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64 WRITERS’ NEWS
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Art imitating life imitating art? Tom Hanks, one of the world’s
CC BY 2.0 John Bauld
It’s all a bit bleak in the wide world beyond the blacked-
out windows of WM Towers, so we’ve been trawling
the dark recesses of the tinterweb for light relief. So Last but oh-so-not-least, let’s share the love for literary
for those of us who like jokes of the what’s yellow and late bloomers. 80-year old debut author Jane Campbell’s
dangerous variety (answer, shark-infested custard), here short story collection, Cat Brushing, has recently been
are some puerile larfs about writers: published by riverrun. ‘“Cat Brushing” was the first story
• What did the writer say when he glued himself to his I’d ever tried to write. And I wrote that when I was 77,’
book? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. she told Slate. It was published in the London Review of
• I should write a book about procrastination. Books, and on the back of that, Jane got an agent who
But I’m a terrible writer so I probably won’t. advised her to write more stories about old women. Jane
• What do you call a well-slept, well fed writer? rolled up her sleeves in no uncertain terms, and got on
Content writer. with it. ‘I wanted to present old women that weren’t
• What do you call an immaterial fantasy writer? like... stereotypes but were fully formed human beings.
A non-fongible Tolkien You know, sometimes they kill themselves. Sometimes
• What dinosaur is a writer’s best friend? they fall in love,’ Sometimes they kill someone else.
Thesaurus Sometimes they have passions, and they make mistakes,
I’m here every Wednesday, after the meat raffle. and they do ghastly things, and they do wonderful
Boom-boom. things. But they’re not saints. They’re hard to overlook,
I hope.’ Just like their author. Hats off, Jane.
PLANE-SPOTTING
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S TA R L E T T E R
DIVINE INTERVENTION
tion’ feature with
When reading the ‘My path to publica
mentioned the stars
Sunyi Dean (WM Aug) I noticed she
el. Seeing her
aligning, post-Covid, with her third nov
words evoked similar feelings in me.
8 convinced I
Having dropped out of university in 201
and been laughed
was developing early-onset dementia –
ic – before finally
out of a GP’s appointment, pre-pandem
I felt it was a very
being diagnosed with ADHD in 2022, WHERE TO FOCUS?
ple struggle with
positive experience to see that other peo I have been a subscriber to Writing Magazine for
such similar
the same aspects of writing that I do, for several months. I really find the features throughout
y varied for all
reasons. Neurodiversity is so fascinatingl the magazine insightful, give great tips and make
encouraged
involved. The article, although brief, has me feel inspired to write. One thing I do struggle
vou sly) signed
me to do two things. Firstly, I have (ner with though, is how to fit in all of the writing
have discovered
myself up to go back to university and outlets I want to try without feeling overwhelmed
Secondly, I have
that I am able to complete my degree. or stretching myself too much. For example, I enjoy
in with but I am
began writing again. Short stories to beg entering writing competitions, writing letters to
es that I am hoping
currently sitting with four finished piec magazines, doing my writing course, writing non-
k in progress.
will be competition-worthy, and one wor fiction features, working on a book of poems and
less scrambled,
Interestingly, my brain feels significantly working on a number of short fiction stories. I find
s now that I have
and I seem to have a better ability to focu it difficult to devote enough time to all of these areas
nk you.
returned to a positive, creative outlet. Tha and wondered if I should narrow down the areas or
CARRIE CAIRNS
Aberdeen have a structure in place?
