 16
12:30a, 12:30p
A Date to Die For (’15, Drama) Laura goes
out on a first date with a man she has just met,
and when she awakens the next morning, she
finds her date dead in her bed. She becomes
the prime suspect and has to find out who is the
real killer to protect her family and good name.
Victoria Pratt, Bart Johnson, Jennifer Taylor, Alyvia
Alyn Lind. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 20 8a
A Date With Judy 556 (’48, Musical
Comedy) A Santa Barbara, Calif., teen thinks her
father is having an affair with a Latin dancer.
Wallace Beery, Jane Powell, Elizabeth Taylor, Carmen
Miranda. (NR, 1:53) TCM March 12 3p
Date With Love (’16, Romance) A boy from a
small town takes a big shot and asks his celebrity
crush to prom on video. She says yes after the
video goes viral, but things get a bit complicated
when she realizes she might be falling for the
boy’s teacher. Shenae Grimes, Andrew Walker, Bailee
Madison, Larissa Albuquerque. (TVG, 2:00) HALL
March 15 4p; 24 11a
Dater’s Handbook (’16, Romance) After
reading a book about dating and changing her
personality to find a lover, a woman realizes the
man she wants is right in front of her. Kristoffer
Polaha, Meghan Markle, Jonathan Scarfe, Lynda
Boyd. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 1 2p
Daughter for Sale (’17, Suspense) When a
runaway teenager is kidnapped by sex traffickers,
her mother, a newly appointed judge, has to find
and rescue her before they ship her overseas and
sell her into sex slavery. Emily Rose, Emily Ten-
nant, Antonio Cupo, Kevin McNulty. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 5 8p; 6 12a
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Cable D
Daughter of the Dragon 556 (’31, Crime
Drama) At her Chinese father’s bidding, a woman
goes to murder an enemy and meets a Scotland
Yard detective. Anna May Wong, Warner Oland,
Sessue Hayakawa, Bramwell Fletcher. 9 (NR, 1:12)
TCM March 4 5p
A Daughter’s Nightmare (’14, Suspense) A
college student suspects that a nurse may harm
her lonely, widowed mother. Emily Osment, Paul
Johansson, Victoria Pratt, Gregg Sulkin. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 6 4p
DAVE CHAPPELLE’S BLOCK PARTY
555 (’05, Documentary) Actor, writer and
comic Dave Chappelle loads up a bus with res-
idents of his Ohio hometown and takes them
to Brooklyn, N.Y., for a concert featuring Kanye
West, the Fugees and others. Dave Chappelle. (R,
1:43) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 3 1p, 10p; 7 11:29a,
6:14p; 8 2:27a; 30 11:04a, 9:22p, IPLEX March
17 8:21a, 5:50p
David and Lisa 555 (’62, Drama) A boy who
does not like to be touched loves a girl who talks
backward in rhyme. Keir Dullea, Janet Margolin,
Howard da Silva 9 (NR, 1:34) TCM March 5 9p
The Day After Tomorrow 556 (’04,
Action) A climatologist tries to locate his son
after global warming leads to worldwide natural
disasters. Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ian Holm,
Emmy Rossum. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 9 7p; 10
2:30p; 26 6:30p; 27 4:30p
The Day of the Jackal 555 (’73, Suspense)
A master detective tracks a master assassin
whose target is Charles de Gaulle. Edward Fox,
Michel Lonsdale, Tony Britton, Terence Alexander.
(2:25) (AL, AS, N, V) RPLEX March 4 1:26p, 11:58p;
20 9:23a, 9:53p; 26 8:57a, 8p
The Day the Earth Stood Still 5556
(’51, Science Fiction) Klaatu and his guardian
robot, Gort, come from afar to warn Earth about
nuclear war. Michael Rennie, Patricia Neal, Hugh
Marlowe, Sam Jaffe. 9 (1:35) RPLEX March 4
3:14a, 9:45a; 9 10:42a, 10:09p; 14 6:25p; 31
2:18a, 12:50p
Day Watch 555 (’06, Horror) A supernatural
patrolman learns that his son has turned to the
Dark Side, while a piece of enchanted chalk is the
key to a looming battle between good and evil.
Konstantin Khabensky, Mariya Poroshina, Vladimir
Menshov, Viktor Verzhbitsky. (R, 2:19) (AS, V) EACTN
March 7 4:47a
Daybreakers 556 (’09, Horror) Faced with a
critical blood shortage, a vampire hematologist
joins forces with humans to perfect a cure for
his problem. Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, Claudia
Karvan, Michael Dorman. (1:50) (AL, AS, BN, GV)
EPIX March 2 11:30p; 3 7:50a, 4:40p; 20 11:15p;
21 4:35p
Daylight’s End (’16, Action) Years after a
plague devastates the planet and turns most
of humanity into blood-hungry beasts, a tough
drifter assists a group of survivors. Johnny
Strong, Lance Henriksen, Louis Mandylor, Chelsea
Edmundson. (NR, 1:45) ESUSP March 2 12:03a;
8 12:16p; 26 2a
Days of Thunder 556 (’90, Action) An
upstart stock-car driver goes to the edge for his
manager, his brain-surgeon girlfriend and himself.
Tom Cruise, Robert Duvall, Nicole Kidman, Randy
Quaid. (PG-13, 1:47) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 9
2:17a, EACTN March 5 1:42p, 9:10p; 6 4:36a; 18
2:44p, 11:56p; 24 3:40a, 12:48p, 8p; 29 4:58a,
5:07p; 30 1:33a
Days of Wine and Roses 5556 (’62,
Drama) A boozing PR man’s wife joins him in
drinking but not in Alcoholics Anonymous. Jack
Lemmon, Lee Remick, Charles Bickford, Jack Klug-
man. 9 (NR, 1:57) TCM March 8 2:45p
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MOVIES
Dead Heist 55 (’07, Action) Bloodthirsty zom-
bies ruin the plans of a group of thieves who plot
to rob a bank. Big Daddy Kane, E-40, Bonecrusher,
Brandon Hardin. (NR, 1:20) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V)
ESUSP March 4 12:16a, 10:52a; 26 6:48a; 27 2:14a
Dead Over Heels: An Aurora Teagarden
Mystery (’17, Mystery) Librarian and real crime
buff Aurora Roe Teagarden never liked Detective
Sergeant Jack Burns. She also never wanted to
see him dead, but when he winds up murdered,
she can’t help but get involved. Candace Cam-
eron Bure, Marilu Henner. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV
March 18 5p
A Deadly Affair (’17, Suspense) A woman who
suspects her contractor husband of having an
affair trails him to a house and finds him dead.
Valerie Azlynn, Luke Edwards, Alan Powell, Austin
Highsmith. (2:00) LIFE March 10 2p, LIFEMOV
March 16 10p; 17 2a
DEADLY DEED: A FIXER UPPER MYS-
TERY (’18, Crime Drama) Shannon Hughes has
taken on a charity project renovating a grand
old Victorian mansion. When a local banker
is found murdered inside, Shannon must dust
off the clues and cement the truth before her
renovation becomes a demolition. Jewel, Colin
Ferguson. (2:00) HALLMV March 11 9p; 15 9p; 18
11p; 21 9p; 25 11a
DEADLY DELUSION (’17, Suspense) Hoping
for a fresh start, Julia, a troubled woman, moves
to Los Angeles with her new boyfriend. After
settling into a new home, mysterious things begin
to happen. It’s not long before Julia becomes
convinced that her demons have moved with
her. Haylie Duff, Mike Faiola, Teri Polo, Louis Man-
dylor. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 15 8p; 16 12a, LIFE
March 10 4p
Deadly Ex (’16, Suspense) A woman interprets
a kiss at a high school reunion as an invitation
to follow her ex across the country and supplant
his current family. Natasha Henstridge, Marguerite
Moreau, Jason Gerhardt, Sammi Hanratty. (2:00)
(AS, V) LIFEMOV March 1 10p; 2 2a; 14 8p; 15 12a
Deadly Inn (’18, Suspense) A single mother
restores a Victorian home and opens a bed-and-
breakfast. But the arrival of a guest with a hidden
agenda shatters the peace. Angie Patterson, Aria
Pullman, Chad Michael Collins, Rachel Riley. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 17 8p; 18 12a
Deadly Lessons (’17, Suspense) A college girl
quits school to run away with her charismatic pro-
fessor She slowly learns that he is a controlling
man with a dark, violent past. Christie Ann Burson,
Christina Cox, Ryan Scott Greene, Sammi Barber.
(2:00) (AS) LIFE March 3 2p, LIFEMOV March 30
10p; 31 2a
Deadly Secrets by the Lake (’17, Mystery)
Decorated NYPD Detective Jennifer Riley returns
to her hometown after her sister is charged with
the murder of her boss. Jennifer tries to make
amends with her estranged family as she exposes
the dark secrets that threaten to tear the town
apart. Stefanie von Pfetten, Ferelith Young, Andrew
Moodie (2:00) LIFEMOV March 26 6a
Deadly Sorority (’17, Suspense) Best friends
Samantha and Kristina go their separate ways
when Kristina gets into the hottest sorority on
campus. The nightmare begins when Kristina
is murdered and Samantha becomes the next
target of the campus killer. Greer Grammer, Chloe
Babcook, Moira Kelly, Steve Bacic. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 12 6p
Dealin’ With Idiots 55 (’13, Comedy) A
comic looks for inspiration for his next movie
among the absurdly competitive parents and
coaches involved with his son’s youth-baseball
league. Jeff Garlin, Gina Gershon, Nia Vardalos,
Jami Gertz. (NR, 1:23) (AS) IFC-E March 5 4:45a;
13 4:45a
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
Dear John 55 (’10, Romance) Unexpected
consequences await a soldier and his lover, who
correspond through the mail over a period of
seven tumultuous years. Channing Tatum, Amanda
Seyfried, Henry Thomas, Scott Porter. (PG-13, 1:47)
(AS, V) ENCR-W March 8 7:10p; 9 3:55p; 18 9p; 19
7:28a, 5:30p, ECLASS March 4 9:51a; 13 7:49p; 15
4:51a, EFAMLY March 23 4:36p, 11:19p; 29 9:39p
Death al Dente: A Gourmet Detective
Mystery (’16, Mystery) When Henry Roth
is tasked with seeking out a head chef for a
new high-end Italian eatery, he doesn’t realize
that murder will be on the menu. Dylan Neal,
Ali Skovbye, Aaron Douglas, Jordana Largy. (TVG,
2:00) HALLMV March 19 9p; 28 9p
Death at a Funeral 55 (’10, Comedy) Sibling
rivalry, family secrets and a mysterious stranger
threaten to blow the lid off the coffin when a man
tries to give his late father a proper memorial.
Keith David, Loretta Devine, Peter Dinklage, Ron
Glass. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS March 17 12:30a
Death Becomes Her 555 (’92, Comedy)
An actress and an author fight over a plastic
surgeon and the secret of eternal beauty. Meryl
Streep, Bruce Willis, Goldie Hawn, Isabella Rossellini.
(1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 1 4:15a; 4 11a;
10 7:30a; 13 10:35a, 11:30p; 18 8p; 23 12:15p;
26 10:35a, 8p; 29 8:45a
Death Clique (’14, Crime Drama) A rivalry
among three high-school girls leads to a shocking
act of violence that leaves one of them dead, and
the mother of the dead teen intends to see justice
prevail. Lexi Ainsworth, Barbara Alyn Woods, Brittany
Underwood, Michelle Clunie. (2:00) LIFEMOV March
2 10a; 30 10a
Death Line 55 (’72, Horror) A police inspec-
tor discovers that descendants of survivors of
a cave-in in the early 1900s are eating London
subway riders. Donald Pleasence, Ron Pember, Colin
McCormack, Norman Rossington. (1:40) (AS, V)
FLIX-W March 6 12:35p; 22 10:30a; 31 12:15p
Death of a Gunfighter 556 (’69, Western)
Town fathers run out of nice ways to get rid of
an old-style marshal in the name of progress.
Richard Widmark, Lena Horne, Carroll O’Connor,
David Opatoshu. (PG, 1:34) (V) EWESTN March 14
9:49a, 11:35p; 23 8:11p; 24 2:48a
Death of a Vegas Showgirl (’16, Crime
Drama) Two talented Las Vegas dancers become
swept up in a tumultuous relationship that spirals
into obsession. Roselyn Sánchez, Danso Gordon,
Jason Cermak, Aaron Pearl. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV
March 2 6p; 30 6p
DEATH RACE 2 (’10, Action) Convicted of
killing a cop, an inmate competes in a brutal
race where cars are deadly weapons. Luke Goss,
Ving Rhames, Sean Bean, Danny Trejo. (R, 1:36)
(AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 7 9:23p; 17 9:50a,
ESUSP March 9 1:51a
DEATH RACE 3 (’12, Action) Only one victory
away from winning his freedom, legendary driver
Carl Lucas enters the first Death Race to take
place in the brutal Kalahari Desert. Luke Goss,
Ving Rhames, Danny Trejo, Dougray Scott. (R, 1:45)
(AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 7 11:06p; 17 11:33a,
ESUSP March 12 1:23p; 29 11:51a
Death Wish 555 (’74, Crime Drama) A New
York architect turns vigilante hit man after thugs
attack his wife and daughter. Charles Bronson,
Hope Lange, Vincent Gardenia, Steven Keats. (1:38)
(AL, AS, N, R, V) RPLEX March 7 11:54p; 16 1:23a,
9:40p; 27 4:52a, 3:09p, 10:19p
Deathtrap 555 (’82, Mystery) A cat-and-
mouse game ensues when a blocked Broadway
playwright and his wife meet a fan with an excel-
lent script. Michael Caine, Christopher Reeve, Dyan
Cannon, Irene Worth. (PG, 1:55) (AL, AS, V) TCM
March 24 10:45p
The Deep End 555 (’01, Drama) A mid-
dle-class woman shields her homosexual son
from a blackmailer. Tilda Swinton, Goran Visnjic,
Jonathan Tucker, Peter Donat. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, V)
ESUSP March 23 1:24p
Deep Impact 55 (’98, Drama) Troubled people
attempt to mend their lives as they brace them-
selves for a comet that threatens Earth. Robert
Duvall, Tea Leoni, Elijah Wood, Vanessa Redgrave.
(PG-13, 2:00) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 25 12:44a,
12:14p, ECLASS March 4 5:37a, 2:51p, 10:31p;
19 2:24p
Deep in the Heart of Texas 55 (’42, West-
ern) The son of a separatist colonel tries to restore
the state to the Union. Johnny Mack Brown, Tex
Ritter, Fuzzy Knight, Jennifer Holt. 9 (NR, 1:02)
EWESTN March 3 6:57a; 23 6:36a; 26 5:53a
Deep Web (’15, Documentary) Filmmaker Alex
Winter interviews the people behind the Deep
Web and bitcoin. (1:30) EPIX March 9 6:20a
Definitely, Maybe 555 (’08, Romance-Com-
edy) At his young daughter’s urging, a man on
the cusp of divorce reminisces about his past
romances and has her guess which one became
her mother. Ryan Reynolds, Isla Fisher, Abigail
Breslin, Rachel Weisz. (2:40) (AL, AS) FREEFM
March 16 5:40p
DELIRIOUS 55 (’91, Comedy) The head
writer of a soap opera dreams he’s a character
in it, romancing two women in the plot. John
Candy, Mariel Hemingway, Emma Samms, Raymond
Burr. (1:40) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 5 6p, 9:55p;
11 4:20p, 11p; 23 8:15a
Delta Farce 56 (’07, Comedy) An Army officer
mistakes three buddies for Army Reservists and
deploys them to Iraq, but their vehicle is prema-
turely ejected over Mexico. Larry the Cable Guy,
Bill Engvall, D.J. Qualls, Keith David. (1:30) (AS)
FLIX-W March 16 4:15p
DEMOLITION MAN 556 (’93, Science Fic-
tion) The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer
to catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles.
Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock,
Nigel Hawthorne. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) OVATN March
1 6:30p; 14 9p; 18 6:30p; 20 9:30p; 24 10:30p;
25 11:30a
oThe Departed 5556 (’06, Crime Drama)
In Boston an undercover cop gains a gangland
chief’s trust, while a career criminal infiltrates
the police force for the mob. Leonardo DiCaprio,
Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg. (3:30)
(AL, AS, GV, SSC) AMC March 12 6:30p; 13 12:30a;
29 11p; 30 11:30a
Descendants 2 (’17, Children’s) When the
pressure to be royally perfect gets to be too
much for Mal, she returns to the Isle of the Lost.
She discovers that Uma, the daughter of Ursula,
has taken over as queen, and that her gang is
finalizing plans to bring down the barrier. Dove
Cameron, Cameron Boyce, Sofia Carson, BooBoo
Stewart. (NR, 1:51) DISN March 27 8p
The Descent 555 (’05, Horror) Women on
a caving expedition encounter ravenous under-
ground predators that would love to sink their
teeth into fresh meat. Shauna Macdonald, Natalie
Mendoza, Alex Reid, Saskia Mulder. (2:00) (AL, AS,
GV) SYFY March 11 10a; 12 1:42a; 23 10a
Descent 55 (’07, Drama) After a rape strips
away her innocence and bright future, a college
student plans revenge against her attacker. Rosa-
rio Dawson, Chad Faust, Marcus Patrick, Scott Bailey.
(2:00) (AL, AS, R, V) SYFY March 22 1p
The Descent: Part 2 556 (’09, Horror)
An amnesiac spelunker joins a rescue team to
explore underground caves where bloodthirsty
creatures dwell. Shauna Macdonald, Krysten Cum-
mings, Gavan O’Herlihy, Douglas Hodge. (2:02) (AL,
AS, GV) SYFY March 12 3:44a, 10:32a; 23 8a; 24 2a
Desolation Canyon 55 (’06, Western) A
sheriff and a retired gunman form a posse to
track down a band of violent outlaws. Patrick
Duffy, Stacy Keach, David Rees Snell, Kenneth John-
son. (NR, 1:36) EWESTN March 24 1:25a
Desperado: Badlands Justice 55 (’89,
Western) Framed cowboy drifter Duell McCall
poses as sheriff in a town run by corrupt business-
men. Alex McArthur, John Rhys-Davies, James B.
Sikking, Gregory Sierra. (NR, 1:37) EWESTN March
17 4:42p; 26 10:41a, 9:48p
PT-DIG
Desperado: The Outlaw Wars 55 (’89,
Western) Framed drifter Duell McCall comes
home to his lover and is given a second chance
by the sheriff. Alex McArthur, Richard Farnsworth,
Lise Cutter, Whip Hubley. (NR, 1:37) EWESTN March
18 1:55a; 26 8:11p; 27 2:36a
The Desperate Hours 5556 (’55, Crime
Drama) An escaped convict and his partners ter-
rorize a couple in their home. Humphrey Bogart,
Fredric March, Martha Scott, Arthur Kennedy. 9
(1:55) (AL, AS, MV) RPLEX March 3 2:25p; 23
12:10p, 9:56p; 24 6:04a
Despicable Me 555 (’10, Children’s) Ani-
mated. As he tries to execute a fiendish plot to
steal the moon, a supervillain meets his match
in three little orphan girls who want to make
him their dad. Voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel,
Russell Brand, Julie Andrews. (2:05) (AS) FREEFM
March 31 7:55p
Destination Wedding (’17, Romance-Com-
edy) Ellie has been painstakingly planning her
sister Mandy’s destination wedding for a very
long time. When Mandy and her fiance don’t
show up, Ellie and her ex-boyfriend find them-
selves reconnecting while frantically trying to
prevent a disaster. Alexa PenaVega, Jeremy Guil-
baut, Andrea Brooks, Rafael Simón. (2:00) HALL
March 15 2p
Destroy All Monsters! 56 (’68, Science
Fiction) Scientists face Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra
and more obscure Japanese monsters sent by
she-aliens. Akira Kubo, Jun Tazaki, Yoshio Tsuchiya,
Kyoko Ai. (1:32) RPLEX March 3 5:07a; 21 9:28p,
EACTN March 15 2:49a
Detective Story 555 (’51, Crime Drama)
A New York police detective learns something
shocking about his wife’s past. Kirk Douglas,
Eleanor Parker, William Bendix, Horace McMahon.
9 (1:46) (AS, MV) RPLEX March 9 12:17p; 29
4:59a, 6:14p
Detention 56 (’03, Action) A soldier-turned-
teacher defends his school against violent
gunmen who plan to use the building in a
drug-smuggling operation. Dolph Lundgren, Alex
Karzis, Kata Dobó, Corey Sevier. (1:45) (AL, AS, V)
FLIX-W March 5 3p; 13 2p
The Devil Doll 556 (’36, Horror) Paul is
wrongfully convicted of robbery and murder, and
breaks out of prison using a scientist’s shrinking
invention. Lionel Barrymore, Maureen O’Sullivan,
Frank Lawton, Robert Greig. 9 (NR, 1:19) TCM
March 12 10:15a
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 555 (’06,
Comedy) A recent college graduate lands a job
working for a famous and diabolical editor of a
New York fashion magazine. Meryl Streep, Anne
Hathaway, Adrian Grenier, Stanley Tucci. (2:30) (AS)
AMC March 1 8p; 2 12:30a; 16 9:30p; 27 11:30p;
28 10:30a
Devil’s Island 55 (’40, Drama) A French
doctor sentenced for treason performs brain
surgery on the prison commandant’s daughter.
Boris Karloff, Nedda Harrigan, James Stephenson,
Adia Kuznetzoff. 9 (NR, 1:02) TCM March 19 3a
The Devil’s Own 555 (’97, Suspense) A New
York policeman learns that his Irish houseguest
is an IRA terrorist seeking U.S. weapons. Harrison
Ford, Brad Pitt, Margaret Colin, Ruben Blades. (R,
1:50) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 13 1:40a; 19 9:19a,
9:48p; 27 4:10a
The Devil’s Rejects 55 (’05, Horror) A
vengeful sheriff and two bounty hunters track a
murderous family on the run. Sid Haig, Bill Moseley,
Sheri Moon Zombie, Ken Foree. (R, 1:49) (AL, AS, GV,
N) ESUSP March 9 11:26a; 29 10:31p
Diablo 55 (’15, Western) A young Civil War vet-
eran embarks on a quest to save his kidnapped
wife from a band of ruthless Mexican bandits.
Scott Eastwood, Walton Goggins, Camilla Belle, Adam
Beach. (1:25) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 21 1:25p
The Diabolical (’15, Horror) A scientist battles
a malevolent spirit that haunts the home of his
girlfriend and her two young children. Ali Larter,
PT-DIG TITLE 5555 = 4-Star Critique (Excellent). PREMIERE TITLE = Channel Premiere Title.
Arjun Gupta, Max Rose, Chloe Perrin. (2:00) (AS)
SYFY March 16 6a
DIABOLIQUE 5555 (’55, Suspense) A wife
and a mistress conspire to murder the brutal
headmaster of a school for boys, then the body
disappears. Simone Signoret, Vera Clouzot, Paul
Meurisse, Charles Vanel. 9 (NR, 1:56) TCM
March 23 7p
Diamond Demon (’47, Documentary) A minor
league pitcher displays his unusual talents, such
as throwing three baseballs at once. Narrated by
Pete Smith. TCM March 29 11a
Diary of a Mad Black Woman 55 (’05,
Comedy-Drama) A woman must put her life back
together after her husband of 18 years abruptly
kicks her out of the house. Kimberly Elise, Steve
Harris, Shemar Moore, Tamara Taylor. (3:00) (AL, AS,
V) BET March 5 10p; 6 7p; 17 11p; 18 8p
The Diary of Anne Frank 5556 (’59,
Historical Drama) A German-Jewish girl and
her family spend two years in an Amsterdam
attic hiding from the Nazis. Millie Perkins, Joseph
Schildkraut, Shelley Winters, Richard Beymer. 9
(NR, 2:50) TCM March 28 5p
Dick Tracy 55 (’45, Crime Drama) Detective
Tracy rescues Tess Trueheart and Junior from a
killer called Splitface. Morgan Conway, Anne Jef-
freys, Mike Mazurki, Jane Greer. 9 (NR, 1:02)
TCM March 7 5p
Dick Tracy 555 (’90, Crime Drama) The com-
ic-strip detective woos Tess Trueheart, dodges
Breathless Mahoney and chases nicknamed
crooks. Warren Beatty, Madonna, Charlie Korsmo,
Glenne Headly. (1:45) (MV) FLIX-W March 10 4:30p;
14 10:30a; 15 5:05a; 19 10:15p
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star 55
(’03, Comedy) Hoping to make a comeback, a
man stays with a suburban family to prepare for
the lead role in a Rob Reiner film. David Spade,
Mary McCormack, Jon Lovitz, Craig Bierko. (PG-13,
1:39) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 2 4a, 10:30a; 5 6:45a;
18 12:30p; 19 4:45a; 22 4a, 10:15a
Did You Hear About the Morgans?
56 (’09, Comedy) A husband and wife get a
chance to repair their crumbling marriage when,
after they witness a murder, federal agents hide
them in a tiny Wyoming town. Hugh Grant, Sarah
Jessica Parker, Sam Elliott, Mary Steenburgen.
(PG-13, 1:43) (AS, V) ENCR-W March 11 7:14p;
12 1:56p, ECLASS March 7 4:23p; 27 9:42a; 31
1:04a, 12:50p, EFAMLY March 16 1:07a, 11:17p
Die Another Day 55 (’02, Action) James
Bond teams with a beautiful agent to battle a
terrorist and a businessman bent on world dom-
ination. Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Toby Stephens,
Rosamund Pike. (2:15) (AS, V) EPIX March 21 9:45p;
22 10:20a, 5:45p
Die, Monster, Die! 556 (’65, Horror) An
American in England finds plants, animals and
his future in-laws mutated by a meteorite. Boris
Karloff, Nick Adams, Freda Jackson, Suzan Farmer.
(NR, 1:18) TCM March 26 9:45p
Dillinger 556 (’73, Crime Drama) Midwestern
FBI agent Melvin Purvis hunts gangster John
Dillinger, ending his crime spree in 1934. Warren
Oates, Ben Johnson, Michelle Phillips, Cloris Leach-
man. (R, 1:47) (AS, GV) TCM March 28 12:30a
Dillinger 55 (’45, Crime Drama) John Dil-
linger’s crime spree ends in 1934 when the lady
in red shows the FBI where he is. Lawrence Tierney,
Anne Jeffreys, Edmund Lowe, Eduardo Ciannelli. 9
(NR, 1:10) (AS) TCM March 7 7:45p
DIRTY DANCING 555 (’87, Romance) A
doctor’s teenage daughter gets slinky with the
dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer
of 1963. Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze, Jerry Orbach,
Cynthia Rhodes. (2:30) (AL, AS) PARMT March 1
11:30p, 12:30p; 7 1:30a, 12:30p
The Dirty Dozen 5556 (’67, War) A U.S.
Army major selects and trains 12 hard-core
criminals for a daring raid on an impregnable
Nazi chateau. Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles
Bronson, Jim Brown. (NR, 2:29) (AS, MV) TCM
March 9 11:45a
MOVIES
Dirty Grandpa 56 (’16, Comedy) One week
before his wedding, an uptight lawyer finds
himself driving his foulmouthed grandfather to
Daytona Beach, Fla., for a wild spring break that
includes frat parties, bar fights and an epic night
of karaoke. Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Aubrey Plaza,
Zoey Deutch. (1:45) (AL, AS, N, SSC) EPIX March
21 8p; 22 2:05p
Dirty Pretty Things 555 (’02, Drama) A
hotel receptionist runs a racket where desperate
immigrants each give up a kidney in exchange
for a passport. Chiwetel Ejiofor, Audrey Tautou,
Sergi López, Sophie Okonedo. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, V)
EBLACK March 4 3:40a; 31 4:46a, ESUSP March
23 1:47a, 3:07p, IPLEX March 7 4:05p; 8 12:52a;
19 11:47a, 11:02p
Dirty Teacher (’13, Suspense) After a high
school senior learns her boyfriend is having an
affair with a teacher, she becomes the victim
of an elaborate frame-up. Josie Davis, Cameron
Deane Stewart, Kelcie Stranahan, Darlene Vogel.
(2:00) LIFE March 3 4p
Dirty Work 56 (’98, Comedy) Unable to find
gainful employment, two underachievers estab-
lish a revenge-for-hire business. Norm Macdonald,
Jack Warden, Artie Lange, Traylor Howard. (PG-13,
1:21) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 6 10:23a; 26 5:50p
Disaster Movie 5 (’08, Comedy) During a
fateful night, a group of impossibly attractive
20-somethings must dodge a series of man-made
and natural disasters. Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo,
Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra. (1:30) (AL, AS, V)
FLIX-W March 2 2:30a; 4 6:30p; 5 4a; 9 10:15p;
12 4:30p; 18 2p, 11:30p; 24 12:30p; 29 7:30p
DISTRICT 9 5556 (’09, Science Fiction)
A field operative for a company that oversees
extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mysterious
virus that begins to change his DNA. Sharlto
Copley, Jason Cope, David James, Vanessa Haywood.
(R, 1:51) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 4 5:38p; 17
10:29a, 5:04p; 30 11:02p; 31 3:25p, EBLACK March
22 2:44p, 11:23p; 27 7:55a, 6:05p, ECLASS March
9 4:03a, 10:42a; 12 11:43p; 14 8:17a
Disturbia 556 (’07, Suspense) Under house
arrest, a troubled youth is unsure if his neighbor
is really a serial killer or if his suspicions are the
result of a captive and overactive imagination.
Shia LaBeouf, David Morse, Sarah Roemer, Car-
rie-Anne Moss. (2:30) (AS, V) TNT March 15 1:30a
Disturbing Behavior 55 (’98, Horror) High-
school students suspect that sinister forces are
controlling their too-perfect classmates. James
Marsden, Katie Holmes, Nick Stahl, Steve Railsback.
(R, 1:23) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 5 10:44p;
8 1:44a
Divergent 55 (’14, Science Fiction) In a future
society, people are divided into factions based on
their personalities. After a young woman learns
she is a Divergent and will never fit into any
one group, she uncovers a conspiracy to destroy
all those like her. Shailene Woodley, Theo James,
Ashley Judd, Jai Courtney. (2:45) (AS, V) TNT March
3 1p; 14 10:30p
Divided States A fight between students at
a Pennsylvania high school leads to assault
charges. (TV14, 1:01) (Part 1 of 4) A&E March 5 9p
Divided States A fight between students at
a Pennsylvania high school leads to assault
charges. (TV14, 1:01) (Part 1 of 4) A&E March
6 1:03a; 10 12p
Divided States A gunman allegedly opens fire
on two Indian nationals in a bar, killing one and
wounding the other. (TV14, 1:01) (Part 3 of 4)
A&E March 12 9p; 13 1:03a
Divided States A man shouts racial slurs at
two teens on a train, prompting three male pas-
sengers to intervene. (TV14, 1:02) (Part 2 of 4)
A&E March 5 10p; 6 2:04a; 10 1p
Cable D
Divided States Terror politics and the refu-
gee crisis lead to a surging tide of nationalism
across Europe. (TV14, 1:02) (Part 4 of 4) A&E
March 12 10p
Divided States Terror politics and the refu-
gee crisis lead to a surging tide of nationalism
across Europe. (TV14, 1:00) (Part 4 of 4) A&E
March 13 2:04a
Django Unchained 5556 (’12, Western) A
former slave joins forces with the German bounty
hunter who freed him and helps hunt down the
South’s most-wanted criminals, all in the hope
of finding his long-lost wife. Jamie Foxx, Christoph
Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Samuel L. Jackson. (3:00)
(AL, AS, GV, N) BET March 3 8p; 4 5p; 24 8p; 25 5p
Doctor Faustus 55 (’67, Fantasy) A medieval
doctor sells his soul to Lucifer’s agent Mephis-
topheles, who tempts him with Helen of Troy.
Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor, Andreas Teuber, Ian
Marter. (NR, 1:33) TCM March 15 11:30p
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 5556 (’31,
Horror) March won an Oscar for his portrayal
of the scientist whose experiments bring out
a hideous side of his personality. Fredric March,
Miriam Hopkins, Rose Hobart, Holmes Herbert. 9
(NR, 1:37) (AS, V) TCM March 12 7:15a
Dr. Lucille (’00, Docudrama) Pediatric surgeon
Lucille Teasdale and her physician husband treat
the sick at their African field hospital. Marina
Orsini, Massimo Ghini, Louis Gossett Jr., Vanessa
Cooke. (1:36) MPLEX March 8 1:45p; 13 11:30a
Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax 556 (’12, Children’s)
Animated. To find the one thing that will win him
the girl of his dreams, a boy delves into the story
of a grumpy forest creature who fights to protect
his world. Voices of Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, Zac
Efron, Taylor Swift. (2:00) (AL, AS) FXX March 1 3p;
2 1p; 14 3p; 15 10a
DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I
LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND
LOVE THE BOMB 5555 (’64, Comedy)
President Muffley and his advisers man the Pen-
tagon war room, as planes with bombs head
toward Moscow. Peter Sellers, George C. Scott,
Keenan Wynn, Slim Pickens. 9 (PG, 1:33) (AL,
AS, V) ECLASS March 13 7:32a; 18 7:23p; 28 3:54a
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
555 (’04, Comedy) The owner of a gym and
an overbearing entrepreneur form dodgeball
teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.
Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller, Rip Torn.
(2:00) (AL, AS) COM March 31 7p, 11p
DOG DAY AFTERNOON 5555 (’75, Crime
Drama) A loser robs a Brooklyn bank with his
stupid buddy to pay for his lover’s sex change. Al
Pacino, John Cazale, Charles Durning, Chris Saran-
don. (2:10) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 3 10:30a,
7:25p; 8 1:45p; 9 10:10a; 14 2p; 26 6p, 10:05p
THE DOGS OF WAR 555 (’80, Action)
Jamie, a mercenary, is hired by a large corporation
to help liberate Zangaro, a small African nation,
from an iron-fisted despot. Once there, Jamie
learns more about the plight of the country’s
people and joins the Zangaro people’s fight.
Christopher Walken, Tom Berenger, Colin Blakely,
Jean-François Stévenin. (2:00) (AL, V) HDMOV
March 5 2:10p; 28 6p, 9:35p; 31 2:05p
The Dolly Sisters 555 (’46, Musical) Hun-
garian stage sisters Jenny and Rosie dazzle early
1900s audiences from Broadway to the Riviera.
Betty Grable, John Payne, June Haver, Reginald Gar-
diner. (NR, 1:54) FXM March 21 3a
Donnie Brasco 5556 (’97, Crime Drama)
An undercover FBI agent uses the patronage of
an unwitting mobster to infiltrate the New York
Mafia. Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Michael Madsen,
Bruno Kirby. (R, 2:06) (AL, AS, BN, GV) ENCR-W
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March 5 2:33a, EACTN March 8 5:38p; 9 1:33a;
12 8:02a; 13 3:26a
Don’t Wake Mommy (’15, Suspense) A
new mom meets a woman whose dark inten-
tions come to light. Ashley Bell, Sara Rue, Dean
Geyer, Alex Essoe. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 18 10a,
LIFEMOV March 15 6p
Doom 55 (’05, Science Fiction) Soldiers use
heavy firepower to battle mutants at a high-tech
research facility on Mars. The Rock, Karl Urban,
Rosamund Pike, Ben Daniels. (NR, 1:53) (AL, AS,
GV, N) IFC-E March 11 4a, 8a; 12 7:45a, 11p; 24
8:15a; 25 12a; 29 5a, 9:45a
The Doors 555 (’91, Biography) UCLA film
student Jim Morrison finds a girlfriend, forms a
band and turns tragic 1960s rock star. Val Kilmer,
Meg Ryan, Kevin Dillon, Kyle MacLachlan. (2:20) (AL,
AS, N, SSC, V) EPIX March 21 1a
Double Harness 556 (’33, Romance-Com-
edy) After tricking him into marriage, a woman
tries to win the love of her philandering husband.
Ann Harding, William Powell, Henry Stephenson,
Lilian Bond. 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM March 26 3a
DOUBLE INDEMNITY 5555 (’44, Crime
Drama) An insurance man helps a platinum
blonde kill her husband, but all does not go
as planned. Fred MacMurray, Barbara Stanwyck,
Edward G. Robinson, Porter Hall. 9 (NR, 1:46)
TCM March 1 8:15a
Double Jeopardy 555 (’99, Suspense) While
in jail for murdering her husband, a woman dis-
covers he is living under a new identity with their
son. Tommy Lee Jones, Ashley Judd, Bruce Green-
wood, Annabeth Gish. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS
March 17 12:17p, 10:55p; 28 2:06a, ESUSP March
7 12:10a, 5:21p; 31 7:12p
Double Mommy (’17, Suspense) Ryan dis-
covers his friend Bryce is the father of one of his
girlfriend’s twin babies and that he date raped
her at a party over the summer. With college
looming over Bryce’s head, he will stop at nothing
to make sure that he clears his name. Morgan
Obenreder, Mark Grossman, Megan Gallagher, Griffin
Freeman. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 17 2p
The Double O Kid 55 (’92, Adventure) A
summer intern rushes to Los Angeles with a
package wanted by a computer-virus designer
and his henchwoman. Corey Haim, Brigitte Nielsen,
Wallace Shawn, Nicole Eggert. (PG-13, 1:35) (AL,
MV) EACTN March 16 3:11a; 22 3a
Double Team 56 (’97, Adventure) An inter-
national spy teams with a flamboyant weapons
dealer to escape from a penal colony and save his
family. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Rodman,
Mickey Rourke, Paul Freeman. (R, 1:31) (V) EACTN
March 8 6:17a; 23 1:26a
Down Argentine Way 55 (’40, Musical) A
rich, blond New York show-jumper follows the
son of a horse breeder back to Argentina. Betty
Grable, Don Ameche, Carmen Miranda, J. Carrol
Naish. (NR, 1:28) FXM March 14 4:05a
Down Missouri Way 55 (’46, Musical
Comedy) Agriculture professor Jane Colwell
is seeking a quiet getaway when she takes
her prized mule off to visit an Ozarks farming
community, but upon arrival she is stunned to
discover a film crew diligently at work on a new
movie. Martha O’Driscoll, John Carradine, Eddie
Dean, William Wright. 9 (NR, 1:13) EWESTN
March 2 6:10a; 8 6:50a; 27 9:34a; 28 5:23a
Down Periscope 55 (’96, Comedy) A Navy
admiral stacks the deck against a submarine
commander whose career hinges on winning at
war games. Kelsey Grammer, Lauren Holly, Bruce
Dern, Rob Schneider. (1:35) (AL) HDMOV March 6
8:25a; 11 7:40p; 12 2:10a, 3a; 19 3:30a, 12:25p;
23 6p, 9:15p; 31 10:35a
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MOVIES
Down to You 56 (’00, Romance-Comedy)
Two collegians fall in love but have a bumpy
affair due to mischievous roommates and the
temptation to stray. Freddie Prinze Jr., Julia Stiles,
Selma Blair, Shawn Hatosy. (PG-13, 1:32) (AL, AS)
ECLASS March 16 2:15p, MPLEX March 31 10:56p
Downfall 555 (’04, Historical Drama) As the
Third Reich crumbles around them, Adolf Hitler’s
secretary witnesses the final 10 days of the Nazi
dictator’s life. Bruno Ganz, Alexandra Maria Lara,
Corinna Harfouch, Ulrich Matthes. (2:45) (AS, GV,
N) FLIX-W March 1 1:30a; 15 12p; 20 12a; 29 3a
Dracula 2000 5 (’00, Horror) A London
antiques dealer travels to New Orleans to save
his estranged daughter from his nemesis, Count
Dracula. Christopher Plummer, Gerard Butler, Jonny
Lee Miller, Justine Waddell. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, GV)
ESUSP March 2 1:50a, 9p; 12 1:47a, 9p; 27 12:09p
Dracula Untold 55 (’14, Adventure) Vlad
III, prince of Wallachia, trades his humanity for
the power to defend his land and people from
the ruthless forces of the Ottoman Empire. Luke
Evans, Sarah Gadon, Dominic Cooper, Art Parkinson.
(2:00) (AS, V) FX March 1 9:30a, FXX March 27 3p;
28 12p, FXM March 5 3p, 10:30p
DRAFT DAY 556 (’14, Drama) On the day
of the NFL Draft, the general manager of the
Cleveland Browns must decide what he’s will-
ing to sacrifice as he angles for the number-one
pick. Kevin Costner, Jennifer Garner, Denis Leary,
Frank Langella. (2:30) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 7
6p, 10:10p; 16 12:50p; 17 3:15a; 20 10:15a; 25
6p, 10p; 31 4:05p, OVATN March 5 8p; 6 10p; 12
10:30p; 18 1:30p; 21 6:30p; 25 4:30p
Dragon Blade (’15, Action) An exiled Chinese
general offers shelter to a renegade Roman
and his legion, then becomes involved in the
soldier’s dispute with Rome’s villainous consul.
Jackie Chan, John Cusack, Adrien Brody, Joey Jozef.
(2:19) (AS, GV) SYFY March 2 3:45p; 3 10:10a; 13
1:20p; 14 8:15a; 29 12p
Dragonheart 556 (’96, Fantasy) A medieval
dragon-slayer teams up with his intelligent prey
to rid the land of a tyrant who betrayed them.
Dennis Quaid, David Thewlis, Pete Postlethwaite, Dina
Meyer. (2:00) (AS, V) OVATN March 1 2p; 2 11:30a;
10 11a; 11 9a; 14 2p; 15 11:30a
Dreamscape 556 (’84, Science Fiction) Two
scientists have a psychic enter other’s dreams
to help them overcome their nightmares. Dennis
Quaid, Kate Capshaw, Max von Sydow, Christopher
Plummer. (1:45) (AL, AS, N, V) FLIX-W March 22
5:15a; 27 6:30a
Dressed to Kill 556 (’41, Crime Drama) Pri-
vate eye Michael Shayne uses 25-year-old clues
to solve a double murder in a theater. Lloyd Nolan,
Mary Beth Hughes, Sheila Ryan, William Demarest.
9 (NR, 1:15) FXM March 20 3a; 21 1:45a
Drew Peterson: Untouchable 56 (’12,
Docudrama) Suspicion falls on police officer Drew
Peterson when his fourth wife disappears. Rob
Lowe, Kaley Cuoco, Cara Buono, William Mapother.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 8p; 2 12a
Drillbit Taylor 55 (’08, Comedy) Three friends
hire a homeless soldier-of-fortune to protect them
from the school bully. Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile,
David Dorfman, Nate Hartley. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS
March 31 2a, 8a
Drop Dead Sexy (’04, Comedy) When a
financial scam goes awry, a group of would-be
criminals turns to kidnapping and blackmail.
Jason Lee, Crispin Glover, Pruitt Taylor Vince,
Audrey Marie Anderson. (1:30) (AL, AS, N, V) EPIX
March 2 5:15a
Drop Zone 556 (’94, Action) A U.S. marshal
turns sky diver to nab a hijacker and his para-
chuter gang planning to invade the DEA. Wesley
Snipes, Gary Busey, Yancy Butler, Michael Jeter. (R,
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
1:41) (AL, V) EACTN March 2 3:12a, 10:05a, 5:36p;
18 7:11a, 10:12p; 28 1:34a, 5:25p
Drumline 555 (’02, Comedy-Drama) A young
man from Harlem joins a Southern university’s
marching band but antagonizes the musical
director and its leader. Nick Cannon, Zoe Saldana,
Orlando Jones, Leonard Roberts. (2:30) (AL, AS)
VH1 March 3 9p; 4 11a; 5 11:30a
Drumline: A New Beat (’14, Comedy-Drama)
A young woman aspires to become a trailblazing
leader in her school’s marching band. Alexandra
Shipp, Leonard Roberts, Jordan Calloway, Jeff Pierre.
(TVPG, 2:30) VH1 March 3 11:30p; 4 1:30p
Drums Across the River 55 (’54, West-
ern) A profiteer frames a boy and his father for
stealing gold on Indian land. Audie Murphy, Walter
Brennan, Lyle Bettger, Lisa Gaye. (NR, 1:18) EWESTN
March 14 7:06a; 29 9:15a
Drums Along the Mohawk 555 (’39, His-
torical Drama) Newlyweds face Indians and the
British in upstate New York during the Revolution.
Claudette Colbert, Henry Fonda, John Carradine, Edna
May Oliver. (NR, 1:43) FXM March 3 3a
The Duel 55 (’16, Western) A Texas Ranger
investigates a series of murders in an Old West
town that’s run by a former Confederate officer.
Woody Harrelson, Liam Hemsworth, Alice Braga,
Emory Cohen. (1:55) (AL, AS, GV) EPIX March 13
9:10a
The DUFF 556 (’15, Comedy) A high-school
senior sets out to reinvent herself and revolution-
ize the student body’s social order after learning
that a judgmental classmate has given her an
embarrassing nickname. Mae Whitman, Robbie
Amell, Bella Thorne, Bianca Santos. (2:30) (AL, AS)
FREEFM March 11 9:30p; 12 6p
The Duke Is Tops 55 (’38, Musical) A singer
goes to New York for her big break, leaving her
medicine-show buddies behind. Ralph Cooper,
Lena Horne, Lawrence Criner, Monte Hawley. 9
(1:15) RPLEX March 1 6:43a; 7 2:44a, EBLACK
March 9 4:49a
DUMB AND DUMBER 555 (’94, Comedy)
An inept dog groomer and a limousine driver
chase the latter’s dream girl cross country. Jim
Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly, Teri Garr. (2:30)
(AL, AS, MV) VICE March 4 7p, 9:30p; 9 9:30p;
10 7p
Dune 556 (’84, Science Fiction) Paul Atreides
leads the fight for vital spice on a desert planet
in the year 10191. Kyle MacLachlan, Sting, Fran-
cesca Annis, Leonardo Cimino. (2:30) (AS, V) FLIX-W
March 8 9:15a; 9 5a; 12 7a; 26 8:15a
Dying to Be Loved (’16, Suspense) Jill’s
daughter takes up with a bad boy whose violent
behavior lands the young couple in trouble. To
avoid a stint in prison, they appear to commit
a double suicide, but Jill sets out to prove they
have gone on the run. Lindsay Hartley, Paloma
Kwiatkowski, Dan Payne, Jedidiah Goodacre. (2:00)
LIFE March 25 10a, LIFEMOV March 6 6a
E Cary Elwes, Vivica A. Fox. (2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM
The Eagle and the Hawk 555 (’33, War)
A World War I British pilot is as sick of the war as
his new co-pilot is eager to join it. Fredric March,
Cary Grant, Jack Oakie, Carole Lombard. 9 (NR,
1:12) TCM March 25 5:30a
Earthquake 55 (’74, Suspense) An architect
tries to rescue his estranged wife and find his
mistress after an earthquake hits Los Angeles.
Charlton Heston, Ava Gardner, George Kennedy,
Geneviève Bujold. (2:05) (AS, V) MPLEX March 12
9:10p; 13 7:20a; 25 10:06p
EASTERN PROMISES 5556 (’07,
Drama) A chain of murder and retribution uncoils
when a man who is tied to a crime family in
London crosses paths with a resolute midwife.
Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, Vincent Cassel,
Armin Mueller-Stahl. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV, N) HDMOV
March 6 6p, 9:30p; 10 8:05p; 11 11:15a; 21 6p,
9:50p; 22 9:50p; 30 4:15p, 10:40p
Easy A 555 (’10, Comedy) The escape of a
little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to
use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage.
Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan
Byrd. (2:00) (AL, AS) LIFE March 11 6p
Easy Rider 5556 (’69, Drama) Two free
spirits on chopped motorcycles clash with the
Establishment and meet a boozy lawyer as they
cross America. Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper, Jack
Nicholson, Antonio Mendoza. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, V)
TCM March 19 10:45p
Eddie Murphy Raw 556 (’87, Comedy)
The comedian does a Bill Cosby impression and
discusses life, women and sex in a stand-up show
in New York. Eddie Murphy, Tatyana Ali, Samuel L.
Jackson, Deon Richmond. (R, 1:31) (AL) ENCR-W
March 9 2:22p; 18 2:55a
Eden Lake 555 (’08, Horror) During a roman-
tic weekend getaway, a young couple confronts a
gang of youths, and suffers brutal consequences.
Finn Atkins, Michael Fassbender, James Gandhi,
Thomas Gill. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March
8 12:10a, 2:04p, 9p; 28 12:12a
Edge of Tomorrow 555 (’14, Science
Fiction) A soldier who was killed in action gets
caught up in a time loop, in which he repeatedly
relives his last battle. However, the more times he
fights, the closer he gets to discovering how to
defeat the alien enemy. Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt,
Brendan Gleeson, Bill Paxton. (2:30) (AL, AS, V)
WGNA March 7 7p; 20 8p
8MM 55 (’99, Suspense) A widow hires a man
to identify a teen killed in a snuff film that was
stashed in her husband’s safe. Nicolas Cage, Joa-
quin Phoenix, James Gandolfini, Peter Stormare.
(2:06) (AL, AS, GV) IPLEX March 1 12:40a; 18
4:08a; 31 4:02a, ESUSP March 3 6:54p; 4 1:34a;
14 1:54a, 3:36p; 27 3:32p
El Greco 56 (’66, Biography) Greek painter
Domenikos Theotokopoulos woos a beauty and
faces the Inquisition in 16th-century Spain. Mel
Ferrer, Rosanna Schiaffino, Franco Giacobini, Adolfo
Celi. (NR, 1:35) FXM March 11 7:35a
EL JEREMÍAS 555 (’15, Comedy-Drama)
After Jeremias learns he is a genius, he has a hard
time succeeding. Martín Castro, Karem Momo Ruiz,
Isela Vega, Marcela Sotomayor. (1:39) (AS) EFAMLY
March 15 12:55a
Elena y Raquel (’71, Drama) Una joven está
embarazada de un novio que la abandonó y odia
al bebé,pero al nacer cambian sus sentimientos
hacia éste. Saby Kamalich, Hilda Aguirre, Julio
Alemán (1:30) TELM March 2 3:30a
Elevator Girl 55 (’10, Romance) Sparks fly
between a free-spirited woman and a successful
lawyer who meet while stuck in an elevator. Lacey
Chabert, Ryan Merriman, Patty McCormack, Hedy
Burress. (TVPG, 2:00) HALL March 9 4p; 24 9a
Ella Enchanted 556 (’04, Children’s) A
young woman embarks on a journey to break
the curse of obedience placed upon her by a
fairy godmother. Anne Hathaway, Hugh Dancy,
March 8 12a
Eloise (’17, Horror) Four friends break into an
abandoned insane asylum to find a death cer-
tificate that could give one of them rights to a
hefty inheritance. While inside, the friends learn
the terrifying history of the place and the truth
about their own pasts. Eliza Dushku, Robert Patrick,
Chace Crawford, Brandon T. Jackson. (R, 1:29) (AL,
AS, V) EBLACK March 2 7:05a; 7 4:44p; 18 5:16a,
ESUSP March 20 2:23p; 22 5:22a; 31 9:51a
Elopement 5 (’10, Suspense) Desperate to
save his daughter’s life, a man kidnaps his niece
to harvest her kidney. Ian Ziering, Chris Kramer,
Pascale Hutton, Ingrid Torrance. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 14 6a
Elysium 555 (’13, Science Fiction) In 2159,
the wealthy live in comfort and luxury aboard a
space station, while the poor have a hardscrab-
ble existence on the overpopulated and ruined
Earth. Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Sharlto Copley,
PT-DIG
 Alice Braga. (R, 1:49) (AL, AS, GV) FXM March 24
10:30p; 25 12p
En Esta Cama Nadie Duerme (’71, Come-
dia) El Hotel Paraíso se vuelve el lugar preferido
de diversas parejas que viven en secreto varios
líos amorosos. Julio Alemán, Zulma Faiad, Jacque-
line Andere, Resortes. (1:30) TELM March 1 3:30a
ENCHANTED 555 (’07, Children’s) Live
action/animated. Banished by an evil queen, a
princess from a fairy-tale world lands in modern
Manhattan, where music, magic and “happily
ever after” are sorely lacking. Amy Adams, Patrick
Dempsey, James Marsden, Timothy Spall. (2:00)
(AS) MTV March 3 3:30p; 4 6a
End of Days 56 (’99, Horror) An ex-cop must
protect a woman chosen by Satan to be the
mother of the Antichrist. Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Pollak, Robin Tunney. (2:05)
(AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 4 12:55p, 8p; 9 11:45p;
14 6p; 15 1:30a; 18 12a; 20 1:55p; 21 12a; 25
2:30p; 26 2:15a; 29 1:45p, 9p
Ender’s Game 556 (’13, Science Fiction)
A youth exhibits an unusual gift that gets him
selected for advanced military training to lead
Earth’s forces in an intense war against Formics,
alien invaders that nearly destroyed the planet
once before. Harrison Ford, Asa Butterfield, Hailee
Steinfeld, Abigail Breslin. (2:30) (AS, V) TNT March
9 11:15p; 10 1p
Endless Love 56 (’14, Romance) Parental
disapproval only makes two teenage lovers more
reckless as they pursue their intense affair. Alex
Pettyfer, Gabriella Wilde, Bruce Greenwood, Joely
Richardson. (PG-13, 1:45) (AL, AS, BN) FXM March
8 9p, 11p
ENEMY OF THE STATE 555 (’98, Sus-
pense) A former NSA operative aids the innocent
victim of a politically motivated assassination
cover-up. Will Smith, Gene Hackman, Jon Voight,
Lisa Bonet. (NR, 2:11) (AL, AS, V) SUND March
25 9p; 26 5p
Engaged to Kill (’06, Suspense) Abby has no
idea Nick, her new boyfriend, blames her mother
for his last girlfriend’s death when she turns to
him for help. Joe Lando, Maria del Mar, Dominic
Zamprogna, Katharine Isabelle. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 16 8a
Epic 556 (’13, Children’s) Animated. Magically
transported to a secret realm, a teenage girl joins
an ongoing battle between the forces of good,
which keep the natural world vital, and the forces
of evil, which want to destroy it. Voices of Colin
Farrell, Josh Hutcherson, Amanda Seyfried, Beyoncé
Knowles. (2:00) (AL, AS) FXX March 1 11a; 2 9a
The Equalizer 556 (’14, Action) A former
commando comes out of retirement and puts his
special skills to work to rescue a girl who is under
the control of ruthless Russian mobsters. Denzel
Washington, Marton Csokas, Chloë Grace Moretz,
David Harbour. (3:30) (AL, AS, GV) FX March 16
8p, 11:30p; 24 1p; 25 10a
Eragon 55 (’06, Children’s) The discovery of a
dragon’s egg puts a poor farm boy on the path
to his destiny to be a Dragon Rider and defeat
an evil king. Ed Speleers, Jeremy Irons, Sienna
Guillory, Robert Carlyle. (PG, 1:43) (AS, V) EACTN
March 10 4:14p; 23 6:53a
Escape From Alcatraz 555 (’79, Sus-
pense) Based on the true story of a hardened
convict who engineered an elaborate plan to bust
out of the famed prison in 1962. Clint Eastwood,
Patrick McGoohan, Jack Thibeau, Roberts Blossom.
(2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 6 10:30a; 7 2:15a; 30
9a, SUND March 18 1:45p
Escort West 55 (’59, Western) A Confeder-
ate veteran goes west with his daughter and
meets two sisters, Indians and Union troops.
Victor Mature, Elaine Stewart, Faith Domergue, Reba
Waters. 9 (NR, 1:15) EWESTN March 2 7:25a;
28 4:05a, 9:22a
Eulogy 55 (’04, Comedy) A porn actor, a college
student and other members of a dysfunctional
family gather for a patriarch’s funeral. Hank Azaria,
Jesse Bradford, Zooey Deschanel, Glenne Headly.
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(1:33) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 7 9:03a, 5:44p; 25
7:27p; 26 2:10a
Evan Almighty 55 (’07, Children’s) A newly
elected congressman faces a crisis of biblical
proportions when God commands him to build
an ark. Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren
Graham, John Goodman. (2:00) (AS) AMC March
2 3a, 12:45p; 22 1:30a, 10:30a
The Evening Star 55 (’96, Drama) A spunky
woman copes with her troubled adult grandchil-
dren, feuds with an enemy and has a fling with a
younger man. Shirley MacLaine, Bill Paxton, Juliette
Lewis, Miranda Richardson. (2:12) (AL, AS) MPLEX
March 7 10:37p; 8 6:17a, 7:04p; 18 3:41a, 5p
Event Horizon 556 (’97, Science Fiction)
A rescue party encounters supernatural forces
aboard a prototype spaceship that vanished
seven years earlier. Laurence Fishburne, Sam Neill,
Kathleen Quinlan, Joely Richardson. (R, 1:35) (AL,
BN, GV) EBLACK March 1 11a, 9:25p; 2 3:55a;
6 4:52p; 10 1:22p, EACTN March 14 7:10p; 15
10:48a; 23 2:18p, 11:51p
Everybody Wants Some!! 555 (’16,
Comedy) In 1980 Texas, a college freshman meets
his new baseball teammates, an unruly group of
disco-dancing, skirt-chasing partyers. Will Brittain,
Zoey Deutch, Ryan Guzman, Tyler Hoechlin. (2:00)
(AL, AS, N) EPIX March 5 3:15a
Everything or Nothing: The Untold
Story of 007 555 (’12, Documentary)
Tracing the history of the James Bond franchise,
as envisioned by film producers Albert R. Broccoli
and Harry Saltzman and author Ian Fleming. Ken
Adam, Maud Adams, Barbara Broccoli, Pierce Bros-
nan. (1:40) EPIX March 15 11:05a
Evil Dead 2 5556 (’87, Horror) Cabin visitors
fight protean spirits of the dead with a chainsaw,
a shotgun and Egyptian incantations. Bruce Camp-
bell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks, Denise Bixler. (R, 1:25)
(AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 4 7:33p; 5 1:54a; 12
12:20a; 31 9p
Evil Nanny (’17, Suspense) When their nanny
begins neglecting her duties, the Tripps have no
choice but to fire her. They then learn that the
nanny has established residency in their home
and will have to be legally evicted — which could
take months. Lindsay Elston, Matthew Pohlkamp,
Nichole Sterling, Cooper Fontaine. (2:00) LIFE March
31 6p, LIFEMOV March 21 8p; 22 12a
Ex-Wife Killer (’18, Suspense) When Josie’s
ex-husband, Michael, stumbles into her flower
shop with a business offer she can’t refuse, she
is caught in the crossfire of a brutal divorce
between Michael and his self-proclaimed crazy
ex-wife. Marguerite Moreau, Jordan Belfi, Arianne
Zucker, Eric Scott Woods. (2:00) LIFEMOV March
10 10p; 11 4a
Executive Decision 555 (’96, Action) A
commando squad must conduct a midair assault
upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and
a deadly nerve gas. Kurt Russell, Halle Berry, John
Leguizamo, Steven Seagal. (3:00) (AL, V) OVATN
March 4 5:30p; 13 6:30p; 17 8p; 19 8p; 20 4p
The Exorcist File: Haunted Boy (’14, Doc-
umentary) Documentary filmmakers uncover a
secret diary in a haunted asylum that details an
exorcism performed in 1949 on a 13-year-old boy.
(1:00) DEST March 4 6a; 20 7a; 21 8a
Expecting Amish (’14, Drama) A pregnant teen
must decide whether to marry her boyfriend and
stay in Amish country or reunite with the father
of her child in Los Angeles. AJ Michalka, Jesse
McCartney, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Alyson Stoner. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 25 8a
The Expendables 55 (’10, Action) A merce-
nary and his men learn that their assignment to
overthrow a South American dictator is a suicide
mission. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li,
Terry Crews. (2:15) (AL, AS, GV) TNT March 20
12p; 31 8a
The Expendables 2 556 (’12, Action) Mer-
cenary Barney Ross and his team cut a swath of
destruction through opposing forces as they take
revenge for the vicious murder of a comrade.
MOVIES
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph
Lundgren. (2:00) (AS, GV) PARMT March 24 5p;
25 12:30a, TNT March 6 3p
The Expendables 3 55 (’14, Action) After a
former associate makes it his mission to end the
Expendables, Barney Ross assembles a team of
younger, tech-savvy recruits to help take down
their enemy. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham,
Antonio Banderas, Jet Li. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT
March 30 8p; 31 12:30p
Explorers 556 (’85, Children’s) Three boys
take a homemade spaceship to another galaxy
and meet aliens who speak American TV. Ethan
Hawke, River Phoenix, Jason Presson, Amanda Peter-
son. (1:51) (MV) EFAMLY March 5 10a, 9:37p; 6
3:23a; 10 1:14a, 8:42a, 3:25p, MPLEX March 21
11:47p; 22 6:37a, 3:08p; 30 5p; 31 10:06a
The Eyes of Annie Jones (’64, Suspense)
Two men try to prevent an orphan who has
extrasensory perception from discovering their
crime. Richard Conte, Francesca Annis, Joyce Carey,
Myrtle Reed. 9 (NR, 1:13) FXM March 7 5:35a; 8
12:30a; 20 7:25a; 21 12:30a
Eyewitness 556 (’81, Suspense) Pretending
to know something about a murder, a janitor
seduces a TV newswoman but also becomes a
target. William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver, Christo-
pher Plummer, James Woods. (1:45) (AS, V) RPLEX
March 5 12:50p, 8p; 6 7:42a; 14 8:16a
F Farewell to Spring (’59, Drama) Five friends
Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scan-
dal (’08, Docudrama) The new cheerleading
coach at a high school is asked to resign by
administrators after she tries to rein in five
cheerleaders engaging in scandalous behavior.
Jenna Dewan, Ashley Benson, Tatum O’Neal, Aimee
Fortier. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 29 10a
Fabric of Time (’07, Documentary) Science
and religion come together to uncover a mystery.
(1:00) TBN March 4 1a; 10 11p
A Face in the Crowd 555 (’57, Drama)
A TV woman turns Arkansas bum Lonesome
Rhodes into a homespun media hero rotten
with power. Andy Griffith, Patricia Neal, Anthony
Franciosa, Walter Matthau. 9 (NR, 2:05) TCM
March 18 10:45a
Face/Off 555 (’97, Action) An FBI agent and
a violent terrorist switch identities. John Travolta,
Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Alessandro Nivola. (R, 2:18)
(AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March 4 2:30a; 23 11:42a,
EACTN March 16 6:33p; 17 6:23a, 2:09p; 29 6:57p;
30 5:06a
Facing the Giants 55 (’06, Drama) A
Christian high-school football coach inspires the
players on his losing team through his steadfast
belief in God. Alex Kendrick, Shannen Fields, Steve
Williams, Bailey Cave. (2:30) (AS) UP March 4 9p;
18 11a
The Faculty 556 (’98, Horror) High-school
students gradually begin to suspect that their
teachers are from another planet. Jordana Brew-
ster, Clea DuVall, Laura Harris, Josh Hartnett. (R,
1:42) (AL, AS, GV, N) ENCR-W March 3 2:14a,
ESUSP March 9 3:34a, 10:44p; 17 9p; 18 3:22p,
EACTN March 21 3:06a, 10:51a, 5:40p; 29 1:28a
Failure to Launch 55 (’06, Romance-Com-
edy) The parents of a young man who still lives
at home hire a beautiful woman to entice him
to finally leave the nest. Matthew McConaughey,
Sarah Jessica Parker, Zooey Deschanel, Justin Bartha.
(2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS March 25 2p; 26 1:30a
FAMILY PLOT 555 (’76, Suspense) Two
frauds seeking a woman’s heir cross paths with
another couple planning a kidnapping scheme for
diamonds. Bruce Dern, Karen Black, Barbara Harris,
William Devane. (PG, 2:00) (AS, V) ECLASS March 8
2:12p; 9 7:49a, ESUSP March 16 1:50p; 17 5:07a
Cable F
The Family Stone 556 (’05, Romance-Com-
edy) Everett brings Meredith to meet his
bohemian family at Christmas. While trying to
win the approval of her boyfriend’s parents and
the rest of his family, she only succeeds in high-
lighting her uptight personality, making Everett
doubt his intentions. Dermot Mulroney, Sarah
Jessica Parker, Diane Keaton, Luke Wilson. (PG-13,
1:44) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 29 2:45a, ECLASS
March 11 1:29p, EFAMLY March 13 4:39p, 11:55p;
25 10:14p; 26 4:39p
Fantastic Four 55 (’05, Action) Four people
gain unusual powers after a space mission
exposes them to cosmic radiation. Ioan Gruffudd,
Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis. (2:30) (AS,
V) AMC March 17 5:30p; 18 3p; 28 8p; 29 4:30p
Fantastic Four 56 (’15, Action) Mr. Fantastic,
the Thing, the Human Torch and the Invisible
Woman must harness their new superhuman
abilities to prevent Doctor Doom from destroying
the Earth. Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara,
Jamie Bell. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 19 6p; 20
9:30a, FXX March 3 12:30p; 4 8:30a
Fantastic Voyage 5556 (’66, Science Fic-
tion) A surgical task force is reduced to microbe
size to perform a delicate operation inside the
brain of a dying scientist. Stephen Boyd, Raquel
Welch, Edmond O’Brien, Donald Pleasence. (PG,
1:40) (AL, MV) FXM March 7 10:15a; 8 3a; 21
10:15a; 22 5:55a
learn an important lesson about the past and
future when a hometown reunion gives them
the opportunity to examine the paths their lives
have taken. Masahiko Tsugawa, Kazuya Kosaka,
Akira Ishihama, Ineko Arima. 9 (NR, 1:42) TCM
March 19 1a
Fast & Furious 6 556 (’13, Action) Agent
Hobbs offers Dom Toretto and his crew a full
pardon if they help him nab a gang of lethally
skilled mercenary drivers whose second-in-com-
mand is someone they all know. Vin Diesel, Paul
Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez. (3:00)
(AL, AS, V) FX March 3 8p; 4 5p
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
556 (’06, Action) An American street racer in
Japan learns an exciting but dangerous new style
and goes head-to-head with a local champion
who has ties to the Yakuza. Lucas Black, Zachery
Ty Bryan, Bow Wow, Brian Tee. (PG-13, 1:44) (AL,
AS, V) IFC-E March 1 2:30p, 4:45p; 10 5p, 7:15p
Fast Five 556 (’11, Action) In Rio de Janeiro,
ex-con Dom Torretto and ex-cop Brian O’Conner
join forces against a corrupt businessman who
wants them both dead. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker,
Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson. (3:00) (AL, AS,
V) PARMT March 10 3p, 9p
Faster 55 (’10, Action) A veteran cop and an
assassin track an ex-convict who is on a mission
to take revenge on his brother’s killers. Dwayne
Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton, Oliver Jackson-Cohen,
Carla Gugino. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 3
6:30p; 4 3:27p, USA March 10 2p
Fat Man and Little Boy 556 (’89, Histor-
ical Drama) Gen. Leslie R. Groves and physicist
J. Robert Oppenheimer head the Manhattan
Project, development of the first atomic bomb.
Paul Newman, Dwight Schultz, Bonnie Bedelia, John
Cusack. (2:11) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 3 10:46p; 13
9a, 8p; 18 5:05a, 2:18p; 21 12:20a
Fatal Attraction 5556 (’87, Suspense) A
New York lawyer with a wife and daughter sleeps
with a client whose lust turns to hate. Michael
Douglas, Glenn Close, Anne Archer, Ellen Hamilton
Latzen. (R, 1:59) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) ENCR-W March
5 11:09a, 6:58p, ECLASS March 4 1:03a, 4:55p
Fatal Defense (’17, Suspense) A single
mother signs up for self-defense lessons from a
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handsome martial arts instructor. But when her
instructor develops an unhealthy obsession with
her, he orchestrates a series of deadly “tests” to
see if she has truly learned her lessons. Ashley
Scott, David Cade, Laurie Fortier, Sherilyn Fenn.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 10a
Fatal Desire (’06, Suspense) A man begins an
ill-fated affair with a married woman he meets
on the Internet. Anne Heche, Eric Roberts, Kathleen
York, Melyssa Ade. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 6a
Fatal Memories (’15, Suspense) A woman
tries to help her sister remember the events
surrounding the stabbing death of their mother.
Italia Ricci, Magda Apanowicz, Kevin McNulty, Shauna
Johannesen. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 6a
A Fatal Obsession (’15, Suspense) When
his wife and teenage daughter flee, an abusive
man undergoes plastic surgery to assume a new
identity and hunt them down. Eric Roberts, Tracy
Nelson, David Winning, Christine Cartell. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 22 6a
FATHER OF THE BRIDE 5555 (’50,
Comedy) An overwhelmed patriarch sums up
his daughter’s wedding, from engagement to
reception. Spencer Tracy, Elizabeth Taylor, Joan Ben-
nett, Don Taylor. 9 (NR, 1:33) TCM March 13 5p
Fatherly Obsession (’17, Suspense) Alyssa
moves into a luxury apartment complex but is
unaware she is being watched by her disturbed
landlord, Robert, via hidden cameras. Robert will
do anything to fill the void left by his estranged
daughter— even if that means replacing her.
Molly McCook, Ted McGinley, Jack Turner, Anne
Sward. (2:00) LIFE March 24 6p, LIFEMOV March
22 10p; 23 2a
Fathers and Daughters 55 (’15, Drama)
A Pulitzer Prize-winning author checks into a
mental health facility after the death of his wife,
while his daughter falls for an aspiring novelist
years later. Russell Crowe, Amanda Seyfried, Kylie
Rogers, Aaron Paul. (R, 1:56) (AS) EBLACK March
7 6:20a; 24 7:46a
Father’s Little Dividend 555 (’51,
Comedy) Father hears Daughter is pregnant in
this sequel to “Father of the Bride.” Spencer Tracy,
Joan Bennett, Elizabeth Taylor, Don Taylor. 9 (NR,
1:22) TCM March 13 6:45p
Fatso 556 (’80, Comedy) A man struggles to
overcome his weight problem when he falls in
love with the owner of a nearby gift shop. Dom
DeLuise, Anne Bancroft, Ron Carey, Candice Azzara.
(1:36) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 2 9:53a
The Fault in Our Stars 555 (’14,
Romance) Two teenage cancer patients begin a
life-affirming journey to visit a reclusive author
in Amsterdam. Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort,
Willem Dafoe, Nat Wolff. (3:00) (AL, AS) FXX March
3 5:30a, 9p
Fear 55 (’96, Suspense) A deranged suitor tor-
ments family and friends of a teen girl with whom
he is obsessed. Mark Wahlberg, Reese Witherspoon,
William Petersen, Amy Brenneman. (R, 1:36) (AL, AS,
GV) ECLASS March 4 1:12p
Feel the Noise 55 (’07, Drama) A Harlem
rapper and his half-brother hope to become
music stars and perform Reggaeton, a blend of
hip-hop, reggae and Latin music. Omarion Grand-
berry, Giancarlo Esposito, Victor Rasuk, Zulay Henao.
(PG-13, 1:27) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 5 11:14a,
9:25p; 11 12:03a, 11:50a; 21 4:38a, 12:15p
Fences 5556 (’16, Drama) Now working
as a garbage collector in 1950s Pittsburgh, a
former baseball star creates tension in his family
when he squashes his son’s chance to meet a
college football recruiter. Denzel Washington, Viola
Davis, Stephen McKinley Henderson, Jovan Adepo.
(2:20) (AL, AS) EPIX March 11 12a, 5:20a, 3:55p;
23 10:05p
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MOVIES
liams, Mira Sorvino, James Caviezel, Mimi Kuzyk.
(1:38) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 31 12:09p
Final Destination 2 556 (’03, Horror)
Death returns to claim the lives of those who
did not die in a horrible highway calamity as
Ferocious Planet 555 (’11, Science Fiction) they were meant to do. Ali Larter, A. J. Cook,
An experimental machine transports a group of Michael Landes, Terrence “T.C.” Carson. (R, 1:30)
people to a new dimension filled with predatory (AL, AS, GV, N) ENCR-W March 2 1:45p; 3 12:41a;
alien creatures. Joe Flanigan, John Rhys-Davies, 14 12:55a, 5:53p, EBLACK March 11 10:17a, 10p;
Dagmar Döring, Catherine Walker. (2:00) SYFY 19 8:20a, 6:27p, ESUSP March 16 10:29p; 17 2p;
March 23 4a 30 12:15p
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF 555 FINAL DESTINATION 5 556 (’11, Horror)
(’86, Comedy) A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago When a man’s premonition saves them from a
with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Fer- fatal bridge collapse, several unfortunate souls
rari of his buddy’s father. Matthew Broderick, Alan learn that Death will not be cheated. Nicholas
Ruck, Mia Sara, Jennifer Grey. (PG-13, 1:43) (AL, D’Agosto, Emma Bell, Miles Fisher, Ellen Wroe. (2:00)
AS) ECLASS March 6 10:54a, 7:50p; 24 1:35p, 9p; (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 14 11:30p; 15 3p; 27
30 12:46p, 7:50p, EFAMLY March 9 8p; 10 5:16p; 1:30p; 28 10:30a
14 9:25p; 15 4:22a
The Final Member 555 (’11, Documentary)
A Few Good Men 5556 (’92, Drama) Navy The curator of the world’s only penis museum
lawyers defend two Marines accused of killing a tries to complete his collection by locating a
private at the naval station at Guantanamo Bay, human donor. (1:16) IPLEX March 2 6:26a; 11
Cuba. Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore, 6:57a; 21 12:34p; 28 4:58a
Kevin Bacon. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 1 12a,
Finders Keepers (’14, Horror) A divorced
10:45a; 13 5p; 14 1a, 12p; 23 1:30a, 11:30a, SUND mother’s life is thrown into turmoil when her
March 25 6p; 26 12a, 2p
young daughter becomes obsessed with an evil
FIERCE PEOPLE 555 (’05, Drama) A doll left behind by the previous owners. Jaime
drug addict and her teenage son spend a fate- Pressly, Patrick Muldoon, Tobin Bell, Marina Sirtis.
ful summer at a benevolent billionaire’s lavish (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 5 12p
estate. Diane Lane, Donald Sutherland, Anton A Fine Madness 555 (’66, Comedy-Drama)
Yelchin, Chris Evans. (R, 1:52) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP Frustrated poet Samson, who finds societal
March 31 1:30p conventions maddening, lives in New York with
The Fifth Element 555 (’97, Science Fic- Rhoda, sees a psychiatrist and fights writer’s
tion) A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 block. Sean Connery, Joanne Woodward, Jean
Earth from impact with an onrushing anti-life Seberg, Patrick O’Neal. (NR, 1:44) (AS, V) TCM
force. Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Milla March 21 1:15p
Jovovich. (2:32) (AL, AS, BN, V) SYFY March 1 THE FINEST HOURS 556 (’16, Adven-
5:58p; 10 2:30p; 11 12p; 14 4:30p; 15 1:30a; 26 ture) In 1952, four members of the U.S. Coast
7:30p; 27 3:30p Guard sail a lifeboat through a ferocious storm
The 5th Wave 55 (’16, Science Fiction) With to save more than 30 sailors trapped inside the
help from a mysterious young man, a desperate stern of the SS Pendleton. Chris Pine, Casey Affleck,
teenager tries to find her younger brother as a Ben Foster, Holliday Grainger. (2:30) (AS) TNT March
series of deadly alien attacks decimate the Earth. 30 11:30p
Chloë Grace Moretz, Nick Robinson, Ron Livingston, Finian’s Rainbow 555 (’68, Fantasy) An
Maggie Siff. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 3 2:30p; Irishman and his daughter steal a leprechaun’s
4 10:30a; 6 2:30p; 7 11:30a pot of gold. Fred Astaire, Petula Clark, Tommy Steele,
50 First Dates 55 (’04, Romance-Comedy) Keenan Wynn. (G, 2:25) TCM March 17 2:15p
A veterinarian tries to make a woman who has Fire in the Sky 55 (’93, Drama) Based on the
short-term memory loss fall in love with him. true story of an Arizona lumberjack who claimed
Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Rob Schneider, Sean to have been abducted by aliens. D.B. Sweeney,
Astin. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS March 3 9:30a Robert Patrick, Craig Sheffer, Peter Berg. (1:55) (V)
54 55 (’98, Drama) A blue-collar New Jerseyite HDMOV March 12 4:05p; 13 1:05a; 28 4:05p; 29
seeks fame with a surrogate family at Man- 1:10a; 31 3a
hattan’s Studio 54. Ryan Phillippe, Salma Hayek, The Firefly 556 (’37, Musical) A Spanish
Neve Campbell, Mike Myers. (1:35) (AL, AS) FLIX-W cabaret singer spying for King Ferdinand meets
March 30 2p a Spanish aristocrat spying for Napoleon. Jeanette
The Fighting 69th 5556 (’40, War) A MacDonald, Allan Jones, Warren William, Douglass
Brooklyn brawler joins Father Duffy and Col. Dumbrille. 9 (NR, 2:11) TCM March 18 3a
“Wild Bill” Donovan’s Irish-American regiment Fireproof 55 (’08, Drama) A firefighter and
in World War I. James Cagney, Pat O’Brien, George his neglected wife enter a faith-based program
Brent, Jeffrey Lynn. 9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 17 9a in a last-ditch attempt to save their marriage. Kirk
The Fighting Temptations 556 (’03, Cameron, Erin Bethea, Alex Kendrick, Bailey Cave.
Comedy) To collect his aunt’s inheritance, an (2:30) (AS) UP March 18 9p
unemployed man must form a gospel choir The Firm 555 (’93, Drama) A law-school grad
and lead it to success. Cuba Gooding Jr., Beyoncé uncovers a sinister secret about the Tennessee
Knowles, Melba Moore, Mike Epps. (3:00) (AS) BET firm that made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.
March 10 11p; 11 6p; 12 8p; 13 5p, BRAVO March Tom Cruise, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Gene Hackman,
17 1:30a Holly Hunter. (R, 2:34) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March
The Fighting Vigilantes 56 (’47, Western) 5 6:33a; 6 12:52a; 11 4a, 10:39p, ECLASS March
An incognito U.S. marshal and his sidekick put a 8 9:43a; 14 10:12a; 28 9:32p; 29 8:28a, ESUSP
stop to raids on chuck wagons. Al “Lash” La Rue, March 20 8:16a; 23 10:47a, 6:23p; 24 9:58a
Al “Fuzzy” St. John, Jennifer Holt, George Chese- First Blood 555 (’82, Action) Green Beret
bro. 9 (NR, 1:01) EWESTN March 12 6:49a; 15 veteran Rambo takes on a Pacific Northwest
4:59a; 27 7:16a sheriff and the National Guard. Sylvester Stal-
Filthy Gorgeous: The Bob Guccione lone, Richard Crenna, Brian Dennehy, David Caruso.
Story (’13, Documentary) In 1965, Bob Gucci- (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, BN, GV) SUND March 18 7p; 19
one uses borrowed money to found a magazine, 1:30p, AMC March 23 10:30p; 24 6p
Penthouse, the success of which leads to the First Daughter 55 (’04, Romance-Comedy)
establishment of a publishing empire. (1:35) EPIX Under close guard by the Secret Service, the
March 23 5a president’s daughter heads to college and finds
THE FINAL CUT 55 (’04, Science Fiction) A romance with a fellow student. Katie Holmes, Marc
man who assembles films from people’s memory Blucas, Amerie Rogers, Margaret Colin. (2:00) (AL,
chips finds a connection to his own darkest secret AS) LIFE March 12 7p
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
The First Power 556 (’90, Horror) A Los
Angeles policeman hunts a killer brought back
from the gas chamber by Satan. Lou Diamond
Phillips, Tracy Griffith, Jeff Kober, Mykelti Williamson.
(R, 1:39) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 8 3:10a;
19 12:07a
THE FIRST WIVES CLUB 555 (’96,
Comedy) Three 50-ish college friends plot revenge
after their husbands dump them for younger
women. Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, Diane Keaton,
Maggie Smith. (1:44) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 22
1:26a, 9:33p
A Fish Called Wanda 555 (’88, Comedy)
An American flirts with a crook, a barrister and
a mercenary to find diamonds in London. John
Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, Michael Palin.
(1:50) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 9 1p
The Fisher King 5556 (’91, Come-
dy-Drama) An unhinged Manhattan talk-radio
host meets a mad knight of the streets seeking
his own Holy Grail. Robin Williams, Jeff Bridges,
Amanda Plummer, Mercedes Ruehl. (2:20) (AL, AS,
V) HDMOV March 1 8:50a; 3 9:35p; 4 4:25a; 12
7:30p; 24 12:30a
Fist of Fury 555 (’72, Adventure) In turn-of-
the-century China, a martial-arts student declares
war against the rival fighters who murdered his
mentor. Bruce Lee, Miao Ker Hsiu, James Tien,
Robert Baker. (R, 1:47) (AL, V) EACTN March 2
6:41a, 1:56p, 11:51p; 7 8:24a, 5:26p; 8 1:30a;
17 6:11p; 18 8:55a
A Fistful of Dollars 5556 (’64, Western)
Sergio Leone’s classic about a mysterious drifter’s
involvement with warring factions in a Mexican
border town. Clint Eastwood, Marianne Koch, Joe
Edger, Wolfgang Lukschy. (R, 1:36) (AS, V) TCM
March 10 3p
A Fistful of Dynamite 555 (’71, Western)
A thief and a dynamite-tossing Irish revolutionary
inadvertently become embroiled in the Mexican
Revolution. Rod Steiger, James Coburn, Romolo
Valli, Maria Monti. (2:40) (AS, V) HDMOV March 8
12:05a; 17 7:05a; 22 11:45a; 23 12:15a
5 Fingers 555 (’52, Suspense) The Albanian
valet for the British ambassador to Turkey sells
secrets to World War II Germans. James Mason,
Danielle Darrieux, Michael Rennie, Walter Hampden.
9 (NR, 1:48) FXM March 12 6:30a; 13 4:40a
Five Gates to Hell 55 (’59, War) Guerrillas in
Indochina order Red Cross doctors and nurses to
save their dying warlord. Dolores Michaels, Patricia
Owens, Neville Brand, Benson Fong. 9 (NR, 1:38)
FXM March 13 8:20a
Five Guns West 55 (’55, Western) The Con-
federates send five killers to stop a stagecoach
carrying a deserter and gold. John Lund, Dorothy
Malone, Touch Connors, Bob Campbell. (NR, 1:18)
EWESTN March 4 5:12p; 5 3:11a; 20 10:53a, 9:50p;
28 8:02p; 29 2:22a
Five Star Final 555 (’31, Crime Drama) A
sensationalistic newspaper causes tragedy for
several innocent people with ruthless reporting
and distorted facts. Edward G. Robinson, H.B.
Warner, Marian Marsh, Anthony Bushell. 9 (NR,
1:29) TCM March 2 3a
The Five-Year Engagement 555 (’12,
Romance-Comedy) Career plans and other obsta-
cles stand in the way of two lovers who run into
trouble each time they try to set a wedding date.
Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Rhys Ifans, Chris Pratt.
(3:00) (AL, AS) FX March 2 7a, FXM March 14 12p
Flaming Bullets 5 (’45, Western) The Texas
Rangers try to capture a gang of outlaws who
have been spreading terror throughout the
territory. Tex Ritter, Dave O’Brien, Guy Wilkerson,
Charles King. 9 (NR, :55) EWESTN March 1
8:16a; 19 9:51a
Flaming Star 555 (’60, Western) The son of
a settler and a Kiowa must side with whites or his
mother’s tribe in 1870s Texas. Elvis Presley, Steve
Forrest, Barbara Eden, Dolores del Río. (1:34) (AS,
MV) RPLEX March 13 6:26p; 26 5:39a, 10:25p
Flamingo Road 555 (’49, Drama) A small-
town Florida sheriff frames his political pawn’s
PT-DIG
 dancer girlfriend for prostitution. Joan Crawford,
Zachary Scott, Sydney Greenstreet, David Brian. 9
(NR, 1:34) TCM March 23 8a
Flashdance 556 (’83, Drama) A Pittsburgh
welder dances nights in a bar, dates her boss and
dreams of going to ballet school. Jennifer Beals,
Michael Nouri, Cynthia Rhodes, Lilia Skala. (R, 1:35)
(AL, AS) ENCR-W March 4 10:55p; 5 3:26p; 8 3:45p,
10:50p; 9 12:45p; 13 3:43p
Flesh & Blood 556 (’85, Adventure) A medi-
eval mercenary takes another man’s bride and
then a castle during a plague. Rutger Hauer, Jenni-
fer Jason Leigh, Tom Burlinson, Susan Tyrrell. (2:10)
(AL, AS, N, R, V) IPLEX March 7 5:20a; 26 3:43a
Flesh and Bone 556 (’93, Suspense) An evil
man who killed a family 25 years earlier meets
a survivor, his son’s girlfriend. Dennis Quaid, Meg
Ryan, James Caan, Gwyneth Paltrow. (R, 2:04) (AL,
AS, V) ESUSP March 9 1:18p; 12 9:02a
Flicka 556 (’06, Children’s) A teenager in mod-
ern-day Wyoming tames a mustang and dreams
of, one day, running her father’s ranch. Alison
Lohman, Tim McGraw, Maria Bello, Ryan Kwanten.
(PG, 1:35) (AL, AS) EWESTN March 11 10:14a,
6:24p, EFAMLY March 23 10:12a, 6:25p; 24 7:25a;
29 4:58a, 11:37a, 11:28p
Flight 5556 (’12, Drama) A veteran pilot
makes a miraculous landing after a mechanical
malfunction sends his plane hurtling toward the
ground, but an investigation into the incident
reveals that he was drunk at the time. Denzel
Washington, Don Cheadle, Kelly Reilly, John Good-
man. (R, 2:18) (AL, AS, N) FXM March 11 10p;
12 12p
Flight 7500 (’13, Horror) A supernatural force
terrorizes airline passengers. Ryan Kwanten, Leslie
Bibb, Amy Smart, Nicky Whelan. (1:53) (AL, AS)
SYFY March 1 2:03p; 2 11:59a; 19 8:14a
Flight of the Doves 556 (’71, Children’s)
A greedy uncle chases brother-and-sister heirs
from England to their grandmother in Ireland.
Ron Moody, Jack Wild, Dorothy McGuire, Stanley
Holloway. (G, 1:45) TCM March 17 5p
FLIGHT OF THE INTRUDER 55 (’91,
War) Two Navy pilots hatch a rogue mission to
bomb Hanoi with a special low-altitude plane.
Danny Glover, Willem Dafoe, Brad Johnson, Rosanna
Arquette. (PG-13, 1:55) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 26
1p; 27 12:24a, EBLACK March 1 9:04a, 6:03p; 7
12:49a, 1:14p; 16 10:39a, 9:22p; 31 6:26a, 8:03p,
ECLASS March 20 7:11a, 11:56p
The Flintstones 556 (’94, Children’s) Betty’s
Barney helps Wilma’s Fred move up the ladder at
Slate & Co. in Stone Age Bedrock. John Goodman,
Elizabeth Perkins, Rick Moranis, Rosie O’Donnell.
(2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 10 12a; 17 12:25p; 18
8:30a; 31 12a, 11a
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 5
(’00, Children’s) Young Fred Flintstone courts
heiress Wilma Slaghoople, while Barney Rubble
romances Betty O’Shale during a weekend in
Rock Vegas. Mark Addy, Stephen Baldwin, Kristen
Johnston, Jane Krakowski. (2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM
March 9 12a; 31 9a
Florence Foster Jenkins 555 (’16, Biog-
raphy) In 1940s New York, a man goes to extreme
lengths to make sure his wife never finds out that
she’s an awful opera singer. Meryl Streep, Hugh
Grant, Simon Helberg, Rebecca Ferguson. (1:55)
(AS) EPIX March 8 12:40a, 7:15a, 3:25p
Flower Girl 5 (’09, Romance) A doctor and a
mysterious man catch the attention of a florist
who wants to find Mr. Right. Marla Sokoloff, Kieren
Hutchison, Marion Ross, Christina Pickles. (TVPG,
2:00) HALL March 7 4p
Flowers in the Attic (’14, Suspense) After the
sudden death of their father, four children face
cruel treatment from their ruthless grandmother.
Heather Graham, Ellen Burstyn, Kiernan Shipka,
Mason Dye. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 11 8a
The Fluffy Movie 556 (’14, Comedy)
Stand-up comic Gabriel Iglesias performs during
his sold-out “Unity Through Laughter” tour, which
spanned more than 23 countries and 400 cities.
PT-DIG TITLE 5555 = 4-Star Critique (Excellent). PREMIERE TITLE = Channel Premiere Title.
Gabriel Iglesias. (2:00) (AL, AS) COM March 30
10p; 31 12:30a
Focus 556 (’01, Drama) An immigrant
befriends a Brooklyn couple mistaken for Jews by
anti-Semites during World War II. William H. Macy,
Laura Dern, David Paymer, Meat Loaf Aday. (1:55)
(AS, V) FLIX-W March 1 8a; 5 7:05a; 14 6:30a; 18
5:30a; 22 5:35p; 26 4:15p, 11:30p
Focus 556 (’15, Comedy-Drama) A veteran
con man is thrown off his game when his former
lover and protege unexpectedly appears and
interferes with his latest — and very danger-
ous — scheme. Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Adrian
Martinez, Gerald McRaney. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E
March 1 5:15a, 12p; 11 2:30p; 12 5:15a
Fool’s Gold 56 (’08, Action) A treasure hunter
drags his estranged wife and her boss on a quest
to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold. Matthew
McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland,
Alexis Dziena. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN, V) TBS March 26
3:30a, TNT March 13 4p
Fools Rush In 55 (’97, Comedy-Drama) A
New York WASP and a feisty Latina wed when
a one-night fling leaves her pregnant. Matthew
Perry, Salma Hayek, Jon Tenney, Carlos Gomez.
(2:30) (AL, AS) OVATN March 6 2p; 7 11a; 10 8p;
11 6:30p; 15 6:30p; 16 2p; 22 4p; 23 11a
Footloose 556 (’84, Drama) A hip Chicago
teen moves to a Midwestern town where, thanks
to a pastor, dancing is outlawed. Kevin Bacon,
Lori Singer, John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest. (PG, 1:47)
(AL) ENCR-W March 8 12:09p, 9p; 9 9:07a; 23
6:05a, 3:32p, EFAMLY March 18 3:23a, 11:47p;
28 12:52a, 9:47p
For a Few Dollars More 5556 (’65,
Western) A man with no name and a man with
a mission hunt a Mexican bandit for different
reasons. Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Gian Maria
Volonte, Josef Egger. (R, 2:12) (AS, V) ENCR-W
March 9 11:52p; 10 1:44p; 25 10a, EWESTN March
17 8p; 18 3:32a
For Better or for Worse (’14, Romance-Com-
edy) A widow who coordinates weddings meets a
lawyer who specializes in divorces. Lisa Whelchel,
Kim Fields, Antonio Cupo, Jovanna Huguet. (TVG,
2:00) HALL March 16 2p; 31 9a
For Love of the Game 55 (’99, Drama) An
aging pitcher learns that he will soon lose his
girlfriend and his spot with the Detroit Tigers.
Kevin Costner, Kelly Preston, John C. Reilly, Jena
Malone. (3:00) (AL, AS) OVATN March 6 7p; 7 4p;
16 7p; 17 4p; 25 7p
For the First Time 55 (’59, Musical) An
opera singer with a bad attitude falls in love with
a deaf girl who changes his life. Mario Lanza, Zsa
Zsa Gabor, Johanna von Koczian, Kurt Kasznar. (NR,
1:37) TCM March 30 8:15a
FOR THE LOVE OF SPOCK (’16, Docu-
mentary) Actors William Shatner, George Takei,
Simon Pegg and others discuss the lasting legacy
of Leonard Nimoy and his iconic portrayal of
Mr. Spock on the television series “Star Trek.”
Narrated by Zachary Quinto, William Shatner, George
Takei, Simon Pegg. (2:30) SYFY March 26 10p;
27 6a
Foreign Correspondent 5556 (’40,
Suspense) A political assassination plunges an
American reporter into international intrigue in
pre-World War II Europe. Joel McCrea, Laraine Day,
Herbert Marshall, George Sanders. 9 (NR, 1:59)
TCM March 2 12p
Forget and Forgive (’14, Suspense) After
being left for dead, a woman awakes with full-
blown amnesia. Elisabeth Röhm, Neil Napier, Karine
Dion, Ziad Ghanem. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 12p
FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL
555 (’08, Romance-Comedy) In Hawaii
struggling to get over a bad breakup, a musi-
cian encounters his former lover and her new
boyfriend. Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis,
Russell Brand. (2:40) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FREEFM
March 23 8:20p; 24 10:05a
The Forgotten 55 (’04, Suspense) Grieving
over the death of her son, a woman sets out to
MOVIES
disprove her psychiatrist’s shocking revelation
that he never existed. Julianne Moore, Dominic
West, Gary Sinise, Alfre Woodard. (2:00) (AL, AS, V)
SYFY March 4 4a; 16 4a, 10a; 26 6:30a
FORREST GUMP 5555 (’94, Come-
o dy-Drama) JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and
other history unfold through the perspective of an
Alabama man with an IQ of 75. Tom Hanks, Robin
Wright, Gary Sinise, Mykelti Williamson. (3:30) (AS,
V) PARMT March 17 1p, 7p, VH1 March 2 7p; 3 3p
Fort Bowie 55 (’58, Western) A cavalry cap-
tain’s colonel sends him on a suicide mission in
Apache country. Ben Johnson, Jan Harrison, Kent
Taylor, Jana Davi. 9 (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March
16 12:37p; 17 2:09a; 24 10:14a
Fort Utah 55 (’67, Western) An ex-gunfighter
and an Indian agent stop a U.S. Cavalry deserter
and his band of marauders. John Ireland, Virginia
Mayo, Scott Brady, John Russell. (1:26) RPLEX
March 15 6:49a; 20 6:12a; 28 7:02a
40 Guns to Apache Pass 56 (’67, Western)
A cavalry captain rescues settlers and catches a
corporal selling rifles to Apaches. Audie Murphy,
Michael Burns, Kenneth Tobey, Laraine Stephens.
(1:37) RPLEX March 1 1:53a; 7 5:36a; 27 1:44a
42ND STREET 5555 (’33, Musical Comedy)
An understudy gets a shot at stardom when a
Broadway performer is sidelined with a twisted
ankle. Ruby Keeler, Warner Baxter, Bebe Daniels,
George Brent. 9 (NR, 1:29) TCM March 15 3:15p
47 RONIN 55 (’13, Adventure) Forty-seven
leaderless samurai must turn to a mixed-blood
outcast for help in defeating the treacherous
overlord who killed their master and banished
them. Keanu Reeves, Hiroyuki Sanada, Tadanobu
Asano, Rinko Kikuchi. (2:30) (AS, V) TNT March
7 10:15p
The 40-Year-Old Virgin 555 (’05,
Romance-Comedy) Three dysfunctional co-work-
ers embark on a mission to help their newfound
friend lose his sexual innocence. Steve Carell, Cath-
erine Keener, Paul Rudd, Romany Malco. (2:30) (AL,
AS, SSC) COM March 11 6:30p
Four Brothers 55 (’05, Drama de Crimen)
Varios hermanos se reúnen para vengarse tras
enterarse de la muerte de su madre adoptiva.
Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, André Benjamin,
Garrett Hedlund. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) TELM March
3 1:30p
Four for Texas 556 (’63, Western) Con men
and their girlfriends fight, then unite, over a float-
ing casino in 1870 Galveston. Frank Sinatra, Dean
Martin, Anita Ekberg, Ursula Andress. (NR, 2:04)
TCM March 9 5a
1408 555 (’07, Horror) A writer who specializes
in debunking supernatural phenomena experi-
ences true terror when he spends a night in a
reputedly haunted room of a hotel. John Cusack,
Samuel L. Jackson, Mary McCormack, Jasmine Jes-
sica Anthony. (NR, 1:52) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 7
6a, 12:15p; 26 12a, 6:15a, 10:30p; 27 4a
Foxfire 555 (’55, Drama) A part-Indian mining
engineer looks for gold in an Arizona ghost town
with his socialite bride. Jane Russell, Jeff Chandler,
Dan Duryea, Mara Corday. (1:34) MPLEX March
22 11:56p
Fragile 555 (’05, Horror) A nurse takes a job at
an antiquated children’s hospital where a ghost
terrifies the patients. Calista Flockhart, Richard Rox-
burgh, Elena Anaya, Gemma Jones. (PG-13, 1:41)
(AS, V) ESUSP March 1 3:33p; 2 7:13a, MPLEX
March 9 8:11p
Framed by My Fiancé (’17, Suspense) Fol-
lowing a deadly car crash in which her fiancé was
driving, a woman wakes up to learn that she is
being charged with manslaughter as the driver
of the vehicle. Katrina Bowden, Jason-Shane Scott.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 8p; 25 12a
Cable F
Framed for Murder: A Fixer Upper Mys-
tery (’17, Crime Drama) When home renovator
Shannon Hughes suspects foul play in the death
of her good friend and neighbor, she sets out to
build a case for murder with the help of her new
client, famous crime reporter and author Mac-
intyre. Jewel, Colin Ferguson, Laura Soltis (2:00)
HALLMV March 5 9p; 11 9a
FRANKENSTEIN 5555 (’31, Horror) Baron
Frankenstein creates a monster from cadavers
and a killer’s brain. Boris Karloff, Colin Clive, Mae
Clarke, John Boles. 9 (1:12) RPLEX March 3
10:19a; 4 4:49a; 8 1:07p; 13 1:15a, 7:48a; 23
10:58a, 5:31p
Frankenweenie 555 (’12, Children’s) Ani-
mated. A boy faces unintended and sometimes
monstrous consequences when he conducts a
science experiment to bring his beloved dog,
Sparky, back from the dead. Voices of Catherine
O’Hara, Martin Short, Martin Landau, Charlie Tahan.
9 (2:00) (AS) TBS March 24 1:30a
Freaks 5556 (’32, Horror) Sideshow perform-
ers punish acrobat Cleopatra for humiliating their
friend, tiny Hans. Wallace Ford, Olga Baclanova,
Leila Hyams, Roscoe Ates. 9 (NR, 1:04) TCM
March 12 5:30a
Freedom Writers 555 (’07, Drama) A ded-
icated Los Angeles teacher inspires her class of
at-risk students to believe in themselves and
achieve academic success. Hilary Swank, Patrick
Dempsey, Scott Glenn, Imelda Staunton. (2:05) (AL,
AS, V) EPIX March 28 2:40a
French Cancan 555 (’55, Musical) An aging
Paris showman opens the Moulin Rouge and
makes a laundress its star. Jean Gabin, Françoise
Arnoul, María Félix, Anna Amendola. (NR, 1:42) TCM
March 26 1a
The French Way (’45, Romance-Comedy) A
cabaret star helps young lovers stay together.
