THE CLASSROOM SKETCH

Mike And Quincy are sitting in the classroom. David is late.

T: Hello, kids! Where’s David?
Q and M: He’s late again!
David (comes in): Hello, guys! Hi, teacher!
T: David, why are you late again?
D: My dad is in the hospital. I told you before.
T: Oh, I remember. What’s wrong?
D: Oh, nothing. He’s a doctor.
T: Ok. Mike, I need some information from you. What is your date of birth?
M: October, 13th.
T: Which year?
M: Every year.
T: Where do you live?
M: With my parents.
T: Where doyour parents live?
M: With me, of course.
T: Where do you all live?
M: Next to my neighbour’s house.
T: Where is your neighbour’s house?
M: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
T: Well, tell me already.
M: Next to my house.
T: David, why are you sleeping in the class.
D: Your voice is so sweet. That’s why I’ sleeping.
T: Then, why aren’t the others sleeping?
D: They aren’t listening to you, mam.
T: Quincy, what did you draw?
Q: I drew a cow eating grass.
T: And, where is the grass?
Q: The cow ate it.
T: But, where is the cow?
Q: The cow went somewhere that has grass.
T: Ok. Let’s move on to History and Geography. Question no. 1. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
Q: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. And the chocolate...
T: What do George Washington and Abraham Lincoln have in common?
Q: They’re both dead.
T:OK. Enough of this. Now, Maths. If I have 7 apples on this hand and 9 apples on this hand, what would I
have?
M: Very big hands.
T: Let me explain it this way. If Bob has 20 chocolate bars and he eats 17, whad does Bob have now?
D: Bob has sugar crash.
T: Ok. Whoever thinks they’re dumb, please stand up.
D (stands up)
T: Why do you think you’re dumb?
D: I don’t think I’m dumb, I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
T: OHHH, enough. I’m going crazy. Music. Let me see what you have prepared. If you ruin this, I’m gonna
lock myself in the classroom.