SUE CAWTE
s a copy of the
The star letter each month earn Ilford, Essex
2, courtesy
Writers’ & Artists’ Yearboo 202
k
WM writers, what would be your
of Bloomsbury.
best advice for Sue? – Ed
ZAP-TASTIC
I would like to congratulate Maria Joannou on the best writing I read Maria Joannou’s article, Idea-zapping, with
advice I’ve read in some time (Idea-zapping, WM, Oct). interest. Having worked as an engineer for many years,
Her advice for coping with distractions and finding flow, from it was instinctive to plan in detail – you have to dig the
the perspective of a writer with ADHD, was refreshing and foundation before you can pour the concrete – when I
resonated strongly with me. From writing scenes out of order, started on novels; it seemed essential to plan and have
to working on several projects at once and switching when the targets and deadlines. Lately, however, I have found it
inspiration takes me, to allowing myself to daydream, I felt this fun to butterfly and Maria’s article reminded me of two
was advice I could really use. things: first, bowls. These days I see newcomers being
I have no ADHD diagnosis myself but have learned through told how to hold a bowl and how to stand; my coach
trial and error that many of these techniques work for me – said, ‘Put your bowl next to that wee white one. It’s not
although I’ve always felt a little like I was ‘breaking the rules’. how you get there, but the result.’ Second, there was
Maria’s article was honest and an invigorating change from other Mark Twain. He wrote that if he got stuck with a story,
writing on the subject. he put it into a pile with several others. When curiosity
I’ve highlighted several more tips from this piece and look forward pushed him, he’d look through the pile and often
to trying them out. Thank you Maria, your article was a real joy. thought, I know how that ends, and got on with it.
SARAH BASS D. G. DALTON
Poole, Dorset Faringdon, Oxon
of October’s WM. Folklore, Myths and Legends of competitions’ supplement. I really like the smaller
Britain – don’t I have a copy of that? So, I went to format and the thinner, less glossy pages (if a little
my bookshelf and indeed I do – a long ago Christmas wrinkly after their soaking). I plan to protect
present from my now deceased stepfather. The WIN!
£1.6M my supplement from future damage by storing
IN PR IZ
the feature had me looking online at the price such will mean I’ll be checking it on a regular basis
copies were fetching. What? Could I really sell my and submitting more stories and poems to
2022-23
book for £750? In reality, probably not. Mine is well competitions over the next year.
thumbed and somewhat battered and besides, I don’t AMANDA GRANT
want to part with it as it reminds me of the lovely Stowmarket, Suffolk
man who gave it to me all those years ago. But now
I have another reason to smile when I see it on the
bookcase. And I fully intend to buy a copy of The WHO’S COUNTING?
Watkins Book of English Folktales to sit alongside it. When reading Writing Magazine I sometimes feel a little low
KIM GRAVELL reading all the useful articles and great stories but never really get
Llanidloes, Powys to the stage of writing ‘The End’ on any of my own.
Having a few projects started but none finished I wonder if it
will ever happen, will I ever complete one and always think I am
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ne of the most depressing have got real validity, real power. It’s also laudably so. But, for the reasons explored
aspects of the Salman emphatically the world we do live in above, that is not a static process and
Rushdie stabbing is the way now – so I knew I needed to get with as intersectional progressivism becomes
that it so quickly became the program! more powerful – and it has become
folded into our ongoing obsession But, like so many theories, what is very powerful – what was once a tool of
with the so-called culture wars. It is a powerful method of analysis and liberation is in danger of becoming a tool
extraordinary and saddening that when debate on campus and in seminar rooms of oppression.
writers as august as Philip Pullman, begins to break down and show its Maybe I have watched too many
Antony Horowitz and Ian McEwan talk fault lines when confronted by reality. prison movies, but privileges for me
about cultures of fear, self-censorship and All radical ideologies have to negotiate smack of things that can be taken
death threats, they are not talking about the difference between analysing power away. Things over and above what one
the ravings of fascistic theocratic nutjobs, structures which one is outside of and might ordinarily expect. And yet these
but their colleagues in the publishing what happens when the success of that privileges – to have a voice, to be heard,
business, other writers, readers. People analysis means that its proponents start to be treated with dignity and respect are
who love books. to get their own hands on the levers of not privileges – they are rights. In other
Just to be clear, I don’t think that there power – ie the shift from the theoretical words they are not things which divide
are many writers who post death threats to the practical. us but which unite us.