Josephine Baker, Micheline Presle, Georges Mar-
chal, Raymond Aimos. 9 (NR, 1:14) (AS) TCM
March 4 11:45p
Frenchie 556 (’51, Western) A New Orle-
ans casino operator flirts with the sheriff while
hunting her father’s killers. Joel McCrea, Shelley
Winters, Paul Kelly, Elsa Lanchester. (NR, 1:21)
EWESTN March 1 4:16a
FRENZY 555 (’72, Suspense) Circumstantial
evidence holds an innocent Londoner for the
work of a rapist who strangles his victims with
neckties. Jon Finch, Barry Foster, Barbara Leigh-
Hunt, Anna Massey. (R, 1:56) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS
March 7 7:06a, ESUSP March 22 5p; 23 8:48a
Friday Night Lights 555 (’04, Drama) A
high-school football coach in Odessa, Texas, tries
to lead his players to the state championship. Billy
Bob Thornton, Derek Luke, Jay Hernandez, Lucas
Black. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 3 3:30p, 8:30p;
11 2:30p, 7:30p; 28 9p, 11:30p
Friday the 13th - Part III 56 (’82, Horror)
New teens learn of Camp Crystal Lake’s grisly
heritage. Dana Kimmell, Paul Kratka, Tracie Savage,
Richard Brooker. (1:38) (AL, AS, GV, N) RPLEX
March 8 9:29p; 13 2:27a, ESUSP March 31 10:27p
Friday the 13th: Part 4: The Final Chap-
ter 5 (’84, Horror) Hockey-masked Jason goes
after another batch of teens at Crystal Lake. Kim-
berly Beck, Peter Barton, Corey Feldman, Crispin
Glover. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, GV, N) ENCR-W March
14 4:50a
Friday the 13th 55 (’80, Horror) The reopen-
ing of Camp Crystal Lake spells murder and
mayhem for a group of sexually promiscuous
counselors. Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King, Harry
Crosby, Laurie Bartram. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, GV, N)
ENCR-W March 18 3:52p, ECLASS March 13 4:30p
Friday the 13th, Part 2 56 (’81, Horror)
Mrs. Voorhees’ son Jason is waiting when another
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load of teens tries to make a buck at Camp Crys-
tal. Amy Steel, John Furey, Adrienne King, Kristin
Baker. (1:29) (AL, AS, GV, N) RPLEX March 8 4:37a,
8p; 17 2:56a
Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives
5 (’86, Horror) Teenage Tommy meets masked-
killer Jason, brought back by a lightning bolt
at the lake. Thom Mathews, Jennifer Cooke, Ron
Palillo, David Kagen. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP
March 4 10:51p
Friday the 13th Part VII — The New
Blood 56 (’88, Horror) A psychic teen’s psy-
chiatrist sends her and her mother to Crystal Lake,
home of hockey-masked Jason. Lar Park Lincoln,
Terry Kiser, Susan Blu, Kevin Blair. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS,
GV, N) ESUSP March 14 9p
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes
Manhattan 56 (’89, Horror) Hockey-masked
slasher Jason follows a Crystal Lake teen and her
friends on a cruise to New York. Jensen Daggett,
Scott Reeves, Kane Hodder, Peter Mark Richman.
(R, 1:40) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 12 10:42p
Friends With Benefits 555 (’11,
Romance-Comedy) Friends naively believe that
adding sex to their relationship will not lead
to complications. Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis,
Patricia Clarkson, Jenna Elfman. (2:30) (AL, AS)
MTV March 3 11p; 4 1:30p
The Frisco Kid 556 (’79, Western) A green-
horn Polish rabbi goes cross-country to San
Francisco with a Wild West bank robber. Gene
Wilder, Harrison Ford, Ramon Bieri, Val Bisoglio.
(PG, 2:02) (MV) TCM March 9 9:30a
From Dusk Till Dawn 556 (’96, Horror)
Desperado brothers kidnap a preacher and his
kids, commandeer their RV and wind up in a
Mexican strip joint where vampires lurk. Harvey
Keitel, George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Juliette
Lewis. (R, 1:47) (AL, AS, GV, N) ECLASS March 20
3:46a, 7:50p; 29 11:35p, ESUSP March 4 8:59a,
9p; 7 1:58a, 7:09p; 17 12:04a, EACTN March 1
9:09p; 2 3:45p; 12 4:29a, 3:26p, 11:51p; 25 7:06a,
4:18p, 11:53p
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood
Money 56 (’99, Horror) A bank robber
headed for a Mexican heist stumbles into a bar
frequented by the undead, where he’s turned into
a vampire. Bruce Campbell, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen,
Robert Patrick, Stacie Bourgeois. (R, 1:28) (AL, AS,
GV) ESUSP March 7 12:16p, 9p
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s
Daughter 556 (’00, Horror) An execution-
er’s daughter joins an outlaw who escaped death,
in a journey that leads to vampires. Ara Celi, Marco
Leonardi, Michael Parks, Sonia Braga. (R, 1:34) (AL,
AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 7 1:47p, 10:31p
From Here to Eternity 5556 (’53,
o Drama) While a Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor
looms, an Army sergeant, a former boxer and an
officer’s wife become entangled with others at an
Army base on Oahu. Burt Lancaster, Montgomery
Clift, Deborah Kerr, Frank Sinatra. 9 (NR, 1:58)
(AS, V) TCM March 1 11p
From Straight A’s to XXX (’17, Drama) A
college student endures cyberbullying and even
death threats when it is revealed that she has
chosen to become a porn star under a pseud-
onym to pay off her sizable tuition expenses.
Haley Pullos, Judd Nelson, Jessica Lu, Peter Gra-
ham-Gaudreau. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFE March 3 6p,
LIFEMOV March 19 12p
From the Terrace 555 (’60, Drama) A young
veteran achieves financial and social success
but is unhappy in his marriage to a socialite.
Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward, Myrna Loy, Ina
Balin. (NR, 2:24) FXM March 7 12:30a; 23 6:25a;
24 12:30a
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MOVIES
Frontier Scout 55 (’56, Western) A cav-
alryman turns scout after leaving the Army to
protest the slaughter of Native Americans, and
goes looking for a missing shipment of repeating
rifles. Tony Martin, Peggie Castle, John Bromfield,
John Smith. (NR, 1:23) EWESTN March 5 9:16a
Frozen 5556 (’13, Children’s) Animated. A
fearless young princess sets out with a moun-
taineer to find her sister, whose icy powers have
trapped their kingdom in eternal winter. Voices of
Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Jonathan Groff, Josh Gad.
(PG, 1:42) (AS) DISN March 24 8:50p; 25 6:15p
Frozen in Love (’18, Comedy) When struggling
bookstore owner Mary and Adam, a bad boy of
professional hockey, are teamed together to help
facilitate an image makeover for the other, they
soon realize that opposites attract, and they find
themselves unexpectedly frozen in love. Rachael
Leigh Cook, Niall Matter. (2:00) HALL March 3 9p;
29 2p
La fuerza de creer Laura trabaja en una clínica
en donde deberá mostrar resultados positivos
tras algunos problemas. (1:00) UNIV March 18
10a, 11a; 25 10a, 11a
Fugitive at 17 (’12, Suspense) Suspected of
murdering her best friend, a teenage comput-
er-hacker goes on the run to find the real killer.
Marie Avgeropoulos, Christina Cox, Casper Van Dien,
Cindel Chartrand. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 26 12p
FURIOUS 7 555 (’15, Action) A smooth-
talking government agent offers to help Dominic
Toretto and his gang eliminate a dangerous
enemy in exchange for their help in rescuing
a kidnapped computer hacker. Vin Diesel, Paul
Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez. (3:00)
(AL, AS, V) NBC March 4 8p, FX March 15 7p; 16 5p
FURY 555 (’14, War) During World War II,
a battle-hardened Army sergeant leads the
crew of a Sherman tank on a deadly mission
behind enemy lines to strike at the heart of Nazi
Germany. Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf, Logan Lerman,
Michael Peña. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV) OVATN March 3
8p; 4 2:30p; 13 9:30p; 14 4p; 18 9p; 19 4p
The Fury 556 (’78, Suspense) A psychic girl
helps a spy find his psychic son, kidnapped by a
renegade scientist. Kirk Douglas, John Cassavetes,
Amy Irving, Carrie Snodgress. (R, 1:58) (AL, AS, GV)
FXM March 4 10a; 5 3a; 13 1a, 10a; 20 1a, 10a
The Future 556 (’11, Drama) In Los Angeles,
longtime lovers make radical changes in their
lives after deciding to adopt a sickly stray cat.
Hamish Linklater, Miranda July, David Warshofsky,
Isabella Acres. (1:35) (AS) EPIX March 14 3:05a
F/X 555 (’86, Suspense) Federal agents hire
a special-effects man to stage the fake assas-
sination of a mob witness. Bryan Brown, Brian
Dennehy, Diane Venora, Cliff De Young. (1:50) (AL,
AS, V) EPIX March 14 5:40a
G Garage Sale Mystery: The Beach
G-Force 55 (’09, Children’s) Live action/
animated. Armed with the latest high-tech spy
equipment, a guinea pig and his team of highly
trained rodents hold the fate of the world in their
diminutive paws. Bill Nighy, Zach Galifianakis, Voice
of Sam Rockwell, Voice of Tracy Morgan. (1:30) (AS)
EFAMLY March 1 7:44a
Galaxy Quest 555 (’99, Comedy) Aliens,
believing actors to be real heroes, enlist cast
members of a sci-fi TV series to help save their
people. Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman,
Tony Shalhoub. (PG, 1:44) (AL, AS, MV) ENCR-W
March 26 7:15p; 31 2:50a, 12:23p, ECLASS March
10 7:15p; 12 2:20a; 14 4:24p; 15 9:36a; 18 3:50p
GALLIPOLI 5556 (’81, Drama) Two Out-
back runners join Australian and New Zealand
troops fighting in World War I. Mark Lee, Mel
Gibson, Bill Kerr, Ron Graham. (1:55) (AL, BN, V)
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
IPLEX March 21 6:14a; 30 12:19p, MPLEX March
8 9:17p; 9 11:38a; 17 6:35p; 18 11:33a; 26 6:44a,
5p; 27 4:13a
Game of Death 55 (’79, Adventure) An actor
shot by gangsters fakes his death, has plastic
surgery and seeks kung-fu revenge. Bruce Lee,
Gig Young, Hugh O’Brian, Colleen Camp. (R, 1:42)
(AL, V) EACTN March 6 10:31a, 5:38p; 7 3:03a; 17
9:42p; 18 4:34p; 27 4:31a, 3:57p, 11:51p, RPLEX
March 22 9:27a, 8p
Gamer 55 (’09, Action) A death-row inmate is
caught between the inventor of a deadly online
game and a group that opposes the inventor’s
high-tech slavery. Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall,
Amber Valletta, Logan Lerman. (2:02) (AL, AS, GV,
N) SYFY March 1 3:56p; 2 1:45p; 25 1p; 26 8:30a,
USA March 19 1a
GANDHI 5555 (’82, Biography) Richard
o Attenborough’s Oscar-winning portrait of the
man whose policy of nonviolence won India’s
independence. Ben Kingsley, Candice Bergen,
Edward Fox, John Gielgud. (PG, 3:08) (V) TCM
March 3 5p
Gang Related 55 (’97, Crime Drama) Corrupt
homicide cops posing as drug dealers commit a
murder and try to pin it on a local vagrant. James
Belushi, Tupac Shakur, Lela Rochon, Dennis Quaid.
(1:55) (AL, N, V) EPIX March 16 12:30p
Gangs of New York 5556 (’02, Historical
Drama) During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway,
a young man vows vengeance on the vicious
gangster who killed his father. Leonardo DiCaprio,
Daniel Day-Lewis, Cameron Diaz, Liam Neeson. (R,
2:48) (AL, AS, GV, N) IFC-E March 9 10:30a, 11p;
10 5:45a; 17 1p, 11p; 18 6a
Garage Sale Mystery: A Case of Murder
(’17, Mystery) After buyting an old reel-to-reel
recorder at a garage sale, Jenn discovers that
it includes the sound of a man pleading for his
life. Lori Loughlin, Sarah Strange. (2:00) HALLMV
March 11 7p; 30 9p
Garage Sale Mystery: Guilty Until
Proven Innocent (’16, Mystery) Antiques
guru Jennifer Shannon investigates a murder
after an old college friend becomes the prime
suspect. Lori Loughlin, Sarah Strange, Steve Bacic,
Connor Stanhope. (2:00) HALLMV March 16 9p
Garage Sale Mystery: Murder by Text
(’17, Mystery) A rehearsal is stalled when the
bass player is found dead from an apparent
suicide. Jenn discovers that a Taser was used to
immobilize the bass player before her death, but
before Jenn can confront the weapon’s owner,
another band member is murdered. Lori Loughlin,
Sarah Strange, Steve Bacic (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV
March 11 3p
Garage Sale Mystery: Murder Most
Medieval (’17, Mystery) Jennifer finds the
body of a local college history professor hidden
in a suit of armor she purchased. After the profes-
sor’s teaching assistant becomes the next victim,
Jennifer finds herself caught in a killer’s web
of dangerous lies. Lori Loughlin, Sarah Strange,
Steve Bacic, Eva Bourne. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV
March 11 5p
Murder (’17, Mystery) Jenn suspects foul play
when the body of an avid surfer is found on an
isolated beach, the victim of an apparent drown-
ing. Lori Loughlin, Sarah Strange, Chiara Zanni, David
Paetkau. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 2 9p; 11 1p
Garage Sale Mystery: The Deadly
Room (’15, Mystery) Jennifer Shannon uses
her intuitive skills to investigate her friend’s death
in a multimillion-dollar home with a dark history.
Lori Loughlin, Steve Bacic, Eva Bourne, Janet Kidder.
(TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 12 9p
Garage Sale Mystery: The Novel Mur-
ders (’16, Mystery) Antiques expert Jennifer
Shannon believes two items found at the scene
of a murder are actually clues straight out of
famous mystery stories. Lori Loughlin, Sarah
Strange, Steve Bacic, Brendan Meyer. (TVG, 2:00)
HALLMV March 23 9p
Garage Sale Mystery: The Wedding
Dress (’15, Mystery) Sleuth Jennifer Shannon
and Detective Lynwood investigate a decades-old
case involving the disappearance of a groom. Lori
Loughlin, Barclay Hope, Kevin O’Grady, Cheryl Ladd.
(2:00) HALLMV March 7 9p
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 55 (’06,
Children’s) Garfield follows Jon to England and
gets the royal treatment after he is mistaken for
the heir to a grand castle. But the feline will need
all nine lives to foil the plans of evil Lord Dargis,
who wants to turn the castle into a resort. Voice
of Bill Murray, Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt,
Billy Connolly. (1:28) (AS) EFAMLY March 11 6:05a,
6:33p; 12 2:32a; 21 10:20a, 8p; 22 3:10a
Gattaca 555 (’97, Science Fiction) An out-
cast takes part in a complicated and perilous
scheme to assume the identity of a genetically
engineered citizen. Ethan Hawke, Uma Thurman,
Jude Law, Gore Vidal. (PG-13, 1:52) (AL, AS, MV)
ECLASS March 17 2:50a
The Gauntlet 556 (’77, Crime Drama) Las
Vegas oddsmakers say a detective and a prosti-
tute will never make it back to Phoenix alive. Clint
Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Pat Hingle, William Prince.
(1:55) (AL, AS, N, V) HDMOV March 6 2:05p; 10 6a;
16 8:55a; 17 5:10a; 21 2:50a; 29 4:05p; 30 1:05a
The Gay Parisian (’41, Musical) Members of
the Ballet Russe de Monte Carlo perform to the
music of Jacques Offenbach. Cyd Charisse, Leonide
Massine, Milada Mladova, Nathalie Krassovska. 9
(NR, :20) TCM March 22 8:30a
The Gazebo 5556 (’59, Comedy) A TV writer
kills a suspected blackmailer, then hides the body
on the site of a backyard gazebo. Glenn Ford,
Debbie Reynolds, Carl Reiner, John McGiver. 9
(NR, 1:40) TCM March 20 6:15a
The General’s Daughter 556 (’99, Sus-
pense) Two investigators find an underworld
of sex and cover-ups behind an Army captain’s
murder. John Travolta, Madeleine Stowe, James
Cromwell, Timothy Hutton. (R, 1:56) (AL, AS, N, R,
V) ECLASS March 13 11:23p; 29 12:11a, ESUSP
March 1 12:21a
Genesis (’16, Drama) Jochebed goes into hiding
to protect her son from being murdered and
recounts the beginning of man and his relation-
ship with God. Venus Monique, Cabil Gibbs, Jordan
Jones, Olivia Jordan. (1:30) TBN March 10 9:30p
Gentlemen With Guns 55 (’46, Western)
Though Fuzzy has framed for murder by McCal-
lister while waiting for his mail-order bride, the
nuptials are scheduled to go on anyway, until Billy
breaks up the wedding and searches for the real
killer. Buster Crabbe, Al St. John, Patricia Knox, Steve
Darrell. 9 (:56) MPLEX March 17 2:41p
GEORGIA RULE 56 (’07, Drama) Exas-
perated with her rebellious daughter, a woman
sends the teen to Idaho to live with her own
stern mother. Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan, Felicity
Huffman, Dermot Mulroney. (2:40) (AL, AS) FREEFM
March 16 8:20p
Geronimo: An American Legend 555
(’93, Historical Drama) An Army general orders a
Virginia lieutenant to bring in the Apache war-
rior. Wes Studi, Jason Patric, Robert Duvall, Gene
Hackman. (2:30) (AS, V) OUTD March 30 5p, 7:30p
Get Hard 55 (’15, Comedy) The prison-bound
manager of a hedge fund asks a black business-
man — who has never been to jail — to prepare
him for life behind bars. Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart,
Craig T. Nelson, Alison Brie. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS
March 11 1p, TNT March 13 8p
Get Him to the Greek 555 (’10, Comedy)
A record-company employee has just a few days
to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for
a big comeback concert. Jonah Hill, Russell Brand,
Elisabeth Moss, Rose Byrne. (2:30) (AL, AS, SSC)
TBS March 12 3a
Get Shorty 5556 (’95, Comedy) A film-lov-
ing loan shark teams with a B-movie producer to
become a Hollywood mogul. John Travolta, Gene
Hackman, Rene Russo, Danny DeVito. (1:00) (AL,
AS, V) EPIX March 5 8p
PT-DIG
Getaway 56 (’13, Action) To save his kid-
napped wife, a former race-car driver must follow
the instructions of a man who is watching his
every move through a hidden camera. Ethan
Hawke, Selena Gomez, Jon Voight, Rebecca Budig.
(2:00) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 25 4a
The Getaway 555 (’72, Action) A bank
robber and his wife cross a big shot and are
chased to the Mexican border. Steve McQueen,
Ali MacGraw, Ben Johnson, Sally Struthers. (2:05)
(AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 18 8:55a; 24 3:50p; 25
12:25a; 27 4:05a
Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster
55 (’65, Science Fiction) Godzilla, Rodan and
Mothra team up to save mankind from the deadli-
est threat of all — a fire-breathing space monster.
Yosuke Natsuki, Yuriko Hoshi, Hiroshi Koizumi,
Takashi Shimura. (NR, 1:25) (AS) EACTN March 9
7:05a, RPLEX March 21 1:48p; 30 7a
Ghost 5556 (’90, Fantasy) A slain Manhattan
yuppie reaches out to his lover, with a medium
as his middlewoman. Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore,
Whoopi Goldberg, Tony Goldwyn. (PG-13, 2:07) (AL,
AS, V) ECLASS March 1 1:40p
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir 5556 (’47,
Fantasy) A London widow falls in love with a sea
captain’s ghost haunting her cottage by the sea.
Gene Tierney, Rex Harrison, George Sanders, Edna
Best. 9 (NR, 1:44) TCM March 24 11a
Ghost of Hidden Valley 55 (’46, Western)
Cowboy Billy Carson and his pal help an English-
man drive bandits off his land. Buster Crabbe, Al
St. John, Jean Carlin, John Meredith. 9 (NR, :50)
EWESTN March 5 6:04a
Ghost Rider 55 (’07, Action) A motorcycle
stuntman who sold his soul to save a loved one
becomes a fiery agent for justice at night in the
presence of evil. Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Wes
Bentley, Sam Elliott. (2:30) (AS, V) BBCA March 11
11a, 3:30p, 10p; 15 3p, 5:30p, 11:30p; 23 6:30p;
24 12a; 27 8p; 28 12:30a
GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VEN-
GEANCE 56 (’12, Action) Johnny Blaze
gets a chance to rid himself of the Ghost Rider
curse forever when members of a secret church
hire him to save a boy from Satan. Nicolas Cage,
Idris Elba, Ciarán Hinds, Violante Placido. (2:00)
(AL, AS, V) BBCA March 11 1:30p, 6p; 12 12:30a;
15 8p; 16 2a; 23 9p; 24 2:30a; 27 10:30p; 28 3a
Ghost Story 555 (’81, Horror) Elderly men
telling ghost stories are haunted by a girl they
accidentally drowned 50 years before. Fred
Astaire, Melvyn Douglas, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., John
Houseman. (1:53) (AL, AS, GV, N) RPLEX March 11
1:10a, 4:30p; 16 8:06a, 6:07p; 17 1:03a; 20 8p
Ghost World 5556 (’01, Comedy-Drama)
The lives of best friends diverge after high-school
graduation and their encounter with a pathetic
loner. Thora Birch, Scarlett Johansson, Steve Bus-
cemi, Brad Renfro. (1:54) (AL, AS) IPLEX March
9 3:51p; 10 1:15a; 18 1:55p, 9p; 19 5:58a; 31
3:45p, 10:38p
GHOSTBUSTERS 556 (’16, Comedy)
Armed with proton packs and plenty of attitude,
four women prepare for an epic battle as mischie-
vous ghosts start to wreak havoc in New York.
Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Kate
McKinnon. (PG-13, 1:57) (AS, V) ENCR-W March 24
8p; 25 8a, 2:18p; 27 6:14a, 1:41p, 9p; 30 10:56p;
31 6:35a, 3:59p
Ghosts of Mars 56 (’01, Science Fiction) An
intergalactic cop and her team join forces with
a dangerous criminal to battle supernatural war-
riors. Ice Cube, Natasha Henstridge, Jason Statham,
Clea DuVall. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 1
9:39a, EACTN March 8 11:51p; 9 2:36p; 19 1:47a,
5:10p; 25 10:47a, 10:12p; 26 6:48a
Ghoulies 55 (’85, Horror) Black magic brings
slimy creatures to a Hollywood mansion for a
couple’s party. Peter Liapis, Lisa Pelikan, Michael
Des Barres, Jack Nance. (PG-13, 1:24) (AL, V)
ECLASS March 5 9:52a, EACTN March 10 12:49a
Ghoulies II 56 (’88, Horror) Little demons
boost business at Uncle Ned and Larry’s carnival
PT-DIG TITLE 5555 = 4-Star Critique (Excellent). PREMIERE TITLE = Channel Premiere Title.
show, “Satan’s Den.” Damon Martin, Royal Dano,
Phil Fondacaro, J. Downing. (1:32) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX
March 8 1:32a; 23 3:23a, EACTN March 10 2:13a
G.I. Joe: Retaliation 55 (’13, Action) The
G.I. Joe team faces threats both from COBRA
and from within the U.S. government. Dwayne
Johnson, Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum, Adrianne
Palicki. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 15 7p; 16
4:30p; 24 3:30p; 25 10:30a
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 56 (’09,
Action) The elite G.I. Joe team uses the latest
technology in its battle against corrupt arms
dealer Destro and a mysterious organization
known as Cobra. Channing Tatum, Dennis Quaid,
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston.
(2:30) (AS, V) SYFY March 5 8p; 6 6p
GIANT 5555 (’56, Drama) A cattleman and his
spoiled wife watch an upstart oilman try to take
over Texas. Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson, James
Dean, Carroll Baker. (G, 3:21) TCM March 14 8p
The Giant Behemoth 556 (’59, Science
Fiction) Special effects by Willis O’Brien (“King
Kong”) highlight this tale of a radioactive sea
monster’s assault on Britain. Gene Evans, Andre
Morell, Leigh Madison, Henry Vidon. 9 (NR, 1:20)
TCM March 26 11:15p
Girl, Interrupted 556 (’99, Drama) A young
woman with a borderline personality disorder
stays in a 1960s mental institution for 18 months.
Winona Ryder, Angelina Jolie, Clea DuVall, Brittany
Murphy. (R, 2:07) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 2 2:16a;
22 12:50a, EBLACK March 8 6:10a; 13 1:02a, 1:38p
Girl Missing (’15, Suspense) Fifteen years after
she was left for dead in a ditch, a young woman
is contacted by a millionaire from New York City
who claims to be her mother. When she arrives at
the family estate, she finds herself in the middle
of a mysterious plot. Francesca Eastwood, Kier-
sten Warren, Federico Dordei, Lidia Porto. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 1 2p; 25 10a
The Girl Next Door 55 (’98, Crime Drama)
Guilt consumes a woman whose policeman
lover persuaded her to kill his wife. Tracey Gold,
Sharon Gless, Tom Irwin, Mark Camacho. (TVPG,
2:00) LIFEMOV March 15 12p
The Girl Who Had Everything 556
(’53, Drama) The daughter of a prominent lawyer
becomes infatuated with his client, a gangland
leader. Elizabeth Taylor, Fernando Lamas, William
Powell, Gig Young. 9 (NR, 1:09) TCM March 13
9:45p
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo 555
(’11, Suspense) A disgraced journalist and an
investigator for a security firm probe a 40-year-
old murder. Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher
Plummer, Stellan Skarsgard. (3:00) (AL, AS, N, R,
SSC, V) TNT March 2 8p; 3 12a
Girlfriend Killer (’17, Suspense) An entrepre-
neur who stages perfect marriage proposals
for wealthy men becomes the target of a jilted
client’s obsession. Barbie Castro, Brian Gross,
Corin Nemec, Dina Meyer. (2:00) LIFEMOV March
14 10p; 15 2a
Girls Night Out (’17, Suspense) McKenzie and
three of her best friends from college go out
to celebrate her engagement. The party turns
into a nightmare when the man who date raped
McKenzie kidnaps her fiance to get revenge for
his ruined reputation. Mackenzie Mauzy, Katherine
Barrell, Jacob Blair, Kelly Kruger. (2:00) LIFE March
4 2p, LIFEMOV March 16 6p
The Glass Slipper 555 (’55, Children’s)
Mistreated by her stepmother and stepsisters,
scullery maid Ella finally meets her prince. Leslie
Caron, Michael Wilding, Keenan Wynn, Estelle Win-
wood. (NR, 1:34) TCM March 22 3:30a
Gleaming the Cube 55 (’88, Action) A
California skateboarder solves and avenges the
death of his adopted Vietnamese brother. Chris-
tian Slater, Steven Bauer, Min Luong, Art Chudabala.
(PG-13, 1:45) (AL, V) FXM March 5 8:30a; 6 7a;
21 8:25a; 22 1a
Glengarry Glen Ross 5556 (’92, Drama)
Underhanded real estate salesmen sink to varying
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levels of deceit in order to sell their dubious prop-
erties. Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Alec Baldwin, Ed
Harris. (1:44) (AL) FLIX-W March 7 6:15p; 13 5:45p;
17 2:30a; 19 2:45p; 23 2:50a; 24 2:05p; 27 2:15p,
IPLEX March 2 9:31a, 10:58p; 7 7:17p; 8 2:31a;
10 11:36a; 11 12:47a; 15 2:14p, 9p; 20 12:44p
Gloria 555 (’13, Drama) An aging divorcee
embarks on an intense affair with a man she
picked up at a disco. Paulina García, Sergio Hernán-
dez, Diego Fontecilla, Coca Guazzini. (1:50) (AL, AS,
N) EPIX March 2 3:25a
GLORY 5555 (’89, Historical Drama) Col.
Robert Gould Shaw trains and leads an all-
black regiment during the U.S. Civil War. Matthew
Broderick, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freeman,
Cary Elwes. (R, 2:02) (AL, GV) ENCR-W March 17
2:38p; 18 11:49a, EBLACK March 5 12:08a, 4:08p;
9 12:54a, 10:48a, 5:56p; 14 11:40a, 5:55p; 29
12:48a, 9a, 4:16p
Gnomeo & Juliet 556 (’11, Children’s)
Animated. Love-struck garden gnomes become
part of a feud between rival neighbors in Strat-
ford-Upon-Avon, Shakespeare’s birthplace. Voices
of James McAvoy, Emily Blunt, Michael Caine, Maggie
Smith. (2:00) FREEFM March 18 10:30a; 19 12a
The Go-Getter 55 (’37, Drama) A one-
legged lumber salesman impresses his boss and
his boss’s daughter. George Brent, Anita Louise,
Charles Winninger, John Eldridge. 9 (NR, 1:32)
TCM March 16 5:30a
THE GODFATHER, PART II 5555 (’74,
o Crime Drama) Michael Corleone rules his father’s
criminal empire, while flashbacks recall young
Vito’s climb to power. Al Pacino, Robert Duvall,
Diane Keaton, Robert De Niro. (4:30) (AL, AS, GV)
AMC March 5 5:30p; 6 1p; 12 2:30p
GODS AND MONSTERS 5555 (’98,
Biography) With his housekeeper and gardener
near, ailing film director James Whale recalls his
life. Ian McKellen, Brendan Fraser, Lynn Redgrave,
Lolita Davidovich. (1:49) (AL, AS, N) IPLEX March 2
7:42a, 4:44p; 14 7:12p; 15 2:28a; 29 9:23a, 10:46p
God’s Country and the Woman 55 (’36,
Drama) A lumber-camp owner falls in love with
her business rival’s brother. George Brent, Beverly
Roberts, Barton MacLane, Robert Barrat. (NR, 1:20)
TCM March 16 9a
God’s Not Dead 55 (’14, Drama) After he
refuses to disavow his faith, a devout Christian
student must prove the existence of God or else
his college philosophy professor will fail him.
Kevin Sorbo, Shane Harper, David A.R. White, Dean
Cain. (2:30) (AS, V) UP March 4 6:30p; 18 4p
GODS OF EGYPT 56 (’16, Fantasy) A defi-
ant mortal forms an unlikely alliance with the
powerful god Horus to save the world from Set,
the merciless god of darkness. Nikolaj Coster-Wal-
dau, Brenton Thwaites, Chadwick Boseman, Elodie
Yung. (2:45) (AS, V) SYFY March 8 8:15p; 9 5:15p;
31 5p
Godzilla 556 (’54, Science Fiction) A
fire-breathing behemoth terrorizes Japan after
an atomic bomb awakens it from its centu-
ries-old sleep. Takashi Shimura, Momoko Kochi,
Akira Takarada, Akihiko Hirata. 9 (1:39) RPLEX
March 2 4:36p; 3 3:28a; 21 8a; 22 4:30a, EACTN
March 5 1:24a, 8:12a
Godzilla 556 (’14, Science Fiction) Godzilla,
King of the Monsters, arises to combat massive,
malevolent foes that have been feeding on a
nuclear plant’s reactors and now threaten man-
kind with total annihilation. Aaron Taylor-Johnson,
Ken Watanabe, Elizabeth Olsen, Juliette Binoche.
(2:30) (AS, V) WGNA March 19 7:30p
Godzilla, King of the Monsters! 556
(’56, Science Fiction) A U.S. newsman in Tokyo
recounts the story of a huge dinosaur roused
from the sea by an atomic blast. Raymond Burr,
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Takashi Shimura, Momoko Kochi, Akira Takarada.
9 (NR, 1:20) EACTN March 7 7a, RPLEX March
21 9:38a; 31 3:52a
Godzilla Raids Again 55 (’55, Science
Fiction) Atomic blasts off the coast of Japan
activate a prehistoric monster. Hiroshi Koizumi,
Setsuko Wakayama, Minoru Chiaki, Takashi Shimura.
9 (1:25) RPLEX March 10 5:53a; 21 11a, EACTN
March 15 1:26a, 7:52a
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 5 (’74, Science
Fiction) An Okinawan monster-god helps Godzilla
defeat his bionic double. Masaaki Daimon, Kazuya
Aoyama, Akihiko Hirata, Reiko Tajima. (NR, 1:20)
EACTN March 1 11a, RPLEX March 22 1:37a; 30
1:07p
Godzilla vs. Megalon 56 (’76, Science
Fiction) Godzilla and flying cyborg Jet Jaguar
meet a giant cockroach and a big black chicken
sent by Seatopians. Katsuriko Sasaki, Hiroyuki
Kawase, Yutaka Hayashi, Robert Dunham. (1:24)
RPLEX March 12 10:06a; 22 12:13a, EACTN March
26 10:15a
Golden Girl 556 (’51, Musical) California
gold-rush chorus girl Lotta Crabtree dazzles a
gambler who is spying for the Confederacy. Mitzi
Gaynor, Dale Robertson, Dennis Day (NR, 1:48) (AS)
FXM March 16 4:05a; 17 3a
The Golden Touch (’35, Fantasy) Animated.
King Midas discovers that the ability to turn
objects into gold is more of a curse than a
blessing. Voices of Billy Bletcher. (NR, :10) TCM
March 29 5p
GoldenEye 555 (’95, Action) A secret weap-
on’s theft sends Agent 007 to Russia, where a
pretty computer programmer helps him track
an ex-cohort believed dead. Pierce Brosnan, Sean
Bean, Izabella Scorupco, Famke Janssen. (2:15) (AS,
V) EPIX March 6 8p
Gone Girl 5556 (’14, Mystery) A man reports
that his wife has gone missing on their fifth wed-
ding anniversary, but his public portrait of their
blissful union begins to crumble under police
pressure and a growing media frenzy. Ben Affleck,
Rosamund Pike, Neil Patrick Harris, Tyler Perry. (R,
2:29) (AL, AS, GV, N) FXM March 3 2:40p; 4 12p;
24 4:30p, 7:20p, FX March 17 9a
GONE WITH THE WIND 5555 (’39,
o Romance) A fiery Southern belle struggles to
return her family’s estate to its original mag-
nificence after the Civil War. Clark Gable, Vivien
Leigh, Leslie Howard, Olivia de Havilland. (G, 3:42)
TCM March 22 7p
Good Advice 556 (’01, Romance-Com-
edy) An out-of-work stockbroker causes
problems when he takes over his girlfriend’s
relationship-advice column. Charlie Sheen, Denise
Richards, Angie Harmon, Jon Lovitz. (1:45) (AL, AS)
FLIX-W March 9 12p
Good Burger 556 (’97, Children’s) Teen mis-
fits at a modest burger joint face competition
from a hamburger emporium across the street.
Kel Mitchell, Kenan Thompson, Sinbad, Abe Vigoda.
(PG, 1:35) (AL, MV) EBLACK March 8 9:40a, 4:47p;
24 9:45a, 6:27p; 30 7:51a, 6:22p
Good Day for a Hanging 556 (’58, West-
ern) The new marshal is the only one in town
who thinks a charming killer should hang. Fred
MacMurray, Margaret Hayes, Robert Vaughn, Joan
Blackman. (NR, 1:25) EWESTN March 4 6:21a; 13
10:53a, 10:55p
A Good Day to Die Hard 55 (’13, Action)
New York City cop John McClane and his
estranged son must put aside their differences
and work together to get a Russian whistleblower
to safety and thwart a disastrous crime in Cher-
nobyl. Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch,
Yulia Snigir. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS, GV) FXM March 19
9p, 11p
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THE GOOD DINOSAUR 555 (’15,
Children’s) Animated. With help from a friendly
Neanderthal boy, a young dinosaur embarks on
an epic adventure to reunite with his beloved
family. Voices of Jeffrey Wright, Frances McDor-
mand, Maleah Padilla, Ryan Teeple. (1:30) (AS)
DISNXD March 31 11:30a
A GOOD MAN (’14, Action) Alexander’s special
operations career ends in disaster, and he goes off
the grid to live a quiet life as a handyman. When
one of his tenants is targeted by a Russian mob-
ster, Alexander is dragged into a war between the
Chinese and Russian gangs. Steven Seagal, Victor
Webster, Tzi Ma, Ron Balicki. (R, 1:43) (AL, AS, N,
V) ESUSP March 5 1:08p
The Good Mistress (’14, Suspense) A wom-
an’s one-night stand turns out to be her friend’s
husband, and a local political candidate. Annie
Heise, Kendra Anderson, Antonio Cupo, Tricia Collins.
(1:57) LIFE March 3 10:04p; 4 2:05a; 24 10:02p; 25
2:03a, LIFEMOV March 21 10p; 22 2a
The Good Mother (’13, Suspense) After her
best friend dies, a teen discovers that the girl’s
mother deliberately made her sick. Helen Slater,
Meaghan Martin, Camille Cregan, Patrick Fabian.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 9 2p
The Good Nanny (’17, Suspense) A nanny
begins to suspect that something is wrong with
the wealthy family that hired her to care for their
peculiar little girl. Briana Evigan, Ellen Hollman,
Peter Porte, Sophie Guest. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 31 4p
Good Ol’ Freda 556 (’13, Documentary)
Freda Kelly, a shy Liverpudlian teen, works for a
new local band — the Beatles — hoping to make
it big. As the band’s fame multiplies, Freda bears
witness to music and cultural history but never
exploits her insider access. Freda Kelly, Ringo Starr,
Angie McCartney, Billy Kinsley. (1:28) (AS) IPLEX
March 4 5a, 3:17p; 5 12:41a; 16 5:26p; 19 1:27p;
20 5:58a; 31 7:31p
The Good Shepherd 556 (’06, Drama)
During the early years of the Central Intelligence
Agency, a founding member finds that, as the
country slides deeper into the Cold War, dedi-
cation to duty has a price. Matt Damon, Angelina
Jolie, Alec Baldwin, Tammy Blanchard. (R, 2:48) (AL,
AS, V) ENCR-W March 7 4:32p; 8 2:27a; 13 9:08a
The Good Son 556 (’93, Suspense) An evil
child terrorizes a visiting cousin who turns for
help, but no one believes him. Macaulay Culkin,
Elijah Wood, Wendy Crewson, David Morse. (R, 1:27)
(V) ESUSP March 3 7:14a, 1:46p; 5 11:39a; 6 7:44a
A Good Year 55 (’06, Romance-Comedy) A
London banker inherits his uncle’s vineyard in
Provence, then meets a long-lost cousin from
America who claims the property is hers. Russell
Crowe, Marion Cotillard, Albert Finney, Abbie Cornish.
(2:00) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 3 3:45p; 4 1:24a; 14
10:29a, 10:40p; 24 1:39p, 9p
The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard. 55
(’09, Comedy) In town to save a struggling car
dealership from bankruptcy, a high-powered
salesman unexpectedly falls in love and finds
his soul. Jeremy Piven, Ving Rhames, James Brolin,
David Koechner. (1:30) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 14
10:05p; 15 12:45p, 6:30p; 30 11:50a; 31 4:40a
THE GOONIES 555 (’85, Children’s)
Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map
of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps
to gold. Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey
Feldman. (2:30) (AL, AS, MV) PARMT March 17
4:30p, 10:30p, VH1 March 2 10:30p; 3 12:30p
Goosebumps 555 (’15, Fantasy) Author
R.L. Stine, his young daughter and their new
neighbor must save the day when the monsters
from the “Goosebumps” books magically come
to life. Jack Black, Dylan Minnette, Odeya Rush,
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Ryan Lee. (PG, 1:43) (AS) FXM March 7 2p; 8 12p;
17 2p; 18 12p
The Gospel Road 556 (’73, Docudrama)
Johnny Cash narrates a Holy Land tour, with a
dramatized life of Jesus, set to country music.
Robert Elfstrom, June Carter Cash, Larry Lee, Alan
Dater. (G, 1:33) FXM March 1 3a
Gotcha! 55 (’85, Suspense) A UCLA student
goes to Paris with his buddy and meets a Czech
beauty who lures him to East Berlin. Anthony
Edwards, Linda Fiorentino, Nick Corri, Alex Rocco.
(PG-13, 1:36) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 11 11:46a
The Gourmet Detective: Eat, Drink, and
Be Buried (’17, Mystery) A wealthy family
with a storied past and a large, sprawling estate,
hires Henry to oversee the menu for an annual
summer gala. When one of the entertainers at
the event dies, Henry finds himself caught in the
crosshairs of a bitter family feud. Dylan Neal, Ali
Skovbye, Chris McNally, Gelsea Mae. (TVG, 2:00)
HALLMV March 17 11a
Grace Unplugged 56 (’13, Drama) A teen-
age Christian singer lands a record deal with the
help of her father’s ruthless former manager, but
her move to Los Angeles and desire for fame lead
to a crisis of faith. AJ Michalka, James Denton, Kevin
Pollak, Michael Welch. (2:00) (AS) UP March 11 9p
THE GRADUATE 5555 (’67, Comedy) An
aimless college man lets an older woman seduce
him, then finds himself falling for her daughter.
Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft, Katharine Ross, Wil-
liam Daniels. (PG, 1:45) (AL, AS) TCM March 20 5p
Graveyard Shift 56 (’90, Horror) The owner
of an ancient mill hires a drifter to rid the base-
ment of rats. David Andrews, Kelly Wolf, Stephen
Macht, Brad Dourif. (R, 1:27) (AL, AS, GV) SUND
March 11 1:45p, AMC March 21 9a
Gravity 5556 (’13, Science Fiction) The
destruction of their shuttle leaves two astronauts
stranded in space with no hope of rescue. Sandra
Bullock, George Clooney, Voice of Ed Harris, Voice
of Orto Ignatiussen. (PG-13, 1:31) (AL, AS) FXM
March 2 5p, 6:50p, FXX March 30 10:30a; 31 6:30a
Grease 555 (’78, Musical) Nice Sandy and
greaser Danny try to be like each other in their
1950s high school. John Travolta, Olivia New-
ton-John, Stockard Channing, Jeff Conaway. (1:51)
(AL, AS) EFAMLY March 7 7:36a, 8p; 20 2:50a,
10:57p; 24 11:49p, ENCR-W March 10 8:02a; 12
7:06p; 28 6:10a, ECLASS March 16 11:16p; 17
10:24a, 5:34p; 26 2:18a, 2:10p; 30 2:31p
Grease 2 55 (’82, Musical Comedy) A square
British exchange student turns hip motorcyclist
to woo a cool girl in his 1961 high school. Max-
well Caulfield, Michelle Pfeiffer, Pamela Segall, Didi
Conn. (1:55) (AS) EFAMLY March 7 9:27a, 9:52p; 25
11:59p, ENCR-W March 10 9:55a, ECLASS March
19 12:28a; 21 6:44a; 24 9:36a, 5:15p
The Great American Pastime 55 (’56,
Comedy) A busy suburban lawyer attempts to
cement relations with his son by agreeing to
coach a Little League baseball team. Tom Ewell,
Anne Francis, Ann Miller, Dean Jones. 9 (NR, 1:29)
TCM March 29 11:15a
Great Day 556 (’45, Drama) An English vet-
eran’s wife and daughter prepare for Eleanor
Roosevelt’s visit to their village. Eric Portman,
Flora Robson, Sheila Sim, Isabel Jeans. 9 (NR,
1:22) TCM March 28 9:30a
The Great Dictator 5556 (’40, Comedy) A
Jewish barber looks like Adenoid Hynkel, dictator
of Tomania, who meets Benzino Napaloni, dicta-
tor of Bacteria. Charles Chaplin, Paulette Goddard,
Jack Oakie, Reginald Gardiner. 9 (G, 2:08) TCM
March 2 9:45a
Great Guns 55 (’41, Comedy) Overjoyed to
escape his overprotective aunts when he receives
a draft notice, wealthy young Dan Forrester goes
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
to training camp, followed by his faithful chauf-
feur, Oliver, and gardener, Stan. Stan Laurel, Oliver
Hardy, Sheila Ryan, Dick Nelson. 9 (NR, 1:14) FXM
March 17 4:50a
The Great Lie 555 (’41, Romance) A lost
aviator’s socialite wife makes a deal with a pia-
nist having his baby. Bette Davis, George Brent,
Mary Astor, Lucile Watson. 9 (NR, 1:47) TCM
March 15 11:30a
THE GREAT NORTHFIELD MINNE-
SOTA RAID 556 (’72, Western) Cole
Younger, Jesse James and their gang go north
to rob the biggest bank west of the Mississippi.
Cliff Robertson, Robert Duvall, Luke Askew, R. G.
Armstrong. (1:34) (BN, V) MPLEX March 23 3:08a
The Great Outdoors 55 (’88, Comedy) A
Chicago man and his family go camping with
his obnoxious brother-in-law and his family. Dan
Aykroyd, John Candy, Stephanie Faracy, Annette
Bening. (PG, 1:31) (AL) ENCR-W March 11 12:45a,
4:13p; 14 7:46a; 30 7:19a, ECLASS March 1 5:47a,
7:49p; 5 8:19a, 4:36p; 17 7:27p; 18 2:16p
The Great Sioux Massacre 556 (’65,
Western) The story of Gen. Custer and the Little
Bighorn is seen through the eyes of two of his
subordinates. Joseph Cotten, Darren McGavin, Philip
Carey, Julie Sommars. (NR, 1:31) EWESTN March 1
10:35a, 9:58p; 20 6:10a, 11:10p
THE GREAT ZIEGFELD 5555 (’36,
o Musical) The life and times of Broadway show-
man Florenz Ziegfeld and his two wives. William
Powell, Luise Rainer, Myrna Loy, Frank Morgan. 9
(NR, 2:54) TCM March 2 11:15p
The Greatest Story Ever Told 555
(’65, Historical Drama) The life of Jesus unfolds
according to the Bible, from birth to the Resur-
rection, on an epic scale. Max von Sydow, Charlton
Heston, Carroll Baker, Dorothy McGuire. (G, 3:15)
TCM March 31 5p
Green Lantern 55 (’11, Action) A test pilot
becomes the first human to join a band of
warriors sworn to preserve peace and justice
throughout the universe. Ryan Reynolds, Blake
Lively, Peter Sarsgaard, Mark Strong. (2:30) (AS, V)
AMC March 17 11p; 18 12:30p; 28 5:30p; 29 11a
The Green Mile 5556 (’99, Drama) In 1935
a head prison guard realizes a man on death row
may be innocent and have a supernatural ability
to heal others. Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael
Clarke Duncan, Bonnie Hunt. (4:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC
March 1 1:45p; 6 8p; 7 4p; 29 7p; 30 3p
The Green Years 555 (’46, Drama) A Scot-
tish orphan becomes a young man in love, guided
by his colorful great-grandfather. Charles Coburn,
Tom Drake, Hume Cronyn, Beverly Tyler. 9 (NR,
2:07) TCM March 5 7a
The Grey 555 (’12, Adventure) A pack of
hungry wolves pursues survivors of a plane crash,
who are trekking through the Alaskan wilder-
ness to find civilization. Liam Neeson, Frank Grillo,
Dermot Mulroney, Dallas Roberts. (R, 1:57) (AL, AS,
V) IFC-E March 7 2:30p, 10p; 9 8a; 14 7:30a, 2:30p
Grindhouse Presents: Death Proof
555 (’07, Suspense) A veteran stuntman
uses his car to stalk and kill unsuspecting young
women in the South. Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson,
Vanessa Ferlito, Jordan Ladd. (NR, 1:54) (AL, AS,
GV) IFC-E March 10 9:45a, 2:30p; 15 2:15p,
10:30p; 29 9:30p; 30 10:15a
Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror
5556 (’07, Horror) A one-legged go-go
dancer and her ex-lover join forces with other
survivors to battle a horde of flesh-eating zom-
bies invading their Texas town. Rose McGowan,
Freddy Rodriguez, Josh Brolin, Marley Shelton. (R,
1:26) (AL, AS, GV, N) IFC-E March 10 12:15p, 9:30p;
15 4:45p; 30 12a, 12:45p
Groundhog Day 5556 (’93, Romance-Com-
edy) February 2nd keeps repeating for a cynical
TV weatherman sent to watch the groundhog in
Punxsutawney, Pa. Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell,
Chris Elliott, Stephen Tobolowsky. (PG, 1:43) (AS,
MV) ENCR-W March 1 9p; 2 4:58p; 16 6:16a; 26
4:35a, EFAMLY March 11 11:10p; 12 4:51p; 19
9:42p; 20 1:17p; 31 5:20a, 1:19p, 11:24p
Grounds for Marriage 556 (’50, Musi-
cal Comedy) An opera singer blocks her doctor
ex-husband’s marriage to his colleague’s daugh-
ter. Van Johnson, Kathryn Grayson, Paula Raymond,
Barry Sullivan. 9 (NR, 1:31) TCM March 30 1p
GROWN UPS 56 (’10, Comedy) Friends and
former teammates learn that age does not, neces-
sarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor
the memory of their basketball coach. Adam San-
dler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade. (2:00)
(AL, AS, N) FREEFM March 25 9:25p; 26 6:30p, FX
March 20 6p, 11:30p, FXX March 3 5p, 7p
Grown Ups 2 5 (’13, Comedy) Lenny Feder
moves his family back to his hometown to be
with his old friends and finds out that he didn’t
leave the crazy life behind in Los Angeles. Adam
Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade.
(2:30) (AL, AS, N) FX March 3 3p; 4 12p; 20 8p;
21 5p
Grudge Match 55 (’13, Comedy) A boxing
promoter offers two rival boxers the chance to
come out of retirement for one final bout. Robert
De Niro, Sylvester Stallone, Kevin Hart, Kim Basinger.
(2:30) (AL, AS, V) BBCA March 9 7:30p, 11p; 22
7:30p, 11:30p
The Guardian 556 (’90, Horror) Yuppies
with a baby hire a nanny, a druid witch who
sacrifices babies to a tree. Jenny Seagrove, Dwier
Brown, Carey Lowell, Brad Hall. (R, 1:32) (AL, AS,
GV, N) ESUSP March 11 12:25a
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner 5556
(’67, Comedy-Drama) White liberals must
overcome their own latent racism when their
strong-willed daughter announces her intention
to marry a distinguished black physician. Spencer
Tracy, Katharine Hepburn, Sidney Poitier, Katharine
Houghton. (NR, 1:48) EBLACK March 3 5:57a,
2:46p; 15 8:48a, 6:09p; 26 1:42a, 8:41a, 6:09p,
RPLEX March 7 12:53a, 10:50a; 11 10:49a, 9:53p;
20 11:48a; 30 2:34p, 10:49p
Guilty at 17 (’14, Drama) A teenager becomes
overwhelmed with guilt after her lies to sup-
port a friend’s claim of sexual assault lead to
the accused teacher’s suicide. Erin Sanders, Alex
Paxton-Beesley, Catherine Dent, Michael Woods.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 26 6p
Gulliver’s Travels 56 (’10, Children’s) While
a man is on assignment in the Bermuda Triangle,
a vortex transports him to Lilliput, a magic land of
little people. Jack Black, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt,
Amanda Peet. (1:56) (AL, AS) SYFY March 7 1:40p;
16 2a, 12p; 24 8a; 25 3a
Gun Belt 556 (’53, Western) A former outlaw
dons his gun to clear his name, teaching his
nephew a lesson in the process. George Mont-
gomery, Tab Hunter, Helen Westcott, John Dehner.
(NR, 1:17) EWESTN March 13 5:11a
Gun Crazy 555 (’50, Crime Drama) A gun
fanatic and a sideshow sharpshooter team up
for romance and a crime spree. Peggy Cummins,
John Dall, Berry Kroeger, Morris Carnovsky. 9 (NR,
1:27) TCM March 18 9a
Gunman’s Walk 555 (’58, Western) A
rugged rancher with good and bad sons can only
stop his bad son with a gun. Van Heflin, Tab Hunter,
Kathryn Grant, James Darren. (NR, 1:37) EWESTN
March 16 5:17a; 24 4:50p; 25 1:50a
GUNS, GIRLS AND GAMBLING (’11,
Crime Drama) After a priceless Apache war mask
is stolen from an Indian casino, a host of criminals
descends on the small town in hope of claiming
the stolen treasure first. Gary Oldman, Christian
Slater, Helena Mattsson, Powers Boothe. (NR, 1:30)
(AS) EACTN March 1 4:28a; 2 1:40a
The Guns of Fort Petticoat 555 (’57,
Western) An Army deserter shows defenseless
Texas women how to hold off Indians out to
avenge a massacre. Audie Murphy, Kathryn Grant,
Hope Emerson, Jeff Donnell. (NR, 1:22) EWESTN
March 12 10:37a, 11:09p
The Guns of Navarone 5556 (’61,
War) Allied commandos try to knock out a Nazi
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Niven, Anthony Quinn, Stanley Baker. (NR, 2:37)
(AL, AS, V) TCM March 2 2:15p
Guns of the Timberland 55 (’60, Western)
Logging partners with a government contract
lock horns with a rancher and her neighbors. Alan
Ladd, Jeanne Crain, Gilbert Roland, Frankie Avalon.
(NR, 1:31) TCM March 16 12p
H in Thailand. Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Gali-
The H-Man 556 (’58, Science Fiction) A detec-
tive, a scientist, a nightclub singer and the rest of
Tokyo live in fear of slimy blobs. Yumi Shirakawa,
Kenji Sahara, Akihiko Hirata 9 (NR, 1:19) TCM
March 27 12:45a
Hailey Dean Mystery: Dating Is Murder
(’17, Mystery) Hailey Dean is pulled into another
investigation when a popular new dating app
links multiple missing persons cases from around
the city. Reuniting with her old team, Hailey dis-
covers the potential dangers of online interaction.
Kellie Martin. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 17 9p
Hailey Dean Mystery: Deadly Estate
(’17, Mystery) After her fiance is murdered, Hailey
Dean becomes one of the country’s most revered
felony prosecutors. When she helps her close
friend Pam sell the estate of Pam’s grandparents,
she falls headfirst into a harrowing mystery. Kellie
Martin. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 11 11p; 17 7p
Hailey Dean Mystery: Murder, With
Love (’16, Mystery) A bright, disciplined former
prosecutor is now in high demand as an expert
witness. Kellie Martin, Nancy Grace, Cindy Busby,
Giacomo Baessato. (2:00) HALLMV March 17 5p
HairBrained 56 (’13, Comedy) A brilliant
teen and a 41-year-old gambling addict become
unlikely buddies at college. Alex Wolff, Brendan
Fraser, Julia Garner, Teddy Bergman. (1:38) (AL, AS,
N) EFAMLY March 7 2:58a, 11:48p, IPLEX March
13 5:55a; 23 11:42a; 24 5:15a
Hall Pass 55 (’11, Comedy) Two men get
permission from their wives to spend one week
doing whatever they please, without fear of con-
sequences. Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, Jenna
Fischer, Christina Applegate. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC)
FX March 10 1a, 1p
Halloween 56 (’07, Horror) A psychiatrist
follows an escaped psychopath’s blood-soaked
trail back to his hometown. Malcolm McDowell,
Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane, Danny Trejo. (R,
1:50) (AL, AS, GV, N) IFC-E March 25 4:30a, 9:30a;
27 8p; 28 12:15a
Halloween II 556 (’81, Horror) A killer fol-
lows his injured target to the hospital on Oct.
31 in Haddonfield, Ill. Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald
Pleasence, Charles Cyphers, Jeffrey Kramer. (1:35)
(AL, AS, GV, N) RPLEX March 17 4:25a; 27 11:55p
Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later 55
(’98, Horror) In hiding for two decades, a trau-
matized woman learns her murderous brother
has returned for her. Jamie Lee Curtis, Adam Arkin,
Josh Hartnett, Michelle Williams. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS,
GV) ESUSP March 23 10:31p; 26 5:19a; 29 3:03a
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
55 (’82, Horror) Two people discover that a
TV commercial will cue a madman’s Halloween
masks to explode. Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan
O’Herlihy, Ralph Strait. (1:41) (AL, AS, GV) RPLEX
March 19 4:21a; 28 1:32a
Halloween: The Curse of Michael
Myers 56 (’95, Horror) An ancient Celtic
ritual drives Dr. Loomis’ patient to sacrifice an
entire family in Haddonfield, Ill. Donald Pleasence,
Mitchell Ryan, Marianne Hagan, Paul Stephen Rudd.
(R, 1:28) (AS, GV) ESUSP March 1 2:22a, 10:30p;
5 12:23a; 18 10:34p; 23 9p
Hang ’Em High 556 (’68, Western) An
innocent rancher is saved from the noose and
deputized to hunt down the men who tried
to hang him. Clint Eastwood, Inger Stevens, Ed
Begley, Pat Hingle. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 7
11p; 8 2:30p; 24 1p; 25 3a, SUND March 17 3:30p;
18 11:15a
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The Hangman 55 (’59, Western) Townsfolk
and a sheriff protect a wanted man from a deputy
marshal who tracks him down. Robert Taylor, Tina
Louise, Fess Parker 9 (NR, 1:26) EWESTN March 4
10:58a, 6:32p; 8 8:13p; 9 2:14a; 13 9:27p
The Hangover Part II 55 (’11, Comedy)
Hoping to avoid the mayhem that marked his
friend’s Las Vegas bachelor party, Stu opts for
what he thinks will be a safe prewedding brunch
fianakis, Justin Bartha. (2:15) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V)
TNT March 13 10:15p
The Hangover Part III 55 (’13, Comedy)
Phil, Stu and Doug take Alan on a road trip to help
him through a personal crisis. Meanwhile, Mr.
Chow breaks out of prison and prepares to wreak
havoc. Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis,
Justin Bartha. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) TNT March 24 1p
HANNAH AND HER SISTERS 5555
(’86, Comedy-Drama) Hannah’s husband has an
affair with one sister, and her ex-husband marries
the other. Woody Allen, Mia Farrow, Michael Caine,
Carrie Fisher. (1:49) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 1 4:10p;
2 12:16a; 13 12:52p, 9p; 29 2:50p; 30 12:35a,
MPLEX March 5 5:43a, 5p; 18 5:53a, 3:11p; 23
8:27p; 24 1:23p, ECLASS March 7 2:34p
The Happening 5 (’08, Science Fiction) A
high-school science teacher and his wife flee
to the farmlands of Pennsylvania in an attempt
to escape an invisible killer that threatens all of
humanity. Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John
Leguizamo, Betty Buckley. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March
5 10:30p; 6 4p; 20 10:45a; 21 7a; 31 12:30p
Happily N’Ever After 56 (’07, Children’s)
Animated. Cinderella forms a resistance move-
ment when her wicked stepmother tries to tip
the balance between good and evil in Fairy Tale
Land. Voices of Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze
Jr., Andy Dick, Wallace Shawn. (1:29) (AS) EFAMLY
March 6 6:47a; 7 4:36a; 30 5:45a
Happy Birthday! (’16, Suspense) When two
friends embark on a journey to the seediest parts
of Mexicali for a birthday celebration, they quickly
realize their trip has taken a dangerous turn that
involves sex, drugs, torture and a ransom involv-
ing the Mexican cartel. Britne Oldford, Matthew
Willig, Steven Tyler, Vanessa Lengies. (1:35) EPIX
March 9 11:25a
Happy Endings 556 (’05, Comedy-Drama)
An aspiring filmmaker, a masseur, a wealthy wid-
ower, a restaurateur, a lesbian couple and others
deal with problems and relationships. Tom Arnold,
Jesse Bradford, Bobby Cannavale, Sarah Clarke.
(2:15) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 10 9:21a, 6:45p; 21
3:58a; 31 6:08a
Happy Face Killer (’14, Docudrama) Serial
killer Keith Jesperson murders at least eight
women over a five-year span and taunts
authorities with disturbing letters and scribbled
confessions signed with a happy face. David
Arquette, Gloria Reuben, Stefanie von Pfetten,
Melissa M. Montgomery. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV
March 21 7:30a
The Happy Years 555 (’50, Comedy) Little
John Humperdink Stover gets into circa-1900 mis-
chief at Lawrenceville prep school. Dean Stockwell,
Darryl Hickman, Scotty Beckett, Leon Ames. (G, 1:50)
TCM March 5 3p
Hard Luck 555 (’06, Suspense) A former
criminal goes on the run with a stripper after a
drug deal goes bad. Wesley Snipes, Aubrey Dollar,
Kevin Thomas, Jacquelyn Quinones. (R, 1:41) (AL,
AS, N, V) EBLACK March 11 8:32a, 4:51p, 11:33p;
19 9:53a; 20 12:44a; 24 12:39a, 4:43p; 28 12:40p,
EACTN March 15 3:13p
The Hard Man 556 (’57, Western) A Texas
Ranger turns deputy sheriff; a woman wants him
to kill her cattle-baron husband. Guy Madison,
Valerie French, Lorne Greene, Barry Atwater. (NR,
1:20) EWESTN March 12 8:12p; 13 2:12a
Hard Rain 56 (’98, Action) A thief, a sheriff
and the nephew of an armored-truck driver seek
money bags in a flooding Indiana town. Morgan
Freeman, Christian Slater, Randy Quaid, Minnie Driver.
MOVIES
(R, 1:36) (V) EBLACK March 2 10:57a, 9:24p; 17
1:21p, 10p, EACTN March 6 7:21p; 7 1:55p; 22
2:17p; 23 10:42a; 26 5:10a; 27 2:04a
Hardball 56 (’01, Drama) A sports junkie
agrees to coach Little League Baseball in Chicago
in order to pay his gambling debts. Keanu Reeves,
Diane Lane, John Hawkes, Bryan C. Hearne. (2:00)
(AL, V) FLIX-W March 30 12p
HARRY BROWN 556 (’09, Suspense) A
retired soldier and widower doles out his own
brand of justice after young hoodlums murder
his best friend. Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer, Liam
Cunningham, Iain Glen. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV
March 6 7:45p; 7 1:15a; 14 4:10p; 15 1:55a, 3a;
26 6:05a
Harry Tracy 55 (’82, Western) The last survivor
of Butch Cassidy’s gang turns the century with an
artist and a judge’s daughter. Bruce Dern, Helen
Shaver, Michael C. Gwynne, Gordon Lightfoot. (PG,
1:40) (AL, AS, BN, V) ENCR-W March 18 10a
Harvest Love (’17, Romance) A widowed sur-
geon visits her family’s pear orchard in hopes of
taking a break from her hectic life and recon-
necting with her distant son. Once there, she
begins to fall for the farm manager, Will, who is
growing a new hybrid pear. Ryan Paevey, Jen Lilley,
Aaron Craven, Lini Evans. (2:00) HALL March 17 3p
A Harvest Wedding (’17, Romance) Sarah
Bloom, a highly successful wedding planner,
returns to her hometown to plan the season’s
biggest wedding. Much to Sarah’s surprise, the
bride’s brother happens to be her first love. Jill
Wagner. (2:00) HALL March 10 9a; 23 2p
Hashtag FollowFriday (’16, Suspense) Col-
lege students and faculty members are targeted
by a killer using social media. Courtney Lakin,
Joseph Poliquin, Elliott Armstrong, Ramsey Hanch-
ette. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 13 11:20a; 14 6:15a
Hav Plenty 55 (’97, Romance-Comedy) A
wealthy young woman invites a friend, an aspir-
ing New York novelist, to her family’s home for
New Year’s Eve. Chenoa Maxwell, Christopher Scott
Cherot, Hill Harper, Tammi Katherine Jones. (1:31)
(AL) IPLEX March 1 5:47a; 16 8:53a, EBLACK March
6 12:40a, 8:54a; 10 11:52a, 8:30p; 19 11:37a,
9:22p; 20 7:12a; 25 4:33a, 2:24p; 29 9:22p; 30
4:20a
Havana Motor Club 555 (’15, Documen-
tary) Underground drag racers try to organize
Cuba’s first official car race since shortly after the
revolution ended in 1959. (1:25) EPIX March 20 8a
The Hawk of Powder River 5 (’48, West-
ern) Vivian moonlights as “the Hawk,” a villain
who leads a gang of criminals. After she kills her
uncle for his land, she goes after his daughter,
Carole, Deputy Marshal Eddie Dean tries to save
Carole and defeat the bandits. Eddie Dean, Jenni-
fer Holt, Roscoe Ates, June Carlson. 9 (NR, :54)
EWESTN March 29 5:18a
The Hazing Secret (’14, Suspense) A woman
seeks the truth behind her mysterious nightly
dream about a collegian who dies during a
hazing ritual. Shenae Grimes, Keegan Allen, Brett
Dier, Megan Hutchings. (2:00) LIFE March 4 12p,
LIFEMOV March 2 4p; 30 4p
He Loves Me (’11, Suspense) A woman
becomes increasingly paranoid and delusional
after learning about her husband’s infidelity.
Heather Locklear, Max Martini, Gabrielle Rose, Dylan
Neal. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 10a
He Said, She Said 55 (’91, Romance-Com-
edy) After they split up, a newspaperman and a
woman journalist each tell about their romance
and becoming a Baltimore TV team. Kevin Bacon,
Elizabeth Perkins, Nathan Lane, Anthony LaPaglia.
(2:00) (AL, AS) EPIX March 14 1:05p
HEARTBURN 556 (’86, Drama) A Wash-
ington political columnist marries a New York
Cable H
food writer. Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson, Maureen
Stapleton, Jeff Daniels. (1:52) (AL, AS) RPLEX March
4 7:53a, 6:08p; 8 2:19p; 9 5:10a; 12 8:13a, 6:08p;
24 1:30a, 11:32a, 8p; 28 10:32a, 8p
Hearts of Spring (’16, Romance) A famous
blogger falls for a single father, not realizing that
he is the same reader who criticized her advice
online. Lisa Whelchel, Michael Shanks, Clancy
Cauble, Miranda Frigon. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March
22 2p; 31 11a
The Heat 556 (’13, Comedy) An arrogant,
methodical FBI agent must join forces with a
foul-mouthed, erratic Boston detective to bring
down a ruthless drug lord. Sandra Bullock, Melissa
McCarthy, Demián Bichir, Marlon Wayans. (2:30) (AL,
AS, V) FX March 13 11:30p; 14 9:30a
Heaven Is for Real 556 (’14, Drama) A
little boy says that he visited heaven during a
near-death experience and tells his astonished
parents about things he couldn’t possibly know.
Greg Kinnear, Kelly Reilly, Margo Martindale, Jacob
Vargas. (2:30) (AS) UP March 11 4p, 6:30p; 18
1:30p; 25 6:30a
Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison 5556 (’57,
Drama) A Marine and a nun are stranded on a
Japanese-held island during World War II. Deborah
Kerr, Robert Mitchum. (NR, 1:47) FXM March 12
8:20a; 13 6:30a
Heaven With a Barbed Wire Fence
556 (’39, Drama) Joe, a clerk in New York
City, hits the road to claim the land he bought
in Arizona. Hitchhiking along the way, he meets
and falls in love with an illegal alien. Jean Rogers,
Glenn Ford, Raymond Walburn, Marjorie Rambeau.
9 (NR, 1:02) FXM March 6 3a; 14 3a
Heaven’s Gate 556 (’80, Western) A
well-educated marshal defends immigrant set-
tlers against cattle barons in 1890s Wyoming. Kris
Kristofferson, Christopher Walken, Isabelle Huppert,
John Hurt. (R, 3:38) (AL, AS, N, V) EWESTN March
4 8p; 17 1:02p, 10:13p; 23 8:37a, 9:46p; 29 8:03p
HEIST (’15, Action) When their attempt to rob
a gangster’s casino goes awry, a desperate man
and his partner hijack a city bus to escape from
the police and a maniacal thug. Jeffrey Dean
Morgan, Robert De Niro, Kate Bosworth, Gina
Carano. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 31 8p, EPIX
March 20 1:50p
Heller in Pink Tights 556 (’60, Western)
Members of a two-wagon traveling show fight
for their lives and for a living in 1880s Wyoming.
Anthony Quinn, Sophia Loren, Eileen Heckart, Mar-
garet O’Brien. (NR, 1:40) ECLASS March 8 6:04a;
23 12:58p
Hello, It’s Me (’15, Drama) A widow receives
messages from her late husband, urging her to
move on and heal with a new man in her life.
Kellie Martin, Kavan Smith, Erin Pitt, Jack Fulton.
(TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 22 9p
Hello, My Name Is Doris 555 (’15,
Comedy-Drama) With help from her best
friend’s granddaughter, a smitten woman con-
cocts schemes to get the attention of a younger
co-worker in her office. Sally Field, Max Greenfield,
Beth Behrs, Wendi McLendon-Covey. (1:35) (AL, AS)
EPIX March 26 11:30p; 27 5p
Hellraiser: Bloodline 5 (’96, Horror) A man
in a space station battles evil Pinhead, as did his
ancestors in 18th-century France and in 1996.
Bruce Ramsay, Valentina Vargas, Doug Bradley,
Kim Myers. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March
6 10:40p
Hellraiser: Deader (’05, Horror) A reporter
investigates an underground group that can res-
urrect the dead, much to Pinhead’s dismay. Doug
Bradley, Kari Wuhrer, Marc Warren, Georgina Rylance.
(R, 1:28) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 16 1:55a
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Hellraiser: Hellseeker 56 (’02, Horror)
Pinhead and his demons terrorize a man after
his wife dies in a car accident. Ashley Laurence,
Doug Bradley, Dean Winters, Ken Camroux. (R, 1:29)
(AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 23 12:15a
Hellraiser: Hellworld (’05, Horror) Gamers
who participate in an online role-playing game
(MMORPG) are invited to a rave whose host
plans to show them all the truth behind the
Cenobite mythos. Doug Bradley, Katheryn Winn-
ick, Henry Cavill, Lance Henriksen. (R, 1:35) (AL,
AS, GV) ESUSP March 11 1:59a
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth 55 (’92,
Horror) A New York TV newswoman battles
Pinhead and the Cenobites with a World War I
captain’s ghost. Terry Farrell, Doug Bradley, Paula
Marshall, Kevin Bernhardt. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, GV)
ESUSP March 6 12:10a
Hellraiser: Inferno 56 (’00, Horror) A Los
Angeles detective wakes to find himself in hell,
and his only means of leaving is with Pinhead’s
puzzle box. Craig Sheffer, Doug Bradley, Nicholas
Turturro, Nicholas Sadler. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, GV)
ESUSP March 9 12:09a
The Help 5556 (’11, Drama) Determined to
become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl
turns her small town on its ear by interviewing
black women who work for prominent white
families. Viola Davis, Emma Stone, Bryce Dallas
Howard, Octavia Spencer. (3:00) (AS) E! March 2
8p; 3 4p, USA March 24 8p
Her Husband’s Betrayal (’13, Suspense) A
woman’s new husband kidnaps her son as part
of a blackmail scheme. Jacqueline MacInnes Wood,
Shawn Roberts, Marc Bendavid, Zoie Palmer. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 16 10a
Her Married Lover 556 (’99, Suspense)
A woman believes the man she was having an
affair with killed his wife, but he claims that she
is deranged. Perry King, Roxana Zal, Michele Greene,
Daniel Benzali. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 20 6a
Her Stolen Past (’18, Romance) When Sonya
Daniels finds a kidnapped baby’s birth certifi-
cate hidden in her late mother’s home, she hires
detective Brandon Hayes to help her get to the
truth. Shanice Banton, Michael Xavier, Samantha
Munro, Maurice Dean Wint. (2:00) LIFEMOV March
5 10p; 6 2a
Hercules 556 (’14, Adventure) Now a travel-
ing mercenary, Hercules must once again become
a hero to help the benevolent king of Thrace pro-
tect his people from a powerful warlord. Dwayne
Johnson, Ian McShane, Rufus Sewell, Aksel Hennie.
(2:15) (AL, AS, BN, V) TNT March 7 8p; 8 12:45a
Hercules 555 (’97, Children’s) Animated. The
half-mortal strongman must become a hero to
rejoin the gods on Mount Olympus. Charlton
Heston narrates. Voices of Tate Donovan, Josh
Keaton, Roger Bart, Danny DeVito. (2:00) FREEFM
March 19 7p; 20 12a
La Hermanita Dinamita (’70, Come-
dia-Drama) Una enfermera atropella por
accidente a un niño y decide estar al pendiente
de su recuperación, luego se vuelven amigos.
Hilda Aguirre, Sara García, Fernando Luján, Jorge
Rivero. (2:00) TELM March 3 3a
Hero 5556 (’02, Action) Flashbacks reveal
how a warrior stopped the elusive assassins who
tried to kill the emperor of China. Jet Li, Tony
Leung Chiu Wai, Maggie Cheung Man-yuk, Donnie
Yen. (PG-13, 1:33) (AS, V) EACTN March 7 12:13p,
7:15p; 8 9:24a; 17 8:44a, 4:29p; 30 10:54a, 7:30p;
31 4:19a
Hidalgo 556 (’04, Adventure) In the 19th
century, a Westerner and his beloved mustang
compete in an endurance race across the Ara-
bian desert. Viggo Mortensen, Omar Sharif, Louise
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MOVIES
Lombard, Said Taghmaoui. (2:30) (AS, V) OUTD
March 17 5p, 8p
HIDDEN ASSASSIN 56 (’95, Action) A U.S.
marshal believes a French assassin who claims
she was framed for the Cuban ambassador’s
murder. Dolph Lundgren, Maruschka Detmers,
Assumpta Serna, Gavan O’Herlihy. (1:50) (AL, BN, V)
HDMOV March 7 2:15p; 8 5:10a; 13 7:35p, 11:05p
Hidden Away (’13, Suspense) Learning that
his wife and daughter faked their deaths, a man
hatches a plot for revenge. Emmanuelle Vaugier,
Ivan Sergei, Sean Patrick Flanery, Allie Gonino. (TV14,
2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 15 8a
Hidden Truth (’16, Suspense) A young woman
discovers darkness in her town as she tries to
prove her brother did not kill a teenager. Shawn
Christian, Heidi Fielek, Diana Hopper, Sarah Lind.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 12 8a
High Fidelity 555 (’00, Romance-Comedy)
A store owner, who sells only vinyl records, has
a midlife crisis, assesses his life and tries to win
back an ex-girlfriend. John Cusack, Iben Hjejle,
Todd Louiso, Jack Black. (2:00) (AL, AS) FLIX-W
March 2 1p, 11:45p; 6 10:30a, 9:35p; 11 4p,
11:30p; 15 8:05a, 8p
HIGH NOON 5555 (’52, Western) On the
verge of retirement, a marshal stands alone
to face a vengeful gunman and his gang. Gary
Cooper, Grace Kelly, Katy Jurado, Thomas Mitchell.
9 (PG, 1:25) (AS, V) TCM March 8 5p
High Noon, Part II: The Return of Will
Kane 55 (’80, Western) A retired sheriff has
a showdown with the bad bounty hunter who
replaced him. Lee Majors, David Carradine, Pernell
Roberts, J.A. Preston. (NR, 1:40) EWESTN March
6 5:15a, 11a, 9:54p; 19 8:12p; 20 2:47a, 9:15a;
30 7:41a, 11:24p
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
556 (’08, Children’s) Troy, Gabriella and the
rest of the Wildcats plan an elaborate spring
musical to express their experiences, hopes and
fears for their futures. Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens,
Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel. (1:58) EFAMLY March
7 11:22a, 6p; 8 7:12a; 17 6:44a, 3:16p, 10:03p;
29 2:47a, 9:39a, 6p
High School Possession (’14, Suspense)
A teen must prevent fellow students from per-
forming an exorcism on her best friend. Jennifer
Stone, Janel Parrish, Shanley Caswell, Ione Skye.
(2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 25 12p
Highway (’12, Comedy) Two brothers search
for a mythical highway in Kentucky that leads
to a marijuana nirvana. Gary Owen, Erik Estrada,
Tommy Ford, Tommy “Tiny” Lister. (1:20) (AL, AS)
EPIX March 27 12:20p
The Hindenburg 556 (’75, Drama) A
German security officer finds a bomb on the
zeppelin as it prepares to dock at Lakehurst, N.J.,
on May 6, 1937. George C. Scott, Anne Bancroft,
William Atherton, Roy Thinnes. (2:08) (AS, V) MPLEX
March 19 1:24p; 20 6:31a
His Double Life (’16, Suspense) A college
student suspects her new stepfather may be
having an affair. Her suspicions seem to be con-
firmed when she sees him with another woman;
a woman who is later found dead. She begins to
wonder exactly who her mother married. Emman-
uelle Vaugier, Brian Krause, Cristine Prosperi, Kati Hollywood Shuffle 555 (’87, Comedy)
Salowsky. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 25 4p, LIFEMOV
March 24 6p
His Secret Family (’15, Drama) Sarah lives a
perfect life with husband Jason and son Brandon
until Jason disappears. When she finally tracks
him down to get a DNA sample to save their son
from a rare genetic disease, he tries to make sure
she can’t ruin his secret life. Haylie Duff, David
O’Donnell, Parker Stevenson, Jennifer Aspen. (2:00)
LIFE March 25 6p, LIFEMOV March 7 8p; 8 12a
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
His Secret Past (’16, Suspense) A popular
crime novelist begins to suspect her daughter’s
new boyfriend, a mysterious man who saved
her from an attacker. Brigid Brannagh, Austin
James, Patrick Muldoon, Gatlin Green. (2:00) (AS,
V) LIFEMOV March 7 10p; 8 2a
Hitch 555 (’05, Romance-Comedy) A smooth-
talking man falls for a hardened columnist while
helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.
Will Smith, Eva Mendes, Kevin James, Amber Valletta.
(2:28) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 12 8:32p; 13 5:30p;
23 5:40p; 24 7:30a
Hitman: Agent 47 56 (’15, Action) Endowed
with strength, speed, stamina and intelligence,
a genetically engineered assassin targets a
mega-corporation that plans to unlock the secret
of his past to create an army of killers even more
powerful than him. Rupert Friend, Hannah Ware,
Zachary Quinto, Ciarán Hinds. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV)
FX March 17 3a, 12p, FXM March 23 4p; 24 2:30p
Hitting a New High 56 (’37, Musical) A Paris
singer’s press agent arranges her Manhattan
debut by way of Africa. Lily Pons, Jack Oakie, Eric
Blore, John Howard. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March
30 11:30a
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
556 (’12, Fantasy) At the urging of the wizard
Gandalf, unassuming hobbit Bilbo Baggins joins
13 dwarves on a perilous quest to reclaim the
kingdom of Erebor and gains possession of the
powerful One Ring. Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman,
Richard Armitage, Ken Stott. (3:30) (AS, V) WGNA
March 13 3p, 6:30p; 25 10p; 26 6:30p; 31 4:30p, 8p
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five
Armies 556 (’14, Fantasy) As the dragon
Smaug rains fire on the citizens of Lake-town,
Sauron sends legions of Orcs to attack the Lonely
Mountain. Men, Dwarves and Elves must decide
whether to unite and prevail — or be destroyed
— and Middle Earth hangs in the balance. Ian
McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Evan-
geline Lilly. (3:00) (AS, V) TNT March 28 8p
THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF
SMAUG 555 (’13, Fantasy) Bilbo and his
companions continue their journey east and
brave many dangers on their way to the Lonely
Mountain, culminating in an encounter with the
fearsome dragon Smaug. Ian McKellen, Martin
Freeman, Richard Armitage, Voice of Benedict Cum-
berbatch. (3:30) (AS, V) SYFY March 4 8p; 5 4:30p;
21 6p, 11p; 31 7:30p
A Hole in the Head 5556 (’59, Come-
dy-Drama) A Miami widower has big dreams,
a son, a run-down hotel and a rich New York
brother who does not approve. Frank Sinatra,
Edward G. Robinson, Eleanor Parker, Carolyn Jones.
(NR, 2:00) (AS) TCM March 9 8:45p
Holiday Camp 556 (’48, Comedy-Drama)
Various British characters vacation at a summer
resort, including an unknown killer. Flora Robson,
Dennis Price, Jack Warner 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM
March 28 11a
Holiday for Lovers 555 (’59,
Romance-Comedy) A Boston psychiatrist and
his wife try to control their two pretty daughters
in South America. Clifton Webb, Jane Wyman, Jill St.
John, Carol Lynley. (NR, 1:43) FXM March 21 4:55a
The Hollow (’15, Horror) A 100-year-old curse
gives birth to a mysterious creature that terror-
izes three sisters on Halloween eve. Deborah
Kara Unger, Richard Harmon, Laine MacNeil, Alisha
Newton. (2:00) SYFY March 6 8a
A struggling black actor must decide whether
success is worth compromising his integrity for
a stereotypical role. Robert Townsend, Anne-Marie
Johnson, Starletta DuPois, Helen Martin. (R, 1:20)
(AL, AS) ENCR-W March 14 6:23a
Hollywood Without Makeup 55 (’65,
Documentary) A compilation of home movies
that captures some of Hollywood’s celebrities
in candid, off-screen moments. (NR, :51) TCM
March 9 2a
HOLLYWOODLAND 55 (’06, Mystery) A
detective uncovers unexpected links to his own
personal life as he probes the mysterious death
of “Superman” actor George Reeves in 1959.
Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck, Diane Lane, Bob Hoskins.
(R, 2:06) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 11 10:53p; 19
9:38a, 4:38p; 23 1:21p, 9p; 27 6:51p; 28 2:49a,
ESUSP March 6 10:50a; 7 6:04a; 31 4:14a, 11:21a
A Hologram for the King 556 (’16,
Comedy-Drama) A beautiful doctor and a
wise-cracking taxi driver help an American
businessman who’s trying to close the deal of
a lifetime in Saudi Arabia. Tom Hanks, Alexander
Black, Sarita Choudhury, Sidse Babett Knudsen.
(1:40) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 7 2:05a
Hombre 5556 (’67, Western) An Apache-
raised white man rises as the leader of
stagecoach passengers stopped by outlaws.
Paul Newman, Fredric March, Richard Boone, Diane
Cilento. (NR, 1:51) (AL, AS, MV) EWESTN March 10
8p; 11 4:06a; 22 8:12p; 23 3:04a; 31 2:38p, 11:54p
HOME BY SPRING (’18, Drama) When an
event planner gets an opportunity she can’t
refuse, she poses as her boss and returns to her
hometown. With the help of her family and the
man she left behind, she pulls off the event, but
she must determine if the heart belongs at home.
Poppy Drayton, Steven R. McQueen, Mary-Margaret
Humes (2:00) HALL March 31 9p
Home Run on the Keys (’37, Musical) Babe
Ruth joins some musicians to create a new song
and even conducts the orchestra. Babe Ruth, Zez
Confrey, Byron Gay 9 TCM March 29 8:45a
Homefront 55 (’13, Acción) Un ex agente de la
DEA regresa a la acción para salvar a su hija y a su
nueva ciudad de un sicópata que vende drogas.
Jason Statham, James Franco, Winona Ryder, Kate
Bosworth. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TELM March 3 9p
Hondo 555 (’53, Western) An Indian scout
attempts to escort a homesteader’s wife and
her son back to safety after her husband deserts
her during an Apache attack. When she refuses
to go, he stays on to help and, over time, forms
a strong bond with both her and her son. John
Wayne, Geraldine Page, Ward Bond, Michael Pate.
(PG, 1:24) (V) SUND March 18 5:45a
Honeymoon From Hell (’16, Horror) On her
honeymoon, a woman learns a girl who died of
a broken heart haunts the bed and breakfast
that she and her husband are staying in. When
a hurricane strands them at the house, she learns
the legends about the ghost are all too real. Lexi
Giovagnoli, Adam Hagenbuch, Catherine Hicks, Cam-
eron Richardson. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 13 6p
HOOK 555 (’91, Children’s) Aided by Tinker
Bell, a corporate lawyer turns into Peter Pan to
rescue his children from Captain Hook. Dustin
Hoffman, Robin Williams, Julia Roberts, Bob Hoskins.
(2:23) (MV) MPLEX March 16 4:45a, 1:08p; 26
10:07p; 27 7:35a, 5p, EFAMLY March 2 8p; 3 2:58a,
1:08p; 8 11:02a, 9:35p; 9 8:08a; 18 7:10a, 5:37p,
ECLASS March 12 7:19a, 7:48p; 21 10:53a; 31
6:39a, 4:19p
HOOP DREAMS 5555 (’94, Documentary)
Filmmakers chronicle more than four years in the
lives of two urban Chicago youths in pursuit of
pro basketball stardom. (2:55) (AL, AS) FLIX-W
March 7 1:35p; 8 12:30a; 16 8p; 21 4a; 22 7:30a
Hop 55 (’11, Children’s) Live action/animated.
Reluctant to take over his father’s job, the son
of the Easter Bunny runs away to Los Angeles,
where he tricks an unemployed slacker into
taking care of him. James Marsden, Voice of Russell
Brand, Kaley Cuoco, Voice of Hank Azaria. (PG, 1:35)
(AS) DISN March 4 4p, 7:25p; 29 8p
Hope Floats 56 (’98, Romance) After learning
about her husband’s infidelity, a woman returns
to her hometown and finds romance with a
handyman. Sandra Bullock, Harry Connick Jr., Gena
Rowlands, Mae Whitman. (3:00) (AS) CMT March
17 12:30p, 6:30p; 25 3p, 9p; 30 10:30p; 31 12:30p
HORRIBLE BOSSES 556 (’11, Comedy)
Three oppressed workers devise a complex and
seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of
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 their intolerable employers. Jason Bateman, Charlie
Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston. (2:30) (AL,
AS) PARMT March 8 10:30p, 12:30p, COM March
17 6:30p; 18 3p
HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 55 (’14, Comedy)
After a shady investor steals their new invention,
Nick, Dale and Kurt conspire to kidnap the man’s
adult son and ransom him to pay off their debts.
Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer
Aniston. (2:30) (AL, AS, SSC) PARMT March 9 9p,
12:30p, COM March 17 9p; 18 5:30p
The Horror of It All 55 (’64, Horror) Creepy
relatives greet a corny American at his British
girlfriend’s ancestral estate. Pat Boone, Erica
Rogers, Dennis Price, Andree Melly. 9 (NR, 1:15)
FXM March 2 3a
The Horse Soldiers 555 (’59, Action) A
pacifist doctor joins a Union colonel’s cavalry
raid in Confederate territory. John Wayne, William
Holden, Constance Towers, Judson Pratt. (NR, 1:59)
EWESTN March 9 3:42a; 16 8:12p; 17 3:32a; 24
10p; 25 7:12a
Hostile Border 556 (’15, Suspense)
Deported to Mexico, a young woman forms a
dangerous alliance with a smuggler to try and
return to the United States. Veronica Sixtos,
Roberto Urbina, Julio Cedillo, Jorge A. Jiménez.
(1:25) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) EPIX March 26 8:20a
The Hot Flashes 55 (’13, Comedy) A team of
middle-aged Texas women, all former high-school
basketball champions, challenges the current
team of state champions to a series of games
to raise money to prevent breast cancer. Brooke
Shields, Daryl Hannah, Virginia Madsen, Camryn
Manheim. (1:42) (AS) IPLEX March 8 12:11p; 17
4:38a
HOT ROD 55 (’07, Comedy) An accident-prone
daredevil plans an outrageous stunt to raise
money for lifesaving surgery for his abusive step-
father. Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Bill Hader,
Danny R. McBride. (1:58) (AL, AS, V) FREEFM March
7 9:02p; 25 12a
Hot Shots! 555 (’91, Comedy) A top-gun pilot
keeps up with his rival and re-creates Hollywood
love scenes with his girlfriend. Charlie Sheen, Cary
Elwes, Valeria Golino, Lloyd Bridges. (PG-13, 1:25)
(AL, AS) EACTN March 5 11:51p; 27 5:40p; 28
4:59a, EFAMLY March 16 9:51p
Hot Tub Time Machine 556 (’10, Comedy)
Following a night of drinking in a ski-resort hot
tub, four pals awake in 1986, getting a chance to
rewrite the past. John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig
Robinson, Clark Duke. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC) COM
March 16 8:30p
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 56 (’15, Comedy)
The magical hot tub sends Lou, Nick and Jacob to
the year 2025 to prevent an unknown assailant
from shooting Lou. Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson,
Clark Duke, Adam Scott. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V)
COM March 16 11p
Hotel Transylvania 2 556 (’15, Children’s)
Animated. Concerned that his half-human
grandson isn’t showing his vampire side,
Dracula and his friends put the boy through a
“monster-in-training” boot camp just as Drac’s
old-school father decides to pay a visit. Voices of
Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez, Kevin
James. (PG, 1:29) (AS) FXM March 17 4p; 18 2p
The Hound of the Baskervilles 555
(’00, Mystery) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
prowl the moors to save Sir Henry from his fam-
ily’s killer-dog curse. Matt Frewer, Kenneth Welsh,
Jason London, Gordon Masten. (TVPG, 1:33) MPLEX
March 21 1:52p; 22 8:29a; 26 3:29a, 6:54p; 30
10:21p; 31 6:56a
The House Bunny 55 (’08, Comedy) An
exiled Playboy bunny tries to help socially clueless
sorority sisters attract pledges and keep their
house by teaching them about makeup and men.
Anna Faris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone, Kat Dennings.
(2:00) (AL, AS, N) MTV March 3 1:30p; 4 1:30a
House of Bamboo 556 (’55, Crime Drama)
An Army agent infiltrates a sadistic ex-GI’s gang
in postwar Tokyo. Robert Ryan, Robert Stack,
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Shirley Yamaguchi, Cameron Mitchell. (NR, 1:42)
FXM March 21 6:40a; 22 4:10a
House of Darkness (’16, Suspense) When
Kelly and Brian move to a farmhouse in search
of a quiet life, they begin to hear strange voices
and experience violent urges. Sara E.R. Fletcher,
Gunner Wright, Mykayla Sohn, Brittany Falardeau.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 22 8a
House of 1000 Corpses 5 (’03, Horror)
Four travelers take refuge in the home of a clan
of demented killers. Written and directed by
musician Rob Zombie. Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri
Moon, Karen Black. (R, 1:28) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP
March 16 12:24a; 26 3:48a; 29 9p
The House Sitter (’15, Suspense) Desire
turns to obsession when an unstable housesit-
ter becomes dangerously attached to a family.
Kate Ashfield, Ashley Dulaney, Shelby Young, Sean
O’Bryan. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 6p; 28 6p
oHOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY
(’41, Drama) Five Oscars went to John
5555
Ford’s adaptation of Richard Llewellyn’s novel
chronicling the life of a Welsh mining family.
Walter Pidgeon, Maureen O’Hara, Roddy McDowall,
Donald Crisp. 9 (NR, 1:58) FXM March 3 4:45a;
4 1a; 15 6:20a; 16 1a
HOW THE WEST WAS WON 5556
(’62, Western) The history of 19th-century West-
ern expansion, as seen through the lives of three
generations of a pioneer family. Carroll Baker, Lee
J. Cobb, Henry Fonda, Carolyn Jones. (G, 2:45) SUND
March 17 12p; 18 7:45a
How to Be a Latin Lover 556 (’17,
Comedy) Forced to live with his sister after his
wife dumps him, a desperate man hatches a
scheme to seduce a widowed billionaire and
live the high life once again. Eugenio Derbez, Salma
Hayek, Rob Lowe, Kristen Bell. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN)
EPIX March 6 10:15p; 7 10:40a, 6p; 15 11:40p; 16
4:05p; 24 12:30a
How to Be a Player 5 (’97, Comedy) A
womanizer’s sister and girlfriend study him
for anthropology class, then try to reform him.
Bill Bellamy, Natalie Desselle, Lark Voorhies, Mari
Morrow. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, SSC) EBLACK March 11
1:35a, 3:14p; 16 7:22a, 6:24p; 27 1:29a, 4:28p
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 55 (’03,
Romance-Comedy) A columnist tries to make a
man dump her, but he bets his boss that she will
fall in love. Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey,
Adam Goldberg, Michael Michele. (2:30) (AS) AMC
March 15 5:30p; 16 10a
How to Sleep (’35, Comedy) A lecturer prom-
ises to teach viewers how to fall asleep. Narrated
by Robert Benchley. 9 (NR, :11) TCM March 31 5a
How to Steal a Million 55 (’66, Comedy)
A detective helps a French art forger’s daugh-
ter steal a fake “Venus.” Audrey Hepburn, Peter
O’Toole, Eli Wallach, Charles Boyer. (NR, 2:07) FXM
March 2 6:10a
HOW TO STUFF A WILD BIKINI 556
(’65, Comedy) A Navy man’s girlfriend has some
competition. Annette Funicello, Dwayne Hickman,
Brian Donlevy, Harvey Lembeck. (1:35) HDMOV
March 7 9:05a; 16 4a; 22 3:25a; 26 9:20a
How to Train Your Dragon 2 555 (’14,
Children’s) Animated. After discovering a secret
cave filled with wild dragons and their mysterious
benefactor, Hiccup and Toothless find themselves
at the center of a battle to protect the peace of
Berk. Voices of Jay Baruchel, Cate Blanchett, Gerard
Butler, Craig Ferguson. (PG, 1:42) (AS) FXM March
21 2:30p; 22 12p
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 5556
(’96, Children’s) Animated. Disney’s musical
version of the Victor Hugo classic centers on a
disfigured man who rings the bells of Notre Dame
Cathedral in 15th-century Paris. Voices of Tom
Hulce, Demi Moore, Tony Jay, Kevin Kline. (2:05)
FREEFM March 10 2:30p; 11 1:10p
The Hunger Games 555 (’12, Science
Fiction) A resourceful teen takes her younger
sister’s place in a brutal contest in which youths
from each of 12 districts fight to the death on
MOVIES
live television. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson,
Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson. (3:00) (AS, V)
TNT March 10 8p; 11 9a
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
555 (’13, Science Fiction) After their unprec-
edented victory in the 74th Hunger Games,
Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark embark on
a Victors Tour. Katniss senses rebellion is stirring,
but a cruel change in the upcoming 75th Hunger
Games may change Panem forever. Jennifer Law-
rence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody
Harrelson. (2:45) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 10 11p;
11 12p
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part
1 555 (’14, Science Fiction) After shattering
the games forever, Katniss finds herself in District
13, fighting to save Peeta and a nation moved by
her courage. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson,
Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson. (2:15) (AS, V)
TNT March 11 1:45a, 2:45p
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2
555 (’15, Science Fiction) Katniss faces mortal
traps, deadly enemies and moral choices when
she and her closest friends leave District 13 to
assassinate President Snow and liberate the cit-
izens of war-torn Panem. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh
Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson.
(2:20) (AS, V) EPIX March 25 10p; 26 12p
The Hunt for Red October 5556 (’90,
Suspense) Moscow, Washington and a CIA ana-
lyst track a renegade Soviet captain and his new
submarine. Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin, Scott Glenn,
Sam Neill. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) BBCA March 4 5p, 10p;
13 8p, 11p; 25 5p, 10p
The Hunter 55 (’80, Crime Drama) Modern
bounty hunter Ralph “Papa” Thorson hunts fugi-
tives for a bail bondsman. Steve McQueen, Eli
Wallach, Kathryn Harrold, LeVar Burton. (1:41) (AL,
V) RPLEX March 5 9:29a, 9:45p; 24 4:24a, 1:24p,
EACTN March 26 3:31a
The Hunters 556 (’58, War) Two U.S. jet pilots
go behind enemy lines in North Korea to rescue a
downed comrade. Robert Mitchum, Robert Wagner,
May Britt, Richard Egan. (NR, 1:48) (AS, V) FXM
March 12 1a, 10:10a
The Hunting Party 556 (’07, Drama)
A reporter, his former colleague and a rookie
search for Bosnia’s most-wanted war criminal.
Richard Gere, Terrence Howard, Jesse Eisenberg,
James Brolin. (2:25) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 8
3:35a; 16 1:30a
Hunting Season (’13, Suspense) After inher-
iting her grandmother’s house, a woman tries to
solve the mystery behind the death of her par-
ents. Lauren Lee Smith, David Sutcliffe, Max Martini,
Shawn Doyle. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 28 2p
THE HURRICANE 5556 (’99, Drama)
Aided by a Brooklyn teen and three Canadians,
boxer Rubin Carter fights to be exonerated
after long imprisonment for murders he did not
commit. Denzel Washington, Vicellous Reon Shan-
non, Deborah Kara Unger, Liev Schreiber. (3:30)
(AL, V) SUND March 24 2:30p; 25 7:15a, AMC
March 7 10:15a
The Hurt Locker 5556 (’08, War) Mem-
o bers of a bomb-disposal unit in Baghdad face
increasingly perilous situations as their tour-of-
duty winds down. Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie,
Brian Geraghty, Guy Pearce. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) OUTD
March 3 5p, 8p; 31 5p, 8p
The Husband She Met Online (’13, Sus-
pense) A woman meets a charming and wealthy
man who becomes obsessive and controlling.
Jason Gray-Stanford, Meredith Monroe, Tom Berry,
Barry Blake. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 6 8p; 7 12a
Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte 5556
(’65, Horror) Half-mad Charlotte lives in a Loui-
siana mansion with her greedy cousin and family
Cable I
doctor. Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland, Joseph
Cotten, Agnes Moorehead. 9 (NR, 2:13) (AS, V)
TCM March 9 7:15a
Hustle 555 (’75, Crime Drama) A Los Angeles
police detective loves a classy call girl and works
a sleazy suicide case. Burt Reynolds, Catherine
Deneuve, Ben Johnson, Paul Winfield. (R, 2:00) (AL,
AS, N, SSC, V) ECLASS March 16 4:57a, ESUSP
March 1 3:55a, 1:30p
I
I Am David 55 (’04, Adventure) In 1952 a
Bulgarian boy escapes from a Stalinist labor camp
and begins a dangerous trek to Denmark. Ben
Tibber, Joan Plowright, James Caviezel, Maria Bon-
nevie. (1:45) (AS, V) FLIX-W March 8 7:30a; 28 4a
I Am Legend 555 (’07, Science Fiction) After
a man-made plague transforms Earth’s popula-
tion into bloodthirsty vampires, a lone survivor
desperately searches for a cure. Will Smith, Alice
Braga, Dash Mihok, Charlie Tahan. (2:15) (AS, V)
TNT March 22 8p
I Am Sam 55 (’01, Drama) A man with the
mental capacity of a child hires a lawyer to
regain custody of his daughter. Sean Penn, Michelle
Pfeiffer, Dakota Fanning, Dianne Wiest. (2:15) (AL)
EFAMLY March 21 11:12p, IPLEX March 9 2:37a,
9:38a, 10:58p; 27 8:56a, 10:40p, MPLEX March 1
7:52a, 5p; 11 7p; 12 12:17a, 11:32a
I Am Wrath (’16, Action) A man sets out to get
his own justice after police are unable to catch
his wife’s killer. John Travolta, Amanda Schull,
Christopher Meloni, Rebecca De Mornay. (R, 1:32)
(AL, V) ENCR-W March 10 2:06a, EACTN March 2
8:31a, 7:20p; 22 10:55a, 11:51p
I Didn’t Kill My Sister (’16, Suspense) A
woman investigates the murder of her sister, a
popular anchorwoman who was going through
a nasty divorce. Nicholle Tom, Sharon Taylor, Chris
William Martin, Sarah Desjardins. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 22 2p
I Do, I Do, I Do (’15, Romance) An architect
relives her disastrous wedding day over and over
until she faces her fears and discovers what she
really wants in life. Shawn Roberts, Autumn Reeser,
Antonio Cupo, Ali Liebert. (2:00) HALL March 27 2p
I, Frankenstein 56 (’14, Fantasy) Still alive in
modern times, Frankenstein’s creature becomes
caught in the middle, as gargoyles and demons
wage war for the souls of mankind. Aaron Eckhart,
Bill Nighy, Miranda Otto, Jai Courtney. (1:58) (AS, V)
SYFY March 3 12:32p; 4 2a; 22 6p; 23 12p
I Got the Hook-Up 56 (’98, Comedy)
Gangsters, dissatisfied customers and the FBI
pursue two Los Angeles punks selling cellular
phones from their van. Master P, Anthony John-
son, Gretchen Palmer, Frantz Turner. (R, 1:33) (AL,
AS, MV, N) EBLACK March 13 8:26a; 14 4:50a; 17
8:14a; 29 3:58a, 12:45p
I Have Your Children (’15, Suspense) Detec-
tive Amber Cross, a crisis negotiator, has to ignore
her mounting personal problems when she is
called in to negotiate with a troubled young
genius after he hijacks a loaded school bus. Alaina
Huffman, Barry Flatman, Damin Runyan, Kyle Mac.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 19 6p
I Killed My BFF (’15, Docudrama) A friendship
between two young mothers results in murder
when one develops an attraction to the other’s
boyfriend. Katrina Bowden, Olivia Crocicchia, Chris
Zylka, Blake Michael. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 12 4p
I Know Where Lizzie Is (’16, Suspense) After
a 15-year-old is kidnapped, a psychic comes for-
ward and claims she can find the girl. At first the
parents are elated, but it soon becomes clear that
the psychic has her own agenda. Tracey Gold,
Nadia Bjorlin, Richard Ruccolo, Vanessa Evigan.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 6p
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I Live My Life 55 (’35, Romance-Comedy)
An heiress and a young archaeologist fall in
love during a chance meeting, but they find
that money poses a problem. Joan Crawford,
Brian Aherne, Frank Morgan, Aline MacMahon. 9
(NR, 1:32) TCM March 23 4:15a
I Love You, Man 555 (’09, Comedy) As
a bridegroom’s bond with his new best friend
grows, it threatens his relationship with his fian-
cee. Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Rashida Jones, Jaime
Pressly. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS March 10 2:30a, 8a
I Married a Witch 555 (’42, Fantasy) A
politician’s campaign for governor is complicated
by a seductive witch with romance and revenge
on her mind. Fredric March, Veronica Lake, Robert
Benchley, Susan Hayward. 9 (NR, 1:16) TCM
March 27 3:30p
I Married an Angel 55 (’42, Musical) A
Budapest banker dreams of marrying an angel,
after meeting her earthly double. Jeanette Mac-
Donald, Nelson Eddy, Edward Everett Horton, Binnie
Barnes. 9 (NR, 1:24) TCM March 8 1:45a
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK
AND LARRY 56 (’07, Comedy) When
bureaucratic red tape prevents him from naming
his children as life insurance beneficiaries, a fire-
fighter asks his buddy to pose as his domestic
partner. Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel,
Dan Aykroyd. (2:30) (AL, AS, N) PARMT March 9
1a; 20 12:30p, 11p
I, Robot 556 (’04, Science Fiction) In 2035
a Chicago homicide detective tracks a sophis-
ticated robot accused of murdering a visionary
scientist. Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Bruce
Greenwood, James Cromwell. (2:30) (AS, BN, V)
PARMT March 15 12:30p, 10:30p
I Want to Live! 5556 (’58, Biography)
Convicted of murder, drug-addicted shill and
prostitute Barbara Graham lands on death row.
