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MIRROR: Magical person inside mirror who likes to tell jokes to NARA.
*BAD: Bad fairy who made the spell that cursed ROSE.
*GOOD: Good fairy who turned the curse of ROSE into a sleeping spell.
*SHEEP: Several dancing sheep that NARA tries to count to fall asleep
*ALICE: Of Wonderland
*PEA: Princess who looks for a pea or something else that might be keep NARA
awake.
*GOLDILOCKS: A light-haired girl who wants to find something that is just right.
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*RIP: A wise old person named Rip Van Winkle.
CAST NOTES:
BOY, MAD HATTER, PAPA BEAR and RIP could be played by 1 to 2 males.
ROSE, BAD, GOOD, ALICE, QUEEN OF HEARTS, PEA, SNOW and RAVENNA
can be played by as few as 3 females)
SHEEP and ANIMALS could be played by 2 or more actors (the more the better)
RED, WOLF, GOLDILOCKS, MAMA BEAR and BABY BEAR can be played by 3
females.
SCENE:
(The scene is a bedroom with a large royal bed center. The bed has fancy bedding
and 3 mattresses. There is a table with 3 chairs at one end of the stage. On the
other end of the stage is a large wardrobe with a framed cutout representing a
mirror. The actor who plays MIRROR appears here throughout the play. A black
curtain is inside the wardrobe so the MIRROR actor can appear to fade in and out.
The play starts in darkness)
(A spotlight appears on the MOON. MOON sings a song such as “Hush Little
Baby” or “Rockabye Baby Blues”)
(Lights come up on the rest of the stage. Princess NARA is tossing and turning in
bed overdramatically during the opening song as lights come up. NARA finally gets
up frustrated. She goes to the window where MOON is sitting)
NARA: Oh stop.
(They laugh)
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MIRROR: It’s midnight. Go to sleep before you turn into a pumpkin.
(They laugh)
MIRROR: Thanks.
NARA: Nope.
COOK: How about some turkey? That should help make you sleepy.
NARA: What?
NARA: Are you keeping everyone awake? I don’t want anyone asleep before me. I
hate it when I’m the only one awake.
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CHAMBERLAIN: We all hate that princess.
NARA: I’d be so sad if I was the only one who couldn’t sleep.
CHAMBERLAIN: I have an entire lineup for you tonight. After so many sleepless
nights, I’m prepared. I offered a reward to the one who could help you.
CHAMBERLAIN: Quiet.
(CHAMBERLAIN opens the door and ROSE stumbles in sleepily. NARA does a
curtsy. ROSE bows and falls asleep standing. NARA clears her throat. ROSE
wakes up)
NARA: I can’t fall asleep. I’m up all night and can’t stay awake during the day.
NARA: You’re an expert on sleep. I mean you’re known as Sleeping Beauty. You
know all about it. You slept like for 100 years or something crazy like that. What’s
your secret?
ROSE: (wakes up) Well… what you need to know… what was the question?
NARA: Chamberlain!
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ROSE: Pluck your finger.
NARA: Yes?
NARA: Die?!
ROSE: Well, I was supposed to die, but a good fairy changed it to a sleep spell.
ROSE: I think it was a combination of both their spells that did it.
NARA: Who?
NARA: I can’t sleep. And you both made Rose sleep for like 100 years. Think you
could manage a week or so?
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BAD: I will add some poison to this spinning wheel. Prick your finger on the
spinning wheel… and die!
GOOD: Sometimes.
NARA: Sometimes?
(CHAMBERLAIN escorts out GOOD and BAD. COOK brings in food and prepares
table)
MIRROR: What do you call it when someone wants to eat every time they can’t
sleep?
NARA: What?
COOK: I’ve got one for you. Why did the chef stop cooking?
NARA: Why?
(CHAMBERLAIN returns)
(Red Riding Hood enters with WOLF dressed as Grandma. CHAMBERLAIN exits)
RED: This is my grandma. She’s always sleeping. I thought maybe she could help.
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COOK: It’s Princess Nara’s snack.
