Long Rim Rumor Generator by Perijove and the LANCER community

Roll 2d20 and consult the table below. Results that are not grammatically correct may require
some interpretation. Results that are nonsensical or absurd are working as intended. Whether
or not the rumors are true is for you to know and your players to find out.
First Subject of conspiracy Second is/are actually...
result Result

1 The stationmaster 1 UIB agent(s)

2 A local pirate 2 an NHP

3 Union, or a visiting Administrator 3 RA

4 Trunk Security 4 Constellar Midnight(s)

5 The owner of that melon stand over 5 able to see the future
there

6 Voladores 6 able to read thoughts

7 Ecumenical Aun 7 secretly supporting (roll a d4: 1.

Horizon 2. HA 3. The KTB 4. The
Ascendent Aun

8 A local underground powerbroker 8 a pirate lord

9 You (the pilot) 9 a plant (as in, flora)

10 Another PC in your party (roll to find 10 bug alien(s) in disguise

out which one)

11 I (the person detailing the rumor) 11 a front for a HORUS cell

12 The Pierogi stand across the street 12 from 10,000 years in the future

13 A visiting Barony noble 13 from before the Fall

14 Some imported megafauna 14 trying to destabilize the region for

profit and/or glory

15 A merchant ship that arrived 15 an HA acquisitions officer

yesterday

16 An NPC the players know 16 an exotic animal trading operation

17 A stray Krait loudly rummaging in a 17 Ungrateful hideout/plant/scheme

nearby waste receptacle
18 A local subaltern repair shop 18 running weapons to the Dawnline
Shore

19 Sparri mercenaries 19 Christ the Buddha

20 Everyone 20 has a kill count of over a hundred