Susan Hayward, Simon Oakland, Virginia Vincent,
Theodore Bikel. 9 (NR, 2:00) TCM March 25 8:45a
Ice Age: Continental Drift 55 (’12, Chil-
dren’s) Animated. Scrat’s pursuit of an infernal
acorn has world-changing consequences for
Manny, Diego and Sid. Voices of Ray Romano,
John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Josh Peck. (PG, 1:27)
(AS) FXM March 9 3p; 10 12p
Ice Age: The Meltdown 55 (’06, Chil-
dren’s) Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite
to warn their friends about the danger to their
homes posed by swiftly melting ice. Voices of
Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Queen
Latifah. (1:32) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 3 5:21a,
11:35a, 7p; 16 11:49a, 6:28p; 17 8:42a
The Ice Cream Girls Jodhi May and Lorraine
Burroughs star in an adaptation of Dorothy
Koomson’s best-selling novel. (1:00) OVATN March
28 10a, 11a, 12p
An Ideal Husband 556 (’48, Come-
dy-Drama) Mrs. Cheveley blackmails Sir Robert
with his Suez Canal indiscretion. Paulette Goddard,
Michael Wilding, Hugh Williams, Diana Wynyard.
(NR, 1:36) TCM March 20 4:30a
Idiocracy 556 (’06, Comedy) Selected for a
human hibernation project, an average soldier
awakens 500 years in the future, where society is
so dumbed-down that he is the smartest person
alive. Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard,
Terry Crews. (R, 1:24) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March
9 7:40a, 5:45p; 20 11:19a, 7:33p; 21 5:18a; 29
4:31a, EBLACK March 3 10a; 15 10:39a; 25 1:12a,
ECLASS March 7 9:04a
If Looks Could Kill (’16, Suspense) When
Jessica starts an affair with an impressionable
young man in the police force, rookie cop Faith
must build a case against her before Jessica puts
a deadly plan in place. Gary Sievers, Stefanie Estes,
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MOVIES
Mark Adam Goff, Summer Spiro. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 12 6a; 17 12p
If There Be Thorns (’15, Suspense) Christo-
pher and Cathy live together with Cathy’s two
sons, who have no idea of the true nature of their
parent’s relationship. When a woman moves in
next door, Christopher learns it is Corrine, and
long-hidden secrets are revealed. Heather Graham,
Rachael Carpani, Jason Lewis, Mason Cook. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 11 12p
If You Build It 555 (’13, Documentary)
Designer Emily Pilloton and architect Matt Miller
go to a struggling community in North Carolina
to teach high-school students about their craft.
(1:27) EFAMLY March 21 12:49a
I’ll Cry Tomorrow 555 (’55, Biography)
1930s singer/actress Lillian Roth hits bottom after
bad marriages, then joins Alcoholics Anonymous.
Susan Hayward, Richard Conte, Eddie Albert, Jo Van
Fleet. 9 (NR, 1:57) TCM March 8 12:30p
The Illusionist 555 (’06, Mystery) Master
magician Eisenheim vies with the heir to the
Austro-Hungarian Empire to win back the woman
he loved as a child, as she is about to become
betrothed to the prince. Edward Norton, Paul
Giamatti, Jessica Biel, Rufus Sewell. (1:50) (AS, V)
FLIX-W March 3 12:10p; 8 9:30p; 11 8:30a, 6p; 14
4p; 17 8:35a; 20 10a; 26 12:15a; 30 8p
Imagine That 55 (’09, Children’s) Consumed
by career woes and personal crises, a financial
executive finds the answers to all his problems
within his daughter’s imaginary world. Eddie
Murphy, Thomas Haden Church, Yara Shahidi, Nicole
Ari Parker. (1:50) (AL, AS) EPIX March 7 5:25a
Immortals 55 (’11, Adventure) A Greek
stonemason named Theseus revolts against a
bloodthirsty king who wants to throw the gods
out of Olympus and become master of the
world. Henry Cavill, Stephen Dorff, Isabel Lucas,
Freida Pinto. (2:30) (AS, GV) SYFY March 7 2a,
3:36p; 24 10a
Imperium 555 (’16, Suspense) An idealistic
FBI agent goes under cover to infiltrate a white
supremacist group that’s plotting an act of terror.
Daniel Radcliffe, Toni Collette, Tracy Letts, Sam Tram-
mell. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 17 1:05a,
ESUSP March 12 5a, 4:57p
IMPOSTOR 55 (’01, Science Fiction) In the
year 2079 a federal agent relentlessly pursues a
weapons designer suspected of being a deadly
clone. Gary Sinise, Madeleine Stowe, Vincent D’Onof-
rio, Tony Shalhoub. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) MPLEX March
4 8:24a, 12:04a, 8:13p; 9 1:32p, 9:57p; 19 12:53a,
5p, EBLACK March 13 3:48p; 14 12:40a; 31 10:38a
In a World ... 555 (’13, Comedy) A vocal
coach competes with her own father and his main
rival for a prestigious gig doing the voice-over on
a trailer for a big-budget movie. Lake Bell, Fred
Melamed, Demetri Martin, Michaela Watkins. (1:35)
(AL, AS) EPIX March 20 12:15p
In Bruges 555 (’08, Comedy-Drama) Two hit
men have strange and life-changing experiences
while hiding out in the medieval city. Colin Far-
rell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes, Ciarán Hinds.
(R, 1:47) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 15 6:03a,
11:50p; 19 7:41a
In Like Flint 555 (’67, Action) Superspy Derek
Flint saves the world from a cold-cream tycoon
and her army of aloof women. James Coburn, Lee
J. Cobb, Jean Hale, Andrew Duggan. (1:58) (AS, V)
RPLEX March 3 1:30a; 16 2:59a, 4:10p
In the Dark (’13, Suspense) Left blind by an
accident, a woman must fight for her life against
a caretaker who terrorizes her. Elizabeth Rohm,
Sam Page, Shannon Elizabeth, Elizabeth Peña. (2:00)
(AS, V) LIFEMOV March 28 12p
IN THE HEART OF THE SEA 556
(’15, Adventure) In 1820, crewmen from the
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
New England vessel Essex face a harrowing
battle for survival after a whale of mammoth
size and strength attacks with force, crippling
their ship and leaving them adrift in the ocean.
Chris Hemsworth, Benjamin Walker, Cillian Murphy,
Brendan Gleeson. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 23
8p; 24 3:30p
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT 5555
o(’67, Crime Drama) A black Philadelphia detec-
tive helps a white Mississippi sheriff solve a
murder. Sidney Poitier, Rod Steiger, Warren Oates,
Quentin Dean. (1:52) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 1
12a, 12:42p; 7 2:17p; 11 4:03a, 8p; 28 2:31p,
9:52p, EBLACK March 17 4:43p, 11:39p; 22 12:51p;
23 2:51a
In the Line of Fire 555 (’93, Suspense) An
assassin toys with a White House Secret Service
agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963
Dallas. Clint Eastwood, John Malkovich, Rene Russo,
Dylan McDermott. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March
5 7:40p; 14 11:30a; 17 6p, 9:45p; 23 1:45p; 24
8a; 29 6p, 10:50p
In the Spider’s Web 56 (’07, Horror) In
India, backpackers encounter a sinister scientist
who lives with villagers who worship deadly
arachnids. Lance Henriksen, Jane Perry, Mike
Rogers, Michael Smiley. (NR, 1:24) ESUSP March
12 3:29a; 30 3:45a
In This Our Life 555 (’42, Drama) A
wretched woman runs off with her sister’s hus-
band, for starters. Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland,
George Brent, Dennis Morgan. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM
March 15 1:30p
In Time 556 (’11, Science Fiction) Accused
of murder, a man must figure out how to bring
down a system where time is money, enabling the
wealthy to live forever, while the poor must beg
for each minute of life. Justin Timberlake, Amanda
Seyfried, Cillian Murphy, Vincent Kartheiser. (PG-13,
1:49) (AL, AS, BN, V) IFC-E March 21 2:30p, 11p;
29 2:30p; 30 3:15a
Inception 5556 (’10, Science Fiction) A
thief who enters people’s dreams and steals
their secrets gets a shot at redemption when he
is given the dangerous task of planting an idea
in someone’s subconscious. Leonardo DiCaprio,
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy. (PG-
13, 2:28) (AS, V) SUND March 20 9:45a; 30 12p,
AMC March 27 11a
THE INCREDIBLE HULK 555 (’08,
Action) As Bruce Banner seeks to rid himself of
The Hulk forever, a powerful enemy known as
The Abomination arises to wreak havoc on the
human race. Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth,
William Hurt. (2:40) (AS, V) FREEFM March 24
9:20p; 25 1:20p
The Incredible Shrinking Man 555
(’57, Science Fiction) Exposure to a mysterious
fog causes a man to shrink, making the world
around him extremely hazardous. Grant Williams,
Randy Stuart, April Kent, Paul Langton. 9 (NR,
1:21) TCM March 26 5p
The Incredibles 5556 (’04, Children’s)
Animated. Now fighting boredom in suburbia,
a former superhero and his family get a chance
to save the world. Voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly
Hunter, Samuel L. Jackson, Jason Lee. (PG, 1:55)
(AS, V) DISN March 24 5p; 25 2:25p
Indecent Proposal 556 (’93, Drama) A Las
Vegas mystery man offers a desperate couple $1
million for a night with the wife. Robert Redford,
Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson, Oliver Platt. (R, 1:57)
(AL, AS) ENCR-W March 5 12:34a, 9:10a, 9p; 15
10:41p; 16 5:18p
Independence Day 555 (’96, Science Fic-
tion) A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others
fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap
Earth’s major cities. Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff
Goldblum, Mary McDonnell. (3:00) (AS, V) AMC
March 19 7p; 20 2:30p
The Indian Fighter 555 (’55, Western) A
frontier scout leads a wagon train to Oregon,
woos a Dakota woman and exposes a trouble-
maker. Kirk Douglas, Elsa Martinelli, Walter Matthau,
Diana Douglas. (1:35) HDMOV March 6 5:05a; 17
1:30a; 19 5:05a; 25 8:55a
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the
Crystal Skull 556 (’08, Adventure) Indy
and a young adventurer must ferret out a pow-
erful artifact and keep it out of the hands of a
deadly Soviet agent. Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett,
Shia La Beouf, Karen Allen. (2:05) (AS, V) EPIX March
24 11:50a, 8p; 25 4:10a; 30 2:10a
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
5556 (’89, Adventure) Archaeologist Jones
rescues his kidnapped father, and the two race
the Nazis to find the Holy Grail. Harrison Ford,
Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott, Alison Doody. (2:10)
(AS, V) EPIX March 18 11:35a; 24 9:40a, 5:50p;
25 2a; 30 12a
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
555 (’84, Adventure) In 1935 archaeologist
Jones, a lounge singer and a Chinese orphan
search for mystical stones stolen from an Indian
tribe. Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw, Ke Huy Quan,
Amrish Puri. (2:00) (AS, V) EPIX March 11 4a,
11:40a; 24 7:35a, 3:50p; 25 12a; 29 10p
Indiscretion (’16, Drama) An obsessed lover
infiltrates every part of a married woman’s life.
Mira Sorvino, Cary Elwes, Christopher Backus,
Katherine McNamara. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 6p
Inescapable 56 (’12, Suspense) Adib Abdel
Kareem desperately searches for his daughter in
the chaotic Middle East. Alexander Siddig, Joshua
Jackson, Marisa Tomei, Oded Fehr. (R, 1:33) (AL, V)
IFC-E March 6 6a; 7 1a; 14 3a, 10a
The Inherited (’16, Horror) Eve has married the
man of her dreams, but when they return to live
in the house he inherited from his first wife, Eve
falls into a spiral of suspicion and madness. Jenn
Liu, Annabella Sciorra, Tammy Blanchard, Nathan
Darrow. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 18 8a
Inside Buckingham Palace The secrets of
Buckingham Palace during are explored. (TVPG,
1:00) (Part 1 of 3) SMITH March 3 5p; 8 3p; 12 5a
Inside Buckingham Palace The shocking
history of Buckingham Palace. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part
2 of 3) SMITH March 3 4p; 8 2p; 12 4a
Inside Dior Go behind the scenes of the House
of Dior founded by French fashion designer Chris-
tian Dior in 1947. (1:00) OVATN March 30 4a, 5a
Inside Dior A look at the opulent party at the
reopening of Christian Dior’s restored summer
mansion in France. (1:00) (Part 1 of 2) OVATN
March 14 7p
Inside Dior Dior’s creative director puts her
stamp on the brand and prepares collection for
Paris fashion week. (1:00) (Part 2 of 2) OVATN
March 14 8p
Inside Man 555 (’06, Suspense) An enigmatic
woman threatens to push past the breaking point
a volatile game between a bank robber and a
detective. Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie
Foster, Willem Dafoe. (2:10) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W
March 3 10a, 5:45p; 7 9:45a, 8p; 12 1:30a; 17
2:30p; 20 5:45p; 25 10p; 31 7:45a, 3:30p
Inside Windsor Castle A look at recent
events in the castle, from the fire in 1992 to the
Queen’s 90th birthday in 2016. (:45) SMITH March
3 9:15p; 4 12:15a; 14 4:15p; 16 1p; 19 2a; 27 2:15p
Inside Windsor Castle Windsor was the safe
haven that kept Princess Elizabeth and her sister
Margaret safe during the war, and it is where
Elizabeth fell in love with Prince Philip. (1:00)
SMITH March 3 2p; 16 2p; 19 3a
Inside Windsor Castle As the family made
Windsor their home, Philip grew restless; Eliza-
beth assigned him as ranger. (1:00) SMITH March
3 3p; 16 3p; 19 4a
Inside Windsor Castle Three of the Queen’s
four children are divorced and her beloved home
had gone up in flames. (1:00) SMITH March 16
4p; 19 5a
Insidious 555 (’10, Horror) Parents take dras-
tic measures when it seems their new home is
haunted and their comatose son is possessed by
a malevolent entity. Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, Lin
PT-DIG
 Shaye, Ty Simpkins. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) AMC March
10 10:30p; 11 11:05a; 19 1:30p; 20 9:30a
Insidious: Chapter 2 55 (’13, Horror) The
Lamberts believe that they have defeated the
spirits that haunted their family, but they soon
discover that evil is not beaten so easily. Patrick
Wilson, Rose Byrne, Barbara Hershey, Lin Shaye.
(2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 11 1a, 1:35p; 20 5:30p;
21 11a
Insidious: Chapter 3 556 (’15, Horror)
Psychic Elise Rainier reluctantly agrees to use
her ability to converse with the dead to help a
teenage girl who is being tormented by a danger-
ous supernatural entity. Dermot Mulroney, Stefanie
Scott, Angus Sampson, Leigh Whannell. (2:00) (AL,
AS, V) AMC March 4 3:08p
Insurgent 556 (’15, Science Fiction) Fugitives
Tris and Four search for allies and answers among
the ruins of Chicago while arduously trying to
evade Jeanine, leader of the Erudites. Shailene
Woodley, Theo James, Octavia Spencer, Jai Courtney.
(2:15) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 3 3:45p; 14 8p
THE INTERN 556 (’15, Comedy) Dissatisfied
with retirement, a 70-year-old widower becomes
an intern at an online fashion site and develops a
special bond with his young boss. Robert De Niro,
Anne Hathaway, Rene Russo, Anders Holm. (2:30)
(AL, AS) TBS March 3 11:30a; 25 4p
The Internship 556 (’13, Comedy) Two old-
school, unemployed salesmen finagle internships
at Google, then must compete with younger,
smarter candidates for prime positions. Vince
Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Rose Byrne, Max Minghella.
(2:30) (AL, AS) FX March 3 12:30p; 4 9:30a
The Interpreter 555 (’05, Suspense) A Secret
Service agent is suspicious of a U.N. translator
who overheard a plot to assassinate an African
leader. Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener,
Jesper Christensen. (2:10) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March
31 9:35p
Intersection 556 (’94, Drama) An architect
on the brink of a car accident recalls troubles
with his wife and his mistress in Vancouver, Brit-
ish Columbia. Richard Gere, Sharon Stone, Lolita
Davidovich, Martin Landau. (1:40) (AL, AS) EPIX
March 5 1:35a; 28 1a, 1:25p
Interstellar 555 (’14, Science Fiction) As
mankind’s time on Earth comes to an end, a
group of explorers begins the most important
mission in human history: traveling beyond the
galaxy to discover if there is a future for man
among the stars. Matthew McConaughey, Anne
Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Michael Caine. (4:00)
(AL, AS) FXX March 3 8:30a; 4 4:30a
The Interview 55 (’14, Comedy) When a
tabloid-TV host and producer land an interview
with Kim Jong Un, the CIA recruits the pair to
assassinate the North Korean dictator instead.
James Franco, Seth Rogen, Lizzy Caplan, Randall
Park. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) TBS March 10 12a;
11 10p
Into Dangerous Territory (’15, Suspense)
Members of a drug ring and a bloodthirsty bear
pursue a man and a woman through the Alas-
kan wilderness. K.C. Clyde, Victoria Pratt, Vanessa
Vander Pluym, Gildart Jackson. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 3 10a
Into the Night 556 (’85, Suspense) An
insomniac aerospace engineer and a flaky beauty
flee with emeralds sought by foreign hit men.
Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Pfeiffer, Richard Farnsworth,
Irene Papas. (R, 1:55) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March
30 3:40a
Into the Woods 555 (’14, Musical) A baker
and his wife venture into a magical forest to find
the ingredients that will reverse their curse of
childlessness and restore the beauty of the ugly
witch who placed it on them. Meryl Streep, Emily
Blunt, James Corden, Anna Kendrick. (3:05) (AS)
FREEFM March 4 9:40a; 10 7a
Intruders (’15, Suspense) Anna suffers from a
severe case of agoraphobia and cannot escape
from her house when three people break in. The
intruders think they will get away easily, until
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Anna’s other psychosis’ break free. Beth Riesgraf,
Martin Starr, Jack Kesy, Rory Culkin. (R, 1:30) (AL,
AS, V) ESUSP March 8 10:34p; 30 5:16a
Invasion of Astro-Monster 56 (’65, Sci-
ence Fiction) An astronaut goes to Planet X to
fetch Rodan and Godzilla, lent to aliens suppos-
edly in distress. Nick Adams, Akira Takarada, Akira
Kubo, Kumi Mizuno. (G, 1:32) EACTN March 13
8:53a, RPLEX March 16 6:29a; 21 4:54p
Invasion of the Body Snatchers 555
(’78, Science Fiction) San Francisco health inspec-
tors find alien pods are taking over people as
they sleep. Donald Sutherland, Brooke Adams,
Leonard Nimoy, Veronica Cartwright. (1:58) (AL,
BN, V) MPLEX March 6 12:12a, 5p; 15 11:41p; 27
9:09p, ECLASS March 14 6:19a; 19 7:50p; 22 4:27a
The Invisible Man Returns 555 (’40,
Science Fiction) A man framed for murder uses
a serum to become invisible, then escapes to
find the killer. Cedric Hardwicke, Vincent Price, Nan
Grey, John Sutton. 9 (1:24) RPLEX March 5 4:20p,
11:25p; 20 4:48a
The Invisible Woman 555 (’13, Drama)
Nelly Wharton Robinson recalls a fateful time
from her past when, as a young actress, she met
author Charles Dickens and secretly became his
mistress and muse. Ralph Fiennes, Felicity Jones,
Kristin Scott Thomas, Tom Hollander. (1:54) (AS)
IPLEX March 22 9p; 23 4:52a; 28 9:42a, 11:13p
Invitation to a Gunfighter 555 (’64,
Western) A town boss hires a gunslinger to kill
an outcast, then hires the outcast to kill the gun-
slinger. Yul Brynner, George Segal, Janice Rule, Pat
Hingle. (NR, 1:32) EWESTN March 5 8:11p; 6 2:19a;
10 11:18a, 11:41p; 11 6:52a; 14 10p; 15 6:02a
I.Q. 555 (’94, Romance-Comedy) Albert Ein-
stein plays matchmaker for his egghead niece
and an unschooled auto mechanic. Tim Robbins,
Meg Ryan, Walter Matthau, Lou Jacobi. (1:37) (AL,
AS) EFAMLY March 5 8p; 6 4:40p; 30 7:14a, 11:08p,
MPLEX March 10 5p; 11 1:23a, 1:19p
Ireland: The Emerald Isle (’34, Documen-
tary) Filmmakers explore Ireland’s farms, villages
and castles. Narrated by James A. FitzPatrick. TCM
March 17 5a
Iron Eagle 55 (’86, Action) A retired fighter
pilot helps an Air Force brat free his father with
two borrowed F-16s. Louis Gossett Jr., Jason Ged-
rick, David Suchet, Tim Thomerson. (PG-13, 1:59)
(AL, V) SUND March 11 4a, 6:45a; 28 3a, 7:30a
Iron Man 555 (’08, Action) A wealthy indus-
trialist builds an armored suit and uses it to
defeat criminals and terrorists. Robert Downey
Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges.
(2:10) (AS, V) EPIX March 4 12:05a, 7:40a, 3:50p
Iron Man 2 556 (’10, Action) With the world
now aware that he is Iron Man, billionaire inven-
tor Tony Stark must forge new alliances and
confront a powerful new enemy. Robert Downey
Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johans-
son. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 1 4:30p; 10 9p;
11 5:30p
The Iron Mistress 556 (’52, Biography)
Frontiersman Jim Bowie fights in New Orleans
with his signature knife, forged from a chunk of
meteorite. Alan Ladd, Virginia Mayo, Joseph Calleia,
Phyllis Kirk. (NR, 1:50) TCM March 16 3:30a
The Island 55 (’80, Adventure) A British
journalist and his son are seized by pirates who
have been inbreeding for 300 years. Michael Caine,
David Warner, Angela Punch McGregor, Frank Middle-
mass. (R, 1:54) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 19 3:28a
Island in the Sun 556 (’57, Drama) A
planter runs for office against a labor leader in
the British West Indies. Harry Belafonte, James
Mason, Joan Fontaine, Dorothy Dandridge. (NR,
2:03) FXM March 3 10a; 4 6:15a; 15 10a; 16 7:35a
Isle of the Dead (’16, Action) Strangers trapped
on a secluded island struggle to survive against
hordes of the dead. Joey Lawrence, Maryse Ouellet
Mizanin, D.C. Douglas, Sydney Viengluang. (2:00)
SYFY March 28 4a
The Italian Job 556 (’69, Action) A Brit-
ish crook robs gold ingots in Italy by having a
MOVIES
computer expert cause a traffic jam. Michael Caine,
Noel Coward, Benny Hill, Maggie Blye. (1:42) MPLEX
March 26 5:02a
THE ITALIAN JOB 555 (’03, Crime Drama)
A master thief and his crew plan to steal back
a fortune in gold bullion after they lose it to a
double-crossing gang member. Mark Wahlberg,
Charlize Theron, Edward Norton, Seth Green. (2:40)
(AL, V) FREEFM March 3 5:25p; 4 3:25p; 24 4p; 25
10:40a; 28 5:30p
It’s Kind of a Funny Story 555 (’10,
Comedy-Drama) A depressed teenager checks
himself into a psychiatric facility and winds up
in the adult ward, where a fellow patient takes
him under his wing. Keir Gilchrist, Zach Galifianakis,
Emma Roberts, Viola Davis. (PG-13, 1:40) (AL, AS)
IFC-E March 12 3a; 13 8:45a
Ivanhoe 5556 (’52, Adventure) Back from
a Crusade, the knight hero of Sir Walter Scott’s
novel fights for courtly love and Saxon honor.
Robert Taylor, Elizabeth Taylor, Joan Fontaine, George
Sanders. (NR, 1:46) TCM March 3 6:30a; 14 11:45p
J 1:44) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 25 2:30p, 9:30p;
JACK AND JILL 5 (’11, Comedy) The life
of a successful, happy ad executive descends
into chaos when his needy, passive-aggressive
twin sister (also Sandler) makes her annual
Thanksgiving visit. Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes,
Al Pacino, Allen Covert. (2:05) (AL, AS, V) CMT March
23 10:30p; 24 12:30p, COM March 4 12:05a; 31
5p, 9p, PARMT March 21 1:30a, 1p
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back 55 (’16,
Action) Investigator Jack Reacher goes on the lam
to uncover the truth behind a major government
conspiracy that involves the death of U.S. soldiers.
Tom Cruise, Cobie Smulders, Aldis Hodge, Danika
Yarosh. (2:05) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 3 10p; 4
9:50a, 6p; 25 6:45a, 2:05p, 8p
Jacob 556 (’94, Historical Drama) The biblical
son of Isaac plots with his mother to cheat his
brother Esau out of his birthright. Matthew Modine,
Lara Flynn Boyle, Irene Papas, Sean Bean. (TVPG,
1:30) TBN March 17 9:30p
Jailhouse Rock 556 (’57, Musical) An
inmate learns guitar from his cellmate, then gets
an agent and turns rock ’n’ roll star. Elvis Presley,
Judy Tyler, Mickey Shaughnessy, Vaughn Taylor. 9
(NR, 1:36) TCM March 11 3p
Jakob the Liar 55 (’99, Comedy-Drama) A
Jew gives hope to others in a Polish ghetto by
saying he has a radio which gives reports of Rus-
sian victories over the Nazis. Robin Williams, Alan
Arkin, Bob Balaban, Hannah Taylor-Gordon. (2:03)
(V) MPLEX March 5 3:40a, 10:46a, 6:49p; 11 6a,
2:57p; 23 12:59p; 24 8:04a
Java Heat 56 (’13, Action) Following a terror-
ist attack in Indonesia, a hot-headed American
joins forces with a Muslim detective to find the
mastermind behind the attack. Kellan Lutz, Mickey
Rourke, Ario Bayu, Tio Pakusodewo. (R, 1:44) (AL,
AS, V) IFC-E March 6 3:45a
JAWS 5555 (’75, Suspense) A New England
police chief, a shark hunter and a scientist have a
showdown with a huge white shark. Roy Scheider,
Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, Lorraine Gary. (3:00)
(AL, AS, V) AMC March 2 7p; 3 4p
Jaws 2 556 (’78, Suspense) Amity’s citizens
and police chief dread another tourist season
with a huge white shark near the beach. Roy
Scheider, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton, Joseph
Mascolo. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 2 10p; 3
7p; 26 4p; 27 1a
Jaws 3 56 (’83, Suspense) An engineer and a
marine biologist face a mother white shark at a
Florida sea park. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong,
Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr. (2:15) (AL,
AS, V) AMC March 3 9:30p; 4 12:53p; 5 10:15a
Cable J
Jaws the Revenge 5 (’87, Suspense) A huge
white shark harasses a New England widow and
her marine-biologist son in the Bahamas. Lorraine
Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Karen Young.
(2:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 3 11:45p; 4 10:53a
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 55 (’01,
Comedy) Two slackers venture to Hollywood to
sabotage the production of a new movie based
on their alter egos. Ben Affleck, Jeff Anderson,
Diedrich Bader, Eliza Dushku. (R, 1:44) (AL, AS)
ENCR-W March 13 7:13p
JEEPERS CREEPERS 556 (’01, Horror)
A cloaked figure terrorizes two siblings after they
discover mutilated bodies in a country drainpipe.
Gina Philips, Justin Long, Jonathan Breck, Patricia
Belcher. (R, 1:29) (AL, AS, BN, GV) ENCR-W March
14 7:26p; 15 10:23a, 5:35p; 23 10:30p; 24 5:25a,
3:02p, ESUSP March 3 10:40p; 18 2:13a, 9p
Jeepers Creepers 2 55 (’03, Horror) A
winged creature terrorizes basketball players,
coaches and cheerleaders who have become
stranded on a highway. Ray Wise, Jonathan
Breck, Garikayi Mutambirwa, Eric Nenninger. (R,
27 6:15a, 10:30a
Jem and the Holograms 56 (’15, Musical)
With help from the son of the CEO of Starlight
Music, the young members of the band Jem and
the Holograms find their own voice while taking
the world by storm. Aubrey Peeples, Stefanie Scott,
Aurora Perrineau, Hayley Kiyoko. (2:35) (AL, AS)
FREEFM March 11 7:30a
Jeremiah (’98, Historical Drama) God calls upon
the prophet to preach the return of justice and
faith to those who have lost their way and turned
to false idols. Patrick Dempsey, Oliver Reed, Klaus
Maria Brandauer, Leonor Varela. (TVPG, 1:30) TBN
March 24 9:30p
Jeremiah Johnson 555 (’72, Adventure) An
1830s loner leaves civilization for the Rockies and
learns from a hermit how to be a mountain man.
Robert Redford, Will Geer, Stefan Gierasch, Allyn Ann
McLerie. (2:30) (AL, V) OUTD March 2 5p, 7:30p
Jericho 55 (’01, Western) A charismatic
preacher rescues a mysterious gunman who tries
to find the answers to his lost identity. Mark Valley,
Leon Coffee, R. Lee Ermey, Lisa Stewart. (1:44) (AS,
V) MPLEX March 1 10:07a, 9:22p; 15 5:03a; 19
8:17a; 23 4:42a
Jerry Maguire 5556 (’96, Romance-Com-
edy) A Los Angeles sports agent finds love with
a pretty accountant after an attack of conscience
costs him his job and fiancee. Tom Cruise, Cuba
Gooding Jr., Renee Zellweger, Kelly Preston. (R,
2:18) (AL, AS, N) EBLACK March 2 8:36a, 3:45p;
21 12:42a, 9:54a, 5:39p; 25 8:38a, 7:39p
Jessabelle 55 (’14, Horror) A young woman
returns to her childhood home to recuperate from
a car accident and encounters a long-tormented
spirit that refuses to let her escape. Sarah Snook,
Mark Webber, Joelle Carter, David Andrews. (1:33)
(AS, V) IPLEX March 6 3:58a, MPLEX March 15
10:08p; 20 9:58p
JESSE JAMES 5555 (’39, Western) Henry
King directed this account of the lives and crimes
of the notorious outlaw and his brother, Frank.
Tyrone Power, Henry Fonda, Nancy Kelly, Randolph
Scott. (GP, 1:45) (AS, MV) EWESTN March 4 7:48a,
1:46p; 10 4:23p; 11 1:18a; 31 11:06a
Jesus 55 (’79, Historical Drama) Jesus, Mary
and Joseph are portrayed in this life of Christ
according to the Gospel of St. Luke. Brian Deacon,
Rivka Neuman, Yossef Shiloah, Niko Nitai. (3:00)
TBN March 25 9p
Jesus Christ Superstar 555 (’73, Musical)
Jesus, Judas and Mary Magdalene cross paths
in a rock opera by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd
Webber. Ted Neeley, Carl Anderson, Yvonne Elliman,
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Barry Dennen. (G, 1:47) EBLACK March 1 12:37a;
12 4:35a, RPLEX March 30 1:49a, 6:11p
JET LI’S FEARLESS 555 (’06, Action)
After spending time in a remote village to atone
for his past, a martial artist gets caught in a duel
to defend China’s honor against his country’s
enemies. Jet Li, Betty Sun, Dong Yong, Nakamura
Shido. (PG-13, 1:43) (AS, V) ECLASS March 10
1:40a, 3:56p; 23 3:21a, 11p
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 556
(’01, Children’s) Animated. A smart child and
his mechanical dog blast into outer space after
aliens kidnap adults from his hometown. Voices
of Megan Cavanagh, Mark DeCarlo, Debi Derryberry,
Jeff Garcia. (1:30) FLIX-W March 8 6a; 12 5:30a;
16 8:45a; 20 4:45a; 24 7a; 31 5:45a
Jingle All the Way 55 (’96, Children’s) A
crazed postman, a tough policeman and a shady
Santa impede a workaholic seeking a coveted
toy for his son. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad,
Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson. (1:31) (AL, MV) EFAMLY
March 4 9:03a, 6:29p; 5 6:42a; 15 6:56a, 1:29p;
30 10:08a, 9:37p
Joe and Max 556 (’02, Docudrama) Joe Louis
fights German boxer Max Schmeling and forms a
friendship with him outside the ring. Leonard Rob-
erts, Til Schweiger, David Paymer, Richard Roundtree.
(PG-13, 1:54) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 7 4:25a;
15 6:52a; 23 4:43a
Joe Dakota 556 (’57, Western) A strang-
er’s questions about a hanged Indian make him
unwelcome in a California oil town. Jock Mahoney,
Luana Patten, Charles McGraw, Barbara Lawrence.
(NR, 1:19) EWESTN March 4 5a, 12:26p; 9 7:06a
Joe Dirt 5 (’01, Comedy) A goofy janitor tells
a radio talk-show host about his search for the
parents who abandoned him. David Spade, Dennis
Miller, Brittany Daniel, Kid Rock. (2:00) (AL, AS) CMT
March 7 7:30p; 8 12a; 12 9p, 11p; 27 7:30p; 28 12a
Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser (’15, Comedy)
Joe Dirt returns with a mop in his hand and
a mullet on his noggin. The white-trash hero
embarks on a journey through the American
heartland and time itself as he finds himself
caught in the past. David Spade, Brittany Daniel,
Christopher Walken, Patrick Warburton. (2:30) (AS)
CMT March 7 9:30p; 19 9p, 11:30p; 27 9:30p
The Joe Louis Story 555 (’53, Biography)
A sportswriter recalls the boxer’s career as world
heavyweight champion. Coley Wallace, Paul Stew-
art, Hilda Simms, James Edwards. 9 (1:31) RPLEX
March 5 6:26a; 27 3:22a
JOHN CARPENTER’S ESCAPE FROM
L.A. 55 (’96, Action) The fascist U.S. president
enlists a jailed war hero to retrieve a top-se-
cret device stolen by his daughter on island Los
Angeles in 2013. Kurt Russell, Stacy Keach, Steve
Buscemi, Cliff Robertson. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, V)
EACTN March 9 3:41a, 4:17p; 13 7:40p; 14 2:22p;
18 6:17p; 19 3:27p, ENCR-W March 3 11:11a,
10:54p; 22 5:40a, 3:56p, 10:40p; 28 10:02a, 9p
John Q 55 (’02, Drama) A desperate man takes
hostages at a hospital in order to force doctors
to save his dying son. Denzel Washington, Robert
Duvall, James Woods, Anne Heche. (PG-13, 1:58)
(AL, V) ENCR-W March 17 6:31p; 18 1:54p; 29
9p; 30 8:52a
John Tucker Must Die 56 (’06,
Romance-Comedy) Three popular gals from
different cliques join forces for revenge after
discovering that the school stud is stringing
them along. Jesse Metcalfe, Sophia Bush, Ashanti,
Jenny McCarthy. (PG-13, 1:27) (AL, AS) ENCR-W
March 3 7:59a
John Wick 555 (’14, Action) New York City
becomes the bullet-riddled playground of a
former assassin as he hunts down the Russian
mobsters who destroyed everything he held
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dear. Keanu Reeves, Michael Nyqvist, Alfie Allen,
Willem Dafoe. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) PARMT March
24 2:30p, 7:30p
Johnny Dangerously 55 (’84, Comedy) A
New York pet-store owner recalls how he turned
to crime and became a big-time gangster. Michael
Keaton, Joe Piscopo, Marilu Henner, Maureen Sta-
pleton. (1:33) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 2 11:29a, 8p
The Journey of Natty Gann 556 (’85,
Children’s) A teen leaves 1935 Chicago by rail,
heading west with a wolf and a drifter to find her
father. Meredith Salenger, John Cusack, Ray Wise,
Lainie Kazan. (PG, 1:41) (AL) TCM March 29 11:15p
Journey to Shiloh 556 (’68, Adventure) A
Texas cowboy and his buddies ride hundreds of
miles to Tennessee to fight for the Confederacy.
James Caan, Michael Sarrazin, Brenda Scott, Don
Stroud. (NR, 1:41) (AL, N, V) EWESTN March 26
12:18p; 27 12:54a
Judas 55 (’04, Drama) A Judean becomes one of
the apostles of Jesus of Nazareth but later betrays
him for 30 pieces of silver. Johnathon Schaech,
Jonathan Scarfe, Tim Matheson, Bob Gunton. (TV14,
2:00) (AS, V) UP March 25 11a
Juice 556 (’92, Crime Drama) Four Harlem
buddies hold up a store, and one of them gets
hooked on the thrill of the gun. Omar Epps, Tupac
Shakur, Jermaine Hopkins, Khalil Kain. (R, 1:36)
(AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 8 3:10p, 11:15p; 18
8:24a, 10p, ESUSP March 19 5:11p; 20 10:55a;
23 4:46p; 24 1:53a
The Julius House: An Aurora Teagarden
Mystery (’16, Mystery) Aurora Teagarden finds
her dream home, unaware of its strange history.
Just as she’s ready to move in, she discovers
that its previous owners disappeared without a
trace. Candace Cameron Bure, Stephanie Bennett,
Peter Benson, Yannick Bisson. (2:00) HALLMV
March 18 3p
Jumper 56 (’08, Science Fiction) A young man’s
ability to teleport himself anywhere in the world
makes him a target for those who have sworn to
kill him and others like him. Hayden Christensen,
Jamie Bell, Samuel L. Jackson, Rachel Bilson. (2:00)
(AL, AS, V) WGNA March 7 9:30p, 11:30p
Jumpin’ Jack Flash 556 (’86, Comedy) A
British spy abroad taps into a New York computer
operator’s bank terminal and asks her for help.
Whoopi Goldberg, Stephen Collins, John Wood,
Carol Kane. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March
10 10:04a, 5p; 19 2:59a, 4:39p, ECLASS March
25 2:28a
Jumping the Broom 556 (’11, Comedy)
Two diverse families lock horns on Martha’s Vine-
yard at the wedding of a woman from old money
and a man whose mother is a postal worker.
Angela Bassett, Paula Patton, Laz Alonso, Loretta
Devine. (2:30) (AS) VH1 March 8 12p, 11p
June in January (’14, Romance-Comedy) When
her fiance receives a job offer, a woman must
suddenly plan her wedding in three weeks. Brooke
D’Orsay, Wes Brown, Marilu Henner, Gerard Plunkett.
(TVG, 2:00) HALL March 28 2p
Juno 5556 (’07, Comedy-Drama) Unforeseen
complications arise when a precocious teenager
chooses an upscale couple to adopt her unborn
baby. Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner,
Jason Bateman. (2:30) (AL, AS) MTV March 3
5:30p; 4 8a
Jurassic Park 5556 (’93, Adventure) An
entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics
theorist and others to his jungle theme-park fea-
turing dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. Sam
Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenbor-
ough. (3:00) (AS, V) PARMT March 3 11a, 7p; 16
9p; 17 10a; 27 11p; 28 12p
Jurassic Park III 556 (’01, Adventure)
A paleontologist and a couple outrun cloned
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
dinosaurs after their plane crashes on an island.
Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Alessandro
Nivola. (2:00) (V) PARMT March 3 9a, 5p; 18 1a
Jurassic World 556 (’15, Adventure) An
ex-military man and animal expert must use
his special skills to save tourists at the Jurassic
World island resort from rampaging, genetically
engineered dinosaurs, including the vicious and
intelligent Indominus rex. Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas
Howard, Irrfan Khan, Vincent D’Onofrio. (2:30) (AS,
V) FX March 8 7:30p; 9 5:30p, FXX March 17 4p,
6:30p
Just Go With It 55 (’11, Romance-Comedy)
A plastic surgeon enlists the aid of his assistant
and her children to help him win the heart of a
beautiful woman. Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston,
Nicole Kidman, Nick Swardson. (2:30) (AL, AS, N)
FREEFM March 5 8:30p; 6 5:30p; 25 8a, 6:45p
JUST MARRIED 5 (’03, Romance-Comedy)
Two newlyweds deal with meddling friends,
disapproving families and bad luck while hon-
eymooning in Europe. Ashton Kutcher, Brittany
Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow. (2:30) (AL,
AS) CMT March 9 10:30p; 15 10:30p; 16 8p
Just Wright 556 (’10, Romance-Comedy) A
physical therapist falls in love with her patient,
a basketball player, but he only has eyes for her
best friend. Queen Latifah, Common, Paula Patton,
James Pickens Jr. (2:30) (AL, AS) VH1 March 8
2:30p; 9 1:30a
K sion with her professor takes a dangerous turn
Kansas City Confidential 555 (’52,
Crime Drama) An ex-convict is framed for a bank
holdup done by a police captain and men wearing
masks. John Payne, Coleen Gray, Preston Foster,
Neville Brand. 9 (NR, 1:38) TCM March 10 5p
THE KARATE KID 556 (’10, Children’s) A
Chinese maintenance man instructs an American
boy in the art of kung fu to help the youth face
down bullies at his new school. Jaden Smith,
Jackie Chan, Taraji P. Henson, Wenwen Han. (PG,
2:20) (AL, AS, V) FREEFM March 17 10:45p; 18
8:45p, FXM March 7 4p, 6:50p; 15 5p, 7:50p
Kept Woman (’15, Drama) A man lures his new
neighbor into his house, then holds her captive
in a secret bunker with another woman. Court-
ney Ford, Shaun Benson, Andrew W. Walker, Rachel
Wilson. (2:00) LIFE March 31 8p, LIFEMOV March
18 2p; 28 10p; 29 2a
Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain 556 (’13,
Comedy) In the follow-up to 2011’s “Laugh at My
Pain,” comic Kevin Hart performs two sold-out
shows at New York’s Madison Square Garden.
Kevin Hart. (1:00) (AL, AS) COM March 9 10p; 10
12:30a
Kick-Ass 2 55 (’13, Action) After Hit Girl is
busted and forced to retire, Kick-Ass joins a
team of amateur superheroes led by a reformed
mobster and tangles with the evil villain formerly
known as Red Mist. Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Christo-
pher Mintz-Plasse, Chloë Grace Moretz, Clark Duke.
(2:00) (AL, AS, BN, GV) FXX March 24 10p; 25 6a
The Kid Comes Back 55 (’37, Drama)
A young street kid’s rise through the ranks of
boxing eventually pits him against his mentor
in his biggest fight ever. Wayne Morris, Barton
MacLane, June Travis, Dickie Jones. 9 (NR, 1:01)
TCM March 26 2:15p
Kid Galahad 555 (’37, Drama) A fight man-
ager and his girlfriend put a bellhop in the ring
with a crooked rival’s heavyweight. Edward G.
Robinson, Bette Davis, Humphrey Bogart, Wayne
Morris. 9 (NR, 1:41) TCM March 31 3a
Kidnapped: The Hannah Anderson
Story (’15, Docudrama) James DiMaggio
abducts 16-year-old Hannah Anderson after
killing her mother and brother. Scott Patterson,
Jessica Amlee, Brian McNamara, Jay Pickett. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 21 6p; 27 12p
KILL BILL: VOL. 1 555 (’03, Action) Awak-
ing from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance
against her former boss and his ruthless gang.
Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica A. Fox, Michael
Madsen. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) OVATN March 2
7:30p; 3 1:30p
KILL BILL: VOL. 2 555 (’04, Action) Before
confronting her former boss, an assassin goes
after the man’s younger brother and her one-
eyed counterpart. Uma Thurman, David Carradine,
Michael Madsen, Daryl Hannah. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV)
OVATN March 2 10p; 3 4p
Kill Me Again 556 (’89, Crime Drama) A
Nevada private eye falls for a deadly flirt who
pays him, with stolen mob cash, to fake her
murder. Val Kilmer, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer, Michael
Madsen, Pat Mulligan. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP
March 18 3:47a
Killer Assistant (’16, Suspense) Suzanne, a
magazine editor in a struggling marriage, suc-
cumbs to her new assistant David’s seduction.
What starts as one bad decision quickly spirals
into a web of blackmail, manipulation and
murder as David becomes increasingly unhinged.
Arianne Zucker, Brando Eaton, George Stults, Natalie
Lander. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 6p
Killer Coach (’16, Drama) A world renowned
swimming coach pushes an Olympic hopeful to
the limit. When the swimmer realizes that the
teaching methods might not be the best thing for
her, the coach does everything she can to destroy
her. Keesha Sharp, Javicia Leslie, Tom Madden,
Cameron Jebo. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 2 10p; 3 2a
Killer Crush (’14, Suspense) A student’s obses-
when she becomes a caregiver for his wife. Dav-
eigh Chase, Rick Roberts, Sydney Penny, Melanie
Scrofano. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 4p
Killer Klowns From Outer Space 556
(’88, Science Fiction) Teens flee from large clowns
who shoot people with popcorn and spin cot-
ton-candy webs. Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder,
John Allen Nelson, John Vernon. (1:30) (AL, AS, V)
MPLEX March 6 8:36p, ESUSP March 25 10:43p
Killer Mom (’17, Suspense) After losing her
wealthy father in a plane crash, a 14-year-old
girl inherits $40 million. Little does she know
that her mother has concocted a plan to seize
the inheritance by any means necessary. Karen
Cliche, Kirby Bliss Blanton, Richard Roy Sutton,
Maddy Martin. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 29
10p; 30 2a; 31 10a
Killer Reality (’13, Suspense) The murder of a
contestant on a reality TV show turns a producer’s
life into a nightmare. Annie Ilonzeh, Parker Young,
Bernard Curry, Aubrey O’Day. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 8 8a
The Killing Fields 5556 (’84, Docudrama)
Newsman Sydney Schanberg loses his friend Dith
Pran in the 1975 fall of Phnom Penh. Sam Water-
ston, Haing S. Ngor, John Malkovich, Julian Sands.
(2:25) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 3 5p, 11:55p; 14
5:10a; 30 6p; 31 12:25a
Killing Me Softly 56 (’02, Suspense) A
woman grows suspicious of her controlling
husband after she discovers secrets about the
women in his past. Heather Graham, Joseph
Fiennes, Natascha McElhone, Ulrich Thomsen.
(1:42) (AL, SSC, V) IPLEX March 1 11:55a; 2 3:43a
Killing Mommy (’16, Suspense) A young
woman must prevent her unstable twin sister
from murdering their mother. Yvonne Zima, Claire
Rankin, Rob Stewart, Garrett Hnatiuk. (2:00) (AS)
LIFE March 17 12p, LIFEMOV March 22 10a
Killshot (’09, Drama) A veteran assassin and
his young partner pursue a couple who stum-
bled upon an extortion scheme and entered the
Witness Protection Program. Diane Lane, Mickey
Rourke, Thomas Jane, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. (1:35)
(AL, AS, BN, V) FLIX-W March 27 7:25p
Kim 555 (’50, Children’s) Kipling’s Irish orphan
roams 1880s India with a Tibetan priest and a
horse thief spying for the British. Errol Flynn, Dean
Stockwell, Paul Lukas, Robert Douglas. (G, 1:53)
TCM March 5 1p
KING KONG 5555 (’33, Adventure) Shipped
from mysterious Skull Island for display in the
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bonds and carries a beautiful blonde to the top of
the Empire State Building. Fay Wray, Bruce Cabot,
Robert Armstrong, Frank Reicher. 9 (NR, 1:40)
TCM March 19 8:45p
KING KONG 556 (’76, Adventure) An oil
explorer, a zoologist and a shipwrecked blonde
capture a huge ape leading to a battle atop the
World Trade Center. Jeff Bridges, Jessica Lange,
Charles Grodin, John Randolph. (2:17) (AL, AS, V)
RPLEX March 4 12:57a, 3:51p; 9 2:03p, 11:44p;
15 1:16a, 10:57a, 7:16p; 20 1:39p; 21 5:43a; 31
10:33a, 8p
King of the Lumberjacks 55 (’40, Action)
Two men and a woman form a timberland trian-
gle ended by a runaway train. John Payne, Gloria
Dickson, Stanley Fields 9 (NR, :58) TCM March
16 10:45a
King Solomon’s Mines 5556 (’50,
Adventure) An Englishwoman and her brother
hire Allan Quatermain to take them to her hus-
band and African treasure. Deborah Kerr, Stewart
Granger, Richard Carlson, Hugo Haas. (NR, 1:42)
TCM March 7 3:15a
Kingpin In the 1970s, Whitey Bulger climbed the
ranks to become the most famous gangster in
Boston history. (2:03) HIST March 11 9p
Kingpin In the 1970s, Whitey Bulger climbed
the ranks to become the most famous gangster
in Boston history. (2:01) HIST March 12 1:03a
Kingpin In the 1970s in Colombia, a petty thief
rises to become the most powerful criminal in
history. (2:00) HIST March 25 9p
Kingpin In the 1990s, an ambitious Narco known
as El Chapo, rose to create one unified cartel in
Mexico. (2:00) HIST March 18 9p
Kingsman: The Secret Service 555
(’14, Action) A top-secret spy agency recruits an
uncouth but promising street kid into its highly
competitive training program, just as a twisted
technological genius threatens the world. Colin
Firth, Michael Caine, Taron Egerton, Samuel L. Jack-
son. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) FX March 14 7p; 15 4p
Kismet 556 (’55, Fantasy) A roguish poet is
given the run of the scheming Wazir’s harem
while pretending to help him usurp the young
caliph. Howard Keel, Ann Blyth, Dolores Gray, Vic
Damone. (NR, 1:53) TCM March 24 9a
A Kiss Before Dying 556 (’91, Suspense)
A social climber kills a tycoon’s daughter, then
marries her twin and goes to work for her father.
Matt Dillon, Sean Young, Max von Sydow, James
Russo. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 2
3:32a, 12:31p, 7:25p; 22 11:59a
Kiss of the Dragon 556 (’01, Action) A Chi-
nese intelligence officer on assignment in Paris
becomes involved in an international conspiracy.
Jet Li, Bridget Fonda, Tcheky Karyo, Laurence Ashley.
(R, 1:37) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 3 12:14p; 4
6:53a; 30 3:24a, 12:36p
Kit Carson 555 (’40, Western) Frontiersman
Carson guides Capt. John C. Fremont’s cavalry
expedition to California. Jon Hall, Lynn Bari, Dana
Andrews, Harold Huber. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March
10 9a
Kite (’14, Action) With the help of her father’s
ex-partner and a friend from her past, an
orphaned teen mercilessly blasts her way through
a dark milieu in pursuit of her parents’ killers.
India Eisley, Callan McAuliffe, Samuel L. Jackson,
Deon Lotz. (1:59) (AS, GV) SYFY March 7 7:30a
A KNIGHT’S TALE 556 (’01, Adventure)
An English commoner dons the armor of a dead
jouster and, with the help of friends, competes
against nobles in 14th-century France. Heath
Ledger, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell, Paul Bettany.
(PG-13, 2:12) (AL, AS, N, V) EFAMLY March 13
1:14a, 12:46p, 9:41p; 25 1:41a, 1:03p, 8p, ENCR-W
March 4 6:45p; 5 1:11p; 16 1:12p, 9p; 17 6:14a
Knock Knock (’15, Suspense) Two nubile,
stranded women reveal a sinister agenda after
they spend the night with a married architect.
Keanu Reeves, Ana de Armas, Lorenza Izzo, Ignacia
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Allamand. (1:40) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) EPIX March
2 1:45a
KRAMER VS. KRAMER 5555 (’79,
oDrama) A New York adman fights for custody of
his son after his wife walks out. Dustin Hoffman,
Meryl Streep, Justin Henry, Jane Alexander. (PG,
1:44) (AL, AS, BN) TCM March 2 7p
Kristy (’14, Suspense) Violent thugs terrorize a
young woman who’s alone on a college campus
for Thanksgiving weekend. Haley Bennett, Ashley
Greene, Lucas Till, Chris Coy. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV
March 26 10a
Kull the Conqueror 55 (’97, Fantasy) A
ruthless foe and an ancient seductress are among
those making life difficult for the newly appointed
king of Valusia. Kevin Sorbo, Tia Carrere, Thomas
Ian Griffith, Litefoot. (1:38) (AS, V) MPLEX March 9
12:48a, 10a; 15 3:24a, 10:20a, 8:29p; 21 8:59a,
8:24p
Kurt & Courtney 556 (’98, Documentary)
Filmmaker Nick Broomfield gives an account of
the tumultuous life shared by musicians Kurt
Cobain and Courtney Love. (1:38) (AL, AS) IPLEX
March 1 7:22p; 2 2:05a; 14 12:29p; 15 4:16a; 20
9:06a, 5:43p; 31 9p
L Guy Madison, Robert Preston, James Whitmore.
The Lady From Shanghai 5556 (’48,
Mystery) A rich lawyer and his seductive wife
frame an Irish sailor for murder. Rita Hayworth,
Orson Welles, Everett Sloane, Glenn Anders. 9
(NR, 1:27) (AS, MV) TCM March 19 7p
Lady Godiva Rides Again 55 (’53,
Comedy) An unsophisticated and impressionable
young girl finds herself in trouble after winning
a beauty pageant. Dennis Price, Pauline Stroud,
John McCallum, Stanley Holloway. 9 (NR, 1:30)
TCM March 30 9p
THE LADY VANISHES 5555 (’38, Mys-
tery) A young Englishwoman tries to prove that
an elderly governess was actually on a train.
Margaret Lockwood, Michael Redgrave, Dame May
Whitty, Paul Lukas. 9 (NR, 1:37) ECLASS March
24 6:07a, ESUSP March 15 7:12a, 2:11p
Lakeview Terrace 556 (’08, Suspense) A
police officer, the self-proclaimed watchdog of
his neighborhood, becomes increasingly hostile
toward the interracial couple next door. Samuel
L. Jackson, Patrick Wilson, Kerry Washington, Jay
Hernandez. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 3 5p; 4
2p; 25 8p
Land Raiders 55 (’69, Western) An Arizona
land-grabber and his brother renew their feud
amid Army troops and Apaches. Telly Savalas,
George Maharis, Arlene Dahl, Janet Landgard. (M,
1:40) (V) EWESTN March 18 5:45a, 12:46p; 31
4:30p
LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER 55 (’01,
Adventure) A beautiful globe-trotter battles oth-
erworldly creatures for possession of a powerful
artifact. Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah
Taylor. (2:15) (AS, V) SYFY March 11 9p; 12 7p; 15
9p; 16 7p; 20 3:15p; 21 1:30p
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of
Life 55 (’03, Adventure) A globe-trotter must
find Pandora’s box before a maniacal scientist can
harness its power for world domination. Angelina
Jolie, Gerard Butler, Ciarán Hinds, Christopher Barrie.
(PG-13, 1:58) (AS, V) IFC-E March 8 6:30a, 12p; 11
12p, 10p; 16 5p; 17 6:45a; 18 3:30a
Larceny, Inc. 556 (’42, Comedy) An ex-con-
vict’s niece runs a shop over the tunnel he and
his partners are digging to a bank vault. Edward
G. Robinson, Jane Wyman, Broderick Crawford, Jack
Carson. 9 (NR, 1:35) (AS, V) TCM March 9 7p
Lars and the Real Girl 555 (’07, Come-
dy-Drama) Family and friends are unsure how to
react when a lonely young man forms an emo-
tional attachment to a life-size plastic woman
and treats it like a real person. Ryan Gosling, Paul
Schneider, Emily Mortimer, Patricia Clarkson. (1:50)
(AS) IPLEX March 6 5:46p; 7 2:06a; 11 7:11p; 12
MOVIES
2:54a; 22 11:59a, 7:11p; 30 4:16a, 2:12p, 9p,
MPLEX March 1 12:36a, 11:51a; 14 1:50a, 1:20p
Lassie Come Home 555 (’43, Children’s)
An English boy’s collie finds her way back home
from Scotland after his father sells her to a duke.
Roddy McDowall, Donald Crisp, Dame May Whitty,
Edmund Gwenn. 9 (G, 1:28) TCM March 13 12a
The Last American Hero 556 (’73,
Action) A North Carolina moonshiner becomes
a professional stock-car racer to raise money to
free his jailed father. Jeff Bridges, Valerie Perrine,
Geraldine Fitzgerald, Ned Beatty. (PG, 1:35) (AL, AS,
BN, MV) FXM March 5 6:50a; 6 5:20a
The Last Bid (’16, Suspense) A killer learns two
young women have bought his storage locker
containing evidence of his crimes. Casper Van
Dien, Cassi Thomson, Samantha Cope, Randy Wayne.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 8 12p
The Last Frontier 556 (’55, Western) Three
trappers become scouts for a cavalry captain who
loses his fort to a hated colonel. Victor Mature,
(NR, 1:38) EWESTN March 13 12:32a, 6:33a,
12:20p; 23 4:56a
The Last King of Scotland 555 (’06,
Biography) The personal physician of Ugandan
dictator Idi Amin witnesses his murderous reign
of terror. Forest Whitaker, James McAvoy, Kerry
Washington, Gillian Anderson. (R, 2:01) (AL, AS,
GV) EBLACK March 4 5:19a, 2:17p, 10p; 16 2:24p,
11:19p; 31 1:11a, 5:57p, IPLEX March 7 1:59p, 9p;
12 6:54p; 13 2:17a; 22 5:05p; 23 2:46a; 27 11:11a
THE LAST PICTURE SHOW 5555 (’71,
Drama) The lives of high schoolers, a debutante
and others overlap in a dying 1950s Texas town.
Timothy Bottoms, Jeff Bridges, Cybill Shepherd, Ben
Johnson. 9 (2:10) (AL, AS, N, V) HDMOV March
2 2:50p; 3 5:50a; 15 5:55a
Last Scene Alive: An Aurora Teagarden
Mystery (’18, Mystery) A production crew
descends on the town of Lawrenceton, Ga., to
film a movie that’s based on a book by Auro-
ra’s former boyfriend. Aurora soon finds herself
searching for clues and suspects when the actress
who plays her in the movie winds up dead. Can-
dace Cameron Bure, Marilu Henner, Yannick Bisson
(TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 9 9p; 18 9p; 29 9p
The Last Song 55 (’10, Drama) In a Southern
beach town, a man tries to reconnect with his
estranged daughter through their shared love of
music. Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear, Liam Hemsworth,
Kelly Preston. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FREEFM March
24 12a
THE LAST STAND 556 (’13, Action) A
sheriff must take matters into his own hands
when a notorious drug lord escapes from FBI
custody and comes speeding toward a show-
down in the lawman’s quiet border town. Arnold
Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker, Johnny Knoxville,
Rodrigo Santoro. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March
24 8p; 25 12:30a, 1:54p; 30 7p; 31 3p
The Last Sunset 555 (’61, Western) A Texas
lawman follows a fleeing outlaw headed to see
the women in his life. Rock Hudson, Kirk Douglas,
Dorothy Malone, Joseph Cotten. (1:55) RPLEX March
1 2:34p, 10:49p; 6 2:57a; 10 11:51a; 14 1:41p; 18
7:14a; 26 3:44a, 11:22a
The Last Temptation of Christ 555
(’88, Drama) A controversial account of the life
of Jesus of Nazareth, focusing on internal doubt
and conflict he may have felt. Willem Dafoe, Harvey
Keitel, Barbara Hershey, Paul Greco. (2:46) (AS, N, V)
RPLEX March 3 8p; 16 9:59a; 29 3:28p
The Last Time I Saw Paris 555 (’54,
Drama) Sudden money ruins a struggling writer
and his wife in post-World War II Paris. Elizabeth
Taylor, Van Johnson, Walter Pidgeon, Donna Reed.
(NR, 1:56) TCM March 13 11p
Cable L
The Last Wagon 555 (’56, Western) Six
teens from a wagon train survive an Indian attack
with a trapper wanted for murder. Richard Wid-
mark, Felicia Farr, Susan Kohner, Tommy Rettig. (NR,
1:39) (MV) EWESTN March 7 10:55a, 9:36p; 17
11:21a, 6:19p; 27 4:13a, 10:49a, 9:50p
Last Will (’10, Suspense) A woman uncovers a
devious plot after police arrest her for the murder
of her husband. Tatum O’Neal, Tom Berenger, James
Brolin, Peter Coyote. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March
16 12p
The Last Witch Hunter 55 (’15, Fantasy)
The fate of the human race hangs in the balance
when the Witch Queen rises from the dead, seek-
ing revenge against Kaulder, the immortal warrior
who slayed her centuries ago. Vin Diesel, Elijah
Wood, Rose Leslie, Julie Engelbrecht. (2:15) (AS,
V) SYFY March 8 6p; 9 3p; 24 9p; 25 6p
Laughing Boy 5 (’34, Drama) A Navajo warrior
marries a woman who covets the lifestyle of
the white settlers, eventually leading to trag-
edy. Ramon Novarro, Lupe Velez, Chief Thunderbird,
William B. Davidson. 9 (NR, 1:15) TCM March
6 7:30a
Law Abiding Citizen 56 (’09, Suspense)
Ten years after his wife and child die in a home
invasion, a man carries out an elaborate plot
against the prosecutor who cut a deal with one of
the killers. Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler, Colm Meaney,
Bruce McGill. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS, GV, R) ENCR-W
March 15 7:09p; 16 8a, 3:27p; 20 9p; 21 1:34p,
EBLACK March 6 10:24a, 9:25p; 11 1:22p, 8:08p;
31 12:23p, 10p, ESUSP March 3 8:44a, 5:03p; 25
3:42p; 26 11:28a; 29 3:29p
LAWLESS 556 (’12, Crime Drama) A sadis-
tic Chicago lawman comes to 1931 Virginia to
shut down the Bondurant brothers’ bootlegging
business. Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke,
Guy Pearce. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) AMC March 6
12:30a, 5:30p, SUND March 13 5:30p, 11p; 26
10:30p; 27 12:15p
The Lawless Frontier 56 (’35, Western) A
cowboy fights for justice against an outlaw who
is partnered with a crooked sheriff. John Wayne,
Sheila Terry, George Hayes, Earl Dwire. 9 (NR, :52)
EWESTN March 20 4:24a; 22 4:12a
The Lawnmower Man 556 (’92, Science
Fiction) A scientist uses a mentally impaired man
to test virtual reality, the computer simulation of
the real. Jeff Fahey, Pierce Brosnan, Jenny Wright,
Mark Bringleson. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March
19 10:30a
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA 5555 (’62,
o Adventure) Controversial British officer T.E.
Lawrence learns the culture of Arabs and unites
their tribes against the Turks. Peter O’Toole, Alec
Guinness, Anthony Quinn, Omar Sharif. (3:40) (AL,
AS, V) RPLEX March 3 6:39a, 4:20p; 9 7:02a, 4:20p;
14 10a, 9:34p
LEAN ON ME 556 (’89, Biography) Principal
Joe Clark goes to bat against drugs, crime and
bad grades in his Paterson, N.J., high school.
Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume, Beverly Todd,
Lynne Thigpen. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) VH1 March 3
1a, 6:30p
Leaving Las Vegas 5556 (’95, Drama)
Intent on drinking himself to death, a man who
has lost everything finds solace with a Las Vegas
hooker. Nicolas Cage, Elisabeth Shue, Julian Sands,
Richard Lewis. (R, 1:51) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS
March 7 2:49a; 29 6:32a; 31 2:50a, IPLEX March
8 5:28p; 17 10:07a, 11:28p; 26 1:35p, 9p
The Left Hand of God 555 (’55, Adven-
ture) A mercenary pilot poses as a priest, deserts
a warlord and loves a mission nurse in China.
Humphrey Bogart, Gene Tierney, Lee J. Cobb, Agnes
Moorehead. (NR, 1:27) FXM March 18 7:30a; 19
4:20a
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LEGEND 555 (’15, Crime Drama) Reggie Kray
and his unstable twin brother Ronnie rapidly rise
through the London underworld to become two
of the most infamous gangsters of the 1960s.
Tom Hardy, Emily Browning, David Thewlis, Taron
Egerton. (R, 2:11) (AL, AS, GV) SUND March 13
8p; 14 1:30a; 25 3p; 26 3a
The Legend of Bagger Vance 555 (’00,
Drama) A golf caddy shows a disillusioned young
war veteran how to master challenges and find
meaning in life. Will Smith, Matt Damon, Charlize
Theron, Bruce McGill. (2:15) (AS) FLIX-W March
16 10:15a, 5:45p; 19 12:30p, 8p; 25 6:15a; 30
9:45a, 10p
The Legend of Hercules 56 (’14, Adven-
ture) Exiled and sold into slavery because of a
forbidden love, Hercules must use his formidable
powers to fight his way back to his rightful king-
dom. Kellan Lutz, Scott Adkins, Liam McIntyre, Liam
Garrigan. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 6 2p; 7 11:33a;
19 10:45p; 30 3a
The Legend of Lylah Clare 55 (’68, Sus-
pense) A filmmaker manipulates a starlet into
the image of his late wife, a celebrated actress
who met a tragic death. Kim Novak, Peter Finch,
Ernest Borgnine, Milton Selzer. (R, 2:10) (AS) TCM
March 9 2:30p
Leprechaun 55 (’93, Horror) An Irish fairy
escapes from a crate and goes on a gory quest
for his 100 stolen gold coins. Warwick Davis, Jen-
nifer Aniston, Ken Olandt, Mark Holton. (2:00) (AL,
AS, GV) SYFY March 17 8p; 18 10a; 29 7p; 30 5p
Leprechaun 2 56 (’94, Horror) A malevo-
lent leprechaun seeks to fulfill a 1,000-year-old
curse by enslaving an alluring Californian. War-
wick Davis, Charlie Heath, Shevonne Durkin, Sandy
Baron. (2:00) (N, V) SYFY March 17 10p; 18 8a;
30 3p; 31 8:30a
Leprechaun 3 5 (’95, Horror) The diminutive
demon meets his match when a college student
becomes contaminated with leprechaun blood.
Warwick Davis, John Gatins, Lee Armstrong, Michael
Callan. (2:00) (AS, GV) SYFY March 17 2p; 18 12a;
30 1p; 31 10:30a
Leprechaun 4 in Space 56 (’96, Horror) An
evil leprechaun holds an alien princess hostage
so he can marry her and rule the universe. War-
wick Davis, Rebekah Carlton, Debbe Dunning, Brent
Jasmer. (2:07) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 17 11:53a
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood 56 (’03,
Horror) A young woman and her friends incur
the wrath of an evil leprechaun who will stop at
nothing to protect his gold. Warwick Davis, Tangi
Miller, Sticky Fingaz, Shiek Mahmud-Bey. (2:00) (AL,
AS, V) SYFY March 17 4p; 18 4a
Leprechaun in the Hood 56 (’00, Horror)
An evil leprechaun and a powerful producer
pursue three rap artists who stole a magic flute.
Warwick Davis, Ice-T, Chrystee Pharris, Coolio. (2:00)
(AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 17 6p; 18 2a; 25 8:30a
Leprechaun: Origins (’14, Horror) While back-
packing through Ireland, two couples discover
that one of the country’s most-famous legends is
terrifyingly real. Dylan “Hornswoggle” Postl, Steph-
anie Bennett, Andrew Dunbar, Melissa Roxburgh.
(1:53) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 17 10a
Leprechaun’s Revenge (’12, Horror) Karen
is unaware that decades earlier, townspeople
banished a bloodthirsty leprechaun to another
dimension after a massacre. She accidentally sets
the creature free, and has to convince her father
to help send it away again. Billy Zane, William
Devane, Courtney Halverson, Dave Randolph-May-
hem Davis. (2:00) (AS, GV) SYFY March 17 8a
Les Misérables 5556 (’12, Musical) In
19th-century France, ex-prisoner Jean Valjean,
pursued for many years by ruthless policeman
Javert, agrees to care for a factory worker’s
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she goes missing at college. Michelle Stafford,
MOVIES
Danielle Kind, William R. Moses, Gianpaolo Venuta.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 9 8a
Lilith 555 (’64, Drama) A mental patient
seduces a young therapist at a Maryland
asylum for the rich. Warren Beatty, Jean Seberg,
daughter. Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Peter Fonda, Kim Hunter. 9 (NR, 1:54) TCM
Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried. (3:30) (AS, V) FX
March 6 7:15p
March 5 7a
Lilo & Stitch 555 (’02, Children’s) Animated.
Let’s Be Cops 55 (’14, Comedy) Two buddies A lonely girl adopts a dog which is really a mis-
dress as police officers for a costume party, then chievous alien hiding from intergalactic hunters.
must put their fake badges on the line after they Voices of Daveigh Chase, Chris Sanders, Tia Carrere,
become entangled with a real web of crooks and David Ogden Stiers. (2:00) (MV) FREEFM March
dirty detectives. Jake Johnson, Damon Wayans Jr., 31 10p
Rob Riggle, Nina Dobrev. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) FX
Limitless 556 (’11, Suspense) An unemployed
March 2 10a; 3 8:30a, FXM March 19 5p, 6:55p
writer rises to the top of the financial world after
Let’s Make Love 555 (’60, Musical Comedy) an experimental drug gives him extraordinary
A billionaire plays himself in an off-Broadway mental acuity. Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro, Abbie
satire and falls for his co-star. Marilyn Monroe, Cornish, Anna Friel. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March
Yves Montand, Tony Randall, Frankie Vaughan. (2:01) 6 12:30p; 26 12p
RPLEX March 11 2:29p, 11:44p; 24 9:31a
The Lion King 5556 (’94, Children’s) Ani-
Leviathan 56 (’89, Science Fiction) Pre- mated. After the death of his royal father, a young
cious-metals miners become trapped on the lion returns to battle his scheming uncle for the
ocean floor with an eellike genetic alteration. jungle throne. Voices of Matthew Broderick, Jeremy
Peter Weller, Richard Crenna, Amanda Pays, Daniel Irons, James Earl Jones, Madge Sinclair. (2:10)
Stern. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March 16 FREEFM March 10 6:40p; 11 5:20p; 19 9p; 20 6p
12:40a; 24 12:05a, 11:51a; 28 7:20p; 29 5:59a,
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride 55
1:12p, ESUSP March 3 1:58a, 12:06p, 9p; 14 5:42p; (’98, Children’s) Animated. Kiara, the daughter of
20 9p; 21 3:30a, 10:37a
Simba and Nala, loves the son of exiled lioness
Liberty Stands Still 55 (’02, Suspense) Zira, who is out for revenge. Voices of Matthew
Perched in a building, a sniper threatens to kill Broderick, Neve Campbell, Andy Dick, Robert Guil-
the wife of a gun manufacturer if she hangs up laume. (2:00) FREEFM March 31 7a
the phone. Linda Fiorentino, Wesley Snipes, Oliver
Lions for Lambs 55 (’07, Drama) The
Platt, Martin Cummins. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W experiences of two soldiers in Afghanistan ties
March 4 5:30a; 5 9a, 6:15p; 9 3:45p; 10 3:35a; together separate stories unfolding in California
14 12:30p, 8:15p and Washington, D.C. Robert Redford, Meryl Streep,
The Life of David Gale 56 (’03, Drama) A Tom Cruise, Derek Luke. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W
journalist tries to piece together the crimes of a March 31 8p
convicted murderer and rapist just days before his Little Fockers 56 (’10, Comedy) As two clans
execution. Kevin Spacey, Kate Winslet, Laura Linney, descend on the scene of young twins’ birthday,
Gabriel Mann. (R, 2:10) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March Greg Focker’s moonlighting at a pharmaceutical
6 12:59p; 7 3:51a; 9 7:26a company threatens to derail his position of trust
Life of Pi 5556 (’12, Adventure) After the with Jack, his uptight father-in-law. Robert De Niro,
freighter they’re on sinks in a storm, a teenager Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Dustin Hoffman. (2:00) (AL,
and a Bengal tiger wind up on a small lifeboat AS) USA March 24 6p
and must learn to trust each other to survive. Little Girl Lost: The Delimar Vera Story
Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Tabu, Rafe Spall. (PG, 556 (’08, Docudrama) A woman who lost her
2:05) (AS) FXM March 1 12p; 15 2:30p; 16 12p, daughter in a fire tries to prove that a young
FX March 5 10:30a; 6 7a girl is the same child. Judy Reyes, Ana Ortiz, A
Life on the Line 56 (’15, Suspense) A Texas Martinez, Hector Luis Bustamante. (2:00) LIFEMOV
lineman and his crew risk their lives to keep the March 1 12p
electrical grid running during a deadly storm. Little Girl’s Secret (’16, Suspense) A teen must
John Travolta, Kate Bosworth, Devon Sawa, Julie save her troubled stepsister from a dangerous
Benz. (1:40) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 7 3:45a; 29 relationship with the ghost of a young girl. Maria
11:35a Bello, Callum Keith Rennie, Sophie Nélisse, Isabelle
Life With Father 5556 (’47, Comedy) A Nélisse. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 18 12p; 20
New Yorker and her four sons experience love and 10p; 21 2a
laughter from their opinionated but well-mean- The Little Hours (’17, Comedy) A young ser-
ing family patriarch. William Powell, Irene Dunne, vant fleeing from his master takes refuge at a
Elizabeth Taylor, Edmund Gwenn. (NR, 1:58) TCM dysfunctional convent in medieval Tuscany, dis-
March 12 7:30p guising himself as a deaf-mute. Alison Brie, Dave
LIFEBOAT 5556 (’44, Drama) A chic writer, Franco, Kate Micucci, Aubrey Plaza. (1:30) (AL, AS,
a stoker and others drift with the U-boat cap- N) EPIX March 1 12:10a, 6:50a, 5:05p; 8 2:35a;
tain who has sunk their ship. Tallulah Bankhead, 17 4:10a; 29 2:45a
William Bendix, Walter Slezak, Mary Anderson. 9 Little Odessa 555 (’94, Crime Drama) A job
(NR, 1:36) ECLASS March 10 4:58a, ESUSP March returns a Russian-Jewish hit man to his family
24 8:19a and the Mafia in Brooklyn. Tim Roth, Edward
Lifeforce 56 (’85, Science Fiction) A space Furlong, Moira Kelly, Vanessa Redgrave. (R, 1:38)
commander and a Scotland Yard inspector search (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 18 5:30a, IPLEX March
for a naked space vampire loose in London. Steve 24 8:29a; 25 4:20a
Railsback, Peter Firth, Mathilda May, Patrick Stewart. A Little Romance 555 (’79, Romance-Com-
(R, 1:40) (AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 5 9p; 6 3:47a; edy) A worldly Parisian tells two teenage lovers to
31 12:59a, EACTN March 20 4:32a, 5:27p kiss at dusk under the Bridge of Sighs in Venice.
Like Cats and Dogs (’17, Romance-Comedy) Laurence Olivier, Diane Lane, Thelonious Bernard,
Spencer and Lola couldn’t be more different. He’s Arthur Hill. (PG, 1:48) (AL, AS) TCM March 13 5:15a
a cat person, and she loves dogs. When a reser- Little Women 556 (’49, Drama) Based on the
vation mix-up lands them — and their pets — in story by Louisa May Alcott. The four March sisters
the same vacation house, they have to find a way forge unbreakable emotional ties during the Civil
to get along without killing each other. Cassidy War. June Allyson, Peter Lawford, Elizabeth Taylor,
Gifford, Wyatt Nash, Gwynyth Walsh, Jacky Lai. Margaret O’Brien. (NR, 2:01) TCM March 12 9:45p
(2:00) HALL March 18 3p; 30 2p Live Free or Die Hard 555 (’07, Action)
Like Mother, Like Daughter (’07, Sus- John McClane grapples with a villain who plans
pense) A businesswoman has no idea she has to shut down the United States by attacking the
asked her daughter’s kidnapper for help after country’s vulnerable computer infrastructure.
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
Bruce Willis, Justin Long, Timothy Olyphant, Cliff
Curtis. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 16 1a, 12p
Living on Love 556 (’37, Romance-Comedy)
Two roommates who work different shifts even-
tually meet and begin a romance. James Dunn,
Whitney Bourne, Joan Woodbury, Solly Ward. 9
(NR, 1:00) TCM March 26 1p
Living on One Dollar (’13, Documentary)
In rural Guatemala, four friends battle illness,
parasites and hunger as they experiment with
living on just $1 a day for eight weeks. Ryan
Christofferson, Zach Ingrasci, Sean Leonard, Chris
Temple. (:59) IPLEX March 1 1:37p; 2 5:26a; 10
4:44a; 21 10a; 23 6:46a
Loch Ness 556 (’96, Children’s) A belea-
guered Los Angeles zoologist’s career hinges on
disproving the existence of Scotland’s Loch Ness
monster. Ted Danson, Joely Richardson, Ian Holm,
Kirsty Graham. (1:42) (AL, MV) EFAMLY March 4
5:54a; 30 1:04a, MPLEX March 12 8:12a, 3:16p;
16 9:45p; 17 8:15a; 21 10:04p; 22 10:02a, 5p;
27 9:59a, 7:24p
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Bar-
rels 555 (’98, Comedy-Drama) A London
cardsharp’s pals enter him in a high-stakes card
game, then must pay a huge sum within a week.
Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Nick Moran, Jason
Statham. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 4
10:11a, 11:33p; 14 8:49a
Locked In (’17, Suspense) Taylor cares for her
mother and tends their farm after her father is
murdered. When a stranger arrives ahead of
a looming storm, Taylor must brave the storm
while keeping her mother safe. Josie Davis, Kaleigh
Rivera, James Fuertes, Ian Bamberg. (2:00) (AS)
LIFEMOV March 12 10p; 13 2a
Logan’s Run 556 (’76, Science Fiction) In a
society where life ends at age 30, a law enforce-
ment officer known as a Sandman flees with
another 30-year-old when he learns his number
has come up prematurely. Michael York, Jenny
Agutter, Richard Jordan, Roscoe Lee Browne. (PG,
1:58) (V) SUND March 5 11:45p; 6 3:45p; 27 9:45a
LONDON HAS FALLEN 55 (’16, Action)
Secret Service agent Mike Banning springs into
action to save captive U.S. President Benjamin
Asher from the terrorists who attacked London.
Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman,
Angela Bassett. (2:15) (AL, AS, GV) TNT March 19
6:45p; 23 8p; 24 8p; 25 8p, 10:15p
The Lone Hand 556 (’54, Western) A Pinker-
ton detective poses as an outlaw without telling
his wife and son the truth. Joel McCrea, Barbara
Hale, Alex Nicol, Charles Drake. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN
March 8 9:21a; 9 5:44a; 12 7:51a
The Lone Ranger 55 (’13, Western) Fate
brings together Native American spirit warrior
Tonto and white lawman John Reid to join forces
in the never-ending battle against corruption
and greed. Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, William
Fichtner, Tom Wilkinson. (3:00) (AS, V) SYFY March
22 8p; 23 2p; 28 12:30p
Lone Survivor 555 (’13, War) In the moun-
tains of Afghanistan, a squad of Taliban fighters
ambushes four Navy SEALs, who are there on a
mission to eliminate a high-ranking al-Qaeda
operative. Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Eric Bana,
Emile Hirsch. (R, 2:01) (AL, AS, GV) FXM March
20 5p, 7:20p
Lone Wolf McQuade 55 (’83, Action) A
Texas Ranger helps the FBI stop a black-mar-
keteer who deals in Army bazookas, grenades
and tanks. Chuck Norris, David Carradine, Barbara
Carrera, Leon Isaac Kennedy. (1:50) (AS, N, V)
HDMOV March 10 4:10p, 9:50p; 11 12p; 20 6p,
9:40p; 26 3:55a
The Lonely Guy 556 (’84, Comedy) A lonely
New York bachelor learns that he, his buddy and
others like them are a distinct social type. Steve
Martin, Charles Grodin, Judith Ivey, Steve Lawrence.
(1:33) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 6 8p; 24 7:58a, 4:53p
The Lonely Man 556 (’57, Western) A gun-
fighter turns rancher at the mercy of a son who
hates him and a gambler who wants to kill him.
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Aiken. 9 (NR, 1:27) EWESTN March 11 11:50a,
11:48p; 15 12:31p; 16 1:23a; 26 7:59a, 11:25p
The Long Haul 55 (’57, Crime Drama) A GI
stays in England with his wife and drives a truck
for a blonde and a racketeer. Victor Mature, Diana
Dors, Patrick Allen, Gene Anderson. 9 (NR, 1:28)
TCM March 30 7p
The Long, Long Trailer 555 (’54, Comedy)
Newlyweds splurge on a trailer for their honey-
moon, which includes Yosemite National Park.
Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz, Marjorie Main, Keenan Wynn.
(NR, 1:36) TCM March 18 3p
Long Lost Son (’06, Drama) Fourteen years
after her son and estranged husband were
presumed lost at sea, a woman believes she
glimpses them in the background of a friend’s
recent vacation video. Gabrielle Anwar, Craig Shef-
fer, Chace Crawford, Philip Granger. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 28 6a
The Longest Ride 55 (’15, Drama) As
conflicting paths test their bond, a couple find
inspiration in the romantic tales of an elderly
man whose great love for his wife stood the
test of time. Scott Eastwood, Britt Robertson, Alan
Alda, Jack Huston. (PG-13, 2:08) (AS, BN) FXM
March 8 2p; 9 12p
The Longest Yard 556 (’05, Comedy) At a
Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans train their
fellow inmates for a football game against the
guards. Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds,
Nelly. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 2 6p; 10
12:30a
Look Who’s Talking 556 (’89, Comedy)
An unwed accountant gives birth to Mikey, a
hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on
events. John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Olympia Dukakis,
George Segal. (2:00) (AL, AS) OVATN March 8 2p; 9
11:30a; 14 12p; 22 2p
Looper 555 (’12, Science Fiction) A mob hit
man comes to the chilling realization that his
latest assignment is his older self, sent back
in time by his bosses. Bruce Willis, Joseph Gor-
don-Levitt, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano. (2:30) (AL, AS,
N, V) FX March 1 7a
LORD OF WAR 556 (’05, Drama) A relent-
less Interpol agent tracks an arms dealer trying
to stay one step ahead of his business rivals.
Nicolas Cage, Jared Leto, Bridget Moynahan, Ian
Holm. (2:05) (AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 10 6p,
11:40p; 15 6p, 10:05p; 21 7:45p, 11:35p; 22 7:45p,
11:35p; 25 1:55p, 11:55p; 30 7:55a, TELM March
3 7p; 4 3:30p
Loser 55 (’00, Romance-Comedy) A lonely col-
lege student falls for a classmate who has eyes
for her much older English professor. Jason Biggs,
Mena Suvari, Zak Orth, Thomas Sadoski. (1:38) (AL,
AS) IPLEX March 11 8:11a
Lost Boy (’15, Drama) Kidnapped at age 6, a teen
must adjust to a normal life when he reunites
with his mother and other family members 11
years later. Virginia Madsen, Mark Valley, Matthew
Fahey, Sosie Bacon. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 21 4p
LOST HORIZON 5555 (’37, Adventure) An
airplane crash results in a British diplomat and
other Westerners being taken to Shangri-La, the
Tibetan utopia of a dying lama. Ronald Colman,
Jane Wyatt, Sam Jaffe, John Howard. 9 (NR, 2:12)
TCM March 2 4:45a
Lost in Translation 5556 (’03, Come-
dy-Drama) In Tokyo to shoot a commercial, a
middle-aged actor becomes attracted to a young
woman whose husband is a celebrity photogra-
pher. Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson, Giovanni Ribisi,
Anna Faris. (R, 1:42) (AL, AS, N) ECLASS March 14
1:24a; 25 6:37a; 26 12:34a
The Lost World: Jurassic Park 556 (’97,
Adventure) Mercenaries and scientists pursue
genetically engineered dinosaurs inhabiting a
Costa Rican island. Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore,
Pete Postlethwaite, Arliss Howard. (3:00) (AS, V)
PARMT March 3 2p, 10p; 16 6p; 17 12a; 29 12p
Love and a Bullet 55 (’02, Action) Although
ordered to kill his boss’s girlfriend, a hit man
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develops feelings for her and reflects on his
violent past. Treach, Kent Masters-King, Freez Luv,
Walter Jones. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March
7 1:34a; 20 3:04a
Love & Basketball 555 (’00, Romance)
From childhood to early adulthood, two friends
fall in love while trying to establish basketball
careers. Sanaa Lathan, Omar Epps, Alfre Woodard,
Dennis Haysbert. (2:30) (AL, AS) FREEFM March
8 1p
Love and Death 5556 (’75, Comedy) Neu-
rotic Boris and his distant cousin Sonja try to kill
Napoleon in czarist Russia. Woody Allen, Diane
Keaton, Frank Adu, Harold Gould. (1:25) (AL, AS)
EPIX March 13 2:50p
Love at First Bark (’17, Romance) A single
woman with a new, out of control German shep-
herd turns to a handsome dog trainer for help. As
they make progress with the dog, she realizes she
may be developing feelings for the trainer. Jana
Kramer, Kevin McGarry, Anna Van Hooft, Natasha
Burnett. (2:00) HALL March 23 4p; 31 3p
Love at First Glance (’17, Drama) After being
dumped by her fiance for not being adventurous
enough, a woman sets out to prove him wrong
by tracking down the handsome stranger she
just met on the subway. Amy Smart, Adrian Gre-
nier, Jonathan Bennett, Kelly Thiebaud. (2:00) HALL
March 17 1p
Love at the Shore (’17, Romance) A mother
of two who is an author finds her summer plans
disrupted by the annoyingly unconventional but
undeniably attractive surfer living next door to
her rental. Amanda Righetti, Peter Porte. (2:00)
HALL March 18 11a; 26 4p
Love Blossoms (’17, Romance) A perfume
maker wants to finish a formula left behind by her
late father. She gets help from an inexperienced
botanist with an uncanny sense of smell. Shantel
VanSanten, Victor Webster, Callum Blue, Brittany
Bristow. (2:00) HALL March 18 5p
Love by Chance (’16, Romance) Claire, the
owner of a new restaurant, is too busy to focus
on relationships. Her mother decides to fix this
by finding Claire the perfect man — without tell-
ing Claire. Ben Ayers, Beau Garrett, Brenda Strong,
Garwin Sanford. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 24 5p
The Love Guru 56 (’08, Comedy) An Amer-
ican-born swami must get a hockey player’s
marriage back on track so the man can help his
team win the Stanley Cup. Mike Myers, Jessica
Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco. (1:30) (AL,
AS, V) EPIX March 5 11:30p; 6 8:50a, 5p
Love in Paradise (’16, Comedy) When an
actor who makes Westerns visits a Montana
dude ranch, a woman realizes that he’s actually
a city slicker who knows nothing about being
a cowboy. Luke Perry, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Tom
Butler, Ona Grauer. (2:00) HALL March 1 4p
Love in the Afternoon 5556 (’72, Drama)
A happily married Frenchman is tempted to be
intimate with his kooky afternoon companion.
Bernard Verley, Zouzou, Francoise Verley, Daniel
Ceccaldi. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS) TCM March 11 11p
Love in the Afternoon 555 (’57,
Romance-Comedy) An older American playboy
loves a private eye’s young daughter in Paris.
Audrey Hepburn, Gary Cooper, Maurice Chevalier,
Van Doude. 9 (NR, 2:10) TCM March 13 11:30a
Love Is Better Than Ever 556 (’52,
Romance-Comedy) A Broadway agent agrees
to pose as the fiance of a dance teacher from
Connecticut. Elizabeth Taylor, Larry Parks, Tom
Tully, Josephine Hutchinson. 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM
March 13 8:15p
Love on a Bet 55 (’36, Comedy) A New Yorker
bets he can leave in his underwear and arrive in
Los Angeles with a suit, $100 and a pretty girl.
Gene Raymond, Wendy Barrie, Helen Broderick, Wil-
liam Collier Sr. 9 (NR, 1:15) TCM March 26 11:30a
Love on a Limb (’16, Romance) Always willing
to fight for a just cause, Aimie Roarke chains
herself to her town’s beloved oak tree to stop
the mayor from cutting it down. While attempting
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to outwait her, a handsome landscaper becomes
close to her. Ashley Williams, Trevor Donovan, Marilu
Henner, Jefferson Brown. (2:00) HALL March 4 1p
LOVE, ONCE AND ALWAYS (’18, Drama)
When Lucy’s childhood sweetheart plans to tear
down the Gilded Age estate and replace it with
a golf course, Lucy fights to preserve it. As they
set out to find a compromise, they learn that
embracing the past may be the key to protecting
the future. Amanda Schull, Peter Porte, Anna Van
Hooft, Brittney Wilson. (2:00) HALL March 10 9p;
11 7p; 17 5p; 18 1p; 21 4p
Love Struck Café (’17, Romance-Comedy)
An aspiring architect gets the opportunity of a
lifetime when she’s chosen to develop her home
town’s lake into an entertainment complex.
Unfortunately, to complete the project, she must
convince a lifelong friend to leave her family’s
home. Sarah Jane Morris, Andrew Walker, Garry
Chalk, Cassidy Nugent. (2:00) HALL March 10 1p
Love Thy Neighbor (’05, Suspense) A family
moves into a seemingly idyllic community but
starts to receive threats from an unknown source.
Alexandra Paul, Shannon Lawson, Gary Hudson,
Ksenia Solo. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 6 8a
Love Wrecked (’06, Romance-Comedy) After
saving the life of her favorite rock star, a teen-
ager takes him to a nearby island and tells him
that they are castaways. Amanda Bynes, Chris
Carmack, Jonathan Bennett, Jamie-Lynn DiScala.
(1:29) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 2 4:08a, 6:50p; 28
3:30p, 11:17p; 29 12:05p
Love You to Death (’12, Suspense) A teen
begins a romance with a new student who
becomes a suspect in the disappearance of a
girl. Lindsey Shaw, Jamie Johnston, Jean-Luc
Bilodeau, Kaitlyn Leeb. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) LIFEMOV
March 20 4p
Lovely & Amazing 556 (’01, Come-
dy-Drama) A woman and her two daughters deal
with insecurities about their appearance, weight
and careers. Catherine Keener, Brenda Blethyn, Emily
Mortimer, Raven Goodwin. (1:34) (AL, N) IPLEX
March 5 2:07p, 9p
A Lover Betrayed (’17, Suspense) A one-
night romance with a handsome soldier turns
Tess Ford’s life upside down as his attraction
to her turns becomes a frightening obsession.
Jamie Luner, Jason Brooks, Brent Antonello, Maurice
Benard. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 31 6p
Lover Come Back 555 (’61, Romance-Com-
edy) An adman and an adwoman fight over a
dummy account and wind up in bed together.
Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Tony Randall, Edie Adams.
(NR, 1:47) TCM March 11 7p
The Loves of Edgar Allan Poe 55 (’42,
Biography) Two women inspire the 19th-cen-
tury writer prone to gambling and drinking. John
Shepperd, Linda Darnell, Virginia Gilmore, Jane Dar-
well. 9 (NR, 1:07) FXM March 1 4:25a; 6 1:50a
Loving Jezebel 55 (’99, Romance-Comedy)
Theodorus Melville, who’s spent his whole life
with other men’s women, now finds one of those
men wants to kill him. Hill Harper, Nicole Ari Parker,
Laurel Holloman, Sandrine Holt. (R, 1:26) (AL, AS)
EBLACK March 9 6:04a; 15 5:22a; 25 6:03a
The Luck of the Irish (’01, Fantasy) A teenager
must battle for a gold charm to keep his family
from being controlled by an evil leprechaun. Ryan
Merriman, Alexis Lopez, Glenndon Chatman, Marita
Geraghty. (NR, 1:30) DISN March 17 8p
Lucky in Love (’14, Romance-Comedy) A
woman must adjust to her new, seemingly
perfect life when her pranks on April Fools’ Day
come true. Jessica Szohr, Benjamin Hollingsworth,
Deidre Hall, Ryan Kennedy. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March
3 9a; 5 2p
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LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN 556 (’06,
Crime Drama) A conflict between black and
Jewish gangsters in New York City and a case
of mistaken identity land a man in the middle
of a revenge plot of a crime boss. Josh Hartnett,
Morgan Freeman, Ben Kingsley, Lucy Liu. (R, 1:50)
(AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 6 8:38a
Lucy 555 (’14, Action) An unwilling drug mule
develops superhuman abilities after the synthetic
substance leaks into her system. Scarlett Johans-
son, Morgan Freeman, Choi Min-sik, Amr Waked.
(2:00) (AS, GV) FXX March 7 9p; 8 3p
Lying to Be Perfect 555 (’10, Drama) An
overweight magazine editor leads a double life
as a sassy advice columnist at night. To keep her
alter ego a secret, she agrees to lose weight with
two of her friends and embarks on a life-changing
journey. Poppy Montgomery, Adam Kaufman, Chelah
Horsdal, Audrey Wasilewski. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV
March 2 6a; 30 6a
Lymelife 555 (’08, Drama) An 1970s New
Jersey a teen longs to date a pretty friend while
the marriage of his dysfunctional parents crum-
bles and his brother prepares to go to war. Alec
Baldwin, Rory Culkin, Emma Roberts, Jill Hennessy.
(1:37) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 16 5:24a; 28 11:36a;
29 4:38a
M
MacArthur 5556 (’77, Biography) Gen.
Douglas MacArthur returns to the Philippines,
manages postwar Japan and defies President
Truman. Gregory Peck, Ed Flanders, Dan O’Herlihy,
Sandy Kenyon. (PG, 2:08) (V) ECLASS March 27
11:52p
MacGruber 556 (’10, Comedy) After his
sworn enemy steals a nuclear warhead, a clue-
less soldier-of-fortune leads a skilled team on a
mission to retrieve the device and bring the thief
to justice. Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Val
Kilmer. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) IFC-E March 5
9a; 6 12a; 22 6:15a, 12:30p; 31 4a, 10a
Macon County Line 55 (’74, Crime Drama)
A 1950s Georgia sheriff blames two guys and an
innocent girl for his wife’s murder. Alan Vint, Cheryl
Waters, Max Baer, Geoffrey Lewis. (R, 1:27) (AL, AS,
V) TCM March 9 11p
The Mad Genius 556 (’31, Drama) A crip-
pled Russian ballet master tries to keep his pupil
away from a girl. John Barrymore, Marian Marsh,
Donald Cook, Charles Butterworth. 9 (NR, 1:21)
TCM March 22 7a
Mad Love 555 (’35, Science Fiction) A bald
surgeon grafts a killer’s hands on to the pianist
husband of an actress he loves. Peter Lorre, Fran-
ces Drake, Colin Clive, Ted Healy. 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM
March 12 11:45a
Mad Max 5556 (’79, Action) In an Austra-
lia of the not-too-distant future, a police officer
strikes back against motorized menaces to what
is left of society after a nuclear holocaust. Mel
Gibson, Joanne Samuel, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Steve
Bisley. (R, 1:33) (AS, BN, V) SUND March 20 1:15a,
12:45p; 25 10:45a
Mad Max: Fury Road 5556 (’15, Action)
Fortified in a massive, armored truck, loner Mad
Max joins Imperator Furiosa and her band of
rebels as they try to outrun a warlord and his
henchmen in a deadly high-speed chase through
the Wasteland. Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nich-
olas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne. (2:30) (AS, V) SYFY
March 11 6:30p
Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted
556 (’12, Children’s) Animated. On the run
from a French animal-control officer, Alex and
friends hide out in a traveling circus, where they
perform death-defying tricks and make some
new friends. Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David
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Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett Smith. (2:00) (AS) FXX
March 16 1p; 17 7a
Made of Honor 55 (’08, Romance-Comedy)
A commitment-shy guy realizes he is in love with
his best friend and accepts a spot in her bridal
party in the hope of stopping her wedding. Pat-
rick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan, Kevin McKidd,
Kathleen Quinlan. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 5 9p,
11:30p; 13 8p, 10:30p; 16 10:30p
A Madea Christmas 56 (’13, Comedy)
Madea accompanies her niece to the country
for a surprise holiday visit with the niece’s
daughter, but what they find when they arrive
prompts Madea to dish out her own brand of
Christmas spirit. Tyler Perry, Kathy Najimy, Chad
Michael Murray, Anna Maria Horsford. (3:00) (AL,
AS) BET March 7 7p; 8 4p; 17 5p; 18 2p
Madigan 555 (’68, Crime Drama) The police
commissioner gives two Brooklyn detectives 72
hours to find a killer. Richard Widmark, Henry
Fonda, Harry Guardino, Inger Stevens. (NR, 1:41)
TCM March 18 5p
Maggie 556 (’15, Horror) After his daughter
is infected with a virus that transforms her into a
zombie, a small-town farmer will stop at nothing
to save her. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Abigail Breslin,
Joely Richardson, Douglas M. Griffin. (2:03) (AL, AS)
SYFY March 1 12p; 2 1:31a; 12 8:30a; 13 1:30a
Maggie’s Plan 555 (’15, Romance-Com-
edy) A woman falls in love with a married man,
then devises a strategy to reunite him with his
former wife three years later. Greta Gerwig, Ethan
Hawke, Julianne Moore, Bill Hader. (R, 1:38) (AL,
AS) ENCR-W March 7 8:06a; 15 4:08a; 21 3:37a
Magic Mike XXL 556 (’15, Comedy-Drama)
Three years after retiring from stripping, Mike
Lane reunites with the rest of the Kings of Tampa
for one final, outrageous performance in Myrtle
Beach, S.C. Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Man-
ganiello, Kevin Nash. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC) TNT
March 14 12:30a
The Magnetic Monster 556 (’53, Sci-
ence Fiction) A scientist and his assistant give
an energy-eating isotope a taste of 900,000,000
volts. Richard Carlson, King Donovan, Jean Byron,
Harry Ellerbe. 9 (NR, 1:16) TCM March 26 8:15p
The Magnificent Seven 556 (’16,
Western) Desperate townspeople hire seven
mercenaries to battle a greedy industrialist and
his ruthless henchmen in the Old West. Denzel
Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Vincent
D’Onofrio. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 10 8p;
11 7:40a, 1:40p
The Magnificent Seven 5556 (’60,
Western) A man in black recruits six hired guns
to lead Mexican villagers against the gang of an
outlaw. Yul Brynner, Eli Wallach, Steve McQueen,
Horst Buchholz. (2:10) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 8
3a; 18 4:40a; 24 8:35p; 25 2:30a, 3a, OUTD March
23 5p, 7:30p
The Maid (’16, Drama) When Laura receives
disturbing messages, she thinks her ex-boyfriend
is stalking her. When the pranks follow her home
from school, she realizes she doesn’t know the
person who wants her dead. Kathryn Newton,
Fay Masterson, Kenton Duty, Tom Maden. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 4 8a
MAID IN MANHATTAN 55 (’02,
Romance-Comedy) A senatorial candidate falls
for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a
guest at the hotel. Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes,
Natasha Richardson, Stanley Tucci. (PG-13, 1:45)
(AL, AS) SUND March 4 4p; 5 2a
Major Payne 55 (’95, Comedy) A Marine
with little understanding of civilians commands a
group of young ROTC cadets and falls for a school
doctor. Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons, Bill Hickey,
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Michael Ironside. (1:40) (AL, AS, MV) HDMOV March
11 6p; 15 12:20p; 23 7:35p, 10:50p; 27 7:55a
Maleficent 556 (’14, Fantasy) Maleficent
rises to protect her peaceful forest kingdom from
invaders, but a terrible betrayal turns her pure
heart to stone and twists her into a creature
bent on revenge. Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning,
Sharlto Copley, Lesley Manville. (2:00) (AS, V) TNT
March 3 8p
Malone 55 (’87, Action) An ex-CIA hit man
stops in an Oregon town and stays to fight
the sheriff and a land-grabber. Burt Reynolds,
Cliff Robertson, Kenneth McMillan, Cynthia Gibb.
