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PHOEBE:
Thanks.
CHANDLER:
What...?
PHOEBE: Wow.
RACHEL: You guys, this is big.
Power-company guys?
Eligible looters?
What's my number?
CHANDLER [THINKING]:
Oh, my God. It's her.
It's that Victoria Secret model.
Something Goodacre.
Oh, my God.
Is it a vestibule?
Maybe it's an atrium?
JILL:
I'm fine.
JOEY:
Hey, everyone.
ALL:
Ooh.
Oh!
Do something.
Just make contact. Smile.
Yeah, thanks.
[PHONE RINGS]
Hello?
- It's me.
- It's Chandler.
[MUMBLING]
I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule...
What?
[MUMBLING]
I'm stuck...
Oh, my God.
Chandler, listen.
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
RACHEL:
Come on, somebody.
MONICA:
I'll go. I'll go.
JOEY: Ooh.
- Pool table?
That's my sister.
Okay, okay.
My weirdest place would have to be...
Uh, Ross?
[CLEARS THROAT]
Disneyland, 1989.
"It's a small world after all."
No way.
Ooh. Rachel?
I already went.
MONICA:
Tell us. Come on.
- Step back.
- We have a winner.
- Come on.
- No.
- Probably.
- Really?
- Yeah, right.
- It is.
Eventually, it kind of burns out.
In my ex-wife's case,
lesbianism.
Okay.
- You don't?
- Mm-mm.
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
- You do?
- I do.
ROSS:
Ah.
- What?
- You and Rachel.
[CHUCKLES]
[STUTTERS]
Why not?
No, Ross.
You're mayor of the Zone.
Look, I'm taking my time, all right?
Priesthood.
I will, I will.
What?
- What, now?
- Yeah.
- Shh!
- Shh!
- What?
- Uh, don't you hear that?
Ah.
- See?
- Huh.
CHANDLER [THINKING]:
What the hell was that?
PHOEBE [SINGING]:
New York City has no power
La-la
La-la-la-la-la
- Here goes.
- You'll do it?
- I'll do it.
- Want help?
Ross, Ross.
Thanks.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Why not?
- Because of, uh, the reason.
- About what?
- He's planning your birthday party.
Oh, my God. I love him.
- About what?
- My surprise party.
What?
It's so nice.
...ment.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Here goes.
- Oh.
- Yes, that's right.
What?
[YELLS]
Ow. Ow.
During a blackout?
She'll get trampled.
Yeah?
CHANDLER [THINKING]:
Gum would be perfection?
I loathe myself.
PHOEBE:
Oh.
- Bob Buttons?
- Uh-huh.
Bob Buttons.
Here, Bob Buttons.
Oh!
RACHEL:
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Hi.
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
Wow.
- This is Monica...
- Hi.
...and Joey...
MONICA: Hi.
...and Ross.
MONICA: Hi.
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
Monopoly.
Look at that.
So, uh...
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
You betcha.
CHANDLER [THINKING]:
All right. Okay. What next?
Here we go.
Good save.
We're back on track and I'm...
Oh, my God.
You're choking.
Better?
Yes.
That was...
Perfection?
[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
[MIMICKING PAOLO]
[RACHEL LAUGHS]
That's classic.
This is so un-me.
But I won't.
...but, God.
Paolo, hi.
- Ross.
- Listen, uh...
- Thing?
- Thing. Yes, thing.
- In bed?
- No.
Oh.
So do you, um?
- Ready?
- Mm-hm.
ROSS:
Kind of spooky without any lights.
ROSS:
Okay, guys, I have the definitive one.
[GROANS]
Uh, Ross...
See you.
[English - US - SDH]