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MISSING
Have you seen this white cis male?
General public is hereby informed that a white cis male
has been reported missing ereyesterday. Sincere efforts
have been made by the local police to trace out the mis-
sing white cis male but no clue has come to light so far.
The description of the missing cis male is as follows:
Sex: Cis male, Age: Between thirty five and for-
sing the international train station.
He missed a meeting at 12h30, he did not pick up his
mail at his designated post office, nor did he paid his
bills.
This cis male was last seen wearing a white t-shirt, dark
blue pants, and white sneakers.
it’s KETCHUP!
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ty, Height: average; Face: Diamond shaped, long If anyone has any information regarding this person,
beard, thick eyebrows, blue eyes, shaved chestn- kindly inform the local authorities:
ut hair; Complexion: Pale; Built: Heavy
This cis male was last seen ereyesterday, at dawn, cros- + 23 777 123 856 /857
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NEWS The several ways to success.

BLESSINGS
OF WORK
T he work force had taken into its head the fixed
idea that they have the birth right privilege of
being free and independent. This idea may have its
usefulness for other forces, like the military soldiers,
where it stimulates their valor, but the less the work
force is imbued with it the better for themselves and
for the state. Labourers ought never to look on them-
selves as independent of their superiors. It is extre-
mely dangerous to encourage such infatuations in a
commercial system, where perhaps seven-eighths of
the population have little or no property. The cure
will not be complete until our industrial labourers
are contented to work six days for the same sum
which they now earn in four. //GREAT PHILANTHROPIST

Labourers ought never

to look on themselves
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patterns that are making us sick, lazy, unfocused and thus negatively im- //HANNE WINDFORD

OF YOUR Reveal
WORKDAY parties: How
to break the
big news of
Do you often find your workday spiraling
out of control?

your baby’s
You start each day with a plan to get so
much done, but soon find yourself beco-
ming distracted, focusing on low-priority
tasks and, simply, procrastinating. So how

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THE OPTIMAL BUSYNESS
OF LAURA WITTS
L auren Witts was on her way to a demanding client
meeting when she realised she had had a miscarria-
ge. But she did not interrupt her day. Instead, she went
on to complete the meeting at her client’s offices.
The woman, who works at an elite professional servi-
ce firm, was one of the professionals we interviewed
as part of weekly chronical “The work life of highly
successful professionals.”
Lauren confessed us she sufferers from time famine
– constantly having too little time to do what she had
to do. To deal with this problem, Lauren was drawn
toward a compelling state of busyness, one in which
she felt in control of her time. She call this “optimal
let you know whether it’s
a boy or girl!
tely try to involve them in the gender reveal,” he said. “It’s an
exciting time for them too; becoming a big brother or sister is
a big deal. Just make sure they don’t blab to guests before the
big reveal!”
Of course, whether you can reveal your baby’s gender depends
on whether you find out in the first place. You can ask your so-
nographer to let you know whether it’s a boy or girl at your 20-
week scan!
If you do find out your baby’s gender than pulling off a suc-
cessful reveal takes some planning. Some mums decide to have
a get together just for the gender reveal, while others include it
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busyness, an elating and enjoyable temporal flow in couple of ways to make it fun! //JANE TILL
which the worker fells at their best and most pro-
ductive”. This buzzing feeling gives her adrenaline
and positive energy, which was essencial to her rout
towards success. //ELLIOT BROWN
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