RED: What’s with you? What bad manners you have grandma?
WOLF: May I?
NARA: Go ahead.
(COOK exits)
(BOY enters)
BOY: Wolf!
RED: Grandma! You must use the bathroom again? What a small bladder you
have grandma.
BOY: Wolf!
BOY: I hear there’s a big prize for the one who can help you sleep.
NARA: You shouldn’t sell it. The winner should display it proudly.
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BOY: Sure, I’ll keep that in my trophy case for everyone to see.
(Dancing SHEEP scene with music like an upbeat version of Ba Ba Black Sheep or
something similar to “Beep Beep I’m a Sheep.” NARA tries counting them while
they dance. SHEEP dance out)
(ALICE is spacy)
ALICE: I have the most amazing dreams. Maybe you could go there too.
NARA: Maybe.
ALICE: We have to find the white rabbit. Come, look with me.
ALICE: Actually, now that I think about it… I usually find a nice cozy spot outside
first and read a book.
ALICE: How sad. Perhaps you should learn to read. That might help you sleep.
ALICE: Maybe. Get cozy. I’ll read you the story of…
(ALICE is startled)
NARA: Followed?
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(MAD HATTER rushes in)
MAD HATTER: Tea time.. Tea time… would you like some sleepy time tea?
(Possible song with MAD HATTER and ALICE such as “Tea for Two”)
MAD HATTER (CONT.): Drink up. Drink up. You’ll be asleep in no time.
MAD HATTER: Or can you? I wonder what a good dream tastes like. Pour me
another dream, will you?
MAD HATTER: Perhaps that is your trouble. Too much going on up there. It keeps
me from sleeping. It keeps you from relaxing. Your head is so full of so much worry
and seriousness. You can’t dream… you can’t imagine. What a terrible situation.
QUEEN OF HEARTS: I know how she can do it. Off with her head!
(QUEEN OF HEARTS goes after NARA. CHAMBERLAIN tries to stop her. ALICE
and MAD HATTER jump in to defend NARA too).
QUEEN OF HEART: Come now. You’ll sleep so much better without a head.
(ALICE and MAD HATTER manage to get QUEEN OF HEARTS out after a
struggle)
CHAMBERLAIN: You still have more visitors who want to help? Are you feeling
tired though?
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CHAMBERLAIN: Princess Pea.
CHAMBERLAIN; Yes
(CHAMBERLAIN exits)
MIRROR: I don’t think the Queen of Hearts was playing with a full deck. What’s her
deal anyway?
PEA: It’s lovely to be here, Princess. I hear you’re having trouble sleeping.
PEA: That happened to me once too, but it was just a trick that only princesses can
feel. There might be something under your mattress that might be causing the
trouble. Let’s look and see. The culprit might be as small as a pea. We have to
make sure we look everywhere.
(PEA pokes around a little bed around the bed peeking under the pillow)
PEA: That’s an excellent question. I’ve wondered that myself. Turns out it is a test.
(PEA does a gentle search at first and then goes crazy and rips apart everything)
PEA: That’s how they find a true princess. We are so delicate that even a little pea
will disturb our slumber. And that’s probably why you can’t sleep. Something itty
bitty is in here. Could be a pea? Could be a crumb? Could be sliver from your
thumb? Anything will do it. It’s madness.
(PEA pulls apart the bed so the bedding is everywhere. PRINCESS had 3
mattresses, and these get pulled out and spread around)
PEA: I don’t see anything. You’re in the clear. Have a good night. Sleep well!
(PEA exits)
(GOLDILOCKS enters)
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GOLDILOCKS (CONT.): No wonder you can’t sleep. But the key is to find the right
spot.
PRINCESS: Who?
BABY BEAR: She broke my chair and ate my food and took my favorite pillow.
(NARA lifts a sheet to hide the action. They all dogpile on GOLDILOCKS and
NARA drops the sheet on BEARS. GOLDILOCKS gets away and runs off. BEARS
struggle and mess up things even more)
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(CHAMBERLAIN enters)
CHAMBERLAIN: Oh, dear. Things don’t appear to be going very well. Perhaps this
next person will be of some help.
