You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.

I wager you
couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a
canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with
you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be
available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-
skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your
brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering
the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on
the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary,
stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are
foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. And what meaning do you expect
your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to
have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe
that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert
rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a
waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the
moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You
are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed ,
drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser.
You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-
kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.
You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot
believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-
hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a
whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some
pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the
laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of
stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have
enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments
about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really,
stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly
effective. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us 'normal' people take
for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget
that there are 'challenged' persons in this world who find these things more
difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read
your post. It just wouldn't have been 'right'. Sort of like parking in a handicap
space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem
to be placing such a demand on you. You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order.
You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent
ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take
alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If
you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ)
you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into
another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it. Your
personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your
powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the
picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking,
talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was
thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a
sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth
shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic,
wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace
or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the
wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no
animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the
lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological
niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory
to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin
do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a
fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out
light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's
Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you
touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you
appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced.
You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the
whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed
down a toilet. I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for
others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit.
You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You
are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a
stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering
mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged
birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling,
giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what
they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very
thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this
earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have
sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a
land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the
source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are
a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and
depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about
you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in
life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have
more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us 'normal' people
take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have
been 'right'. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck
in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on
you. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly,
mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic,
barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious,
tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful,
demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful,
destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow,
manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical,
cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim,
crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic,
jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive,
poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. Shut up and
go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits.
I will never forget you. Your interaction with me is now burned into my psyche. As
I recalled our horrid interaction, my whole body shook in disgust and I broke into
a permanent frenzy of anger and confusion--i feel retarded. What you told me was
undisputedly the dumbest combination of words uttered in the entire world. I just
jumped out my apartment window and killed myself.
This is what you must do. Get up, walk into the middle of the nearest forest and
lay down and reflect on what you did. Never utter a syllable out of that cancerous
hole in your face again, and allow yourself to decompose to aid the surrounding
flora in replacing the oxygen your stupid fucking skull wastes on a daily basis.
You almost singlehandedly destroyed mankind by being conscious.

I'm fucking disgusted at the fact that you exist on the same planet as me, and what
is worse is that you share similar dna to me. The fact that our DNA is connected,
even marginally, is a goddamn abomination and I am going to spiral into a
depression very quickly because of this realization. The realization that we both
fall under the term "human" and I have to be grouped in with your pathetic
existence is disgraceful. I am very traumatized by you. Your body language is
fucking atrocious and it bothers me to no end. It's so pathetic, the way you mope
around. You mope around with your shoulders hunched over, lethargically dragging
your feet on the floor. You have a thin, fragile frame. You walk around reacting to
everything that happens to you. Fuck you. There are horrible, inexcusable things
that I would happily do to never interact with you again, even if it was for a
brief moment. I will explain what these things are in a list format, because that's
the only way your 7-year old brain stuck in a man's body will understand it. I
would rather...

Withdraw all my money in cash from my multiple bank accounts, get it all together
and poop on it.

Give myself big papercuts in all the crevices of my fingers and proceed to dip my
hands in salt water.

Stub my big toe over 50 times in one day.

Be told by someone in authority that I will never amount to anything in my life,

ever.

Be a literal cuckold.

Get bitch-slapped by a man with rough hands once a day, for every day of my life
going forward.

Undergo dramatic negative changes in my lifestyle that would damage my mind and
body beyond repair.
Undergo a whole host of different forms of mental and physical humiliation; as in
being spat on and told I am worthless.

Be forced to drink non-alcoholic macro-produced beer from the can, while every
person around me drinks Trappist beers from exotic chalices for 10 hours straight -
for the rest of my life.

Have a procedure done to reduce my IQ so that my new IQ falls within the range of
down syndrome.

...than engage in the briefest of interactions with you.

I need you to know that this list is not comprehensive, and that there are many,
many more atrocious situations I would prefer to you even coming across my vision.