(R, 1:33) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 2 11:07a,
11:36p; 20 5:37a
Malta Story 555 (’54, War) Peter, a British
photo-reconnaissance pilot, discovers the Italians
are planning a secret invasion of Malta. Though
they have few resources left, Peter and his com-
manding officer, Frank, resolve to fight off the
enemy and save the island. Alec Guinness, Jack
Hawkins, Anthony Steele, Muriel Pavlow. 9 (NR,
1:43) TCM March 28 12:45p
A Man Called Sledge 556 (’71, West-
ern) Two outlaws stage a prison break to steal
a fortune in gold dust guarded by the Army.
James Garner, Dennis Weaver, Claude Akins, John
Marley. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 14 6:41a,
8p; 24 6:26p
Man Down 56 (’15, Suspense) With help from
his best friend, a Marine embarks on a desperate
search to find his wife and son in post-apoca-
lyptic America. Shia LaBeouf, Jai Courtney, Gary
Oldman, Kate Mara. (1:30) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March
6 10:20a; 23 1:20p
A Man Escaped 5556 (’56, Action) A Resis-
tance fighter and his cellmate flee their Nazi
captors. François Leterrier, Charles Le Clainche,
Maurice Beerblock, Roland Monod. 9 (NR, 1:42)
TCM March 19 6a
A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS 5555
o (’66, Historical Drama) Sir Thomas More
opposes Henry VIII’s appointing himself head
of the Church of England. Paul Scofield, Robert
Shaw, Orson Welles, Wendy Hiller. (G, 2:00) TCM
March 2 9p
The Man From Laramie 5556 (’55, West-
ern) A man sets out to avenge his brother’s death
and runs up against a gang selling weapons to
Apache Indians. James Stewart, Arthur Kennedy,
Donald Crisp, Cathy O’Donnell. (NR, 1:44) EWESTN
March 23 12:16p; 24 4:25a; 31 12:54p, 8p
The Man From Snowy River 555 (’82,
Western) An Australian cowboy works for one
of two feuding brothers and falls for the boss’s
daughter. Kirk Douglas, Tom Burlinson, Sigrid
Thornton, Jack Thompson. (2:30) (AL, MV) OUTD
March 9 5p, 7:30p
THE MAN IN THE MOON 556 (’91,
Drama) A couple’s two daughters catch the eye
of their new teenage neighbor in 1957 Louisiana.
Sam Waterston, Tess Harper, Gail Strickland, Reese
Witherspoon. (1:45) (AS) HDMOV March 12 10:20a;
22 4:20p, 8:15p; 27 9:50a; 31 4:55a
Man of Steel 556 (’13, Action) Though
struggling with the ramifications of his extraor-
dinary origin and abilities, young Clark Kent must
become a hero and save those he loves from
a dire threat. Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael
Shannon, Diane Lane. (PG-13, 2:23) (AL, AS, V)
FXM March 16 4:30p, 7:20p
Man of Tai Chi (’13, Martial) A young mar-
tial artist’s amazing skills in tai chi grant him
entry into an underworld fight club. Tiger Chen,
Keanu Reeves, Karen Mok, Simon Yam. (R, 1:45)
(V) EACTN March 12 5:17p; 13 5:35a, 12:15p; 30
2:18p, 9:12p; 31 7:36a
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
Man of the House 55 (’05, Comedy) A tac-
iturn Texas Ranger goes under cover as a coach
to protect a group of college cheerleaders who
witnessed a murder. Tommy Lee Jones, Cedric the
Entertainer, Christina Milian, Paula Garcés. (2:00)
(AL, AS, V) FX March 10 3a, 11a
THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH
5555 (’56, Suspense) Plotters kidnap a U.S.
couple’s son to hide an assassination at Royal
Albert Hall. James Stewart, Doris Day, Brenda De
Banzie, Bernard Miles. (PG, 2:00) (AS, MV) ECLASS
March 24 11:33a, ESUSP March 13 8:35a; 18 9:36a,
6:58p; 21 6:58a
THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY
VALANCE 5555 (’62, Western) Flashbacks
tell the story of a tenderfoot who rose to glory by
gunning down the outlaw terrorizing his small
town. James Stewart, John Wayne, Vera Miles, Lee
Marvin. 9 (NR, 2:02) ENCR-W March 27 4:08a,
EWESTN March 3 1:57p, 9:46p; 9 8:12p; 10 3:47a;
25 11a; 26 12a
The Manchurian Candidate 5556
(’62, Suspense) A Korean War hero’s command-
ing officer discovers he and his platoon were
brainwashed. Frank Sinatra, Laurence Harvey, Janet
Leigh, Angela Lansbury. 9 (2:09) (AS, V) RPLEX
March 9 3a, 8p; 15 1:15p, 11:12p; 25 9:10a, 8p;
31 6:45a, 4:14p
Manny Dearest (’16, Suspense) A single
mother hires a male nanny to help with her
two children, never suspecting that he wants
her family all to himself. Ashley Scott, Mitch
Ryan, Woody Jeffreys, Dylan Kingwell. (2:00) (AS)
LIFEMOV March 27 8p; 28 12a
The Marine 56 (’06, Action) A discharged
soldier returns home from Iraq and finds that
his wife has been kidnapped by the gang of a
murderous thug. John Cena, Robert Patrick, Kelly
Carlson, Anthony Ray Parker. (PG-13, 1:31) (AL, AS,
V) ESUSP March 5 8:14a
Mark of the Vampire 555 (’35, Horror) An
elderly criminologist devises a unique scheme to
unmask the killer behind a series of gruesome
murders. Lionel Barrymore, Bela Lugosi, Elizabeth
Allan, Lionel Atwill. 9 (G, 1:01) TCM March 12 9a
Marley 555 (’12, Documentary) The life
story of musician, revolutionary and legend
Bob Marley, from the early days to international
superstardom. Features rare footage, perfor-
mances and interviews. Bob Marley. (PG-13,
2:24) (AS) EBLACK March 13 5:33p; 14 6:26a; 22
8:23a; 26 10:32a
MARNIE 555 (’64, Suspense) A man struggles
to break the thieving habits of his kleptomaniac
wife and restore harmony to their marriage. Tippi
Hedren, Sean Connery, Diane Baker, Martin Gabel.
(PG, 2:09) ECLASS March 1 7:20a; 2 3:13a; 31
6:45p, ESUSP March 5 4:56p; 6 5:31a
The Marriage-Go-Round 556 (’60,
Comedy) A married professor of cultural
anthropology is stalked by a Swedish amazon
who wants to have his baby. James Mason, Julie
Newmar, Susan Hayward, Robert Paige. (NR, 1:38)
FXM March 25 5:35a
Marriage of Lies (’16, Suspense) When a man
vanishes without a trace, his wife becomes the
number one suspect. Trying to prove her inno-
cence, she digs for the truth and unearths dark
secrets about the man she thought she knew.
April Bowlby, Corin Nemec, Brody Hutzler, Madison
Iseman. (2:02) (AS) LIFE March 24 8p; 25 12a
The Martian 5556 (’15, Science Fiction) Left
behind by his crew, a stranded astronaut must
find a way to survive on Mars, while NASA and
a team of international scientists work tirelessly
to bring him home. Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain,
Kristen Wiig, Jeff Daniels. (3:00) (AL, AS, BN) FX
March 11 8p, 11p; 21 7p; 22 3:30p
Mary of Scotland 555 (’36, Historical
Drama) Queen Elizabeth jails Queen Mary for 18
years, then puts her to death. Katharine Hepburn,
Fredric March, Florence Eldridge, Douglas Walton.
9 (NR, 2:03) TCM March 27 9:30a
The Mask of Fu Manchu 555 (’32, Horror)
Fiendish Fu races archaeologists and a Scotland
Yard inspector to the relics of Genghis Khan. Boris
Karloff, Lewis Stone, Karen Morley, Myrna Loy. 9
(NR, 1:12) TCM March 12 4:15a
MASQUERADE 556 (’88, Crime Drama) An
ambitious sailor tries to charm his way into the
heart and bank account of a naive young heir-
ess. Rob Lowe, Meg Tilly, Doug Savant, Kim Cattrall.
(1:35) (AL, AS, N, V) HDMOV March 5 12:35p; 6
1:25a; 17 8:10p, 11:55p; 21 8:50a; 22 6:30a, 8:50a
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE 55 (’87,
Fantasy) Warrior He-Man and his sidekicks seek a
cosmic key to free a sorceress from Skeletor. Dolph
Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster, Courteney Cox.
(1:50) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 5 4:10p, 11:35p;
11 1p; 20 7:50p, 11:30p; 28 5:05a
Matilda 555 (’96, Children’s) A little girl
develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite
neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress.
Mara Wilson, Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman, Embeth
Davidtz. (1:59) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 1 9p; 2
3:05p; 6 9p; 7 6p; 25 11:55p; 26 4:30p
The Mating Game 556 (’59, Romance-Com-
edy) An Internal Revenue Service agent audits an
evasive farmer and woos his elusive daughter.
Debbie Reynolds, Tony Randall, Paul Douglas, Fred
Clark. (NR, 1:36) (AS) TCM March 25 1p
MAX 2: WHITE HOUSE HERO (’17, Chil-
dren’s) Max, a military service dog, is assigned
to serve on the U.S. president’s Secret Service
detail. Zane Austin, Carrie Genzel, Lochlyn Munro,
Francesca Capaldi. (1:30) EPIX March 5 10p; 6
6:30p; 14 3:05p; 15 3:30a; 22 12:35p; 27 7:20a
Maytime 555 (’37, Musical) An operatic
soprano recalls how she married her teacher
and tragically lost the baritone she loved. Jeanette
MacDonald, Nelson Eddy, John Barrymore, Herman
Bing. 9 (NR, 2:12) TCM March 30 2:45p
The Maze Runner 556 (’14, Science Fic-
tion) A teen awakes within a massive maze with
other teens, with no memory of his past other
than dreams about an organization known as
WCKD. He hopes to escape by piecing together
fragments of his past and clues he discovers in
the labyrinth. Dylan O’Brien, Kaya Scodelario, Aml
Ameen, Thomas Brodie-Sangster. (PG-13, 1:53) (AS,
V) FXM March 25 2:30p, 10:20p
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials 55
(’15, Science Fiction) Thomas and his fellow teen-
age Gladers battle the powerful organization
WCKD while facing the perils of the Scorch, a
desolate landscape filled with dangerous obsta-
cles and crawling with the virus-infected Cranks.
Dylan O’Brien, Kaya Scodelario, Giancarlo Esposito,
Aidan Gillen. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 7 2p; 8
10a; 28 2p; 29 11:30a, FXM March 25 4:50p, 7:35p
McLintock! 555 (’63, Western) A cattle baron
tries to tame his wife amid a feud with settlers
and trouble with Indians. John Wayne, Maureen
O’Hara, Yvonne De Carlo, Patrick Wayne. (NR, 2:07)
EWESTN March 3 4:47a, 5:51p; 16 7:49a; 17 12a;
25 8p; 26 3:44a
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl 555
(’15, Comedy-Drama) An awkward high-school
senior and a gravely ill classmate surprise
themselves by becoming inseparable friends.
Thomas Mann, Olivia Cooke, Ronald Cyler II, Nick
Offerman. (PG-13, 1:45) (AL, AS) FXM March 14
10:30p; 15 12p
Me and My Gal 55 (’32, Comedy) A New
York policeman saves his waitress girlfriend’s
sister from a gangster. Spencer Tracy, Joan Bennett,
Marion Burns, George Walsh. 9 (NR, 1:18) FXM
March 8 4:45a; 18 3a; 24 3a
Me Before You 556 (’16, Romance) A
paralyzed man gets a new lease on life when a
cheerful young woman becomes his caregiver.
Emilia Clarke, Sam Claflin, Janet McTeer, Charles
Dance. (2:00) (AS) EPIX March 7 8p; 8 1:30p
Mean Dreams (’16, Suspense) A 15-year-old
boy steals a bag of drug money and runs away
with the girl he loves. While her violent and cor-
rupt cop father hunts them down, they embark on
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Wiggins, Sophie Nélisse, Bill Paxton, Colm Feore. (R,
1:45) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 12 3:10p; 26 12:14a
Mean Girls 555 (’04, Comedy) Attending
high school for the first time, a teenager becomes
friends with three popular but manipulative stu-
dents. Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey,
Tim Meadows. (2:00) (AL, AS) BRAVO March 15
8p, 11:30p
The Mechanic 55 (’11, Action) After his
mentor is murdered, an elite assassin accepts
the man’s son as an apprentice, so that they both
may take their revenge. Jason Statham, Ben Foster,
Donald Sutherland, Tony Goldwyn. (2:00) (AL, AS,
GV, N) SYFY March 14 7p; 15 5p
The Meddler 555 (’15, Comedy-Drama)
After the death of her husband, a woman moves
from New Jersey to Los Angeles to be closer to
her daughter. Susan Sarandon, Rose Byrne, J.K.
Simmons, Jerrod Carmichael. (PG-13, 1:40) (AS)
ENCR-W March 1 3:50p; 8 12:41a, 1:59p; 26 1:07a
Meet the Fockers 556 (’04, Comedy) A
man fears the worst when he accompanies his
fiancee’s uptight father and mother to meet his
free-spirited mom and dad. Robert De Niro, Ben
Stiller, Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand. (PG-13,
1:55) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 2 7:30p; 3 12:30a; 18
7:30p; 19 12:30a; 31 7:30p
Meet the Parents 555 (’00, Comedy)
When a woman brings her boyfriend home for
her sister’s wedding, her father, a former CIA
agent, takes an instant dislike to him. Robert De
Niro, Ben Stiller, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo. (PG-13,
1:48) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 2 5p, 10p; 18 5p, 10p;
30 10p; 31 5p
Meet the Robinsons 555 (’07, Children’s)
Animated. A mysterious time-traveler named
Wilbur Robinson takes a boy genius on a trip to
the future to spend a day with Wilbur’s eccentric
family. Voices of Angela Bassett, Daniel Hansen, Tom
Selleck, Harland Williams. (G, 1:34) DISN March
11 7p; 12 2p
Meet Wally Sparks 56 (’97, Comedy) As
the threat of cancellation looms, a TV talk show
host pulls an outrageous stunt in an attempt to
boost his ratings. Rodney Dangerfield, Debi Mazar,
Cindy Williams, Burt Reynolds. (1:50) (AL, N) EPIX
March 15 5a
Megachurch Murder (’15, Mystery) After the
apparent suicide of her father, a suspicious teen
finds evidence that points to a murder conspir-
acy involving those closest to her. Tamala Jones,
Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Michael Beach, Shanica
Knowles. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 13 6a
Men at Work 55 (’90, Comedy) Two goofy
garbagemen find a politician’s corpse in a can,
and a toxic-waste scheme behind it. Charlie Sheen,
Emilio Estevez, Leslie Hope, Keith David. (PG-13,
1:38) (AL, MV) EACTN March 6 12:15p; 10 3:44a
Men in Black 3 556 (’12, Action) Agent J
goes back in time and joins forces with Agent K’s
younger self to save his partner, the agency and
mankind’s future. Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones,
Josh Brolin, Jemaine Clement. (2:30) (AS, V) FX
March 12 5:30p, 11p
Men in Black II 55 (’02, Action) Two inter-
stellar agents try to stop an alien disguised as a
lingerie model from destroying the world. Tommy
Lee Jones, Will Smith, Rip Torn, Lara Flynn Boyle.
(PG-13, 1:28) (AS, V) ECLASS March 4 11:41a, 9p;
12 3:06p, 10:12p; 16 12:44p, 7:50p
The Men Who Built America: Frontiers-
men Daniel Boone’s struggle for the future of
his settlement becomes a fight for the future of
America. (2:03) (Part 1 of 4) HIST March 7 9p
The Men Who Built America: Fron-
tiersmen Shawnee warrior Tecumseh unites
the Native American tribes to resist expansion.
(2:03) HIST March 14 9p
The Men Who Built America: Frontiers-
men America turns to General Andrew Jackson
to defend the frontier; frontier icon Davy Crockett.
(1:03) HIST March 21 9p
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The Men Who Built America: Frontiers-
men Davy Crockett’s stand at The Alamo; John
Frémont and Kit Carson set out on a secret mis-
sion. (2:03) HIST March 28 9p
Menace II Society 555 (’93, Drama) Crime,
street sense and the status quo roil the mind of
a teenager in the Watts section of Los Angeles.
Tyrin Turner, Jada Pinkett, Vonte Sweet, Larenz Tate.
(2:00) (AL, AS, GV) VH1 March 9 8p; 10 12:30a
Menendez: Blood Brothers (’17, Biogra-
phy) The inner lives and motivations behind Lyle
and Eric Menendez’s murder of their father and
mother. Courtney Love, Nico Tortorella, Myko Olivier,
Benito Martinez. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 2a
MENTAL 55 (’12, Comedy-Drama) After his
wife is committed to a psychiatric facility, a
distracted politician hires a crazy hitchhiker to
take care of his five dysfunctional daughters.
Toni Collette, Liev Schreiber, Anthony LaPaglia,
Rebecca Gibney. (1:58) IPLEX March 9 1:53p, 9p;
23 12:48a; 31 1:47p
The Mentor (’14, Suspense) A man with a dark
past obsesses over a married teacher who lost
her young daughter. Jes Macallan, Aaron Doug-
las, Nic Bishop, K. Danor Gerald. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 26 8a
The Messengers 56 (’07, Horror) A teen
and her younger brother desperately try to warn
their disbelieving family about ominous appari-
tions that only the children see. Kristen Stewart,
Dylan McDermott, Penelope Ann Miller, John Corbett.
(1:33) (AS, V) IPLEX March 15 7:27p; 16 2:12a,
MPLEX March 9 2:26a, 6:38p; 19 4:16a, 11:51a,
6:45p; 24 9:55p; 27 11:08p
The Mexican 556 (’01, Comedy-Drama)
A bungling gangster must reform to please his
girlfriend but still has one last job to fulfill. Brad
Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini, Bob Balaban.
(R, 2:03) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 1 6:37a; 19 1:16p,
ECLASS March 5 11:25p; 22 12:16a, 10:18a,
EACTN March 11 1:11a, 3:54p; 16 12:39p, 8:54p;
28 6:25a, 8:54p
MI-5 556 (’15, Suspense) A former MI5 agent
investigates the disappearance of Harry Pearce
when the operative is blamed for the escape
of a ruthless terrorist. Kit Harington, Peter Firth,
Jennifer Ehle, Tim McInnerny. (2:00) (AL, AS, V)
SYFY March 9 11a; 10 2a
Miami Vice 556 (’06, Crime Drama) A case
involving drug lords and murder in South Flor-
ida turns personal for detectives Sonny Crockett
and Ricardo Tubbs. Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Gong
Li, Naomie Harris. (R, 2:15) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W
March 15 1:53a, 3:20p; 25 10:52p; 26 10:46a,
EBLACK March 4 1:25a, 10:34a, 7:45p; 28 12:45a,
10:25a, 5:45p; 31 8:23a, 3:42p, 11:51p, ECLASS
March 9 12:37p, 9:39p; 20 12:45p, 9:41p
Michael Jackson’s This Is It 555 (’09,
Documentary) Behind-the-scenes footage cap-
tures pop superstar Michael Jackson as he creates
and rehearses for a series of sold-out shows that
were scheduled to begin during the summer of
2009. Michael Jackson, Orianthi, Darryl Phinnes-
see, Timor Steffens. (1:53) (AS) EFAMLY March 12
9:39p; 13 6:03a
Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt (’07,
Children’s) Animated. Mickey Mouse must save
his friends after his clubhouse mysteriously disap-
pears. Voices of Wayne Allwine, Tony Anselmo, Corey
Burton, Jim Cummings. (NR, :48) DISN March 9 9a
Midnight Lace 555 (’60, Mystery) Scotland
Yard suspects a woman’s problem is not a crank
caller but rather a busy husband. Doris Day, Rex
Harrison, John Gavin, Myrna Loy. (NR, 1:48) TCM
March 24 1p
A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy
555 (’82, Comedy) An inventor, his wife
and two other couples spend an enchanted
circa-1900 country weekend. Woody Allen, Mary
Steenburgen, Mia Farrow, Jose Ferrer. (1:35) (AS)
EPIX March 13 7:35a
THE MIDWIFE’S DECEPTION (’18, Sus-
pense) Jina, a midwife, is a dream come true for
7-month pregnant Sara. Sara eventually suspects
MOVIES
that Jina may have ulterior motives. Katie Savoy,
Penelope Mitchell, Billy Armstrong, Katie McClellan.
(2:02) (AS) LIFE March 18 8p; 19 12:02a
The Mighty McGurk 555 (’47, Come-
dy-Drama) A saloon brawler befriends a British
boy in the 1890s Bowery. Wallace Beery, Dean
Stockwell, Edward Arnold, Aline MacMahon. 9
(NR, 1:25) TCM March 5 11:15a
The Mighty Quinn 55 (’89, Mystery) Power
figures want a Caribbean police chief to find his
friend Maubee, their scapegoat for a murder.
Denzel Washington, Robert Townsend, James Fox,
Mimi Rogers. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS, BN, V) ENCR-W
March 17 8:29a, EACTN March 29 12:51p, 11:50p;
30 7:29a
Mile... Mile and a Half (’13, Documentary)
Five friends set out to hike California’s 211-mile
John Muir Trail in 25 days. Inspired by the group’s
bond and dedication, others join them along the
way. (1:31) IPLEX March 1 4:16a; 5 12:37p; 25
9:22a, MPLEX March 28 12:41a
Miles Ahead 556 (’15, Biography) In the
1970s, down-and-out jazz trumpeter Miles Davis
tries to recover his new session tape from music
producers. Don Cheadle, Ewan McGregor, Emayatzy
Corinealdi, Lakeith Lee Stanfield. (R, 1:40) (AL, AS,
N, V) ENCR-W March 1 2:07p; 2 8a; 20 4:17a; 22
9:18a; 28 4:28a, 11:45a
A Million Ways to Die in the West 55
(’14, Comedy) A pistol-packing woman helps
a cowardly farmer find his inner courage, but
when her outlaw husband rides into town seek-
ing revenge, the farmer must put his newfound
bravery to the test. Seth MacFarlane, Charlize
Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Liam Neeson. (2:30) (AL,
AS, SSC, V) FX March 20 3:30p; 21 7a, FXX March
13 12:30p; 14 10:30a
Mimic 556 (’97, Horror) Married scientists
battle killer cockroaches that develop the abil-
ity to assume human form. Mira Sorvino, Jeremy
Northam, Josh Brolin, Giancarlo Giannini. (R, 1:45)
(AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 13 7:20a, ESUSP
March 19 1:49a; 28 9p; 29 8:20a, EACTN March
1 12:28p, 7:21p; 16 2:45p, 11:50p; 24 10:59a,
9:50p; 25 5:18a
Mimic 2 56 (’01, Horror) Investigating three
faceless corpses, a detective considers a teacher
at an inner-city high school the prime suspect.
Alix Koromzay, Bruno Campos, Will Estes, Joseph
Hodge. (R, 1:22) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 28
10:48p; 31 6:23a
Mimic 3: Sentinel 556 (’03, Horror) While
taking photographs through his window, an
invalid witnesses an attack by a giant, carniv-
orous cockroach. Karl Geary, Alexis Dziena, Keith
Robinson, Rebecca Mader. (R, 1:17) (AL, AS, V)
ESUSP March 4 3:40a; 24 5:19a; 29 12:15a
Mindhunters 55 (’04, Suspense) A serial killer
targets a group of FBI trainees and a Philadelphia
policeman on a deserted island. LL Cool J, Jonny
Lee Miller, Kathryn Morris, Patricia Velasquez. (R,
1:46) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 11 2:50p; 20
7:11p; 30 8:24a, 5:20p
MINE 55 (’16, Suspense) Trapped in the desert
after standing on a land mine, a Marine sniper
must single-handedly fight off the enemy while
waiting more than two days for a convoy to
rescue him. Armie Hammer, Tom Cullen, Annabelle
Wallis, Clint Dyer. (NR, 1:47) (AS, V) ESUSP March
24 3:30a, EACTN March 4 3:03p, 9:44p; 22 5:30a,
12:28p, 7:39p
Minions 556 (’15, Children’s) Animated. On a
mission to find a new master to serve, three Min-
ions meet Scarlet Overkill the world’s first female
supervillain. Voices of Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm,
Michael Keaton, Allison Janney. (2:00) (AS) FXX
March 4 5p, 7p; 14 5p, 7p, FXM March 21 5p, 6:50p
Cable M
Minority Report 5556 (’02, Science Fiction)
A policeman tries to establish his innocence in
a future where law enforcement can arrest kill-
ers before their crimes. Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell,
Samantha Morton, Max von Sydow. (3:00) (AL, AS,
V) TNT March 28 11p
The Minus Man 555 (’99, Drama) An unhap-
pily wed couple unwittingly take in a man who
may be a serial killer, a drifter with a winning
smile. Owen Wilson, Brian Cox, Mercedes Ruehl,
Janeane Garofalo. (R, 1:55) (AL, AS) EBLACK March
1 4:05a, 4:09p; 16 4:30p; 21 6:10a, 3:45p; 27
4:26a, 12:42p, IPLEX March 6 10:37a
Miracles From Heaven 55 (’16, Drama)
Young Anna Beam shows signs of recovering
from a fatal digestive disorder after telling an
amazing story about visiting heaven. Jennifer
Garner, Kylie Rogers, Martin Henderson, Brighton
Sharbino. (1:51) (AS) EFAMLY March 8 1:26a,
9:11a, 6:09p; 16 2:52a, 8:36a, 8p; 31 12:45a,
8:23a, 5:09p, ENCR-W March 27 11:50a
Mirror Mirror 556 (’12, Children’s) Saved
from death by a band of diminutive highway
robbers, an exiled princess vows to win back her
kingdom from an evil queen. Julia Roberts, Lily
Collins, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane. (2:00) (AS)
FREEFM March 15 12a, 9p
Miss Congeniality 55 (’00, Comedy) An
image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI
agent into a beauty queen so she can work under
cover. Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt,
William Shatner. (2:00) (AS, V) FREEFM March 8
3:30p, 9p; 9 5:40p; 14 12a, 5:30p; 30 12a
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fab-
ulous 55 (’05, Comedy) FBI agent Gracie
Hart clashes with her superiors when she jumps
in to save two kidnapped friends in Las Vegas.
Sandra Bullock, Regina King, Enrique Murciano, Wil-
liam Shatner. (2:30) (AS) FREEFM March 8 5:30p;
9 8:20p; 16 3p
Ms. Matched (’16, Romance-Comedy) Despite
differing viewpoints, a wedding planner and a
financial adviser find out that they have more
in common than they thought. Alexa PenaVega,
Shawn Roberts, Leah Gibson, Elise Gatien. (TVG,
2:00) HALL March 12 4p
Miss You Already 556 (’15, Come-
dy-Drama) A woman undergoes treatment to
battle breast cancer while her best friend tries
to get pregnant. Toni Collette, Drew Barrymore,
Paddy Considine, Dominic Cooper. (1:55) (AL, AS)
EPIX March 7 2:15p
Missing 5556 (’82, Drama) An American
businessman joins his daughter-in-law in South
America to search for his son, a left-wing journal-
ist who disappeared during a military coup. Jack
Lemmon, Sissy Spacek, John Shea, Melanie Mayron.
(2:05) (AL, AS, BN, V) IPLEX March 11 9:49a; 12
4:43a; 22 5:25a, MPLEX March 4 11:29p; 5 2:55p;
12 11:15p; 13 9:25a, 7:06p; 17 8:29p; 18 9:28a
Missing at 17 (’13, Suspense) A woman tries
to save her adopted daughter from a criminal,
with help from the girl’s biological mother. Tricia
O’Kelley, Ayla Kell, Marin Hinkle, Micah Alberti. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 7 4p
Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation
555 (’15, Action) Ethan Hunt and his team
take on their most impossible mission yet to
eradicate the Syndicate — a highly skilled, inter-
national organization dedicated to creating a
new world order via a series of terrorist attacks.
Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Rebecca
Ferguson. (3:00) (AS, BN, V) FX March 12 8p; 13
4p; 18 8p, 11p
Mississippi Burning 5556 (’88, Crime
Drama) Two FBI agents face racism while inves-
tigating the disappearance of three civil rights
activists in 1964 Mississippi. Gene Hackman,
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Willem Dafoe, Frances McDormand, Brad Dourif.
(2:10) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 3 3:30a; 14 11:35p;
15 4:20p
Mr. Baseball 55 (’92, Comedy) An aging New
York Yankee gets traded to a team in Japan and
lets them all know how he feels about it. Tom Sel-
leck, Ken Takakura, Aka Takanashi, Dennis Haysbert.
(1:51) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 3 6:41a, 5p; 14 5:03a,
3:09p; 25 5:44a, 6:24p; 29 8:20p; 30 4:55a, 1:38p
Mr. Billion 55 (’77, Comedy) Schemers waylay
an Italian mechanic who has 20 days to claim an
inheritance in San Francisco. Terence Hill, Valerie
Perrine, Jackie Gleason (PG, 1:31) (AL, AS) FXM
March 23 10:25a; 24 7:15a
Mr. Popper’s Penguins 556 (’11, Chil-
dren’s) A stern businessman’s chilly relationship
with his ex-wife and children warms up after he
inherits six mischievous penguins. Jim Carrey,
Carla Gugino, Angela Lansbury, Ophelia Lovibond.
(PG, 1:34) (AL, AS) DISN March 4 5:40p, 9:05p,
FREEFM March 21 9:02p; 22 6p
MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON
5555 (’39, Comedy-Drama) A country bump-
kin faces ridicule and corruption when he takes
his idealistic views to the nation’s capital. James
Stewart, Jean Arthur, Claude Rains, Edward Arnold.
9 (NR, 2:05) TCM March 11 10:45a
Mr. Woodcock 55 (’07, Comedy) A young
author learns that his mother is marrying his
former gym teacher, a man who made his life
hell during high school. Billy Bob Thornton, Seann
William Scott, Susan Sarandon, Amy Poehler. (PG-
13, 1:27) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 2 3p; 23 1p; 24
12a; 31 10p
Mr. Wu 556 (’27, Drama) Silent. A Chinese
aristocrat ruthlessly defends his daughter’s honor
after a wealthy Briton seduces and abandons her.
Lon Chaney, Louise Dresser, Renée Adorée, Holmes
Herbert. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March 4 10p
MISTRESS HUNTER (’18, Suspense) Jackie
hires a mistress hunter to come between her
husband and his mistress. But when the mistress
and her husband wind up dead, Jackie becomes
the number one suspect. Laurelee Bell, Lydia Look.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 16 8p; 17 12a
Mobsters 55 (’91, Crime Drama) Lucky
Luciano, Meyer Lansky, Bugsy Siegel and Frank
Costello start their own 1920s New York gang.
Christian Slater, Patrick Dempsey, Richard Grieco,
Costas Mandylor. (R, 1:44) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP
March 1 5:59a
MODERN TIMES 5555 (’36, Comedy) In
Chaplin’s classic comedy of the Machine Age, a
bolt tightener fails at everything but falling in
love. Charlie Chaplin, Paulette Goddard, Henry Berg-
man, Tiny Sandford. 9 (G, 1:29) TCM March 20 7p
Modesty Blaise 556 (’66, Comedy) An
archcriminal wants diamonds being guarded by
a British secret agent and her partner. Monica Vitti,
Terence Stamp, Dirk Bogarde, Harry Andrews. (NR,
1:59) FXM March 1 9:55a; 2 8:15a
Mom at Sixteen 55 (’05, Drama) After
moving to a new city, a teen’s mother forces her
to hide the fact that she has a baby at home.
Mercedes Ruehl, Jane Krakowski, Danielle Pana-
baker, Clare Stone. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March
9 12p; 26 2p
Mommie Dearest 556 (’81, Biography)
Movie queen Joan Crawford pampers and
punishes her adopted son and daughter. Faye
Dunaway, Diana Scarwid, Howard da Silva, Mara
Hobel. (PG, 2:09) (AL, MV) ECLASS March 15
12:41a; 19 7:06a, 11:42p
Mommy, I Didn’t Do It (’17, Mystery) Ellen
Plainview has finally finished law school and
is looking forward to spending time with her
daughter. However, when her daughter is accused
of murdering a teacher, Ellen must do everything
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she can to protect her family and discover the
truth. Danica McKellar, Paige Searcy, Jaleel White,
George Wendt. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 22 6p
MOMMY’S LITTLE ANGEL (’18, Drama)
Twelve-year-old Katie has had a short but rough
life. When her mother dies from an apparent
suicide, her cousins decide to adopt her. Katie
adores her new family and will not let anyone,
including her abusive father, take her away from
them. Amanda Clayton, Morgan Neundorf, Peter
Michael Dillon, Chris Gallinger. (2:02) (AS) LIFE
March 17 8p; 18 12a
Mommy’s Little Boy (’17, Suspense) When
10-year-old Eric’s older brother Max drowns,
Eric’s mother, Briana, spirals into a dark depres-
sion. Desperate for attention, Eric seeks solace
with the family of his baseball coach, Michael.
Bree Williamson, Peter DaCunha, Paul Popowich,
Sebastian Pigott. (1:59) (AS, V) LIFE March 17
10:02p; 18 2:03a, LIFEMOV March 28 8p; 29 12a
Mommy’s Little Girl (’16, Drama) Raised
in lonely isolation by her controlling grandpar-
ents, Sadie is finally reunited with her mother.
Obsessed with protecting her newfound hap-
piness, Sadie refuses to let anyone threaten her
new life. Fiona Gubelmann, Emma Hentschel, James
Gallanders, Mikael Conde. (2:00) LIFE March 18 6p,
LIFEMOV March 29 2p; 31 2p
Mommy’s Secret (’16, Crime Drama) A
teenager is shocked to learn that her mother is
responsible for a recent string of bank robber-
ies. Charisma Carpenter, Sarah Grey, Amos Mitchell,
Stephi Chin-Salvo. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 18 12p,
LIFEMOV March 31 8a
Money Monster 556 (’16, Suspense)
After losing money on a stock tip, a disgruntled
investor holds a Wall Street guru and a producer
hostage on live television. George Clooney, Julia
Roberts, Jack O’Connell, Dominic West. (R, 1:38)
(AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 1 5:36p; 2 6:20a; 7
2:07a, 9:47a; 12 1:18a, 5:24p; 29 2:53p; 30 1:59a,
ESUSP March 16 7:32a, 5:32p; 20 5:30p; 22 3:41a,
10:18a; 26 8:07a, 5:11p; 27 5:05a
Money Talks 556 (’97, Comedy) Sought
by police and criminals, a small-time huckster
makes a deal with a TV newsman for protection.
Chris Tucker, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Gerard
Ismael. (2:00) (AL, V) TNT March 18 10a; 19 12a
MONEYBALL 5556 (’11, Drama) Faced
with a tight budget, a baseball manager and his
partner recruit bargain-bin players that scouts
have labeled as flawed, but have game-winning
potential. Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill, Philip Seymour Hoff-
man, Robin Wright. (3:00) (AL, AS) TNT March 11
10p
Monster House 555 (’06, Children’s) Ani-
mated. No adults believe three youths’ assertion
that a neighboring residence is a living creature
that means them harm. Voices of Steve Buscemi,
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mitchel Musso, Spencer Locke.
(1:32) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 2 1:28p; 3 10:02a;
6 5:15a, 11:21a; 17 5:12a, 12p, 8:31p; 25 6:28p;
26 7:14a, 1:28p
Monster Trucks 55 (’16, Adventure) Live
action/animated. A high school senior befriends
a strange subterranean creature after building a
monster truck from bits and pieces of scrapped
cars. Lucas Till, Jane Levy, Rob Lowe, Danny Glover.
(1:45) (AS, V) EPIX March 13 10:05p; 14 11:20a,
6:15p; 20 12:35a, 6:15a, 3:25p
Moonlight in Vermont (’17, Romance) Fiona,
a New York City real estate broker retreats to her
family’s quaint Vermont inn after being dumped
by her boyfriend, Nate When Nate shows up at
the inn with a new girlfriend, Fiona devises a plan
to win him back. Lacey Chabert, Carlo Marks, Jesse
Moss, Fiona Vroom. (2:00) HALL March 21 2p; 25 5p
Moonraker 5556 (’79, Action) Agent 007
meets Hugo Drax, a tycoon out to nerve-gas Earth
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
to make room for his space-bred master race.
Roger Moore, Lois Chiles, Michael Lonsdale, Richard
Kiel. (2:15) (V) EPIX March 1 8p; 2 8:30a, 2:20p
Moonstruck 5556 (’87, Romance-Comedy)
An Italian-American widow, engaged to a reticent
suitor, falls in love with his brother. Cher, Nicolas
Cage, Vincent Gardenia, Olympia Dukakis. (1:45)
(AL, AS) EPIX March 1 10:15p; 2 10:40a, 6:15p;
13 1:45a; 25 6:15p
Morning Show Mystery: Mortal Mis-
haps (’18, Mystery) Billie Blessings has gone
from beloved chef, restaurant owner, and morn-
ing show segment host to the prime suspect in
a murder case when one of the executives at
the network dies from poisoning. Holly Robinson
Peete, Rick Fox. (2:00) HALLMV March 17 3p
A Mother Betrayed (’15, Suspense) A newly-
wed woman is committed to a mental hospital
after suffering hallucinations, and soon discovers
that her new husband has a plan to steal her
life and daughter. Lynn Collins, Adam Kaufman,
Bree Williamson, Joanna Cassidy. (2:00) LIFE March
18 4p
Mother of All Lies (’15, Drama) After Sara
helps Abby, her birth mother, get released from
prison, she finds herself in danger when Abby
reconnects with her old partner. When he ends
up dead, both Abby and Sara are hunted by the
police and the dead man’s partners. Francesca
Eastwood, Jennifer Copping, Anna Galvin, Roark
Critchlow. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 29 4p
A Mother’s Escape (’16, Drama) Determined
to save her son from her abusive husband, a
mother hits the road and goes to Oklahoma.
When she learns her husband has accused her of
kidnapping, she realizes she has to end the abuse
once and for all. Tara Buck, Beth Grant, Billy Blair,
Spencer Mabrey. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) LIFEMOV
March 14 4p
A Mother’s Instinct (’15, Suspense) When a
woman’s son goes missing, her daughter believes
their new neighbor is responsible. When the
police won’t investigate the neighbor, the mother
decides to take matters into her own hands. Josie
Bissett, Spencer Drever, Sarah Grey, Richard Harmon.
(2:00) LIFE March 18 2p, LIFEMOV March 9 10a
A Mother’s Rage (’13, Suspense) A stranger
follows a woman and her daughter as they
take a road trip. Lori Loughlin, Kristen Dalton, Ted
McGinley, Jordan Hinson. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 31 6a
Mothra vs. Godzilla 55 (’64, Science Fic-
tion) Mothra defends her offspring when Godzilla
invades their Pacific island nursery. Akira Takarada,
Yuriko Hoshi, Hiroshi Koisumi, Yu Fujiki. (1:31) (AS,
V) RPLEX March 10 4:22a; 21 3:23p, EACTN March
12 2:58a
Moulin Rouge 555 (’01, Musical) In 1890s
France a courtesan falls in love with a young
writer but strings along a duke who can finance
improvements to the night spot. Nicole Kidman,
Ewan McGregor, John Leguizamo, Jim Broadbent.
(PG-13, 2:06) (AS) ENCR-W March 1 2:43a
The Mountain Men 5 (’80, Western) Two
old-time Wyoming fur trappers try to protect a
runaway Indian from her angry ex-mate. Charlton
Heston, Brian Keith, Victoria Racimo, Stephen Macht.
(1:43) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 30 8:35a
Movie Crazy 55 (’32, Comedy) A bumpkin
seeks fame and fortune in the big city under the
impression he’s been offered a screen test. Harold
Lloyd, Constance Cummings, Kenneth Thomson,
Sidney Jarvis. 9 (NR, 1:35) (AS) TCM March 10 3a
Móvil Pasional (’94, Suspenso) Un policía debe
resolver la muerte de un rico extranjero, la prin-
cipal sospechosa es su viuda, y heredera de su
fortuna. Orlando Urdaneta, María Rojo, Miguel Ángel
Rodríguez (2:00) (GV) TELM March 5 3a
MR. & MRS. SMITH 556 (’05, Action) A
husband and wife are unaware that each is an
international assassin who has just been assigned
to kill the other. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince
Vaughn, Adam Brody. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) BRAVO
March 31 7:30p, AMC March 4 5:08p; 5 3p; 16 7p;
17 12p; 21 8p; 22 5:30p
Mr. Deeds 5 (’02, Comedy) A television pro-
ducer tries to get the scoop on a small-town
pizzeria owner after he inherits $40 billion. Adam
Sandler, Winona Ryder, Peter Gallagher, Jared Harris.
(1:58) (AL, AS, BN) FREEFM March 14 9:02p; 15
6p; 23 12a, 3:30p
Mr. Duck Steps Out (’40, Comedy) Animated.
Donald tries to head out for a night on the town
with Daisy, but his mischievous nephews inter-
fere. Voices of Clarence Nash. TCM March 29 9p
Mrs. Doubtfire 555 (’93, Comedy) Estranged
from his wife, an out-of-work actor masquerades
as a nanny to be with his children. Robin Williams,
Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan, Harvey Fierstein. (2:07)
(AL, AS) EFAMLY March 6 1:16a, 12:53p, 8p; 18
8p; 19 1:36a, 12:53p; 30 5:53p; 31 2:36a, 3:02p
Mud 555 (’13, Drama) On a Mississippi River
island, two young friends encounter a fugitive
whose wild tales about a beautiful woman and
a line of bounty hunters come true. Matthew
McConaughey, Tye Sheridan, Jacob Lofland, Reese
Witherspoon. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 1 3a,
HDMOV March 22 6p, 10p; 27 3:45p
The Mudlark 556 (’51, Drama) A waif finds
his way into Queen Victoria’s castle; Prime Min-
ister Disraeli puts the incident to use. Irene Dunne,
Alec Guinness, Andrew Ray, Finlay Currie. 9 (NR,
1:39) FXM March 3 12a
MUFFIN TOP: A LOVE STORY (’14,
Romance-Comedy) After her husband leaves her
for a thinner woman, a pudgy professor turns to
increasingly desperate and hilarious measures
to lose weight. Cathryn Michon, David Arquette,
Marissa Jaret Winokur, Melissa Peterman. (1:40)
(AS) IPLEX March 10 5:44a; 24 12p
Mulan 555 (’98, Children’s) Animated. A Chi-
nese maiden disguises herself as a man to take
her father’s place in battle against invading Huns.
Voices of Ming-Na Wen, Eddie Murphy, B.D. Wong,
Miguel Ferrer. (1:59) FREEFM March 20 9p; 21 6p
THE MUMMY 555 (’32, Horror) An Egyptian
mummy searches Cairo for the girl he thinks is his
long-lost princess. Boris Karloff, Zita Johann, David
Manners, Edward Van Sloan. 9 (NR, 1:12) ESUSP
March 11 9p; 14 8:58a; 25 7:22a
Murder in the Clouds 55 (’34, Action) A
pilot is assigned the task of flying a scientist to
Washington and keeping his explosives formula
out of enemy hands. Lyle Talbot, Ann Dvorak,
Gordon Westcott, Robert Light. 9 (NR, 1:01)
TCM March 26 10:15a
Murder in the Hamptons 55 (’05,
Docudrama) Amid a bitter split from his wife,
multimillionaire Ted Ammon is found dead at his
East Hampton estate. Poppy Montgomery, David
Sutcliffe, Shawn Christian, Aislinn Paul. (TVPG, 2:00)
LIFEMOV March 3 8a
Murder on Pleasant Drive (’06, Docudrama)
With help from her aunt, a woman uncovers dis-
turbing secrets about her stepfather that may
implicate him in the disappearance of her mother.
Kelli Williams, Adam Arkin, Amy Madigan, Susan
Hogan. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 6a
The Murder Pact (’15, Suspense) Connected to
the accidental death of a classmate, four friends
conspire to murder a fellow college student who
knows about their involvement. Beau Mirchoff,
Alexa PenaVega, Renee Olstead, Michael J. Willett.
(2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 2 2p; 13 2p; 30 2p
Murder, She Baked: A Chocolate Chip
Cookie Mystery (’15, Mystery) A baker in
small-town Minnesota turns amateur sleuth
after finding her friend and delivery driver shot to
death behind her shop. Alison Sweeney, Cameron
Mathison, Barbara Niven, Lisa Durupt. (TVG, 2:00)
HALLMV March 13 9p; 25 3p
Murder She Baked: A Deadly Recipe
(’16, Mystery) Bakery owner Hannah Swensen
just can’t keep her hands out of the batter when
murder stirs things up in Lake Eden, Minn. Alison
Sweeney, Cameron Mathison, Barbara Niven, Lisa
Durupt. (2:00) HALLMV March 25 9p
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Mystery (’16, Mystery) Bakery owner Hannah
Swensen must clear her name when the murder
of a rival leaves her a suspect. Alison Sweeney,
Cameron Mathison, Barbara Niven, Lisa Durupt.
(TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 25 7p
Murder, She Baked: A Plum Pud-
ding Mystery (’15, Mystery) As Christmas
approaches, amateur sleuth Hannah Swensen
takes a break from baking to investigate the
murder of an entrepreneur. Alison Sweeney, Cam-
eron Mathison, Barbara Niven, Lisa Durupt. (2:00)
HALLMV March 25 5p
Murder, She Baked: Just Desserts (’17,
Mystery) Hannah Swensen is thrilled when she is
chosen as a guest for the first Eden Lake Dessert
Bake-Off, but when fellow judge, coach Boyd
Watson is found murdered, Hannah takes it upon
herself to find the killer. Alison Sweeney, Cameron
Mathison. (2:00) HALLMV March 25 11p
Murder She Wrote: A Story to Die For
55 (’00, Mystery) While at a writer’s conference,
Jessica Fletcher tries to solve the murder of a
man who wrote a nonfiction book about the
KGB. Angela Lansbury, Robert Mailhouse, Kathryn
Morris, Steven Culp. (2:00) HALLMV March 6 9p
Murder, She Wrote: South by South-
west 5 (’97, Mystery) Sleuth Jessica Fletcher
seeks a woman who witnessed the murder of a
government whistle-blower. Angela Lansbury, Mel
Harris, Keith David, Richard Riehle. (TVPG, 2:00)
HALLMV March 14 9p
Murder, She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle
56 (’03, Mystery) While Jessica Fletcher is in
Ireland for the reading of a will, someone starts
murdering the heirs. Angela Lansbury, Fionnula
Flanagan, Cyril O’Reilly, Lynn Wanlass. (TVPG, 2:00)
HALLMV March 17 11p
Music for Madame 5 (’37, Musical) A naive
opera singer’s desire to perform at the Holly-
wood Bowl plays into the hands of mobsters who
want him as a front. Nino Martini, Joan Fontaine,
Alan Mowbray, Billy Gilbert. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM
March 30 5a
The Music Man 5556 (’62, Musical
Comedy) A librarian hears a sour note when a
charming rogue convinces Iowa townspeople
to start a boys marching band. Robert Preston,
Shirley Jones, Buddy Hackett, Pert Kelton. (G, 2:31)
TCM March 3 11:45a
Music of the Heart 555 (’99, Drama) After
her husband leaves abruptly, a woman becomes a
teacher in an East Harlem school where she gives
violin lessons. Meryl Streep, Aidan Quinn, Angela
Bassett, Cloris Leachman. (2:06) (AL, AS) MPLEX
March 1 4:02a, 7:15p; 5 1:34a, 12:49p; 13 5:14a,
5p; 18 1:35a, 8:57p; 31 8:49p, EBLACK March 22
6:17a, 4:39p; 26 6:35a, 11:21p
Music Within 556 (’07, Drama) After losing
most of his hearing in the Vietnam War, Richard
Pimentel becomes a motivational speaker and a
driving force behind the Americans With Disabil-
ities Act. Ron Livingston, Melissa George, Michael
Sheen, Yul Vazquez. (1:45) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March
2 4:30p; 6 8:45a, 8p
Mutant World (’14, Science Fiction) People
emerge from a bunker 10 years after an apoc-
alyptic meteor strike and discover the world
overrun by crazed mutants. Kim Coates, Holly
Deveaux, Ashanti, Amber Marshall. (2:00) SYFY
March 12 6:30a
Mutiny on the Bounty 5556 (’62,
Adventure) First mate Fletcher Christian leads his
18th-century shipmates in revolt against odious
Captain Bligh. Marlon Brando, Trevor Howard,
Richard Harris, Hugh Griffith. (NR, 2:59) (AS, V)
TCM March 3 8:30a
My Best Friend’s Girl 56 (’08,
Romance-Comedy) Complications crop up when
an unlikable cad dates his best pal’s ex-girlfriend
in the pal’s scheme to convince her to go back
to him. Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, Alec
Baldwin. (1:45) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FLIX-W March
11 9:45p
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My Best Friend’s Wedding 555 (’97,
Romance-Comedy) A writer realizes that she is
in love with her best friend and tries to stop
him from marrying another woman, a guileless
heiress. Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron
Diaz, Rupert Everett. (1:46) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March
2 10:23p; 3 5:13p; 14 11:09p; 15 4:37p, ENCR-W
March 27 2:21a, 10:03a, ECLASS March 12 1:19p;
18 9:05a, 5:36p; 24 7:48a, 7:12p
My Bloody Valentine 55 (’81, Horror)
Friends defy the rules of a legendary murderer
and discover he is real when they start celebrat-
ing Valentine’s Day. Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil
Affleck, Keith Knight. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP
March 17 10:47p; 21 9p; 27 3:32a
My Daughter’s Secret (’07, Drama) After her
jewelry store is robbed, a single mother notices
her daughter’s strange behavior. Jennifer Grant,
Nina Dobrev, Catherine Mary Stewart, Steve Byers.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 28 4p
My Dead Boyfriend (’16, Romance-Comedy)
A woman goes on a manic quest to learn the
truth about her boyfriend after she finds him dead
on their couch. Heather Graham, Kate Moennig, Rich
Graff, Martha Millan. (1:35) (AL, AS) EPIX March 1
1:40a; 8 11:55a; 20 4a
My Favorite Wedding (’17, Romance) Tess
lasers through her best friend’s wedding planning
like the star doctor she hopes to become. After
meeting the groom’s best man, Tess maneuvers
around him like a gurney in the emergency room,
until she learns that he has a few moves of his
own. Maggie Lawson. (2:00) HALL March 4 5p;
16 4p
My First Mister 55 (’01, Comedy-Drama) A
teen with a penchant for morbid poetry forms
a unique bond with her stuffy employer at an
upscale clothing store. Albert Brooks, Leelee
Sobieski, Desmond Harrington, Carol Kane. (2:00)
(AL, AS) FLIX-W March 1 6a; 26 6:15a; 30 4a
MY HUSBAND’S SECRET LIFE (’17,
Suspense) After suffering a miscarriage, Jenni-
fer Jones begins to question her marriage and
catches her husband in a few unassuming lies.
When a sudden accident throws him into a coma,
Jennifer begins to wonder if she ever really knew
him. Kara Killmer, Brett Donahue, Mylene Dinh-Ro-
bic, Rayisa Kondracki. (2:02) LIFE March 25 8p;
26 12:02a
My Secret Valentine (’18, Comedy) A young
woman takes advice from the chalkboard notes
that her mysterious tenant leaves when a slick
sales rep arrives with plans to buy her family’s
prized winery. Lacey Chabert, Andrew Walker. (2:00)
HALL March 10 7p
My Soul to Take 5 (’10, Horror) A teen
must figure a way to save his friends from a
presumed-dead serial killer who has returned
to finish the job he started 16 years earlier. Max
Thieriot, John Magaro, Denzel Whitaker, Zena Grey.
(2:00) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 14 12:30p
My Stepmother Is an Alien 556 (’88,
Science Fiction) An innocent beauty from another
planet becomes the wife of a scientist who has a
teenage daughter. Dan Aykroyd, Kim Basinger, Jon
Lovitz, Alyson Hannigan. (1:49) (AS, MV) EFAMLY
March 26 3:24a, 11:20p
My Sweet Audrina (’16, Suspense) Haunted by
nightmares of her late sister, a young girl slowly
regains memories of the grim truth behind her
death. India Eisley, William Moseley, James Tupper,
Tess Atkins. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 11 6a
Mystery Woman: At First Sight 5 (’06,
Mystery) A sleuth reunites with her estranged
mother, then must prove the woman is innocent
of murder. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina
Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV
March 4 11p
Mystery Woman: Game Time (’05, Mys-
tery) A sleuth tries to solve the murder of a writer
who has connections to the video-game business.
Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina Siemaszko,
Casey Sander. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 4 9p
MOVIES
Mystery Woman: In the Shadows 555
(’07, Mystery) Amateur sleuth Samantha Kinsey is
thrust into the world of espionage while search-
ing for a KGB double agent. Kellie Martin, Clarence
Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (TVPG,
2:00) HALLMV March 4 3p
Mystery Woman: Mystery Weekend 55
(’05, Mystery) An amateur sleuth puts her skills to
the test when an attempted murder takes place in
her bookstore. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III,
Nina Siemaszko, Deborah Van Valkenburgh. (TVPG,
2:00) HALLMV March 4 5p
Mystery Woman: Oh Baby 5 (’06, Mystery)
A couple goes on the run when they are accused
of a murder and leave their baby on Samantha’s
doorstep. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina
Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV
March 4 11a
Mystery Woman: Redemption 55 (’05,
Mystery) An amateur sleuth searches for clues
in the murder of a visitor at a bookstore. Kellie
Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Casey
Sander. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 4 1p
Mystery Woman: Vision of a Murder
55 (’05, Mystery) Invited to a health spa for
the weekend, an amateur sleuth investigates
the killing of a fellow guest. Kellie Martin, Clarence
Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (TVPG,
2:00) HALLMV March 4 7p
Mystery Woman: Wild West Mystery
(’06, Mystery) Samantha investigates the murder
of a cowboy in Clint Taylor’s traveling Wild West
show. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina
Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (2:00) HALLMV March
4 9a; 20 9p
Mystic Pizza 555 (’88, Romance-Comedy)
Three teenage girls come of age one summer
working in a pizza parlor in Mystic, Conn. Julia
Roberts, Annabeth Gish, Lili Taylor, Vincent D’Onofrio.
(1:45) (AL, AS) EPIX March 3 1:05p
N Naughty Marietta 5556 (’35, Musical
The Naked Gun: From the Files of
Police Squad! 5556 (’88, Comedy) A
blundering Los Angeles detective and his boss
foil a plan to assassinate Queen Elizabeth. Leslie
Nielsen, George Kennedy, Priscilla Presley, Ricardo
Montalban. (PG-13, 1:25) (AL, AS, MV) ENCR-W
March 29 4:34p; 30 12:31a, ECLASS March 1
12:11p; 20 3p
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult 55
(’94, Comedy) Ed coaxes his “Police Squad” pal
Frank out of retirement to thwart a terrorist
bombing. Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George
Kennedy, O.J. Simpson. (PG-13, 1:22) (AL, AS, V)
ENCR-W March 6 2:06p, ECLASS March 21 2:58p;
26 6:28a
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of
Fear 556 (’91, Comedy) Frank and Ed of
“Police Squad” blunder through another case,
an energy-related plot in Washington, D.C. Leslie
Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George Kennedy, O.J. Simp-
son. (PG-13, 1:25) (AL, AS, MV) ENCR-W March 29
6:02p, ECLASS March 14 4:50a; 25 10:03a
THE NANNY DIARIES 55 (’07, Comedy)
A college student tries to manage her studies, a
new boyfriend and the rotten child in her care
when she takes a job with a rich but dysfunctional
family. Scarlett Johansson, Laura Linney, Paul Gia-
matti, Alicia Keys. (2:30) (AL, AS) VH1 March 11 12a
The Nanny Express 55 (’09, Drama) A
woman tries to heal a family when she becomes
a nanny for a widower’s two children. Vanessa
Marcil, Brennan Elliott, Dean Stockwell, Stacy Keach.
(TVPG, 2:00) HALL March 19 4p
Nanny Nightmare (’17, Suspense) A harried
housewife hires Owen, her longtime neighbor,
to be a nanny to her newborn son. It isn’t long,
Cable N
however, before Owen decides he would like to
become the man of the house on a permanent
basis. Jake Manley, Erin Cahill, Brady Smith, Tyler
Huth. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 27 10p; 28 2a
Nash (’13, Documentary) The life and career of
Steve Nash, NBA basketball player and entrepre-
neur. (NR, 1:18) EBLACK March 4 9:13a; 8 8:20a;
16 4:51a; 27 3:05a, 9:50a, IPLEX March 13 11:31a;
19 4:36a; 20 2:23a
National Lampoon’s Vacation 556 (’83,
Comedy) The Griswolds and family head by sta-
tion wagon for the California fun park Walley
World. Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo, Christie
Brinkley, Anthony Michael Hall. (1:59) (AL, AS, N)
FREEFM March 22 9p; 27 12a; 28 12a
National Treasure 55 (’04, Adventure) An
adventurer must steal the Declaration of Indepen-
dence and use its hidden map to find a legendary
fortune. Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger, Justin Bartha,
Sean Bean. (3:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 7 6p, 11p;
24 6p; 25 3p, USA March 15 6:05p, 10p
National Treasure: Book of Secrets 55
(’07, Action) A page from the diary of John Wilkes
Booth implicates Ben Gates’ great-great grandfa-
ther as a major conspirator in the assassination of
President Lincoln. Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight, Harvey
Keitel, Ed Harris. (PG, 2:10) (AS, V) ENCR-W March
6 3:29a, 5:21p; 23 12:25a, 9:35a, 5:22p; 30 5:11a
NATIONAL VELVET 5555 (’44, Drama)
An English girl’s dream of racing her horse in
the Grand National thunders to reality with the
help of a former jockey. Mickey Rooney, Elizabeth
Taylor, Donald Crisp, Anne Revere. (G, 2:05) TCM
March 12 5p
The Natural 5556 (’84, Drama) The almost
mythical ability of a middle-aged baseball player
rockets a major-league team toward the 1939
pennant. Robert Redford, Robert Duvall, Glenn
Close, Kim Basinger. (PG, 2:14) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W
March 6 11:46a, ECLASS March 1 1:40a, 3:49p;
16 3:49p
Comedy) An incognito French princess flees to
New Orleans and flirts with an Indian scout.
Jeanette MacDonald, Nelson Eddy, Frank Morgan,
Elsa Lanchester. 9 (G, 1:46) TCM March 3 2:15a
Navy SEALS 556 (’90, Action) Sea/air/land
commandos and a TV newswoman rescue hos-
tages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles.
Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer,
Rick Rossovich. (R, 1:53) (AL, V) ECLASS March 2
9:40p; 3 8:51a
’Neath the Arizona Skies 56 (’34, West-
ern) A cowboy vows to help a young half-Native
American girl who must find her white father in
order to claim her hefty inheritance after the
death of her mother. John Wayne, Sheila Terry,
Yakima Canutt, Buffalo Bill Jr. 9 (NR, :56) EWESTN
March 10 7:09a
Ned Kelly 55 (’70, Biography) An Irish settler
and his brothers turn outlaw after their moth-
er’s arrest in frontier Australia. Mick Jagger, Allen
Bickford, Geoff Gilmour, Mark McManus. (GP, 1:41)
(AS, V) EWESTN March 11 1:19p; 24 1:10p; 25
12:05a, 5:26a
Need for Speed 55 (’14, Action) Determined
to take down his treacherous rival, a street-car
racer runs through a cross-country net of cops
and bounty hunters to enter the most prestigious
race in the underground racing circuit. Aaron Paul,
Dominic Cooper, Imogen Poots, Scott Mescudi.
(2:45) (AL, AS, N) TNT March 23 11:15p; 24 5:30p
Neighbors 555 (’14, Comedy) Parents go to
war with a neighboring fraternity president who
refuses to tone down his house’s raucous activi-
ties. Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Rose Byrne, Christopher
Mintz-Plasse. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FX March 8
11:30p; 9 3:30p
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Nerve 556 (’16, Suspense) Partnered with a
mysterious stranger, a high school senior joins
a popular online game that dares players to
perform increasingly dangerous stunts. Emma
Roberts, Dave Franco, Juliette Lewis, Emily Meade.
(1:40) (AL, AS, N, V) EPIX March 19 8:25a
Never Back Down 56 (’08, Action) A rebel-
lious teenager learns to fight from a veteran of
mixed martial arts after joining an underground
fight club. Djimon Hounsou, Sean Faris, Amber
Heard, Cam Gigandet. (1:56) (AL, AS, V) MPLEX
March 14 11:45p; 15 8:24a, 3:04p, EBLACK March
24 2:47p; 30 2:24a, 12:49p
New York Prison Break: The Seduction
of Joyce Mitchell (’17, Docudrama) Prison
employee Joyce Mitchell helps convicted murder-
ers Richard Matt and David Sweat escape from
the Clinton Correctional Facility in upstate New
York in 2015. Penelope Ann Miller, Myk Watford, Joe
Anderson, Daniel Roebuck. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV
March 1 12a
NEWSIES 556 (’92, Children’s) A newsboy
leads his shortchanged buddies in a strike against
publisher Joseph Pulitzer in 1899 New York. Chris-
tian Bale, Robert Duvall, Ann-Margret, David Moscow.
(3:05) (AS, V) FREEFM March 10 10:55p; 11 10:05a
Next Friday 55 (’00, Comedy) To avoid being
beaten up, a young man goes to live with his
uncle, who just won the lottery. Ice Cube, Mike
Epps, Justin Pierce, John Witherspoon. (2:00) (AL,
AS) BRAVO March 10 5p; 11 12a
Nick of Time 55 (’95, Suspense) If a recent
widower doesn’t kill the governor of Califor-
nia within 90 minutes, a kidnapper will kill his
daughter. Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken, Charles
S. Dutton, Peter Strauss. (R, 1:29) (AL, V) ESUSP
March 15 3:50p; 16 9:13a; 20 6:43a
Night at the Museum 556 (’06, Children’s)
A night watchman at a museum of natural history
discovers that exhibits come alive after the build-
ing closes. Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke,
Mickey Rooney. (PG, 1:48) (AL, AS) FXM March 10
7:30p; 11 12p
Night at the Museum: Secret of the
Tomb 556 (’14, Children’s) Upon learning
that the museum’s magic is disappearing, night
watchman Larry Daley sets out on an epic quest
to the British Museum in London to save his
friends one last time. Ben Stiller, Robin Williams,
Owen Wilson, Dan Stevens. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS
March 3 2:30a
A Night at the Roxbury 56 (’98, Comedy)
Desperate to meet women and open their own
dance club, brainless brothers Steve and Doug
Butabi cruise Beverly Hills. Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan,
Molly Shannon, Dan Hedaya. (1:24) (AL, AS) MPLEX
March 2 2:44a, 10:37a; 6 5:45a, 1:59p; 14 3:39a,
11:56a, 6:37p; 25 7:35a, 5p; 28 12:50p
Night of the Living Dead 5556 (’68,
Horror) People hide in a house from carnivorous
walking corpses revived by radiation fallout.
Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea, Karl Hardman, Keith
Wayne. 9 (1:38) (AS, GV) MPLEX March 6 6:58p;
19 2:38a, 8:18p, TCM March 20 12:30a
Night of the Wild (’15, Horror) Dogs go on a
deadly rampage after a large meteor strikes a
quiet town. Rob Morrow, Kelly Rutherford, Tristin
Mays, Jill Zarin. (2:00) SYFY March 28 6:30a
Night Passage 556 (’57, Western) A former
railroad man guards a payroll shipment, and his
younger brother’s gang robs it. James Stewart,
Audie Murphy, Dan Duryea, Dianne Foster. (NR, 1:30)
EWESTN March 3 10:55a, 11:51p; 15 8:13p; 16
2:52a; 30 4:59a, 12:28p; 31 1a
A Night to Remember 5556 (’58, His-
torical Drama) A ship’s officer sees disaster as
the Titanic hits an iceberg and slowly sinks on
its 1912 maiden voyage. Kenneth More, David
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MOVIES
McCallum, Honor Blackman, Jill Dixon. 9 (NR,
2:03) (AS, MV) TCM March 25 7p
Night Watch 555 (’73, Mystery) The police
and a neurotic woman’s second husband do not
believe she has seen a murder. Elizabeth Taylor,
Laurence Harvey, Billie Whitelaw (PG, 1:45) (AS, V)
TCM March 17 1:45a
Nighthawks 555 (’81, Suspense) Two under-
cover detectives are assigned to a special task
force tracking an international terrorist. Sylvester
Stallone, Billy Dee Williams, Rutger Hauer, Lindsay
Wagner. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 19
11:13p; 20 12:46p, ESUSP March 9 7:18p; 10
5:46a, 3:20p; 25 12:44a, 8:40a, 5:33p
The Nightmare Nanny (’13, Suspense) A
woman uncovers the dark truth about the nanny
who cares for her 3-year-old daughter. Ashley
Scott, Kip Pardue, Mekenna Melvin, Nathan Parsons.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 8 8p; 9 12a; 25 4p
Nightmare Nurse (’16, Crime Drama) After a
bad accident, Brooke’s boyfriend Lance requires
at-home care during his recovery. His attractive
nurse seems perfect until her troubled past comes
to light, making it apparent to the happy couple
that someone is trying to destroy their lives. Rene
Ashton, Sarah Butler, Michael Finn, Steven Good.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 19 10p; 20 2a
Nightmare Wedding (’16, Drama) A woman
comes to regret a past indiscretion with her fian-
ce’s best friend when he becomes their best man.
Nicola Posener, Evan Henderson, Isaac Reyes, Gina
Vitori. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 23 6p
Nightwatch 56 (’98, Horror) A police inspec-
tor suspects a law student or his friend of serial
killings and eerie events at the city morgue. Ewan
McGregor, Nick Nolte, Josh Brolin, Patricia Arquette.
(1:44) (AL, AS, GV) IPLEX March 7 10:36a, 11:06p;
23 3:30p; 24 1:33a
911 Nightmare (’15, Suspense) A 911 dispatch
officer risks her life to investigate the murder of
one of her callers. Fiona Gubelmann, Drew Fuller,
Scott Bailey, Heather Mazur. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 14 6p
No Country for Old Men 5556 (’07,
o Crime Drama) An aging lawman reflects on his
past and laments a changing world while trying
to find and protect a hunter who took the cash
from a drug deal gone bad. Tommy Lee Jones,
Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin, Woody Harrelson. (2:30)
(AL, AS, GV) USA March 10 9a
No Good Deed 56 (’14, Suspense) An
unsuspecting Atlanta woman lets in a charming
stranger to use her phone and soon believes
the adage “no good deed goes unpunished”
when he takes over her home and terrorizes her
family. Idris Elba, Taraji P. Henson, Leslie Bibb, Kate
del Castillo. (PG-13, 1:24) (AL, AS, V) FXM March
23 12p, 10:30p
No Questions Asked 556 (’51, Crime
Drama) An insurance lawyer walks into a trap set
by his ex-girlfriend and her partner. Barry Sullivan,
Arlene Dahl, Jean Hagen, George Murphy. 9 (NR,
1:21) TCM March 24 9p; 25 7a
No Stranger Than Love 56 (’15,
Romance-Comedy) A man becomes trapped in
a giant hole that mysteriously appears inside the
house of his mistress. Alison Brie, Justin Chatwin,
Colin Hanks, Dylan Everett. (1:35) (AL, AS) EPIX
March 9 9:50a
Noah’s Ark (’15, Drama) Chosen by God, Noah
builds an ark to save his family and the faithful
from a devastating flood. David Threlfall, Joanne
Whalley, Nico Mirallegro, Ashley Walters. (TVPG,
2:00) UP March 25 9a
Nobody’s Fool 5556 (’94, Drama) An aging
irresponsible misfit falls in love with an unhappily
married younger woman. Paul Newman, Jessica
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
Tandy, Melanie Griffith, Bruce Willis. (R, 1:50) (AL,
AS, N) ECLASS March 11 1:26a, 4:58p
Non-Stop 556 (’14, Action) During a flight
from New York to London, a federal air marshal
receives a series of text messages informing him
that a passenger will be killed every 20 minutes
until the airline transfers $150 million to an off-
shore account. Liam Neeson, Julianne Moore, Anson
Mount, Scoot McNairy. (PG-13, 1:47) (AL, AS, V)
FXM March 6 12p; 23 8p; 24 12p
Norbit 56 (’07, Comedy) Though married to a
terrible shrew, a man tries to figure out a way to
be with his childhood sweetheart, who has just
moved back into town. Eddie Murphy, Thandie
Newton, Cuba Gooding Jr., Eddie Griffin. (2:00) (AL,
AS, N) TBS March 11 11a
Norm of the North 56 (’16, Children’s)
Animated. A polar bear and three mischievous
lemmings travel to New York to stop a shady
developer from building luxury condos in the
Arctic. Voices of Rob Schneider, Heather Graham,
Ken Jeong, Bill Nighy. (1:35) (AS) EPIX March 9
3:10a
Norma Rae 5556 (’79, Drama) A union
organizer from up North recruits a divorced
cotton-mill worker down South. Sally Field, Ron
Leibman, Beau Bridges, Pat Hingle. (PG, 1:53) (AL,
AS, V) ECLASS March 7 5:08a; 10 11:26p
North to Alaska 555 (’60, Western) A pros-
pector brings a French girl back from Seattle to his
partner in gold-rush Alaska. John Wayne, Stewart
Granger, Ernie Kovacs, Fabian. (NR, 2:02) (AS, MV)
FXM March 10 9:55a; 11 4a
THE NOTEBOOK 556 (’04, Romance) A
man tells a story to a woman about two young
people who become lovers in 1940s North
Carolina. Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams, James
Garner, Gena Rowlands. (3:00) (AS) PARMT March
22 11:30p, 12p, MTV March 3 8p; 4 10:30a
Nothing Left to Fear 5 (’13, Horror) A pastor
his wife and their daughters encounter malevo-
lent forces in a small Kansas town. Anne Heche,
James Tupper, Ethan Peck, Rebekah Brandes. (R,
1:40) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 25 2:26a, 9p; 28
3:19a, 3:20p
Nothing Like the Holidays 556 (’08,
Comedy-Drama) Secret revelations, major life-
changes and inevitable bickering mark a Chicago
family’s Christmas reunion. John Leguizamo,
Freddy Rodriguez, Elizabeth Peña, Alfred Molina.
(1:40) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 4 9:46p; 5 4:48p,
MPLEX March 10 4:37a, 3:19p
Nothing Sacred 5556 (’37, Comedy) A cir-
culation-hungry newspaper brings a terminally ill
Vermont woman to New York as a publicity stunt.
Carole Lombard, Fredric March, Charles Winninger,
Walter Connolly. (NR, 1:15) TCM March 27 2p
NOTTING HILL 556 (’99, Romance-Com-
edy) A man’s life changes when an international
star walks into his bookshop. Julia Roberts, Hugh
Grant, Hugh Bonneville, Emma Chambers. (PG-13,
2:03) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 31 7:54p
The Novack Murders 55 (’15, Docudrama)
Following the murder of hotel heir Ben Novack
Jr., police focus their investigation on his wife,
Narcy. Rob Lowe, Paz Vega, Candice Bergen, Sey-
chelle Gabriel. (TV14, 2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March
21 11:30a
A Novel Romance (’11, Romance) Nate and
Jenny meet in a restaurant and seem to bond.
They are both stuck in bad relationships and
part ways until Nate’s girlfriend dumps him and
Jenny’s boyfriend overdoses. Steve Guttenberg,
Shannon Elizabeth, Milena Govich, Natalya Rudakova.
(2:00) HALL March 17 11a; 26 2p
The November Man 55 (’14, Action) An
ex-CIA agent comes out of retirement to protect
a valuable witness and soon learns that now he
is the target of his former friend and protege.
Pierce Brosnan, Luke Bracey, Olga Kurylenko, Bill
Smitrovich. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) SYFY March 9
8:30a; 19 11:30a; 20 6:15a
Novocaine 556 (’01, Suspense) An upscale
dentist becomes a murder suspect after an
attractive patient seduces him into prescribing
drugs for her. Steve Martin, Helena Bonham Carter,
Laura Dern, Elias Koteas. (1:37) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX
March 3 7:23p; 4 3:24a; 20 4:06p; 21 12:41a,
ESUSP March 6 9:13a, 7:23p
Now, Voyager 5556 (’42, Drama) A Boston
spinster finds a lover after the counsel of a kind
psychiatrist brings her out of her frumpy shell.
Bette Davis, Claude Rains, Paul Henreid, Gladys
Cooper. 9 (NR, 1:57) TCM March 22 1:30a
Now You See Me 556 (’13, Comedy-Drama)
A federal agent and an Interpol detective play a
cat-and-mouse game with cunning illusionists
who rob corrupt business leaders during their
performances, then funnel the money to members
of the audience. Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo,
Woody Harrelson, Mélanie Laurent. (2:30) (AL, AS)
TBS March 17 10a, TNT March 12 4p
Nowhere to Hide (’09, Suspense) A woman
must save her daughter from the same man who
killed her husband. Meredith Monroe, Brian Dietzen,
Lochlyn Munro, Brittany Finamore. (2:00) (AS, V)
LIFEMOV March 14 10a
The Nun’s Story 5556 (’59, Drama) The
daughter of a Belgian surgeon enters a convent
in hopes of serving God as a nursing nun in the
Congo. Audrey Hepburn, Peter Finch, Edith Evans,
Peggy Ashcroft. (NR, 2:29) (AS, MV) TCM March
2 7a
Nuremberg: Nazi Judgment Day War
criminals are brought to justice at the Nurem-
berg trials. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 29 5p, 6p,
7p, 8p, 9p, 10p
Nuremberg: Nazi Judgment Day Albert
Speer, the Third Reich’s Minister of Armaments,
is tried for war crimes. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 1 of 3)
AHC March 4 3a; 8 10a
Nuremberg: Nazi Judgment Day Hermann
Goering, commander in chief of the Luftwaffe, is
tried for war crimes. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 2 of 3)
AHC March 4 4a; 8 11a
Nuremberg: Nazi Judgment Day Rudolf
Hess, Adolf Hitler’s deputy, goes on trial for war
crimes. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 3 of 3) AHC March 4
5a; 8 12p
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? 555 (’00,
Comedy-Drama) A mysterious lawman tracks
three escaped convicts searching for buried trea-
sure in 1930s Mississippi. George Clooney, John
Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, John Goodman. (2:30)
(AL, V) CMT March 6 9p, 11:30p; 21 8p, 10:30p
Obsessed 55 (’02, Drama) A woman claims
she had an affair with a married neurosurgeon
and stands trial for allegedly harassing him. Jenna
Elfman, Kate Burton, Lisa Edelstein, Jane Wheeler.
(TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 23 6a
Obsessed 56 (’09, Suspense) A successful,
happily married executive becomes the object
of unwanted affection from a temp worker at
his company. Idris Elba, Beyoncé Knowles, Ali Larter,
Christine Lahti. (PG-13, 1:48) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W
March 18 10:50p, EBLACK March 1 7:13a, 2:18p,
11:03p; 28 8:34a, 9:22p, ECLASS March 22 6:25a,
11:49p
October Kiss (’15, Romance) After being hired
as a nanny by a widowed, work-obsessed man,
Poppy teaches the family that unconditional love,
family and the joy of everyday occurrences are
the most important things in life. Ashley Williams,
Sam Jaeger, Hannah Cheramy, Kiefer O’Reilly. (2:00)
HALL March 4 9a
The Odd Couple 5556 (’68, Comedy) Fussy
Felix Unger moves in with his divorced poker
buddy, sloppy Oscar Madison. Jack Lemmon,
Walter Matthau, John Fiedler, Herb Edelman. (G,
1:45) TCM March 24 5p
Odd Thomas 55 (’13, Fantasy) A clairvoyant
cook joins forces with his sweetheart and the
town sheriff to prevent an unknown catastrophe
that may be linked to a weird stranger. Anton
PT-DIG
 Yelchin, Addison Timlin, Willem Dafoe, Gugu Mbatha-
Raw. (1:59) (AS) SYFY March 19 6:15a
An Officer and a Murderer (’12, Docu-
drama) A tenacious detective from a small-town
police department investigates Col. Russell Wil-
liams for murder and assault. Gary Cole, Laura
Harris, Rossif Sutherland, Nahanni Johnstone. (TV14,
2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 8a
Officer Down (’13, Crime Drama) A cop’s shady
past comes back to haunt him as he investigates
a series of assaults against women at a strip club.
Stephen Dorff, James Woods, Stephen Lang, Dominic
Purcell. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 28
2:08p; 29 3:17a
The Old Maid 555 (’39, Drama) Her suitor’s
Civil War death forces an unwed mother to let
her married cousin raise her daughter. Bette Davis,
Miriam Hopkins, George Brent, Donald Crisp. 9
(NR, 1:35) TCM March 15 6:45a
Old School 556 (’03, Comedy) Three friends
try to recapture the fun of their college years by
starting their own off-campus fraternity. Luke
Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Jeremy Piven.
(2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) TBS March 9 8p; 10 12p;
30 9p
Olympus Has Fallen 556 (’13, Action)
America’s national security team must rely on
a disgraced former guard to save the president
after terrorists seize control of the White House,
taking the chief of state hostage. Gerard Butler,
Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman, Angela Bassett.
(2:00) (AL, AS, GV) TBS March 17 8a, TNT March
19 4:30p
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
5556 (’69, Action) Agent 007 proposes to a
contessa and foils SPECTRE chief Blofeld’s agri-
cultural plot. George Lazenby, Diana Rigg, Telly
Savalas, Gabriele Ferzetti. (2:25) (V) EPIX March
17 1:45a, 11:55a
ON THE WATERFRONT 5555 (’54,
o Drama) A conscience-stricken ex-boxer stands up
to a corrupt union boss after unwittingly partici-
pating in a fellow longshoreman’s murder. Marlon
Brando, Eva Marie Saint, Karl Malden, Lee J. Cobb.
9 (NR, 1:48) TCM March 25 11a
On Your Toes 556 (’39, Musical Comedy)
A Russian maestro plots to kill a composer for
flirting with a ballerina in New York. Zorina, Eddie
Albert, Alan Hale, Leonid Kinskey. 9 (NR, 1:33)
TCM March 22 5:15a
ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST
5556 (’69, Western) An outlaw working for
a railroad magnate fights a stranger for a New
Orleans widow’s land. Henry Fonda, Claudia Car-
dinale, Charles Bronson, Jason Robards. (2:48) (AS,
V) RPLEX March 1 9:54a, 8p; 10 1:46p, 10:19p;
14 12:03a, 3:36p; 25 1:47a, 5:11p; 30 10:18a, 8p
One Day 556 (’11, Romance) For 20 years,
an idealist and a wealthy charmer reunite on
the anniversary of the day they first met, their
college graduation. Anne Hathaway, Jim Sturgess,
Patricia Clarkson, Ken Stott. (1:50) (AL, AS, BN, V)
IPLEX March 11 3:39p; 12 1:04a; 24 10:10a, 11p;
28 7:10p; 29 2:48a
One Direction: This Is Us 55 (’13, Docu-
mentary) The members of One Direction discuss
their hometown beginnings, their appearance on
“The X-Factor” and their meteoric rise to fame.
Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles.
(1:35) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 2 5:37a, 1:50p; 7
2:36a; 27 3:25p; 28 6:31a
One Fine Day 556 (’96, Romance-Comedy)
On a hectic day, architect Melanie, single mom of
a small boy, meets news columnist Jack, divorced
dad of a little girl. Michelle Pfeiffer, George Cloo-
ney, Mae Whitman, Alex D. Linz. (1:50) (AL, AS)
EFAMLY March 5 1:02a; 23 2:56a, ECLASS March
18 7:14a; 28 8:48a
One Foot in Heaven 5556 (’41, Drama)
A Methodist minister and his wife raise a family
through years of challenge in small-town par-
ishes. Fredric March, Martha Scott, Beulah Bondi,
Gene Lockhart. 9 (NR, 1:48) TCM March 27 6a
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One Man’s Journey 55 (’33, Drama) A self-
less doctor dedicates his life to his patients and
watches his son follow in his footsteps. Lionel Bar-
rymore, May Robson, Dorothy Jordan, Joel McCrea.
9 (NR, 1:12) TCM March 26 6a
One More Train to Rob 556 (’71, West-
ern) Chinese friends help a train robber get even
with a partner for railroading him to prison.
George Peppard, Diana Muldaur, John Vernon, France
Nuyen. (GP, 1:48) (AS, V) EWESTN March 10 2:34p,
9:52p; 22 8:03a, 11:52p; 28 10:40a, 9:22p
One Small Indiscretion (’17, Suspense)
A beautiful young woman hatches a devious
plan to destroy the life of her father’s former
mistress. Ashley Scott, Tiera Skovbye. (2:04) LIFE
March 4 8p; 5 12a
One Week 55 (’00, Drama) An unfaithful
groom-to-be learns that he may have contracted
HIV with just days to go before his wedding.
Kenny Young, Saadiqa Muhammad, Eric Lane,
Milauna Jackson. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK
March 10 2:11a; 15 3:47a, 4:34p; 21 3:03a; 27
6:20a, IPLEX March 23 7:45a; 25 12:30p; 26 5:53a
One Winter Weekend (’18, Romance) Burned
out on dating, Cara, a magazine writer, decides
to go on a dating detox. She plans a ski getaway
with her best friend, but the resort mistakenly
double-books them with two eligible men, includ-
ing Ben, an entrepreneur. Taylor Cole, Jack Turner.
(2:00) HALL March 10 11a
Online Abduction (’15, Suspense) A young
woman uses geotagged pictures to help rescue
her kidnapped brother. David Chokachi, Brooke
Butler, Natalia Livingston, Matthew Ziff. (2:00) (AS)
LIFEMOV March 7 6p; 22 4p
The Only Game in Town 556 (’70, Drama)
A veteran chorus-girl and a gambling pianist
become friends and lovers in Las Vegas. Elizabeth
Taylor, Warren Beatty, Charles Braswell, Hank Henry.
(PG, 1:53) (AL, AS) TCM March 16 9:30p
Only the Strong 5 (’93, Drama) A special
forces officer teaches 12 tough youths “capoe-
ira,” a musical form of kung fu. Mark Dacascos,
Stacey Travis, Geoffrey Lewis, Paco Christian Prieto.
(PG-13, 1:36) (V) FXM March 5 10:20a; 6 8:50a;
24 8:50a; 25 1a
Open Marriage (’17, Drama) A couple agree
to an open relationship with their friends but
are ill-prepared for the jealousy, heartbreak and
betrayal that soon follow. Tilky Jones, Nikki Leigh,
Kelly Dowdle, Jason Tobias. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 23 4p
Open Range 555 (’03, Western) Cattle
herdsmen unite to battle a ruthless rancher
and his henchmen in 1882. Robert Duvall, Kevin
Costner, Annette Bening, Michael Gambon. (2:30)
(AL, AS, V) AMC March 7 8p; 8 5p; 22 8p; 23 5p,
FLIX-W March 1 8p
OPEN ROAD (’13, Action) Angie, a free-spirited
young woman living on her own terms, makes a
connection with a drifter, a handsome cop and
his sister. She finds herself torn between a life of
absolute freedom and being tied to people who
care about her. Juliette Lewis, Camilla Belle, Colin
Egglesfield, Andy Garcia. (1:29) MPLEX March 4
10p; 5 9:18a; 26 1:35p; 27 6:07a
Open Season 556 (’06, Children’s) Ani-
mated. Stranded in the wilderness, a mule deer
and a domesticated bear try to make their way
back to the safety of a town preserve before a
hunter catches them. Voices of Martin Lawrence,
Ashton Kutcher, Gary Sinise, Debra Messing. (1:29)
(AL, AS) EFAMLY March 20 11:49a, 8p; 21 7:18a; 25
8:33a, 5p; 31 11:51a, 7p, MPLEX March 2 10:09p;
3 12:08p; 7 7:19a, 3:31p; 12 5:12a, 1:47p; 16
3:16a, 8:45a, 5p
Open Water 3: Cage Dive (’17, Suspense)
Three friends from California head to the rugged
Australian coast for a cage-dive encounter with
great white sharks. When a massive wave sud-
denly destroys their boat, they find themselves
floating in the ocean with a swarm of hungry
man-eaters. Joel Hogan, Megan Peta Hill, Josh
MOVIES
Potthoff, Pete Valley. (1:30) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March
2 12a, 10:29a
Opening Day (’38, Comedy) When city treasurer
Benchley is called upon to throw out the ball for
the first baseball game at the new Sneeversport
Municipal Park, the speech he delivers reveals
how little he actually knows about baseball.
Robert Benchley. 9 TCM March 29 2:45p
Operation Condor 556 (’91, Action) Hired
by a Spanish baron, a mercenary and his entou-
rage seek Nazi gold buried in the Sahara Desert.
Jackie Chan, Carol “Do Do” Cheng, Eva Cobo de
Garcia, Shoko Ikeda. (1:45) (AS, V) FLIX-W March
15 2:45p; 19 7a, 4:30p; 22 12p, 7:30p; 26 4:30a;
29 5:35a
The Original Kings of Comedy 556
(’00, Documentary) Spike Lee directed this
document of an evening of stand-up comedy
performed by four prominent black entertainers.
Cedric the Entertainer, Steve Harvey, D.L. Hughley,
Bernie Mac. (R, 1:55) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 2
12:56a, 6:06p; 8 11:18a, 9:21p; 25 2:39a, 5:45p
Osama 5556 (’03, Drama) Desperate for
money, an Afghan widow dresses her daughter
like a boy so she can work for a shopkeeper.
Marina Golbahari, Arif Herati, Zubaida Sahar, Khwaja
Nader. (1:30) (AS) FLIX-W March 28 9:30a
Oscar Wilde 555 (’59, Biography) The Vic-
torian wit sues the Marquess of Queensberry for
libel, egged on by the marquess’ son, Lord Alfred.
Robert Morley, Ralph Richardson, John Neville, Phyl-
lis Calvert. 9 (NR, 1:36) TCM March 21 3:15p
The Other Mother (’17, Suspense) A divorced
woman desperately tries to reconnect with her
daughter, fearing that her ex-husband’s new wife
is intentionally leading the family down a dark
path. Annie Wersching, Kimberley Crossman, Tyler
Christopher, Kennedy Tucker. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March
18 10:02p; 19 2:04a, LIFEMOV March 3 8p; 4 12a
The Other Wife (’16, Suspense) Two widows
who simultaneously shared the same husband
must escape from a mob hit man. Kimberley Hews,
Tonya Kay, Christine Sclafani, Lisa Goodman. (2:00)
(AS) LIFEMOV March 26 8p; 27 12a
The Other Woman 55 (’14, Romance-Com-
edy) A wife and two mistresses join forces to
take revenge on the suave cad who betrayed all
of them. Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, Kate Upton,
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. (PG-13, 1:49) (AL, AS) FXM
March 22 5p, 7:15p
The Others 555 (’01, Suspense) A devout
woman with two sunlight-sensitive children
believes ghosts inhabit her darkened island
mansion. Nicole Kidman, Christopher Eccleston,
Alakina Mann, James Bentley. (PG-13, 1:41) (AS)
IFC-E March 15 4:45a, 9:30a; 26 4a; 27 12:45a
La Otra Mujer (’71, Comedia) Un abogado
de muy buena reputación está casado con una
mujer de dinero, pero también tiene tres hijos
con su amante. Mauricio Garcés, Saby Kamalich,
Félix González, Maria Duval. (1:30) TELM March 4 2a
Our Kind of Traitor 556 (’16, Suspense)
A money launderer for Russian gangsters asks
a couple vacationing in Marrakech, Morocco, to
deliver incriminating evidence to an MI6 agent.
Ewan McGregor, Stellan Skarsgard, Damian Lewis,
Naomie Harris. (1:50) (AL, AS, N, V) EPIX March
31 8:20a, 6:10p
Our Man Flint 555 (’66, Action) Superspy
Derek Flint, agent of Z.O.W.I.E., stops a geother-
mal plot to control the world’s weather. James
Coburn, Lee J. Cobb, Gila Golan, Edward Mulhare.
(1:52) (AS, V) RPLEX March 2 11:38p; 13 11:09a;
14 4:50a; 29 8p
Our Old Car (’46, Documentary) A man traces
the history of the cars his father owned. Narrated
by John Nesbitt. 9 (NR, :11) TCM March 24 5a
Cable P
OUT OF TIME 556 (’03, Suspense) Con-
sidered a suspect in a deadly arson, a police
chief must cover his tracks while trying to prove
his innocence. Denzel Washington, Eva Mendes,
Sanaa Lathan, Dean Cain. (PG-13, 1:45) (AL, AS, V)
ENCR-W March 7 9p; 8 10:21a, 5:22p; 16 11:15p;
17 4:43p, ECLASS March 28 10:39a; 30 11:15p,
EBLACK March 4 7:25a, 5:57p; 12 7:56a, 6:12p;
20 11:28a, 9:22p
The Out-of-Towners 556 (’99, Comedy)
An Ohio couple reinvigorate their passionless
marriage during a bizarre 24 hours in New York
City. Steve Martin, Goldie Hawn, Mark McKinney,
John Cleese. (1:32) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 3
11:39p; 4 3:22p
Outlander 55 (’08, Action) An alien soldier
crashes on Earth during the time of the Vikings
and blends his technology with theirs to hunt
his enemy. James Caviezel, Ron Perlman, Sophia
Myles, Jack Huston. (2:00) (AS, V) FLIX-W March
20 8a, 10p; 23 8:30a; 24 5:05a; 28 7:30a, 4:15p
The Outlaw Josey Wales 555 (’76, West-
ern) A Missouri farmer hunts down the Union
soldiers who killed his family and left him for
dead. Clint Eastwood, Chief Dan George, Sondra
Locke, Bill McKinney. (3:03) (AL, AS, BN, R, V) HIST
March 1 12:03a, REELZ March 19 4p, 7p
Outlaw Prophet: Warren Jeffs (’14,
Docudrama) The FBI pursues Mormon polyga-
mist Warren Jeffs for arranging the marriages
of underage girls. Tony Goldwyn, Martin Landau,
Molly Parker, Joey King. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV
March 25 6a
Outlaws and Angels 556 (’16, Western)
In 1887, three violent fugitives hold a couple
and their children hostage in their isolated New
Mexico farmhouse. Chad Michael Murray, Francesca
Eastwood, Madisen Beaty, Ben Browder. (2:00) (AL,
AS, GV) EPIX March 26 2:20p
Outlaws of the Plains 5 (’46, Western) Fuzzy
finds hidden gold on Nord’s land, Fuzzy is eager
to buy it until a friend discovers a gang of outlaws
is planning to rob everyone in the area. Buster
Crabbe, Al “Fuzzy” St. John, Patti McCarty, Charles
King Jr. 9 (NR, :56) EWESTN March 24 6:10a
Over the Hedge 555 (’06, Children’s) Ani-
mated. An opportunistic raccoon teaches fellow
animals about the edible treasures that the new
humans in the neighborhood conveniently leave
outdoors. Voices of Bruce Willis, Garry Shandling,
Steve Carell, William Shatner. (2:00) (AS) ABC
March 24 8p
Overboard 556 (’87, Comedy) A yachts-
man’s wife falls overboard, forgets who she is
and becomes an Oregon carpenter’s mate. Goldie
Hawn, Kurt Russell, Edward Herrmann, Katherine
Helmond. (PG, 1:52) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 4 9p;
5 5:03p; 21 8:47a, 10:52p; 22 7:23a; 24 6:06p; 25
4:17p, ECLASS March 16 10:49a, 9:21p
Overcome (’08, Drama) A rebellious teenager
re-evaluates his lifestyle after an accident. Aaron
U. Brown, Jaycee Lynn, Samuel Potter, Liosi Fehoko.
(1:30) TBN March 3 9p
P
P2 56 (’07, Suspense) On Christmas Eve a lone
woman desperately tries to evade a sinister secu-
rity guard as he chases her through an empty
parking garage. Wes Bentley, Rachel Nichols,
Simon Reynolds, Philip Akin. (1:40) (AL, AS, GV)
EPIX March 14 7:30a
Pacific Rim 555 (’13, Science Fiction) A
washed-up ex-pilot and an untested trainee
must drive an old, obsolete robot in a last-ditch
effort to repel a lethal force of monstrous invad-
ers. Charlie Hunnam, Diego Klattenhoff, Idris Elba,
Rinko Kikuchi. (3:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 22 6:30p,
11:30p; 24 8p; 25 4:30p
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The Pacifier 55 (’05, Children’s) A Navy SEAL
faces the ultimate test when he must care for five
children and protect them from their father’s ene-
mies. Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Brittany
Snow. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 3 7:30a; 24 8a
The Package (’13, Action) Assassins dog the
trail of a mob enforcer who’s been entrusted to
deliver a special parcel to an international crime
lord known as the German. Steve Austin, Dolph
Lundgren, Michael Daingerfield, Darren Shahlavi. (R,
1:33) (V) EACTN March 4 2a
The Pact 55 (’02, Drama) Two families deal
with loss, guilt and suspicion after a suicide pact
leaves one teen dead and her boyfriend alive.
Megan Mullally, Juliet Stevenson, Henry Czerny, Bob
Gunton. (TV14, 2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 7 8a
Paddy O’Day 56 (’35, Musical Comedy)
A young Irish girl finds friends and sings after
coming to America to find her mother. Jane With-
ers, Rita Cansino, Pinky Tomlin, Jane Darwell. 9
(NR, 1:13) TCM March 17 7p
Page One: A Year Inside the New York
Times 555 (’11, Documentary) Filmmaker
Andrew Rossi examines how the New York Times
and its reporters are responding to the massive
changes in the way news is gathered, analyzed
and dispersed. (1:35) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 6
5:31a, 2:26p; 22 10:25a; 24 6:54a
Paid in Full 556 (’02, Crime Drama) A dry
cleaner’s delivery boy becomes one of the most
powerful drug dealers in 1980s Harlem. Based
on a true story. Wood Harris, Mekhi Phifer, Kevin
Carroll, Esai Morales. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, SSC, V)
EBLACK March 5 12:46p; 10 7:17a, 6:49p; 23
2:50p, 10:56p, EACTN March 28 3:18a
The Painted Veil 555 (’34, Drama) A doctor
takes his wife with him to fight cholera in China
after catching her with another guy. Greta Garbo,
Herbert Marshall, George Brent, Warner Oland. 9
(NR, 1:23) TCM March 15 10a
The Pallbearer 556 (’96, Comedy-Drama)
A guy in his 20s has a fling with an older woman
while wooing a girl he liked in high school. David
Schwimmer, Gwyneth Paltrow, Michael Rapaport,
Toni Collette. (1:41) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 10
6:38p, 11:42p; 11 9:52a; 29 5p; 30 8:27a
Pan 55 (’15, Children’s) Whisked away to the
fantastical world of Neverland, a 12-year-old
orphan must defeat the ruthless pirate Black-
beard and become the hero forever known as
Peter Pan. Hugh Jackman, Garrett Hedlund, Rooney
Mara, Levi Miller. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) BBCA March
6 8p, 10:30p
Pandorum 55 (’09, Science Fiction) Two astro-
nauts discover a terrifying reality after awaking
disoriented, aboard a seemingly abandoned
spaceship. Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster, Cam Gigandet,
Antje Traue. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March
5 4:42a, EACTN March 1 6:02a, 3:47p, 11:48p; 21
7:27p; 22 3:56p; 25 1:52a, 8:56a, 6:09p
PANIC ROOM 555 (’02, Suspense) A single
woman and her daughter must play a cat-and-
mouse game after three thieves invade their New
York brownstone. Jodie Foster, Forest Whitaker,
Dwight Yoakam, Jared Leto. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) OVATN
March 9 4p; 12 8p; 13 4p; 24 4:30p; 25 2p
Paper Towns 556 (’15, Comedy-Drama)
Following a night of adventure with his mysteri-
ous neighbor, a teen and his friends use cryptic
clues to find her after she suddenly disappears.
Nat Wolff, Cara Delevingne, Halston Sage, Austin
Abrams. (PG-13, 1:49) (AL, AS, N) FXM March 9
10:30p, FX March 12 7a
Papillon 5556 (’73, Suspense) Safecracker
Henri “The Butterfly” Charriere tries to escape
from Devil’s Island with counterfeiter Louis Dega.
Steve McQueen, Dustin Hoffman, Victor Jory, Don
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MOVIES
Gordon. (2:35) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 13 7:15a;
24 6p; 25 6:20a; 29 8:15p
Paranormal Activity 555 (’07, Suspense) A
young couple move into their first new home but
are disturbed by what appears to be a supernat-
ural presence that is most active at night. Katie
Featherston, Micah Sloat, Amber Armstrong, Mark
Fredrichs. (R, 1:26) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 7 8:15a;
16 7:30p; 17 3a; 28 3p, 11p
Paranormal Activity 2 556 (’10, Horror) A
young woman and her boyfriend visit her family
and learn that ghosts may haunt their new South-
ern California home. Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat,
Brian Boland, Molly Ephraim. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, V)
IFC-E March 16 1a, 9:30p; 19 7a, 8p; 28 5p; 29 1a
Paranormal Activity 3 556 (’11, Horror) A
wedding videographer places cameras through-
out his home to uncover the source of late-night
noises that are disturbing his family. Katie Feather-
ston, Sprague Grayden, Lauren Bittner, Christopher
Nicholas Smith. (R, 1:21) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March
16 11:30p; 19 9a, 10p; 28 7p; 29 3a
Paranormal Activity 4 55 (’12, Horror)
A teenager bears witness to terrifying events
that occur when she and her family become the
temporary caretakers of a creepy neighbor boy.
Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively, Aiden Lovekamp,
Brady Allen. (R, 1:27) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 3
5:15a; 7 4a, 10:15a; 19 11a; 20 12a; 28 9p
Parental Guidance 55 (’12, Children’s)
Modern problems collide with old-school meth-
ods when a man and his eager-to-please wife
baby-sit for their three grandchildren. Billy Crystal,
Bette Midler, Marisa Tomei, Tom Everett Scott. (PG,
1:44) (AS) FXM March 17 12p, 10p
Parker 55 (’13, Action) After his crew dou-
ble-crosses him and leaves him for dead, a
professional thief takes on an unlikely partner
in a plan to hijack the crew’s next big score.
Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Wen-
dell Pierce. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN, GV) USA March
10 11:30a
Passengers 55 (’08, Suspense) A therapist
suspects that a plane-crash survivor knows more
about the accident’s cause and the fates of his
fellow survivors than he is admitting. Anne Hatha-
way, Patrick Wilson, David Morse, Andre Braugher.
(1:35) (AS) IPLEX March 9 7:25p; 10 3:09a, MPLEX
March 4 6:49a, 6:38p
The Passion of the Christ 555 (’04,
Drama) Condemned to die by crucifixion, Jesus of
Nazareth endures the agony of his final 12 hours.
Jim Caviezel, Monica Bellucci, Claudia Gerini, Maia
Morgenstern. (2:00) (AS, GV) UP March 25 6p, 10p
Past Malice: An Emma Fielding Mys-
tery (’18, Mystery) Archaeologist Emma Fielding
finds her colleague murdered in the crypts below
Chandler Castle. When she makes unsettling con-
nections to an age-old curse, Emma, her students,
and FBI agent Jim Conner soon find themselves
in danger. Courtney Thorne-Smith, James Tupper.