NARA: Routine?
NARA: Cleaning?
SNOW: I clean my entire castle from top to bottom. I get so sleepy after.
(SNOW starts to whistle or hum and clean. Animals start appearing and want to
help)
SNOW (CONT.): I find that cleaning and doing some chores always wears me out
and makes me extra sleepy.
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SNOW: That’s the best reason to clean and do chores. A good princess is an
example to her people. How can we expect to have a beautiful kingdom if we don’t
make our home lovely too.
NARA: But is that why you fell asleep for so long? Wasn’t it a sleeping spell that
made you fall asleep for a long time?
NARA: So there is a sleeping spell? You have to tell me what it is. I really need
some sleep.
SNOW: But you don’t want that. It’s a terrible spell by a very wicked person.
NARA: I do want it. Badly. I need some sleep! Even if it’s for weeks, months or
years. It doesn’t matter.
(SNOW gathers the animals and goes. One MOUSE stays and hangs out)
NARA: Chamberlain!
(CHAMBERLAIN enters)
NARA: Wonderful!
NARA: No!
RAVENNA: Good to see you, Princess Nara. I see you are one of the farest in the
land.
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NARA: You two know each other?
RAVENNA: I see you have my old mirror. Has it served you well?
NARA: Mirror is a wonderful companion. I wish you’d told me about her though.
MIRROR: Trust me. You would have been better off without her.
RAVENNA: But now I’m here… would you care for an apple?
RAVENNA: Nothing.
NARA: Perfect.
(NARA takes a bite. RAVENNA laughs. MIRROR gasps, NARA closes her eyes
and hopes she’ll sleep but then nothing)
(RAVENNA takes a bit of pear and then passes out on a mattress. CHAMBERLAIN
and COOK enter)
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(CHAMBERLAIN can help her out or CHAMBERLAIN and COOK can drag
mattress with her on it out)
NARA: This is hopeless. I’m going to be awake forever. What time is it now,
mouse?
MIRROR: Let’s see who else we can talk to. There’s that cobbler whose shoes get
fixed every night when he sleeps.
MIRROR: And there’s Jack and the sleepy giant he’d steal from.
MIRROR: Oh, wait. I think Jack did something to the giant. Never mind.
NARA: This is hopeless. Isn’t there anyone out there who knows what to do?
NARA: You slept for like 20 years! That’s perfect. How’d you do it?
RIP: There is a drink you can drink, first there is something you must do. Relax.
Relax and take off your shoes.
NARA: My shoes?
(RIP gets a large bowl or tub from COOK who enters. They place it by NARA’s
feet)
RIP: In this bowl you’ll soak your feet. It’s quite a little treat. For I will give you a bit
of this potion while you sit.
RIP: Just a little will be enough to help you sleep without a fuss. Just a drop as a
test where your feet rest should be enough for a night.
RIP: But is your life so bad, that you’d be glad to miss so much while you’re out of
touch?
NARA: I guess not. I mean the sleep thing is terrible, but I guess the rest of my life
isn’t so terrible.
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RIP: You’re a princess of this fair land. Being royalty is quite grand. Be thankful for
what you are, and the happiness you’ve enjoyed so far. Think of the good in your
life and do not worry about the strife. Worry will only get you down. Think happy
thoughts and erase that frown.
(NARA yawns. MIRROR, MOUSE and MOON get quietly excited. MOUSE gets
CHAMBERLAIN and COOK during following)
RIP: I missed so much when I slept for 20 years. My family wept and there were so
many tears. So, sleep a little and don’t go away. Sleep one night and one day.
Focus on the good you’ve done and the happiness you’ve had. And then your
dreams, you’ll always be glad.
(NARA has drifted off to sleep. MOUSE, CHAMBERLAIN and COOK help her on to
a mattress and tuck her in)
(CHAMBERLAIN to RIP)
(End with a SONG such as Sweet and Low Lullaby or I’ll See You In My Dreams
[public domain songs])
END OF PLAY
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