Instead of continuing to talk about more situations that I would prefer to be in

than merely glancing at you, I am going to revert back to what I was talking about
before - insulting your character. The reason being that I don't feel like you have
fully comprehended the extent of my negative opinion of you - and why I think this
way.
I know I insulted your body language already, but I hate how you look. Its terrible
and a tragedy worth crying over. Your clothes don't look nice - I am very angry
about it. It looks like you wore them to seem interesting but it doesn't make sense
to me because you aren't an interesting person. You should have thought about this
before you dressed yourself. You are an ogre. Do not leave your house on a whim -
every time you go out, you should think about how you're going to present yourself
to the world for a very, very long time. You should be rigorously micromanaging
yourself all the time to appear normal because you are anything but. You have a
long and difficult road ahead to become even within the realm of normal, let alone
a contributing member to society.

I have no sympathy for you. I feel bad for myself for being forced to interact with
you. Its bullshit that you are conscious and had to be in my vision. I will never
recover from this - you have singlehandedly jaded my view of the world and made me
very hopeless and cynical.
Your character is flawed in a myriad of ways, its an impressive feat that someone
could be so grossly incompetent in all areas of human socialization. My disgust for
this shows no boundaries; I have been violently puking in 20 minute intervals for
days now due to your worthlessness. You're character is so devoid of any charisma
that the only thing to do to would be to force you to change via bullying. You low
down piece of shit, dog humping, glue huffing, window licking son of a retarded
whore, If there hadn't been a god damn life guard at the shallow end of the fucking
gene pool you would have drowned because you sure as fucking shit were not smart
enough to figure out how to work the god damn stairs out of the water, if I
wouldn't feel so bad afterwards I'd stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry,
but I'd feel bad kicking a guy with only two braincells one of which is lost and
the other one looking for it, it's like you were born on top of the inbred retard
family totem pole and fell off on top of your underdeveloped head, hell if the
numerous late term abortions your mom tried when you were 2 didn't kill you I don't
know what would, you're like a special Olympics version of Superman, your main
superpower is sucking the smarts out of everyone in the room with your aura of
idiocy then doing fuck all with the stolen intelligence because you're always two
busy trying to suck an egg through a bendy straw or some shit, there are vegetables
on life support smarter than you, right now, how do you even feed yourself? Most of
the god damn food ends up on your clothes anyways and the fork may as well be a
suicide vest detonator in your fumbling retard hands, hell I bet you couldn't even
get that right "Push this button and you'll see lots of pretty fireworks" and you'd
get it stuck up in your fucking nose, lots of fucking room up in there so it would
probably be gone for good, I've seen you fisting your nose digging for gold so I'm
sure you could fit a detonator in there, holy shit I'm out of fucking breath, your
existence itself tires me the fuck out.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you
know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in
numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with
precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my
fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of
spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare
for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call
your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you
in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I
extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of
the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could
have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring
down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you
didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all
over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. Now get this you two
timing chimpanzee, there ain't gonna be any interview and there ain't gonna be any
story, I wouldn’t cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it
up, and if I ever lay my two eyes on you again, I’m gonna walk right up to you and
hammer on that monkey skull of yours ‘til it rings like a Chinese gong. Oh, so you
don’t know why I’m angry with you? So clearly you’ve forgotten what we’ve been
doing for the past three weeks you dunderheaded, go by the ground, ninnyhammer,
shabaroon, white livered poltroon. The problem is you're focusing on the things in
life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did.
But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really
matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I
think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I
don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the
few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now.
Good luck.
You sir are a stupid dumb shit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl
then you don't deserve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling
ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherein you survive
without a dick, without a sphincter, without an ear, or even your nutsack. Or
better yet, thread a needle with a string, then dip it in saltwater and jam it
through your testicles, then put the same exact string in both of your eyeballs
where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eye
dog named Butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of
your life. When you get him to lick the peanut butter off, he'll somehow manage to
choke on your tiny little shaft. Then he will idie causing you to cry out of your
blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead testy chewing dog in
the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue Prius and live in
pain for exactly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell. THEN (no i
am NOT done) Satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass
that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like Al Quaeda and
be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into
the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds
of thousands of centuries without any breaks until you ing explode and guts go
everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause she's ing your cousin
Steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and she dies and also goes
to Hell to be raped by lava demons, where she'll get her burned off for eternity,
but your soul goes to Super Hell where they convert you to a cat **ing atheist with
no liver and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will
chew the remaining pieces of your infected nutsack off until he is forced to chew
off your entire dick and shove it down your throat. You'll choke, die, and got to
Extreme Hell and have your dick replaced with Hitler's dick and then they send you
back up to Earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says 'I have