(2:00) HALLMV March 27 9p
Past Obsessions (’11, Suspense) A woman
fakes her own death to escape from her abusive
husband, but her peaceful new life is shattered
when he discovers she’s alive. Josie Davis, David
Millbern, Lochlyn Munro, Sonja Bennett. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 8 10p; 9 2a
Pathfinder 55 (’07, Adventure) American Indi-
ans adopt and raise as their own a Viking boy
who was left behind by his own people during a
raid. Karl Urban, Moon Bloodgood, Russell Means,
Clancy Brown. (R, 1:39) (AS, GV) EACTN March 6
3:56p, 11:51p; 21 2:20p, 9:18p; 30 5:48p; 31 1:43p
PATHS OF GLORY 5555 (’57, War) A World
War I French colonel defends three soldiers picked
to be shot for a general’s blunder. Kirk Douglas,
Ralph Meeker, Adolphe Menjou, George Macready.
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
9 (1:30) (AS, V) HDMOV March 18 4:30p; 19
2:10a, 3a; 24 3a; 30 3a
The Patriot 555 (’00, War) A pacifist farmer
of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolution-
ary War and fights alongside his son. Mel Gibson,
Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson, Jason Isaacs. (R,
2:44) (AS, GV) EACTN March 3 3:28a, 1:54p, 9:42p;
15 12:26p, 8:13p; 16 8:15a; 31 1:33a, 9:24a, 5:13p
Patriot Games 555 (’92, Suspense) An IRA
terrorist vows revenge against the ex-CIA agent
who killed the man’s brother and thwarted an
attack on royalty. Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Pat-
rick Bergin, Sean Bean. (R, 1:56) (AL, V) ESUSP
March 11 4:39p
Patriots Rising: The American Revolu-
tion Five unsung Colonial patriots strike pivotal
blows for the cause of American independence.
(TV14, 1:00) AHC March 22 5p, 8p
Patriots Rising: The American Revo-
lution The Continental Army and the cause of
American independence teeter on the brink of
annihilation. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 22 6p, 9p
Patriots Rising: The American Revolu-
tion The British unleash a bold campaign in the
South; unsung patriots help change the course
of the war. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 22 7p, 10p
PATTON 5555 (’70, Biography) Flamboyant
o Gen. George S. Patton receives accolades and
censure as he fights World War II. George C. Scott,
Karl Malden, Michael Bates, Edward Binns. (PG, 2:49)
(AL, V) SUND March 3 2p; 4 1a, TCM March 1 8p
Paul 556 (’11, Comedy) On a pilgrimage to
America’s UFO heartland, two British sci-fi geeks
meet an extraterrestrial and hatch a plan to help
him return to his spaceship. Simon Pegg, Nick
Frost, Voice of Seth Rogen, Jason Bateman. (2:00)
(AL, AS) SYFY March 6 12p; 7 9:29a; 30 11a
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 55 (’09, Comedy)
When crooks shut down a suburban New Jersey
shopping mall, a security officer must find his
inner policeman to save the day. Kevin James,
Jayma Mays, Keir O’Donnell, Bobby Cannavale.
(PG, 1:31) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 6 7:17a; 22
11a; 24 8:30a, ECLASS March 10 8:45a, 5:41p;
27 8:08a, 4:35p
Pawn 55 (’13, Suspense) A robbery turns into
a tense hostage situation when three gunmen
hold up a diner the mob uses as a front. Forest
Whitaker, Michael Chiklis, Nikki Reed, Ray Liotta. (R,
1:28) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 2 5:34a, 2:15p,
11:03p; 6 7:23a, 6:30p; 26 3:33a, 2:57p, EACTN
March 20 1:34a, IPLEX March 8 7:03a
Pawn Shop Chronicles 56 (’13, Action) An
Elvis impersonator, meth-addicted white suprem-
acists, and a man searching for his wife hunt
for a missing wedding ring. Paul Walker, Norman
Reedus, Elijah Wood, Brendan Fraser. (R, 1:52) (AL,
AS, N, V) EACTN March 8 3:43p
Payback 556 (’99, Action) A man seeks
revenge on his wife and crime partner, who
shot him and left him for dead. Mel Gibson, Gregg
Henry, Maria Bello, Deborah Kara Unger. (R, 1:41)
(AL, AS, GV) ECLASS March 9 4:25p, 11:54p; 13
9:39p; 28 4:25p, EACTN March 4 8p; 5 3:32p; 15
4:19a, 4:57p; 24 7:05a, 2:38p
P.C.U. 55 (’94, Comedy) Politically correct colle-
gians unite against the residents of a dorm where
offensive behavior is encouraged. Jeremy Piven,
Chris Young, Jon Favreau, David Spade. (1:25) (AL,
AS) IPLEX March 6 9:12a, 7:36p; 29 6:15a
The Peanuts Movie 555 (’15, Children’s)
Animated. Good ol’ Charlie Brown develops a
crush on the Little Red-Haired Girl while his best
friend Snoopy embarks on an epic adventure as
a World War I flying ace who pursues the Red
Baron. Voices of Noah Schnapp, Hadley Belle Miller,
Mariel Sheets, Alex Garfin. (G, 1:29) FXM March 10
4p, 5:45p; 18 4p, 5:45p
Peeples 55 (’13, Romance-Comedy) A man’s
plan to propose to his girlfriend goes hilariously
awry when he becomes entangled in a web of
white lies and comic dysfunction with her upper-
crust family. Craig Robinson, Kerry Washington,
David Alan Grier, S. Epatha Merkerson. (2:00) (AL,
AS) VH1 March 4 2a
Peg O’ My Heart 556 (’33, Musical) An Irish
villager’s daughter must leave home and live with
British aristocrats to inherit a fortune. Marion
Davies, Onslow Stevens, J. Farrell MacDonald, Juliette
Compton. 9 (NR, 1:29) TCM March 17 3:30a
Penguins of Madagascar 556 (’14,
Children’s) Animated. Plucky penguins Skipper,
Kowalski, Rico and Private join forces with a
savvy spy to thwart a tentacled villain’s plans to
take over the world. Voices of Benedict Cumber-
batch, John Malkovich, Tom McGrath, Chris Miller.
(2:00) (AS) FXX March 1 1p; 2 11a, FXM March
17 5:50p, 8p
The People Under the Stairs 55 (’91,
Horror) A ghetto boy discovers his landlords are
weirdos hiding something in the cellar. Brandon
Adams, Everett McGill, Wendy Robie, A.J. Langer.
(R, 1:42) (AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 12 2:51a,
11:23a; 20 5:27a; 24 4:05a, ESUSP March 30
12:24a
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The
Lightning Thief 55 (’10, Children’s) After
learning he is the son of Poseidon, a youth must
prevent a war among the gods and rescue his
mother from Hades, king of the underworld.
Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson, Alexandra
Daddario, Jake Abel. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TBS March
3 12a; 4 12:30p
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 55
(’13, Children’s) To find the magic Golden Fleece
and save Camp Half-Blood, demigod Percy and
his friends undertake a dangerous odyssey into
the area known to humans as the Bermuda Tri-
angle. Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson, Alexandra
Daddario, Jake Abel. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) TBS March
4 3p; 5 3:15a
The Perfect Assistant 55 (’08, Drama) A
woman becomes infatuated with her boss, and
when his wife becomes seriously ill, she tries
to seduce him. Rachel Hunter, Chris Potter, Josie
Davis, Jason Harper. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 4p
The Perfect Boss (’13, Suspense) Officials
at a pharmaceutical company try to prevent a
researcher from exposing the truth about a dan-
gerous drug. Jamie Luner, Ashley Leggat, Linden
Ashby, Gary Hudson. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 10 2p
The Perfect Bride (’17, Romance) Fitness
instructor Molly runs the Bridal Boot Camp,
helping prospective brides-to-be get in shape
for the big day. Things get complicated when
sparks start to fly between herself and Nick, the
fiance of one of her new clients. Pascale Hutton,
Kavan Smith, Leanne Lapp, Anna Van Hooft. (TVG,
2:00) HALL March 4 7p
The Perfect Catch (’17, Romance) A single
mother reinvents her struggling diner while
spending time with a former high-school boy-
friend who’s now a superstar baseball player.
Nikki DeLoach, Andrew Walker, Chance Hurstfield,
Vincent Dangerfield. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 17
7p; 23 8p
The Perfect Girlfriend (’15, Suspense) Smit-
ten with her new employee, a woman uses the
Internet to impersonate his long-distance girl-
friend and destroy their relationship. Adrienne
Frantz, Jon Cor, Ashley Leggat, Scott Bailey. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 6 10p; 7 2a
Perfect High (’15, Drama) A teen’s life spirals
out of control when she starts abusing painkillers
and heroin with her new friends from school. Bella
Thorne, Israel Broussard, Daniela Bobadilla, Ross
Butler. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 6 10a
The Perfect Man 55 (’05, Romance-Comedy)
A crafty teen invents a secret admirer to prevent
her mother from having another bad relationship.
Hilary Duff, Heather Locklear, Chris Noth, Mike O’Mal-
ley. (2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 22 12a
The Perfect Marriage (’06, Suspense) A con
man convinces his married lover to kill her hus-
band for the insurance money, and his reckless
spending drives her away. Jamie Luner, William
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LIFEMOV March 17 6p
Perfect Match (’15, Romance-Comedy) Forced
to work together, two wedding planners learn
that opposites can produce the most unexpected
results. Danica McKellar, Paul Greene, Linda Gray,
Meghan Gardiner. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 22 4p
The Perfect Match 55 (’16, Romance-Com-
edy) Complications arise when a lifelong playboy
bets his friends that he can date the same woman
for one month without falling in love. Terrence
J, Cassie Ventura, Donald Faison, Dascha Polanco.
(1:40) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 13 3:30a
A PERFECT MURDER 55 (’98, Suspense)
A commodities broker persuades his wife’s lover
to kill her in order to inherit her trust fund. Michael
Douglas, Gwyneth Paltrow, Viggo Mortensen, David
Suchet. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) OVATN March 4 8:30p; 9
10p; 21 9p; 24 8p, LIFEMOV March 17 10p; 18 2a
The Perfect Soulmate (’17, Suspense) An
isolated poet becomes desperate to escape her
controlling, abusive husband. She befriends a
devoted fan, unwittingly inviting another dan-
gerous person into her life. Cassandra Scerbo, Alex
Paxton-Beesley, Scott Gibson, Jeff Teravainen. (2:00)
(AS) LIFEMOV March 12 8p; 13 12a
Perfect Storms An unexplained event in A.D.
536 causes worldwide crop failures and drops
in temperature. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 21
10p; 22 1a; 27 8a
Perfect Storms An earthquake in 1755 off the
coast of Portugal destroys most of the city of
Lisbon. (1:00) SMITH March 14 10p; 15 1a; 20 8a
Perfect Storms A hurricane hits Galveston,
Texas, resulting in the deaths of an estimated
8,000 to 10,000 people. (1:00) SMITH March 28
10p; 29 1a
Petals on the Wind (’14, Suspense) Cathy
Dollanganger returns to Foxworth Hall to con-
front her grandmother and exact revenge on her
mother. Heather Graham, Ellen Burstyn, Dylan Bruce,
Rose McIver. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 11 10a
The Phantom 556 (’96, Action) A pur-
ple-costumed superhero tries to thwart a
master criminal’s acquisition of mystical skulls
with legendary powers. Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson,
Treat Williams, Catherine Zeta-Jones. (1:43) (AL, V)
EFAMLY March 12 6:59a, 1:18p, 11:32p; 26 9:38p;
27 10:07a, MPLEX March 9 3:17p; 19 9:58p; 20
8:39a, 5p; 30 8:36p; 31 11:58a
The Phantom From 10,000 Leagues 5
(’56, Science Fiction) Radiation exposure creates
a mutated monster that kills swimmers and fish-
ermen. Kent Taylor, Cathy Downs, Michael Whalen,
Helene Stanton. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March 27 2:15a
The Phantom of the Opera 555 (’43,
Horror) An acid-scarred composer rises from the
Paris sewers to boost his favorite opera under-
study’s career. Claude Rains, Nelson Eddy, Susanna
Foster, Edgar Barrier. (1:35) RPLEX March 1 6:25p;
2 2:43a; 12 3p, 11:38p; 26 2:09a, 6:25p
Phat Girlz 55 (’06, Comedy) Two large women
— one a tart-tongued gal who wants to be a
fashion designer — struggle to find love and
acceptance in a culture where thin is in. Mo’Nique,
Jimmy Jean-Louis, Godfrey, Kendra C. Johnson. (PG-
13, 1:39) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 5 2:27p, 10:57p;
17 3:18a, 3p; 28 3a
Philadelphia 555 (’93, Drama) Fired by his
firm, a lawyer with AIDS fights back in court with
help from his lawyer. Tom Hanks, Denzel Wash-
ington, Jason Robards, Antonio Banderas. (PG-13,
2:02) (AL) SUND March 16 2a, 12p
THE PHILADELPHIA STORY 5555 (’40,
Romance-Comedy) A snooty socialite fights with
her ex-husband and flirts with a reporter. Cary
Grant, Katharine Hepburn, James Stewart, Ruth
Hussey. 9 (NR, 1:52) TCM March 18 1p
THE PIANO 5555 (’93, Drama) The mute
wife of a settler teaches her lover to play the
piano in colonial New Zealand. Holly Hunter,
Harvey Keitel, Sam Neill, Anna Paquin. (2:05) (AS,
N) HDMOV March 1 6:55p; 2 12:45a, 6:50a; 26
2:10p; 27 2a, 3a
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Piccadilly 556 (’29, Crime Drama) A dancer
at a London nightclub is accused of murdering
a colleague. Gilda Gray, Jameson Thomas, Anna
May Wong, King Ho Chang. 9 (NR, 1:32) TCM
March 4 8p
The Pilgrim 55 (’23, Comedy) Silent. Residents
of a small Texas town mistake an escaped convict
for a minister. Charles Chaplin, Edna Purviance,
Kitty Bradbury, Mack Swain. 9 (NR, :59) TCM
March 19 9:45a
Pillow Talk 5556 (’59, Romance-Comedy)
An interior decorator and a playboy songwriter
share a telephone party line and size each other
up. Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Tony Randall, Thelma
Ritter. (NR, 1:43) TCM March 11 5p
Pineapple Express 556 (’08, Comedy) A
stoner who witnessed a murder flees with his
dealer when a drug lord and crooked cop trace a
rare strain of marijuana back to them. Seth Rogen,
James Franco, Gary Cole, Rosie Perez. (R, 1:52) (AL,
AS, V) IFC-E March 11 5p, 7:30p; 12 12:30a; 23 5p,
7:30p; 30 7:30p; 31 12:30a, 2:30p
The Pink Panther 5556 (’63, Comedy)
Clumsy Inspector Jacques Clouseau chases a
jewel thief and his nephew. Peter Sellers, David
Niven, Robert Wagner, Capucine. (1:58) MPLEX
March 6 2:10a, 12p; 10 6:18a, 1:21p; 22 9:58p;
23 6:26a, 3:02p
The Pink Panther Strikes Again 555
(’76, Comedy) Inspector Clouseau is on the trail
of his ex-boss, who is out to destroy the world.
Peter Sellers, Herbert Lom, Colin Blakely, Leonard
Rossiter. (1:46) (AS, V) MPLEX March 10 9:56p;
11 11:33a; 23 5p; 24 4:38a
Pinocchio (’93, Children’s) Animated. Gepetto’s
wooden puppet comes to life and has to earn the
right to become a real boy. Voices of Jim Cum-
mings. (2:10) FREEFM March 17 10:15a
Pioneer Woman 556 (’73, Western) An
1860s Wyoming homesteader meets challenges
with her husband and without him. Joanna Pettet,
William Shatner, David Janssen, Lance LeGault. (NR,
1:18) EWESTN March 5 8a, 11:33p; 27 8:18a,
11:31p
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s
Chest 556 (’06, Adventure) Capt. Jack
Sparrow must find a way to avoid the clutches
of ghostly pirate Davy Jones and his crew or
be damned for all eternity. Johnny Depp, Orlando
Bloom, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy. (2:45) (AS, V)
TNT March 5 4p
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger
Tides 556 (’11, Adventure) Capt. Jack Spar-
row encounters a woman from his past, who
forces him to go aboard Blackbeard’s ship on a
quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth.
Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffrey
Rush. (3:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 23 5p; 24 12:30p
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of
the Black Pearl 555 (’03, Adventure) A
swashbuckler must rescue a governor’s daughter
from a pirate and his mates, who turn into skel-
etons by moonlight. Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush,
Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. (3:00) (AS, V) AMC
March 9 9:30p; 10 5p; 21 10:30p; 22 2:30p; 26 1p
Pit Pony (’97, Drama) A horse’s companionship
helps a boy overcome his fears and work in a
Nova Scotia coal mine to support his family. Ben
Rose-Davis, Jennie Raymond, Richard Donat, Gabriel
Hogan. (TVPG, 1:34) EFAMLY March 2 8:46a; 21
1:27p; 22 6:08a; 27 2:43a, 4:38p, MPLEX March
6 8:52a; 16 11:34a; 17 5:25a
Pitch Perfect 555 (’12, Musical Comedy)
When a new student joins her college’s female a
cappella group, she takes the women out of their
comfort zone of traditional pieces and introduces
them to innovative arrangements. Anna Kendrick,
Skylar Astin, Rebel Wilson, Adam DeVine. (2:30) (AL,
AS) CMT March 1 7:30p, 11p, COM March 17 4p,
11:30p, PARMT March 6 11p; 7 7:30p
Pitch Perfect 2 556 (’15, Musical Comedy)
When a scandal threatens to derail the Barden
Bellas, the women must get their act together and
redeem themselves at the world championships
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in Copenhagen, Denmark. Anna Kendrick, Rebel
Wilson, Hailee Steinfeld, Brittany Snow. (2:30) (AL,
AS) FX March 5 7p, 9:30p, FXX March 24 5p, 7:30p,
FXM March 11 5p, 7:20p
Pixels 56 (’15, Comedy) Live action/animated.
A home-theater installer leads a team of old-
school arcade champs and a military specialist
in a battle against aliens who base their attacks
on 1980s-era video games. Adam Sandler, Kevin
James, Michelle Monaghan, Peter Dinklage. (2:00)
(AL, AS) FXX March 20 12:30p; 21 10a
Plain Truth (’04, Drama) A cynical lawyer
defends an Amish teenager who is accused of
murdering an infant. Mariska Hargitay, Alison Pill,
Jonathan LaPaglia, Catherine Disher. (TVPG, 2:00)
LIFEMOV March 18 6a
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
5556 (’87, Comedy) An ad exec and a show-
er-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on
the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago. Steve Martin,
John Candy, Laila Robins, Michael McKean. (R, 1:32)
(AL, AS) ECLASS March 18 12:41p, 10:51p; 19
5:29a; 27 11:28a
Planet 51 55 (’09, Children’s) Animated. An
astronaut lands on a planet he thought was unin-
habited, but he finds an alien civilization that
resembles 1950s-era America. Voices of Dwayne
Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long, Gary Oldman.
(1:32) (AS) EFAMLY March 6 9:49a; 7 6:04a; 11
10:38a, 5p; 12 8:41a; 15 11:57a, 6:25p; 24 10:44a,
7p; 25 6:59a, ECLASS March 27 3:02p
Planet of the Apes 55 (’01, Science Fiction)
In 2029 an astronaut leads a human uprising
against a military leader and his army of ruling
simians. Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham
Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan. (PG-13, 2:00) (V)
ECLASS March 1 11:17p; 2 9:05a; 7 12:32p; 26
12:08p; 27 2:08a, ESUSP March 5 2:54p; 13
12:41p; 14 4:50a; 22 8:16a, 6:58p
PLANET OF THE APES 5555 (’68, Sci-
ence Fiction) An astronaut and his team crash
on a world ruled by intelligent, talking simians
who treat humans like animals. Charlton Heston,
Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunter, Maurice Evans. (2:30)
AMC March 8 9a
Plants Behaving Badly Pitcher plant sur-
vival is based on its symbiotic relationship with
a single ant species. (TVPG, 1:00) PBS March 7
10p; 8 3a; 10 4a; 12 5a
Plants Behaving Badly How orchids attract
pollination and the specific conditions needed for
some varieties to grow. (TVPG, 1:00) PBS March
14 10p; 15 5a; 16 3a; 18 4a; 19 5a
Play Misty for Me 555 (’71, Suspense) An
avid listener becomes obsessed with a Califor-
nia disc jockey who had an affair with her. Clint
Eastwood, Jessica Walter, Donna Mills, John Larch.
(1:45) (AS, V) RPLEX March 5 2:25a, 2:35p; 10
7:18a, 6:15p; 16 2:25p, 11:16p; 20 7:38a, 3:56p,
ESUSP March 25 12:06p, 7:15p
Played (’06, Crime Drama) Rival gangs hire a
British thug, who was imprisoned for eight years,
to complete a hit in Los Angeles. Val Kilmer, Gabriel
Byrne, Vinnie Jones, Anthony LaPaglia. (1:29) (AL,
AS, N, V) IPLEX March 18 7:43a
The Player 5556 (’92, Comedy) About 65
real-life movie stars fringe the satire of a Hol-
lywood studio executive who gets away with
murder. Tim Robbins, Greta Scacchi, Fred Ward,
Whoopi Goldberg. (R, 2:03) (AL, AS) TCM March
18 12:45a
The Players Club 55 (’98, Comedy-Drama)
A single mother attending college moonlights as
a stripper in a rowdy nightclub in order to pay for
her tuition. LisaRaye, Bernie Mac, Monica Calhoun,
A.J. Johnson. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 1 4p
Pocahontas 556 (’95, Children’s) Animated.
Based on a story of John Smith, a Powhatan
Cable P
Indian stops a war between her tribe and the
British by interceding with the chief, her father.
Voice of Irene Bedard, Voice of Judy Kuhn, Voice of
Mel Gibson, Voice of Linda Hunt. (1:55) FREEFM
March 30 4:30p; 31 1:05p
Pocket Listing (’15, Action) When a power
player and his sultry wife hire a disgraced prop-
erty broker to discreetly market and sell their
Malibu villa, double crosses, adultery, murder
and revenge ensue. Rob Lowe, Burt Reynolds, Noel
Gugliemi, Kwesi Boakye. (1:35) (AL, AS, N, V) EPIX
March 6 7:15a; 27 8:50a
Poetic Justice 556 (’93, Romance-Comedy)
A beauty-salon worker goes from South Central
Los Angeles to Oakland in a mail truck with a guy
she cannot stand. Janet Jackson, Tupac Shakur,
Regina King, Joe Torry. (1:52) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX
March 2 2:52p; 3 12:43a; 22 3:13p, 10:54p
Point Break 55 (’15, Action) Young FBI recruit
Johnny Utah goes under cover to infiltrate a gang
of extreme athletes who perform daredevil heists.
Édgar Ramírez, Luke Bracey, Ray Winstone, Teresa
Palmer. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 9 8p
Point Break 555 (’91, Action) An FBI agent
turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who
wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents. Patrick
Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey, Lori Petty. (R,
2:02) (AL, AS, BN, V) SUND March 5 9p; 6 6:15p;
18 4:15p; 19 1:30a; 27 5:15p; 28 10:15a
Poltergeist 5556 (’82, Horror) A suburban
couple’s little girl is drawn from her bedroom into
a nightmarish other dimension. Craig T. Nelson,
JoBeth Williams, Beatrice Straight, Dominique Dunne.
(PG, 1:54) (AL, AS, V) TCM March 8 9:15p
Poltergeist 55 (’15, Horror) Parapsychologists
visit a family’s home when sinister spirits hold
their youngest daughter captive. Sam Rockwell,
Rosemarie DeWitt, Kyle Catlett, Jane Adams. (PG-13,
1:33) (AL, AS) FXM March 12 3p, 8:50p
Polycarp (’15, Historical Drama) During the
second century, Anna, a young slave girl, is res-
cued by Christians in Smyrna and befriended
by the bishop. As she struggles to reconcile her
beliefs, she and other Christians stand up for their
faith when Caesar demands worship from all.
Garry Nation, Eliya Hurt, Rusty Martin, Justin Lewis.
(1:30) EWTN March 3 5p; 4 10:30p
Portrait of Love (’14, Romance) Returning
to her hometown, a renowned photographer
encounters the man who broke her heart. Jason
Dohring, Bree Williamson, Corbin Bernsen, Frances
Fisher. (2:00) HALL March 17 9a
Posse From Hell 556 (’61, Western) A
deputized gunfighter leads the hunt for killer
bank robbers holding a woman hostage. Audie
Murphy, John Saxon, Zohra Lampert, Vic Morrow.
(NR, 1:29) EWESTN March 5 12:30p; 6 12:49a; 28
12:30p; 29 12:52a
The Possession 55 (’12, Horror) Parents
must work together to save their young daughter
from a dybbuk, a malevolent spirit that inhabits
and ultimately devours its human host. Jeffrey
Dean Morgan, Kyra Sedgwick, Natasha Calis, Mad-
ison Davenport. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 8 12p;
9 2a; 30 7a
POUND OF FLESH (’15, Action) A former
black-ops agent begins a blood-soaked quest
to find the organ thieves who stole his kidney
before he could donate it to his dying niece. Jean-
Claude Van Damme, Darren Shahlavi, Terese Cilluffo,
John Ralston. (R, 1:44) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 16
7:13p; 17 1:55a; 19 3:37a; 28 5:03p
Prairie Badmen 56 (’46, Western) Cowboy
Billy Carson and his pal help a medicine-show
man with a treasure map. Buster Crabbe, Al “Fuzzy”
St. John, Patricia Knox 9 (NR, :55) EWESTN March
19 7:09a
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The Preacher’s Mistress (’13, Suspense)
A woman’s affair with a cleric turns disastrous
when the man’s wife is found murdered. Sarah
Lancaster, Natalia Cigliuti, Drew Waters, Eleese Lester.
(2:00) LIFE March 4 6p
The Preacher’s Sin (’15, Drama) A popular
radio preacher and author tries to keep his less-
than-perfect home life under wraps, but his life
begins to implode with the discovery of a son
from a brief extramarital affair. JR Bourne, Allie
Gonino, Tara Spencer-Nairn, Tori Barban. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 13 10a
Precious Cargo (’16, Action) To get back in
the good graces of her murderous boss, a seduc-
tive thief recruits an ex-lover to steal rare and
valuable gems. Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Bruce Willis,
Claire Forlani, Daniel Bernhardt. (1:35) (AL, AS, V)
EPIX March 5 12:50p
PREDATORS 55 (’10, Science Fiction) On
an alien planet, a mercenary and his ragtag
band of fighters struggle to survive against an
onslaught of fearsome warriors who hunt them
for sport. Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Alice Braga,
Walton Goggins. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 3
8:30p; 4 5:35p; 12 9p; 13 5:37p; 28 11p; 29 4:36p
The Pregnancy Pact (’10, Drama) A woman
returns to her hometown to investigate the
sudden increase in teenage pregnancies. Nancy
Travis, Thora Birch, Camryn Manheim, Madisen Beaty.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 17 10a
The Pregnancy Project (’12, Docudrama) As
part of a social experiment, high-school student
Gaby Rodriguez pretends to be pregnant. Alexa
Vega, Judy Reyes, Walter Perez, Sarah Smyth. (TVPG,
2:00) LIFEMOV March 2 8a; 30 8a
Pregnant at 17 (’16, Suspense) Chelsea thinks
her life is turning around until she discovers she
is pregnant. Sonia, her lover’s wife, feels sorry for
her and tries to help her. When a dark figure from
Chelsea’s past returns, it puts all of their lives in
danger. Josie Bissett, Zoé De Grand Maison, Roark
Critchlow, Jake Manley. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 6 6p
Premium Rush 555 (’12, Action) A bike
messenger’s last delivery of the day turns into a
life-or-death chase through Manhattan. Joseph
Gordon-Levitt, Michael Shannon, Dania Ramirez,
Jamie Chung. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 12 1a
Premonition 55 (’07, Suspense) A woman
battles time and destiny to save her family after
experiencing a precognitive vision of her hus-
band’s death. Sandra Bullock, Julian McMahon,
Nia Long, Kate Nelligan. (PG-13, 1:36) (AL, AS, V)
ENCR-W March 11 9p, ESUSP March 16 3:53p; 21
12:17p; 22 12:18a; 24 6:40a, 3:59p
The Presidio 55 (’88, Action) An Army provost
marshal clashes with a detective over a murder
at the San Francisco military base. Sean Connery,
Mark Harmon, Meg Ryan, Jack Warden. (1:45) (AL,
AS, V) EPIX March 8 8p; 9 2:50p; 22 1:50a
Prestige 556 (’32, Adventure) The heat gets
to a French army captain whose wife joins him
at a jungle outpost. Ann Harding, Adolphe Menjou,
Melvyn Douglas, Ian MacLaren. 9 (NR, 1:13) TCM
March 8 3:45a
The Prestige 555 (’06, Drama) After an
illusion goes tragically wrong, two 19th-century
magicians engage in a bitter and potentially
deadly rivalry. Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale,
Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson. (3:00) (AS, V)
VICE March 10 11a; 11 8a
Presumed Dead (’05, Suspense) A man and
a woman try to make their marriage work, with
murderous consequences. Sherilyn Fenn, Duncan
Regehr, Rhonda Dent, Jay Brazeau. (2:00) (AS)
LIFEMOV March 29 6a
Presumed Dead in Paradise (’14, Sus-
pense) While on an island getaway with her
stepmother, a rebellious teen uncovers a dark
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conspiracy that involves her late father. Malese
Jow, Olivia d’Abo, Gavin Houston, Luis Omar O’Farrill.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 4p
Pretty Bird 55 (’08, Comedy-Drama) A fast-
talking entrepreneur ropes a jobless scientist into
his scheme to make and sell rocket belts. Billy
Crudup, Paul Giamatti, David Hornsby, Kristen Wiig.
(1:45) (AL, AS) EPIX March 28 4:45a
Pretty Little Addict (’15, Suspense) After
losing her father to cancer, Jennifer’s drinking
leads to a tragic accident that leaves a col-
lege-bound track star unable to walk. Now in
rehab, Jennifer believes she’s getting her life back
on track until someone comes seeking revenge.
Andrea Bowen, Scott Lyster, Chelah Horsdal, Morgan
Taylor Campbell. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 2 12p; 30
12p
Pretty Persuasion 55 (’05, Comedy-Drama)
A manipulative teenager and her two friends
conspire to falsely accuse a teacher of molesting
them. Evan Rachel Wood, Ron Livingston, James
Woods, Jane Krakowski. (1:55) (AL, AS, SSC) FLIX-W
March 16 12:30p; 20 12p; 22 3:45p; 23 1a; 28
2:25p, 9:35p
Pretty Woman 555 (’90, Romance-Comedy)
A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be
his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills.
Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, Ralph Bellamy, Jason
Alexander. (3:02) (AL, AS) LIFE March 5 7p; 6 12a;
11 8p; 12 12:02a
PREY (’07, Suspense) Hungry lions at a South
African game reserve trap a woman and her two
stepchildren inside a car. Bridget Moynahan, Peter
Weller, Carly Schroeder, Jamie Bartlett. (NR, 1:32)
(AS) ESUSP March 15 1:54a; 20 5:10a; 28 1:46a
Priceless 55 (’16, Drama) A troubled widower
tries to save two young Mexican sisters after he
discovers them in the back of the truck that he’s
driving cross-country for a one-time payment.
Joel Smallbone, David Koechner, Bianca Santos,
Amber Midthunder. (1:40) (AS, V) EPIX March 6
3:20p; 22 3:30a
Pride 556 (’07, Drama) In the 1970s an aficio-
nado and a janitor renovate an abandoned pool
and establish a swim team in one of Philadel-
phia’s roughest neighborhoods. Terrence Howard,
Bernie Mac, Kevin Phillips, Evan Ross. (2:00) (AL,
AS, V) FLIX-W March 9 1:45p; 11 6:30a; 13 8:45a,
3:45p
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOM-
BIES 55 (’16, Horror) In 19th-century
England, Elizabeth Bennet, master of martial arts
and weaponry, joins forces with zombie killer
Mr. Darcy to battle the undead. Lily James, Sam
Riley, Bella Heathcote, Ellie Bamber. (2:30) (AS, V)
FXX March 18 5p, 7:30p; 23 12:30p; 24 9:30a; 27
12:30p; 28 9:30a
Pride of the Marines 5556 (’45, Biogra-
phy) Blinded on Guadalcanal, war hero Al Schmid
comes home unsure about his wife and future.
John Garfield, Eleanor Parker, Dane Clark, John Rid-
gely. 9 (NR, 1:59) TCM March 28 10:15p
THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES 5555
(’42, Biography) Lou Gehrig leads the New York
baseball team for years and then, slowly dying,
retires with a stadium farewell. Gary Cooper,
Teresa Wright, Babe Ruth, Walter Brennan. 9
(NR, 2:07) TCM March 1 12:45p
Primal Fear 555 (’96, Crime Drama) A
publicity-seeking Chicago lawyer vies with an
embittered ex-lover prosecuting an altar boy in
a high-profile murder case. Richard Gere, Laura
Linney, Edward Norton, John Mahoney. (2:15)
(AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 6 11:50a; 9 3:45p;
10 12:10a; 15 10:05a; 20 12:10p; 21 4:45a; 22
4:45a; 30 8:25p
The Prince & Me 55 (’04, Romance-Comedy)
A premedical student falls in love with a Danish
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
prince who keeps his identity a secret. Julia Stiles,
Luke Mably, Ben Miller, James Fox. (2:40) (AL, AS)
FREEFM March 9 3p
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
556 (’10, Adventure) A prince and princess
confront dark forces as they attempt to safe-
guard an ancient dagger that can reverse time
and allow its possessor to rule the world. Jake
Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley, Alfred
Molina. (2:40) (AS, V) FREEFM March 4 12:45p
The Prince of Tides 555 (’91, Romance)
Family wounds are healed by a Southerner’s affair
with his suicidal sister’s New York psychiatrist.
Nick Nolte, Barbra Streisand, Blythe Danner, Kate
Nelligan. (3:00) (AL, AS, R) OVATN March 3 11p; 4
9a; 21 1p; 24 1:30p, TCM March 6 9:30p
The Princess and the Frog 555 (’09,
Children’s) Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young
woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure
through the bayous of Louisiana. Voices of Anika
Noni Rose, Bruno Campos, Keith David, Michael-Leon
Wooley. (2:05) FREEFM March 17 4:30p; 18 2:30p
THE PRINCESS DIARIES 556 (’01,
Children’s) A woman gives etiquette lessons to
her reluctant granddaughter who is heir apparent
to a throne. Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway, Héctor
Elizondo, Heather Matarazzo. (2:30) NICK March 1 8p
The Principal 55 (’87, Comedy-Drama) The
new principal of a drug-infested high school
joins with a security guard to clean it up. James
Belushi, Louis Gossett Jr., Rae Dawn Chong, Michael
Wright. (R, 1:49) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 8 7:49a,
4:16p; 9 2:10a
The Prisoner of Second Avenue 5556
(’75, Comedy-Drama) An advertising executive
loses his job and his sanity because of the
recession and the hectic pace of Manhattan life.
Jack Lemmon, Anne Bancroft, Gene Saks, Elizabeth
Wilson. (PG, 1:45) (AL) TCM March 24 7p
The Prisoner of Zenda 555 (’52, Adven-
ture) Court followers foil a royal plot by having
a look-alike English tourist pose as the king of
Ruritania. Stewart Granger, Deborah Kerr, James
Mason, Jane Greer. (NR, 1:40) TCM March 7 8:15a
Prisoners 555 (’13, Suspense) When police
have to release their only suspect, a desperate
man takes the law into his own hands after his
young daughter and her friend disappear. Hugh
Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Viola Davis, Maria Bello.
(3:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 8 10a; 9 7a; 15 7a
Private School 5 (’83, Comedy) Two girls at
a fancy academy compete for intimacy with the
same boy. Phoebe Cates, Matthew Modine, Betsy
Russell, Kathleen Wilhoite. (1:31) (AL, AS, N) RPLEX
March 6 11:32a, 9:33p; 28 6:29p; 29 3:28a
Problem Child 56 (’90, Comedy) An eager
yuppie and his wife adopt a little boy, Junior,
who’s totally out of control. John Ritter, Michael
Oliver, Jack Warden, Gilbert Gottfried. (PG, 1:21) (AL,
AS, MV) SUND March 1 11a, AMC March 15 11a
Problem Child 2 55 (’91, Comedy) Unruly
Junior meets wild Trixie and together they try
to match his father with her mother. John Ritter,
Michael Oliver, Jack Warden, Laraine Newman.
(PG-13, 1:31) (AL, MV) SUND March 1 1p, AMC
March 15 1p
The Professional 555 (’94, Suspense) An
Italian hit man in New York risks his life to protect
an orphan girl who captures his heart. Jean Reno,
Gary Oldman, Natalie Portman, Danny Aiello. (2:30)
(AL, AS, GV) BBCA March 9 2:30a; 22 5p
Project Almanac 55 (’15, Science Fiction) A
high-school science nerd and his friends build a
time machine, but their joy is short-lived when
they discover the ripple effects of its use. Jonny
Weston, Sofia Black-D’Elia, Sam Lerner, Allen Evan-
gelista. (PG-13, 1:46) (AL, AS) FXM March 15 11p
Prometheus 556 (’12, Science Fiction) A clue
to mankind’s origins leads a team of explorers
to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying
battle to save the future of the human race. Noomi
Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Idris
Elba. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) FXX March 5 12:30p; 6
9:30a, FXM March 20 2:30p; 21 12p
The Proposal 556 (’09, Romance-Comedy)
Facing deportation to Canada, a high-powered
book editor pretends she is engaged to her assis-
tant, whom she’s tormented for years. Sandra
Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Mary Steenburgen, Craig
T. Nelson. (2:30) (AL, AS, N) FXX March 15 2:30p;
16 10:30a
The Prowler 55 (’81, Horror) A crazed World
War II veteran gets revenge on his ex-girlfriend
and her boyfriend, then stalks teens 35 years
later. Vicky Dawson, Christopher Goutman, Farley
Granger, Lawrence Tierney. (1:30) (AL, AS, GV, N)
FLIX-W March 15 3:35a; 28 11:30p
PSYCHO 5555 (’60, Horror) A woman on
the run stops at a 12-cabin motel with showers,
run by mother-fixated Norman Bates. Anthony
Perkins, Janet Leigh, Vera Miles, John Gavin. 9
(R, 1:49) (AS, V) ECLASS March 3 9p, 12:50p; 20
1:55a; 26 7:50p, ESUSP March 14 1:45p, 10:31p;
18 12:22a, 11:38a; 24 2:08p, 9p; 29 4:32a, 1:38p
Psycho Brother-In-Law (’18, Suspense)
Kate’s brother-in-law David has been a blessing
around the house while her husband is work-
ing. But when his behavior starts getting out of
line, Kate realizes that David will do anything it
takes to be the new head of the family. Brittany
Falardeau, Zach Gold, Mike Duff, Megan Ashley
Brown. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 18 6p
Psycho In-Law (’17, Drama) Tina’s only obstacle
to a happy marriage with Brock is Joyce, Brock’s
former mother-in-law, who is determined to stop
their marriage at any cost. Katie Leclerc, Catherine
Dyer, Charles Christopher, Mike Faiola. (2:00) (AS)
LIFE March 31 10:02p, LIFEMOV March 31 10p
The Psycho She Met Online (’17, Suspense)
When her husband is hospitalized due to a car
accident, a woman decides to rent out spare
rooms in their new, expensive house to help
defray costs. All goes well until she begins to
suspect that something is off with their newest
“guest.” Charity Shea, Chelsea Hobbs, Matthew
Lawrence, Yani Gellman. (2:00) LIFEMOV March
4 8p; 5 12a
PT 109 555 (’63, Biography) Navy Lt. John
F. Kennedy and crew are marooned after their
boat is cut in two by a Japanese destroyer. Cliff
Robertson, Ty Hardin, James Gregory, Robert Culp.
(NR, 2:20) TCM March 29 2:45a
PULP FICTION 5555 (’94, Crime Drama)
Two hit men, a boxer, a crime boss and others
meet their fates over the course of two days. John
Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, Harvey
Keitel. (3:30) (AL, AS, BN, GV) OVATN March 2 4p;
3 10a; 9 6:30p; 10 3:30p, VICE March 3 6p, 9p,
WGNA March 12 7p; 27 7p, 11p
PUP STAR: BETTER 2GETHER (’17,
Children’s) Tiny wins the Pup Star singing com-
petition but gets replaced by another dog named
Scrappy. Voices of Madison Pettis, Danny Woodburn,
Jed Rees, David DeLuise. DISN March 23 9p; 24 11a;
28 8p; 29 2p; 30 6:20p
The Purchase Price 56 (’32, Drama) A
nightclub singer on the run becomes a Midwest-
ern farmer’s mail-order bride. Barbara Stanwyck,
George Brent, Lyle Talbot 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM March
15 5:30a
The Purge: Anarchy 55 (’14, Action) During
a night of government-sanctioned mayhem, a
man’s mission to avenge his late son turns into a
quest to protect a group of strangers from violent
assailants. Frank Grillo, Carmen Ejogo, Zach Gilford,
Kiele Sanchez. (R, 1:43) (AL, AS, GV) FXM March
12 5p, 6:55p
The Purple Hills 55 (’61, Western) After
killing an outlaw for a reward, a cowboy becomes
the target of the man’s vengeful brother and
partner. Gene Nelson, Kent Taylor, Danny Zapien,
Medford Salway. (NR, 1:00) FXM March 9 7:35a
Q
Queen Bee 555 (’55, Drama) A boozing
Atlanta millionaire’s wicked wife acts charming
to people at their mansion. Joan Crawford, Barry
PT-DIG
 Sullivan, Betsy Palmer, John Ireland. 9 (NR, 1:35)
TCM March 23 1:15p
Quentin Durward 556 (’55, Historical
Drama) Sir Walter Scott’s Scottish Guard hero
foils Louis XI and wins Countess Isabelle in
15th-century France. Robert Taylor, Kay Kendall,
Robert Morley, George Cole. (NR, 1:41) TCM March
31 11a
The Quest 55 (’96, Action) Sold into the
underworld of gambling and kickboxing, a street
criminal vies with the world’s best fighters in
an ancient Tibetan competition. Jean-Claude Van
Damme, Roger Moore, James Remar, Janet Gunn.
(1:37) (AS, V) MPLEX March 3 1:22a, 8:48p; 15
6:47a, 5p; 16 1:39a; 20 6:43p; 21 10:37a; 30
11:54p; 31 8:29a
The Quick Gun 55 (’64, Western) A banished
gunfighter returns to his sweetheart and helps his
sheriff friend face outlaws. Audie Murphy, Merry
Anders, James Best, Ted de Corsia. (1:32) RPLEX
March 5 7:57a
Quo Vadis 555 (’51, Historical Drama)
Emperor Nero burns Rome and puts a Roman
commander’s Christian bride in the arena with
a bull. Robert Taylor, Deborah Kerr, Peter Ustinov,
Leo Genn. (NR, 2:51) TCM March 7 5:15a; 31 11p
R beneath a famous restaurant and longs to be a
Rabid 556 (’77, Horror) Surgery leaves a
Montreal motorcyclist with a bloodsucking
appendage in her armpit. Marilyn Chambers, Frank
Moore, Joe Silver, Howard Ryshpan. (1:30) (AS, GV,
N) FLIX-W March 6 5:30a
Race With the Devil 55 (’75, Horror) Two
men and their wives flee in their RV from the
Texas scene of a satanic sacrifice. Peter Fonda,
Warren Oates, Loretta Swit, Lara Parker. (PG, 1:28)
(V) EACTN March 20 2:14p
The Rachels (’16, Drama) A popular teen’s rival
investigates her death while her friends bask in
the social media attention. Caitlin Carver, Daniela
Bobadilla, Madison Iseman, Rachael Carpani. (1:57)
LIFE March 4 10:04p; 5 2:05a
Rafter Romance 55 (’33, Romance-Com-
edy) Two roommates who work different shifts
eventually meet and fall in love. Ginger Rogers,
Norman Foster, George Sidney, Robert Benchley. 9
(NR, 1:10) TCM March 26 4:30a
Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Gators (’13, Horror)
After toxic moonshine turns alligators into gigan-
tic, mutated monsters, two rival swamp families
have to find a way to work together to save
their kin. Jordan Hinson, Victor Webster, Christopher
Berry, Michael Baird. (2:00) SYFY March 5 7:30a
The Raid: Redemption 5556 (’11,
Action) A rookie cop leads a team into a high-
rise building on a mission to bring down a vicious
drug lord. Iko Uwais, Joe Taslim, Doni Alamsyah,
Yayan Ruhian. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 8
7:47p; 9 5:23a; 13 2:03p, 11:50p; 19 9:32a, 11:49p
Raiders From Beneath the Sea 55
(’64, Adventure) An ex-scuba diver and his best
friend plot to rob a Catalina Island bank, but only
swim into trouble. Ken Scott, Merry Anders, Russ
Bender, Booth Colman. 9 (NR, 1:13) FXM March
24 4:25a; 25 3a
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK 5555
(’81, Adventure) Globe-trotting archaeologist
Indiana Jones races the Nazis for possession
of a legendary religious artifact. Harrison Ford,
Karen Allen, Paul Freeman, Wolf Kahler. (2:00) (AL,
AS, V) EPIX March 4 11:50a; 24 5:35a, 1:55p,
10:05p; 29 8p
Rails Into Laramie 55 (’54, Western) An
Army sergeant ties railroad-site sabotage to a
saloonkeeper and his girlfriend. John Payne, Mari
Blanchard, Dan Duryea, Joyce MacKenzie. (NR, 1:20)
EWESTN March 10 9:55a; 22 12:38p; 23 1:41a
Raintree County 555 (’57, Drama) A New
Orleans belle lures a man away from his sweet-
heart and into marriage during the Civil War.
Montgomery Clift, Elizabeth Taylor, Eva Marie Saint,
Nigel Patrick. (NR, 2:48) (AS) TCM March 14 5p
PT-DIG TITLE 5555 = 4-Star Critique (Excellent). PREMIERE TITLE = Channel Premiere Title.
Rambo III 556 (’88, Action) Loner Rambo
leaves a Buddhist monastery to free his Green
Beret mentor from Soviets in Afghanistan. Syl-
vester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Marc de Jonge,
Kurtwood Smith. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March
9 3:30a, 11:30a, SUND March 18 11p; 19 5:30p
Rambo: First Blood Part II 556 (’85,
Action) A former Green Beret goes on a recon-
naissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet
Cong prison. Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna,
Julia Nickson, Charles Napier. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV)
AMC March 9 1a, 9:30a; 12 12:30p; 13 10a; 24
10:30p; 25 11:54a, SUND March 18 9p; 19 3:30p
Rapid Fire 55 (’92, Action) A pacifist college
student who knows kung fu becomes a Chicago
policeman’s pawn in a heroin war. Brandon Lee,
Powers Boothe, Nick Mancuso, Raymond J. Barry.
(R, 1:35) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 4 8:33a, 4:52p;
12 1:20a, 12:03p; 21 4:02p, 11:51p
Rapture-Palooza 55 (’13, Comedy) Left
behind after the Rapture, a young woman and her
boyfriend set out to prevent the Antichrist from
taking her as his unholy bride. Craig Robinson,
Anna Kendrick, John Francis Daley, Rob Corddry.
(1:30) (AL, AS) EPIX March 4 4:10a
Ratatouille 5556 (’07, Children’s) Ani-
mated. A Parisian rat who enjoys fine food lives
great chef. Voices of Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm, Lou
Romano, Brian Dennehy. (2:30) FREEFM March 30
8:30p; 31 5:15p
Raw Deal 55 (’86, Action) A former FBI agent
infiltrates the biggest mob in Chicago and sin-
gle-handedly wipes it out. Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Kathryn Harrold, Sam Wanamaker, Paul Shenar. (R,
1:45) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 3 3:15p; 4 5a,
EACTN March 12 10:13a, 7:05p; 18 1:30a, 12:56p;
31 3:25p, 11:02p, RPLEX March 8 11:07p; 23 1:34a
RAWHIDE 555 (’51, Western) An escaped
convict and his gang hold a man, a woman and a
little girl hostage at a stagecoach station. Tyrone
Power, Susan Hayward, Hugh Marlowe, Dean Jagger.
9 (NR, 1:26) ENCR-W March 4 10a
Razorback 556 (’84, Horror) A big Australian
pig attacks an old man, grabs a baby and kills a
newswoman; her husband investigates. Gregory
Harrison, Arkie Whiteley, Bill Kerr, Chris Haywood.
(R, 1:35) (AL, R, V) TCM March 30 11p
REAL GENIUS 556 (’85, Comedy) Tech-
school prodigies learn their laser project is
actually a death beam funded by the military.
Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret, William Atherton, Michelle
Meyrink. (2:30) (AL, AS) OVATN March 10 10:30p;
11 1:30p; 15 1:30p; 16 11:30a; 22 11:30a
Real Murders: An Aurora Teagarden
Mystery (’15, Mystery) Master sleuth Aurora
Teagarden must find a copycat killer who targets
members of a crime-buff club. Candace Cameron
Bure, Lexa Doig, Robin Dunne, Marilu Henner. (TVG,
2:00) HALLMV March 18 11a
Real Steel 556 (’11, Action) A small-time
boxing promoter and his estranged son reluc-
tantly join together to build and train a robot
fighter of championship caliber. Hugh Jackman,
Evangeline Lilly, Dakota Goyo, Anthony Mackie.
(2:30) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 4 3a, 5:15p, TNT
March 20 2:15p
A Really Important Person (’47, Drama) A
policeman’s son tries to find a suitable subject
for his essay about an important person. Dean
Stockwell, Connie Gilchrist, Clancy Cooper, Chick
York. 9 (NR, :11) TCM March 5 6:45a
REAR WINDOW 5555 (’54, Suspense)
Sitting in a wheelchair, his leg in a cast, a pho-
tographer spies on courtyard neighbors and sees
a murder. James Stewart, Grace Kelly, Wendell Corey,
Raymond Burr. (PG, 1:52) (AS) ECLASS March 11
9:51a, 9p; 14 2:29p; 17 8:29a, 9p, ESUSP March
8 10:21a, 7:05p; 22 3:05p; 23 5:15a; 28 11:57a;
29 6:23a
THE RECRUIT 556 (’03, Suspense) A vet-
eran CIA agent assigns his young protégé to find
a mole within the organization. Al Pacino, Colin
Farrell, Bridget Moynahan, Gabriel Macht. (PG-13,
MOVIES
1:55) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 5 4p; 6 1:15p, AMC
March 13 2:30p; 14 9:30a
Red 556 (’10, Action) Retired CIA agents
reassemble for survival after the agency sends
assassins to silence them and the secrets they
carry. Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkov-
ich, Helen Mirren. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) TNT March
25 12:45a, 1p
Red 2 556 (’13, Action) Former CIA black-ops
agent Frank Moses and his team battle assassins,
terrorists and power-hungry government officials
as they try to retrieve a lethal device that could
change the balance of world power. Bruce Willis,
John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Anthony Hop-
kins. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 19 2p; 25 3p
Red Canyon 55 (’49, Western) A horse breed-
er’s daughter falls for a cowboy out to capture the
stallion she aims to ride. Ann Blyth, Howard Duff,
George Brent, Edgar Buchanan. (NR, 1:22) EWESTN
March 19 12:36p; 20 1:23a; 30 9:19a; 31 4:11a
Red Dawn 56 (’12, Action) After foreign troops
seize control of an American town, a group of
young people takes refuge in the surrounding
woods and launches guerrilla attacks against the
enemy. Chris Hemsworth, Josh Peck, Josh Hutcher-
son, Adrianne Palicki. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March
2 8p; 18 11:30p, TNT March 10 6p
Red Dawn 556 (’84, Action) Colorado teens
fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into
town for World War III. Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas
Howell, Lea Thompson, Charlie Sheen. (1:55) (AL,
AS, V) EPIX March 9 1:15a; 18 2:10a
Red Dragon 555 (’02, Suspense) A former
FBI agent asks Dr. Hannibal Lecter for help in
stopping a serial killer who slaughters families.
Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes,
Harvey Keitel. (2:05) (AL, AS, GV, N) FLIX-W March
17 8p; 21 4p; 22 1:30a; 23 3:45p, 11:30p; 27 12p,
9p; 31 5:45p
RED RIVER 5555 (’48, Western) A cattle
baron fights with his foster son on the first cattle
drive up the Chisholm Trail. John Wayne, Montgom-
ery Clift, Walter Brennan, Joanne Dru. (2:15) HDMOV
March 12 8:05a; 13 3a; 18 2:15p
Red River 556 (’88, Western) A Texas cattle
baron, his foster son, a gunfighter and a former
slave drive a herd up the Chisholm Trail. James
Arness, Bruce Boxleitner, Gregory Harrison, Stan
Shaw. (TVPG, 1:37) RPLEX March 17 6a
The Red Stallion 56 (’47, Adventure) A boy
and his grandmother try to save their ranch with
help from his dog and his racehorse. Ted Donald-
son, Jane Darwell, Robert Paige, Noreen Nash. (1:20)
EFAMLY March 4 2:47a; 7 4:41p; 29 6:34a, 4:40p,
MPLEX March 15 1:43p; 16 10:14a; 19 6:57a; 23
10:18p, EWESTN March 22 6:44a
Red Tails 556 (’12, Historical Drama) During
World War II, the U.S. military forms the first all-
black aerial-combat unit, known as the Tuskegee
Airmen. Cuba Gooding Jr., Terrence Howard, Nate
Parker, David Oyelowo. (PG-13, 2:05) (AS, V) FXM
March 6 5p, 7:20p, FX March 12 9:30a
The Red Turtle 5556 (’16, Adventure) Ani-
mated. A massive sea turtle destroys a stranded
man’s raft every time he tries to sail away from
a tropical island. (1:22) (AS) EFAMLY March 1
12:06a; 27 9:31p
The Red Violin 555 (’98, Drama) A specialist
investigates the history and disparate owners
of a centuries-old violin. Samuel L. Jackson, Don
McKellar, Carlo Cecchi, Irene Grazioli. (2:13) (AS, BN)
IPLEX March 4 9:30a, 4:46p; 13 7:34a, 2:41p; 19
6:47p; 20 3:45a; 28 1:13p, 9p
The Redhead From Wyoming 556
(’52, Western) A saloonkeeper sides with the
sheriff for justice after she’s framed for rustling.
Maureen O’Hara, Alex Nicol, Robert Strauss, William
Cable R
Bishop. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March 2 11:46p; 7
8:13p; 8 2:28a
REDS 5556 (’81, Drama) U.S. journalist
John Reed and wife Louise Bryant witness the
Russian Revolution. Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton,
Jack Nicholson, Maureen Stapleton. (3:18) (AL, AS)
MPLEX March 8 8:29a; 9 3:59a; 26 12:11a, 10:17a
Reefer Madness 55 (’36, Drama) Young
people go from marijuana to wild piano playing,
hysteria and death. Dave O’Brien, Dorothy Short,
Lillian Miles, Warren McCollum. 9 (1:05) (AS)
FLIX-W March 15 7a
Reeker 555 (’05, Horror) An unseen,
foul-smelling force terrorizes five stranded trav-
elers in an abandoned town. Devon Gummersall,
Derek Richardson, Tina Illman, Scott Whyte. (1:35)
(AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 7 12p; 13 1:30a; 27 3a
Reflections in a Golden Eye 55 (’67,
Drama) An Army major with a lusty wife feels
homosexual in the 1940s South. Elizabeth Taylor,
Marlon Brando, Brian Keith, Julie Harris. (NR, 1:49)
(AL, AS, N) TCM March 16 7:15p
Regarding Henry 55 (’91, Drama) Two bul-
lets force a career-driven Manhattan lawyer to
start life over with his loving wife and daughter.
Harrison Ford, Annette Bening, Bill Nunn, Mikki Allen.
(1:50) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 7 12:15a, 7:15a,
4:10p; 25 8:45a
Reindeer Games 55 (’00, Crime Drama)
An ex-convict wants to start a new life with
his girlfriend, but her brother involves him in a
scheme to rob a casino. Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise,
Charlize Theron, Dennis Farina. (R, 1:44) (AL, AS,
N, V) ECLASS March 1 4a, ESUSP March 9 9:39a,
5:31p; 19 3:24p; 20 12:34p
The Relic 55 (’97, Horror) A homicide detective
helps a biologist hunt a giant creature that is
killing people in a Chicago museum. Penelope Ann
Miller, Tom Sizemore, Linda Hunt, James Whitmore.
(R, 1:50) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 15 3:27a,
10:30p
The Reluctant Astronaut 55 (’67,
Comedy) A goofy astronaut with a fear of heights
becomes assistant janitor, then goes on a space
mission. Don Knotts, Leslie Nielsen, Joan Freeman,
Arthur O’Connell. (1:45) RPLEX March 2 4:18a,
6:15p; 8 7:48a; 17 2:28p
The Remains (’15, Horror) After a family moves
into an old home, it discovers a chest in the attic
that contains items tainted by a malevolent spirit.
As the items slowly possess each family member,
the spirit grows stronger and becomes hellbent
on kidnapping the children. Todd Lowe, Lisa
Brenner, Brooke Butler, Nikki Hahn. (NR, 1:25) (AS)
ESUSP March 11 7a; 15 10:56a; 30 6:49a
Remote Paradise (’16, Suspense) An heir-
ess travels to Hawaii and becomes swept into
a whirlwind romance with a man who may not
be what he seems. Boti Bliss, Antonio Sabato Jr.,
Ion Overman, Jacqueline Lord. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 20 12p
Renaissance 556 (’06, Action) Animated. In
2054 Paris, a cop searches for a kidnapped sci-
entist who works for a corporation that peddles
eternal youth and beauty. Voices of Daniel Craig,
Catherine McCormack, Romola Garai, Ian Holm. 9
(R, 1:45) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 5 3:02a
Renegades of the Rio Grande (’45,
Western) A young man infiltrates a gang of bank
robbers to capture his father’s killer. Rod Cameron,
Eddie Dew, Fuzzy Knight, Jennifer Holt. 9 (NR, :57)
EWESTN March 7 5:43a
The Replacement Killers 55 (’98, Action)
An Asian crime czar pursues a forger and a hired
gun who failed to kill a policeman’s boy. Chow
Yun-Fat, Mira Sorvino, Michael Rooker, Jürgen
Prochnow. (R, 1:26) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March
3 3:38a, 10:35a
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The Replacements 556 (’00, Comedy) A
football coach and his team’s owner recruit a
ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after
failed negotiations lead to a strike. Keanu Reeves,
Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones, Jon Favreau. (2:30)
(AL, AS) CMT March 3 1p, 6p; 11 5p, 10p
Repo Men 56 (’10, Science Fiction) A man
who repossesses organs from indebted transplant
patients goes on the run when he cannot make
the payments on his own artificial heart. Jude
Law, Forest Whitaker, Liev Schreiber, Alice Braga.
(2:27) (AL, AS, GV, N) SYFY March 4 1p; 5 9:30a
Requiem for a Dream 555 (’00, Drama) A
middle-aged woman gets an invitation to be on
her favorite game show, as her son starts selling
cocaine and becomes an addict. Ellen Burstyn,
Jared Leto, Jennifer Connelly, Marlon Wayans. (1:45)
(AL, AS, V) EPIX March 20 9:30p; 21 11:40a, 6:15p
Reservoir Dogs 5556 (’92, Crime Drama)
Thieves ponder the identity of the traitor in their
midst in the violent aftermath of a failed jewelry
heist. Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen, Chris
Penn. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV) EPIX March 22 8p; 23
9:35a, 2:50p; 30 6:20p; 31 3a
Resident Evil 55 (’02, Horror) Commandos
infiltrate a research facility after a deadly virus
turns the entire staff into ravenous zombies. Milla
Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius, Ryan
McCluskey. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN, GV) SYFY March 9
1p; 10 8:30a; 25 11:55p; 26 2:35p
Resident Evil: Apocalypse 55 (’04,
Horror) Survivors of a deadly virus must fight their
way through Raccoon City’s legion of undead
inhabitants. Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Oded
Fehr, Thomas Kretschmann. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V)
SYFY March 10 10:30a; 11 8a; 26 1:56a, 12:32p
Resident Evil: Extinction 55 (’07, Horror)
Genetically altered by Umbrella Corp., Alice and
her cohorts try to eradicate an undead virus
before it infects everyone on Earth. Milla Jovovich,
Oded Fehr, Ali Larter, Iain Glen. (2:00) (AS, GV, N)
SYFY March 10 12:30p; 26 3:58a, 10:30a
Restless Virgins 556 (’13, Docudrama)
Scandal rocks a New England prep school when
the editor of the school newspaper releases a
sex tape featuring five senior members of the
lacrosse team and a classmate. Vanessa Marano,
Max Lloyd-Jones, Charlie Carver, Timothy Busfield.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 7 10a
The Return of Sabata 56 (’72, Western) A
former Confederate officer puts the squeeze on
the swindler who bilked him out of thousands
of dollars. Lee Van Cleef, Reiner Schone, Annabella
Incontrera, Giampiero Albertini. (PG, 1:46) (V)
EWESTN March 2 10:24a, 9:59p; 7 7:45a, 11:17p;
19 8:04a, 11:36p
Return of the Bad Men 556 (’48, West-
ern) A retired marshal takes on Billy the Kid, the
Daltons, the Youngers, the Sundance Kid. Ran-
dolph Scott, Robert Ryan, Anne Jeffreys, George
“Gabby” Hayes. 9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 7 9:15p
THE RETURN OF THE MUSKETEERS
56 (’89, Adventure) Middle-aged D’Artagnan
thwarts a naughty swordswoman-spy with Athos,
Porthos and Athos’ son, Raoul. Michael York, Oliver
Reed, Frank Finlay, C. Thomas Howell. (1:45) (AS, V)
MPLEX March 3 4:56a; 22 3:17a, 1:23p
Return to Glennascaul (’53, Horror) An
Irishman tells actor Orson Welles a tale about
a chilling encounter with two women. Michael
Laurence, Shelah Richards, Helena Hughes, John
Dunne. 9 (NR, :23) TCM March 17 8:30p
Return to Macon County 55 (’75, Action)
Two guys in a fast car pick up a wild girl and find
trouble in 1958 Georgia. Nick Nolte, Don Johnson,
Robin Mattson, Robert Viharo. (PG, 1:30) (AL, AS,
V) TCM March 10 12:45a
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MOVIES
Return to Me 555 (’00, Romance) A
heart-transplant recipient meets the donor’s
lonely widower in a chance encounter. David
Duchovny, Minnie Driver, Carroll O’Connor, Robert
Loggia. (2:00) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 2 9:15a,
9:45p; 3 5:30a; 5 12:15a; 10 11a; 12 6p; 13 5a;
15 10a, 10p
Return to Warbow 556 (’58, Western)
Three escaped convicts return to collect the
money that the brother of one of them has
already spent. Phil Carey, Catherine McLeod, Andrew
Duggan, William Leslie. (NR, 1:07) EWESTN March
17 6:52a; 21 6:13a; 30 6:32a
Revenge of the Nerds 556 (’84, Comedy)
College freshmen Skolnick and Gilbert form their
own fraternity for computer-whiz misfits. Robert
Carradine, Anthony Edwards, Ted McGinley, Timothy
Busfield. (1:33) (AL, AS, N) RPLEX March 8 3:04a,
9:33a; 12 1:47a, 4:35p; 17 12:55p, 10:05p, EBLACK
March 23 1:17p
Revenge of the Pink Panther 556 (’78,
Comedy) Inspector Clouseau tracks a French drug
kingpin with the help of disguises and his quar-
ry’s ex-mistress. Peter Sellers, Herbert Lom, Dyan
Cannon, Robert Webber. (1:42) (AL, AS, MV) MPLEX
March 4 1:49a, 1:39p; 23 6:46p; 24 10:07a
Revenge Porn (’16, Drama) Frustrated with
the lack of help from police, a woman launches
her own investigation and plans the ultimate
takedown after nude photos of her daughter
are circulated on a porn site. Tiera Skovbye, Elis-
abeth Rohm, Jodelle Ferland, Aliyah O’Brien. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 29 6p
The Reward 556 (’65, Western) A crop dust-
ing pilot betrays a fugitive and his girlfriend to
Mexican bounty hunters. Max von Sydow, Yvette
Mimieux, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Gilbert Roland. (NR,
1:32) FXM March 10 8:20a; 23 8:50a; 24 5:40a
El Rey de los Tahures (’80, Drama) Un
hombre jura vengarse porque cuando era niño
fue testigo de cómo asesinaron a su padre en un
juego de póker. Mario Almada, Fernando Casanova.
(1:30) TELM March 4 1:30p
Rhapsody 556 (’54, Romance) An heiress
loves and leaves a violinist and a pianist, to music
by Rachmaninoff and Tchaikovsky. Elizabeth Taylor,
Vittorio Gassman, John Ericson, Louis Calhern. (NR,
1:55) TCM March 14 1a
Richard: The Lionheart (’13, Action) King
Henry II tests his son Richard’s honor and loy-
alty by sending him to a hellish prison. Malcolm
McDowell, Christopher Jones, Burton Perez, Gregory
Chandler. (1:45) (AS, N, V) EPIX March 8 4:05a
Ride Along 55 (’14, Comedy) A veteran cop
and his future brother-in-law, a fast-talking
trainee, tangle with Atlanta’s most-dangerous
criminal. Ice Cube, Kevin Hart, John Leguizamo,
Bruce McGill. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 2 8p,
10:30p; 10 3p; 11 11:30a
Ride Clear of Diablo 556 (’54, Western)
With a gunfighter’s help a cowboy avenges his
father and brother, killed for their cattle. Audie
Murphy, Dan Duryea, Susan Cabot, Abbe Lane. (NR,
1:20) EWESTN March 4 9:36a; 14 8:26a
Ride in the Whirlwind 556 (’65, West-
ern) Two out of three cowboys run for their lives
after meeting up with outlaws and a lynch-law
posse. Cameron Mitchell, Jack Nicholson, Millie Per-
kins, Katherine Squire. (G, 1:23) EWESTN March 7
12:36p; 8 1:04a; 31 6:36a
Ride Lonesome 556 (’59, Western) A
bounty hunter’s need for vengeance emerges
when he learns the outlaw he’s escorting is
related to his wife’s killer. Randolph Scott, Karen
Steele, Pernell Roberts, James Best. (NR, 1:13)
EWESTN March 8 8:06a, 11:29p; 13 9:37a, 8:13p;
14 1:53a
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
The Ride to Hangman’s Tree 556 (’67,
Western) Three Old West outlaws cross paths in
California during Wells Fargo stagecoach hold-
ups. Jack Lord, James Farentino, Don Galloway,
Melodie Johnson. (NR, 1:30) EWESTN March 8
12:29p; 9 12:43a; 14 12:22a, 12:29p
Riff-Raff 556 (’47, Adventure) A trou-
ble-shooter woos a singer and foils a crook while
searching Panama for an oil map. Pat O’Brien,
Walter Slezak, Anne Jeffreys, Percy Kilbride. 9
(NR, 1:20) TCM March 7 6:15p
The Right Stuff 5556 (’83, Docudrama) The
selection and training of the first U.S. astronauts
take place amid political maneuvering and media
hype. Sam Shepard, Scott Glenn, Ed Harris, Dennis
Quaid. (3:15) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 4 7p; 5 3:55a;
8 7:45p; 9 1:05a, 3a; 17 1p; 23 5a; 26 10:55a
RIGHTEOUS KILL 55 (’08, Crime Drama)
Two veteran detectives hunt a vigilante whose
crimes resemble those of a killer they put behind
bars long ago. Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Curtis
Jackson, Carla Gugino. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) AMC March
7 12a, 1:45p; 31 10p
A Ring by Spring (’14, Romance-Comedy) A
woman ponders her future when a fortuneteller
predicts a lifetime of loneliness if she does not
wed soon. Stefanie Powers, Rachel Boston, Kirby
Morrow, Chris Jacot. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 25 3p
Rings 56 (’17, Horror) A young woman makes
a horrifying discovery after her boyfriend inves-
tigates a story about a mysterious video that kills
people seven days after they watch it. Matilda
Lutz, Alex Roe, Johnny Galecki, Vincent D’Onofrio.
(1:45) (AS, V) EPIX March 17 12a, 6:15a, 4:20p;
25 10:35a
Rio 555 (’11, Children’s) Animated. A domesti-
cated macaw and his human friend travel to Rio
de Janeiro to meet the last surviving female of
his kind. Voices of Anne Hathaway, Jesse Eisenberg,
Jemaine Clement, Leslie Mann. (G, 1:36) FXM March
9 4:45p; 10 2p
Rio 2 556 (’14, Children’s) Animated. Blu,
Jewel and their three children leave the comfort
of the city and travel to the Amazon jungle to
learn how to live as wild birds. Voices of Anne
Hathaway, Jesse Eisenberg, Jemaine Clement, Kristin
Chenoweth. (G, 1:41) FXM March 9 6:40p, 8:35p,
FXX March 17 11a; 18 8a
Rio Conchos 555 (’64, Western) A cavalry
captain, an ex-Rebel, a Mexican killer and a sol-
dier hunt a madman running guns to Apaches.
Stuart Whitman, Richard Boone, Tony Franciosa,
Wende Wagner. (NR, 1:47) (AS, MV) EWESTN March
1 2:28a; 5 10:42a, 9:45p; 11 8:26a, 3:04p, 10p; 22
10:50a, 10:04p; 27 8:02p; 28 2:17a
RIO GRANDE 5555 (’50, Western) A cavalry
colonel’s Southern wife and estranged son, a
soldier, join him at a fort out West. John Wayne,
Maureen O’Hara, Ben Johnson, Harry Carey Jr. 9
(NR, 1:45) EWESTN March 8 3:50a, 10:42a, 9:42p;
18 2:29p, 10:10p; 31 6:13p
Rio, I Love You 55 (’14, Romance) Ten film-
makers present 10 short stories about encounters
of love in the neighborhoods of Rio de Janeiro.
Harvey Keitel, John Turturro, Rodrigo Santoro, Emily
Mortimer. (1:53) (AL, AS, N) IPLEX March 6 12:33p,
9p; 11 11:54a; 16 10:23a, 11:04p; 21 8:09a, 5:04p;
27 2:57p; 28 12:57a
R.I.P.D. 56 (’13, Action) Members of an odd
police force chase monstrous spirits who try to
escape their final judgment by hiding among
the living. When the lawmen uncover a plot that
could end all life, they must restore the cosmic
balance. Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Bacon,
Mary-Louise Parker. (PG-13, 1:38) (AL, AS, V) FXM
March 16 2:30p, 10:30p, FXX March 26 1p, 9p
The Rise of Catherine the Great 555
(’34, Historical Drama) Taken to Russia to marry
Grand Duke Peter, German Princess Catherine
kicks him out and becomes empress. Douglas
Fairbanks Jr., Elisabeth Bergner, Flora Robson, Gerald
du Maurier. 9 (NR, 1:34) TCM March 28 4a
Rise of the Planet of the Apes 555 (’11,
Science Fiction) A scientist’s quest to find a cure
for Alzheimer’s disease unintentionally results
in a highly intelligent chimpanzee, which may
signal the end of man’s dominion over Earth.
James Franco, Freida Pinto, John Lithgow, Brian
Cox. (PG-13, 1:45) (AS, V) FXM March 20 12p, 10p
RISEN 556 (’16, Historical Drama) Looking
to disprove rumors of a risen Messiah, a Roman
military tribune and his aide investigate the
mystery of what happened to Jesus following
the Crucifixion. Joseph Fiennes, Tom Felton, Peter
Firth, Cliff Curtis. (2:00) (AS, V) UP March 25 4p, 8p
The Rising of the Moon 555 (’57, Drama)
Tyrone Power introduces a trio of tales of Ireland:
“Majesty of the Law,” “A Minute’s Wait,” “1921.”
Cyril Cusack, Noel Purcell, Jimmy O’Dea, Jack Mac-
Gowran. 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 17 12:45p
Rising Sun 555 (’93, Mystery) Los Angeles
police detectives tie a skyscraper homicide to
Washington politics and corporate Japan. Sean
Connery, Wesley Snipes, Harvey Keitel, Cary-Hiroyuki
Tagawa. (R, 2:09) (AL, AS, N, V) EBLACK March 3
12:36a, 7:48a, 7:48p, ECLASS March 8 11:56p;
30 1:28a, EACTN March 5 9:50a, 6:58p; 6 6:26a;
18 3:18a, 10:44a, 8p; 26 3:20p, 11:51p; 27 6:13a
Ritual (’01, Horror) An American doctor encoun-
ters members of a voodoo cult when she is
summoned to Jamaica to treat a wealthy man’s
brother. Jennifer Grey, Craig Sheffer, Daniel Lapaine,
Kristen Wilson. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March
16 3:03a, 12:36p; 20 1:16p; 28 6:46a, 3:57p
The River Wild 5556 (’94, Action) Strangers
threaten a former river guide, her husband and
their son on a white-water rafting trip in the
West. Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon, David Strathairn,
Joseph Mazzello. (PG-13, 1:51) (V) IFC-E March 3
11:30p; 4 6a; 6 10:30a, 8p; 14 5a, 12p
Road House 55 (’89, Action) Hired to tame a
rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer romances a
doctor and tames the whole town. Patrick Swayze,
Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott, Ben Gazzara. (3:00) (AL, AS,
GV, N) CMT March 4 2:30p, 11:30p; 10 3p, 8:30p,
PARMT March 27 12p
Rob Roy, the Highland Rogue 55
(’53, Adventure) An 18th-century Scot leads
his clansmen in a revolt against King George
I of England. Richard Todd, Glynis Johns, James
Robertson Justice, Michael Gough. (NR, 1:29) TCM
March 30 1:15a
Robin Hood 556 (’10, Adventure) In
13th-century England, a skilled archer and his
men confront a despot in a local village and set
out to prevent their homeland from erupting in
civil war. Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, William
Hurt, Matthew MacFadyen. (3:00) (AS, V) SYFY
March 22 3p; 23 1a
RoboCop 5556 (’87, Science Fiction) Scien-
tists use the mangled remains of a dead police
officer to create the ultimate crime-fighter — an
indestructible cyborg. Peter Weller, Nancy Allen,
Ronny Cox, Daniel O’Herlihy. (NR, 1:43) (AL, AS,
BN, GV) IFC-E March 1 12a, 3a, 7:45a; 16 7:45a,
2:45p; 20 3:45a, 10:45a, 8p; 23 6a
RoboCop 556 (’14, Science Fiction) In 2028,
a robotics company sees a chance to bring its
technology to American law enforcement by
transforming a critically injured police officer into
a cyborg. Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Samuel L.
Jackson, Michael Keaton. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT
March 19 12p
RoboCop 2 556 (’90, Science Fiction) The
cyborg policeman and his female partner oppose
the mayor and a drug magnate in Old Detroit.
Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Daniel O’Herlihy, Belinda
Bauer. (R, 1:58) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 16 3a,
10a; 20 6a, 10:15p; 23 8:15a
RoboCop 3 56 (’93, Science Fiction) The
cyborg policeman takes to the air to defend a
run-down neighborhood from a Japanese tycoon.
Robert John Burke, Nancy Allen, Rip Torn, John
Castle. (PG-13, 1:44) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 3
3a, 7:15a; 16 5:30a, 12:30p; 20 8:30a; 21 12:45a;
23 3:45a, 10:45a
Robocroc (’13, Science Fiction) A top-secret
project transforms a humongous crocodile into
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Hartley, Dee Wallace, Owen Davis. (2:00) SYFY
March 24 4a
Roboshark (’15, Science Fiction) A shark goes
on a rampage in Seattle after devouring an alien
space probe in the Pacific Ocean. Hristo Balabanov,
Nigel Barber, Laura Dale, Vanessa Grasse. (2:00)
SYFY March 6 6a
ROBOT & FRANK (’12, Comedy-Drama) An
aging, cantankerous ex-cat burglar finds his zest
for life renewed when he trains his robotic care-
taker to help him commit heists. Frank Langella,
Voice of Peter Sarsgaard, Susan Sarandon, Liv Tyler.
(1:35) (AL) HDMOV March 5 7:10a; 9 2:15p; 10
2:25a, 3a; 20 2:25p; 21 1:20a; 28 8:40a
The Rock 555 (’96, Action) A scientist and a
British spy who once escaped from Alcatraz are
sent to the former island prison to stop a dis-
gruntled war hero from obliterating San Francisco
with chemical warheads. Sean Connery, Nicolas
Cage, Ed Harris, Michael Biehn. (3:00) (AL, AS, V)
PARMT March 5 12p
THE ROCKER 556 (’08, Comedy) Twenty
years after his band mates gave him the boot,
a failed drummer gets a second shot at fame as
a member of his teenage nephew’s band. Rainn
Wilson, Christina Applegate, Josh Gad, Teddy Geiger.
(PG-13, 1:42) (AL, AS, N) IFC-E March 2 8:15a,
12:45p; 18 2:45p; 22 10:30p
Rodan 55 (’57, Science Fiction) A bug-eating
pterodactyl flies out of a coal mine and wrecks
Japan with sonic booms. Kenji Sawara, Yumi
Shirakawa, Akihiko Hirata, Akio Kobori. (NR, 1:10)
(AS, V) EACTN March 8 4:52a, RPLEX March 21
12:24p; 25 3:45p
Rogue’s March 556 (’53, Action) Unjustly
drummed out of his regiment, a Victorian English-
man restores his honor in India. Peter Lawford,
Richard Greene, Janice Rule, Leo G. Carroll. 9
(NR, 1:24) TCM March 14 12p
Roll Bounce 556 (’05, Comedy-Drama) The
closure of their favorite rink forces a roller-skater
and his friends to gather at an uptown establish-
ment. Bow Wow, Chi McBride, Mike Epps, Wesley
Jonathan. (2:30) (AL, AS) VH1 March 7 2a, 11:30a
The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll
Circus 555 (’68, Documentary) Filmmaker
Michael Lindsay-Hogg’s concert film features the
Rolling Stones, The Who, Jethro Tull, John Lennon
and Eric Clapton. Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Char-
lie Watts, Ronnie Wood. (1:08) MPLEX March 9
7:17a; 13 9:13p; 19 5:49a
Roman Holiday 5556 (’53, Romance-Com-
edy) A young princess, tired of her constraints,
runs off with a U.S. newsman in Rome. Gregory
Peck, Audrey Hepburn, Eddie Albert, Tullio Carminati.
9 (2:01) RPLEX March 7 4:10p; 8 11:06a; 12
11:30a, 8p; 13 4:05a; 17 7:37a, 4:13p; 18 3:05a;
29 1:27a, 8:34a, 9:50p
The Romance of Rosy Ridge 555 (’47,
Drama) A mysterious Civil War veteran courts a
Missouri farmer’s daughter amid postwar unrest.
Van Johnson, Janet Leigh, Thomas Mitchell, Marshall
Thompson. 9 (NR, 1:45) TCM March 5 3a
Romantically Speaking (’15, Romance-Com-
edy) With her love life in shambles, a relationship
expert receives help from her best friend. Heather
Morris, Jonathan Bennett, Teri Polo, Ryan Michelle
Bathe. (2:00) HALL March 13 4p
Romeo and Juliet 5556 (’36, Romance)
Shakespeare’s Renaissance lovers tragically
defy their feuding parents. Norma Shearer, Leslie
Howard, John Barrymore, Edna May Oliver. 9 (NR,
2:06) TCM March 13 7:15a
Rooster Cogburn 55 (’75, Western) One-
eyed Marshal Cogburn helps a Bible-toting
spinster find the men who killed her preacher
father. John Wayne, Katharine Hepburn, Anthony
Zerbe, Richard Jordan. (PG, 1:47) (V) EWESTN
March 2 12:11p; 3 1:08a; 10 6:11p; 14 8:12p; 15
3:10a; 25 2:47p, 10:09p
ROPE 555 (’48, Crime Drama) Two young
men kill another they feel is inferior, throw a
party and serve cocktails off a trunk holding the
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corpse. James Stewart, John Dall, Farley Granger,
Joan Chandler. (PG, 1:20) (V) ECLASS March 19
2:25a, ESUSP March 22 6:53a; 25 5:59a
ROSEMARY’S BABY 5555 (’68, Horror)
A pregnant woman’s husband and their satanic
neighbors want her baby to be the Antichrist. Mia
Farrow, John Cassavetes, Ruth Gordon, Sidney Black-
mer. (2:19) (AL, AS, R, V) RPLEX March 10 2:03a,
8p; 20 2:28a, 5:41p; 25 4:36a, 1:25p, 10:09p
Rough Night in Jericho 555 (’67, West-
ern) A gambler and a former U.S. marshal help
a woman save her stagecoach business from a
town boss. Dean Martin, George Peppard, Jean Sim-
mons, John McIntire. (NR, 1:37) EWESTN March 1
8:13p; 2 3:04a; 18 8:58a, 6:15p; 30 10:43a, 9:39p
Rough Riders’ Round-Up 55 (’39, West-
ern) A singing Roughrider joins the border patrol
and nabs a gang of gold thieves. Roy Rogers, Mary
Hart, Raymond Hatton, Eddie Acuff. 9 (NR, :55)
EWESTN March 11 5:58a
Roxanne 555 (’87, Romance-Comedy) The
long-nosed fire chief of a Washington ski town
helps a dolt woo the astronomer he loves. Steve
Martin, Daryl Hannah, Rick Rossovich, Shelley Duvall.
(PG, 1:46) (AL, AS, BN, V) ECLASS March 2 2:33p;
3 7:02a; 12 4:05a; 18 10:52a, EFAMLY March 5
8:12a, 11:28p; 15 2:34a, 10:08a, 11:19p; 27
6:12p; 28 3:56a, 10:11a
Roxie Hart 556 (’42, Comedy) A Roaring ’20s
Chicago dancer sways her murder-trial jury; her
lawyer shows her how. Ginger Rogers, Adolphe
Menjou, George Montgomery, Nigel Bruce. 9 (NR,
1:15) FXM March 3 1:40a
Royal Hearts (’18, Comedy) Kelly and her
father, Hank, receive news that he has inherited
an estate in Slovania. When they travel to view
the estate, they are thrown for a loop when they
discover that Hank has not only inherited the
estate, but he is also the king. Cindy Busby, Andrew
Scott, James Brolin (2:00) HALL March 3 7p; 4 3p
ROYAL MATCHMAKER (’18, Romance) A
struggling matchmaker is hired by a king to find
his son a suitable wife in time for a national
celebration. As the clock ticks toward the dead-
line, the matchmaker finds him the perfect wife
— only to realize that she’s fallen in love with
him. Bethany Joy Lenz, Will Kemp, Brittany Bristow
(2:00) HALL March 24 9p; 25 7p; 31 7p
A Royal Winter (’17, Drama) A woman flees
to Europe for some soul searching and meets
a handsome playboy prince who exposes her
to a world she has never before known. Merritt
Patterson, Jack Donnelly, Samantha Bond (2:00)
HALL March 3 1p
Ruggles of Red Gap 555 (’35, Comedy)
Old West Americans win an earl’s butler in a
Paris poker game and bring him home. Charles
Laughton, Mary Boland, Charlie Ruggles, ZaSu Pitts.
9 (NR, 1:32) TCM March 4 5:15a
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie 555 (’00,
Children’s) Animated. When Stu Pickles must
travel to Paris to work on a new amusement
park, the gang accompanies him. Voice of E.G.
Daily, Voice of Christine Cavanaugh, Michael Bell,
Voice of Susan Sarandon. (1:20) EFAMLY March
14 2:40a, 12:17p; 31 7:03a, 8:28p, MPLEX March
25 2:48a, 10:34a
Run All Night 556 (’15, Action) When his
estranged son becomes a mob target, an aging
hit man must figure out where his loyalties lie
and how to save his offspring from a deadly fate.
Liam Neeson, Ed Harris, Joel Kinnaman, Common.
(2:30) (AL, AS, GV) TNT March 27 12p
Run for Your Life (’14, Drama) On the run
with her two children, a woman tries to decide
between disappearing completely or killing her
abusive ex-husband. Amy Smart, Aislyn Watson,
Genea Charpentier, Mark Humphrey. (TV14, 2:00)
LIFEMOV March 10 12p; 20 2p; 29 8a
Run the Tide (’16, Drama) When his drug-ad-
dicted mother leaves prison, a man kidnaps his
younger brother and flees to the California coast
for a better life. Taylor Lautner, Constance Zimmer,
MOVIES
Kenny Johnson, Johanna Braddy. (1:40) (AL, AS)
EPIX March 15 9:25a; 27 3:20p
THE RUNDOWN 555 (’03, Adventure)
Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must
locate his boss’ son, who is searching for a
priceless artifact in the Amazon. The Rock, Seann
William Scott, Rosario Dawson, Christopher Walken.
(2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 12 11:30p; 13 3:39p; 29
2:20p; 30 1a, USA March 5 1a
The Running Man 556 (’87, Science Fic-
tion) A police-state scapegoat must play a TV
host’s deadly game show for the 21st-century
masses. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita
Alonso, Richard Dawson, Yaphet Kotto. (R, 1:41)
(AL, AS, GV) SUND March 6 11:30p; 19 11p; 20
2:45p; 25 2a, 12:45p
Running Target 555 (’56, Action) A woman
joins a sheriff’s posse chasing four escaped con-
victs in the Colorado Rockies. Doris Dowling, Arthur
Franz, Richard Reeves, Myron Healey. (NR, 1:23)
EWESTN March 12 9:12a
RUSH HOUR 555 (’98, Action) A Hong Kong
detective and a wisecracking L.A.P.D. detective
choose to work together to find the missing
daughter of a Chinese diplomat. Jackie Chan,
Chris Tucker, Tom Wilkinson, Elizabeth Peña. (3:00)
(AL, AS, V) BET March 1 7p; 2 4p; 11 9p; 12 5p,
PARMT March 23 12:30p, 8p
Rush Hour 2 55 (’01, Action) Two detectives
battle a Hong Kong gangster and his henchmen
after a bombing at the U.S. Embassy. Jackie Chan,
Chris Tucker, John Lone, Zhang Ziyi. (PG-13, 1:30)
(AL, AS, V) EACTN March 15 9:16a, 6:41p; 23 9:28p;
24 5:31a, 4:21p
RUSH HOUR 3 56 (’07, Action) The assas-
sination of a Chinese ambassador reunites Lee
and Carter, who tangle with Triad gangsters in
France. Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Hiroyuki Sanada,
Youki Kudoh. (3:00) (AL, AS, N, V) BET March 2 7p;
3 11a, PARMT March 23 6p, 10:30p, COM March
10 8p, 10p
Rushlights 56 (’12, Crime Drama) Delinquents
Billy and Sarah, lovers from Los Angeles, go to a
small Southern town to claim the inheritance of
a dead friend. Josh Henderson, Haley Webb, Beau
Bridges, Aidan Quinn. (1:39) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March
7 12:20p; 27 5:40a
Ruthless People 555 (’86, Comedy) A
stereo salesman and his wife kidnap the vulgar
wife of a Beverly Hills millionaire who balks at
ransom. Danny DeVito, Bette Midler, Judge Reinhold,
Helen Slater. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, N) SUND March
22 11a; 23 2a
RV 55 (’06, Children’s) Calamities strike when a
family patriarch rents an enormous motor-home
and takes his dysfunctional clan on vacation.
Robin Williams, Jeff Daniels, Cheryl Hines, Kris-
tin Chenoweth. (1:40) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 3
8:22a, 3:32p, 9:59p; 14 10:06a, 6:20p; 15 8:27a;
18 2:19p, 10:07p, ENCR-W March 8 8:39a; 9 4:07a;
12 6:08a, 3:43p, ECLASS March 20 9:08a, 4:28p;
23 4:28p; 29 4:28p
S Eva Marie Saint, Charles Bronson. (NR, 1:56) (AL,
Saban’s Power Rangers 556 (’17,
Action) Teenagers who have been chosen to
protect the world from aliens do it by morphing
into superheroes and piloting giant robots. Dacre
Montgomery, Naomi Scott, RJ Cyler, Ludi Lin. (2:05)
(AL, AS, V) EPIX March 11 10:05p; 12 9:40a, 5:55p;
18 12:05a, 5:25a, 3:45p; 23 11:15a, 8p; 28 10p;
29 9:30a, 5:55p
SABATA 556 (’70, Western) A rancher, a judge
and a saloon keeper hire a gunman to do their
dirty work and then discover they can’t control
him. Lee Van Cleef, William Berger, Pedro Sanchez,
Linda Veras. (1:50) (AS, V) HDMOV March 7 12:25p;
10 4a; 19 8:20a; 29 4:50a
Cable S
SABOTEUR 555 (’42, Suspense) An inno-
cent man on the run hunts wartime spies, and
the pursuit takes them to the Statue of Liberty.
Robert Cummings, Priscilla Lane, Norman Lloyd, Otto
Kruger. 9 (PG, 1:48) (AS, V) ECLASS March 11
8a, ESUSP March 1 5:17p; 2 10:40a
Sabrina 5556 (’54, Comedy) The sons of
a Long Island tycoon become romantic rivals
for the chauffeur’s daughter. Humphrey Bogart,
Audrey Hepburn, William Holden, Walter Hampden.
9 (1:56) RPLEX March 1 7:58a, 4:29p; 2 12:46a;
18 1:09a, 6:04p; 23 9:02a, 8p; 29 11:52a, 11:51p
Safe House 556 (’12, Action) After barely
escaping an attack by mercenaries, a rookie agent
and a renegade operative must join forces and
figure out who wants them dead. Denzel Washing-
ton, Ryan Reynolds, Vera Farmiga, Brendan Gleeson.
(R, 1:55) (AL, AS, GV) FXM March 6 2:30p, 10p, FX
March 15 11:30p; 16 2:30p; 23 10a
The Saga of Hemp Brown 555 (’58,
Western) A medicine-show man and his helper
help a disgraced cavalry officer clear his name.
Rory Calhoun, Beverly Garland, John Larch, Russell
Johnson. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March 1 9:14a; 2
4:49a; 13 8:14a
SALT 555 (’10, Action) After a defector accuses
her of spying for the Russians, a CIA officer goes
on the run and tries to come up with a way to
establish her innocence. Angelina Jolie, Liev Sch-
reiber, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Daniel Olbrychski. (2:00) (AS,
V) PARMT March 14 12a, 12:30p; 24 12p, 10p,
SYFY March 3 4:30p; 4 11a; 8 4p; 9 12a
The Samaritan 5 (’12, Crime Drama) After
many years in prison, a former grifter tries to go
straight, but the son of his former partner insists
on learning the game and relieving a feared
gangster of $8 million. Samuel L. Jackson, Luke
Kirby, Ruth Negga, Tom Wilkinson. (R, 1:33) (AL,
AS, V) SUND March 25 5:15a
SAMSON & DELILAH 5555 (’09, Drama)
A couple’s world changes forcing them to go on
a journey of survival. Marissa Gibson, Mitjili Nap-
anangka Gibson, Scott Thornton, Matthew Gibson.
(3:30) TBN March 4 8:30p
SAN ANDREAS 556 (’15, Action) When
the San Andreas fault triggers a magnitude 9
earthquake, a search-and-rescue helicopter pilot
must navigate the destruction from Los Angeles
to San Francisco to bring his estranged wife and
daughter to safety. Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino,
Alexandra Daddario, Ioan Gruffudd. (2:15) (AL, AS)
TBS March 18 1:30p, TNT March 5 6:45p
The Sand Pebbles 5556 (’66, Adventure)
Multiple Oscar nominations went to this tale of
a cynical sailor’s experiences on an American
gunboat in 1926 China. Steve McQueen, Richard
Attenborough, Candice Bergen, Richard Crenna.
(PG-13, 3:02) (AS, V) FXM March 18 9a; 19 5:50a
The Sandpiper 555 (’65, Drama) A free-spir-
ited artist, who lives near California’s Big Sur,
meets the administrator of the parochial school
that her young son attends and lures the cleric
away from his wife. Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton,
AS) TCM March 15 7p
Sands of Iwo Jima 555 (’49, War) A Marine
sergeant pushes a colonel’s son and other recruits
until they’re ready to fight. John Wayne, John Agar,
Forrest Tucker, Adele Mara. 9 (NR, 1:50) ECLASS
March 27 10p, EACTN March 7 3:34p; 22 9:03a,
5:47p; 23 4:59a
The Santa Clause 2 55 (’02, Children’s)
Scott Calvin’s world turns upside down when
he’s dealt a double whammy of bad news: Not
only has his son, Charlie, landed on this year’s
naughty list, but Scott has to marry by Christmas
Eve, or he will stop being Santa Claus forever.
Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell, David Krumholtz, Eric
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Lloyd. (1:47) EFAMLY March 4 4:07a, 12:09p, 8p;
17 10:14a, 5:14p; 18 1:37a; 28 11:59a, 6:14p; 29
7:53a, ECLASS March 23 5:06a, 2:41p
Saturday Night Fever 555 (’77, Drama)
A Brooklyn paint-store clerk dons a white suit
and becomes king of the dance floor at his local
disco. John Travolta, Karen Lynn Gorney, Barry Miller,
Joseph Cali. (PG, 1:48) (AL, AS) SUND March 4 11a;
13 12:30p; 14 8a; 23 12:30p; 24 3:30a
Savages 556 (’12, Crime Drama) Three Cali-
fornia pot growers wage a seemingly unwinnable
war against a Mexican drug cartel that wants to
take over their business. Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively,
Aaron Johnson, John Travolta. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV,
N) FX March 7 9:30a; 8 7a
SAVE THE LAST DANCE 556 (’01,
Romance) A white teenager moves to Chicago
after her mother’s death and falls for a black
student who shares her love of dance. Julia Stiles,
Sean Patrick Thomas, Kerry Washington, Fredro Starr.
(1:54) (AL, AS, V) EFAMLY March 1 8p; 2 3:04a,
ENCR-W March 13 9p; 14 12:54p, EBLACK March
18 1:34a, 3:07p; 24 5:50a, 8:05p; 29 2:21p, 10:52p
SAVE THE LAST DANCE 2 55 (’06,
Drama) A talented dancer falls for a musician,
while embracing traditional ballet and hip-hop.
Izabella Miko, Columbus Short, Jacqueline Bisset,
Aubrey Dollar. (1:33) (AS) EFAMLY March 1 3:07a,
9:54p, ENCR-W March 14 2:49p, EBLACK March 18
5:02p; 19 6:45a; 24 10p; 30 12:50a
SAVING MR. BANKS 555 (’13, Docu-
drama) Walt Disney pulls out all the stops to
get the movie rights to “Mary Poppins” from its
prickly author, P.L. Travers. Emma Thompson, Tom
Hanks, Paul Giamatti, Jason Schwartzman. (2:45)
(AS) TNT March 4 12:15a
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN 5555 (’98,
War) A World War II captain and his squad risk
all to locate and send home a soldier whose
three brothers died in combat. Tom Hanks, Edward
Burns, Tom Sizemore, Jeremy Davies. (R, 2:49) (AL,
AS, GV) ENCR-W March 3 7:08p; 4 7:08a, 3:53p; 9
9p; 10 5:09a, 3:58p; 20 2:28p, 10:51p; 21 10:42a;
25 8p; 26 6:20a, 2:58p
The Savior (’06, Drama) A fresh account of the
life of Jesus from the eyes of the disciple Luke,
who follows Jesus from His upbringing to His
eventual crucifixion. Susan Prior, Rhys Muldoon,
Nicholas Hammond (2:00) EWTN March 25 11a;
27 1a
Say It Isn’t So 5 (’01, Comedy) A man
searching for his birth mother discovers that his
girlfriend might be his sister. Chris Klein, Heather
Graham, Orlando Jones, Sally Field. (1:38) (AL, SSC)
IPLEX March 3 8:12a, 5:45p; 8 8:33a, 7:22p; 21
3:26p; 22 12:12a
Scales: Mermaids Are Real (’17, Fantasy) A
seemingly ordinary girl learns that she’s destined
to turn into a mermaid on her 12th birthday. She
must say goodbye to her family and friends while
evading the local hunters who wish to capture
her. Emmy Perry, Morgan Fairchild, Elisabeth Rohm,
Jack Dylan Grazer. (1:34) EFAMLY March 1 10:55a;
18 11:14a; 19 3:42a; 21 8:46a
A Scandal in Paris 556 (’46, Drama) A
smooth-talking French thief wangles his way into
an important position as prefect of police. George
Sanders, Signe Hasso, Carole Landis, Akim Tamiroff.
9 (NR, 1:40) TCM March 19 4:15a
The Scarlet Empress 556 (’34, Biogra-
phy) Grand Duke Peter’s teenage German bride
becomes Russia’s Catherine the Great. Marlene
Dietrich, John Lodge, Sam Jaffe, Phillip Sleeman.
9 (NR, 1:44) TCM March 25 3:30a
School Ties 555 (’92, Drama) A scholarship
student hides his Jewish heritage to fit in at an
Eastern prep school in the mid-1950s. Bren-
dan Fraser, Matt Damon, Chris O’Donnell, Randall
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MOVIES
Batinkoff. (PG-13, 1:47) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 4
7:30a; 15 12:30p; 16 9:30a
Scoop 55 (’06, Romance-Comedy) An American
journalism student falls for a British aristocrat,
as she and a magician hunt a killer in London.
Scarlett Johansson, Woody Allen, Hugh Jackman, Ian
McShane. (1:38) (AS) IPLEX March 13 7:22p; 14
2:21a, MPLEX March 4 3:31a, 5p; 8 4:38a, 3:21p;
26 8:39a, 8:27p
SCOUTS GUIDE TO THE ZOMBIE
APOCALYPSE 55 (’15, Horror) Three Boy
Scouts join forces with a tough cocktail waitress
to save their once-peaceful town from a zombie
invasion. Tye Sheridan, Logan Miller, Joey Morgan,
Sarah Dumont. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) FXX March 7
5p, 7p; 10 7p, 9p; 22 12:30p; 23 10:30a
Scream 555 (’96, Horror) A psycho killer tar-
gets a past victim’s daughter, while a tabloid TV
reporter homes in on his identity. Neve Campbell,
David Arquette, Courteney Cox, Matthew Lillard. (R,
1:51) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 7 5p; 8 12:30a;
25 7a, 12p; 26 8p
SCREAM 3 556 (’00, Horror) Murders draw
a young woman, a reporter and an ex-policeman
to the set of a movie inspired by horrific events
that they survived. David Arquette, Neve Campbell,
Courteney Cox Arquette, Patrick Dempsey. (2:00)
(AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 9 8:05p; 10 2:10p; 15
8:05p; 16 12:10a; 20 4p; 21 10:25a; 22 10:25a;
24 10:10a
Scream Blacula Scream 55 (’73, Horror)
His bones stirred by Deep South voodoo, Blacula
the vampire is cursed to kill again. William Mar-
shall, Pam Grier, Don Mitchell, Michael Conrad. (PG,
1:35) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 2 3:43p; 3 12:20a
Scrooged 555 (’88, Comedy) A ruthless
TV-network chief meets the ghosts of Christ-
mases past, present and yet to come. Bill Murray,
Karen Allen, John Forsythe, John Glover. (PG-13,
1:41) (AL, MV) ENCR-W March 1 12:24p, 7:17p;
2 9:44a; 16 9:51a, 7:17p, ECLASS March 6 2:50p,
9:35p; 11 3:15p, 10:55p; 28 7:49p, EFAMLY March
19 8p; 20 4:52p; 24 10:07p; 25 3:17p
SEAL Team Six: The Raid on Osama
bin Laden (’12, Docudrama) In May 2011,
a seasoned team of U.S. Navy SEALs storms a
Pakistani compound and brings the long hunt for
the world’s most wanted terrorist to an end. Cam
Gigandet, Anson Mount, Freddy Rodriguez, Xzibit.
