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Steve Mercano
I.
1. John E., born out of wedlock, died in an accident in Quezon City on 1
November 2020. His spouse, Jane A., was relieved to hear of his death; John
E. had terrified her into marrying him 10 years ago by literally waving gun
in her face. And unknown to John E., Jane did not tell him that John Jr., their
firstborn, was Jane’s son with John’s business partner, Eric. For this affair,
Jane covered her tracks by ordering a simulated DNA trace that revealed
John E was John Jr.’s father.
Two days after John E perished, his lawyer, Atty. Kimmy, revealed a
document signed by John E and witnessed and acknowledged by five people
as “John E.’s Will and Testament”. It revealed that John’s Estate stood at
P80M. However, in the same document publicly read to his living relatives,
John denounced the “lying cutthroat slime of a wife” Jane and in capital
letters condemned John Jr. as a “TOXIC SPERM EMBODIMENT-
BASTARD” The terms of the will followed:
“To SLIME WIFE: P1,000.00
To TOXIC SPARM (sic): P1,000.00
And take this all you lot: these are my four heirs:
Jimmy, who cuts my toenails every other month;
Sammy, who buys my pork; Lippy, who likes all my
Facebook posts; and Bird, the ignorant minimum wager
moonlighting as my security guard, who makes me so
screaming happy to have been born rich and not poor.”
After the listening crowd had calmed, the will was set to probate. The judge,
however aghast he was at its language, approved the will. How should the
estate be distributed? Assume that John E’s parents are still alive.