Hitler's nuts!' And then when Jews read it they will get their dogs to chew out
your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to Butch Hell and
100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and
ever! Eventually one of the clones will eat your last bit of nutsack off and you
will be crying from so much pain that they kick you out of Butch hell and send you
back to Earth where you are forced live in an apartment with over 9,000 gay people
in New Jersey until Richard Simmons breaks in your house through your toilet and
forces you to do hours and hours of dancing to the oldies. And just when you think
it's all over, Carrot Top comes over to do some prop comedy for you. Then, after
breaking your leg, a giant koala bear breaks in through your window and chews the
other off. Then you, laying there, legless Pedobear breaks in through your shower
and pokes a hole in your cheek which he sticks his wang in until there's a huge
meteor shower which rips through your body, and leaves you alive to feel nothing
but pain and suffering. All other human beings are dead but yourself, and you can't
move. Your only food comes from the occasional cockroach that climbs in through a
hole in your cheek (that Pedobear made from poking you so much) and walks down
close enough to your throat so you can swallow and the cum you got from Pedobear
raping you. Then 30 years later, bunch of ass robot-pirate-bears come for you and
start poking even more holes in your body 'till you bleed to death and go back to
Butch hell where you belo
ng. Then when the Butch clones want nothing to do with you (because one of them ate
your testicles off) please skin yourself with a rusty pizza cutter then pour chew
tobacco and alcohol all over yourself, shove a rake up your butt and make yourself
an anus just to pull it back out and tie it around a stalagmite in which you hang
yourself on, then hollow out the inside of your dick and wrap the outer skin around
your lips the piss and cum stream going into your mouth, stick needles in your
eyeballs and up your nose then stick a dagger into both your eardrums and scalp
yourself, put a nail on your skull then hit it with a hammer multiple times then
tear your jaw off its hinge and nail it to your chin, stretch your uvula out of
your mouth then wrap it around your face, cut your face down to the bone and snap
both your elbows and knees rib your feet and hand off and stab all the bone ends
into your lungs, then cut open your stomach and expose all your organs, grabbing
your intestine and making it into a noose, then rub honey all over yourself and
watch as hellbugs and hellcrabs and small hellanimals crawl all over you and start
to eat you alive for days as you lay in your own stinking pile of piss and sperm
going into your mouth as hellrats and hellbugs and hellwasps nest living inside
your organs and then splash stomach acid all over your face and chew on your own
muscles and organs and tongue to prevent starvation and hellanimals crawl through
your neck you choke on a hellporcupine and get spikes sticking through your
jugulars and throat, then disconnect all your veins and arteries and stick the ends
in your nose as blood comes shooting up your nose and filling your skull and
shooting out through the small holes in your eyes caused by the needles then after
months drown in your own . Eventually you'll wake up still with the on your face,
surprised to see that you have all your body parts and get raped by Michael Jackson
who died from looking at your face. then he cums on your bowling ball pancreas
untill EVERY Butch clone comes and chews his nuts off and then the Butch clones cum
on your pancreas and your face explodes. You come back as a 13 year old sexy Jewish
girl in 1945, where you are in a concentration camp and you get gang raped by 666
Nazis and even Hitler himself gets so turned on by your sexiness that he ties you
to the ground and smacks your face with his dick, trying to force you to give him a
blowjob until he crushes your head and your brains come out and it dries to the
ground so you are stuck there being cock slapped by Hitler, Michael Jackson, and
your cousin Steve (who turned out to be weaselfan) until he dies and leaves you
there until you die and go to hell, Satan rapes your family who is also dead. Then
you try to save them and get hit by a warthog and Master Chief rapes you 7 times
until his shield goes down and then he gets killed by the Arbiter who also rapes
you until you have six new holes. You'll then lose all your precious body fluids
through your new holes and you ing evaporate. You wake up in your room, still a
sexy Jewish chick, but now you're lesbian and you have a penis and you got Hitler's
nuts back. You don't want to be a shemale so you go in your garage and force your
dick into a toaster but you just crush and toast your nuts, you are too much of a
pussy to finish the job. Your junk now dangle by a small piece of skin which you
tear off to use to choke your mom who accidentally eats them and dies and you her
corpse until her rotten infuses with your small pecker and you're stuck ing her
until you die and go to Incest is Best Hell still **ing your mom to be raped in the
ass by Satan himself who will eventually get his dick infused with your butthole s
o you'll be walking around with your mom and Satan ing you until their members rot
off. You pump your mom's corpse's stomach and get your nuts and glue them back on
and after escaping the seven layers of hell where you were forced to stick your
head up a million goatses, you finally make it back to Earth where you wind up
somewhere in Nevada and you accidentally digest a cactus from your rectum and then
when you ask an albino for directions to the nearest hospital, he ends up being
Pedobear in disguise who rapes you in your ass that is filled with cactus quills
and he impales his dick and it gets stuck in there. He tries to squirm it out but
it gets ripped off and he dies and goes to some dimension inhabited by horny naked
girls. Lucky him. A few weeks later you befriend a black furry, emo, stoner chick
and one day you get really high and her. She leans over and notices your testicles
are crushed and toasted and she leaves you and becomes satanic so she can go to
hell and have a several way with your old girlfriend, some lava demons and now a
gigantic foot. You get depressed and cut your dick off and bleed to death where you
go to hell to see the hot sex both of your girlfriends are (no longer) forced to
have with lava demons and the foot. This causes them pleasure but you can't get a
boner or whack off because you cut off your dick, dumbass. While you are watching
the three get it on in a semen covered gory, footy, orgasm, Hitler comes over,
stares deeply at you then whispers in your ear "I want my nuts back" and he grabs
your... I mean Hitler's nuts and pulls them until he accidentally pops one of them
and his hand gets covered in his own sperm which turns him gay and he starts ing
you in the * but his shaft gets stuck in your butthole with Pedobear's dick and you
take a very hard and you out both of their dicks fall out and you have watch
Hitler eat the ty, dicky concoction (see what I did there?) and puke them back up
until your dick grows back. When it finally does, you develop a lava demon on black
emo on feet on your first girlfriend fetish and you get the bad urge to jump in but
you can't because you're in hell and all you can do is watch. You can't even whack