(NR, 1:30) EBLACK March 12 1:19a, 4:40p, EACTN
March 3 4:41p; 4 3:39a, 1:31p; 22 9:28p; 23 3:56p;
31 12:11p, 9:30p
THE SEARCHERS 5555 (’56, Western)
A Confederate veteran and his part-Cherokee
partner search five years for a kidnapped girl.
John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter, Natalie Wood, Vera
Miles. (NR, 1:59) TCM March 20 11:30p
Secret Ceremony 555 (’68, Drama) A girl
looks like a London hooker’s late daughter, while
the hooker looks like the girl’s late mother. Eliz-
abeth Taylor, Mia Farrow, Robert Mitchum, Peggy
Ashcroft. (R, 1:49) (AL, AS, N) TCM March 16
11:45p
The Secret Garden 555 (’49, Children’s) An
English orphan finds the key to her bitter uncle’s
magic garden, seen in color. Margaret O’Brien,
Herbert Marshall, Dean Stockwell, Gladys Cooper.
(G, 1:32) TCM March 5 9:30a
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 556
(’13, Comedy) Walter Mitty develops photos for a
magazine but escapes the tedium through heroic
daydreams. When Walter gets a chance for a real
adventure, he may just build a relationship with a
co-worker named Cheryl. Ben Stiller, Kristen Wiig,
Shirley MacLaine, Adam Scott. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FX
March 13 9:30a; 14 7a
The Secret Sex Life of a Single Mom
(’14, Docudrama) A divorced woman finds sexual
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
liberation through online dating. Ashley Jones,
Alex Carter, Scott Gibson, Cynthia Preston. (2:00)
(AS) LIFE March 25 10:02p; 26 2:04a
Secrets in Suburbia (’17, Suspense) After
learning of a murder plot against her, an oth-
erwise kind-hearted housewife exacts a deadly
plan of revenge. Brianna Brown, Brody Behr, Linn
Bjornland, Sydney Hoover. (2:00) LIFEMOV March
26 10p; 27 2a
Seduced (’16, Drama) Two women join forces to
bring down the dangerous con man who simul-
taneously romanced and duped them. Elisabeth
Röhm, Jon Prescott, Julie Mond, Robert Mailhouse.
(2:00) (AS) LIFE March 25 2p
Seduced by a Stranger (’17, Suspense)
Julie’s life is turned upside down when Martin
moves to her neighborhood. As Julie begins to
fall for his charms, another woman is determined
to kill him. When the other woman catches Julie
in Martin’s arms, she’s determined to kill them
both. Chandra West, Steve Bacic, Cate Sproule, Lucie
Guest. (1:59) LIFE March 10 10:02p; 11 4a
Seeds of Yesterday (’15, Suspense) A flir-
tatious girl maintains a love-hate relationship
with her obsessive brother. Rachael Carpani, Jason
Lewis, Sammi Hanratty, James Maslow. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 11 2p
Selma 5556 (’14, Historical Drama) Dr.
Martin Luther King Jr. wages a historic, but
dangerous, battle to secure voting rights for all,
culminating in an epic march in Alabama from
Selma to Montgomery. David Oyelowo, Tom Wilkin-
son, Carmen Ejogo, Giovanni Ribisi. (PG-13, 2:08)
(AL, AS, V) FXM March 2 9p; 3 12p
Send Me No Flowers 555 (’64, Comedy)
A hypochondriac who wrongly believes he’s dying
vows to find a new husband for his unsuspecting
wife. Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Tony Randall, Paul
Lynde. (NR, 1:40) TCM March 4 11a
Sense and Sensibility 5556 (’95, Come-
dy-Drama) Suitors romance, then abandon, sisters
left destitute by their father’s death in late-1800s
England. Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, Kate
Winslet, Hugh Grant. (2:17) (AS) EFAMLY March
6 10:06p
Separated at Birth (’17, Suspense) Lucy Pierce
grew up believing she had a normal childhood
with a loving and supportive mother, until she
discovers old articles about the “Baby Victoria”
disappearance - a high-profile abduction case
that occurred when she was born. Paige Turco,
Dominique Provost-Chalkley, Brittany Allen, Jayne
Heitmeyer. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 10p; 25 2a
Serpico 5556 (’73, Crime Drama) Based on
the true story of Frank Serpico, who sacrificed his
career to expose widespread corruption in the
NYPD. Al Pacino, John Randolph, Jack Kehoe, Biff
McGuire. (R, 2:09) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 19
9p; 20 7:25a, 5:20p; 28 5:07p; 29 12:32a, 10:59a
Set It Off 555 (’96, Action) Desperation
drives four inner-city women to bank robbery
in Los Angeles, then they start mistrusting one
another. Jada Pinkett, Queen Latifah, Vivica A. Fox,
Blair Underwood. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV) BET March
22 7p; 23 2p
Seve: The Movie (’14, Biography) Severiano
Ballesteros battles adversity to become one of the
greatest professional golfers of all time. José Luis
Gutiérrez, José Navar, Maria Molins, Alvar Gordejuela.
(2:30) (AL, AS) GOLF March 6 5p, 7:30p
Seven Pounds 55 (’08, Drama) A man with
a fateful secret sets out to redeem himself by
changing the lives of seven strangers, including
a woman with whom he falls in love. Will Smith,
Rosario Dawson, Michael Ealy, Barry Pepper. (PG-
13, 2:04) (AS) ECLASS March 3 2:41p; 22 12:24p;
26 4:03p
Seventeen and Missing 555 (’07, Drama)
A woman has psychic visions after her teenage
daughter disappears, following a wild party.
Deedee Pfeiffer, Matthew Harrison, Tegan Moss,
Terry David Mulligan. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 29 12p
The Seventh Cross 555 (’44, Suspense)
Seven escapees from a concentration camp
meet with different fates as they attempt to
flee Nazi Germany. Spencer Tracy, Signe Hasso,
Hume Cronyn, Jessica Tandy. 9 (NR, 1:50) TCM
March 19 3p
Seventh Son 55 (’14, Fantasy) A supernatural
champion has little time to train a new apprentice
for a battle against a malevolent and vengeful
witch. Jeff Bridges, Julianne Moore, Ben Barnes,
Olivia Williams. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 3
2:02a, 8a; 28 8:30a
SHADOW OF A DOUBT 5555 (’43, Crime
Drama) A girl thinks her visiting uncle is the stran-
gler dubbed the Merry Widow Murderer. Teresa
Wright, Joseph Cotten, Hume Cronyn, Macdonald
Carey. 9 (PG, 1:48) (AS) ECLASS March 5 2:17a,
2:46p, ESUSP March 14 10:16a; 17 8:39a; 21 5:33p
SHAKEDOWN 556 (’88, Action) A legal-aid
lawyer and an undercover officer check a drug
dealer’s story of police corruption. Peter Weller,
Sam Elliott, Patricia Charbonneau, Blanche Baker. (R,
1:30) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 13 11:59a, 10:59p,
ESUSP March 15 12:32p; 27 1:51p, ENCR-W March
7 3:48a
The Shakiest Gun in the West 556 (’68,
Western) A Philadelphia milquetoast goes west
and meets a tall bandit who tricks him into mar-
riage. Don Knotts, Barbara Rhoades, Jackie Coogan,
Donald Barry. (NR, 1:41) EWESTN March 1 12:18p;
2 1:22a; 10 12:52p
Shall We Dance 555 (’37, Musical Comedy)
Ballet dancer Petrov woos a musical star at sea
and in New York, despite rumors of their mar-
riage. Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Eric Blore, Edward
Everett Horton. 9 (NR, 1:49) TCM March 22 1p
Shallow Hal 556 (’01, Romance-Comedy) A
self-help guru makes a superficial man see only
the inner beauty of a very fat woman. Gwyneth
Paltrow, Jack Black, Jason Alexander, Joe Viterelli.
(PG-13, 1:54) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 13 11:58a,
10:55p; 14 9:18a; 30 9p; 31 8:34a, 5:59p
THE SHALLOWS 556 (’16, Suspense)
Stranded on a giant rock 200 yards from shore,
an injured surfer must fight for her life as a great
white shark circles her in its feeding ground.
Blake Lively, Óscar Jaenada, Brett Cullen, Sedona
Legge. (PG-13, 1:27) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 16
9p; 17 7:10a, 3:35p; 19 9p; 20 3:41a; 22 1:34p,
10:44p; 27 10:41p
Shampoo 555 (’75, Comedy) Lovers undo
a Beverly Hills hairdresser around Election Eve
1968. Warren Beatty, Julie Christie, Goldie Hawn, Lee
Grant. (1:55) (AL, AS, N) HDMOV March 1 11:20a,
5p; 2 4:55a; 9 12:20p; 10 7:55a; 26 8:10p
SHANE 5555 (’53, Western) An ex-gunfighter
sides with Wyoming homesteaders against
a ruthless cattle baron. Alan Ladd, Jean Arthur,
Van Heflin, Brandon de Wilde. (NR, 1:58) (AS, MV)
EWESTN March 11 8p; 12 2:52a, 12p; 15 1:10a,
10:31a, 9:45p; 24 8p; 25 3:26a
Shanghai Express 555 (’32, Drama) A
notorious woman rides a train through a dan-
gerous situation with a British captain she loved.
Marlene Dietrich, Clive Brook, Anna May Wong,
Warner Oland. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March 4 6:30p
Shanghai Noon 555 (’00, Comedy) A Chi-
nese Imperial Guardsman teams up with a robber
to rescue a princess, taken to the Old West by
the guard’s former captain. Jackie Chan, Owen
Wilson, Lucy Liu, Roger Yuan. (2:30) (AL, AS, V)
COM March 10 5:30p
SHATTERED 5555 (’07, Suspense) After kid-
napping the daughter of a couple, a man forces
the two to comply with a series of daunting tasks.
Pierce Brosnan, Gerard Butler, Maria Bello, Claudette
Mink. (1:37) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 12 3:40p; 13
12:40a; 21 1:49p, 9p
Shaun of the Dead 555 (’04, Comedy) An
aimless TV salesman and his best pal must save
their friends and family from the zombies that
have overrun London. Simon Pegg, Kate Ashfield,
Lucy Davis, Nick Frost. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) AMC
March 22 3:30a
She Made Them Do It (’12, Docudrama)
Convicted of murder, Sarah Pender escapes
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tive. Jenna Dewan Tatum, Mackenzie Phillips, Steve
Bacic, Nels Lennarson. (2:00) LIFE March 10 12p,
LIFEMOV March 27 6p
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon 5556 (’49,
Western) A retirement-bound U.S. Cavalry officer
is reluctant to turn command over to an inexpe-
rienced comrade. John Wayne, Joanne Dru, John
Agar, Ben Johnson. (NR, 1:44) TCM March 27 6:45p
The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw 556 (’58,
Western) An Englishman gets the badge and the
saloon queen in a Wild West town. Kenneth More,
Jayne Mansfield, Henry Hull, William Campbell. (NR,
1:43) (MV) FXM March 8 10:15a; 9 1a
SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF
SHADOWS 556 (’11, Action) The murder
of Austria’s crown prince leads Holmes, Watson
and a Gypsy to a showdown with an evil genius
named Moriarty. Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law,
Noomi Rapace, Rachel McAdams. (3:00) (AS, V)
BBCA March 2 7p, 11p; 8 7p, 11:30p; 18 5p, 10p;
30 8p; 31 12a
She’s All That 55 (’99, Romance-Comedy)
A cool teen bets a friend that he can transform
the school’s geekiest girl into a prom queen.
Freddie Prinze Jr., Rachael Leigh Cook, Matthew Lil-
lard, Paul Walker. (2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM March
8 11a; 13 12a
She’s the One 55 (’96, Romance-Comedy)
An affair with his cab-driver brother’s ex-fiancee
typifies a married Wall Street guy’s need for sib-
ling rivalry. Jennifer Aniston, Maxine Bahns, Edward
Burns, Cameron Diaz. (1:39) (AL) IPLEX March 14
8:50a, 5:33p; 20 7:21p; 21 2:18a
THE SHINING 5555 (’80, Horror) A writer
goes mad while serving as caretaker with his wife
and clairvoyant son at a snowbound Colorado
hotel. Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd,
Scatman Crothers. (3:00) (AL, AS, N, V) VICE March
3 3p; 15 8p
Shock Corridor 556 (’63, Drama) An investi-
gative reporter’s sanity begins to crumble after he
commits himself to a mental hospital to crack a
murder. Peter Breck, Constance Towers, Gene Evans,
James Best. (NR, 1:41) TCM March 7 1:30a
Shock Treatment 556 (’64, Suspense) An
actor faking insanity enters an asylum to discover
what a killer gardener did with $1 million. Stuart
Whitman, Carol Lynley, Roddy McDowall, Lauren
Bacall. 9 (NR, 1:34) FXM March 7 8:40a
Shooter 556 (’07, Suspense) Reluctantly
pressed into service again, a former military
sniper plots revenge against his powerful foes
after being betrayed and wounded. Mark Wahl-
berg, Michael Peña, Danny Glover, Kate Mara. (2:45)
(AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 25 8p; 26 4:35p, USA
March 1 6:15p, 10p; 10 4:08p
Shorebreak: The Clark Little Story
(’16, Documentary) Photographer Clark Little
captures the beauty of Hawaii’s powerful shore
break waves from inside the impact zone. (:59)
EFAMLY March 13 5:04a; 14 1:40a
Shrek 5556 (’01, Children’s) Animated. In
order to save his home, a monster with a donkey
makes a deal with a mean lord to rescue a beau-
tiful princess. Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy,
Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS
March 25 1a, TNT March 3 6p
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last
Friday the 13th 56 (’00, Comedy) A report-
er’s investigation into the spring-break massacre
leads to further mayhem. Tom Arnold, Tiffani-Am-
ber Thiessen, Coolio, Shirley Jones. (R, 1:26) (AL,
AS, V) ESUSP March 13 9p; 21 12:18a; 29 1:34a
SICARIO 5556 (’15, Suspense) Members of
a government task force travel back-and-forth
across the U.S.-Mexican border, using one cartel
boss to flush out a bigger one. Emily Blunt, Benicio
Del Toro, Josh Brolin, Victor Garber. (2:05) (AL, AS,
GV) FX March 25 7:30p, EPIX March 14 8p; 15
7:20a, 2:15p
Side Effects 555 (’13, Drama) A woman’s
world unravels after her psychiatrist prescribes
a new medication to treat her anxiety. Jude Law,
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Rooney Mara, Channing Tatum, Catherine Zeta-Jones.
(1:48) (AL, AS, N, V) IPLEX March 10 9p; 11 5:09a;
18 3:49p; 19 12:48a; 23 5:14p; 30 8:32a, 7:12p
Sidewalks of New York 55 (’01,
Romance-Comedy) A television producer, a
teacher, a musician, a waitress, a dentist and
a real estate agent deal with rocky romances.
Edward Burns, Rosario Dawson, Dennis Farina,
Heather Graham. (2:00) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March
11 10:30a
Sierra Baron 55 (’58, Western) A Califor-
nia land-grabber wants a gunfighter to kill a
Spanish land-grant heir. Brian Keith, Rick Jason,
Rita Gam, Mala Powers. (NR, 1:20) FXM March 8
8:50a; 9 4:25a
Signs 555 (’02, Suspense) With the help of
his brother, a Pennsylvanian investigates the
appearance of 500-foot-diameter circles in his
crop fields. Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Cherry
Jones, Rory Culkin. (2:30) (V) AMC March 10 12p;
11 8:35a; 20 12p; 21 2:30a; 26 10:30a
Silence 555 (’16, Historical Drama) Two
17th-century Portuguese missionaries face the
ultimate test of faith when they travel to Japan
to find their missing mentor. Andrew Garfield, Adam
Driver, Tadanobu Asano, Ciarán Hinds. (2:45) (AS,
GV) EPIX March 1 8:20a, 2:20p; 10 2a; 27 8p; 28
6:30a, 3:05p
The Silent Call 55 (’61, Adventure) A dog
embarks on a journey from Nevada to Los Ange-
les to find the family that left it behind. Roger
Mobley, David McLean, Gail Russell, Joe Besser. 9
(NR, 1:02) FXM March 16 3a
Silent House 556 (’11, Horror) Horrifying
events turn panic to real terror when a young
woman becomes trapped in the old house she’s
helping her father and uncle renovate. Elizabeth
Olsen, Adam Trese, Eric Sheffer Stevens, Julia Taylor
Ross. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 15 1p; 16 12a, 8a
SILENT TRIGGER 55 (’96, Suspense) A
hired assassin believes that his partner in a failed
mission has orders to kill him. Dolph Lundgren,
Gina Bellman, Conrad Dunn, Chris Heyerdahl. (1:35)
(AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 8 6:55a; 13 6p, 9:25p;
28 8p, 11:35p
Silver Bullet 55 (’85, Horror) A boy in a
wheelchair stops a werewolf with his uncle and
sister. Gary Busey, Corey Haim, Megan Follows, Ever-
ett McGill. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, GV) SUND March 11
3:45p; 12 2p, AMC March 19 11:30a
Silver Linings Playbook 5556 (’12,
Comedy-Drama) An unexpected bond begins to
form between a man trying to rebuild his life and
a young woman promising to help him reunite
with his estranged wife. Bradley Cooper, Jennifer
Lawrence, Robert De Niro, Jacki Weaver. (R, 2:02)
(AL, AS, N) SUND March 4 1:30p; 8 4:10a, 12:30p;
21 10:30a
Silver Streak 555 (’76, Comedy) A Los
Angelean gets help from a petty thief to rescue
a woman from killers on the same train to Chi-
cago. Gene Wilder, Jill Clayburgh, Richard Pryor,
Patrick McGoohan. (PG, 1:53) (AL, AS, MV) ECLASS
March 5 12:50p, 7:49p
Silverado 555 (’85, Western) Old West drift-
ers Jake, Emmett, Mal and Paden shoot it out
with a crooked sheriff and clan. Kevin Kline, Scott
Glenn, Kevin Costner, Rosanna Arquette. (2:30) (AS,
V) OUTD March 24 5p, 8p
The Simpsons Movie 555 (’07, Comedy)
Animated. The combination of Homer, his new pet
pig, and a leaky silo full of excrement triggers a
disaster that threatens not just Springfield but
the world. Voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner,
Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. (2:00) (AS) FXX
March 13 3p; 14 1p
SIN CITY 555 (’05, Action) Lawmen, prosti-
tutes, a hulking thug and other sordid characters
run amok in a crime-ridden metropolis. Jessica
Alba, Devon Aoki, Alexis Bledel, Powers Boothe.
(2:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) BBCA March 1 7:30p, 11:30p;
16 7:30p; 17 12a
A Sister’s Nightmare (’13, Suspense) A
woman must protect her family when her
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criminally insane sister re-enters society. Kelly
Rutherford, Natasha Henstridge, Peyton List, Mat-
thew Settle. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 15 4p
The Sitter 56 (’11, Comedy) The world’s
worst baby sitter takes a brood of rambunctious
children on a wild night-time odyssey through
New York. Jonah Hill, Max Records, Ari Graynor,
JB Smoove. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 12 9p;
13 10:30a
Sitting Pretty 555 (’48, Comedy) Suburban
parents of three bratty boys find a new baby
sitter: know-it-all Mr. Belvedere. Robert Young,
Clifton Webb, Maureen O’Hara, Richard Haydn. 9
(NR, 1:24) FXM March 18 4:25a
Six Black Horses 55 (’62, Western) A widow
crosses the desert with a drifter and the gunman
who killed her husband. Audie Murphy, Dan Duryea,
Joan O’Brien, George Wallace. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN
March 6 9:39a; 7 4:21a; 27 5:54a, MPLEX March
11 10:53p; 17 3:37p, 10:36p; 21 2:37a
Six Degrees of Separation 555 (’93,
Drama) Married New Yorkers question the
motives of an overnight guest who pretends to
be someone else. Stockard Channing, Will Smith,
Donald Sutherland, Bruce Davison. (1:55) (AL, AS)
EPIX March 4 2:15a; 15 9:45p; 16 6:05p
16 and Missing (’15, Suspense) An FBI agent
tries to track down her daughter after the teen
arranges to meet an online acquaintance. Ashley
Scott, Lizze Broadway, Mark Hapka, David Starzyk.
(2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 6 2p
Sky High 556 (’05, Children’s) Hoping he will
follow in their footsteps, two superheroes send
their reluctant son to a training school. Michael
Angarano, Kurt Russell, Kelly Preston, Danielle Pana-
baker. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 31 10a
Sky Murder 55 (’40, Mystery) Detective Nick
Carter tries to help a refugee who is being black-
mailed by Nazis. Walter Pidgeon, Donald Meek,
Karen Verne 9 (NR, 1:12) TCM March 14 7:30a
Skylark 556 (’41, Romance-Comedy) An
adman’s wife feels neglected, and another man
seems to be the answer. Claudette Colbert, Ray
Milland, Brian Aherne, Binnie Barnes. 9 (NR, 1:34)
TCM March 11 5:15a
Skyline 56 (’10, Science Fiction) Strange lights
over Los Angeles herald the arrival of malevolent
aliens who threaten to swallow up humanity. Eric
Balfour, Scottie Thompson, Brittany Daniel, Crystal
Reed. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 19 9:30a;
20 12:45a
Slap Shot 555 (’77, Comedy-Drama) A
minor-league hockey team makes sports his-
tory when its members decide to spruce up the
team’s image by playing dirty. Paul Newman,
Michael Ontkean, Lindsay Crouse, Strother Martin.
(2:05) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 2 7:48a, 2:31p,
9:33p; 6 12:51a, 9:27a, 5:55p; 17 9:38a, 8p; 28
8:27a, 4:24p
Slap Shot 3: The Junior League 55
(’08, Comedy) Wacky brothers work together
to mold young hockey players into champions.
Greyston Holt, Jeff Carlson, Steve Carlson, David
Hanson. (1:33) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 12 5:26a;
28 4:40p, 11:36p, MPLEX March 23 10a; 24 3:05a
Sleeper 5556 (’73, Comedy) Deep-frozen
for 200 years, a health-food store owner wakes
up in a no-sex police state and hides as a robot.
Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, John Beck, Marya Small.
(1:30) (AL, AS) EPIX March 23 6:35a
Sleeping With the Enemy 556 (’91, Sus-
pense) The battered wife of a yuppie neat-freak
fakes her death at sea and flees from Cape Cod to
Iowa. Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergin, Kevin Anderson,
Elizabeth Lawrence. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS
March 5 12:37a, 9:45p
Sleepless in Seattle 5556 (’93,
Romance-Comedy) A recently engaged
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newswoman becomes obsessed with meeting a
grieving widower she heard on a late-night radio
call-in show. Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Bill Pullman,
Ross Mallinger. (2:30) (AL) OVATN March 8 6:30p;
9 1:30p; 11 9p; 12 4:30p; 15 9p; 16 4:30p; 22
9p; 23 6:30p
Sleepy Hollow 555 (’99, Horror) A Colo-
nial-era constable probes a series of grisly
decapitations in an upstate New York hamlet.
Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Miranda Richardson,
Michael Gambon. (R, 1:45) (AS, GV) ESUSP March
10 12:35a; 21 5:10a, 3:45p; 26 9p; 29 5:20p
Sleuth 55 (’07, Suspense) An aging writer
hatches an elaborate scheme for revenge against
the young man who stole his wife. Michael Caine,
Jude Law, Harold Pinter, Carmel O’Sullivan. (R, 1:28)
(AL, AS) ESUSP March 4 2p; 27 5:38p; 28 6:34a
Sliding Doors 55 (’98, Romance-Comedy)
After a series of misfortunes, a woman with an
unfaithful boyfriend experiences an alternate
reality. Gwyneth Paltrow, John Hannah, John Lynch,
Jeanne Tripplehorn. (1:40) (AL, AS) EPIX March 10
4:45a; 15 8p; 16 2:25p
Slow Burn 55 (’05, Crime Drama) A district
attorney must sort out conflicting stories when
his assistant DA and sometime lover claims that
the dead man in her bed tried to rape her, but a
witness tells a different tale. Ray Liotta, LL Cool
J, Jolene Blalock, Mekhi Phifer. (1:45) (AL, AS, V)
FLIX-W March 18 3:45a; 21 6:15p; 23 2p; 24 1:35a;
27 4p, 11:15p
Smart People 556 (’08, Romance-Comedy)
Recently widowed, a professor tries to juggle a
new love and an unexpected visit from his adop-
tive brother. Dennis Quaid, Sarah Jessica Parker,
Thomas Haden Church, Ellen Page. (1:37) (AL, AS)
IPLEX March 12 10:30a, 11p; 15 3:57p; 16 12:35a
Smashed 555 (’12, Drama) After hitting rock
bottom, an alcoholic schoolteacher faces numer-
ous challenges as she struggles for sobriety. Mary
Elizabeth Winstead, Aaron Paul, Nick Offerman,
Megan Mullally. (1:24) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 17
7:36p; 18 2:45a
Smilin’ Through 55 (’32, Romance) A Victo-
rian Englishman’s niece and her suitor resemble
his long-dead bride and tragic rival. Norma
Shearer, Leslie Howard, Fredric March, O.P. Heggie.
9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 1 4:45a
The Smurfs 56 (’11, Children’s) Live action/
animated. A magic portal transports the little
blue people to Manhattan, where they must find
a way back to their village before evil wizard
Gargamel can find them. Hank Azaria, Neil Pat-
rick Harris, Jayma Mays, Sofía Vergara. (2:00) (AS)
FREEFM March 16 12a
SNAKE EYES 56 (’98, Suspense) A corrupt
detective and his Navy friend probe a U.S. offi-
cial’s assassination at an Atlantic City boxing
match. Nicolas Cage, Gary Sinise, John Heard, Carla
Gugino. (R, 1:39) (V) ENCR-W March 15 1:38p; 26
2:53a, ECLASS March 6 7:46a; 23 11:15a, 7:49p,
EACTN March 3 8:47a, 8p; 4 5:11a; 11 2:12p,
11:38p; 12 6:20a; 20 3:45p, 11:50p; 21 12:38p;
29 11:10a, 9:18p
THE SNAKE PIT 5555 (’48, Drama) A man
commits his wife to a mental hospital, where her
doctor tries the latest therapy. Olivia de Havil-
land, Mark Stevens, Leo Genn 9 (NR, 1:48) TCM
March 5 7p
Snakes on a Plane 55 (’06, Suspense)
An FBI agent must contend with a swarm of
deadly serpents that have been released aboard
an airliner to kill the witness he is escorting to
trial. Samuel L. Jackson, Kenan Thompson, Julianna
Margulies, Nathan Phillips. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV, N)
BET March 3 11p; 4 8p; 24 11p; 25 2p
Sneakers 555 (’92, Suspense) An ex-’60s-rad-
ical computer hacker and his company are tapped
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for a shady black-box job. Robert Redford, Dan
Aykroyd, Ben Kingsley, Mary McDonnell. (PG-13,
2:05) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 19 12:43a, 3:22p,
ECLASS March 11 6:51p
Sniper 55 (’93, Action) A lone Marine sharp-
shooter goes on a Panama mission with a
Washington bureaucrat accustomed to paper
targets. Tom Berenger, Billy Zane, J.T. Walsh, Aden
Young. (1:45) (AL, V) FLIX-W March 3 8p; 8 3:15p,
11:30p; 11 2:15p; 14 2:15p, 10p; 17 4:45p; 20 4p;
21 2:15a; 25 4:45p; 31 1:45p, 11:45p
Sniper 2 56 (’02, Suspense) A former Marine
and a Marine on death row work together to
assassinate an Eastern European rogue general.
Tom Berenger, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Butler, Linden
Ashby. (1:45) (AL, V) FLIX-W March 3 9:45p; 5
4:45p; 6 3:55a; 8 5p; 18 2:05a; 21 1p; 22 3:35a;
25 6:30p; 29 12:15p, 11:05p
Sniper 3 (’04, Action) Hired to kill a suspected
terrorist, a sniper learns his target is an old friend.
Tom Berenger, Denis Arndt, John Doman, William
Duffy. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 3 11:30p;
8 6:30p; 12 1p; 18 12:30p; 21 2:30p; 24 6:30p; 28
1a; 31 12:15a
Snow White and the Huntsman 556
(’12, Fantasy) Sent by an evil queen to capture an
escaped princess, a huntsman instead becomes
the young woman’s protector and helps her in
her quest to regain control of her kingdom. Kristen
Stewart, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Sam
Claflin. (3:00) (AS, V) FX March 5 4p; 6 12a
The Snow Wolf Family and Me Gordon
Buchanan travels to the Canadian Arctic in search
of wolves that have never seen a human. (1:00)
(Part 1 of 3) APL-E March 12 8p, APL March 12 11p
The Snow Wolf Family and Me Gordon
Buchanan becomes accepted by the wolf pack,
including mother Luna and her three newborn
pups. (1:00) (Part 1 of 2) APL-E March 19 8p, APL
March 19 11p
SNOWPIERCER 5556 (’13, Science Fic-
tion) A post-apocalyptic ice age forces humanity’s
last survivors aboard a globe-spanning super-
train. One man will risk everything to lead a revolt
for control of the engine and the future of the
world. Chris Evans, Song Kang-ho, Tilda Swinton,
Jamie Bell. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BBCA March 20 8p,
11p; 25 11a, 2p; 26 1a
So You Said Yes (’15, Drama) The owner of
a bridal shop falls in love with the son of her
chief competitor, then must fend off the wom-
an’s attempts to sabotage the relationship. Kellie
Martin, Chad Willett, Jennifer Dale, Bruce Boxleitner.
(2:00) HALL March 12 2p
Soapdish 556 (’91, Comedy) The star of a
soap opera is rattled by her ex-lover’s return to
the daytime drama “The Sun Also Sets.” Sally
Field, Kevin Kline, Robert Downey Jr., Cathy Mori-
arty. (1:39) (AL) EFAMLY March 20 1:12a, MPLEX
March 3 8:32a, 3:21p; 23 11:38p; 24 5p; 29 2:17a,
10:26a, 6:41p, EBLACK March 12 9:44a, 11:21p
Social Nightmare (’13, Drama) A teenager
tries to figure out who is hacking into her online
profile and posting inappropriate photos and
status updates. Daryl Hannah, Kirsten Prout, Chloe
Bridges, Brandon Smith. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 6 12p
Soda Cracker 56 (’89, Crime Drama) A Chi-
cago police officer practices his own brand of
justice to take down the killers who murdered his
partner. Fred Williamson, Maud Adams, Bo Svenson,
Phyllis Hyman. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March
21 7:23p
Solace 55 (’15, Suspense) A psychic and a
federal agent hunt a serial killer. Anthony Hopkins,
Colin Farrell, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Abbie Cornish.
(1:45) (AL, AS, GV, N) EPIX March 1 11:05a; 21
2:50p
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Soldier 55 (’98, Science Fiction) A soldier,
trained as such from birth, helps colonists stave
off a team of genetically engineered killers. Kurt
Russell, Jason Scott Lee, Connie Nielsen, Sean Per-
twee. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 7 5:15a;
12 12:20p; 17 4:15p; 18 12:30p; 22 8:05a; 27 6p,
9:30p
Solo 55 (’96, Action) A robot soldier goes AWOL
to avoid reprogramming, then helps Mexican
villagers defeat rebels. Mario Van Peebles, Barry
Corbin, Bill Sadler, Adrien Brody. (PG-13, 1:34) (AL,
V) EACTN March 25 3:42a, 2:40p
Solomon 56 (’98, Drama) David’s son inherits
his father’s kingdom of Israel and gains respect
for his wisdom and sense of justice. Ben Cross,
Anouk Aimée, Vivica A. Fox, Maria Grazia Cucinotta.
(TVPG, 3:00) (AS) TBN March 11 9p
Some Kind of Hero 556 (’82, Comedy) A
Vietnam POW comes home after six years to no
wife, no business and no chance of getting back
pay. Richard Pryor, Margot Kidder, Ray Sharkey,
Ronny Cox. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 1
2:26a, 12:39p; 7 2:46a, 9:50a; 18 1:28p, 11:37p;
29 11:06a, 6:21p, ECLASS March 23 1:42a
Someone Like You 55 (’01, Romance-Com-
edy) A woman who hires talent for a talk show
investigates male behavior after her boyfriend
breaks up with her. Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear,
Hugh Jackman, Marisa Tomei. (PG-13, 1:37) (AL,
AS) ENCR-W March 17 4:34a
Someone Marry Barry 55 (’14,
Romance-Comedy) Friends try to find a wife for
their obnoxious buddy, but their plan backfires
when his new girlfriend turns out to be just as
socially inappropriate. Tyler Labine, Damon Wayans
Jr., Lucy Punch, Hayes MacArthur. (1:30) (AS) EPIX
March 23 8:05a
Something Beneath 5 (’07, Horror) A priest
and an event coordinator must save ecologi-
cal-conference attendees from a ball of sentient
slime. Kevin Sorbo, Natalie Brown, Peter MacNeill,
Brendan Beiser. (NR, 1:30) ESUSP March 24 12:35p
Somewhere 555 (’10, Comedy-Drama)
A roguish actor has to re-examine his life of
excesses when he gets an unexpected visit from
his young daughter. Stephen Dorff, Elle Fanning,
Chris Pontius, Michelle Monaghan. (1:40) (AL, AS,
N) IPLEX March 27 1:17p, 9p
Somewhere in the Night 556 (’46, Crime
Drama) An amnesiac Marine and a nightclub
singer find clues to his past: missing loot and a
private eye. John Hodiak, Nancy Guild, Lloyd Nolan
9 (NR, 1:48) FXM March 5 5a; 15 3a
Son of God 55 (’14, Historical Drama) Jesus
Christ spreads a message of love and hope, but
powerful forces ally against him when he enters
Jerusalem. Diogo Morgado, Greg Hicks, Adrian Schil-
ler, Darwin Shaw. (3:00) (AS, V) UP March 25 1p
Son of Godzilla 55 (’67, Science Fiction)
A scientist’s experiments heat up an island as
well as Godzilla’s egg, hatching a son, Minya.
Tadao Takashima, Akira Kubo, Beverly Maeda, Akihiko
Hirata. (1:28) (AS, V) RPLEX March 13 4:58p; 21
8p, EACTN March 16 4:47a
Son of Robin Hood 556 (’59, Adventure)
The merry men find a man to lead them once
they learn Robin’s son is actually a daughter. Al
Hedison, June Laverick, David Farrar, Marius Goring.
(NR, 1:21) FXM March 11 12:30a, 10:35a; 22
10:35a; 23 12a
Song of Freedom 555 (’36, Drama) A
longshoreman descended from slaves becomes
a famous concert singer and decides to return
to the land of his roots. Paul Robeson, Elisabeth
Welch, George Mozart, Esme Percy. 9 (NR, 1:20)
TCM March 30 10a
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 556 (’10,
Fantasy) A wizard trains a reluctant protege in the
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
art of magic to help him protect Manhattan from
a powerful adversary. Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel,
Alfred Molina, Teresa Palmer. (2:35) (AL, AS, V)
FREEFM March 2 5:10p; 3 9a; 27 9p
Sorority Murder (’15, Drama) Jennifer, a
freshman at Whittendale University, finds herself
warmly embraced by a sorority. However, she
soon finds herself at odds with the club’s pres-
ident, Breanne. When Breanne’s body is found,
jennifer becomes the number one suspect. Scarlett
Byrne, Nicole Muñoz, Sarah Dugdale, Elise Gatien.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 22 12p
Sorority Nightmare (’16, Suspense) A college
freshman joins a sorority after the death of her
sister. She soon learns that her new sisters are
manipulative and devious and they’ll stop at
nothing to get what they want. Sierra McCormick,
Cassidy Gifford, Katie Sarife, Allie Marshall. (2:00)
(AS) LIFEMOV March 7 12p
Sorority Surrogate (’14, Drama) A surrogate
mother faces an uncertain future when the couple
who hires her dies in an accident. Cassie Steele,
Chris Bruno, Mimi Kuzyk, Elena Juatco. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 19 2p
Soul Men 55 (’08, Comedy) Old animosities
re-emerge when two estranged singers travel
cross-country to perform in a tribute concert for
their late band leader. Samuel L. Jackson, Bernie
Mac, Sharon Leal, Adam Herschman. (3:00) (AL, AS,
N) BET March 3 2p
Soul Surfer 55 (’11, Drama) Teenage surfer
Bethany Hamilton returns to competition after
losing an arm in a shark attack. AnnaSophia Robb,
Helen Hunt, Dennis Quaid, Lorraine Nicholson. (2:30)
(AS) CMT March 24 5p, 10p; 29 10:30p; 30 8p
SOUNDER 5555 (’72, Drama) A sharecrop-
per’s wife keeps the family together after he goes
to prison in 1930s Louisiana. Cicely Tyson, Paul
Winfield, Kevin Hooks, Carmen Mathews. (G, 1:45)
TCM March 1 3p
Soylent Green 555 (’73, Science Fiction)
Future New Yorkers live on a trademarked food,
which two detectives find has a secret ingredi-
ent. Charlton Heston, Edward G. Robinson, Leigh
Taylor-Young, Chuck Connors. (PG, 1:37) (AL, AS,
BN, V) TCM March 31 3p
Space Jam 55 (’96, Children’s) Live action/
animated. Bugs Bunny recruits NBA star Michael
Jordan to help the good Looney Tunes squad
take on the bad Monstars in a basketball game.
Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, Theresa Randle, Larry
Bird. (2:00) (AL) VH1 March 10 5p; 11 4p
Spaceballs 556 (’87, Comedy) President
Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr
and the half-man, half-dog Barf. Mel Brooks, John
Candy, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman. (PG, 1:32) (AL,
AS) IFC-E March 1 10a; 2 1a, 6:15a; 5 11a, 8p, 10p;
13 11a, 10p; 24 3p, 10p; 30 3p; 31 8a
SPARTACUS 5555 (’60, Historical Drama) A
gladiator slave leads a revolt in decadent Rome
and attempts to lead his followers to freedom.
Kirk Douglas, Laurence Olivier, Jean Simmons, Tony
Curtis. (PG-13, 3:04) (AS, V) ECLASS March 10
12:45p; 19 11:13a
Spectre 555 (’15, Action) As James Bond ven-
tures toward the heart of the sinister organization
SPECTRE, he discovers a chilling connection
between himself and the enemy he seeks. Daniel
Craig, Christoph Waltz, Léa Seydoux, Ralph Fiennes.
(2:30) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 31 12p, 10p
Speed 2: Cruise Control 56 (’97, Action) A
vacationing couple save the day when a madman
commandeers their cruise ship. Sandra Bullock,
Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe, Temuera Morrison. (PG-
13, 2:05) (AS, V) ECLASS March 5 4:07a
SPIDER-MAN 3 556 (’07, Action) Peter
Parker undergoes an ominous transformation
when his Spider-Man suit turns black and brings
out the dark, vengeful side of his personality.
Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas
Haden Church. (3:00) (AS, V) AMC March 17 8p; 18
9:30a; 28 10:30p; 29 1:30p
THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES
555 (’08, Children’s) Siblings learn that
magical creatures are behind the strange occur-
rences at their great-great-uncle’s rundown
estate. Freddie Highmore, Sarah Bolger, Mary-Lou-
ise Parker, David Strathairn. (1:37) (AS, V) MPLEX
March 6 11:30p; 7 5:41a, 5p; 16 8:05p; 17 3:47a;
22 1:39a, 11:45a, 6:43p, EFAMLY March 2 4:58a,
11:50a, 6:22p; 11 3:24p, 9:33p; 12 10:14a; 30
1:23p, 8p; 31 10:14a
Spies Like Us 55 (’85, Comedy) Two clumsy
bureaucrats are trained as spies, then sent to
Pakistan to create a diversion. Chevy Chase, Dan
Aykroyd, Donna Dixon, Steve Forrest. (PG, 1:49)
(AL, AS) SUND March 10 3:45p; 11 11:30a; 18
2:30a; 29 12:45p
Splendor in the Grass 5556 (’61, Drama)
In 1925 Kansas, a teenage girl suffers an emo-
tional breakdown following a platonic love affair.
Beatty’s film debut. Natalie Wood, Warren Beatty,
Pat Hingle, Audrey Christie. (NR, 2:04) (AS, V) TCM
March 25 2:45p
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out
of Water 555 (’15, Children’s) Live action/
animated. Perpetual adversaries SpongeBob and
Plankton join forces and come ashore to battle a
pirate who has plans for the stolen Krabby Patties
recipe. Voice of Tom Kenny, Voice of Bill Fagerbakke,
Voice of Rodger Bumpass, Voice of Clancy Brown.
(2:00) (AS) NICK March 4 11a, 8p
Spring Dreams (’60, Drama) Members of
a wealthy family take care of an elderly hobo
found near their home, then must contend with
numerous visits from his friends. 9 (NR, 1:43)
TCM March 18 11p
Spring Fever 55 (’27, Comedy) Silent. Ship-
ping clerk Jack Kelly tricks a wealthy woman
into marriage, and has to win a golf tournament
to win her back. William Haines, Joan Crawford,
George K. Arthur, George Fawcett. 9 (NR, 1:00)
TCM March 18 9p
Spy 555 (’15, Comedy) When her partner falls
off the grid and another top agent is compro-
mised, a desk-bound CIA analyst volunteers to
go deep under cover as the world’s newest and
unlikeliest secret weapon. Melissa McCarthy, Jason
Statham, Rose Byrne, Miranda Hart. (R, 1:55) (AL,
AS, N, V) FXM March 4 5p, 7:20p, FXX March 20
2:30p; 21 12p
The Spy Next Door 56 (’10, Children’s)
A CIA operative must protect his girlfriend’s
children from a Russian terrorist after one kid
mistakenly downloads a top-secret formula.
Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta, George Lopez, Billy
Ray Cyrus. (1:40) (AS, V) EPIX March 20 2:20a;
31 6:45a, 4:35p
The Squid and the Whale 555 (’05,
Drama) A teenager and his younger brother
cope with the fallout from their parents’ shat-
tered marriage. Jeff Daniels, Laura Linney, Jesse
Eisenberg, Owen Kline. (1:23) (AL, AS, SSC) IPLEX
March 1 8:52a, 5:59p; 5 7:37p; 6 2:34a; 18 9:12a,
5:37p; 30 4p, 10:49p
Sssssss 555 (’73, Science Fiction) A snake
scientist turns his daughter’s boyfriend, his lab
helper, into a big cobra. Strother Martin, Dirk Ben-
edict, Heather Menzies, Richard B. Shull. (PG, 1:39)
(V) ESUSP March 27 6:46a, 9p
Stage Door 5556 (’37, Comedy-Drama)
New York chorus girls room at a theatrical
boardinghouse while waiting for their big
break. Katharine Hepburn, Ginger Rogers, Adolphe
Menjou, Andrea Leeds. 9 (NR, 1:32) (AS) TCM
March 1 6:30a
Stagecoach 556 (’86, Western) An outlaw, a
gambler, Doc Holliday and other passengers have
Geronimo’s war party for company. Willie Nelson,
Kris Kristofferson, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash.
(NR, 1:40) EWESTN March 13 3:33a; 21 8:10p; 22
2:36a; 29 3:42a, 10:35a, 11:42p
Stagecoach 55 (’66, Western) A floozy, an
outlaw, a drunken doctor and other passengers
have Indians for company on the way to Chey-
enne. Ann-Margret, Alex Cord, Bing Crosby, Red
Buttons. (NR, 1:55) EWESTN March 12 4:52a; 21
4:17a, 10:44a, 9:46p; 24 2:55p
PT-DIG
STALKED BY A REALITY STAR (’18,
Suspense) Kendra is thrilled to meet Brad, a
handsome TV star, at a party. When she discovers
that Brad is not as charming as he seems, Kendra
rejects him, only to realize that he has become
obsessed with her and will stop at nothing to
be near her. Cynthia Preston, Emily Bader, Robert
Scott Wilson (2:02) (AS) LIFE March 10 8p; 11 12a
Stalked by My Doctor (’15, Suspense) A
doctor’s obsession with a teenage patient turns
violent and dangerous. Eric Roberts, Brianna
Chomer, Deborah Zoe, Jon Briddell. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 3 2p
Stalked by My Doctor: The Return (’16,
Suspense) After saving a girl’s life in Mexico, a
doctor shows back up at her home town school,
ready to pursue his obsession with her. Eric Rob-
erts, Claire Blackwelder, Hilary Greer, Christopher
Crabb. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 4p
Stalked by My Ex (’17, Suspense) After learn-
ing that her abusive ex-husband is about to be
released from prison, a woman flees with her
teenage daughter back to her old hometown.
Yves Bright, Tamara Braun, Brytnee Ratledge (2:00)
(AS) LIFEMOV March 10 8p; 11 12a
Stalked by My Mother (’16, Suspense) When
Maddy gets a boyfriend, she realizes that her
mother is a deranged stalker with a desire to kill
him. When her new boyfriend is found murdered,
Maddy is forced to flee from the cops to prove
her mom’s guilt. Jennifer Taylor, Danielle Chuchran,
Mia Topalian, Spencer Neville. (2:00) LIFE March 17
4p, LIFEMOV March 9 4p
STAND BY ME 5555 (’86, Comedy-Drama)
A boy and his three buddies set out in the summer
of 1959 on a hike to find a dead body. Wil Whea-
ton, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman, Jerry O’Connell.
(R, 1:29) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 17 8:29p;
18 8:30a, 5:30p; 23 7:29p; 24 6:59a, 1:31p; 26
9:15a, 9p; 29 10:58p
Star! 555 (’68, Biography) English actress Ger-
trude Lawrence reviews her musical career as a
London and Broadway stage star. Julie Andrews,
Richard Crenna, Michael Craig, Daniel Massey. (G,
2:02) FXM March 14 12a, 9:05a; 17 9:05a; 18 12a
Star Kid 55 (’97, Children’s) A withdrawn
boy dons the shell of an amiable space robot,
gains superpowers and must fight a giant alien.
Joseph Mazzello, Joey Simmrin, Alex Daniels, Arthur
Burghardt. (1:43) (AL, V) EFAMLY March 24 9:02a,
5:18p, MPLEX March 19 11:41p; 20 1:41p; 28
11:06a; 29 6:54a
The Star Packer 56 (’34, Western) Marshal
John Travers investigates the murder of a town’s
sheriff, makes it his mission to restore order to the
town and bring down a bandit called the Shadow.
John Wayne, Verna Hillie, George Hayes, Yakima
Canutt. 9 (NR, :53) EWESTN March 21 9:52a
Star Trek 555 (’09, Science Fiction) Young
James T. Kirk, Spock and the rest of the Enter-
prise crew embark on a collision course with
a vengeful Romulan. Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto,
Leonard Nimoy, Eric Bana. (2:10) (AS, V) EPIX March
12 12:10a, 5:20a, 3:45p
STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN
555 (’82, Science Fiction) Kirk, Spock and the
Enterprise crew battle an old foe who blames Kirk
for the death of his wife. William Shatner, Leonard
Nimoy, Ricardo Montalban, DeForest Kelley. (PG,
1:53) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 9 10:52a, 8:12p;
19 1:31p, 9:04p; 20 8:29a, ENCR-W March 3 5:12p;
4 11:28a
STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR
SPOCK 555 (’84, Science Fiction) Kirk and
the crew steal the old Enterprise and head for
Vulcan to reunite the mind and body of Mr. Spock.
William Shatner, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan,
George Takei. (PG, 1:45) (AS, V) EACTN March 9
10:08p, 12:48p; 20 10:25a, 7:11p; 21 7a, ENCR-W
March 25 2:48a, 6:12p
STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME
5556 (’86, Science Fiction) Spock, Kirk and
the Enterprise time-travel to modern-day San
Francisco to bring humpback whales to the 23rd
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century. William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Catherine
Hicks, DeForest Kelley. (PG, 1:58) (AL, MV) EACTN
March 10 8:56a, 6p; 20 12:13p, 8:59p; 21 8:49a,
ENCR-W March 30 10:50a
STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER
55 (’89, Science Fiction) A renegade Vulcan
makes Kirk, Spock, McCoy and the Enterprise go
to a planet at the center of the galaxy. William
Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James
Doohan. (PG, 1:46) (V) EACTN March 10 10:57a, 8p;
26 11:39a, 7:19p; 27 8:24a, ENCR-W March 13 1a
STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED
COUNTRY 555 (’91, Science Fiction) Kirk,
Spock, McCoy and the Enterprise encounter sab-
otage on the way to peace talks with the Klingon
Federation. William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeFor-
est Kelley, James Doohan. (PG, 1:49) (AL, AS, V)
EACTN March 10 9:49p, 12:46p; 26 1:28p, 9:08p;
27 10:12a, ENCR-W March 22 5:39p; 23 2:32a
Star Trek Beyond 555 (’16, Science Fic-
tion) Left stranded after an attack in space, Kirk,
Spock and the rest of the crew must battle a
deadly alien race while trying to find a way off
their hostile planet. Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto,
Karl Urban, Zoe Saldana. (2:05) (AS, V) EPIX March
17 10p; 18 9:30a, 5:50p
STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT 555
(’96, Science Fiction) Picard, Riker and the others
set off to stop the half-robot Borg from sabo-
taging the first warp drive flight in 2063. Patrick
Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton.
(PG-13, 1:50) (AS, V) EBLACK March 15 11:22p,
EACTN March 11 9:02a, 8p; 27 2:04p, 9:07p; 28
10:30a, ENCR-W March 31 12:57a, 10:30a
STAR TREK GENERATIONS 556
(’94, Science Fiction) Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard
team up to thwart mad Dr. Soran’s quest for the
Nexus of joy. Patrick Stewart, William Shatner,
Malcolm McDowell, Jonathan Frakes. (PG, 1:58)
(V) EBLACK March 15 9:22p, EACTN March 11 7a,
6p; 27 12:04p, 7:07p; 28 8:30a, ENCR-W March
18 6:30a; 31 4:35a
STAR TREK: INSURRECTION 556
(’98, Science Fiction) To uphold the principles of
his Starfleet oath and save an alien race, Capt.
Picard defies Federation orders. Patrick Stewart,
Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton. (PG,
1:40) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 16 1:18a, EACTN
March 11 10:56a, 9:53p; 28 12:23p, 7:09p; 29
9:23a, ENCR-W March 25 6:16a
Star Trek Into Darkness 555 (’13, Science
Fiction) After an act of terrorism leaves him with a
personal score to settle, Capt. Kirk defies Starfleet
regulations and leads his crew on a mission to
capture a powerfully destructive force. Chris Pine,
Zachary Quinto, Karl Urban, Zoë Saldana. (3:00) (AS,
V) FX March 6 4p, 11:30p, FXX March 17 1p; 18 10a
STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE
556 (’79, Science Fiction) Adm. Kirk, Mr. Spock,
Dr. McCoy and crew embark in the overhauled
Enterprise to find an intelligent entity called
VGER. William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest
Kelley, Stephen Collins. (G, 2:12) EACTN March 9
8:39a, 6p; 19 11:17a, 6:51p; 20 6:16a, ENCR-W
March 3 2:53p; 4 4:51a; 11 5:55a
Stargate: Continuum 55 (’08, Science Fic-
tion) The crew of SG-1 battles an adversary who
alters the history of the Stargate. Ben Browder,
Michael Shanks, Amanda Tapping, Christopher Judge.
(NR, 1:39) (AS) ESUSP March 8 6:29a, 5:24p
Stars in My Crown 555 (’50, Drama) Man
of God Josiah Gray is determined to bring religion
to the people of Walesburg, a dusty southern
town still healing from the Civil War. Joel McCrea,
Ellen Drew, Dean Stockwell, Alan Hale. 9 (G, 1:29)
TCM March 5 5a
Stars Over Texas 56 (’46, Western) Eddie
and Soapy return from a cattle drive and learn
Terry’s brother and a ranch hand were wounded.
Eddie and Soapy realize that they’ll need to get to
the bottom of things, so they devise a clever plan
to lure the bad guys back to the scene. Eddie Dean,
Roscoe Ates, Shirley Patterson, Lee Bennett. 9
(NR, :57) EWESTN March 5 7a; 22 9:52a; 23 7:38a
MOVIES
Starship Troopers 555 (’97, Science Fic-
tion) Members of Earth’s space fleet battle a
vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroy-
ing humanity. Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer, Denise
Richards, Jake Busey. (R, 2:09) (AL, AS, GV, N)
ESUSP March 19 11:10a, 6:48p, EACTN March 14
4:50a, 12:09p, 8:48p; 24 11:38p; 25 12:28p, 8p
State Property 56 (’02, Crime Drama) A Phil-
adelphia gang member becomes a drug kingpin
and starts a feud with vicious rivals. Beanie Sigel,
Omillio Sparks, Memphis Bleek, Damon Dash. (R,
1:33) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 6 2:10a, 12:15p;
14 8:54a, 9:22p, EACTN March 17 3:16a
State Property 2 55 (’05, Crime Drama)
Three rival gangsters wage war for control of
the Philadelphia drug trade. Beanie Sigel, Damon
Dash, Michael Bentt, Omillio Sparks. (R, 1:34) (AL,
AS, SSC, V) EBLACK March 6 1:45p; 14 10:52p,
EACTN March 17 4:46a
Status: Unknown (’14, Suspense) A woman
tries to find the whereabouts of an old friend
after maintaining an online relationship with
her. Stacey Oristano, Stephen Colletti, Brea Grant,
Stephanie Honore. (1:30) LIFEMOV March 21 6a
Staying Alive 55 (’83, Drama) The dancing
hero of “Saturday Night Fever” is six years older,
beyond disco and ready for Broadway. John Tra-
volta, Cynthia Rhodes, Finola Hughes, Steve Inwood.
(1:39) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 15 8:15a, 9:33p; 26
12:30a, 3:09p; 31 8:54a
STEALTH 55 (’05, Action) Three naval pilots
must stop a fighter jet controlled by artificial
intelligence that has run amok. Josh Lucas, Jessica
Biel, Jamie Foxx, Sam Shepard. (2:05) (AL, AS, V)
HDMOV March 9 6p, 10:05p; 15 3:55p; 16 10:45a;
27 11:35a; 31 7:30p
Steel Magnolias (’12, Comedy-Drama) Six
Louisiana women gather at a beauty salon for
their daily dose of female bonding. Queen Latifah,
Phylicia Rashad, Adepero Oduye, Condola Rashad.
(TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 17 6a
Steel Magnolias 555 (’89, Comedy-Drama)
Based on the play about six Southern women
who become close friends despite their eccen-
tricities and complicated lives. Sally Field, Dolly
Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Daryl Hannah. (3:00) (AL,
AS) CMT March 17 3:30p, 9:30p; 25 12p, 6p; 31 9p
Step Brothers 556 (’08, Comedy) Two lazy,
immature men become rivals when the marriage
of one’s mother and the other’s father forces
them to live as siblings in the same house. Will
Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Richard Jenkins, Mary Steen-
burgen. (2:00) (AL, AS) USA March 24 4p
Step by Step 55 (’46, Crime Drama) Spies,
the police and the FBI chase a Marine veteran
and a senator’s secretary. Lawrence Tierney, Anne
Jeffreys, Lowell Gilmore, George Cleveland. 9 (NR,
1:02) TCM March 8 12:30a
Step Into Liquid 555 (’03, Documentary)
Filmmaker Dana Brown documents surfers catch-
ing waves in the waters off the Irish coast, Easter
Island, Texas and other locations. (1:30) (AL, AS)
EPIX March 22 5:10a
Step Up 2 the Streets 556 (’08, Drama)
A street dancer enrolls at Maryland School of the
Arts and teams up with a talented classmate to
take a team to an underground dance contest.
Briana Evigan, Robert Hoffman, Will Kemp, Sonja
Sohn. (1:39) (AL, AS, V) EFAMLY March 1 1:28a,
11:27p; 29 1:08a, 8p
Stepmom 55 (’98, Drama) A New York fashion
photographer contends with her boyfriend’s chil-
dren and ex-wife. Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon, Ed
Harris, Jena Malone. (3:00) (AL) LIFE March 11 11a
Stick 55 (’85, Crime Drama) An ex-convict
arrives in Miami, sees an old buddy slain and
becomes part of a coastal drug war. Burt Reynolds,
Cable S
Candice Bergen, George Segal, Charles Durning. (R,
1:49) (AL, V) ESUSP March 5 3:21a
Still Small Voices 55 (’07, Suspense) A
911 operator uncovers a startling secret while
investigating her visions of a missing girl. Cath-
erine Bell, Mark Humphrey, Damir Andrei, Deborah
Grover. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 18 10a
Stingaree 55 (’34, Musical) Stingaree, a debo-
nair outlaw, uses his charm to take what he wants
and harass the ruling class. When he meets an
aspiring opera star’s assistant, he realizes she has
the talent and promises to help her. Irene Dunne,
Richard Dix, Mary Boland, Conway Tearle. 9 (NR,
1:16) TCM March 26 8:45a
Stockholm, Pennsylvania 55 (’15,
Drama) Kidnapped at age 4 by a stranger, a
woman reunites with her family and tries to
adjust to normality after spending 17 years in
captivity. Saoirse Ronan, Cynthia Nixon, Jason
Isaacs, David Warshofsky. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 14 8a
Stolen Daughter (’15, Suspense) While on
mandatory leave, a detective defies her superiors
to investigate the abduction of her daughter.
Andrea Roth, Nicole Muñoz, Steve Bacic, Matthew
Kevin Anderson. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 10 8a
Stolen From the Suburbs (’15, Suspense)
A distraught woman searches for her kidnapped
daughter before human traffickers sell the girl on
the international market. Brooke Nevin, Cynthia
Watros, Neill Barry, Victoria Bruno. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 24 8a
Stolen Summer 55 (’02, Comedy-Drama)
When a rabbi’s son learns he is dying, his friend
comes up with a plan to ensure that he goes to
heaven. Aidan Quinn, Bonnie Hunt, Kevin Pollak,
Adi Stein. (1:36) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 9 6:23a,
MPLEX March 1 2:26a, 3:25p; 17 12:44a, 9:59a;
25 4:09a, 1:45p
Stomp the Yard 556 (’07, Drama) A trou-
bled street dancer enrolls in a Georgia college
and finds himself in the middle of a tug-of-war
between fraternities, who want to use his talents
in a dance competition. Columbus Short, Meagan
Good, Ne-Yo, Chris Brown. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET
March 10 5p; 11 3p; 21 10p; 22 4:30p
The Stone Boy (’15, Children’s) Animated.
Marina embarks on a journey to help a little
boy whose anger turned him to stone. Voices
of Melissa Gedeón, Emilio Rafael, Melissa Gutiérrez,
Jose Lavat. (1:12) EFAMLY March 10 6:16a; 19
6:42a; 24 6:11a
Stonewall 56 (’15, Historical Drama) Kicked
out by his parents, a gay teenager leaves small-
town Indiana for New York’s Greenwich Village,
where growing discrimination against the LGBT
community leads to riots on June 28, 1969.
Jeremy Irvine, Jonny Beauchamp, Joey King, Caleb
Landry Jones. (2:10) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 14
9:10a
Stop the Wedding (’16, Drama) A young,
single attorney discovers that her mother’s
new fiance is a TV star known more his failed
marriages than his acting. Rachel Boston, Niall
Matter, Alan Thicke, Lini Evans. (TVG, 2:00) HALL
March 20 2p
The Story of G.I. Joe 555 (’45, War) During
World War II, American journalist Ernie Pyle goes
abroad to write about the arduous experiences of
stalwart members of the U.S. Army. Burgess Mer-
edith, Robert Mitchum, Freddie Steele, John Reilly.
9 (NR, 1:49) TCM March 28 8:15p
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON 555
(’15, Biography) In 1988, N.W.A revolutionizes
music and pop culture with their brutally honest
depiction of life in Southern Los Angeles. O’Shea
Jackson Jr., Corey Hawkins, Jason Mitchell, Neil
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Brown Jr. (3:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) FX March 1
7p, 11:30p; 4 8p, 11p; 7 7p; 8 4:30p; 17 8p; 18 5p
The Straight Story 5556 (’99, Drama) An
old man buys a John Deere tractor and drives
from Iowa to Wisconsin to see his estranged,
ailing brother. Richard Farnsworth, Sissy Spacek,
Jane Galloway Heitz, Everett McGill. (2:00) FLIX-W
March 3 1:45a; 6 4:15p, 11:30p; 14 8:30a
Strange Cargo 556 (’40, Adventure) An
island convict, his girlfriend and other lost souls
escape in a sailboat with a Christlike man. Joan
Crawford, Clark Gable, Ian Hunter, Peter Lorre. 9
(NR, 1:53) TCM March 19 7:45a
Strange Magic 56 (’15, Children’s) Animated.
A king who hates love orders the destruction of
primroses, an essential ingredient of love potions;
however, a feisty fairy princess challenges every-
thing he believes. Voices of Alan Cumming, Evan
Rachel Wood, Kristin Chenoweth, Maya Rudolph.
(PG, 1:39) (AS) DISN March 3 8p
The Stranger 5556 (’46, Suspense) A fed-
eral agent finds a Nazi war criminal married to a
judge’s daughter and teaching in New England.
Edward G. Robinson, Orson Welles, Loretta Young,
Richard Long. 9 (1:37) RPLEX March 3 12:48p;
11 9:12a, 6:23p; 23 3:54p, 11:51p, ESUSP March
8 4:52a
Stranger in My Bed (’05, Suspense) A woman
endangers her life when she fakes her own death
to leave her abusive and jealous husband. Jamie
Luner, Chris Kramer, Barbara Niven, L. Harvey Gold.
(TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 10a
Stranger on the Third Floor 555 (’40,
Crime Drama) A New York reporter and his fian-
cee think an odd little man in a scarf is a throat
slasher. Peter Lorre, John McGuire, Margaret Talli-
chet, Charles Waldron. 9 (NR, 1:04) TCM March
10 9p; 11 7a
The Stratton Story 555 (’49, Biography)
Inspired by his wife and son, Chicago White
Soxer Monty Stratton pitches with an artificial
leg. James Stewart, June Allyson, Frank Morgan,
Agnes Moorehead. 9 (NR, 1:46) TCM March 29 3p
Straw Dogs 55 (’11, Drama) A screenwriter
and his wife are pushed into a violent confronta-
tion with locals after they move to the woman’s
Mississippi hometown for the summer. James
Marsden, Kate Bosworth, Alexander Skarsgard,
James Woods. (R, 1:50) (AL, AS, GV, R) ENCR-W
March 20 12:57a; 24 1:45a, ESUSP March 1 7:46a,
7:08p; 7 10:23a; 18 1:29p; 29 7:08p
The Street With No Name 555 (’48,
Crime Drama) An FBI agent infiltrates a holdup
gang led by a killer who sees crime as a science.
Mark Stevens, Richard Widmark, Lloyd Nolan 9
(NR, 1:31) FXM March 19 8:50a; 20 4:15a
STRETCH (’14, Action) A limo driver goes for
the ride of his life when he shuttles a mysterious
billionaire around Hollywood. Patrick Wilson, Ed
Helms, Brooklyn Decker, Jessica Alba. (1:37) (AL, AS,
N, V) IPLEX March 8 1:53p, 9p; 12 8:53a, 5:17p;
25 10:53a, 10:34p, EACTN March 16 11:02a; 17
1:39a; 31 6a
Stripes 556 (’81, Comedy) A lazy New York
cabby quits his job and convinces his bored buddy
they should join the Army. Bill Murray, Harold
Ramis, Warren Oates, P.J. Soles. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS,
N) ENCR-W March 1 10:35a, 10:44p
Student Seduction (’03, Drama) A happily
married teacher is falsely accused of having a
sexual relationship with a student who accosted
her. Elizabeth Berkley, Corey Sevier, Rick Roberts,
Bronwen Mantel. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March
12 2p
A Student’s Obsession (’15, Suspense)
A high-school teacher must use her wits and
strength to protect her family from a student who
is stalking her. Louise Lombard, Ella Wahlestedt,
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MOVIES
William Haze, Tamara Jones. (2:00) LIFEMOV March
23 10a
Submarine D-1 55 (’37, Action) Navy officers
and crew bring a submarine from Long Island
to San Diego via the Panama Canal. Pat O’Brien,
George Brent, Wayne Morris 9 (NR, 1:38) TCM
March 15 3:45a
Suddenly, Last Summer 555 (’59,
Drama) A New Orleans matriarch tries to bribe
a brain surgeon to lobotomize her niece who
witnessed a murder. Elizabeth Taylor, Montgomery
Clift, Katharine Hepburn, Albert Dekker. 9 (NR,
1:54) TCM March 16 5p
Sugar Babies (’15, Drama) Katie is given the
opportunity to study art history in Florence, but
she cannot afford it. Her friend suggests she
date Giles, an older man who is willing to pay
her tuition in exchange for her company. Alyson
Stoner, Tiera Skovbye, Sarah Dugdale, Eva Day.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 2p
Sugar Mountain (’16, Suspense) With help
from his girlfriend and brother, a young man fakes
his disappearance in the Alaskan wilderness to
trick the sadistic thug who’s after him. Drew Roy,
Haley Webb, Shane Coffey, Cary Elwes. (NR, 1:46)
(AS) ESUSP March 15 5:21a; 23 3:26a
Suicide Kings 555 (’97, Crime Drama) Four
wealthy young men take a New York crime boss
hostage, planning to trade him for one’s kid-
napped sister. Christopher Walken, Denis Leary,
Henry Thomas, Sean Patrick Flanery. (1:51) (AL,
AS, N, V) IPLEX March 4 10:50p; 26 8:44a, 5:13p
The Suicide Note (’16, Suspense) A psychology
student investigates the death of her roommate
after the woman jumps from a roof and leaves
a suicide note. Kirby Bliss Blanton, Brant Daugh-
erty, Lexi Giovagnoli, Stephen Colletti. (2:00) (AS)
LIFEMOV March 8 6p
Summer Holiday 556 (’48, Musical) A
musical high-school love affair has parents in
an uproar. Mickey Rooney, Gloria De Haven, Walter
Huston, Frank Morgan. (NR, 1:32) TCM March 13
3:30a
Summer Love (’16, Romance) After going back
to school, a widowed suburban mom struggles to
adjust when an internship lands her in the fast-
paced world of millionaire app designers. Rachael
Leigh Cook, Lucas Bryant, Travis Milne, James Kirk.
(TVG, 2:00) HALL March 4 11a; 30 6p
Summer of Dreams (’16, Romance) A fading
pop star who is on the verge of losing everything
finds inspiration when she relocates to suburban
Ohio and begins teaching music to a talented
group of misfit children. Debbie Gibson, Robert
Gant, Pascale Hutton, Ken Tremblett. (TVG, 2:00)
HALL March 2 6p
Summer Villa (’16, Romance) A novelist suffer-
ing from writer’s block and a chef recovering from
a bad review share a French villa for the summer.
Victor Webster, Hilarie Burton, Cristina Rosato, Brit-
tany Drisdelle. (2:00) HALL March 13 2p; 25 11a
The Sun Down Limited (’24, Comedy) Silent.
The Little Rascals operate a railroad. Mickey Dan-
iels, Mary Kornman, Joe Cobb, Jackie Condon. 9
(NR, :26) TCM March 25 9:15p
Sun, Sand & Romance (’17, Drama) Kate
and Eric head to Cancun for a vacation. Upon
arrival, Eric leaves Kate to her own devices time
and again to pursue an opportunity. Luckily, Shep,
the resort’s activities director, is more than willing
to help fill her time with adventure. Tricia Helfer,
Paul Campbell, Sadie Robertson (TVG, 2:00) HALL
March 6 2p
The Sundowners 5556 (’60, Drama) Irish
sheepherders roam with their son and helper,
making a living in 1920s Australia. Deborah Kerr,
Robert Mitchum, Peter Ustinov, Glynis Johns. (NR,
2:13) (AS) TCM March 7 2:30p
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
SUNSET BOULEVARD 5555 (’50,
Drama) An opportunistic young screenwriter is
doomed when he is seduced by an aging silent-
screen star. William Holden, Gloria Swanson, Erich
von Stroheim, Nancy Olson. 9 (NR, 1:50) (AS,
MV) TCM March 22 5p
SUPERBAD 555 (’07, Comedy) Separation
anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent
high-school seniors who hope to score booze
and babes at a party. Jonah Hill, Michael Cera,
Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader. (2:30) (AL, AS,
SSC, V) IFC-E March 24 5p, 7:30p; 30 5p; 31 12p,
VICE March 2 7p, 9:30p; 10 9:30p; 11 7p
Superman II 5556 (’80, Adventure) The
Man of Steel gets serious with Lois Lane and
fights three Krypton outcasts in league with Lex
Luthor. Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder, Gene
Hackman, Ned Beatty. (2:56) (AS, V) SYFY March
18 5:04p; 19 2p
Superman III 55 (’83, Adventure) Ersatz kryp-
tonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman
in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel.
Christopher Reeve, Richard Pryor, Robert Vaughn,
Jackie Cooper. (2:54) (AL, AS, MV) SYFY March 18
2:10p, 11:39p; 27 10:30a; 28 1a
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 56
(’87, Adventure) The Man of Steel crusades for
nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor’s
latest creation, Nuclear Man. Christopher Reeve,
Gene Hackman, Mariel Hemingway, Jackie Cooper.
(2:08) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 18 12:02p; 19 2:30a;
27 8:30a
Superman: The Movie 5556 (’78, Adven-
ture) Jor-El of Krypton sends his baby to Earth,
where he grows up as Clark Kent and works at
the Daily Planet. Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman,
Marlon Brando, Margot Kidder. (3:09) (AL, AS, MV)
SYFY March 18 8p; 19 4:53p
Superstar 56 (’99, Comedy) An energetic
schoolgirl hopes to win a talent contest where
a prize as a movie extra might lead to her first
kiss. Molly Shannon, Will Ferrell, Elaine Hendrix,
Harland Williams. (PG-13, 1:22) (AL, AS) ENCR-W
March 15 5:49a; 16 2:20a; 20 6a, ECLASS March
6 9:28a; 12 5:55a
Support Your Local Sheriff! 555 (’69,
Western) A stranger tames an Old West boom-
town and woos the mayor’s daughter on his way
to Australia. James Garner, Joan Hackett, Walter
Brennan, Harry Morgan. (G, 1:33) TCM March 10
1:15p
Surf’s Up 555 (’07, Children’s) Animated.
Followed by a documentary film crew, a teen-
age penguin heads to Pen Gu Island for his first
professional surfing competition. Voices of Shia
LaBeouf, Jeff Bridges, Zooey Deschanel, Jon Heder.
(1:27) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 3 8:32p; 4 7:36a,
1:55p; 12 3:59a, 11:51a, 6:33p; 22 4:39a, 12:02p,
6:33p, MPLEX March 7 1:08a, 12:33p; 16 3:32p;
17 2:19a; 28 5:02a, 7:59p
Surrogates 556 (’09, Science Fiction) FBI
agents probe a murder case linked to the inventor
of technology that allows people to live vicar-
iously though robotic versions of themselves.
Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell, Rosamund Pike, Boris
Kodjoe. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 15 10:30a;
16 7a
Survival in the Skies The development of the
parachute required leaps of faith by pioneering
engineers and test jumpers. (1:00) (Part 1 of 4)
SMITH March 16 5p; 22 4a
Survival in the Skies Today’s ejection seats
are computer-controlled flying machines that
have saved the lives of pilots. (1:00) (Part 2 of
4) SMITH March 23 5p; 29 4a
Survival in the Skies The evolution of the
technology behind space suits, beginning with
the first crude suit. (1:00) (Part 3 of 4) SMITH
March 9 5p; 15 4a; 27 10p; 28 1a
Survival in the Skies The history of jets, as
told by the inventors and the pioneers who risked
their lives to pilot them. (1:00) (Part 4 of 4) SMITH
March 30 5p
Survival Island (’06, Suspense) The sinking of
a yacht maroons a wealthy businessman and his
beautiful wife on an island with a former servant.
Billy Zane, Kelly Brook, Juan Pablo Di Pace, Gabrielle
Jourdan. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV, N) FLIX-W March 7
3:30a; 10 2a; 12 11:45p
Susan and God 556 (’40, Comedy-Drama) A
socialite annoys her husband and friends with the
new religion she brings home from England. Joan
Crawford, Fredric March, Ruth Hussey, John Carroll.
9 (NR, 1:55) TCM March 27 11:45a
Swallows and Amazons (’16, Adventure)
The Walker children are given permission to
camp on an island in the middle of a vast lake.
When they get there, they have to battle against
a gang of local youths for control of the island.
Rafe Spall, Andrew Scott, Kelly Macdonald, Dane
Hughes. (1:40) (AS, V) EFAMLY March 2 4:42p; 6
6:19p; 12 12:53a, 8p
Sweet Home Alabama 55 (’02,
Romance-Comedy) Separated from her Southern
husband, an engaged New York fashion designer
confronts him about a divorce. Reese Witherspoon,
Josh Lucas, Patrick Dempsey, Candice Bergen. (PG-
13, 1:48) (AL, AS) FXM March 8 5p, 6:55p
The Sweeter Side of Life (’13,
Romance-Comedy) Dumped by her husband, a
woman takes a job at her father’s bakery. Kath-
ryn Morris, James Best, Alastair Mackenzie, Steve
Varnom. (2:00) (AS) HALL March 5 4p; 11 1p
THE SWEETEST HEART (’18, Romance)
With help from a handsome investment banker,
Maddie does everything she can to save her cup-
cake business. When her first love unexpectedly
returns home, she must choose between a new
romance and the man she never stopped loving.
Julie Gonzalo, Chris McNally. (2:00) HALL March 17
9p; 18 7p; 24 7p; 25 1p; 30 8p
Swimming With Sharks 556 (’94, Come-
dy-Drama) A fed-up film-school graduate makes
his abusive boss pay for all the humiliation the
assistant has endured. Kevin Spacey, Frank Whaley,
Michelle Forbes, Benicio Del Toro. (1:35) EPIX March
21 6:40a
Swing Vote 556 (’08, Comedy) A precocious
adolescent sets off a chain of events that leads
to her beer-slinging dad holding the outcome of
an election in his hands. Kevin Costner, Madeline
Carroll, Paula Patton, Kelsey Grammer. (PG-13, 1:59)
(AL, AS) ECLASS March 4 6:57p; 15 7:33a
Switchback 56 (’97, Suspense) A college stu-
dent and a former rail worker are suspects in an
FBI agent’s hunt for a serial killer who abducted
his son. Dennis Quaid, Danny Glover, Jared Leto, R.
Lee Ermey. (R, 1:58) (AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 6
1:46a, 5:22p; 17 6:59p; 18 5:24a
T
Take Me Out to the Ball Game 556
(’49, Musical Comedy) Two dancing baseball
players run into trouble with their team’s new
female owner and a gambler who doesn’t want
them to win the pennant. Gene Kelly, Frank Sina-
tra, Esther Williams, Betty Garrett. (NR, 1:33) TCM
March 29 1p
Taken 2 55 (’12, Action) Taken hostage with
his wife in Istanbul, retired CIA agent Bryan Mills
enlists his daughter’s aid in helping him escape,
then uses his particular set of skills to exact
revenge on the kidnappers. Liam Neeson, Maggie
Grace, Famke Janssen, Rade Serbedzija. (PG-13,
1:32) (AS, V) FXM March 23 2p, 5:55p
Takers 556 (’10, Action) A determined detec-
tive and Russian mobsters complicate the plan
of a gang of skilled thieves to rob an armored
car carrying millions of dollars. Matt Dillon, Paul
Walker, Idris Elba, Hayden Christensen. (2:00) (AL,
AS, N, V) BET March 23 8p; 24 5p
The Taking of Pelham 123 556 (’09,
Action) A subway dispatcher calls on his exten-
sive knowledge of the transit system to outwit
hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers
unless a ransom is paid. Denzel Washington, John
PT-DIG
 Travolta, John Turturro, Luis Guzmán. (R, 1:46) (AL,
AS, V) ENCR-W March 9 12:29a, 10:57a, 7:12p; 17
12:50p, 10:55p, ECLASS March 1 9:33a
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
5556 (’74, Suspense) Four men hijack a
crowded subway train and threaten to murder
one hostage for every minute the ransom demand
is late. Walter Matthau, Robert Shaw, Martin Balsam,
Héctor Elizondo. (1:50) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 5
8:45a; 6 3a; 16 2:10a, 3a; 24 6:15a
THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY 5556
(’99, Drama) A young man travels to 1950s Italy
and begins to assume the identity of a playboy he
was hired to bring back to the United States. Matt
Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Cate Blanchett.
(2:22) (AL, AS, BN, V) IPLEX March 3 1:23p, 9p;
23 9:20a, 11:09p, ESUSP March 11 4:37a, 10:37a,
6:38p; 13 4:20a, 4:34p
Tales From the Hood 55 (’95, Drama) A
mortician entertains a trio of drug-seeking youths
with four cautionary tales of horror and revenge.
Clarence Williams III, Joe Torry, Wings Hauser,
Anthony Griffith. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, GV) EBLACK
March 18 10a; 19 1:19a; 24 2:24a, 1:07p, ESUSP
March 6 9p; 29 10:10a
Tales of Manhattan 555 (’42, Comedy)
As a formal black jacket gets passed on from
person to person, these stories set in New York
City follow the lives of the coat’s owners. Charles
Boyer, Rita Hayworth, Edward G. Robinson, Henry
Fonda. 9 (NR, 1:58) FXM March 19 12:30a
Talk to Me 555 (’07, Biography) Fueled by the
music and social upheaval of the times, ex-convict
Ralph “Petey” Greene becomes a radio personal-
ity and courts controversy in 1960s Washington,
D.C. Don Cheadle, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Taraji P. Henson,
Martin Sheen. (2:01) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 4 6:59p;
5 2:10a; 12 1:39p, 9p, EBLACK March 10 5:16a, 3p,
10p; 22 1:11a, 10:50a, 9:22p; 30 5:50a, 2:45p,
11:08p
Tall Hot Blonde (’12, Docudrama) A mar-
ried man begins an online relationship with a
beautiful teenager. Garret Dillahunt, Laura San
Giacomo, Ashley Hinshaw, Brando Eaton. (TV14,
2:00) LIFEMOV March 8 10a
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD
OF RICKY BOBBY 556 (’06, Comedy)
NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest
challenge ever when French Formula One driver
Jean Girard roars onto the scene. Will Ferrell, John
C. Reilly, Sacha Baron Cohen, Gary Cole. (2:40) (AL,
AS, V) MTV March 2 8:20p; 3 12a
The Taming of the Shrew 555 (’67,
Comedy) Shakespeare’s Petruchio marries the
maiden Katharina on his own terms. Elizabeth
Taylor, Richard Burton, Cyril Cusack, Michael
Hordern. (NR, 2:06) TCM March 15 9:15p
TANGO & CASH 55 (’89, Crime Drama)
Framed and sent to prison, rival Los Angeles
police detectives must work together to clear
themselves. Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell, Teri
Hatcher, Jack Palance. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN, V) OVATN
March 1 4p; 5 4:30p; 18 4p; 20 7p; 21 4p
Tank 55 (’84, Comedy-Drama) An Army man
uses his restored Sherman tank to get his inno-
cent son out of a Georgia sheriff’s jail. James
Garner, G.D. Spradlin, C. Thomas Howell, Shirley
Jones. (PG, 1:53) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 10
5:24a
TANNA 5556 (’15, Romance) After a young
woman runs away with the man she loves to
avoid an arranged marriage, villagers wrestle
with preserving their traditional culture or
adapting it to the increasing outside demands
for individual freedom. Marie Wawa, Mungau Dain,
Marceline Rofit (1:50) (AS, V) HDMOV March 6 10a;
21 7a; 22 7a; 28 6:55a
Tarzan 555 (’99, Children’s) Animated. A man
raised by apes in the African jungle encounters a
professor, his daughter and a suspicious hunter.
Voices of Tony Goldwyn, Glenn Close, Minnie Driver,
Rosie O’Donnell. (2:05) FREEFM March 10 4:35p;
11 3:15p
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Tarzan and His Mate 555 (’34, Adventure)
British ivory hunters want the ape man and Jane
to take them to an elephant graveyard. Johnny
Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, Neil Hamilton, Paul
Cavanagh. 9 (NR, 1:45) TCM March 17 7a
Tarzan Escapes 556 (’36, Adventure) Heir-
ess Jane’s relatives want her home, and their
guide wants the ape man in a circus. Johnny
Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, John Buckler,
Benita Hume. 9 (NR, 1:35) TCM March 24 7a
Tarzan Finds a Son! 556 (’39, Adventure)
A 5-year-old plane-crash survivor brightens the
lives of new parents Tarzan and Jane. Johnny
Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, John Sheffield,
Ian Hunter. 9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 14 3a; 31 7a
Tarzan, the Ape Man 555 (’32, Adventure)
An African-jungle lord meets Jane, an English
trader’s daughter, and sweeps her off her feet.
Johnny Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, C. Aubrey
Smith, Neil Hamilton. 9 (NR, 1:39) TCM March
10 7a
Tarzan, the Ape Man 5 (’59, Adventure)
An English colonel’s daughter meets a lord of
the jungle who makes her his mate. Denny Miller,
Joanna Barnes, Cesare Danova, Robert Douglas. (G,
1:22) TCM March 14 3:30p
Tarzan’s New York Adventure 556 (’42,
Adventure) The ape man, Jane and Cheeta go to
Brooklyn to rescue Boy from kidnappers. Johnny
Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, John Sheffield,
Virginia Grey. 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM March 14 6a
Tarzan’s Secret Treasure 55 (’41, Adven-
ture) Villains kidnap Jane and Boy to force the ape
man to lead the way to gold. Johnny Weissmuller,
Maureen O’Sullivan, John Sheffield, Reginald Owen.
9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 14 4:30a
A Taste of Romance (’11, Romance) A grudge
between two neighboring restaurateurs soon
turns to love. Teri Polo, Bailee Madison, Romy Rose-
mont, Rockmond Dunbar. (2:00) HALL March 14 2p
Tea and Sympathy 5556 (’56, Drama)
Marked as a sissy, a preppie turns to his house-
master’s understanding wife. Deborah Kerr, John
Kerr, Leif Erickson, Edward Andrews. (NR, 2:02)
TCM March 7 12:15p
A Teacher’s Obsession (’15, Suspense) A
high-school English teacher becomes danger-
ously obsessed with a star athlete who needs
academic help. Mia Rose Frampton, Boti Bliss,
Molly Hagan, Simone Bailly. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 19 6a
Teaching Mrs. Tingle 56 (’99, Comedy)
With their futures threatened by false accusa-
tions of cheating, three teenagers take matters
into their own hands. Helen Mirren, Katie Holmes,
Jeffrey Tambor, Barry Watson. (1:38) (AL, AS, V)
IPLEX March 26 10:33a, 10:54p, MPLEX March 3
10:26p; 4 12p; 9 5p; 10 1:19a; 20 8:20p; 21 12:14p
The A-Team 556 (’10, Action) Framed to take
the fall for a heinous crime, an elite operative and
his men go rogue, using their special talents to
clear their names and find the real perpetrator.
Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel, Quinton
“Rampage” Jackson. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TBS March
18 1:30a, 11a, TNT March 24 3p
Ted 2 55 (’15, Comedy) Teddy bear Ted seeks
legal help from a young lawyer and a legendary,
civil-rights attorney when the law declares him
to be property and not a person. Mark Wahlberg,
Voice of Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica
Barth. (2:30) (AL, AS, SSC) FX March 12 3p; 13 7a,
FXX March 31 2:30p
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of
the Shadows 55 (’16, Action) The turtles
spring into action to battle Shredder, mad sci-
entist Baxter Stockman, Bebop, Rocksteady and
the notorious Krang. Megan Fox, Will Arnett, Laura
Linney, Stephen Amell. (1:55) (AS, V) EPIX March
19 2:45a, 4:20p
Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here 555 (’69,
Western) A lawman is forced to come to terms
with himself while pursuing an American Indian
who killed a man in self-defense. Robert Redford,
Katharine Ross, Robert Blake, Susan Clark. (1:41)
MOVIES
(AS, V) RPLEX March 6 4:52a, 4:15p; 10 4:35p; 11
7:31a; 16 12:45p, 8p; 28 11:45p; 29 1:48p
10 Cloverfield Lane 555 (’16, Suspense) A
woman discovers the horrifying truth about the
outside world while living in an underground
shelter with two men. John Goodman, Mary Eliza-
beth Winstead, John Gallagher Jr., Douglas M. Griffin.
(1:45) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 9 8p; 10 7:50a, 2p
The Ten Commandments 5556 (’56,
Historical Drama) Raised as an Egyptian prince,
Moses discovers his Hebrew heritage, hears
God’s call, and engages in a bitter battle with
the Pharaoh Ramses to free the Jews from slav-
ery, leading them to the Promised Land. Charlton
Heston, Yul Brynner, Edward G. Robinson, Anne
Baxter. (4:44) ABC March 31 7p
10 Things I Hate About You 56 (’99,
Comedy) A pretty, popular student can’t date until
her rebellious older sister gets a suitor of her own.
Heath Ledger, Julia Stiles, Joseph Gordon-Levitt,
Larisa Oleynik. (2:00) (AL, AS) BRAVO March 3 3p;
4 1a, USA March 24 12p
Ten Thousand Saints (’15, Comedy-Drama)
A teen, a pregnant girl and the lead singer of a
punk-rock band form their own surrogate family
in late-1980s New York. Asa Butterfield, Hailee
Steinfeld, Ethan Hawke, Emile Hirsch. (1:50) (AL,
AS) IPLEX March 4 1:27p, 9p; 10 1:19p; 15 10:49a,
10:43p; 25 5:37p; 30 5:23p; 31 2:12a
10 Years 556 (’11, Comedy) Former high-
school friends meet again after a decade and
discover that the passage of time has changed
some things, but not others. Channing Tatum,
Rosario Dawson, Justin Long, Kate Mara. (PG-13,
1:40) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 9 12:52p; 24 11:23a
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
5555 (’91, Science Fiction) Two cyborgs from
the future battle over the life of a teen who will
someday lead humanity against the machines.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward
Furlong, Robert Patrick. (NR, 2:32) (AL, AS, BN,
GV) SUND March 19 8p; 20 5p
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
555 (’03, Science Fiction) A cyborg from the
future must protect John Connor from a superior
model sent to kill him. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick
Stahl, Claire Danes, David Andrews. (2:30) (AL, AS,
BN, GV) AMC March 30 9:30p; 31 12:30p
Terminator Genisys 55 (’15, Science Fic-
tion) Kyle Reese goes back to 1984 to save Sarah
Connor and emerges in an alternate timeline in
which Sarah has been raised as a warrior by
a Terminator guardian. Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Jason Clarke, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney. (2:30) (AL,
AS, N, V) FX March 9 8p, 10:30p, FXX March 25 5p,
7:30p; 29 2:30p; 30 12:30p
Terror by Night 55 (’46, Mystery) Sherlock
Holmes and Dr. Watson guard the Star of Rho-
desia diamond on a London-to-Edinburgh train.
Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce, Alan Mowbray, Dennis
Hoey. 9 (1:03) RPLEX March 15 9:54a; 24 3:22a
Terror of Mechagodzilla 55 (’75, Science
Fiction) The real Godzilla fights a cyborg Godzilla
and another monster sent by aliens. Katsuriko
Sasaki, Tomoko Ai, Akihiko Hirata, Katsumasa Uchida.
(1:26) RPLEX March 6 1:03p; 22 3:04a, EACTN
March 19 5:25a
The Terrorists 55 (’75, Suspense) A Scandi-
navian agent negotiates with terrorist hijackers
holding the British ambassador hostage. Sean
Connery, Ian McShane, Norman Bristow, Jeffrey
Wickham. (PG, 1:37) (V) FXM March 6 10:30a; 24
10:30a; 25 8:55a
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part
2 556 (’86, Horror) A retired Texas Ranger
pursues a killer named Leatherface and his
family of chainsaw-wielding cannibals. Dennis
Hopper, Caroline Williams, Bill Johnson, Jim Siedow.
Cable T
(NR, 1:40) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 10 2:23a,
10:40p; 21 1:47a, 10:33p, RPLEX March 15 3:33a;
27 1:26p; 28 3:12a
The Texas Rangers 555 (’36, Western) Two
former bandits must hunt down a comrade after
they join up with the Lone Star State’s famous
lawmen. Fred MacMurray, Jack Oakie, Jean Parker,
Lloyd Nolan. 9 (NR, 1:35) EWESTN March 12
9:33p
Text to Kill (’15, Suspense) Teens band together
to investigate the source of anonymous messages
that threaten to expose their secrets. Dina Meyer,
Emily Tennant, Keenan Tracey, Kwesi Ameyaw. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 23 12p
THANK YOU FOR SMOKING 555
(’05, Comedy-Drama) A lobbyist for big tobacco
finds it difficult to balance his duties defending a
dangerous substance with those of being a good
role model for his young son. Aaron Eckhart, Maria
Bello, Cameron Bright, Adam Brody. (R, 1:32) (AL,
AS) ECLASS March 3 3:14a
That Girl From Paris 556 (’37, Musical
Comedy) Lacking a passport, a Paris opera star
stows away with a bandleader on a ship bound
for the United States. Lily Pons, Gene Raymond,
Jack Oakie, Herman Bing. 9 (NR, 1:50) TCM
March 30 3a
That Lady in Ermine 556 (’48, Musical) A
princess holds off a Hungarian with the help of
ancestors roused to life from a portrait gallery.
Betty Grable, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Cesar Romero,
Walter Abel. (NR, 1:29) FXM March 14 5:35a; 15
4:50a
That Thing You Do! 555 (’96, Com-
edy-Drama) A small-time rock band rides a
big wave of success with the help of a savvy
record-executive and a catchy single. Tom Everett
Scott, Liv Tyler, Johnathon Schaech, Steve Zahn. (PG,
1:50) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 17 4:39a, 3:44p;
26 7:52a
That’s My Boy 5 (’12, Comedy) A groom’s
world comes crashing down when his estranged
father — who is desperate to reconnect with his
son — shows up on the eve of the young man’s
wedding. Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Leighton
Meester, James Caan. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FXX
March 19 12:30p; 20 10a
Their Big Moment 56 (’34, Comedy) Assis-
tants to a mindreader help him stage a seance
and solve a murder. ZaSu Pitts, Slim Summerville,
William Gaxton 9 (NR, 1:08) TCM March 26 7:30a
Thelma & Louise 555 (’91, Comedy-Drama)
An Arkansas waitress and a housewife shoot a
rapist and take off in a ’66 Thunderbird. Susan
Sarandon, Geena Davis, Harvey Keitel, Michael
Madsen. (2:10) (AL, AS, BN, V) EPIX March 3 1:20a;
12 10p; 13 11:05a, 5:50p; 25 4:05p
Them! 555 (’54, Science Fiction) Bug experts, a
state trooper and an FBI agent track giant mutant
ants from New Mexico to Los Angeles. James
Whitmore, Edmund Gwenn, Joan Weldon, James
Arness. (NR, 1:34) TCM March 26 6:30p
There Goes My Heart 556 (’38, Romance)
A reporter finds a runaway heiress working as a
salesgirl in a department store she owns. Fredric
March, Virginia Bruce, Patsy Kelly 9 (NR, 1:21)
TCM March 27 8a
There’s No Business Like Show Busi-
ness 555 (’54, Musical Comedy) The story
of a vaudeville couple and their children spans
the world wars. Ethel Merman, Dan Dailey, Marilyn
Monroe, Donald O’Connor. (NR, 1:57) FXM March
10 3a; 14 7:05a; 15 1a
They All Come Out 55 (’39, Crime Drama)
An incarcerated gun moll is offered a chance
for rehabilitation in director Jacques Tourneur’s
feature film debut. Rita Johnson, Tom Neal, Bernard
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Nedell, Edward Gargan. 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM March
26 3:30p
THEY CAME TOGETHER 55 (’14,
Romance-Comedy) The owner of an independent
candy shop and the corporate stooge who has
been sent to shut her down begin an unlikely
romance. Paul Rudd, Amy Poehler, Cobie Smulders,
Christopher Meloni. (R, 1:23) (AL, AS) ENCR-W
March 12 2:59a
They Live 556 (’88, Science Fiction) When two
men put on special sunglasses they see aliens and
subliminal messages. Roddy Piper, Keith David, Meg
Foster, George “Buck” Flower. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, N, V)
EACTN March 13 9:23p; 14 4:05p; 28 3:48p, 11:50p
They Live by Night 555 (’48, Crime Drama)
Fugitive lovers Keechie and Bowie are doomed by
fate from the start. Cathy O’Donnell, Farley Granger,
Howard da Silva, Jay C. Flippen. 9 (NR, 1:35)
TCM March 19 1p
Thieves’ Highway 556 (’49, Crime Drama)
A California produce trucker falls for a prostitute
sent by his enemy. Richard Conte, Valentina Cortese,
Lee J. Cobb, Barbara Lawrence. 9 (NR, 1:34) FXM
March 19 10:25a; 20 5:50a
The Thing 55 (’11, Horror) Paranoia spreads
among a team of Arctic researchers as they battle
a deadly alien organism that assumes the shapes
of its victims. Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edger-
ton, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Trond Espen Seim.
(R, 1:43) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 7 7:30p; 15 7a,
11:45a; 24 3:45a, 10:30a; 28 6a, 10:30a
THE THING 5555 (’82, Horror) Antarctic
outpost men fight a slimy alien able to assume
the form of life it engulfs. Kurt Russell, A. Wilford
Brimley, T.K. Carter, Richard Dysart. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS,
GV) ENCR-W March 4 12:39a; 7 2:41p, 10:48p; 26
10:31p; 27 8:13a, 5:29p, ECLASS March 9 5:58a,
7:48p; 18 12:45a, 9p, ESUSP March 13 6:42a,
2:43p, 10:29p; 24 10:51p; 25 1:51p; 30 7:09p
Thinner 55 (’96, Horror) An elderly Gypsy king’s
weight-loss curse prompts an obese lawyer to
call in a mob boss’s debt. Robert John Burke, Joe
Mantegna, Michael Constantine, Lucinda Jenney.
(2:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 19 9:30a
THE THIRD MAN 5555 (’49, Mystery) Vis-
iting postwar Vienna, a writer of pulp Westerns
probes the suspicious death of an old friend.
Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten, Trevor Howard, Alida
Valli. 9 (NR, 1:44) TCM March 23 5p
Thirst (’15, Suspense) Teens at a wilderness boot
camp discover a strange orb in the desert. What
follows is a fight for their very lives as they’re
hunted by a ruthless, blood-sucking alien. John
Redlinger, Jes Macallan, Karl Makinen, Clare Nieder-
pruem. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 9 6:30a; 10 4a
13 Going on 30 555 (’04, Romance-Com-
edy) An uncool girl magically becomes a
successful adult after making a wish at her
disastrous birthday party. Jennifer Garner, Mark
Ruffalo, Judy Greer, Andy Serkis. (PG-13, 1:37) (AL,
AS) FXM March 21 9p, 11p
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Beng-
hazi 556 (’16, War) Six members of the
Annex Security Team defend the U.S. Consulate
in Benghazi, Libya, from an attack by Islamic
militants. James Badge Dale, John Krasinski, Max
Martini, Pablo Schreiber. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) EPIX
March 30 3:50p; 31 12:30a
13 Rue Madeleine 5556 (’46, Suspense)
A U.S. spy chief spots a double agent and tracks
him to Gestapo headquarters in France. James
Cagney, Annabella, Richard Conte, Frank Latimore.
9 (NR, 1:35) FXM March 12 4:50a; 13 3a
This Is 40 556 (’12, Romance-Comedy) Amid
a series of personal and professional crises, a
long-married couple must figure out how to
forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives
— before they kill each other. Paul Rudd, Leslie
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Mann, John Lithgow, Megan Fox. (3:00) (AL, AS)
FXX March 31 8:30a
This Means War 56 (’12, Action) Once
inseparable pals and partners, two CIA agents
turn their deadly skills and an array of high-tech
gadgetry against each other after both fall for
the same woman. Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine,
Tom Hardy, Til Schweiger. (PG-13, 1:37) (AL, AS, V)
FXM March 4 3p; 14 3p
This Modern Age 55 (’31, Drama) A Harvard
football star disobeys his upper class parents and
runs off with his true love. Joan Crawford, Pauline
Frederick, Neil Hamilton, Monroe Owsley. 9 (NR,
1:16) TCM March 23 3a
This Woman Is Dangerous 556 (’52,
Crime Drama) A crime-gang leader enters a
hospital for an eye operation and falls in love
with her doctor. Joan Crawford, Dennis Morgan,
David Brian, Richard Webb. 9 (NR, 1:40) TCM
March 23 9:45a
The Thomas Crown Affair 555 (’99, Sus-
pense) A billionaire looking for new challenges
attracts the attention of an investigator when a
priceless Monet is stolen. Pierce Brosnan, Rene
Russo, Denis Leary, Ben Gazzara. (2:00) (AL, AS,
N) HDMOV March 6 4p, 11:15p; 16 7:45p, 11:30p;
22 9:50a; 23 3a
The Thomas Crown Affair 555 (’68,
Crime Drama) The mastermind of a Boston bank
caper falls in love with the insurance sleuth on
his trail. Steve McQueen, Faye Dunaway, Paul Burke,
Jack Weston. (1:45) (AL, AS, BN, V) HDMOV March
4 9a, 10:15p; 16 6p, 9:45p
Thor: The Dark World 556 (’13, Action)
Thor forms an alliance with treacherous Loki to
save Earth and the Nine Realms from an ancient
enemy that predates the universe itself. Chris
Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Stellan
Skarsgard. (2:30) (AS, V) FXX March 31 5p, 7:30p
A Thousand Clowns 5556 (’65, Comedy)
A woman convinces an unemployed writer to
get his job back and marry her so he won’t lose
custody of his nephew. Jason Robards, Barbara
Harris, Martin Balsam, Barry Gordon. 9 (NR, 1:58)
TCM March 11 8:30a
The Three Amigos (’03, Comedy) A trio of
Latino comedians performs its stand-up routines.
Carlos Mencia, Pablo Francisco, Freddy Soto (1:17)
(AL, AS) IPLEX March 8 4:14a; 26 7:28a
Three Bedrooms, One Corpse: An
Aurora Teagarden Mystery (’16, Mys-
tery) Master sleuth Aurora Teagarden investigates
the deaths of two people found inside houses
that are being sold. Candace Cameron Bure, Marilu
Henner, Yannick Bisson, Lexa Doig. (TVG, 2:00)
HALLMV March 18 1p
Three Days of the Condor 555 (’75,
Suspense) A CIA bookworm reports mayhem to
his boss, then hides out with a woman and sees
a conspiracy. Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, Cliff
Robertson, Max von Sydow. (R, 1:57) (AL, AS, V)
ECLASS March 17 6:29a; 30 7:10a
3 Days to Kill 55 (’14, Action) A dying Secret
Service agent who wants to reconnect with his
estranged daughter is offered a potentially
lifesaving drug in exchange for completing one
final mission. Kevin Costner, Amber Heard, Hailee
Steinfeld, Connie Nielsen. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT
March 31 10a
The Three Faces of Eve 5556 (’57,
Drama) A psychiatrist attempts to help a trou-
bled housewife with three distinct personalities.
Woodward won an Oscar. Joanne Woodward, Lee
J. Cobb, David Wayne, Edwin Jerome. 9 (NR, 1:31)
(AS) TCM March 5 5p
300: Rise of an Empire 55 (’14, Action)
Greek Gen. Themistocles leads the charge to fight
invading Persian forces led by the god Xerxes
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
— once a mortal — and Artemisia. Sullivan Sta-
pleton, Eva Green, Lena Headey, Hans Matheson.