off to it either or your dick would fall off and you'd have to watch Hitler eat it
and puke it until it grows back.
You.. dirty.. stuck-up.. statistic.. shit-eating, cock-sucking, ball-fucking,
penis-smelling, cock-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-
loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless,
dickless, testicle-joking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-bae, sheep-fondling,
toilet-kissing, self-centered, fice-puking, elbowshopping, snot-spitting, crab-
grabbing, pig-nose, monkey-laughing, bastard-screwing, beach-hitting, fartknocking,
sad-busting, glue-tasting, bareblowing, head-swabling, bitch-snatching, hand-
jobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plunging, hole grabbing,
uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whoremongering, midget-munging, goose-banging, hole-
binding, concept verse mega neutralized ASSHOLE!!
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You
uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to
humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so
indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used
as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their
collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a
way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our
sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing,
because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may
have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a
museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may
learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may
have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to
society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son,
for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a
family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can
possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover
into a state of organization.
Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which
unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is
upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of
horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know
into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are
such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy
place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac
religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an
idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would
have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing,
cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope
to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly
idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize
that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they
would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part
of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster
actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken
place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute
embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to
make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in
the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an
eldrich abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes,
but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very
best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic
mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still
would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix
history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would
have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in
history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother
must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth
to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical
rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be
able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted
to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again,
but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered
every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute
abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity.
I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon
this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now
that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event
in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in
general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the
infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to
survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s
greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil
you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively
killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline
being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children,
because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile
radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment
not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The
disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone
who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable
mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they
would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever
to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would
reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.
I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure,
yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just
gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating
working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs
chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute
shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic,
disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less
humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when
thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might
have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am
honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to
comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free
from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance
at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you
fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now.
Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and
more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what
your failure actually means for the universe.
My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of
Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and
back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my
hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was
low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined
would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that
when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this
world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will
ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and
especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the
opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me
that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic
and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your
future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would
exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even
be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.