(2:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) TNT March 21 11p
Three Men on a Horse 555 (’36, Comedy)
Milquetoast greeting card writer Erwin Trow-
bridge gets into a fight with his wife, Audrey,
and wanders into a bar, where he meets three
gamblers who appreciate his knack for picking
winning horses. Frank McHugh, Joan Blondell, Guy
Kibbee, Allen Jenkins. 9 (NR, 1:28) TCM March
21 3:45a
The Three Musketeers 56 (’11, Action)
A young swordsman joins three of France’s
finest warriors in a quest to foil a plot against
the crown. Matthew MacFadyen, Milla Jovovich,
Logan Lerman, Luke Evans. (2:00) (AS, V) FREEFM
March 3 7a
The Three Musketeers 55 (’39, Musical
Comedy) Singing D’Artagnan and three lackeys
try to recover their French queen’s brooch. Don
Ameche, The Ritz Brothers, Binnie Barnes, Lionel
Atwill. 9 (NR, 1:12) FXM March 11 6:20a
The Three Stooges 556 (’12, Comedy)
Knuckleheads Larry, Curly and Moe become
embroiled in a murder plot and stumble into
starring roles in a TV reality show while trying
to save their childhood home. Sean Hayes, Will
Sasso, Chris Diamantopoulos, Jane Lynch. (2:00)
(AL, AS, V) FXX March 14 9p; 15 8a
3 Strikes 56 (’00, Comedy) Already jailed
twice, a man becomes an unwitting accomplice
in a third crime that could send him away for
life. Brian Hooks, N’Bushe Wright, Faizon Love, E40.
(1:30) (AL, AS, SSC, V) FLIX-W March 27 1:30a
3:10 to Yuma 555 (’57, Western) A rancher
needing cash is hired to put an outlaw on the
train to Yuma prison. Van Heflin, Glenn Ford, Felicia
Farr, Leora Dana. 9 (NR, 1:32) ENCR-W March 6
10:41p; 7 1:06p; 11 10a; 12 7:49a, EWESTN March
24 11:37a, 6:26p
Through a Glass Darkly 555 (’61, Drama)
Released from a mental institution, a woman
spurns her husband and seduces her teenage
brother. Harriet Andersson, Gunnar Björnstrand,
Max von Sydow, Lars Passgard. 9 (NR, 1:31)
TCM March 6 1a
Thunder Birds 55 (’42, Adventure) A veteran
U.S. pilot and a British trainee romance a ranch
girl in Arizona. Gene Tierney, Preston Foster, John
Sutton (NR, 1:18) FXM March 19 3a
Thunder Town 55 (’46, Western) An ex-con-
vict returns to his ranch; he and his sidekick prove
he was framed. Bob Steele, Syd Saylor, Ellen Hall,
Edward Howard. 9 (NR, :57) EWESTN March 20
5:15a
Thunderbirds 55 (’04, Children’s) An adven-
turer and his family battle a criminal mastermind
after he attacks their base and plans to rob
the world’s largest banks. Bill Paxton, Anthony
Edwards, Sophia Myles, Ben Kingsley. (1:36) (AS)
EFAMLY March 13 3:28a, 11:10a, 6:24p; 19 7:54a,
4:44p, MPLEX March 23 1:30a, 8:24a
Tide of Empire 5 (’29, Western) Silent.
Based on Peter B. Kyne’s novel about the days
of gold-seekers and outlaws as California became
part of America. Renée Adorée, George Duryea,
George Fawcett 9 (NR, 1:22) TCM March 6 3a
’Til Death Do Us Part 56 (’17, Suspense)
Madison Roland finds love with another man
after she leaves her abusive husband, Michael,
and changes her identity. All seems well, until
Michael discovers Madison’s whereabouts and
re-creates her nightmare all over again. Taye
Diggs, Annie Ilonzeh, Stephen Bishop, Robinne Lee.
(3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 14 5p
’Til Lies Do Us Part 55 (’07, Drama) A
restaurant critic quickly regrets hiring a private
investigator to watch her unfaithful husband
when his behavior becomes increasingly erratic.
Thomas Calabro, Paula Trickey, Al Sapienza, Cynthia
Preston. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 13 12p
Time After Time 555 (’79, Drama) Victorian
London’s Jack the Ripper escapes to 1979 San
Francisco in H.G. Wells’ time machine. Malcolm
McDowell, David Warner, Mary Steenburgen, Charles
Cioffi. (PG, 1:52) (AL, AS, V) TCM March 25 1a
Tiny House of Terror (’17, Suspense) Fol-
lowing the presumed death of her husband, a
woman gives up her high-tech house and moves
into a tiny, isolated house. The move turns into a
nightmare, and her new lifestyle puts her life at
risk. Francia Raisa, Nazneen Contractor, Jesse Hutch,
Tammy Gillis. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 20 8p; 21 12a
Titan A.E. 555 (’00, Science Fiction) Animated.
After an alien race destroys Earth, teens follow a
map to a mysterious “earthship” that may save
mankind. Voices of Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore,
Bill Pullman, John Leguizamo. (PG, 1:35) (AL, AS,
MV) IFC-E March 21 4:30a, 9:30a; 31 6a
TITANIC 5555 (’97, Historical Drama) A
o society girl abandons her haughty fiance for
a penniless artist on the ill-fated ship’s maiden
voyage. Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane,
Kathy Bates. (4:30) (AL, AS, N, V) AMC March 15
8p; 16 2:30p; 27 7p; 28 1p
Titanic 555 (’53, Docudrama) Passengers
mingle and a couple bicker before the packed
luxury liner hits an iceberg and sinks in 1912.
Clifton Webb, Barbara Stanwyck, Robert Wagner,
Audrey Dalton. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 25 5p
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD 5555 (’62,
Drama) A widowed lawyer with two bright
children defends a black man falsely accused of
raping a white woman in 1930s Alabama. Gregory
Peck, Mary Badham, Phillip Alford, John Megna. 9
(NR, 2:09) (AS, V) TCM March 8 6:45p
To Live and Die in L.A. 556 (’85, Crime
Drama) A Secret Service agent bends and breaks
the law to nab an artist/counterfeiter in Los
Angeles. William L. Petersen, Willem Dafoe, John
Pankow, Debra Feuer. (2:00) (AL, GV, N) EPIX March
22 9:45p; 23 6p
To Russia With Love (’14, Documentary) An
exploration into the impact of Russia’s anti-gay
laws on athletes and activists alike in the days
leading up to the 2014 Winter Olympic Games
in Sochi, Russia. Voice of Jane Lynch, Johnny Weir,
Jason Collins, Martina Navratilova. (1:25) EPIX
March 8 5:50a
The Toast of New Orleans 556 (’50,
Musical) An opera diva’s manager cultivates a
singing bayou fisherman suddenly in love. Kathryn
Grayson, Mario Lanza, David Niven, Rita Moreno.
(NR, 1:37) TCM March 30 6:30a
Tom Horn 556 (’80, Western) Turn-of-the-cen-
tury Wyoming ranchers hire the legendary bounty
hunter to stop cattle rustlers. Steve McQueen,
Linda Evans, Richard Farnsworth, Billy Green Bush.
(1:45) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 11 5a; 16 5:35a;
24 10:45p; 25 4:40a; 29 3:10a
Tomahawk Trail 55 (’57, Western) A trail-
wise cavalry sergeant must take charge when
his commanding officer goes crazy following an
Indian attack. Chuck Connors, John Smith, Susan
Cummings, George Neise. 9 (NR, 1:01) EWESTN
March 7 6:41a; 14 11:26a; 26 6:56a
TOMMY BOY 55 (’95, Comedy) A ne’er-do-
well auto-parts heir must stop his father’s widow
from selling the business. Chris Farley, David Spade,
Brian Dennehy, Bo Derek. (PG-13, 1:38) (AL, AS,
BN) ECLASS March 14 7:50p, 12:49p; 28 7:08a,
2:45p; 31 2:37p, 10:59p, ENCR-W March 10 6:50p;
11 2:34p; 19 11:36a, 7:20p; 20 9:39a; 22 12:35p,
9p; 23 7:55a
Tommy’s Honour 556 (’16, Historical
Drama) Tom and Tommy Morris, father and son
pioneers of professional golf, relied on skill, busi-
ness acumen and working-class street smarts
to make Tommy one of the world’s first sports
superstars and found the modern game of golf.
Peter Mullan, Jack Lowden, Ophelia Lovibond, Sam
Neill. (1:55) (AL, AS) EPIX March 6 1:25p; 16 3:50a;
26 2:35a
Tomorrow the World 5556 (’45, Drama)
A U.S. professor and his Jewish bride cope with
his orphaned nephew, formerly of the Hitler
Youth. Fredric March, Betty Field, Skippy Homeier,
PT-DIG
 Agnes Moorehead. 9 (NR, 1:26) TCM March 27
4:30a
Tomorrowland 556 (’15, Science Fiction)
A scientist and a gifted young woman travel to
the mysterious city Tomorrowland to uncover its
secrets. George Clooney, Hugh Laurie, Britt Robert-
son, Raffey Cassidy. (2:45) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March
19 8p; 20 5:15p
Too Many Highballs (’33, Comedy) A man
lies to his wife to go to a boxing match. Lloyd
Hamilton, Marjorie Beebe, Tom Dugan, Aggie Herring.
9 (NR, :20) TCM March 4 3:30a
Too Many Women (’32, Comedy) A college
baseball player has a hard time concentrating
on the game when there are women around
to distract him. Mickey Daniels, Mary Kornman,
Grady Sutton, Gordon Douglas. 9 (NR, :20) TCM
March 29 6:30a
Too Much, Too Soon 556 (’58, Biography)
Based on the autobiography of Diana Barrymore,
the troubled daughter of actor John Barrymore.
Dorothy Malone, Errol Flynn, Efrem Zimbalist Jr.,
Ray Danton. 9 (NR, 2:01) TCM March 8 8:45a
Too Young to Be a Dad 555 (’02, Drama)
A teacher tries to help her teenage son make the
right decision after he impregnates a classmate.
Kathy Baker, Bruce Davison, Paul Dano, Katie Stuart.
(TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 7 6a
Tooth Fairy 55 (’10, Children’s) As penance
for dashing a child’s hopes, a rough-and-tum-
ble hockey player must serve time as a genuine
tooth fairy. Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd, Stephen
Merchant, Ryan Sheckler. (2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM
March 17 12a, 8:10a
TOOTSIE 5555 (’82, Comedy) The Oscar-win-
ning tale of a temperamental actor who becomes
a sensation while posing as a woman on a hit
TV soap opera. Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange,
Teri Garr, Dabney Coleman. (PG, 1:56) (AL, AS)
ENCR-W March 3 4a; 12 9:24a; 13 5:21a, ECLASS
March 7 10:31a, 11:29p; 22 4:10p; 23 7:44a; 27
12:09a, 1:03p
TOP FIVE 555 (’14, Comedy) A successful
actor is forced to confront his comedic past
during a day with a journalist whose newspa-
per has just panned his passion project about
the 1791 Haitian Revolution. Chris Rock, Rosario
Dawson, Kevin Hart, Gabrielle Union. (2:15) (AL, AS,
SSC, V) COM March 11 12a
Top Gun 555 (’86, Action) A hot-shot Navy jet
pilot tangles with MiGs and flirts with a civilian
astrophysicist. Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Anthony
Edwards, Val Kilmer. (PG, 1:49) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W
March 10 11:52a, 10:53p; 11 8:08a; 13 5:21p; 21
1:45a, 3:25p, 9p, ECLASS March 2 1:21a, 12:41p,
7:48p; 8 1:30a, 12:20p; 29 12:40p, 7:48p
Top Gun 556 (’55, Western) Townsfolk jail a
gunslinger who tries to warn them about outlaws
planning a raid. Sterling Hayden, William Bishop,
Karin Booth, James Millican. 9 (NR, 1:13) EWESTN
March 1 5:38a
TOPAZ 555 (’69, Suspense) A French agent
helps a CIA officer trace leaks and Soviet activity
in 1962 Cuba. Frédérick Stafford, John Forsythe,
Dany Robin, John Vernon. (PG, 2:05) (AS, V) ECLASS
March 10 6:37a, ESUSP March 26 1:19p, 6:52p
Torch Song 556 (’53, Drama) A hardened
Broadway comedy star becomes attracted to a
blind pianist. Joan Crawford, Michael Wilding, Gig
Young, Marjorie Rambeau. (NR, 1:30) TCM March
23 11:30a
TORN CURTAIN 555 (’66, Suspense) A top
U.S. physicist defects to East Germany seeking
information about Soviet nuclear missiles. Paul
Newman, Julie Andrews, Lila Kedrova, Hansjoerg
Felmy. (PG, 2:08) (AS, V) ECLASS March 3 10:51p;
4 7:41a, ESUSP March 6 3:12p; 7 8:13a; 19 7:26a;
28 9:47a, 6:50p
Tornado Range 55 (’48, Western) U.S. Mar-
shal Eddie Dean and his partner, Soapy Jones,
escort homesteaders into Texas to settle, facing
resistance from a local rancher. Eddie Dean, Roscoe
Ates, Jennifer Holt, George Chesebro. 9 (NR, :56)
EWESTN March 14 6:09a
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The Tortured (’10, Suspense) A couple hatch
a twisted plan to take revenge on the man who
killed their son. Erika Christensen, Jesse Metcalfe,
Bill Moseley, Chelah Horsdal. (R, 1:19) (AL, AS, GV)
IFC-E March 10 11:45p
Total Recall 556 (’12, Science Fiction) A
factory worker becomes a hunted man after a
procedure goes awry that would convert his
dreams of life as a spy into real memories. Colin
Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston.
(2:30) (AL, AS, BN, V) FXX March 5 9p; 6 12p
Touched With Fire 555 (’15, Drama) While
staying at a psychiatric hospital, two manic-de-
pressive poets begin a romance that continues
to blossom after their release. Katie Holmes, Luke
Kirby, Christine Lahti, Griffin Dunne. (1:50) (AL, AS)
EPIX March 23 3:10a
The Tourist 55 (’10, Suspense) During an
impromptu trip to Europe, a man’s flirtation
with an alluring stranger leads to a dangerous
game of cat and mouse. Johnny Depp, Angelina
Jolie, Paul Bettany, Timothy Dalton. (2:00) (AL, AS,
V) FXX March 8 1p; 9 8a
Tower Heist 556 (’11, Comedy) The man-
ager of a luxury condominium joins forces with
a petty crook to steal back the retirement money
a Wall Street swindler stole from him and his
co-workers. Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Casey Affleck,
Alan Alda. (2:00) (AL, AS) TNT March 18 12p, 10p
The Towering Inferno 555 (’74, Action)
San Francisco’s fire chief faces a burning sky-
scraper whose architect and builder are trapped
with a party on the top floor. Steve McQueen,
Paul Newman, William Holden, Faye Dunaway. (2:48)
(AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 10 9:03a; 19 9:34a, 8p
The Town 555 (’10, Crime Drama) A Boston
bank robber looks for a way out of his criminal
lifestyle after beginning a passionate romance
with the woman that his gang briefly took hos-
tage. Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm, Jeremy
Renner. (R, 2:04) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 4 4p,
7p; 9 5p, 8p; 17 5p, 8p; 21 5p, 8p
Toxic Shark (’17, Adventure) A monstrous,
acid-spewing shark stalks an island retreat.
Christina Masterson, Kabby Borders, Bryce Durfee,
Quinn Bozza. (2:00) SYFY March 2 6:30a
TOY STORY 5555 (’95, Children’s) Animated.
A flashy new action hero’s arrival creates upset
in a community of toys that comes to life when
people are absent. Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen,
Don Rickles, Jim Varney. (G, 1:20) DISN March 10
6p; 11 8a, FREEFM March 17 6:35p; 18 4:35p
TOY STORY 2 5555 (’99, Children’s) Ani-
mated. When a toy collector kidnaps Woody, Buzz
Lightyear and the other toys band together to
bring him home. Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen,
Joan Cusack, Kelsey Grammer. (G, 1:32) DISN March
10 7:30p; 11 9:30a, FREEFM March 17 8:35p; 18
6:35p
The Toyman Killer (’13, Suspense) A criminal
psychologist evaluates the sanity of a death-row
inmate who shows signs of multiple personality
disorder. Sarah Carter, Magda Apanowicz, David
Haydn-Jones, Tom Butler. (2:00) LIFEMOV March
1 10a
Trading Places 555 (’83, Comedy) Sporting
billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall
Street commodities broker and a street hustler.
Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Ralph Bellamy, Don
Ameche. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) COM March 12 1a,
PARMT March 24 12:30a
The Trail Beyond 56 (’34, Western) Rod
Drew is asked to search for missing people in
Canada, and quickly finds out a gang of French
Canadian outlaws have been kidnapping people.
John Wayne, Noah Beery Sr., Noah Beery Jr., Verna
Hillie. 9 (NR, :55) EWESTN March 17 10:23a;
21 7:21a
The Trail of the Lonesome Pine 555
(’36, Adventure) A railroad man from the city
befriends a mountain girl in a Kentucky family
feud. Sylvia Sidney, Henry Fonda, Fred MacMurray
(NR, 1:42) EWESTN March 1 11:41p; 2 8:43a; 6
8:13p; 7 2:40a; 22 5:03a; 28 7:41a, 11:11p
MOVIES
Trail Street 556 (’47, Western) Bat Masterson
and a land agent make a Kansas cow town safe
for wheat farmers. Randolph Scott, Robert Ryan,
Anne Jeffreys, George “Gabby” Hayes. 9 (NR,
1:24) TCM March 7 11p
Trainspotting 5556 (’96, Comedy-Drama)
Eccentric friends and on-and-off heroin addiction
mark the life of a young Edinburgh Scot. Ewan
McGregor, Ewen Bremner, Jonny Lee Miller, Kevin
McKidd. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March
6 3:45a, 4:33p
Trainwreck 555 (’15, Romance-Comedy) A
promiscuous magazine writer considers monog-
amy for the first time when she starts to fall
in love with the charming sports doctor she’s
profiling. Amy Schumer, Bill Hader, Brie Larson, Colin
Quinn. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FX March 2 3:30p; 3
1a, FXX March 31 11:30a, FXM March 14 5p, 7:35p
Transformers 555 (’07, Action) Humanity’s
fate rests in the hands of a youth when two races
of warring robots make Earth their final battle-
ground. Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Josh Duhamel,
Anthony Anderson. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 4
8p; 5 12a, TNT March 21 8p; 22 1a
Transformers: Age of Extinction 55
(’14, Action) As humanity picks up the pieces after
an epic battle, a shadowy group emerges to gain
control of history. Meanwhile, a powerful new
menace sets its sights on Earth. Mark Wahlberg,
Stanley Tucci, Li Bingbing, Kelsey Grammer. (3:30)
(AL, AS, V) FX March 19 8p, 11:30p, FXX March 11
5p; 12 11:30a; 28 5p, 8:30p
Transformers: Dark of the Moon 55
(’11, Action) Again, Earth is caught in the middle
when the resurrection of an ancient Transformer
appears to turn the tide against the Autobots in
their longstanding war with evil Decepticons.
Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel, John Turturro, Tyrese
Gibson. (3:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 10 5:30p; 11 2p
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
55 (’09, Action) When an ancient Decepticon
rises for revenge, Sam and Mikaela must figure
out the history of the Transformers’ presence on
Earth and find a way to save the planet. Shia
LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson.
(3:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 25 1:30p
TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
55 (’17, Action) As war with the Transformers
rages on, inventor Cade Yeager forms an unlikely
alliance with Bumblebee, an English lord and an
Oxford professor to save the planet. Mark Wahl-
berg, Anthony Hopkins, Josh Duhamel, Stanley Tucci.
(2:30) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 18 8p; 19 12:15a,
1:50p; 30 6:15a, 1:20p, 8p
Transpecos (’16, Suspense) For three U.S. Border
Patrol agents, the contents of one car reveal an
insidious plot within their own ranks; the next
24 hours may cost them their lives. Gabriel Luna,
Johnny Simmons, Clifton Collins Jr., Luis Bordonada.
(1:30) (AS) EPIX March 1 3:15a; 26 6:50a
Transporter 2 556 (’05, Action) A former
Special Forces operative springs into action to
save the kidnapped son of an anti-drug czar.
Jason Statham, Amber Valletta, Alessandro Gassman,
Hunter Clary. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) PARMT March
1 2a
Trapped Child (’16, Drama) The safest car in the
world turns into a death trap when Sandra and
her son get into a car accident in the middle of
nowhere. With her son gets trapped inside a car
known for being bullet-proof, Sandra must fight
to save him. Brandon W. Jones, Katrina Bowden, Jay
Hayden, Justine Wachsberger. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 7 2p
Trespass 556 (’92, Action) Two Arkansas
firefighters have a shootout over gold with a
crime lord’s gang in a factory. Bill Paxton, Ice-T,
Cable T
William Sadler, Ice Cube. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP
March 2 8:57a
The Trials of Cate McCall (’13, Crime
Drama) A criminal lawyer and her assistant
defend a murder suspect. Kate Beckinsale, Nick
Nolte, Anna Anissimova, James Cromwell. (2:00)
(AS) LIFEMOV March 15 6a
A Trick of the Mind 55 (’06, Suspense) A
private investigator tells a woman a shocking
secret about her husband. Paul Johansson, Alex-
andra Holden, Stacy Grant, Wanda Cannon. (2:00)
LIFEMOV March 15 10a
TRIUMPH OF THE SPIRIT 555 (’89,
Docudrama) Nazis force Greek boxer Salamo
Arouch into fight-to-the-death bouts in the exter-
mination camp at Auschwitz in Poland. Willem
Dafoe, Edward James Olmos, Robert Loggia, Wendy
Gazelle. (2:00) (AS, V) HDMOV March 13 5:15a; 18
8p; 19 12:05a; 28 3a
Tron: Legacy 55 (’10, Science Fiction) A
strange signal leads the son of a long-missing
video-game designer to the visually stunning
cyberworld in which his father has been trapped
for 20 years. Jeff Bridges, Garrett Hedlund, Olivia
Wilde, Bruce Boxleitner. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT March
10 3:30p; 22 10:15p
Troop Beverly Hills 55 (’89, Comedy) An
idle rich woman’s husband challenges her to lead
their daughter’s troop of campers. Shelley Long,
Craig T. Nelson, Betty Thomas, Mary Gross. (1:48)
(AL) EFAMLY March 19 9:30a, 11:25p; 20 6:24a; 28
8p; 29 1:13p, MPLEX March 2 12:56a, 12p, 8:19p;
10 11:33a; 11 8:04a; 24 1:17a, 3:12p
Trouble in Paradise 5556 (’32, Comedy)
A suave thief and his chic partner target a rich
Paris widow. Miriam Hopkins, Kay Francis, Herbert
Marshall, Charlie Ruggles. 9 (NR, 1:23) TCM
March 11 4a
THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY 555
(’55, Comedy) A corpse proves problematic for
several New Englanders. Edmund Gwenn, Shirley
MacLaine, John Forsythe, Mildred Natwick. (PG,
1:39) (AS) ECLASS March 18 5:30a, ESUSP March
24 5:38p; 28 8:05a
Troubled Child (’12, Drama) A couple adopt a
homeless, 11-year-old boy who has a knack for
causing trouble. Andy Scott Harris, Leslie Stevens,
Carlton Wilborn, Dee Wallace. (2:00) (AS) LIFE
March 4 4p, LIFEMOV March 25 2p
True Grit 5556 (’69, Western) One-eyed Mar-
shal “Rooster” Cogburn and a Texas Ranger help
a girl find her father’s killer. John Wayne, Glen
Campbell, Kim Darby, Jeremy Slate. (G, 2:08) (AS,
V) ENCR-W March 12 9p, ECLASS March 6 1:33a,
12:39p; 21 8:42a; 27 7:49p, EWESTN March 9
10:07a, 10:17p; 18 8p; 19 4:02a; 31 8:56a, 9:44p
True Heart 55 (’97, Children’s) Two siblings
become stranded in the mountains of British
Columbia after a plane crash. Kirsten Dunst,
Zachery Ty Bryan, August Schellenberg, Dey Young.
(1:35) (AL, V) EFAMLY March 9 6:35a; 10 3:05a;
26 5:38a; 27 1:09a, MPLEX March 5 10:37p; 6
10:26a; 13 10:22p; 14 10:21a; 22 5:02a, 8:21p;
31 3:16a, 3:25p
TRUE LIES 555 (’94, Action) A Washington
wife discovers her computer-salesman husband
is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. Arnold
Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Bill
Paxton. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) VICE March 8 6p, 9p
The True Story of Jesse James 556 (’57,
Western) Misfit Missouri brothers Jesse and Frank
James turn to crime in the post-Civil War South.
Robert Wagner, Jeffrey Hunter, Hope Lange, Agnes
Moorehead. (1:36) RPLEX March 7 4a, 12:41p,
10:19p; 19 6:25p
Trust No One (’15, Suspense) A district attorney
asks a forensic accountant to investigate the
murder of a key witness. Nicole de Boer, Scott
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Gibson, Peter Michael Dillon, Steve Baran. (2:00)
(AS) LIFEMOV March 10 10a; 28 10a
Trust the Man 55 (’05, Romance-Comedy)
Two New York couples with too much spare time
try to navigate through the challenges and pitfalls
of love and marriage. David Duchovny, Julianne
Moore, Billy Crudup, Maggie Gyllenhaal. (1:44) (AL,
AS) IPLEX March 6 4:02p, 10:52p; 11 5:29p; 24
7:18p; 25 2:38a
Tulips in Spring (’16, Romance) When a young
interior designer learns her father has broken
his leg, she rushes home to rural Washington
because her help is desperately needed at the
family tulip farm. Fiona Gubelmann, Lucas Bryant,
Kelly Rowan, Kevin McNulty. (2:00) HALL March
24 3p
Tumbleweed 55 (’53, Western) A wagon train
guard is blamed for a massacre when his attempt
to make peace with American Indians backfires.
Audie Murphy, Lori Nelson, Chill Wills, Roy Roberts.
(NR, 1:19) EWESTN March 6 3:54a; 15 7:37a; 21
12:40p; 22 1:16a
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie 56
(’97, Children’s) The young superheroes square
off against an evil villainess who plots to free a
fiery monster from its volcano cage. Jason David
Frank, Steve Cardenas, Johnny Yong Bosch, Catherine
Sutherland. (1:41) (AS, V) EFAMLY March 1 9:14a,
4:41p; 13 8p; 14 8:25a, 4:39p
Turistas 55 (’06, Horror) Travelers stumble onto
a terrifying secret after becoming stranded in the
Brazilian jungle. Josh Duhamel, Melissa George,
Olivia Wilde, Desmond Askew. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS,
GV, N) ESUSP March 15 5:21p; 20 3:54p, 10:40p
Twelve Monkeys 555 (’95, Science Fic-
tion) A psychiatrist finally believes a patient who
claims to be a time-traveler sent to 1996 to pre-
vent a virulent holocaust. Bruce Willis, Madeleine
Stowe, Brad Pitt, Christopher Plummer. (R, 2:11) (AL,
AS, V) ENCR-W March 18 12:43a, ESUSP March 12
11:11a, 6:48p; 13 2:08a; 27 9:57a
21 Jump Street 555 (’12, Comedy) Two
cops must confront their teenage angst all over
again when they go under cover as high-school
students. Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Brie Larson,
Dave Franco. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 21
2:30p, 7:30p
27 Dresses 556 (’08, Romance-Comedy) A
perpetual bridesmaid balks upon learning that
her next assignment would be standing up for
her sister, who will marry the man the bridesmaid
secretly loves. Katherine Heigl, James Marsden,
Malin Akerman, Edward Burns. (2:30) (AL, AS) VH1
March 10 9:30p; 11 11a
22 Jump Street 555 (’14, Comedy) Offi-
cers Jenko and Schmidt begin to question their
partnership after each infiltrates different cliques
while undercover at a local college. Jonah Hill,
Channing Tatum, Peter Stormare, Wyatt Russell.
(2:30) (AL, AS, BN, V) FX March 3 5:30p; 4 2:30p,
FXX March 21 5p; 22 2:30p
20 Years of Madness (’15, Comedy) The
makers of a mid-’90s public access TV show
make a new episode and reconcile the dreams
of their youth with adulthood. (1:32) IPLEX March
8 5:31a; 12 12:07p; 13 4:23a; 14 4:50a
Twilight 556 (’08, Romance) A high-school
student is caught up in a romance with a vam-
pire, whose family has renounced the drinking of
blood. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke,
Peter Facinelli. (2:30) (AS, V) FXX March 9 10a; 10
6a, TELM March 3 3:30p
Twilight 55 (’98, Mystery) An aging private eye
learns that his movie-star friends may be conceal-
ing past crimes. Paul Newman, Susan Sarandon,
Gene Hackman, Reese Witherspoon. (1:37) (AL, AS,
N, V) IPLEX March 27 7:19a
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MOVIES
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part
1 55 (’11, Romance) A chain of events, set off
by Edward and Bella’s marriage, honeymoon and
birth of a child, yields a shocking development
for Jacob. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor
Lautner, Billy Burke. (2:30) (AS, N, V) FXX March 10
2p; 11 8a; 24 12p; 25 8a
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
Part 2 556 (’12, Romance) Bella and Edward
gather werewolves, vampires and other allies to
help them protect their daughter from the Volturi.
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner,
Billy Burke. (2:30) (AS, BN, V) FXX March 10 4:30p;
11 10:30a; 24 2:30p; 25 10:30a
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 556 (’10,
Romance) Bella must choose between Edward
and Jacob amid a string of mysterious killings
and a malicious vampire’s quest for revenge.
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner,
Bryce Dallas Howard. (2:30) (AS, V) FXX March 9
12:30p; 10 8:30a
The Twilight Saga: New Moon 556 (’09,
Romance) After the abrupt departure of Edward,
Bella develops a deep friendship with Jacob and
is drawn into the world of werewolves. Kristen
Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley
Greene. (3:00) (AS, V) FXX March 10 11a; 11 5a
The Twin (’17, Suspense) A woman springs into
action after the twin brother of her daughter’s
boyfriend escapes from a mental institution and
hatches a twisted plan for revenge. Brigid Bran-
nagh, Timothy Granaderos, Louis Mandylor, Jess
Gabor. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 2p; 23 2p
Twin Dragons 556 (’91, Comedy) Identical
brothers, separated at birth, end up as a criminal
and a U.S. pianist, then cross paths years later
in Hong Kong. Jackie Chan, Maggie Cheung, Nina
Li Chi, Anthony Chan. (1:32) (AS, V) MPLEX March
21 4a, 6:52p
Twister 555 (’96, Action) Storm-chasers final-
izing their divorce try to place equipment inside
a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. Helen Hunt,
Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes, Jami Gertz. (PG-13, 1:54)
(AS, V) SUND March 4 9p; 5 6:30p; 12 8p, 10:30p;
27 8p, 10:30p
Two Buddies and a Badger (’15, Adventure)
Animated. Two old friends and a badger embark
on a grand adventure. Voices of John F. Brungot,
Hermann Sabado, Siri Nilsen, Frank Kjosas. (1:14)
EFAMLY March 9 10:31a; 10 7:28a; 22 9:14a; 23
5:48a; 28 2:41a, 7:25a, 1:45p; 30 2:46a, 8:53a,
4:38p
2 Guns 556 (’13, Action) In the dark about
each other’s true identity, two undercover agents
from competing bureaus go on the run together
after an attempt to infiltrate a drug cartel goes
haywire. Denzel Washington, Mark Wahlberg, Paula
Patton, Bill Paxton. (R, 1:49) (AL, AS, BN, V) FXM
March 13 2:30p, 9:30p, FX March 19 3:30p; 20 7a
2 Little Monsters (’12, Crime Drama) James
and Carl, two 10-year-olds, are sentenced to
prison for eight years for murdering a toddler.
Christopher Boeres Hipp, Michael Brown, Charles
Cantrell, Ryan LeBoeuf. (2:30) LIFEMOV March
21 1:30p
Two Mules for Sister Sara 555 (’70,
Western) Profane Sister Sara recruits a drifter to
help Mexican rebels attack a French fort. Shirley
MacLaine, Clint Eastwood, Manolo Fabregas, Alberto
Morin. (M, 1:54) (AS, GV) EWESTN March 3 8p; 4
3:15a; 16 10:51a, 10:14p; 20 12:13p; 21 12:53a;
25 9:14a, 6:14p
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY 5555 (’68,
Science Fiction) Supercomputer HAL 9000 guides
astronauts on a trip to find the origins of humans.
Keir Dullea, Gary Lockwood, William Sylvester, Daniel
Richter. (G, 2:19) TCM March 20 8:45p
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
2,000 Women 556 (’44, War) A lavish old
hotel is turned into an internment camp for
women during the Battle of France. The inhab-
itants, including a British nun, conceal downed
airmen from the Nazis, hoping to smuggle them
to safety. Flora Robson, Phyllis Calvert, Patricia Roc,
Renee Houston. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 28 7:45a
Two Weeks 55 (’06, Comedy-Drama) Home
movies provide insight into family relationships
as four adults gather at the North Carolina
residence of their dying mother. Sally Field, Ben
Chaplin, Tom Cavanagh, Julianne Nicholson. (1:40)
(AL, AS) FLIX-W March 18 9:15a; 19 5:15a; 23
6:45a, 8p; 26 2:30p, 9:45p
Two Wrongs (’15, Suspense) Sarah, a single
mother working as an in-home nurse, confronts
a parent’s worst nightmare when her daughter
is abducted and she has to do the unthinkable
to find her. Gillian Zinser, Ryan Blakely, Brooklyn
Lax, Aidan Devine. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 17 8a
Tyler Perry’s Good Deeds 55 (’12, Drama)
Romantic sparks fly between a wealthy business-
man and a struggling single mother who works as
a cleaner in his office building. Tyler Perry, Thandie
Newton, Gabrielle Union, Phylicia Rashad. (3:00) (AL,
AS, V) BET March 12 11p; 13 7p
Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail 55
(’09, Comedy) After a high-speed car chase and
anger-management issues land Madea behind
bars, she befriends a young prostitute. Tyler
Perry, Derek Luke, Keshia Knight Pulliam, David
Mann. (1:45) (AS, V) EPIX March 4 11:50p; 5
4:15p; 25 12:20p
Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protec-
tion 55 (’12, Comedy) Placed under federal
protection in Madea’s Southern home, a Wall
Street banker and his dysfunctional family get
a taste of the no-nonsense matriarch’s special
brand of tough love. Tyler Perry, Eugene Levy, Doris
Roberts, Tom Arnold. (2:30) (AL, AS) BRAVO March
10 7p, 9:30p; 16 6:30p, 11p
TYLER PERRY’S THE SINGLE MOMS
CLUB 55 (’14, Comedy-Drama) Brought
together by their children’s potential expulsion
from school, diverse single mothers form a sup-
port group to help one another overcome life’s
challenges. Nia Long, Amy Smart, Cocoa Brown,
Terry Crews. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 11 4p; 19 7p
Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married
Too? 556 (’10, Comedy-Drama) While on
vacation in the Bahamas, the unexpected arrival
of one’s ex-husband causes some longtime
friends to examine the strength of their own
marriages. Tyler Perry, Sharon Leal, Janet Jackson,
Malik Yoba. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 17 11:30a
U of gold coins, a teenager and his sickly brother
The Ugly Truth 56 (’09, Romance-Comedy)
A chauvinist puts a romantically challenged pro-
ducer through a series of outrageous tests to
prove his theories about relationships. Katherine
Heigl, Gerard Butler, Eric Winter, John Michael Hig-
gins. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 7 11:28a,
7:22p; 8 7a; 16 11:34a; 17 2:56a, ECLASS March
22 2:22a; 25 12:49a, 11:31a; 27 6:28a
UHF 556 (’89, Comedy) The new manager
of a lowly TV station beats a big-budget rival
with off-the-wall shows. Weird Al Yankovic, Victoria
Jackson, Kevin McCarthy, Michael Richards. (1:40)
(AS, V) IPLEX March 15 9:09a; 16 3:45a, MPLEX
March 10 2:57a, 9:53a; 24 11:28p; 25 3:20p; 29
10:13p; 30 11:58a
ULTRAVIOLET 5 (’06, Science Fiction) As
worldwide civil war looms, a superhuman woman
becomes the protector of a boy who is perceived
as a threat to humanity. Milla Jovovich, Cameron
Bright, Sebastien Andrieu, Nick Chinlund. (PG-13,
1:28) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March 6 11:18p; 23
9:45a, 9:31p
Unanswered Prayers (’10, Drama) A hap-
pily married father encounters the woman of
his high-school fantasies. Eric Close, Samantha
Mathis, Madchen Amick, Jennifer Aspen. (TVPG,
2:00) LIFEMOV March 13 8a
Unbroken 556 (’14, Biography) During World
War II, Olympian and war hero Louie Zamperini
survives for 47 days at sea in a raft, only to be
captured by the Japanese navy and sent to a
series of prisoner-of-war camps. Jack O’Connell,
Domhnall Gleeson, Garrett Hedlund, Miyavi. (3:00)
(AL, AS, V) FX March 23 7a
Uncle Buck 556 (’89, Comedy) Chicago
parents in a pinch have a bachelor uncle baby-
sit their teenage daughter and little ones. John
Candy, Amy Madigan, Jean Louisa Kelly, Gaby Hoff-
man. (2:15) (AL) AMC March 1 5:45p; 2 2:45p; 14
8p; 15 12:45a
Uncommon Valor 556 (’83, Action) A col-
onel with a sponsor leads five Marine veterans
into Laos to find his son and others missing in
action. Gene Hackman, Robert Stack, Fred Ward,
Reb Brown. (1:50) (AL, V) EPIX March 27 4:25a
Under Siege 555 (’92, Action) Two military
madmen hijack a nuclear-armed Navy battleship
with a SEAL commando on board as a cook.
Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, Erika
Eleniak. (2:00) (AL, V) REELZ March 5 5p; 26 5p
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory 55 (’95,
Action) A CIA operative aboard a train tries
to stop a mad genius who threatens to use a
weapon from space if the government does not
meet his $1 billion ransom. Steven Seagal, Eric
Bogosian, Katherine Heigl, Everett McGill. (2:00)
(AL, GV) REELZ March 5 7p; 26 7p
Under the Gun (’16, Documentary) Firsthand
accounts from parents of Sandy Hook victims,
expert commentary and statistics reveal the
state of American gun violence and gun control
laws. Narrated by Katie Couric. (1:45) (AL, AS) EPIX
March 21 3:20a
Under the Same Moon 555 (’07, Drama)
After his grandmother dies, a Mexican boy sets
out to join his mother in the United States.
Adrian Alonso, Kate del Castillo, Eugenio Derbez,
Maya Zapata. (1:51) (AS) EFAMLY March 5 2:52a,
IPLEX March 16 7a; 29 11:11a
Underclassman 56 (’05, Comedy) A rookie
policeman works under cover at a prep school
to investigate the mysterious death of a student.
Nick Cannon, Shawn Ashmore, Roselyn Sánchez,
Kelly Hu. (PG-13, 1:34) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March
20 9:52a, 6:24p; 24 11:34p; 25 10:59a; 30 4:46p,
EACTN March 10 7:20a, 2:38p
Undercover Wife (’15, Suspense) A forensic
accountant goes under cover when her husband,
an FBI agent, is slain by a criminal cartel. Jewel
Staite, Ryan Robbins, John Cassini, Lucia Walters.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 8 2p
Undertow 556 (’04, Suspense) In possession
flee from their violent uncle. Jamie Bell, Josh
Lucas, Devon Alan, Dermot Mulroney. (2:00) (AS,
V) FLIX-W March 25 12:30p
UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING 55 (’12,
Fantasy) Vampire warrior Selene escapes from
her long imprisonment to find that humans have
discovered the existence of vampires and lycans
and are trying to wipe them out. Kate Beckinsale,
Stephen Rea, Michael Ealy, Theo James. (R, 1:29)
(AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 3 9:30p, 12p; 8 5p, 8p; 9
6a; 14 7:30p; 15 12a; 25 7:30p; 26 11a; 29 7:30p;
30 8:15a
Underworld: Evolution 55 (’06, Fantasy)
Vampire warrior Selene and her werewolf lover
trace the origins of the ancient feud between
their races. Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman,
Tony Curran, Derek Jacobi. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV, N)
SYFY March 1 1:30a, IFC-E March 3 9:30a, 4:30p;
8 2:30p, 11p; 9 3:30a; 14 5p, 9:30p; 25 5p; 26
8:30a; 29 5p; 30 5:45a
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans 55 (’09,
Fantasy) Lucian and Sonja, his vampire lover, rally
the Lycans against their cruel enslavement at the
hands of Viktor, the vampire king. Michael Sheen,
Bill Nighy, Rhona Mitra, Steven Mackintosh. (2:00)
(AS, GV) SYFY March 11 4:30p; 12 2:29p
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arranges a boxing match between the heavy-
weight champion, jailed for rape, and the prison’s
best fighter. Wesley Snipes, Ving Rhames, Peter
Falk, Michael Rooker. (R, 1:34) (AL) EACTN March
14 1:33a, 11:50p
Unexpected Uncle 55 (’41, Comedy) A
lingerie salesgirl’s supposed uncle guides her
romance with a tycoon. Anne Shirley, James Craig,
Charles Coburn, Ernest Truex. 9 (NR, 1:07) TCM
March 6 12:45p
Unfaithful 555 (’02, Drama) A man becomes
increasingly distraught after he discovers his wife
is having an affair with a Frenchman. Richard
Gere, Diane Lane, Olivier Martinez, Erik Per Sullivan.
(R, 2:04) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 4 6:51a,
3:32p; 10 9:29a, 6:53p
Universal Soldier 55 (’92, Science Fiction)
Dead soldiers from the ’60s surface in the ’90s
as high-tech warriors reanimated by the U.S. gov-
ernment. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren,
Ally Walker, Ed O’Ross. (1:45) (AL, AS, BN, GV)
HDMOV March 8 6p; 9 8:25a; 21 4:15p; 22 1:40a,
4:15p; 23 1:40a; 27 7:45p, 11:15p; 31 11:05p
Universal Soldier: The Return 56 (’99,
Science Fiction) Former soldier Luc Deveraux,
now a government adviser, must help stop new
soldiers being controlled by a supercomputer
gone haywire. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael
Jai White, Heidi Schanz, Xander Berkeley. (R, 1:22)
(AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 16 12:25p; 17 3:42a,
EACTN March 1 7:53a
Unleashing Mr. Darcy (’16, Romance) When
Elizabeth decides to show her dog in competi-
tion, she clashes with the arrogant, complicated
judge Donovan Darcy. Ryan Paevey, Cindy Busby,
Frances Fisher, Elizabeth McLaughlin. (2:00) HALL
March 2 8p; 11 3p
Unstable (’12, Suspense) Disturbing incidents
unfold after a divorcee befriends a charismatic
ex-soccer star and hires him to take care of
her young son. Ashley Scott, Ivan Sergei, George
Newbern, Max Charles. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV
March 4 6a
Unstoppable 555 (’10, Action) When an
unmanned locomotive roars out of control, two
railroad employees must find a way to bring it to
a halt before it crashes and spills its toxic cargo.
Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson,
Kevin Dunn. (2:00) (AL, AS) TNT March 6 1p
Unsullied (’14, Suspense) Held captive in an iso-
lated cabin, a track star escapes into the Florida
wilderness and fights for survival against the two
men who kidnapped her. Murray Gray, Rusty Joiner,
James Gaudioso, Erin Boyes. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, R,
V) EACTN March 6 3:02a; 21 1:32a
Untamed Heart 555 (’93, Romance) A
Minneapolis waitress falls for a shy busboy who
thinks his heart came from a baboon king. Chris-
tian Slater, Marisa Tomei, Rosie Perez, Kyle Secor.
(1:45) (AL, AS, R, V) MPLEX March 5 7:33a, 8:52p;
18 7:43a, 7:12p; 27 12:31a, 1:40p; 31 1:31a, 5p
Unwanted Guest (’16, Suspense) With
nowhere to go for winter break, Amy is invited
to spend time with her friend Christine’s family.
What begins as a nice bonding experience soon
turns into a nightmare as Amy begins to lash out
at her welcoming hosts. Kate Mansi, Beth Littleford,
Catherine Carlen, J. Ferguson. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 17 2p; 24 2p
Up 5556 (’09, Children’s) Animated. A 78-year-
old balloon salesman ties thousands of balloons
to his house and flies to South America, but
discovers too late a young stowaway aboard.
Voices of Ed Asner, Christopher Plummer, Jordan
Nagai, Bob Peterson. (2:05) (AS) FREEFM March
30 6:25p; 31 3:05p
Urge (’15, Suspense) An island getaway turns
deadly when a mysterious nightclub owner intro-
duces a group of friends to a drug that can’t
be taken more than one time. Justin Chatwin,
Ashley Greene, Alexis Knapp, Bar Paly. (1:35) EPIX
March 13 1:15p
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The Usual Suspects 5556 (’95, Suspense)
A detective questions a con man about his rela-
tionships with assorted criminals and their link
to a ship explosion. Stephen Baldwin, Gabriel Byrne,
Chazz Palminteri, Kevin Pollak. (R, 1:45) (AL, V)
ENCR-W March 12 11:11p; 13 1:54p; 27 3:40p; 28
12:59a, ESUSP March 18 5:09p; 21 1:56p; 31 5:22p
V Filmmakers Maiken Baird and Michelle Major
Vacancy 556 (’07, Suspense) While stranded
at a remote motel, a couple discover hidden cam-
eras in their room and learn they are to be the
stars of a snuff film. Luke Wilson, Kate Beckinsale,
Frank Whaley, Ethan Embry. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, BN,
GV) EACTN March 14 10:40a, 5:42p, IPLEX March
18 12:27p
Vacation 55 (’15, Comedy) Following in his
father’s footsteps, Rusty Griswold takes his wife
and two sons on a cross-country road trip to
America’s favorite fun park, Walley World. Ed
Helms, Christina Applegate, Skyler Gisondo, Steele
Stebbins. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS March 30 7p, TNT
March 13 6p
Valdez Is Coming 556 (’71, Western) A
Mexican-American lawman gets even with a
Southwestern rancher for leaving him to die in
the desert. Burt Lancaster, Susan Clark, Jon Cypher,
Barton Heyman. (PG-13, 1:30) (AL, BN, V) EWESTN
March 1 12:56a, RPLEX March 11 5:57a; 22 11:59p
Valentine Ever After (’16, Romance) A
woman finds love and her true calling in life
while performing community service for her
involvement in a bar brawl. Autumn Reeser, Eric
Johnson, Vanessa Matsui, Damon Runyan. (TVG,
2:00) HALL March 6 4p
Valkyrie 556 (’08, Historical Drama) Fearing
that Hitler will destroy his beloved Germany,
Col. Claus von Stauffenberg joins a group of
high-ranking men who are plotting to assassinate
him. Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy, Tom
Wilkinson. (PG-13, 2:00) (AL, V) ECLASS March
21 1:55a, 10:11p, ESUSP March 15 8:51a, 6:57p;
16 5:28a
The Valley of Decision 555 (’45, Drama) A
steel tycoon’s son loves the family maid, an Irish
steelworker’s daughter, in late-1800s Pittsburgh.
Greer Garson, Gregory Peck, Donald Crisp, Lionel
Barrymore. 9 (NR, 1:58) TCM March 6 10:30a
Valley of the Giants 556 (’38, Action)
A lumberman and a gambling-house woman
thwart Easterners eyeing the California red-
woods. Wayne Morris, Claire Trevor, Frank McHugh
(NR, 1:19) TCM March 16 7:15a
Vampire in Brooklyn 55 (’95, Comedy)
A Caribbean vampire seeks the half-vampire,
half-human New York homicide detective
destined to be his bride. Eddie Murphy, Angela
Bassett, Allen Payne, Kadeem Hardison. (1:45) (AL,
V) FLIX-W March 29 5:45p
Van Helsing 556 (’04, Fantasy) A mon-
ster-hunter joins forces with a beautiful woman
to battle Dracula and otherworldly creatures
in Transylvania. Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale,
Richard Roxburgh, David Wenham. (3:00) (AS, V)
PARMT March 4 1a
Vanilla Sky 55 (’01, Suspense) A wealthy
womanizer has trouble distinguishing dreams
from reality after a car accident leaves him
disfigured. Tom Cruise, Penélope Cruz, Cameron
Diaz, Kurt Russell. (2:15) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March
7 10:15p; 9 9:45a, 5:30p; 13 7:30p; 18 3:30p; 19
1a; 24 4p; 30 3:35p
Vegas Vacation 56 (’97, Comedy) Clark and
Ellen Griswold’s disastrous family outing includes
a visit with boorish Cousin Eddie. Chevy Chase,
Beverly D’Angelo, Randy Quaid, Ethan Embry. (2:00)
(AL, AS) FREEFM March 29 12a
Venom 56 (’05, Horror) Resurrected as a killer, a
gas station owner terrorizes a group of teenagers
in the swamps of Louisiana. Agnes Bruckner, Jona-
than Jackson, Laura Ramsey, D.J. Cotrona. (R, 1:26)
(AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 9 9:19a; 10 3:46a; 20
MOVIES
3:05p, 11:10p, ESUSP March 15 12:24a, 9p; 27
8:27a; 28 5:04a
Venus and Serena 555 (’12, Documentary)
follow sisters and tennis champions Venus and
Serena Williams on and off the courts as both
battle health problems and media controversy.
(PG-13, 1:40) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 11 6:49a;
16 8:58a; 17 4:59a; 26 4:27p
VERTIGO 5555 (’58, Suspense) A former San
Francisco detective who dreads heights falls for
a woman he is hired to protect. James Stewart,
Kim Novak, Barbara Bel Geddes, Tom Helmore. (PG,
2:08) (AS, V) ECLASS March 3 4:51a, 4:47p, ESUSP
March 8 8:10a; 12 6:51a; 18 7:25a
Very Bad Things 56 (’98, Drama) An acci-
dental death leads to escalating violence and
immorality for a bride, a bridegroom and their
friends. Christian Slater, Cameron Diaz, Daniel Stern,
Jeanne Tripplehorn. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV) HDMOV
March 12 11:20p; 17 11:15a; 28 12:15p
A VERY BRADY SEQUEL 556 (’96,
Comedy) Mike, Carol and the TV-series Bradys
embrace a criminal claiming to be Carol’s
believed-dead first husband. Shelley Long, Gary
Cole, Tim Matheson, Christopher Daniel Barnes.
(2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 7 12a
Very, Very Valentine (’18, Comedy) When
Helen, a kind hearted and shy florist, meets the
perfect man at a Valentine’s masquerade ball,
she enlists the help of her best friend Henry to
track him down, only to find that her perfect
man may already be right in front of her. Danica
McKellar, Cameron Mathison, Damon Runyan (TVG,
2:00) HALL March 8 4p
Victim 555 (’61, Suspense) A prominent
London barrister sets out to learn the identity of
a blackmailer who preys on homosexuals. Dirk
Bogarde, Sylvia Sims, Dennis Price, Nigel Stock.
9 (NR, 1:40) TCM March 20 10:15a
Videodrome 556 (’83, Horror) A programmer
at a TV station that specializes in adult entertain-
ment searches for the producers of a dangerous
and bizarre broadcast. James Woods, Deborah
Harry, Sonja Smits, Peter Dvorsky. (R, 1:30) (AL,
AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 1 9p; 30 3:50p; 31 2:44a
Vital Signs 55 (’90, Drama) Third-year medical
students fall in love while striving for honors
and their dean’s approval. Adrian Pasdar, Diane
Lane, Jimmy Smits, Norma Aleandro. (1:46) (AL,
AS) IPLEX March 14 12:35a; 29 7:38a
VIVA ZAPATA! 5555 (’52, Biography) Mex-
ican peasant Emiliano Zapata and his brother
lead an agrarian revolution. Marlon Brando, Jean
Peters, Anthony Quinn, Joseph Wiseman. 9 (NR,
1:53) TCM March 10 11a
W ing the destruction of an apartment house, Sam
Waco The standoff at the compound comes to
a tragic end. (TV14, 1:00) (Part 6 of 6) PARMT
March 1 1a
Waco: Madman or Messiah Followers from
around the world travel to Mount Carmel to hear
the teachings of David Koresh. (TV14, 2:00) (Part
1 of 2) A&E March 3 12p
Waco: Madman or Messiah FBI negotia-
tors attempt to get David Koresh to release the
women and children inside the compound. (TV14,
2:00) (Part 2 of 2) A&E March 3 2p
Wagon Master 555 (’50, Western) A
horse trader and his partner are hired to guide
a Mormon elder’s wagon train. Ben Johnson,
Joanne Dru, Ward Bond, Harry Carey Jr. 9 (NR,
1:26) TCM March 27 5p
A Walk Among the Tombstones 556
(’14, Crime Drama) A private detective agrees
to help a drug trafficker find the people who
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kidnapped and murdered his wife. Liam Neeson,
Dan Stevens, David Harbour, Boyd Holbrook. (2:30)
(AL, AS, BN, GV) TNT March 27 2:30p
Walk the Line 555 (’05, Biography) Johnny
Cash forms an enduring bond with June Carter
and struggles with drug addiction on the way
to music stardom. Joaquin Phoenix, Reese With-
erspoon, Ginnifer Goodwin, Robert Patrick. (PG-13,
2:16) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 2 11:27a, 6:42p; 19
9:18a, ECLASS March 8 3:22a, 7:50p; 26 4:11a;
28 12:27p; 29 2:10a
A Walk to Remember 55 (’02, Romance)
Forced to tutor students at a school, a young
delinquent falls for a minister’s daughter. Shane
West, Mandy Moore, Peter Coyote, Daryl Hannah.
(2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 12 12a; 21 12a
Walkabout 555 (’71, Adventure) A lost teen-
ager and her little brother meet an Aborigine
teen in the Outback. Jenny Agutter, Lucien John,
David Gulpilil, John Meillon. (GP, 1:40) TCM March
31 12:45a
The Walking Dead 556 (’95, War) A ser-
geant leads four Marines on their last mission:
to evacuate a POW camp in 1972 Vietnam. Allen
Payne, Eddie Griffin, Joe Morton, Vonte Sweet. (R,
1:29) (AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 3 2:48a; 9 4:25p;
14 1:45p; 26 5:03a, EACTN March 22 1:30a
WALKING TALL 556 (’73, Crime Drama)
Tennessee Sheriff Buford Pusser carries a big stick
after thugs beat him up and kill his wife. Joe Don
Baker, Elizabeth Hartman, Gene Evans, Noah Beery
Jr. (R, 2:05) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 8 4:11p; 18
10:16p; 28 4:55a, 12:24p, EACTN March 2 11:49a,
8:53p; 12 8:53p; 13 3:46p; 24 1:31a, 8:50a, 5:53p
Walking the Dog (’17, Romance-Comedy)
Rival lawyers battle each other in court as their
respective dogs fall madly in love, bringing their
guardians together at every turn until they reluc-
tantly realize it may not just be the pups who are
each other’s true Valentine. Jennifer Finnigan, Sam
Page, Lini Evans, Peter Benson. (TVG, 2:00) HALL
March 14 4p; 31 1p
Walking the Halls (’12, Drama) A woman
learns that her daughter and a group of cheer-
leaders moonlight as escorts for wealthy men.
Jamie Luner, Al Sapienza, Caitlin Thompson, Marie
Avgeropoulos. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 12 10a
WALL-E 5555 (’08, Children’s) Animated.
After years of tidying up an Earth devoid of
humanity, a robot janitor meets a mechanical
scout and chases her across the galaxy. Voice of
Ben Burtt, Voice of Elissa Knight, Voice of Jeff Garlin,
Fred Willard. (G, 1:37) ENCR-W March 6 5:36a, 9p;
30 7:19p, EFAMLY March 10 7p; 11 7:33a, 1:44p; 15
7:59p; 16 6:55a, 4:48p; 21 5:37a, 11:47a, 6:20p;
27 6:56a, 1:20p
Walled In 55 (’09, Suspense) While supervis-
learns that the building used to house a serial
killer who entombed his victims in the walls, and
his victims are said to still harass the residents.
Mischa Barton, Cameron Bright, Deborah Kara Unger,
Pascal Greggory. (R, 1:32) (AS, V) EBLACK March 4
4:23p; 12 6:23a, 3:06p; 23 8:11a
The Walls of Malapaga 555 (’50, Drama)
A Frenchman hides in postwar Genoa with a
waitress and her daughter. Jean Gabin, Isa Miranda,
Vera Talchi 9 (NR, 1:31) TCM March 25 11p
Wanda Nevada 55 (’79, Western) A gambler
in the modern West wins an orphan in a poker
game and takes her on a Grand Canyon gold
hunt. Peter Fonda, Brooke Shields, Fiona Lewis, Luke
Askew. (PG, 1:45) (AL, AS) EWESTN March 3 4:02p;
4 1:26a; 29 12:11p; 30 3:09a, MPLEX March 13
3:24a, 1:06p; 18 11:03p; 19 10a
Wanderlust 556 (’12, Comedy) Overstressed
New Yorkers think they’ve found the answer to
their problems when they join a counterculture
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community where the only rule is to be oneself.
Paul Rudd, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, Malin
Akerman. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TNT March 1 1a
War of the Gargantuas 56 (’66, Science
Fiction) Two apelike brothers stomp around
Tokyo; an American scientist and his helper
advise. Russ Tamblyn, Kumi Mizuno, Kenji Sahara,
Kipp Hamilton. (G, 1:33) EACTN March 13 7:23a,
RPLEX March 21 6:30p; 27 10:23a; 31 5:15a
War of the Worlds 555 (’05, Science Fic-
tion) A New Jersey man and his two children
face an epic battle for survival when hostile
aliens invade Earth. Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning,
Miranda Otto, Justin Chatwin. (2:30) (AS, V) TNT
March 26 1:30a
Warlock 555 (’59, Western) After ridding a
town of outlaws, a gunslinger is challenged by
one of the men who helped him. Richard Widmark,
Henry Fonda, Anthony Quinn, Dorothy Malone. (2:04)
RPLEX March 9 12:57a; 24 11:41p; 25 11:20a,
EWESTN March 18 10:43a, 11:57p
The Warriors 555 (’79, Action) Gang mem-
bers blamed for the murder of a charismatic street
leader are forced to fight their way back to their
turf. Michael Beck, James Remar, Dorsey Wright,
Brian Tyler. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 8 9:45p;
9 6:25p; 27 1:05a
The Watch 56 (’12, Comedy) Four members of
a neighborhood watch group discover that their
town has become overrun with aliens posing as
ordinary suburbanites. Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn,
Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade. (2:00) (AL, AS, SSC, V)
FXX March 19 10:30a, 9p
The Water Diviner 556 (’14, Historical
Drama) Four years after the Battle of Gallipoli
in World War I, an Australian farmer travels to
Turkey to scour the battlefield for the bodies
of his three missing sons. Russell Crowe, Olga
Kurylenko, Yilmaz Erdogan, Cem Yilmaz. (R, 1:52)
(AS, V) SUND March 4 5a
The Waterboy 56 (’98, Comedy) A water
boy’s temper tantrums spur an addled football
coach to sign him on as defensive tackle. Adam
Sandler, Kathy Bates, Henry Winkler, Fairuza Balk.
(2:00) (AL, AS) COM March 11 9p, 11p; 24 4:30p,
11p, FREEFM March 1 6p; 2 12a; 5 12a, 6:30p
Waterloo Bridge 555 (’40, Romance) A
ballet dancer and a British officer cross stars
on the eve of World War I. Vivien Leigh, Robert
Taylor, Lucile Watson, C. Aubrey Smith. 9 (NR,
1:43) TCM March 22 9a
Way Back Home 56 (’32, Drama) A taffy
pull, a barn dance and other situations call for
a singing preacher with a goatee. Phillips Lord,
Effie Palmer, Bette Davis, Frank Albertson. 9 (NR,
1:21) TCM March 8 11a
Way of the Dragon 556 (’72, Action) An
Asian in Rome uses whirling “nunchakus” on a
gang and fights a karate champ in the coliseum.
Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Nora Miao, Ping Ou Wei.
(R, 1:31) (AS, V) EACTN March 5 6:30a, 5:16p; 6
1:20a; 17 10:26a, 8p; 30 9:12a, 4:06p, 11:50p,
RPLEX March 22 6:08a, 6:18p; 27 12:02a, 4:45p
The Way We Were 5556 (’73, Romance) A
leftist and a writer meet in college, and their love
spans the 1930s and ’50s. Barbra Streisand, Robert
Redford, Bradford Dillman, Murray Hamilton. (2:00)
(AL, AS) HDMOV March 4 1p; 5 12a; 19 8:20p; 20
2:35a, 3a; 29 8:20a, TCM March 21 7:15p
The Way West 55 (’67, Western) Missouri
pioneers take the Oregon Trail through rough
terrain and Indian country. Kirk Douglas, Robert
Mitchum, Richard Widmark, Lola Albright. (2:05)
HDMOV March 8 11p; 14 3a; 18 6:50a
Wayne’s World 556 (’92, Comedy) Met-
al-head friends Wayne and Garth sell their
basement cable-access TV show to a city slicker.
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Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Rob Lowe, Tia Carrere.
(2:00) (AL, AS) COM March 2 9p; 3 5:50p
We Bought a Zoo 556 (’11, Children’s) A
widower relocates his family to a dilapidated zoo
and, with the help of its eclectic staff, works to
restore the facility to its former glory. Matt Damon,
Scarlett Johansson, Thomas Haden Church, Patrick
Fugit. (PG, 2:04) (AL, AS) FXM March 11 2:30p; 22
2:30p, 9:30p, FXX March 15 12p; 16 8a
We Have Your Husband (’11, Docudrama)
After her husband Eduardo is kidnapped near
their ranch in Mexico, Jayne has to raise enough
money to ransom him back. Teri Polo, Esai Morales,
Olivia d’Abo, Nicholas Gonzalez. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 10 6a
We Own the Night 556 (’07, Crime Drama)
As the NYPD wages war on drugs, a nightclub
manager whose brother is a cop tries to remain
neutral. Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg, Eva
Mendes, Robert Duvall. (R, 1:58) (AL, AS, BN, GV)
ESUSP March 10 1:20p, EACTN March 6 1:56p, 9p;
7 10:13a; 16 6:15a, 4:33p
We Were Soldiers 555 (’02, War) A
lieutenant colonel and approximately 400 U.S.
troops battle 2,000 North Vietnamese in 1965.
Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear, Sam
Elliott. (2:30) (AL, GV) FLIX-W March 24 8p
Web Cam Girls (’17, Drama) A woman tracks
down the predator who has been kidnapping cam
girls, including her cousin. Arianne Zucker, Sedona
Legge, Lorynn York, Stephen Graybill. (2:00) (AS)
LIFE March 10 6p, LIFEMOV March 22 8p; 23 12a
Wedding Bells (’16, Romance) When they’re
asked to be best man and maid of honor at a
friend’s wedding, two commitment phobic pro-
fessionals never expect that they’re about to get
a romance of their own. Danica McKellar, Kavan
Smith, Bruce Boxleitner, Tammy Gillis. (TVG, 2:00)
HALL March 10 3p; 23 6p
The Wedding March (’16, Romance) A singer
realizes he’s been booked to perform at his col-
lege sweetheart’s wedding. Jack Wagner, Josie
Bissett, Cameron Bancroft, Shay Halverson. (TVG,
2:00) HALL March 8 2p; 24 1p
Wedding March 3: Here Comes the
Bride (’18, Comedy) It’s a full Valentine’s Day
weekend at the inn when Olivia and Mick host
their families. Things get chaotic when Mick’s
sister decides to have her wedding at the inn
that weekend and Mick’s daughter announces
plans to drop out of college. Jack Wagner, Josie
Bissett. (2:00) HALL March 18 9a
The Wedding Plan 555 (’16,
Romance-Comedy) After her fiance calls off their
wedding a month before the ceremony, a woman
decides to keep the reservation and trusts God
will provide her with a husband. Noa Koler, Amos
Tamam, Oz Zehavi, Irit Sheleg. (1:55) (AS) EPIX
March 2 12:25p; 12 11:45a; 23 1:15a; 27 10:25a
The Wedding Planner 55 (’01,
Romance-Comedy) A lonely organizer falls for
an engaged pediatrician while coordinating his
wedding and reception. Jennifer Lopez, Matthew
McConaughey, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Justin
Chambers. (2:00) (AL) LIFE March 11 2p; 26 7p
Wedding Planner Mystery (’14, Mystery)
A wedding planner turns amateur sleuth when
she investigates a suspicious death and the
kidnapping of a bride. Erica Durance, Andrew W.
Walker, Brandon Beemer, Chelan Simmons. (2:00)
HALLMV March 25 9a
The Wedding Ringer 55 (’15, Comedy) A
socially awkward groom begins an unexpected
bromance with the guy he hired to pose as his
best man at his upcoming nuptials. Kevin Hart,
Josh Gad, Affion Crockett, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting.
(2:00) (AL, AS, BN) USA March 7 7p, 9p; 24 2p
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
A Wedding to Die For (’17, Crime Drama)
Pastry chef Helena poisons men who don’t meet
her high standards. Her fiancé Charlie has nothing
to worry about, at least until his sister Becca
becomes suspicious of Helena’s culinary killing
past. Brittany Underwood, Charlene Amoia, Peter
Johnson, Kathryn Leigh Scott. (2:00) LIFEMOV
March 23 10p; 24 2a
Weekend at Bernie’s 55 (’89, Comedy)
Two guys party with their bumped-off boss at
his Long Island beach house, and no one notices.
Andrew McCarthy, Jonathan Silverman, Terry Kiser,
Catherine Mary Stewart. (2:30) (AL, AS) AMC March
14 10:15p; 15 3p
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins 556
(’08, Comedy) Determined to prove to his family
how much he has changed, a talk-show star
returns to his small Southern hometown for his
parents’ anniversary. Martin Lawrence, James Earl
Jones, Margaret Avery, Joy Bryant. (2:00) (AL, AS)
USA March 24 10a
Wells Fargo 555 (’37, Western) Ramsey
McCay, a troubleshooter for the newly formed
Wells Fargo company, maintains smooth routes
to the west. He becomes separated from his wife
during the Civil War until they reunite during
the company’s 20th anniversary. Joel McCrea,
Frances Dee, Lloyd Nolan, Bob Burns. 9 (NR,
1:55) EWESTN March 9 8:28a; 10 12:27a; 25
4:36p; 26 2:06a
We’re the Millers 55 (’13, Comedy) Indebted
to a big-time drug lord, a pot dealer travels to
Mexico with a fake family and a camper to pick
up a large shipment and smuggle it into the U.S.
Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Will Poulter, Emma
Roberts. (2:30) (AL, AS, N) TBS March 25 6:30p,
TNT March 12 6:30p
West of the Divide 55 (’34, Western) Ted
and Dusty infiltrate a band of outlaws to get close
to Mr. Gentry, the man who murdered Ted’s father.
John Wayne, Virginia Brown Faire, Lloyd Whitlock,
George “Gabby” Hayes. 9 (NR, :54) EWESTN
March 14 3:07a
West to Glory 56 (’47, Western) Eddie Dean
and his partner protect a valuable diamond from
crooks. Eddie falls into a game of cat and mouse
with the beautiful and dangerous Maria, who
may have her eyes on the diamond as well. Eddie
Dean, Roscoe Ates, Dolores Castle, Gregg Barton. 9
(NR, 1:01) EWESTN March 10 8:55a
The Wet Parade 556 (’32, Drama) Alcohol
and Prohibition catch up to the patriarchs of two
families, North and South. Walter Huston, Lewis
Stone, Dorothy Jordan, Neil Hamilton. 9 (NR, 2:00)
TCM March 8 5a
What a Way to Go! 555 (’64, Comedy)
An eccentric widow tells her analyst about her
many husbands, who died and left her rich.
Shirley MacLaine, Paul Newman, Robert Mitchum,
Dean Martin. (NR, 1:51) (AS) FXM March 1 5:35a;
2 4:15a; 23 4:30a
What About Bob? 555 (’91, Comedy) A
patient follows a pop psychiatrist on his vaca-
tion and annoys him while charming his family.
Bill Murray, Richard Dreyfuss, Julie Hagerty, Charlie
Korsmo. (1:45) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 4 3p; 5
2:15a; 6 6:15p; 10 9:15a; 11 4:45a; 16 7a, 11p;
21 9:15a, 8p; 29 10:30a
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape 556 (’93,
Comedy-Drama) A self-sacrificing grocery worker
is pushed to the breaking point by the constant
demands of his dysfunctional family. Johnny Depp,
Juliette Lewis, Mary Steenburgen, Leonardo DiCaprio.
(2:00) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 27 10:53p, IPLEX
March 3 9:50a, 11:22p, MPLEX March 7 8:48a,
6:38p; 11 4a, 5p
What’s Love Got to Do With It 555
(’93, Biography) Anna Mae Bullock meets singer/
songwriter Ike Turner and goes into show busi-
ness under the stage name Tina. Angela Bassett,
Laurence Fishburne, Vanessa Bell Calloway, Jenifer
Lewis. (3:00) (AL, AS, R, V) BET March 14 11p; 15 7p
When Husbands Cheat 55 (’98, Drama) A
woman becomes a detective, then uses her skills
to check her policeman husband’s fidelity. Patricia
Kalember, Tom Irwin, Brenda Vaccaro, Gina Clayton.
(TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 16 2p
When in Rome 56 (’10, Romance-Comedy)
Magic coins bring an assortment of odd suitors to
a disillusioned woman, but a persistent reporter
may hold the promise of real romance. Kristen
Bell, Josh Duhamel, Anjelica Huston, Danny DeVito.
(2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 1 12a
Where to Invade Next 555 (’15, Docu-
mentary) Filmmaker Michael Moore visits various
countries, including France, Italy, Germany, Fin-
land and Slovenia, to examine how Europeans
view work, education, health care, sex, equality,
and other issues. Michael Moore. (2:00) (AL, AS,
N, V) EPIX March 16 10:30a
Where’s My Baby? (’16, Suspense) A woman
begins a frantic search for the daughter that she
gave birth to while in a coma. Nicole De Boer, Gina
Holden, Lochlyn Munro, Dan Payne. (2:00) (AS)
LIFEMOV March 9 6p
While You Were Sleeping 555 (’95,
Romance-Comedy) A lonely Chicago subway
clerk falls for the brother of a comatose man
she adored from afar. Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman,
Peter Gallagher, Peter Boyle. (1:45) (AL) FLIX-W
March 2 7:30a, 6:15p; 11 12:30p, 8p; 17 10:35a;
23 10:30a, 9:45p; 28 11a, 6:15p
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 556 (’16, Com-
edy-Drama) In 2002, cable news producer Kim
Barker shakes up her routine by covering the war
in Kabul, Afghanistan. Tina Fey, Margot Robbie,
Martin Freeman, Alfred Molina. (1:55) (AL, AS, V)
EPIX March 8 11:20p; 9 7:50a, 4:30p
Whisper (’07, Horror) A desperate kidnapper and
his associates learn that the boy they are holding
for ransom may have a devilish streak. Josh Hol-
loway, Blake Woodruff, Joel Edgerton, Sarah Wayne
Callies. (R, 1:35) (AS, V) ESUSP March 30 2:08a
Whispering Smith 555 (’48, Western)
A railroad detective learns his ex-sweetheart’s
husband has joined a train robber’s gang. Alan
Ladd, Robert Preston, Donald Crisp, Brenda Marshall.
(NR, 1:28) EWESTN March 3 12:27p; 18 7:28a; 27
12:30p; 28 12:47a
The White Buffalo 55 (’77, Western) Wild
Bill Hickok and Chief Crazy Horse hunt a legend-
ary white bison. Charles Bronson, Jack Warden, Will
Sampson, Kim Novak. (1:40) (AL, V) HDMOV March
16 7:15a; 25 12:15p; 31 7a
White Feather 556 (’55, Western) A govern-
ment surveyor and an Indian girl try to stop a war
between the cavalry and the Cheyenne. Robert
Wagner, Debra Paget, Jeffrey Hunter, John Lund.
(NR, 1:42) FXM March 9 5:50a; 10 5a
White Heat 5556 (’49, Crime Drama) A
brave federal agent poses as a thug to infiltrate
psychopathic hoodlum Cody Jarrett’s gang of
thieves. James Cagney, Virginia Mayo, Edmond
O’Brien, Margaret Wycherly. 9 (NR, 1:54) TCM
March 20 2:30a
White House Down 55 (’13, Action) While
on a tour of the White House with his young
daughter, a police officer springs into action to
save his child and the president from a heavily
armed group of paramilitary invaders. Channing
Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke.
(3:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 17 5p; 18 2p
White Men Can’t Jump 555 (’92, Comedy)
Two basketball hustlers, black and white, count
on racial myth to cash in on street games. Wesley
Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Rosie Perez, Tyra Ferrell.
(2:30) (AL, AS, BN, MV) VH1 March 10 2:30a, 12p
White Noise 2: The Light (’07, Horror) After
nearly being killed along with his family, a man
recovers and realizes that he can sense when
someone is about to die. Nathan Fillion, Katee Sack-
hoff, Ed Anders, Joshua Ballard. (PG-13, 1:39) (AL,
AS, V) ESUSP March 16 10:44a
White Zombie 555 (’32, Horror) A voodoo
master of sugar-mill zombies holds another man’s
bride in his Haitian castle. Bela Lugosi, Madge
Bellamy, Robert Frazer, Joseph Cawthorn. 9 (NR,
1:07) TCM March 12 3a
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(’88, Comedy) Live action/animated. In a world
where cartoons coexist with humans, a private
eye tries to clear a long-eared fugitive of murder
charges. Bob Hoskins, Christopher Lloyd, Joanna
Cassidy, Stubby Kaye. (2:30) (MV) OVATN March
8 9p; 9 9a; 23 1:30p; 24 11a
Who Is Clark Rockefeller? (’10, Docu-
drama) German con artist Christian Karl
Gerhartsreiter poses as a member of the Rocke-
feller family. Eric McCormack, Sherry Stringfield,
Regina Taylor, Emily Alyn Lind. (TVPG, 2:00)
LIFEMOV March 27 8a
Who Killed JonBenét? (’16, Docudrama)
Police investigate the murder of JonBenét
Ramsey, a 6-year-old beauty queen who was
found beaten and strangled in the basement of
her Boulder, Colo., home on Dec. 26, 1996. Eion
Bailey, Michel Gill, Julia Campbell, Payton Lepinski.
(2:00) LIFEMOV March 27 2p
Who Killed My Husband? (’16, Mystery)
A widowed police officer goes under cover to
solve the same case that got her husband killed.
Andrea Bowen, Yasmeene Ball, Jim Thorburn, Chad
Krowchuk. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 29 8p; 30 12a
The Whole Town’s Talking 55 (’35,
Comedy) A bookkeeper learns he looks just like
a gangster whom police plan to shoot on sight.
Edward G. Robinson, Jean Arthur, Arthur Hohl, Wal-
lace Ford. 9 (NR, 1:35) TCM March 9 5p
The Whole Truth 55 (’16, Crime Drama) A
defense attorney tries to get his teenage client
acquitted for the murder of his father. Keanu
Reeves, Renée Zellweger, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Gabriel
Basso. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 7 9:05a; 27
1:40p
WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA
WOOLF? 5555 (’66, Drama) A professor
and his wife drink and verbally assault each other
in front of a younger couple, their dinner guests.
Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, George Segal, Sandy
Dennis. 9 (NR, 2:09) (AS) TCM March 23 9:15p
Why Did I Get Married? 556 (’07,
Comedy-Drama) Revelations of infidelity and
other secrets force eight married friends to take
a hard look at issues of commitment, betrayal and
forgiveness. Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson, Jill Scott,
Sharon Leal. (2:30) (AL, AS) TNT March 17 9a, 10p
Why Stop Now? 56 (’12, Comedy-Drama)
Scoring drugs for his addict mother is but one of
a piano prodigy’s problems as he tries to get his
family’s affairs in order before he heads out to
an important audition. Jesse Eisenberg, Melissa
Leo, Tracy Morgan, Emma Rayne Lyle. (R, 1:27) (AL,
AS) IFC-E March 13 6:45a; 22 8:15a; 23 12:45a
Wicked Moms Club (’17, Drama) A mother
must take down a group of bullying PTA moms
before they destroy her life. Jessica Blackmore,
Virginia Tucker, Ashley Wood, Adam Atherton. (2:00)
(AS) LIFEMOV March 3 10p; 4 2a
Wicker Park 55 (’04, Suspense) An engaged
man searches obsessively for his former lover
who disappeared two years earlier. Josh Hartnett,
Rose Byrne, Matthew Lillard, Diane Kruger. (1:57)
(AL, AS) IPLEX March 10 7:24a, 3:09p, 10:48p;
25 3:39p; 26 12:13a
Widow on the Hill 5 (’05, Drama) The daugh-
ter of a wealthy landowner suspects that her
father’s new wife married and murdered him for
his money. Natasha Henstridge, James Brolin, Jewel
Staite, Roman Podhora. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV
March 5 12p
The Widower Claire Morris confronts her new
husband, Malcolm Webster. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 1
of 3) PBS March 11 8p; 12 12a; 13 2a
The Widower Malcolm returns to Scotland and
reinvents himself. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 2 of 3) PBS
March 11 9p; 12 1a; 13 3a
The Widower DS Henry is being thwarted at
every step. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 3 of 3) PBS March
11 10p; 12 2a; 13 4a
Wild 555 (’14, Biography) Driven to the edge
by the dissolution of her marriage and the death
of her mother, a woman undertakes a solo hike
PT-DIG TITLE 5555 = 4-Star Critique (Excellent). PREMIERE TITLE = Channel Premiere Title.
of more than 1,000 miles along the Pacific Crest
Trail. Reese Witherspoon, Laura Dern, Thomas Sado-
ski, Michiel Huisman. (R, 1:55) (AL, AS, N) FXM
March 1 2:30p, 10:30p; 10 10p
Wild Brazil Forced together during Brazil’s
seasonal extremes, some of the most diverse
and elusive creatures, such as jaguars and cai-
mans are among the world’s top predators of
the food chain. (TVPG, 2:00) APL-E March 27 9p,
APL March 28 12a
Wild Hogs 56 (’07, Comedy) Looking for
adventure, frustrated suburbanites hit the open
road and encounter rough-and-tumble bikers.
Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William
H. Macy. (2:00) (AS, V) FX March 2 6p; 3 10:30a
Wild Stallion 55 (’52, Western) Raised by
a cowboy at a cavalry fort, an orphan becomes
an officer and looks for his long-lost horse. Ben
Johnson, Edgar Buchanan, Martha Hyer, Hayden
Rorke. (NR, 1:12) TCM March 28 2:30a
Wild Things 556 (’98, Suspense) A Florida
policeman investigates when two teens accuse
a high-school guidance counselor of rape. Kevin
Bacon, Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell, Theresa Russell.
(R, 1:47) (AL, N, SSC, V) ENCR-W March 5 10:59p;
6 3:31p, ESUSP March 10 5:02p; 11 12:59p; 24
12:02a
Willard 556 (’71, Horror) Nagged by his
mother, bullied by his boss, a young man trains
mansion rats to kill for him. Bruce Davison, Ernest
Borgnine, Elsa Lanchester (GP, 1:35) (AL, V) TCM
March 23 11:45p
William Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet
555 (’96, Romance) Twentieth-century teen-
agers fall in love, despite feuding families, in an
update of the classic tragedy. Leonardo DiCaprio,
Claire Danes, Brian Dennehy, John Leguizamo. (PG-
13, 2:00) (AS, V) ECLASS March 3 10:47a; 18 2:36a
Wimbledon 556 (’04, Romance-Comedy) An
English tennis player reinvigorates his game after
finding romance with an American counterpart.
Kirsten Dunst, Paul Bettany, Sam Neill, Jon Favreau.
(1:41) (AL, AS, N) EFAMLY March 9 1:42a, 9:45p;
15 9:40p; 16 1:21p
Win Win 555 (’11, Comedy-Drama) A
struggling attorney becomes an elderly client’s
guardian so that he can collect the man’s monthly
stipend. Paul Giamatti, Amy Ryan, Bobby Cannavale,
Jeffrey Tambor. (R, 1:46) (AL, AS) FXM March 7 10p
Winchester ’73 55 (’67, Western) An ex-con-
vict fights his sheriff brother for possession of a
prized repeating rifle. Tom Tryon, John Saxon, Dan
Duryea, John Drew Barrymore. (NR, 1:37) EWESTN
March 4 3:34p, 11:39p; 15 11:45p; 20 8:12p; 21
2:39a; 30 8p; 31 2:33a
Wind Chill 55 (’07, Horror) Sharing a ride
home for the holidays, two college students
become stranded on a stretch of highway
haunted by the ghosts of those who died there.
Emily Blunt, Ashton Holmes, Martin Donovan, Chelan
Simmons. (R, 1:31) (AS, V) EACTN March 8 3:19a,
IPLEX March 21 11a, 10:37p
The Wings of Eagles 555 (’57, Biogra-
phy) Based on the life of Frank “Spig” Wead, an
aviation pioneer whose devotion to the Navy
took priority over his family. John Wayne, Maureen
O’Hara, Dan Dailey, Ward Bond. (NR, 1:50) TCM
March 14 1:30p
Winnie the Pooh 555 (’11, Children’s)
Animated. Owl mistakenly misleads Pooh and
friends into believing that Christopher Robin
has been abducted. Voices of Jim Cummings,
Bud Luckey, Craig Ferguson, Jack Boulter. (1:10)
FREEFM March 17 7a
The Winning Team 555 (’52, Biography)
Grover Cleveland Alexander becomes one of
baseball’s greatest pitchers, with his wife’s sup-
port. Doris Day, Ronald Reagan, Frank Lovejoy, Eve
Miller. 9 (NR, 1:38) TCM March 29 7a
Winter Meeting 556 (’48, Drama) A trou-
bled heiress falls in love with a World War II hero
who becomes a priest. Bette Davis, James Davis,
Janis Paige 9 (NR, 1:44) TCM March 21 9:30a
MOVIES
Winter’s Dream (’18, Romance) When a former
ski champion re-enters the competitive world
after a 16-year-old downhill racer asks for help,
she finds a new love and reawakens an old
passion. Dean Cain, Kristy Swanson. (TVG, 2:00)
HALL March 3 5p
Wisdom 56 (’86, Crime Drama) A young man
and his girlfriend become folk heroes for rob-
bing banks and burning farm mortgages. Emilio
Estevez, Demi Moore, Tom Skerritt, Veronica Cart-
wright. (1:52) (AL, AS, BN, V) RPLEX March 4 6a,
10:06p; 13 3:06p, 10:09p; 26 1:17p
Witchcraft 55 (’64, Horror) The descendants
of a 17th-century witchfinder try to desecrate
the cemetery where their ancestor’s enemies
are buried. Lon Chaney Jr., Jack Hedley, Jill Dixon,
Viola Keats. 9 (NR, 1:19) FXM March 6 12:30a;
20 8:40a
The Wolf of Wall Street 5556 (’13, Biog-
raphy) New York stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who
founded brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont while
still in his early 20s, develops habits of wretched
excess and corruption. Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah
Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey. (R,
2:59) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) FXM March 3 5:30p, 9:10p
The Wolfman 556 (’10, Horror) A noble-
man contends with an ancient curse, scouring his
childhood homeland for his missing brother, while
a bloodthirsty beast prowls the moors. Benicio Del
Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt, Hugo Weaving.
(2:00) (AS, GV) SYFY March 5 2a; 21 2a, 11:30a
The Wolverine 556 (’13, Action) In Japan
and vulnerable for the first time, Wolverine con-
fronts lethal samurai steel and grapples with the
ghosts of his own haunted past. Hugh Jackman,
Hiroyuki Sanada, Famke Janssen, Will Yun Lee. (3:00)
(AL, AS, V) FX March 23 7p; 24 1:30a
The Woman in Green 556 (’45, Mystery)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson follow Moriarty’s
trail to a hypnotist called Lydia. Basil Rathbone,
Nigel Bruce, Hillary Brooke, Henry Daniell. 9 (1:09)
RPLEX March 6 6:33a; 14 2:51a
The Woman in Red 556 (’84, Comedy) A
married San Francisco public-relations agent sees
an ad-campaign model and becomes obsessed
with her. Gene Wilder, Kelly LeBrock, Charles Grodin,
Gilda Radner. (1:29) (AL, AS, BN) RPLEX March 2
1:02p; 12 4:57a, 1:31p; 17 11:38p; 22 11:10a
The Woman in White 5556 (’48, Mystery)
Based on the novel by Wilkie Collins. A mansion
and its inhabitants are haunted by a strange spell.
Eleanor Parker, Alexis Smith, Sydney Greenstreet,
Gig Young. 9 (NR, 1:49) TCM March 20 1:30p
A Woman’s Face 555 (’41, Crime Drama)
On trial for murder, a woman remembers the
life she had before plastic surgery removed a
terrible facial scar. Joan Crawford, Melvyn Douglas,
Conrad Veidt, Reginald Owen. 9 (NR, 1:46) TCM
March 23 6a
A Woman’s World 556 (’54, Come-
dy-Drama) An automobile manufacturer brings
three district managers and their wives to New
York to evaluate them. Clifton Webb, June Allyson,
Van Heflin, Lauren Bacall. (NR, 1:34) FXM March
3 6:45a; 4 3a
Woodstock: Three Days of Peace &
Music (The Director’s Cut) 5556
(’70, Documentary) Performers at the 1969
outdoor rock concert include Joan Baez, Ten
Years After, the Who, Joe Cocker, Arlo Guthrie,
Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix. Richie Havens,
Joan Baez, Roger Daltrey, John Entwistle. (3:45)
(AL, N) AXSTV March 8 6p, 10p, HDMOV March 1
5:05a, 9p; 20 6:30a
The World Is Not Enough 556 (’99,
Action) James Bond serves as bodyguard to
the daughter of a late friend and faces a villain
who is impervious to pain. Pierce Brosnan, Sophie
Cable W
Marceau, Robert Carlyle, Denise Richards. (2:15)
(AS, V) EPIX March 27 10:45p; 28 9:15a, 5:50p
WORTH WINNING 55 (’89, Comedy) A
TV weatherman’s buddy bets him he cannot
talk three women into marriage, and prove it
on video. Mark Harmon, Madeleine Stowe, Lesley
Ann Warren, Maria Holvoe. (1:45) (AL, AS) RPLEX
March 2 6:03a; 7 7:15a; 26 7:13a
The Wraith 556 (’86, Action) The mysterious
driver of a turbocharged domestic car drag-races
an Arizona hot rodder in the desert. Charlie Sheen,
Nick Cassavetes, Griffin O’Neal, Randy Quaid. (1:35)
(AL, V) EPIX March 14 1:30a
Wrath of the Titans 56 (’12, Fantasy)
Perseus enlists the aid of Queen Andromeda,
Hephaestus and Poseidon’s son to rescue Zeus
from the underworld, defeat the Titans and
save mankind. Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson,
Ralph Fiennes, Edgar Ramirez. (2:15) (AS, V) TNT
March 26 3p
Wreck-It Ralph 5556 (’12, Children’s)
Animated. After years of losing to his adversary,
an arcade-game character grows tired of always
being the bad guy and takes matters into his own
hands to finally become a hero. Voices of John C.
Reilly, Sarah Silverman, Jack McBrayer, Jane Lynch.
(PG, 1:41) (AS, MV) DISN March 24 7p; 25 4:25p
Wrecker (’15, Suspense) A road trip turns into
pure terror when two best friends become the
target of a psychotic trucker who forces them
into a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse. Anna
Hutchison, Andrea Whitburn, Jennifer Koenig,
Michael Dickson. (1:56) (AL, AS) SYFY March 14
10:34a
Wristcutters: A Love Story 556 (’06,
Romance-Comedy) In the afterlife, a suicide
victim and his friend set out on a road trip to find
his ex-girlfriend, who also killed herself. Patrick
Fugit, Shannyn Sossamon, Shea Whigham, Leslie
Bibb. (1:30) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 28 12:55p
The Wrong Bed: Naked Pursuit (’17,
Drama) In a hotel, Stella wakes up handcuffed
to Owen. Messages they left themselves the night
before reveal that their lives are in danger. Before
they can unravel the truth, they are confronted
with the reality of their dangerous situation. Jewel
Staite, Corey Sevier. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 8a
The Wrong Boyfriend (’15, Drama) Adopted
by the wealthy Earnshaw family, a troubled
teen begins a doomed romance with his new
stepsister. Francesca Eastwood, James Caan, Sean
Flynn, Rachel Fox. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 25 12p,
LIFEMOV March 20 6p
The Wrong Man 555 (’56, Crime Drama) A
New York nightclub musician and his wife endure
an ordeal of mistaken identity. Henry Fonda, Vera
Miles, Anthony Quayle, Harold J. Stone. 9 (NR,
1:45) TCM March 24 3p
The Wrong Mother (’17, Suspense) An acci-
dent victim’s home nurse is the same woman she
used for an in vitro procedure. Now, the woman
wants her children back. Vanessa Marcil, Brooke
Nevin, Elizabeth Bond, Lisa Long. (2:00) LIFE March
17 6p, LIFEMOV March 19 8p; 20 12a; 31 12p
The Wrong Nanny (’17, Suspense) A woman
hires a seemingly perfect nanny to help with her
twin baby boys, only to discover that the young
woman is the daughter she gave up for adoption
at birth. Lindsay Hartley, Freya Tingley, Madison
Adams, Nicole Bilderback. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV
March 13 8p; 14 12a
Wrong Swipe (’16, Suspense) When Anna has
a difficult time getting close to people, her sister
creates a dating profile for her online. Anna starts
to message a handsome man until she starts
getting disturbing messages that a match is close
by. Anna Hutchison, Rhys Ward, Karissa Lee Staples,
Blake Berris. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 12 12p
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Wuthering Heights 555 (’39, Romance)
Emily Brontë’s gothic heroine Cathy loves sta-
bleboy Heathcliff but marries squire Edgar. Merle
Oberon, Laurence Olivier, David Niven, Flora Robson.
9 (NR, 1:43) TCM March 28 5:45a
Wyatt Earp’s Revenge (’12, Western) An
aged Wyatt Earp reflects on his career as a
lawman. Val Kilmer, Shawn Roberts, Matt Dallas,
Daniel Booko. (1:36) (AS, V) MPLEX March 8
11:12p; 9 8:25a; 17 5p, 11:59p; 21 1:02a, 7:24a,
3:25p
X animated. Yogi, Boo Boo and Ranger Smith team
X-Men 555 (’00, Action) Professor Xavier
leads Wolverine and other superheroes against
Magneto, a mutant who would rule humanity.
Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Famke
Janssen. (PG-13, 1:44) (AS, V) ENCR-W March 24
3:37a, 10:04a, 10:55p; 28 10:43p; 29 9:12a,
EBLACK March 5 9:27a, 6:13p; 9 7:33a, 9:21p;
18 3:29a, 11:41a, 8:13p, EACTN March 3 1:42a,
10:27a, 6:13p; 13 10:28a, 5:53p; 14 7:02a; 26
1:45a, 8:28a, 5:32p
X-Men: Days of Future Past 555
(’14, Action) The X-Men join forces with their
younger selves in order to change the past and
save mankind’s future as well as their own. Hugh
Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jen-
nifer Lawrence. (3:30) (AL, AS, N, V) FX March 23
10p; 24 4:30p
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS 555 (’11, Action)
Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr work with
other mutants to prevent a nuclear nightmare,
but a situation soon tears the close friends apart.
James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Rose Byrne,
Jennifer Lawrence. (3:15) (AL, AS, BN, V) FREEFM
March 3 10:45p; 4 8:30p
X-Men 2 555 (’03, Action) After a mutant-hat-
ing militarist named Stryker invades their school,
the X-Men must join forces with Magneto to
rescue Professor Xavier and neutralize the threat
posed by Stryker. Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman,
Ian McKellen, Halle Berry. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC
March 17 2:30p; 18 1:30a; 19 4p; 20 12:40a
XXX 556 (’02, Action) A government agent
recruits an athlete to stop an anarchist from using
biological and chemical weapons. Vin Diesel, Asia
Argento, Marton Csokas, Samuel L. Jackson. (3:00)
(AL, AS, V) PARMT March 10 12p, 6p
xXx: Return of Xander Cage 55 (’17,
Action) Daredevil operative Xander Cage springs
into action when four dangerous criminals steal
Pandora’s Box, a device that controls every mili-
tary satellite in the world. Vin Diesel, Donnie Yen,
Deepika Padukone, Kris Wu. (1:50) (AL, AS, V) EPIX
March 4 8p; 5 9a, 2:25p; 31 10:10a, 8p
Y casts to guard his New Mexico ranch. Emilio
A Yank on the Burma Road 55 (’42,
Action) A celebrated New York cabbie is pressed
into service for a perilous journey through World
War II China. Barry Nelson, Laraine Day, Stuart Craw-
ford, Keye Luke. 9 (NR, 1:05) TCM March 14 9a
The Yards 556 (’00, Crime Drama) A friend’s
lure of easy money draws an ex-con into the cor-
rupt world of his uncle’s subway-train business.
Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix, Charlize Theron,
James Caan. (1:58) (AL, AS, BN, V) IPLEX March 2
12:54p, 9p; 8 3:30p; 9 12:39a; 17 12p; 26 7:02p;
27 2:18a
Year One 55 (’09, Comedy) Two lazy primitives
begin an epic journey through the ancient world
after they are banished from their village. Jack
Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt, David Cross. (PG-
13, 1:37) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 2 12:37a; 23
4:24a, ECLASS March 17 1:11a, 2:05p
54 Channel Guide Magazine
MOVIES
THE YEARLING 5555 (’46, Children’s) A pet
deer changes a boy and his parents, pioneering
farmers in Florida after the Civil War. Gregory
Peck, Jane Wyman, Claude Jarman Jr., Chill Wills.
(G, 2:08) TCM March 3 2:30p
Yield to the Night 556 (’56, Crime Drama)
In the shadow of her impending execution, an
anguished woman recounts the chain of events
which drove her to murder. Diana Dors, Yvonne
Mitchell, Michael Craig 9 (NR, 1:39) TCM March
30 5p
Yogi Bear 56 (’10, Children’s) Live action/
up to stop the mayor from closing Jellystone Park
and selling it to loggers. Voice of Dan Aykroyd,
Voice of Justin Timberlake, Anna Faris, Tom Cava-
nagh. (1:30) (AS) FREEFM March 18 7a
You Got Served 55 (’04, Drama) Street danc-
ers work together to win a competition worth
$50,000 and a spot in a music video. Marques
Houston, Omarion Grandberry, Jarell Houston,
DeMario Thornton. (3:00) (AS) BET March 9 7p;
10 2p; 16 5p
YOU GOT SERVED: BEAT THE
WORLD (’11, Drama) Three dance crews
prepare for the International Beat the World
competition in Detroit. Tyrone Brown, Mishael
Morgan, Ray Johnson, Kristy Flores. (3:00) (AL,
AS) BET March 10 8p
You Killed My Mother (’17, Suspense) After
being told her mother doesn’t qualify for a liver
transplant, a disturbed teen attacks and injures
a hospital nurse. When she’s released from a
mental hospital years later, she seeks revenge
on those she blames for her mother’s death.
Carlena Britch, Ashley Jones, Seamus Patterson,
Noam Jenkins. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 9
10p; 10 2a; 25 6p
Young Bess 5556 (’53, Historical Drama)
Henry VIII’s daughter Elizabeth has a forbidden
romance with naval hero Thomas Seymour. Jean
Simmons, Stewart Granger, Charles Laughton, Debo-
rah Kerr. (NR, 1:52) TCM March 7 10:15a
Young Bill Hickok 56 (’40, Western) The
frontier hero sings and saves Civil War gold
with his sidekick. Roy Rogers, George “Gabby”
Hayes, Jacqueline Wells, John Miljan. 9 (NR, :59)
EWESTN March 24 7:05a
Young Cassidy 5556 (’65, Biography)
Dublin playwright Sean O’Casey loves a librarian,
sleeps with a chorus girl and meets Yeats. Rod
Taylor, Maggie Smith, Julie Christie, Flora Robson.
(NR, 1:47) TCM March 17 10:45a; 28 2:30p
Young Guns 556 (’88, Western) An English
aristocrat hires Billy the Kid and five other out-
Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips,
Charlie Sheen. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN, V) AMC March 8
8p; 9 2p; 13 8p; 14 3p
Young Guns II 556 (’90, Western) Billy the
Kid and his gang gallop to Mexico, chased by a
federal posse led by Pat Garrett. Emilio Estevez,
Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christian
Slater. (2:30) (V) AMC March 8 10:30p; 9 4:30p;
13 10:30p; 14 5:30p
The Young Lovers 556 (’64, Drama) Col-
lege students become casual lovers, leading to
conflicts over marriage and abortion. Peter Fonda,
Sharon Hugueny, Nick Adams, Deborah Walley. 9
(NR, 1:50) TCM March 13 9:30a
The Young Swingers 56 (’63, Musical) A
singer charms the niece of a businesswoman out
to close down his nightclub. Rod Lauren, Molly
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
Bee, Gene McDaniels 9 (NR, 1:11) FXM March
6 4:05a; 7 3a
Z
Zee and Co. 55 (’72, Drama) A London archi-
tect’s raging wife finally gets even with him for
his affair with a widow. Elizabeth Taylor, Michael
Caine, Susannah York, Margaret Leighton. (PG, 1:50)
(AL, AS, BN) TCM March 16 1:30a
ZIEGFELD FOLLIES 5555 (’46, Musical)
Showman Flo Ziegfeld looks down from heaven
on a dream revue including Gene Kelly and Lucille
Ball. William Powell, Judy Garland, Fred Astaire,
Lucille Ball. (NR, 1:50) TCM March 22 3p
Zodiac 5556 (’07, Crime Drama) Investiga-
tors and reporters become obsessed with finding
the elusive serial killer terrorizing San Francisco
in the late 1960s and ’70s. Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark
Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr., Anthony Edwards. (2:40)
(AL, AS, V) EPIX March 7 10p; 8 9:10a, 5:20p; 29
12:05a, 6:45a, 3:15p
Zoe Gone (’14, Suspense) A detective tries to
help a teenager find her kidnapped baby. Jean
Louisa Kelly, Andrea Bowen, Alexandra Holden,
Sammi Hanratty. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 9 6a
Zombie Honeymoon 555 (’04, Horror)
A woman tries to adapt to the new behavior of
her husband after an encounter with a zombie
leaves him in a similar state. Tracy Coogan, Graham
Sibley, Tonya Cornelisse, David M. Wallace. (1:30)
(AL, AS, GV, N) FLIX-W March 14 1:15a; 30 2:30a
Zombieland 555 (’09, Comedy) Survivors of
a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dis-
patch the undead as they make their way toward
a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. Woody
Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Abigail
Breslin. (R, 1:27) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March 10
8:30p; 11 11:35a, 5:45p; 14 4:23p, 10:40p; 15
8:53a; 23 9p; 24 4:36p; 29 7:41a, 7:30p; 30 3:40a
Zombies (’18, Adventure) A zombie and a
cheerleader work together to show the town
of Seabrook what they can achieve when they
embrace their differences and celebrate what
makes them a community. Milo Manheim, Meg
Donnelly, Trevor Tordjman, Kylee Russell. (NR, 1:30)
DISN March 2 7:15p; 5 4p; 18 7p; 21 4p; 30 9p;
31 6:15p
Zookeeper 56 (’11, Comedy) When their shy
caretaker decides he needs to switch careers to
find a woman, zoo animals reveal their secret
ability to talk and teach him how to woo the
ladies. Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb,
Ken Jeong. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 18 2:30p,
7:30p
Zoolander 2 56 (’16, Comedy) A special
agent recruits former models Derek Zoolander
and Hansel to save the world’s most beautiful
people from a deadly plot. Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson,
Will Ferrell, Penélope Cruz. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) EPIX
March 10 10:15p; 11 9:55a, 6:15p
Zoom 56 (’06, Children’s) A former superhero
returns to work at a private academy to whip a
group of ragtag youths into a new generation of
heroes. Tim Allen, Courteney Cox Arquette, Spencer
Breslin, Kate Mara. (PG, 1:28) (AL, AS) FXM March
7 12p, FXX March 18 4a
ZOOTOPIA 5556 (’16, Children’s) Ani-
mated. Rookie police rabbit Judy Hopps works
with a wily fox to solve a mysterious case in the
mammal metropolis of Zootopia. Voices of Ginnifer
Goodwin, Jason Bateman, Shakira, Idris Elba. (PG,
1:48) (AS) DISN March 25 8p; 26 6:10p
ZORBA THE GREEK 5555 (’64, Drama)
A lusty Greek peasant shows a British writer how
to live and run a lignite mine. Anthony Quinn, Alan
Bates, Irene Papas, Lila Kedrova. 9 (NR, 2:22)
(AS, BN, V) FXM March 1 12:30a, 7:30a; 16 9:35a;
17 12:30a
Zouzou 555 (’34, Comedy-Drama) A Creole
laundress takes a stage star’s place on opening
night, and the audience loves her. Joséphine Baker,
Jean Gabin, Yvette Lebon, Illa Meery. 9 (NR, 1:40)
TCM March 5 1:15a
[SPECIALS]
AWARDS
THE OSCARS Honors for achievements in film
take place in Los Angeles. (3:00) ABC March 4 5p
2018 FILM INDEPENDENT SPIRIT
AWARDS Independent filmmakers are hon-
ored and it’s the best and only awards show
held on a beach. (TVMA, 2:30) IFC-E March 3 2p,
7p; 4 3:30a, 8:30a
BIOGRAPHICAL
Led Zeppelin: Dazed and Confused From
humble beginnings to status as rock gods. (1:00)
OVATN March 7 11:30p
BUSINESS
Retire Safe & Secure With Ed Slott
Protecting savings to ensure a comfortable
retirement. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 2 10:30p; 3
2p; 4 8p; 5 2a; 10 2:30a, 10a; 17 6:30a; 18 3:30a
CHILDREN’S SPECIALS
Curious George Swings Into Spring
George tries to spread his spring fever to Hundley
the dog. (TVY, 1:00) KLVX March 20 8:30a; 23
8:30a, KOCE March 20 8:30a, 2p; 23 8:30a, 2p,
PBS March 20 8:30a, 2p; 23 8:30a, 2p; 25 9a, KPBS
March 20 8:30a, 2p; 23 8:30a, 2p
First Communion Mischievous boys find trea-
sure in the tabernacle. (TVY, :30) EWTN March
21 1:30p; 31 6a
The First Saturdays for Kids Sister Lucia
teaches the First Saturdays devotion; explains
the origins of devotion. (TVG, :30) EWTN March
3 6:30a
God’s Footprint Animated. The childhood and
priesthood of Saint Josemaria Escriva. (TVY, :30)
EWTN March 7 1:30p
Madeline Sing Along: Madeline and
Her Friends Animated. The French schoolgirl
sings with her friends. (TVG, :33) EFAMLY March
1 4:40a; 14 6:26a, 11:46a
Mickey’s Trailer Animated. A steep mountain
road nearly wrecks a vacation. (2:00) TCM March
29 7p
NICKELODEON’S 2018 KIDS’ CHOICE
AWARDS Children choose favorites from
across the worlds of film, television, music and
pop culture. (1:30) NICK March 24 8p
COMEDY
Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger The comic
performs in South Africa, the Apollo Theatre in
New York and in London. (TVMA, 1:30) COM
March 11 4a
Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts Tosh goes
beyond his irreverent musings on all things Web
and unleashes his unique point of view. (TV14,
1:00) COM March 23 10p; 24 1a
Daniel Tosh: People Pleaser Daniel Tosh
takes on everyone, including couples who can’t
conceive and parents of sick children. (TVMA,
1:00) COM March 23 11p; 24 2a
Gina Yashere: Laughing To America
Gina Yashere performs her hilarious stand-up
routine. (1:10) EBLACK March 5 6:45a; 10 1a; 15
1:55p; 16 6:12a; 20 2:28a, 8:42a
Jasper Redd: Jazz Talk Comedian Jasper
Redd performs comedy set to Jazz music. (1:05)
EBLACK March 2 2:50a; 6 6:18a; 14 3:17p
Jay Pharoah: Can I Be Me? The comic per-
forms celebrity impressions including Chris Rock
and Barack Obama. (TVMA, 1:06) EBLACK March
6 3:41a; 10 8:58a; 11 4:11a; 25 7:33a; 29 2:53a
Kevin Hart: I’m a Grown Little Man Kev-
in’s unique style of comedy is what entertains
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 his audience during his stand-up performances.
(TV14, 1:00) COM March 9 11p; 10 1:30a
Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain The comic
uses his self-deprecating humor to keep the audi-
ence wanting more. (TVMA, 1:00) COM March 2
11p; 3 12:30a
Trader Hound A humanized dog explores Africa
with a sheik. (1:30) TCM March 10 5a
COOKING
America’s Home Cooking: Eat Your
Veggies! Meat-free appetizers, main courses,
beverages and desserts, including caponata and
veggie chili. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 17 11:30a
Dinner at Tiffani’s Tiffani Thiessen cooks
dinner and hosts a party for some of her former
cast mates. (TVG, 1:00) COOK March 19 4a
Patti LaBelle’s Place Patti LaBelle shares
her home-cooked meals. (TVG, 1:00) COOK March
25 8a
United States of Burgers Chef Todd Fisher
travels the country to continue searching for the
best burgers in America. (TVPG, 1:00) DEST March
22 1a; 28 5a
United States of Steak Chef Todd Fisher
looks for the best steak in America. (TVPG, 1:00)
DEST March 22 2a; 28 4a
CULTURE
Bermuda Triangle: Science of the
Abyss Examining if time-shifting fogs and
underwater aliens cause boats and planes to
disappear. (TVPG, 1:00) SCI March 4 4p, 11:12p;
24 4p, 11:12p
DOCUMENTARY
The 685-Lb. Teen Justin Williamson is the most
overweight teenager in the U.S. (1:00) TLC March
1 1:08a; 6 3p; 14 11a; 20 10p; 21 1a
The 685-Lb. Teen: Supersized Justin is
the heaviest teen in the country and wants to
undergo life-altering weight-loss surgery. (TVPG,
1:01) TLC March 1 10p; 2 1a
9/11: As We Watched Recounting the story
of 9/11 through the unflinching eye of ABC News.
(TVMA, 1:00) AHC March 8 1p; 9 12a
Aerial Ireland A sky-high tour over Ireland
reveals its towering cliffs, rolling hills and
ancient ruins. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 17 2p;
23 1p; 26 3a
Aerial New Zealand An aerial tour over New
Zealand showcases a diverse world of snow-
capped mountains. (TVG, 1:00) SMITH March 23
2p; 26 4a
Air Theatre: The Story of Augustine
Institute Radio Theatre Documenting the
Augustine Institute’s efforts to reclaim the arts
for the New Evangelization. (TVG, :30) EWTN
March 5 12a
Al Capone: Icon The impact of Al Capone on
American culture, including why people are fas-
cinated by his story. (TV14, 1:00) KLVX March 21
1a, KOCE March 20 8p; 21 2a; 22 4a, PBS March
20 8p; 21 1a; 22 3a; 24 4a; 25 3a
AL CAPONE: PUBLIC ENEMY 1 As
the first superstar gangster, Al Capone’s public
image brings about his downfall. (TV14, 1:00)
AHC March 3 7p, 10p; 10 6p, 9p; 11 12a; 17 5p,
8p; 18 12a; 24 4p, 11p
Alien Earths Scientists discover strange new
worlds beyond Earth’s solar system. (TVPG, 1:00)
NATGEO March 27 3a
Aliens on the Moon: The Truth Exposed
An alternative take on the 1969 lunar landing.
(TV14, 2:00) DEST March 17 2p
The Allman Brothers Band: After the
Crash The music of The Allman Brothers Band.
(2:00) AXSTV March 11 2p
America Before Columbus Evidence
reveals that the country already had millions
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of inhabitants before Europeans arrived. (TVPG,
2:00) NATGEO March 5 6p
American Beaver One determined rodent
faces the challenges of predators and the ele-
ments. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 27 7p, 10p
American Creed A diverse group of Americans
explores whether a unifying set of beliefs can
bring people together. (TVPG, 1:00) KOCE March
5 9p; 6 3a, PBS March 2 3a; 4 4a; 5 9p
American Masters This Is Bob Hope
... Personal archives and clips from films and TV
shows illustrate the career of entertainer Bob
Hope. (TVPG, 1:00) KPBS March 11 1:30a; 13 12p;
15 2a; 19 3a
American Sniper: The Real Story The life
of Chris Kyle, the sniper that the movie “American
Sniper” is based on. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4
12p; 19 9a, 12p, 3p
America’s Badlands The Badlands are home
to the American bison, the black-tailed prairie
dog and the burrowing owl. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH
March 14 9p; 15 12a; 20 9a
America’s Haunted Houses Exploring
haunted houses across the United States, includ-
ing the site of the Amityville horror. (TVG, 1:00)
DEST March 20 6a
Amy Winehouse: The Legacy Amy
Winehouse was one of the most discussed sing-
er-songwriters of her generation. Her soulful
voice won her critical acclaim, scores of awards
and fans from all walks of life. (1:00) REELZ March
12 8a, 11a, 2p
An Animal ... My Vacation! True tales of
animals wrecking family vacations in hilarious
ways, with home video footage. (TV14, 1:00)
NATGEO March 20 4p
Anna Nicole Smith: Behind Closed
Doors The highs and lows of Anna Nicole-
Smith’s life. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ March 25 8a
Anna-Nicole Smith’s Last Hours Dr. Rich-
ard Shepherd investigates the death of Anna
Nicole Smith. (TV14, 1:00) REELZ March 17 3p
Anne Morrow Lindbergh: You’ll Have
the Sky The life and work of writer Anne
Morrow Lindbergh. (TVG, :30) KLVX March 29 10p
Aryan Brotherhood In the 1960s a secretive
criminal gang begins recruiting in California’s
maximum-security penitentiaries. (1:00) NATGEO
March 3 9p
Attack of the Big Cats Lions, tigers, jaguars,
and leopards are the only big cats. (TVPG, 1:00)
NGWLD March 1 6a
Baby Bodybuilders Inside the competitive
lives of preteens who eat, sleep and breathe
bodybuilding. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 1 4a
Battle of the Swamp Dragons Comparing
both alligators and crocodiles to see which is
the fiercest predator. (1:00) NGWLD March 3 10a
Behind Bars: Women Unchained An
experimental prison for female inmates provides
jobs and freedom of movement. (TV14, 2:00)
A&E March 1 12p
Big Sur: Wild California Battles for sur-
vival are fought in the wilderness. (1:00) NGWLD
March 9 9a
Biker Chicks: Leather and Lace Women
living among American outlaw bikers often see
sexism and violence. (TV14, 4:00) NATGEO March
22 5a
Bite, Sting, Kill The secrets of creatures that
bite, sting and kill. (1:00) NGWLD March 1 5p,
8p; 8 4a
Black Wings African American aviators stories;
Tuskegee Airmen. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 29
9a
Brittany Murphy: Case Closed Actress
Brittany Murphy’s death remains a mystery with
many unanswered questions. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 18 5a
Brooklyn’s Russian Gangsters Hardcore
Russian gangsters emigrate to Brooklyn during
the Cold War and ally themselves with the mob
MOVIES
to pursue their version of the American dream.
(TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 21 3p
Bruno Mars: Just the Way I Am This doc-
umentary chronicles the rise of musician Bruno
Mars. (TVPG, 1:00) OVATN March 28 12a
BUGSY SIEGEL: GODFATHER OF
VEGAS Bugsy Siegel’s development of the
Las Vegas Strip was impeded by Mafia rules.
(TV14, 1:00) AHC March 10 7p, 10p; 17 6p, 9p;
18 1a; 24 5p, 8p; 25 12a
Built On Faith: the Church of the Holy
Sepulchre A look inside the church where
Jesus Christ was crucified, buried and resurrected.
(TVG, :30) EWTN March 27 1p; 31 11a
CARRIE FISHER: THE PRICE OF
FAME Carrie Fisher was introduced to drugs
at a young age, which marked the beginning
of her addictions. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4
6p, 9p; 9 5p, 8p
Carrie Underwood: Country Idol Carrie
Underwood and her fast track to stardom. (TV14,
1:15) AXSTV March 6 9:30a
Castle Ghosts of Scotland Glamis Castle,
Duntrune Castle and Fyvie Castle. (TVPG, 1:00)
DEST March 25 7a
Cat Fight The secret tactics of the Animal
Kingdom’s most ferocious feline fighters. (1:00)
NGWLD March 31 11a
Charlie Sheen: Fame and Scandal A look
at what it is about Charlie Sheen that always lets
him to rise above his many scandals. (TVPG, 2:00)
REELZ March 11 6a
Chasing Evel: The Robbie Knievel
Story Robbie Knievel’s pursuit to continue his
father’s (Evel Knievel) legacy. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ
March 11 12p
Chernobyl Disaster: As We Watched The
Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in Ukraine cre-
ated the worst atomic energy accident in history.
(TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 4 12p; 8 5p, 8p; 23 12p
China’s Megatomb Revealed Unearthing
the terrible secrets hidden in the tomb of China’s
first emperor. (TV14, 2:00) NATGEO March 5 2p
Chris Farley: Scandal and Legacy Behind
Chris Farley’s genius was a dark turn to drugs,
alcohol and stunts. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 10
8a; 23 9a, 12p, 3p
Cobra Mafia The impressive firepower and
fearsome reputation of the cobra family. (1:00)
NGWLD March 23 8a
Colored Frames Black artists discuss their
influences and inspirations. (TVPG, 1:00) KBTC
March 6 6p; 7 4a; 13 6p; 14 4a; 20 6p; 21 4a;
27 6p; 28 4a
Conquering Niagara For some thrill-seekers
the allure of the falls is overwhelming. (TVPG,
1:00) NATGEO March 28 7p
The Coronation Queen Elizabeth II shares
memories of her coronation. (TVPG, 1:15) SMITH
March 3 8p, 11p; 14 3p; 27 1p
Cougar v. Wolf Nature’s most vicious cat-and-
dog rivalry. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 5 10a
Dark Secrets of the Lusitania An expe-
dition ventures deep into the wreck of the
Lusitania. (2:00) NATGEO March 19 11a
David Duchovny: Fame & Scandal Actor
David Duchovny gained a cult following as FBI
agent Fox Mulder in “The X-Files.” (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 11 5a
The Death of Mussolini Mystery still
surrounds the death of Italian dictator Benito
Mussolini. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 14 5p, 8p
Deep Sea Killers The ocean’s predators use
their remarkable weapons and skills. (TV14, 1:00)
NGWLD March 1 6p, 9p; 8 5a
Cable Specials
Detroit Gang Squad The squad tries to solve
a gang shooting at a schoolbus stop. (TV14, 1:00)
NATGEO March 21 4p
Diana: Conspiracy Theories An in-depth
look into the life and death of Lady Diana; with
interviews and exclusive footage. (TVPG, 1:00)
OVATN March 27 1a
Diana: The Day We Said Goodbye
Recounting Diana’s funeral and a stunning trib-
ute to the princess. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March
3 1p; 16 12p
The Distant Drummer: Flowers Of
Darkness The history of opium and pres-
ent-day usage of heroin. (:30) TCM March 31
2:30a
Donnie Brasco: The Real Story Joe
Pistone goes under cover as Donnie Brasco to
investigate the Mafia. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March
19 7a, 10a, 1p
The Doobie Brothers: Let the Music
Play ’Let The Music Play’ is the authorized
story of The Doobie Brothers. There were spo-
radic reunions in the eighties before the band
reformed permanently in the early nineties and
have continued touring and recording ever since.
(2:00) AXSTV March 10 6a
Down to the Earth’s Core Explore the
hidden world beneath our feet. (2:00) NATGEO
March 27 4a
Drain Alcatraz Draining the waters around
Alcatraz reveals the infamous prison’s deepest
secrets. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 19 10p
Drain the Ocean The mountains, canyons,
plains and volcanos that exist below the waves.
(TVG, 2:00) NATGEO March 19 4p
Drain the Ocean: WWII Exploring the hidden
graveyard of ships beneath the ocean. (TVPG,
1:00) NATGEO March 19 8p
Drain the Pirate City Revealing the 33-acre
sunken city of Port Royal in Jamaica’s Kingston
Harbor for the first time. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO
March 19 6p
Easter Island Underworld Explorers and
scientists attempt to map the vast cave system
beneath the island. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March
5 8p, 11p
El Chapo: Caught! The DEA, Homeland Secu-
rity, U.S. Marshals Service, and Mexican marines
take down El Chapo. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March
3 4p, 11p
Elizabeth Taylor: An Intimate Portrait
Peter Lawford hosts this 1975 biography of the
award-winning actress and Hollywood legend.
(1:15) TCM March 16 1:45p
Facing Putin The story of Vladimir Putin, told
by those who know him. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO
March 26 1p
Facing Saddam Seeing Saddam through eyes
of those who survived his terror. (TV14, 1:00)
NATGEO March 26 2p
Forbidden Tomb of Genghis Khan
Explorer Albert Lin embarks on a quest to find
and preserve the lost tomb of Genghis Khan.
(TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 5 4p
The Freaky Fish Film-maker Natail Tesche
takes a closer look as seahorses. (TVPG, 1:00)
NGWLD March 22 10a
Freddie Mercury - The Great Pretender
Revealed A behind-the-scenes look at the two
years that changed Freddie Mercury’s life. (TVPG,
2:00) REELZ March 12 3p
Galapagos Sites and creatures of the islands
that changed the world. (TVG, 3:00) NGWLD
March 22 12p
Ghost Ships of the Black Sea The Black
Sea water’s unique chemistry makes it a treasure
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trove for marine archaeologists. (TVPG, 1:00)
NATGEO March 19 9a
Girls Who Don’t Age Destined to live their
lives as toddlers, three girls may help unlock the
secrets of aging. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 5 8p;
6 1:08a; 13 11a
Gladsome Light An introspective look at the
monastic work and prayer life of the monks of
Holy Transfiguration Skete as they go about
their day-to-day duties. (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March
1 2a; 3 1p
Great Snakes How snakes have adapted to
evolution in nature. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March
6 10a
Grizzly Empire An Alaskan brown bear cub
struggles to survive after a terrible tragedy tears
his family apart. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 13
7p, 10p; 20 6a
HAMILTON, ONE SHOT TO BROAD-
WAY The hit musical changes Broadway and
gains acclaim for its creator Lin-Manuel Miranda.
(TVPG, 2:00) OVATN March 7 7p; 18 9a
Heath Ledger’s Legacy Academy Award-win-
ning actor Heath Ledger’s rise to stardom leads
to his death at the age of 28. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 18 6a
Hitler: Suicide or Survivor? Investigating
whether Adolf Hitler really died in a bunker under
Berlin at the end of WWII. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March
7 6p, 9p; 14 7p, 10p; 21 4p, 11p
Hitler’s Riches Hitler’s last will and testament
and new insights. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 1
2p; 24 6p
The Hittites The Bronze Age superpower’s cul-
ture helps shape the world. (TVPG, 2:30) SMITH
March 9 2p; 17 4:30p
Hope and Healing In the Holy Land: the
Story of the Good Friday Collection
The work and activities of the Franciscans in the
Holy Land, who protect the Holy Shrines. (TVG,
:30) EWTN March 29 2p; 31 9:30a
The Human Face of God In the Holy
Veil of Manopello The Holy Face of Manop-
pello may be the Veil of Veronica. (TVG, :30) EWTN
March 27 8p; 29 3:30a; 30 10:30p
Humanity From Space Tracing humankind’s
influence over the planet. (TVPG, 2:00) KLVX
March 1 3:30p; 6 2a
Hunt for the Super Predator The search for
a shark-devouring underwater predator. (TVPG,
1:00) SMITH March 28 8p, 11p
Hunting the Hammerhead A scientist
explores the mysteries of the hammerhead shark
using technology and dissection. (1:00) SMITH
March 28 9p; 29 12a
Icy Killers: Secrets of Alaska’s Salmon
Shark Once a year, two migrations of preda-
tors gather in Alaska to attack millions of Pacific
salmon. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 22 9a
ILM — Industrial Light & Magic: Creat-
ing The Impossible Celebrating the 35th
anniversary of the design studio. (TVPG, 1:01)
EFAMLY March 3 12:09a; 7 1:58a, MPLEX March
13 11:58p
Inside Area 52 Few have ever heard about the
ultra top-secret military base in the Utah desert
known as Area 52. (TVPG, 1:00) DEST March 31 3p
Inside Story: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Matthew Broderick stars in the 1986 coming-of-
age comedy. (TV14, 2:00) FYI March 5 8a
Inside the Cult of Satan Satanism is a reli-
gion with thousands of devotees; unearthing
Satanism’s origins, tales and beliefs. (TV14, 1:00)
AHC March 7 7p, 10p; 14 4p, 11p
INTO THE NIGHT: PORTRAITS OF
LIFE AND DEATH An astrophysicist,
preacher, philosopher and artisanal mortician
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reflect on questions of mortality. (TV14, 2:00)
KLVX March 26 9p; 27 2a, KOCE March 26 9p; 27 3a,
KPBS March 26 9p, PBS March 26 9p; 28 4a; 30 2a
Iran Hostage Crisis: As We Watched
The Iran hostage crisis, from the seizure of the
American embassy to the high-stakes negoti-
ations. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 4 8a; 8 6p, 9p;
23 1p; 24 12a
James Brown: R&B Legend James Brown
is said to have been more essential to modern
music than any other man. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 31 11p
Jerry Garcia’s Will When Jerry Garcia dies
in 1995, he leaves behind a multimillion-dollar
estate. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 29 8a, 11a, 2p
JFK: The Final Hours The final day of Ken-
nedy’s life through first-hand accounts. (TVPG,
2:00) NATGEO March 17 8p
JFK: The Lost Bullet Scanning methods and
high-definition technology are applied to films
of the assassination of JFK. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO
March 17 10p
Jim Morrison’s Last Hours Jim Morriso,
one of rock music’s controversial icons, had an
established reputation as a rebel. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 24 3p
Jim Morrison’s Legacy Doors lead singer Jim
Morrison died in a Paris bathtub at just 27 and
left a musical legacy. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March
24 10a; 29 7a, 10a, 1p
JOAN RIVERS: IT HAPPENED HERE
Legendary comic Joan Rivers was a woman ahead
of her time; she was a talented New York comic.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 6p, 9p; 22 5p, 8p
Joan Rivers’ Last Hours An in-depth look at
the life and career of comic and host Joan Rivers.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 7p, 10p; 22 6p, 9p
Jonestown Massacre: As We Watched
In 1978, Jim Jones lures his followers to
Jonestown, Guyana, where he commits a mass
murder-suicide. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 4 11a; 8
7p, 10p; 23 2p; 24 1a
Jonestown: The Women Behind the
Massacre Four women in cult leader Jim
Jones’ inner circle play roles in the 1978
Jonestown massacre. (TV14, 1:00) A&E March 5
7p, 8p, 11:03p; 6 12:03a, 3:04a
Kamikaze Japan’s killer planes, rocket bombs
and super torpedoes. (TVPG, 1:00) KLVX March
21 11p; 23 4:30p
Kanye West: Outspoken Learning about
the Grammy winner’s relationship with Kim Kar-
dashian and how he rose to fame. (TVMA, 1:00)
OVATN March 14 11:30p
Keith Richards: Fame and Scandal Keith
Richards is a musician, singer, songwriter and
founding member of The Rolling Stones. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 24 7a
Ken Burns: America’s Storyteller Ken
Burns relays behind-the-scenes stories about his
films and talks about his creative methods. (1:30)
KPBS March 10 2p; 12 12p; 13 3:30a
Kid Tycoons Three child entrepreneurs give their
all to build their family businesses into empires.
(TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 1 3a
Kids With Tourettes Three boys with
Tourette’s syndrome go through a pioneering
treatment program. (1:00) DLC March 25 4p
Kiefer Sutherland: Fame and Scandal
Following in his famous parents’ footsteps, actor
Kiefer Sutherland found stardom quickly. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 11 9a
Killer Seals Grey seals face a changing world
due to declining fish stocks and attacks from
fearsome predators. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March
2 6a; 6 7p, 10p; 13 6a
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
Killer Whales: The Mega Hunt A newly
discovered mega-hunt is happening off the coast
of South Africa. In an epic annual spectacle in
False Bay, a pod of cunning killer whales hunt
5,000 common dolphins. (2:00) APL-E March 20
6p, APL March 20 9p
Kingdom of the Blue Whale The breeding
and calving grounds of the biggest mammals in
the sea. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March 25 12p
Korean War: Greatest Tank Battles In
1950 the world is caught off guard as North
Korea launches a massive armored assault into
South Korea. This is the story of the American
tankers who rush to the aid of the South and
the bloody battles they fight up and down the
Korean Peninsula. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 10 11a
KURT COBAIN: IT HAPPENED HERE
As an alternative rock legend, Kurt Cobain
changes the course of music history with a
single song. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 24 6p,
9p; 29 5p, 8p
Kurt Cobain’s Legacy An in-depth look at the
life and career of musician Kurt Cobain, the front
man for Nirvana. (TV14, 1:00) REELZ March 24 9a
LA Riots: As We Watched The LA riots of
1992 shocked the nation. It was the most deadly
civil unrest in American history. (TV14, 1:00) AHC
March 8 3p; 9 2a
Land Of 10,000 Grizzlies Isolated wildlife
flourishes in Russia’s Far East; millions of salmon
attract grizzly bears. (1:00) NGWLD March 30 10a
Life After Chernobyl The first scientists with
unlimited access to the Chernobyl danger zone
explore the impact on the environment and wild-
life since being in the most contaminated area
on Earth for the last 30 years. (TVPG, 1:00) APL-E
March 13 8p, APL March 13 11p
Lockup Down Under Behind the scenes of
the Special Handling Unit of Australia’s toughest
jail, Casuarina Maximum Security. (TV14, 1:00)
NATGEO March 3 11p
Lost City of Gladiators The remains of the
only school for gladiators ever discovered are
outside of Rome. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 6
3p; 11 3p; 21 1p; 26 9p; 27 12a; 28 9a
The Lost JFK Tapes: The Assassination
News footage, radio reports, audio recordings
and home movies of the day the president died.
(TVPG, 2:00) NATGEO March 17 11p
Lost Treasures of the Maya Snake
Kings LiDAR technology reveals that the Maya
civilization was much larger than previously
thought. (1:00) NATGEO March 5 9a
Lottery Changed My Life III The lives of
jackpot winners and the incredible changes
they’ve made in their lives. (TVG, 1:00) TLC
March 17 4a
Madeleine McCann: 10 Years Later This
special exposes the truth behind the investigation
into the disappearance of Madeleine McCann.
(1:15) OXYG March 17 9:15p; 18 6:30a, 7:45a; 24
7p, 9:15p; 25 6:30a, 7:45a; 31 7p, 9:15p
THE MAFIA KINGPIN Arnold Rothstein is
infamous for fixing the 1919 World Series. (TV14,
1:00) AHC March 17 7p, 10p; 24 6p, 9p; 25 1a;
31 5p, 8p
MAFIA VS. JFK Mob boss Santo Trafficante
Jr.’s criminal empire is overturned by the Cuban
Revolution. (1:00) AHC March 24 7p, 10p; 31 6p, 9p
The Man of the Shroud The history and
scientific study of the Holy Shroud. (TVG, :30)
EWTN March 26 10:30a, 2:30p; 30 8p; 31 7:30a
Manhattan Mob Rampage Little Vic Amuso
and Gaspipe Casso brought the New York mob
to its knees. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 21 2p
Manson: The Prison Tapes Archival news
reports, photos and interviews paint a searing
portrait of 1960’s LA. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March
4 10a
Marilyn Monroe: Final Reveal Examining
many of the questions surrounding the death
of Marilyn Monroe. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March
25 11p
MARILYN MONROE: IT HAPPENED
HERE On Aug. 5, 1962, silver screen legend
Marilyn Monroe is found dead in her home.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 5p, 8p; 22 4p, 7p
MARVIN GAYE: IT HAPPENED HERE
Soul music legend Marvin Gaye’s life was cut
short when he was shot and killed by his own
father. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 6p, 9p
Mass Extinction: Life at the Brink The
mass extinctions of our past and what it means
for us. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 7 2p; 18 2p;
20 3p; 25 3a
Mater Redemptoris Shrine The history of
this site that sees over ten thousand pilgrims
on the third Friday of Lent each year. (TVG, :15)
EWTN March 31 7:45p
The Men Who Changed the World With
Tom Brokaw The broadcast journalist recalls
memorable interviews. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March
29 3a
Metallica: Masters of Metal Metallica is
one of the most commercially successful bands of
all time. (TV14, 1:15) AXSTV March 1 7a
MGM Is on the Move The films of Met-
ro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc. (TVG, :45) TCM March
27 3:45a
Miami Drug Cartel Mobsters from Cuba and
South America battle over the 1980s cocaine
trade. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 21 5p
Michael Jackson: Fame and Scandal
Though Michael Jackson rocketed into stardom,
his life was also saturated with scandal. (TVPG,
2:00) REELZ March 31 6a
Michael Jackson’s Last Hours Interviews
help shed light on Michael Jackson’s death.
(TV14, 1:00) REELZ March 10 3p
Mighty Ship at War: Queen Mary The
history of the RMS Queen Mary. (TVPG, 1:00)
SMITH March 2 1p; 5 2a; 24 4p
Mister Rogers: It’s You I Like Celebrating
the 50th anniversary of “Mr. Rogers’ Neighbor-
hood”; host Michael Keaton. (1:30) KLVX March
6 8p; 11 4:30p, KPBS March 6 8p; 7 12p; 10 6p,
10:30p; 11 1p; 24 6:30a; 25 6p
Moby Dick: Heart of a Whale The true story
behind Herman Melville’s “Moby Dick.” (TVPG,
1:00) SMITH March 2 12p; 4 8a; 8 9a
MOUNTAIN LION AND ME Follow a year
in the life of American wildlife naturalist Casey
Anderson, as he chronicles the movements of a
female mountain lion that hunts in his backyard
in southwest Montana. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March
14 8p, 11p; 20 10a
Mud Country The world of “mudding” where
people enjoy the most popular mud parks in the
United States. (TV14, 1:00) DEST March 30 2a
Munich: The Real Story An in-depth look at
the story behind “Munich,” Steven Spielberg’s
movie. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4 9a
Mystery Bear of the Arctic A scientific
inquiry is made into the exact nature of a strange
animal. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 13 3p
Mystery of the Lynx The Iberian lynx is a
critically endangered animal, but appears to
be making a comeback. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD
March 30 8a
Mystery of the Monsoon All aspects of life
throughout Asia are shaped by the unpredictable
monsoons. (TVPG, 2:00) APL-E March 13 4p, APL
March 13 7p
Namibia’s Skeleton Coast Creatures sur-
vive inhospitable desert conditions. (TVPG, 1:00)
NATGEO March 4 9a
Natalie Wood: Final Reveal It’s one of
Hollywood’s most enduring mysteries: the night
Natalie Wood drowned. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 25 10p
Natalie Wood: Too Young to Die An
in-depth look at the 1981 drowning death of
Natalie Wood, a beloved Hollywood actress.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 1 5p, 8p
Natalie Wood’s Last Hours During what
was supposed to be a weekend sailing trip, 43
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1:00) REELZ March 1 4p, 7p; 25 6p, 9p; 30 5p, 8p
National Park Symphony — The Mighty
Five Utah’s national parks — Zion, Bryce
Canyon, Canyonlands, Capitol Reef and Arches.
(1:00) KPBS March 3 7a; 15 1a; 17 4a; 18 2:30a,
11p; 20 4a; 21 4a; 22 1a; 23 2:30a; 24 1a
Nightmare on Everest A firsthand account
of the 2015 earthquake in Nepal, told through
survivors’ stories. (1:00) SMITH March 7 4p, 10p;
8 1a; 13 8a; 20 1p; 25 5a
No Going Back: Women and the War
The lives of women and their roles change after
Civil War. (TVG, :30) KLVX March 14 4a
NOTORIOUS B.I.G. & TUPAC SHAKUR:
IT HAPPENED HERE In the mid 1990s, the
infamous East Coast/West Coast hip-hop rivalry is
in full swing. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 5p, 8p
Notorious B.I.G.’s Last Hours The life of
rap star Notorious B.I.G., from his upbringing in
Brooklyn to becoming a mega-superstar. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 31 4p, 7p
Obese and Expecting Four women challenge
the perception and the odds on their journey
to motherhood. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 12 11a
Oklahoma City Bombing: As We
Watched America is shaken as the Oklahoma
Federal Building is bombed. When Timothy
McVeigh is convicted, questions surface as to
why he carried out this act of terrorism. (TV14,
1:00) AHC March 4 9a; 8 2p; 9 1a
Ozzy Osbourne: Fame and Scandal
Ozzy Osbourne’s life has been filled with con-
troversy, scandal and decadence. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 24 8a
Passing On Personal stories offer insight into
end-of-life issues. (TVPG, 1:00) KLVX March 26 11p
PATRICK SWAYZE: THE PRICE OF
FAME Patrick Swayze becomes a teenage
heartthrob after the smash hit “Dirty Dancing.”
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 11 6p, 9p; 16 5p, 8p
Pearl Harbor - The Heroes Who Fought
Back The attack at Pearl Harbor changed the
course of history and shaped how America would
engage with war for the next 75 years, and made
heroes of ordinary men. (TVG, 1:00) AHC March
26 11a
Philly Mob Turncoats help the FBI cripple orga-
nized crime in Philadelphia. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO
March 21 12p; 31 4a
Pink: Staying True Pop star Pink brings her
career to a new level; includes interviews with
Adele and Britney Spears. (TV14, 1:20) AXSTV
March 12 12p; 19 12p; 26 12p
Pocahontas: Beyond the Myth Revisit-
ing the life of a legendary woman whose story
continues to gain new resonance over time.
(TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 4 2a; 19 9p; 20 12a;
21 9a; 30 12p
Pompeii: The Dead Speak A volcanic
eruption in A.D. 79 that destroyed the Roman
town of Pompeii. (TVPG, 2:00) SMITH March 6
1p; 11 5p; 21 3p
Prince: Purple Reign The events leading up
to and surrounding Prince’s untimely death; a
tribute to his career. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March
2 6p, 9p
Prince: The Secret Life A behind-the-scenes
look at Prince’s life, including his early childhood
years. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 10 12p
Prison Nation Increasing violence, overcrowd-
ing, drug use and gang warfare in American
prison system. (TV14, 5:00) NATGEO March 25 4a
The Queen at 90 An intimate look at the queen
on her 90th birthday. (TVPG, 2:00) SMITH March
3 6p; 14 1p; 27 3p
The Queen’s Garden Comprising 39 acres,
the Queen’s Garden features insects, 300 wild-
flowers and 42 bird species. (TVPG, 1:00) PBS
March 18 8p; 19 12a; 20 4a
R. Kelly: Not Guilty Singer R. Kelly has long
been plagued by rumors that he has an affinity for
underage girls. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 11a
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Rattled: A Paralyzed Mother’s Story
Quadriplegic Rachelle Friedman defies the odds
by having her own child. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March
2 3a
The Real Saddam Hussein The rise and
fall of Saddam Hussein as he takes and loses
power during a brutal dictatorship. (TV14, 1:00)
NATGEO March 26 3p
Richard Pryor: Icon The life of comic Rich-
ard Pryor and his influence on others. (TV14,
1:00) KLVX March 23 10p; 24 3a, PBS March 23
10p; 24 3a
RICHARD PRYOR: IT HAPPENED
HERE Richard Pryor was a comedy truthteller
who busted on taboos about race, language and
sexuality. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 10 7p, 10p;
15 4p, 7p
Rihanna & Chris Brown Revealed Singers
Rihanna and Chris Brown become star-crossed
lovers whose romance ends in tragedy. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 8 7a, 10a, 1p
THE RISE AND FALL OF THE BROWN
BUFFALO The life of lawyer and author Oscar
Zeta Acosta and his work exposing racial bias in
California. (TV14, 1:00) KLVX March 23 9p; 24 2a,
PBS March 23 9p; 24 2a; 25 4a
Robin Williams: Behind Closed Doors
An in-depth look at the life and career of comic
and actor Robin Williams. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ
March 18 2p, 10p
Robin Williams’ Last Hours Dr. Richard
Shepherd pieces together the events of the great
comic actor Robin Williams’ last hours. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 18 4p, 7p; 23 6p, 9p
ROBIN WILLIAMS: THE PRICE OF
FAME The life of Robin Williams as a brilliant
comic gets overshadowed by his own personal
demons. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 18 6p, 9p;
23 5p, 8p
Royal Wives at War The queen mother and
Wallis Simpson look back on King Edward VIII’s
abdication of the throne. (TVPG, 1:00) KBTC March
20 1a, KOCE March 18 9p; 25 7p, PBS March 15 9p;
16 2a; 18 9p; 19 1a; 20 5a
Ruben Salazar: Man in the Middle — A
Voces Special Presentation Life and
death of Mexican-American journalist Ruben
Salazar. (TVPG, 1:00) KPBS March 27 8p
Sacred Sites: Ireland How meteors and
comets influenced religious practices. (TVG, 1:00)
SMITH March 17 3p
Saigon Stories Lily Jang journeys back to
Saigon to check out the youth culture of the city
where she was born. (:30) KLVX March 29 8:30p
Samurai Warrior Queens Female Japanese
samurai warriors and their leader. (1:00) SMITH
March 19 10p; 20 1a; 21 8a
San Quentin: Inside the Big House Con-
victs build the prison during the Gold Rush. (TVG,
1:00) AHC March 4 6a; 10 5p, 8p, 11p
San Quentin Unlocked Thirty days in the
California penitentiary. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO
March 3 10p
Save the Titanic With Bob Ballard
Explorer Robert Ballard works to protect the
final resting place of the Titanic. (TVPG, 1:00)
NATGEO March 19 1p
Sea Monsters: The Definitive Guide
Exploring the truth behind legends of sea mon-
sters. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 13 4p
Secrets of Henry VIII’s Palace The royal
pleasure palace of Hampton Court. (TVPG, 1:00)
KBTC March 5 8a, 7p; 12 8a, 7p; 19 8a, 7p; 26
8a, 7p
Secrets of Her Majesty’s Secret Ser-
vice The real British Secret Service. (TVPG, 1:00)
KBTC March 1 3a; 5 9p; 6 2a; 7 8a, 11p; 8 3a; 12 9p;
13 2a; 14 8a, 11p; 15 3a; 19 9p; 20 2a; 21 8a, 11p;
22 3a; 26 9p; 27 2a; 28 8a, 11p; 29 3a
Secrets of Highclere Castle The castle that
serves as Downton Abbey has its own history.
(TVPG, 1:00) KOCE March 18 10p; 25 8p, PBS
March 18 10p; 19 2a
MOVIES
Selena Quintanilla: What Happened?
The tragic death of singer Selena Quintailla.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 6p, 9p; 8 4p, 7p
Shakespeare’s Tomb Scientific investigation
of Shakespeare’s grave. (TVPG, 1:00) KOCE March
4 10p; 11 8p, PBS March 4 10p; 5 1:30a; 6 4a
Sinking the Lusitania: An American
Tragedy Firsthand accounts of the sinking of
the Lusitania. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 2 2p;
5 5a; 24 3p
Snake Underworld Henry Rollins examines
America’s obsession with snakes. (TVPG, 1:00)
NGWLD March 23 9a
Snoop Dogg: Not Guilty When Snoop Dogg
is accused of murder, he and his bodyguard claim
self-defense. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 12p
Snow Leopard of Afghanistan An expe-
dition to find the elusive beast must overcome
avalanches and dust storms. (1:00) NGWLD
March 5 8a
Son of Sam: The Hunt for a Killer A
serial killer stalks New York City residents while
taunting detectives and toying with reporters.
(TV14, 2:00) AHC March 3 5p, 8p; 4 12a
Stonehenge Decoded New theories on one
of history’s greatest architectural riddles. (TVPG,
1:00) NATGEO March 5 5p
Summer of Love A picture of San Francisco’s
Haight Ashbury district. (1:00) AXSTV March 3 6a
Super Snake A in-depth look at some of the
world’s largest and longest snakes. (1:00) NGWLD
March 23 7a
Tales From the Royal Bedchamber
Obsession with royal bedrooms, births and suc-
cession. (TVPG, 1:00) KOCE March 4 9p; 11 7p,
PBS March 4 9p; 5 12:30a; 6 5a
Tallest Teens Meet three of the tallest teenag-
ers in America. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 16 11a
Ted Bundy: A Handsome Devil An
in-depth look at the life and crimes of serial
killer Ted Bundy. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 5
9a, 12p, 3p
Tiny at 20 Hannah, one of the world’s tiniest
women, is eager to gain her independence.
(TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 19 11a
Titanic: 20 Years Later With James
Cameron James Cameron celebrates the
anniversary of “Titanic.” (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO
March 19 2p
Titanoboa: Monster Snake The titanoboa
is the largest snake ever discovered. (TVPG, 2:00)
SMITH March 7 8p, 11p; 13 9a
Tupac: A Hollywood Murder Las Vegas
homicide Detective Wayne Petersen’s investi-
gation into the murder of Tupac. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 31 1p
Tupac Shakur’s Legacy Rapper Tupac Shakur
was famous for his amazing talent, but his life
was cut short. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 2p
20 Animals That Will Kill You Animals can
kill in a variety of ways. (1:00) NATGEO March 20
3p, NGWLD March 1 5a
The UFO Cover-Up Discovering whether
rumors like Area 51 cover up the real story of
UFOs in America. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 4 5p,
8p; 5 12a
Underground Fight Clubs Experts explore
the reasons and hidden desires behind fight club
members’ primal urges to do battle. (TV14, 1:00)
DEST March 10 4a
United States of Drinking The inventions
and the history of alcohol in America. (TVPG,
1:00) SMITH March 17 1p
Untold Stories: Mina Miller Edison,
The Wizard’s Wife The wife of Thomas
Edison makes the most of their winter home in
Fort Myers, Fla. (TVG, :30) KLVX March 29 10:30p
Cable Specials
V2: Nazi Rocket How a rocket changed the
course of WWII and space flight. (TVPG, 1:00)
SMITH March 1 1p; 7 8a; 10 4p; 24 8p, 11p; 28 4p
Vegas Mafia Law-enforcement authorities
attempt to loosen organized crime’s grip on the
gambling mecca. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March
21 1p; 31 5a
Versailles Inside Behind the series that
explores the opulence and decadence of France’s
Sun King, Louis XIV. (TVPG, :30) OVATN March
31 12:30a
Visions of Italy, Southern Style An aerial
view of southern Italy from Rome, up the rugged
coastline to Reggio Calabria. (1:30) KPBS March
4 12:30a; 5 2a; 10 6:30a; 11 12a; 20 12p; 24 2p;
25 3:30p
Waco Standoff: As We Watched In 1993,
FBI agents attack a cult compound in Waco, Texas.
76 people, including 26 children, died. (TV14,
1:00) AHC March 4 7a; 8 4p, 11p
Warren Jeffs: Prophet of Evil Current and
former members of the FLDS discuss controversial
church president Warren Jeffs. (TV14, 2:00) A&E
March 5 5p
Wesley Snipes: Fame and Scandal
A look at the life of actor Wesley Snipes, from
Hollywood A-lister to serving time behind bars.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 11 4a
The Whale That Ate Jaws A killer whale
attacks a great white shark off the coast of
California and eats only the liver. (TVPG, 1:00)
NATGEO March 13 5p
Wild Alaska When light shines in Alaska, ani-
mals move fast. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March 12
10a, NGWLD March 9 10a; 13 6p, 9p; 20 5a; 24 9a
Wild Costa Rica A place where a wealth of
creatures flourish despite the constant threat of
danger. (TVPG, 1:00) APL-E March 6 8p, APL March
6 11p, NGWLD March 4 7a
Wild Galapagos The isolated Galapagos
Islands are home to species that have changed
the understanding of the world. (1:00) NATGEO
March 4 12p; 25 11a
Women Outward Bound Twenty-four
teenage girls participate in an Outward Bound
wilderness school course in 1965. (TVG, 1:00)
KLVX March 29 11p
World’s Deadliest Gangs Inside the yakuza,
MS-13 and the Aryan Brotherhood. (TV14, 1:00)
NATGEO March 21 7p
World’s Deadliest Snakes Some strike
without warning. Others move at blinding speed.
Each possesses a special tactic that makes it
a prime predator. (1:00) NGWLD March 23 10a
World’s Most Dangerous Prisons A look
inside four of the world’s most dangerous prisons.
(TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 31 12p
DRAMA
Amanda Knox: The Real Story The story
of Amanda Knox, the American girl who was
charged with the murder of her Italian roommate.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 22 7a, 10a, 1p
Casey Anthony: What Happened? Casey
Anthony becomes the prime suspect when her
2-year-old daughter, Caylee Anthony, disappears.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 5p, 8p; 8 6p, 9p; 17
12p; 25 1p
The Conjuring: The Shocking Truth In
1970, the Perron family moves into its dream
home and discovers a supernatural presence.
(TVPG, :30) REELZ March 26 4p, 9p
Foxcatcher: The Shocking Truth The story
of John E. du Pont and the deadly path his life
took. (TVPG, :30) REELZ March 5 4p, 9p
Heath Ledger: Too Young to Die An
up-close look at the life and career of Australian
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actor Heath Ledger. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March
16 8a, 11a, 2p; 18 7a
John Belushi: Too Young To Die The life
and career of John Belushi, including his time on
“Saturday Night Live.” (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March
18 10a; 23 7a, 10a, 1p
Kurt Cobain: Too Young to Die An
in-depth look at the life and career of musician
Kurt Cobain. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 29 6a,
9a, 12p
Michael Jackson: Not Guilty Michael Jack-
son used his wealth to privately settle claims
of child molestation. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March
10 2p
Natural Born Killers: The Shocking
Truth In 1956 Charles Starkweather and Caril
Ann Fugate go on a chilling murder spree. (TVPG,
:30) REELZ March 26 4:30p, 9:30p
Philip Seymour Hoffman: Too Young to
Die The life and career of Philip Seymour Hoff-
man. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 16 9a, 12p, 3p
Psycho: The Shocking Truth Ed Gein was
the inspiration for Robert Bloch’s 1959 suspense
thriller, “Psycho.” (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 5
7a, 10a, 1p
EDUCATIONAL
The Corvair in Action! Promotional film for
a car. (TVG, :30) TCM March 10 2:30a
ENTERTAINMENT
Amanda Knox: What Happened? Within
weeks of moving to Perugia, Italy, Amanda Knox
was charged with her roommate’s bloody murder.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 8a
American Chopper: Shaq Bike Basketball
legend Shaquille O’Neal contracts OCC to build
an enormous Superman-themed chopper. (TVPG,
1:00) DISC March 3 11a
Amityville Horror: The Shocking Truth
Behind the movie “The Amityville Horror” is the
shocking true story of a mass murder. (TVPG, :30)
REELZ March 5 4:30p, 9:30p
Amy Fisher: What Happened? In 1992,
17-year-old Amy Fisher shot her lover’s wife in
the head; the victim, Mary Jo, today. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 3 1p; 25 2p
Angry Betty Broderick: What Hap-
pened? A look at Betty Broderick, who gained
fame when she murdered her ex-husband and
his new wife. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 11a
Anna Nicole Smith: What Happened?
How Anna Nicole Smith’s life spiraled down a
path that the world couldn’t look away from.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 9a; 22 8a, 11a, 2p
Awards Season Winners & Losers Leon-
ard Maltin and Grae Drake discuss and debate
this year’s Oscar-nominated films. (TVPG, :30)
REELZ March 1 4a, 10:30p; 3 4:30a; 4 7:30a
The Beatles: Scandal and Legacy A
behind-the-scenes look at the scandals of The
Beatles. (TVPG, 3:00) REELZ March 30 7a, 10a, 1p
The Billionaire Boys Club: What Hap-
pened? Con men Joe Hunt and Ron Levin’s
money schemes include violence. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 21 6a, 9a, 12p
Britney Spears Revealed Since 2008, Brit-
ney Spears’ life has been controlled by her father.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 6a; 8 8a, 11a, 2p
Charles Manson Revealed Cult leader and
murderer Charles Manson convinced his family
of followers to go on a killing spree. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 7 8a, 11a, 2p
CHRISTINA GRIMMIE: A VOICE
SILENCED Singer Christina Grimmie was
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an artist on the rise whose life ended too soon.
(TV14, 1:00) REELZ March 3 7p, 10p; 8 5p, 8p
CNN Special Program Special CNN produc-
tion to be announced. (1:00) CNN March 11 6p,
7p, 8p, 9p, 10p
Conversations Black culture icons discuss
life, inspiration and the entertainment business.
(TVPG, :17) EBLACK March 19 4:47a; 28 4:41a
Conversations 2 Life, inspiration, entertain-
ment business. (TVPG, :18) EBLACK March 28
4:58a
The Dating Game Killer: What Hap-
pened? Rodney Alcala’s spree of murder, rape
and sexual assault has been compared to that
of Ted Bundy’s. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 1 9a,
12p, 3p
David Koresh: What Happened? David
Koresh became known for leading his Branch
Davidians in a 51-day standoff. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 21 8a, 11a, 2p
Drew Barrymore: The Kitty Kelley Files
A look at the life and career of actress, author,
director, model, and producer Drew Barrymore.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 9 9a, 12p, 3p
Drew Peterson: What Happened? A
police sergeant becomes a suspect in the drown-
ing murder of his third wife, Kathleen Savio.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 14 9a, 12p
Elvis: Behind Closed Doors The ups and
downs of iconic entertainer Elvis Presley, told
from those who knew him best. (TVPG, 2:00)
REELZ March 4 2p, 10p
50 Cent: Broke & Famous Rapper 50 Cent
always seemed to beat the odds, but a decade
in the spotlight came a high price. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 31 10a
Fire in the Sky Leaving a job site late one night,
a group of men is drawn to a mysterious bright
light. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 26 7a, 10a, 1p
Gary Coleman’s Will Gary Coleman died in
2010 and left behind a messy estate plan. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 15 6a, 9a, 12p
George Clooney: The Kitty Kelley Files
George Clooney’s long road to stardom, from his
humble Kentucky roots to Hollywood icon. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 9 7a, 10a, 1p
Goodfellas: The Real Story Based on the
life story of Henry Hill, “Goodfellas” features
the Lufthansa heist at JFK. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 4 1p
Hacksaw Ridge: The Real Story Desmond
Doss, the main character in “Hacksaw Ridge,”
won the Medal of Honor. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 4 10a
Heidi Fleiss: What Happened? Heidi
Fleiss runs a highly successful prostitution ring
in the early 1990s in Los Angeles. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 3 10a
The Hillside Strangler: What Hap-
pened? The Hillside Strangler terrorized Los
Angeles between October 1977 and February
1978. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 1 8a, 11a, 2p
Hollywood’s Untimely Deaths The dark
side of Hollywood, where on-set accidents and
suspicious events occur. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 10 7a
JANIS JOPLIN: IT HAPPENED HERE
Janis Joplin broke through rock ’n’ roll’s glass
ceiling in the mid-1960s. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 24 5p, 8p; 29 4p, 7p
Jaws: The Shocking Truth Real-life shark
attacks inspired a book and Steven Spielberg’s
1975 hit thriller, “Jaws.” (TVPG, :30) REELZ March
1 11p
Jessica Hahn: What Happened? Jes-
sica Hahn’s public rape allegation against
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televangelist con man Jim Bakker. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 3 3p; 25 11a
Jim Jones: What Happened? Cult leader
Jim Jones is infamous for the mass murder-suicide
he led of over 900 of his followers. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 21 7a, 10a, 1p
Jimi Hendrix’s Legacy The battle for gui-
tarist Jimi Hendrix’s estate became one of the
most expensive in history. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 24 11a
Jodi Arias Revealed Convicted murderer
Jodi Arias may gain her freedom thanks to a
shocking twist in her case. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 7 7a, 10a, 1p
Jodi Arias: What Happened? An in-depth
investigation into what happened to lead Jodi
Arias to murder her ex-boyfriend. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 3 4p
John Belushi: It Happened Here John
Belushi achieved international fame by expertly
playing abrasive and obnoxious characters.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 15 5p, 8p
John Gotti: What Happened? John Gotti
was the crime boss who was head of the Gam-
bino family from 1985 to 2002. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 14 8a, 11a, 2p
Julia Roberts: The Kitty Kelley Files Julia
Roberts’ life, from her childhood in Georgia to
becoming an Academy Award-winning actress.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 9 8a, 11a, 2p
Lorena Bobbitt: What Happened? John
Bobbitt provides his account of what his wife
did to him. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 2p; 17
1p; 25 12p
Mary Kay Latourneau: What Hap-
pened? Teacher Mary Kay Letourneau begins
a sexual relationship with one of her 12-year-old
students. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 2p
MC Hammer: Broke & Famous Although
MC Hammer was a music phenomenon and his
dreams became a reality, his fame was short-
lived. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 9a
Mel Gibson: Fame and Scandal The ups
and downs of the life of actor Mel Gibson includ-
ing the scandal that rocked his career. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 11 8a
Michael Jackson: Broke & Famous
Michael Jackson was worth half a billion dollars,
but fame and untold wealth fed his insecurities.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 2 9a, 12p, 3p; 10 1p;
31 8a
Miley Cyrus Revealed A look at how Miley
Cyrus broke out from her “Hannah Montana” role
to rogue and rowdy Miley. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 3 5a, 11p; 8 9a, 12p, 3p
Monica Lewinsky: What Happened?
President Bill Clinton denies his relationship with
Monica Lewinsky but he later gets impeached.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 9a; 17 11a
The Night Stalker: What Happened?
Richard Ramirez becomes known as the Night
Stalker for breaking into the homes of over 13
people. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 1 7a, 10a, 1p
OSCARS OPENING CEREMONY: LIVE
FROM THE RED CARPET Nominees, pre-
senters and performers arrive for the ceremony.
(1:30) ABC March 4 3:30p
PBS Previews: The Best of PBS Indies
A preview of documentaries scheduled to air on
PBS in 2018 includes clips and interviews. (TVPG,
:30) KOCE March 4 8:30p, PBS March 1 4:30a; 4
7p; 5 12a; 6 3:30a
Phil Hartman: A Hollywood Murder
Homicide detective Tom Brascia tries to piece
together the events surrounding Phil Hartman’s
death. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 28 8a, 11a, 2p
The Playmate Killer: What Happened?
An in-depth look at the murder of Playboy model
Dorothy Stratten. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3
12p; 25 3p
Prince: The Price of Fame Prince spent
much of his career secluded from the public eye
and battling his record company. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 2 5p, 8p
River Phoenix: Too Young to Die River
Phoenix’s death from a drug overdose in 1993
is still a mystery. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 16
7a, 10a, 1p; 18 9a
Robert Durst: What Happened? Robert
Durst first gained media attention when his wife
disappeared in 1982. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March
28 6a, 9a, 12p
The Runaway Bride: What Happened?
Jennifer Wilbanks becomes the subject of a media
circus known all over the world in 2005. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 17 8a
The Social Network: The Real Story The
2010 film “The Social Network” is scriptwriter
Aaron Sorkin’s story about Facebook. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 4 8a
SPRING FEVER 2018 PREVIEW
SHOW World-premiere original movies coming
to Hallmark Channel. (:30) HALL March 10 11p
Steven Avery: What Happened? An
in-depth look at Steven Avery, the subject of the
popular documentary “Making a Murderer.”
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 14 7a, 10a, 1p
Susan Smith: What Happened? Susan
Smith does the unthinkable and pushes her car
into a lake, killing her two young sons. (TVPG,
1:00) REELZ March 7 6a, 9a, 12p
Tiger Woods & His Women: What Hap-
pened? Rachel Uchitel becomes the face of
Tiger Woods’ career and marriage collapsing.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 7a
TLC: Broke & Famous TLC’s meteoric rise
leads the group to fame and fortune, but at the
height of it all, they go broke. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 2 8a, 11a, 2p; 12 6a, 9a, 12p
Toni Braxton: Broke & Famous Singer Toni
Braxton was a superstar with superstar spending
habits. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 2 7a, 10a, 1p
Tonya Harding: What Happened? Tonya
Harding’s ex-husband admits to the attack on
Nancy Kerrigan and drags Tonya down with him.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4 6:30a; 17 10a
The Trailer Show - Oscar Edition Sneak
previews of movies coming to theaters. (:10)
HDMOV March 1 12:45a, 11:10a; 2 2:50a, 4:40a;
3 8a; 4 6:45a
Tupac & Biggie: Case Closed Las Vegas
Homicide Detective Wayne Petersen’s investi-
gation into Tupac’s death. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 31 3p
Victor Borge: 100 Years of Music &
Laughter! Borge’s funniest and most-mem-
orable skits. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 21 12p; 24
12:30p
Zero Dark Thirty: The Real Story Vari-
ous critical elements in “Zero Dark Thirty” were
disputed, including the characters. (TVPG, 1:00)
REELZ March 4 11a; 19 8a, 11a, 2p
EVENT
NAT GEO WILD FROM THE RED
CARPET The world’s most stylish creatures
flock to Nat Geo Wild’s red carpet to put their
best paw forward. (1:00) NGWLD March 4 4p, 5p
HEALTH/MEDICAL
Addicted to Food A man goes to a special
home for the obese. (TVG, 1:00) DLC March 3 3a
Age Reversed With Miranda Esmonde-
White Practical information on exercise and
other lifestyle choices that may reverse the aging
process. (TVG, 1:00) KLVX March 4 9:30a; 5 4a; 10
5:30a; 11 1a; 17 8:30a; 18 6a, KPBS March 3 4p;
4 11p; 7 11p; 12 11p
The Allergy Solution, With Leo Galland,
MD Dr. Leo Galland offers a four-step program
to reverse allergies by getting to the root causes.
(TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 16 1a; 17 2:30a; 18 5a;
19 1:30a; 20 2:30a; 21 1a; 22 2a; 23 3:30a; 24
2a; 25 3:30a
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Boys of Steel Schwartz-Jampel syndrome,
which means the muscles are permanently and
painfully contracted. (TVPG, 1:00) DLC March
25 3p
The Brain Mind Body Connection With
Dr. Rudy Tanzi & Deepak Chopra Keep-
ing the brain healthy, increasing energy, sleeping
better, and preventing dementia. (1:30) KLVX
March 4 6:30a; 10 8:30a; 11 4a
Brain Secrets With Dr. Michael Mer-
zenich Rejuvenating the brain and maintaining
cognitive fitness as one ages; host Maria Shriver.
(1:30) KLVX March 3 12:30p; 7 8p; 11 10a; 15
10:30p; 17 3a; 19 1:30a
Dr. Perlmutter’s Whole Life Plan Holis-
tic lifestyle program that nurtures the body and
mind. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 8 12p; 10 12:30p;
11 5a; 24 9:30a
Easy Yoga for Diabetes With Peggy
Cappy Yoga and the right diet may be helpful to
people with diabetes or pre-diabetes. (1:00) KPBS
March 4 12:30p; 11 11p; 16 11p; 19 11p; 23 11p
Eat Dirt With Dr. Josh Axe Identifying types
of leaky gut syndrome and developing specific
plans for healing. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 31 10a
Eat to Live With Joel Fuhrman, MD A
plan to lose weight, lower blood pressure and
cholesterol and resolve Type 2 diabetes. (TVG,
1:30) KPBS March 3 1:30p; 10 11a; 11 6:30a; 16
12p; 17 9a, 10:30p; 18 10:30a; 24 11a; 27 3:30a;
28 2a; 29 3:30a; 30 3:30a; 31 3:30a
Food: What the Heck Should I Eat?
Food’s crucial role in functional medicine and
how food systems and policies affect our health.
(TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 3 6a; 4 11a; 5 12a; 10 12p;
17 9:30a; 18 1:30a, 7:30a; 19 3a
Forever Painless With Miranda
Edmonde-White Managing chronic pain
with an approach that focuses on allowing the
body to heal itself. (TVG, 1:00) KPBS March 4
11:30a; 20 11p
Girls Made of Glass Tiffany and Destiny both
have osteogenesis imperfecta, and they deal with
the complications. (TVPG, 1:00) DLC March 25 2p
I’ll Have It My Way With Hattie Bryant
Hattie Bryant presents four simple steps to help
with end-of-life decisions. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March
3 12p; 4 5a; 10 3:30p; 11 9:30a; 18 2p; 24 8a; 25 9a
My 40-Year-Old Child A 40-year-old has
the body of a 10-year-old; a 6-year-old is like
an infant. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 5 7p; 6 2:08a
My Deadly Appetite Incurable syndrome
leads to bouts of hunger and aggression. (1:00)
DLC March 17 3a, TLC March 6 11a
The Pain Antidote With Dr. Mel Pohl
Step-by-step program geared toward a painkill-
er-free approach to managing chronic pain. (1:30)
KPBS March 11 4a; 13 2a; 14 3:30a
900 Pound Man: The Race Against
Time Ricky is one of the world’s fattest men who
struggles to find a surgeon to take on his case.
(TV14, 1:00) DLC March 24 3a, TLC March 7 11a
3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel
Fuhrman, M.D. Dr. Joel Fuhrman discusses a
diet rich with nutrients. (TVG, 1:30) KLVX March
3 11a; 4 4a, 6:30p; 10 7a; 11 8:30a; 17 1:30a
Transgendered & Pregnant A transsexual
couple were unaware they could conceive. (1:00)
DLC March 4 9a
28 Day Metabolism Makeover With Dr.
Amy Myers Amy Myers discusses supporting
the thyroid, including a diet that supports opti-
mum health. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 9 12p; 10
5a; 11 8a; 17 1:30p; 24 3:30p
HISTORICAL
Alcatraz: No Way Out Escape attempts lead
to advances in prison security; inmates learn that
freedom is priceless. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March
3 8p
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Atlantis Rising James Cameron and Simcha
Jacobovici go on a quest to find the lost city of
Atlantis. (TVPG, 2:00) NATGEO March 5 9p
The Day Hitler Died Hitler’s final days are
revealed through recently discovered eyewitness
accounts. (TV14, 1:00) SMITH March 1 3p; 24 7p
The Day Kennedy Died The story of JFK’s
assassination through rare footage. (TV14, 2:00)
SMITH March 4 5p
Drain the Bermuda Triangle Below the
surface of the Bermuda Triangle. (TVG, 1:00)
NATGEO March 19 9p, 11p
Freemasons: National Treasure
Decoded Uncovering the secrets of the most
secret of secret societies, the Freemasons. (TVPG,
1:00) AHC March 21 5p, 8p
The Himalayas The Himalayas; mountaineer-
ing monkeys; hot springs snakes; high altitude
spiders. (TVG, 1:00) NGWLD March 30 7p, 10p
Hitler and the Aryan Myth The “Aryan
super-race” is a faux history concocted by occult
fantasists, which inspired the Nazis into war, jus-
tified the Holocaust and led to the kidnapping
of tens of thousands of young, blond-haired,
blue-eyed children. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 6 11a
Hitler’s Death Ray Nazi scientists work on
developing a solar mirror that could destroy
any city on Earth. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 6 10a
King Tut’s Final Mystery A high-tech virtual
autopsy on King Tut reveals new details. (TVPG,
1:00) SMITH March 17 7p
Korean War: MacArthur’s Great
Gamble This is the untold true story of Bloody
George, an understrength, undermanned, marine
rifle company, hastily called to serve their country
in 1950 at the start of the Korean War. (TVPG,
1:00) AHC March 10 12p
Korean War: One Way Out 3 months
into the Korean war, 17,000 US Marines cross
the 38th Parallel to cut off the communist Kim
Sung Regime. Trapped and outnumbered 7 to
1 by Chinese troops, the Marines had to fight
their way out or die on the Reservoir. (1:00) AHC
March 10 1p
Nazi Secret Gold Gold is one of Earth’s rarest
treasures. Humanity goes to extreme, even deadly
lengths to get it. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 21 7p,
10p
Pacific Secrets: Pearl Harbor The true
story behind the attack on Pearl Harbor. (TVPG,
1:00) AHC March 26 10a
Secrets of the Illuminati Investigating the
mysterious secret society known as the Illuminati.
(TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 21 6p, 9p
Titanic’s Final Mystery New theories on the
Titanic. (TVPG, 2:00) SMITH March 2 3p; 24 1p
Trial at Tara St. Patrick faces trial before a king
and Druid priests. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 15
2:30p, 11:30p
HOME & GARDEN
Building Off the Grid: Cabin of No
Return A family is determined to build an off-
the-grid cabin along Idaho’s Salmon River. (TVG,
1:00) DIY March 11 9a; 13 6p, 9p
Building Off the Grid: Cob Cottage Sonia
Havill puts her skills to the test by building her
first house — an off-the-grid cob cottage. (TVG,
1:00) DIY March 6 4p; 11 8a; 13 5p; 14 12a
Building Off the Grid: Edge of Maine
A creative family builds a three-story tiny house
full of clever features in Maine. (TVG, 1:00) DIY
March 11 11a; 13 11a
Building Off the Grid: Island Oasis Beth
wants an off-the-grid luxury getaway on the
white sandy beaches of Ambergris Caye, Belize.
(TVG, 1:00) DIY March 6 5p; 7 12a; 11 7a; 13 1p
Building Off the Grid: Montana Earth
Home A couple builds their dream home in a
remote canyon north of Yellowstone National
Park in Montana. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 13 2p
MOVIES
Building Off the Grid: Mushroom
House Sage Stoneman and SunRay Kelley
experiment with mushrooms as a building mate-
rial. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 6 8p, 11p; 11 2p; 13 4p
Building Off the Grid: Underground
Living Specialty builders design and build an
earth-sheltered home off the grid in Colorado.
(TVG, 1:00) DIY March 11 3p; 13 3p
Building Off the Grid: Vail Log Cabin The
Walker family rebuilds their 100-year-old mining
cabin in the Colorado wilderness. (TVG, 1:00) DIY
March 11 1p; 13 12p
Bus Life Ever Charlie converts buses into amaz-
ing homes. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 17 7a
Epic American Castles America has its own
castles and these kingdoms range from Medieval
to modern, including dungeons. (TVG, 1:00) DEST
March 20 4a
Epic Backyards A look at some amazing back-
yards including ones with zip lines underwater
caves. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 20 5a
Epic Houseboats The more adventurous
homeowners opt for a home literally on the
water. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 13 12a
Epic Pools Swimming pools are the new status
symbols. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 13 4a
Epic Tech Homes Homes that follow voice
commands, automatically trap intruders, feed the
cat, shut off lights. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 20 2a
Feel Better With Pressure Point Ther-
apy Therapy relieves a number of conditions,
including headaches, joint stiffness and sinus
pressure. (TVG, 1:01) KLVX March 12 3:30a
Tiny House, Big Living: How Are They
Now? After trading in traditional houses for
tiny ones, homeowners adjust. (TVG, 1:00) DIY
March 6 9a; 15 9a
Tiny House Jamboree Tiny house enthusiasts
return to the Tiny House Jamboree with their
own tiny house in tow. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March
15 10a; 17 8a
HORROR
The Exorcist: Satan Inside A teenage boy’s
parents are certain their son is consumed by evil.
(TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 5 8a, 11a, 2p
Witches Among Us When a family moves
into farmhouse, it is confronted with angry appa-
ritions that wreak havoc. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ
March 26 9a, 12p, 3p
MUSIC
AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Using archive footage
and music footage, this documentary chronicles
the life of rock band AC/DC. (TV14, 1:15) AXSTV
March 17 1:40p; 24 1:40p; 31 1:40p
AC/DC Live at River Plate Documenting
AC/DC’s Black Ice World Tour. (TV14, 1:10) AXSTV
March 17 2:55p; 24 2:55p; 31 2:55p
Alan Jackson Precious Memories The
12th studio album by country music artist, Alan
Jackson; performance at the Ryman Auditorium.
(TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 17 9p; 18 3:30p; 22 12p;
24 9p; 27 2a; 28 3:30a; 29 2a; 30 2a; 31 2a
Alice Cooper Live From Austin Live at
the Moody Theater in Austin, Texas. (TVPG, 1:45)
AXSTV March 6 10:15p
All My Friends: Celebrating the Songs
& Voice of Gregg Allman Musicians honor
Gregg Allman at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta.
(TV14, 3:00) AXSTV March 4 1p, 11p; 15 11a; 22
11a; 29 11a
Amy Winehouse: The Final Goodbye
A Final Goodbye is an intimate look into the life
and times of Amy Winehouse from her rise to pop.
(TV14, 1:00) OVATN March 27 12a
Cable Specials
Andrea Bocelli — Landmarks Live in
Concert: A Great Performances Spe-
cial Andrea Bocelli performs at the Palazzo
Vecchio in Italy. (TVG, 1:30) KLVX March 8 8p;
11 6:30p; 16 8p; 18 4:30p, KPBS March 3 9p; 4 6p
Bachman & Turner Randy Bachman and Fred
Turner perform with Paul Shaffer; “Takin’ Care of
Business.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 9 8a
Bad Co - Live From The Bomb Factory
Bad Company performs; songs include “Can’t
Get Enough of Your Love,” “Bad Company” and
more. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 9 10a
B.B. King With Special Guests Perform-
ing with Terrence Howard, Richie Sambora and
Solange. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 18 4p; 25 4p
The Bee Gees One for All Tour — Live
In Australia 1989 Barry, Robin and Maurice
Gibb perform their greatest hits in a 1989 concert.
(2:00) KLVX March 10 9p; 14 10p
Ben Harper and Relentless 7 The multi-in-
strumentalist and singer-songwriter performs.
(TV14, 1:05) AXSTV March 16 1:55p; 23 1:55p;
30 1:55p
Best of the 2017 Loudwire Music
Awards The best performances from the 2017
Loudwire Music Awards. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV
March 7 11p
The Big Band Years (My Music) Big Band
hits recorded in the 1930s and 1940s. (TVG, 2:00)
KLVX March 10 4p
Billy Currington and Nickel Creek The
singer performs songs from “Doin’ Somethin’
Right.” (TV14, 1:10) AXSTV March 13 12:10p; 20
12:10p; 27 12:10p
Brett Dennen: Live From the Fox The-
atre The Oakdale, Calif., native performs an array
of music from his five albums. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV
March 16 11:55a; 23 11:55a; 30 11:55a
Brian Wilson and Friends: Live from
The Venetian Co-founder of the Beach
Boys, Brian Wilson, performs with special guests
Blondie and Sebu Simonian. (TV14, 1:25) AXSTV
March 1 10p; 2 7:35a; 4 11:30a; 10 12:30p, 4:30p,
9:30p
The British Beat (My Music) Performances
of British Invasion hits from the 1960s. (TVG,
2:00) KLVX March 9 10p
Carole King Tapestry Live From Hyde
Park, London Carole King performs her 1971
album “Tapestry” at the 2016 Summer Festival in
London’s Hyde Park. (TVG, 1:30) KLVX March 18 8p
Celtic Thunder X Celtic Thunder celebrates
10 years with a performance featuring Irish
songs and classic hits. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March
13 7:30p; 18 1p
Celtic Woman — Homecoming: Ireland
The female Irish group performs; songs include
“My Heart Will Go On” and “Fields of Gold.”
(1:30) KLVX March 8 9:30p; 17 2p; 18 11a, KPBS
March 1 3:30a; 2 2a; 4 2a; 31 9p
Chicago “Color My World”; “Feeling Stronger
Everyday.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 9 7a
Classical Rewind A visual and auditory look
at classical masterpieces. (1:30) KLVX March 15
7:30p; 18 3p, KPBS March 23 12p; 24 10:30p;
25 2p; 31 5a
CMA Fest 2017 Performances by some of
country music’s hottest artists during the music
festival in Nashville. (TVPG, 2:30) AXSTV March
6 7a, 2:30p
Colt Ford: Crank It Up! Live at Wild
Adventures The country singer performs in
Valdosta, Ga. (TV14, 1:40) AXSTV March 13 1:20p;
20 1:20p; 27 1:20p
Counting Crows The band celebrates 10 years
by performing favorites. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV
March 7 7a
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Cable Specials
Cream: Farewell Concert A portrait of the
band includes interviews with members and foot-
age of its 1968 concert at London’s Royal Albert
Hall. (1:35) AXSTV March 17 12:05p; 18 10:25a;
24 12:05p; 25 10:25a; 31 12:05p
Cyndi Lauper “Unchained Melody”; “Walk on
By”; “Time After Time”; “True Colors.” (TV14,
1:00) AXSTV March 12 11a; 19 11a; 26 11a
David Gilmour: Live in Gdansk The
musician performs in the Gdansk Shipyards in
Poland. (TV14, 1:40) AXSTV March 14 1:20p; 21
1:20p; 28 1:20p
Dierks Bentley Live From the Ryman
Auditorium The singer performs; songs
include “Draw Me a Map.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV
March 13 11:10a; 20 11:10a; 27 11:10a
Doo Wop Generations (My Music) Orig-
inal Doo Wop performers reunite and perform.
(2:30) KLVX March 3 6:30p; 4 1p; 6 9:30p, KPBS
March 10 8p; 11 2:30p; 12 12a; 14 1a; 16 2:30a;
17 10:30a; 18 12a
Ed Sullivan’s Rock and Roll Classics —
The 60s (My Music) Performances of some
of the biggest hits of the 1960s include those
by the Beatles. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 17 10p
Elton John: The Nation’s Favorite Song
Elton John on his extraordinary career and his
song writing partnership with lyricist Bernie
Taupin. (1:30) REELZ March 12 5p, 7:30p
Eric Clapton: Live in San Diego The San
Diego show from Clapton’s 2007 world tour;
featuring J.J. Cale, Derek Trucks and more. (TV14,
1:35) AXSTV March 8 2p
An Evening With Lucia Micarelli Violinist
Lucia Micarelli performs a concert that includes
classical and fiddle music. (1:30) KLVX March 3
9p; 11 1:30p
The Everly Brothers: Harmonies From
Heaven Influence of Phil and Don Everly on
musicians such as Art Garfunkel, Keith Richards
and Graham Nash. (TVG, 1:30) KLVX March 17
6:30p
Foreigner The band performs; songs include
“Head Games,” “Night Life.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV
March 10 8a
George Jones, 50 Years of Hits: A
Soundstage Special Event Emmylou
Harris, Alan Jackson, Randy Travis. (TVG, 1:00)
AXSTV March 18 5p; 19 12:55a; 25 5p; 26 12:55a
Guns N’ Roses Appetite For Democracy
- Live At The Hard Rock Casino The
rock band performs a bevy of tunes including
“November Rain” and “Chinese Democracy.”
(TV14, 2:35) AXSTV March 1 8:25a, 2:25p; 9 2:25p
Heart “Barracuda,” “Magic Man,” and “Crazy
on You.” (TV14, 2:05) AXSTV March 17 10a; 24
10a; 31 10a
An Intimate Evening with Willie and
Merle A performance by Willie Nelson and
Merle Haggard. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 4
7p, 10p
Jerry Garcia Symphonic Celebration
featuring Warren Haynes Warren Haynes
teams up with the Colorado Symphony Orchestra
to pay tribute to Jerry Garcia. (TV14, 1:30) AXSTV
March 8 7a
Jimi Hendrix: Voodoo Child The life and
works of Jimi Hendrix. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ March
24 12p, 10p
Joe Bonamassa — British Blues Explo-
sion Live Guitarist Joe Bonamassa pays tribute
to Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page. (1:30)
KLVX March 5 10:30p
John Butler Trio: Flesh & Blood in Con-
cert: Headliner Club The Australian group
performs at the Fonda Theatre in Los Angeles.
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MOVIES
(TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 16 12:55p; 23 12:55p;
30 12:55p
Johnny Mathis — Wonderful! Wonder-
ful! (My Music Presents) Johnny Mathis
performs a wide selection of classics in Atlantic
City, N.J. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 17 8p
Josh Groban Performances include “Machine”
and “Awake.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 5 7a
Joss Stone With Special Guest Mavis
Staples The artists perform “I’ll Take You
There.” (TV14, 1:05) AXSTV March 3 11:50a; 4 1a
Kari Jobe: The Garden Kari Jobe shares how
tragedy turned into triumph and led to her latest
worship project. (TVG, :30) TBN March 7 9p; 8 10a;
14 9p; 15 10a; 21 9p; 22 10a
Kylie: Kiss Me Once Kylie performs at they
Hydro Arena in Glasgow; performances include “I
Should Be So Lucky.” (TV14, 1:40) AXSTV March
12 1:20p; 19 1:20p; 26 1:20p
Lawrence Welk: Precious Memories The
musicians perform hymns, inspirational songs
and gospel medleys at the Welk Resort Theater.
(TVG, 2:00) KPBS March 3 6p; 4 9:30a; 24 6p; 25 7a
Lindsey Buckingham With Special
Guest Stevie Nicks Lindsey Buckingham
performs hits with Stevie Nicks. (TV14, 1:05)
AXSTV March 18 9:20a; 25 9:20a
Lynyrd Skynyrd: One More for the Fans
Peter Frampton, Cheap Trick, Gov’t Mule and
many more celebrate the music of Lynyrd Skynyrd.
(TV14, 1:55) AXSTV March 4 7a
Magic Moments: The Best of 50s Pop
Musicians of the 1950s reunite to perform their
greatest hits. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 14 8p; 17 4p
Matchbox Twenty Live North The Florida
natives perform songs from all of their albums.
(TV14, 1:30) AXSTV March 5 2:30p
Mavis Staples: I’ll Take You There -
Celebrating 75 Years Eric Church, Gregg
Allman and more honor Mavis Staples. (TV14,
2:00) AXSTV March 3 3p, 8p
Merle Haggard Live at Billy Bob’s The
country legend performs in Texas. (TV14, 2:05)
AXSTV March 18 7p, 10:55p; 25 7p, 10:55p
Michael McDonald: A Tribute to
Motown Michael McDonald pays tribute to
Motown. Re-edit of original concert. (TV14, 1:00)
AXSTV March 3 1p; 4 12a
The Monkees - Live From The Bomb
Factory The Monkees continue their 50th
anniversary tour. (TV14, :30) AXSTV March 10
11:30a, 3:30p, 11:30p
Motörhead - Clean Your Clock Motörhead
performs “Bomber,” “Ace of Spades,” “Overkill”
and more. (TV14, 1:30) AXSTV March 7 7p, 9:30p
Musicares Person of the Year 2014:
Carole King Performers include Zac Brown,
Lady Gaga and Steven Tyler. (TV14, 1:50) AXSTV
March 3 7:10a
The New York Cantors Three cantors per-
form sacred and secular songs at Amsterdam’s
17th-century Portuguese synagogue. (1:30) KLVX
March 11 3p
O.A.R. The band performs. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV
March 8 8:30a
OneRepublic The band performs at the Chicago
House of Blues. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 7 3p
Pavlo Live in Kastoria International record-
ing artist Pavlo performs old favorites and new
classics. (1:30) KLVX March 2 8p; 15 9p
Peter Cetera With Special Guest Amy
Grant Intimate concert with Peter Cetera and
Amy Grant. (TV14, 1:05) AXSTV March 5 8a
Peter Gabriel: Live in Verona - Taking
the Pulse The former lead singer of Genesis
performs with the New Blood Orchestra; directed
All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.
by Ann Gabriel. (TV14, 1:50) AXSTV March 14
11:30a; 21 11:30a; 28 11:30a
Queen: How They Broke Free Tracing the
unlikely path to success of the band Queen. (1:00)
REELZ March 12 6:30p, 9p
Queen Rock the World A behind-the-scenes
archive documentary follows Queen as they
embark on a tour of North America. (1:30) KLVX
March 3 10:30p
REO Speedwagon The band performs clas-
sic hits; songs include “Keep on Loving You,”
and “Take It on the Run.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV
March 9 9a
Rhythm, Love & Soul (My Music) Love
songs of the 1960s and 1970s; performers include
Gloria Gaynor, The Manhattans and Edwin Starr.
(TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 9 8p; 12 8p
Ringo Starr and His 2016 All Starr Band
Ringo Starr performs songs from his solo career
and his years with Beatles. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV
March 2 2p
Rob Thomas: Live on the Rocks The artist
performs at the Red Rocks Amphitheater. (TV14,
1:05) AXSTV March 5 9:05a
Rock Rewind: 1967-1969 (My Music)
Tommy James hosts a look back at the pop songs
of the late 1960s, revealing rare, vintage TV clips.
(1:30) KPBS March 18 6:30a; 19 12a, 12p; 20 1a;
21 2:30a; 22 3:30a; 23 1a; 24 3:30a
ROCKWELL Performers include Robert Plant,
Razorlight, Joss Stone, Tom Jones and David Gray.
(TVPG, 1:00) AXSTV March 11 7p, 10p
The Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers at
the Fonda Theatre The Rolling Stones per-
form at the historic Fonda Theatre in Hollywood.
(2:00) KLVX March 4 10p
Santana IV For the first time since 1973, San-
tana performs live at the House of Blues in Las
Vegas. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 8 4p; 15 2p;
22 2p; 29 2p
70s Soul Superstars (My Music) Singer
Patti LaBelle hosts the gathering of Motown, R &
B, soul and disco artists. (TVG, 2:30) KLVX March
10 6:30p; 13 9:30p
Sheryl Crow The singer performs songs includ-
ing “I Want You Back.” (TV14, :55) AXSTV March
4 2:05a
The Story of James Brown An exploration
of the life of one of the founders of funk music.
(TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 3 10a, 6p, 11p
Sugarland: Twice the Speed of Life
The band performs “Baby Girl” and “Something
More.” (TV14, :45) AXSTV March 5 10:10a
Tom Petty: Live From Gatorville The band
performs; songs include “Don’t Come Around
Here No More.” (TV14, 2:10) AXSTV March 11
11:30a
Train Songs include “Meet Virginia,” and “She’s
on Fire.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 7 2p
Travis Tritt Hits include “Bonnie and Clyde,” and
“Great Day.” (TV14, :50) AXSTV March 5 11:10p
A Tribute to Les Paul - From Universal
Studios Hollywood Slash, Joe Perry, Buddy
Guy, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shephard, Steve
Lukather and more perform. (TV14, 1:30) AXSTV
March 11 10a
2018 IHEARTRADIO MUSIC AWARDS
Awards honoring the year’s most popular music
artists. (2:00) TBS March 11 5p, 7p, TNT March 11
5p, 7p, TRU March 11 5p, 7p
The Wallflowers The band performs; songs
include “6th Avenue Heartache,” and “The Dif-
ference.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 7 10a
The Welk Stars: Through the Years
Biographies of 18 solo and group artists from
Lawrence Welk’s program. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX
March 3 4p, KPBS March 17 6p; 18 8a
Wilco The band performs “War on War” and
“Jesus, etc.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 7 9a
Willie Nelson The artist performs; songs include
“Trouble in Mind,” and “Pistol Packin’ Mama.”
(TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 5 2a
Willie Nelson Live at Billy Bob’s Willie
Nelson performs at Billy Bob’s Texas. (TV14, 2:00)
AXSTV March 11 11p
NATURE
Amazing Animal Selfies What animals do
when they think no one is watching. (TVPG, 1:00)
NGWLD March 4 9a
American Cougar Cougars struggle for
survival in the Rocky Mountains. (TVPG, 1:00)
NGWLD March 5 9a; 27 6p, 9p
Climbing Redwood Giants Some redwoods
are more than 350 feet tall, dwarfing the Statue
of Liberty. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March 28 6p
The Elephant King A power struggle between
the males of an elephant herd. (TVPG, 1:00)
SMITH March 21 9p; 22 12a; 27 9a
Elephants in the Room A unique family of
elephants has made a yearly habit of walking
through an African lodge. (TVG, 1:00) SMITH
March 21 8p, 11p; 27 10a
Game of Lions Following the lives of young
male lions in the African bush and their potential
to be king. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 3 11a
Giant Pandas China’s mission to save the giant
panda from extinction; releasing Tao Tao into the
wild. (1:00) NGWLD March 16 12p
Giants of the Deep Blue Going below the
surface to look at whales. (1:00) NGWLD March
2 5a; 6 6p, 9p; 13 5a
Hunt for the Shadow Cat Boone Smith and
Howard Quigley learn more about the jaguars
that rule the jungles of Belize. (1:00) NGWLD
March 5 7a
Killer Shrimp The powerful blows of the Mantis
shrimp can crack a crab’s shell with a single blow.
(TVG, 1:00) NGWLD March 22 7a
Living with Man Eaters The efforts to resolve
human-tiger conflict. (2:00) APL-E March 20 4p,
APL March 20 7p
Madagascar Madagascar was left untouched
by man for 65 million years. (TVPG, 2:00) APL-E
March 20 9p, APL March 21 12a
Peru’s Hidden Rainforest A journey to the
Manu Rainforest in Peru. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD
March 23 2p
Raw Alaska Incredible stories in Alaska: a skier
gets caught in an avalanche; a man is run over
by a buffalo. (TV14, 1:00) DISC March 16 3a, 4a
River Jaws: Monster Catfish Underneath
the peaceful surface of Europe’s waterways lies
a hidden danger, the catfish. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD
March 22 11a
River Monsters Goes Tribal Jeremy Wade
visits tribal fishermen in the South Pacific. (TVPG,
1:00) APL-E March 7 12a, APL March 7 3a
River Monsters: Killer Sharks and Rays
Ocean-dwelling predators bring their fearsome
aggression into freshwater territories. (TVPG,
1:00) APL-E March 7 1a, APL March 7 4a
River Monsters: Year of Beasts Jeremy
Wade recalls his encounters with creatures from
the fifth season of “River Monsters.” (1:00) APL-E
March 28 2a, APL March 28 5a
Wild Bahamas: Enchanted Seas Some
fierce natural habitats are found past the white,
sandy beaches of the Bahamas. (TVPG, 1:00)
NATGEO March 25 10a, NGWLD March 9 6p, 9p;
16 5a; 20 6p, 9p; 23 12p; 27 5a
Wild Madagascar An island that is home
to creatures found nowhere else. (TVPG, 1:00)
NATGEO March 4 1p
OUTDOOR
Alaska’s Glacier Bay Animals of Glacier Bay
in southeast Alaska are tied to the migration
and life cycle of salmon. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD
March 2 2p
Country Justice Riding shotgun with the brave
sheriffs of West Virginia and their K-9 partners.
(TV14, 1:00) APL-E March 8 11p, APL March 9 2a
PT-DIG
Man v. Lion Veteran cat expert Boone Smith
tracks three male lions across the Nambiti Game
Reserve. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 5 11a
River Fox Traveling along the banks of the Gua-
dalquivir River, a lone fox seeks safer ground.
(TVG, 1:00) NGWLD March 30 7a
PARANORMAL
Ghost Asylum: The Beginning A team
of five ghost hunters investigates the case of
a family haunted by a spirit. (TVPG, 1:00) DEST
March 14 7a
Ghost Asylum: The Exorcist House
Follow along as the team investigates the most
haunted home in America. (TV14, 1:00) DEST
March 14 6a
PERFORMING ARTS
Madea’s Big Happy Family A woman tries
to tell her family about her terminal illness. (3:00)
BET March 17 8p; 18 5p
REALITY
Anaconda : Silent Killer Exploring the ana-
conda of the Amazon rainforest. (TVPG, 1:00)
NGWLD March 23 11a
Barn Sweet Home: 1860s Barn Lake
Home Doug Morgan turns an 1860s barn on the
verge of collapse into a stunning lakeside home.
(TVG, 1:00) DIY March 7 3p; 25 12p
Buying Log Cabins: Million Dollar Log
Castles A couple with a budget of $1.5 million
searches for their dream log mansion. (TVG, :30)
DEST March 27 5a
Buying Log Cabins: Mountain Log
Homes Newlyweds Matt and Genevieve look
for their first home. (TVG, :30) DEST March 27
5:30a
Conjoined Twins: Miracle Separation
Doctors and nurses at Texas Children’s Hospital
work for months to separate conjoined twins.
(TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 12 7p; 13 2:08a
Conjoined Twins: Separation Anxiety
Maria and Theresa Tapia have come to Richmond,
Va., to see if doctors can safely separate them.
(TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 12 8p; 13 1:08a; 20 11a
Devil’s Highway Brave tow-truck drivers on
Donner Pass in the Sierra Nevada Mountains
rescue stranded motorists. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO
March 1 10a
Killing Bigfoot The Gulf Coast Bigfoot Research
Organization heads out on a mission to find and
kill a bigfoot. (TV14, 1:00) DEST March 24 6a
My Leg Weighs 200 Pounds A man who
has a leg that weighs more than 200 pounds
seeks a diagnosis. (TV14, 1:00) TLC March 8 11a
River Monsters: Top Ten Beasts Extreme
angler Jeremy Wade recalls the 10 biggest, bad-
dest catches of his career. (TVPG, 1:00) APL-E
March 14 2a, APL March 14 5a
600 Pound Mom A woman wants to have
weight-loss surgery that will free her from
self-imprisonment in her home. (TVPG, 1:00)
TLC March 23 11a
RELIGIOUS
The Angelus From the Grotto of the
Annunciation in Nazareth Recitation of
the Angelus from the site of the Annunciation.
(TVG, :20) EWTN March 7 12:30a; 14 1:30a; 21
1:30a; 28 12:30a
Behold the Man: The Shroud of Turin
Socumenting the Shroud of Turin. (1:00) TBN
March 15 1a
The Case for Christ’s Resurrection
Investigating the historical record and evidence
to determine the likelihood of the resurrection.
(1:00) TBN March 6 1a
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Celebrate Easter with Donnie McClur-
kin TBN special programming at Easter. (TVG,
1:00) TBN March 11 1a; 17 11p; 22 1a
CELEBRATE ST. PATRICK A musical pro-
gram that celebrates the life of St. Patrick. (TVG,
1:00) EWTN March 17 12p
CELEBRATION OF THE LORD’S
PASSION FROM ROME The Solemn
Celebration of the Lord’s Passion with Pope
Francis, live from Vatican City. (TVG, 2:30) EWTN
March 30 8a
Changed Lives: Miracles of the Passion
Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ.” (2:00)
TBN March 18 1a; 24 11p; 29 1a
CHRISM MASS IN ROME WITH POPE
FRANCIS Pope Francis celebrates the Chrism
Mass, live from Rome. (TVG, 2:30) EWTN March
29 12:30a
CLOSING MASS OF 24 HOURS FOR
THE LORD From the Basilica of the National
Shrine. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 10 3:30p, 4p
Dominic - Light of the Church Saint Domi-
nic was a renowned preacher who was a tireless
defender of the Faith. (TVPG, 1:30) EWTN March
17 5p; 18 10:30p
EASTER VIGIL MASS Pope Francis cele-
brates the Easter Vigil Mass from Rome. (TVG,
2:30) EWTN March 31 11:30a, 5p
The Holy Winding Sheet: Exploring the
Shroud of Turin A contemporary look at
the history of the linen believed to be the burial
cloth of Christ. (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 26 6a;
27 12a; 31 5a
Jesus: Who Do Men Say That I Am? The
identity of the man known as Jesus of Nazareth.
(1:00) TBN March 3 10:30p; 13 1a
John Paul II and the Sick: The Value
of Suffering Pope John Paul II travels the
world with his message. (TVG, :30) EWTN March
27 7p; 29 11p
Joyce Meyer: Unshakeable Trust Remain-
ing secure in God through uncertain times. (TVG,
:30) TBN March 3 6p; 10 6p; 17 6p; 24 6p; 31 6p
The Life and Times of Sister Faustina
Helena Kowalska, now known as Blessed Sister
Mary Faustina, “The Apostle of Divine Mercy.”
(TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 31 9p
Life of Christ: A Holy Land Pilgrimage
The Gospels come to life in a journey through the
sites of Christ’s history changing ministry. (TVG,
1:00) EWTN March 26 1p; 29 7:30p
Litany of St. Joseph Inspirational litany
asking the prayers of Saint Joseph, the foster
Father of Jesus. (TVG, :12) EWTN March 7 4:48a;
14 4:48a; 21 4:48a; 28 4:50a
Litany of the Sacred Heart The Franciscan
Missionaries of the Eternal Word pray the Litany
of the Sacred Heart. (TVG, :12) EWTN March 2
12:48p; 4 6:15a, 10:10a, 10:10p; 9 12:48p; 11
6:15a, 10:10a, 10:10p; 16 12:48p; 18 6:15a,
10:10a, 10:10p; 23 12:48p; 25 6:15a, 10:10p
LITURGY OF THE LORD’S PASSION
Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano presides, with
homilist and celebrant Rev. Msgr. Walter R. Rossi.
(TVG, 2:30) EWTN March 30 11:30a
Love, Agony and Hope: A Journey Into
the Lives of Jesus and Mary on Holy
Thursday and Good Friday A narrated
concert of the Passion of Jesus, the Last Supper.
(TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 25 4p
MARIAN PROCESSION FROM THE
HOLY LAND A monthly Rosary Procession
from Nazareth. (1:00) EWTN March 3 12p
OPENING MASS OF 24 HOURS FOR
THE LORD From the Basilica of the National
Shrine. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 8 3:30p, 4p
PALM SUNDAY WITH THE FRAN-
CISCAN MISSIONARIES OF THE
ETERNAL WORD The Franciscan Mission-
aries of the Eternal Word celebrate. (TVG, 1:15)
EWTN March 25 5a, 9p
PRAYING WITH JESUS IN THE
GARDEN OF OLIVES A Holy Hour with
MOVIES
the Franciscan Custodians of the Holy Land. From
Jerusalem, Israel. (TVG, 1:30) EWTN March 29 11a
Prophecies of the Passion Explore millen-
nia of Bible revelation and it’s fulfillment through
the life & death of Jesus Christ. (TVPG, 1:00) TBN
March 1 1a; 20 1a
Resurrection Concert The California Baptist
University Choir and Orchestra performs in El
Cajon, Calif. (1:00) TBN March 8 1a; 25 1a; 31 11p
Rising From the Ashes Healey International
Foundation brings hope to Sierra Leone. (TVG,
:30) EWTN March 14 2:30p, 11:30p
Solemn Mass of Palm Sunday The Solemn
Mass of Palm Sunday from the BNSIC. (TVG, 1:30)
EWTN March 25 9a
SOLEMN MASS OF PALM SUNDAY
FROM ROME WITH POPE FRANCIS
Pope Francis celebrates the Solemn Mass of Palm
Sunday. (TVG, 3:00) EWTN March 25 1a, 5p
SOLEMN MASS OF ST. JOSEPH,
HUSBAND OF THE VIRGIN MARY
WITH THE MFVA FRIARS The Franciscan
Missionaries of the Eternal Word celebrate the
Solemn Mass of St. Joseph. (TVG, 1:30) EWTN
March 19 9a, 9p
Stations of the Cross Presented by
Comunita’ Cenacolo Men and women
from Comunitá Cenacolo reenact Christ’s passion
in the Stations of the Cross. (TVG, 1:30) EWTN
March 30 1a
T.D. Jakes & John Gray: Seizing Your
Purpose Sharing powerful truth on walking
in destiny. (TVPG, :30) TBN March 7 10a; 14 10a;
21 10a
That I May See The Sermon on the Mount;
the miracles of Jesus. (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March
24 9p; 26 12:30a
Tokimane Profiling the people of the Diocese
of Tshumbe in the Democratic Republic of the
Congo. (TVPG, :30) EWTN March 13 2:30p, 11:30p
Twelve Ordinary Men The story of the apos-
tles of Jesus and how their amazing devotion
and sacrifice changed the world. (1:00) TBN
March 27 1a
WAY OF THE CROSS FROM ROME
Pope Francis presides over The Stations of the
Cross. (TVG, 1:30) EWTN March 30 5p, 11:30p
Who Has Believed: A Meditation From
Isaiah Passages from Isaiah reflecting on sal-
vation, the Crucifixion and sin’s consequences.
(TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 25 12a; 28 2a; 29 9p
SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
Building Star Trek The influence that the
original “Star Trek” series has had on the world.
(TVPG, 2:00) SMITH March 22 1p; 24 9p; 25 12a
Drain the Great Lakes Computer-generated
imagery is used to reveal hidden secrets of North
America’s Great Lakes. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March
19 3p
Drain the Titanic Digitally draining water from
the sea around where the Titanic sank to better
explore the wreck. (1:00) NATGEO March 19 7p
Ghost Ships of the Great Lakes 20 miles
off Milwaukee, Brendon Baillod and a team of
divers discover the wreck of one of Lake Mich-
igan’s lost queens. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March
19 10a
How to Clone a Woolly Mammoth A
well-preserved woolly mammoth found in Sibe-
ria. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 7 1p; 18 1p; 20
2p; 25 4a
Memory Rescue With Daniel Amen,
MD The award-winning psychiatrist, neuroscien-
tist and author demonstrates ways to strengthen
memory. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 3 8a; 4 3:30p; 5
12p; 18 6p; 24 5a; 25 10:30a
Cable Specials
Monster Squid: The Giant Is Real Foot-
age of where the giant squid lives is revealed.
(TVPG, 2:00) APL-E March 6 4p, APL March 6 7p
Yellowstone Supervolcano A supervolcano
brewing beneath Yellowstone National Park could
be the worst natural disaster. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH
March 7 3p; 18 6p; 20 4p; 25 2a
SPORTS
BIG EAST TOURNAMENT POSTGAME
Analysis and review of the championship game.
(:30) FOX March 10 5:30p
High Performance Road Trip 2017 Jared,
Bruno and Rachel check out the latest products
and innovations at the 2017 SEMA Show. (TVPG,
1:00) VEL March 25 9a
High Performance Throw Down Two lucky
winners from Velocity’s “Do It for Me” contest
receive a complete vehicle makeover. (TVG, 1:00)
VEL March 25 10a
International Auto Show From Detroit.
(1:00) NBCS March 2 10a
SEMA: Battle of the Builders 4 The
automotive industry’s top builders face off in an
all-out battle for supremacy. (TVPG, 1:00) VEL
March 10 4p; 31 4p
Warren Miller’s Flow State Warren Mill-
er’s 63rd annual ski and snowboard film. (1:41)
EFAMLY March 9 3:23a; 25 3:55a, MPLEX March
15 1:41a, 11:59a; 20 4:48a
Warren Miller’s Ticket to Ride Skiers Seth
Westcott, Ted Ligety, Julia Mancuso, Colby West.
(1:43) MPLEX March 6 7:09a
TRAVEL
Castle Ghosts of Ireland Actor Robert
Hardy investigates ghost stories. (TVG, 1:00)
DEST March 25 6a
Epic Private Islands Personal island para-
dises include a private Florida Key with a pier
and a Frank Lloyd Wright house. (TVG, 1:00) DEST
March 13 5a
Malaysia 370: The Plane That Vanished
The disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight
370. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 20 7p; 29 9p;
30 12a; 31 12p
Rick Steves’ Europe: Great German
Cities Rick Steves explores the German cities
of Hamburg, Dresden, Leipzig, Frankfurt and
Nuremberg. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 11 11:30a
Rick Steves’ Heart of Italy Touring the Ital-
ian heartland, from Umbria to Cinque Terre. (TVG,
1:00) KPBS March 14 11p; 21 11p
Rick Steves Special: European Easter
A spring journey through Spain, Slovenia, Italy
and Greece at Easter. (TVG, 1:30) KLVX March 4
4p; 10 2p; 18 9:30a
Rick Steves Special: The Holy Land,
Israelis and Palestinians Today Holy
Land sites include Jerusalem and Tel Aviv in
Israel; Hebron, Bethlehem and Ramallah, Pal-
estine. (TVG, 2:00) KPBS March 4 6:30a; 11 11a;
17 7a; 25 12p
Rudy Maxa’s World: The Taste of Japan
Exploring Japanese cuisine in Tokyo, the island
of Hokkaido and the southern island of Kyushu.
(TVG, 1:00) KLVX March 25 7:30a
WEATHER
Asian Tsunami: The Deadliest Wave
Eyewitness accounts of the 2004 Asian tsunami.
(TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 1 1a; 6 8a; 18 5p
Nepal Quake: Terror on Everest Footage
on the Nepal earthquake of April 2015. (TV14,
1:00) SMITH March 18 4p
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