on Twitter – if any – but the objects of One of the consequences of that So, yes, as a public school-educated
fear are not some clearly defined ‘other’ for intersectionality is a widespread white male, a literary agent with a
but people who just a few years ago would perception that as an ideology it does column in a magazine to boot, I should
have simply been assumed to be in ‘our’ seem to increasingly foster intolerance. be deeply conscious of how lucky I am
camp. There is no longer any ‘our’. While that is often disputed by its that I have a voice, that I get to be a
This is in part because adherents, I’d suggest it should come gatekeeper and I do need to be mindful
intersectionalism has come along and, as no surprise. Intersectionality makes of the degree to which I assume these
with some justification, splintered us all nodes scattered on a graph. It things are shared by other people. But
the comforting myths of a certain intrinsically divides us, it does not that should not make me or anyone
kind of liberal consensus. And as any bring us together. That is coded into else diffident or shy about the fact that
intersectionalist will have already noted, its structure and one of the reasons rights are not things anyone should
it is noticeable that the voices I quote why it has so enthusiastically been have to ask for. On the contrary they
decrying this hostile cultural climate adopted by corporate marketing are things which we must all assert,
are old white men: male, pale and stale. departments. Any politics which because there really are powerful people
People whose critique is, according to divides rather than unites must out there who would like to take them
the theory, rooted in their ‘privilege’. In struggle to be called progressive in away. It is they who are the enemy, not
other words they are not talking about the end. Just as any ideology which the people on either side of us who may
anything real, they are talking about is beloved by corporate marketeers or may not be sufficiently ideologically
how the cultural assumptions they were should also be regarded with suspicion. pure or engaged.
once able to take for granted, cultural That divisiveness is also shown in Lastly, I would like to say that I
assumptions which treated them very its language, in particular in the idea also do feel profoundly lucky to work
kindly, but which did not treat minority of privilege, which is so central to its in a profession where I am forced to
voices with anything like the same analysis of the world we live in. White challenge assumptions about myself and
kindness, are no longer so widely held. privilege and the admonitory warning the world I live in. I love the feeling
And as a white, public school-educated to ‘check your privilege’ are key aspects of not being allowed to settle into my
male myself that has been a chastening of the rhetoric of this movement and comfort zone. While there may be more
set of thoughts to have to parse. It’s they have been hugely effective means of important reasons for valuing debate,
required a lot of hard thinking and self- silencing some and turning the volume that is surely an aspect of it not to be
reflection, because aspects of the critique up for others. As I say, in many cases, overlooked. It is simply good for us!
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also many pitfalls along the way when get in print (or virtual print) by the click in this way but you can spot them if
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intellectual property rights and potential also earn up to 70% of the royalties from insist you assign rights in your book
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a steal? report from WGGB and the This democratisation of publishing is a they charge are usually much, much
Society of Authors, which examined the good thing, and we want to help potential higher than those offered by a genuine
practices of hybrid/vanity publishers, self-publishing authors capitalise on it. We self-publishing company, and you are
94% of writers who had paid to have know though from our members that it’s also very unlikely to ever see a return
their book published lost money, typically not just problem publishing companies on your investment. You can find out
in the thousands, with many authors that throw up difficulties – the process more about what we call the Wild
experiencing aggressive marketing tactics, itself can seem unnecessarily complex, West of self-publishing in our recent
manipulative sales approaches, unclear confusing and intimidating. This is joint report with Society of Authors’
contracts, and publishing processes and why we have decided to launch a free, Is it a steal? which looks at this subject
services that fell far short of expectations easy-to-understand online guide to self- in more depth, and was the result of
and value. publishing. You can download the full a large survey of authors in the UK
As a caseworker for the Writers’ Guild guide at www.writersguild.org.uk/self- (download it at www.writersguild.org.
of Great Britain, I routinely see the fall- publishing-guide and I’ve also rounded uk/wggb_campaigns/is-it-a-steal).
out of this, in my work providing legal up some key highlights below.
advice and support to our members. Always get your contracts vetted
Indeed, over the past few years, the Getting off the starting blocks We advise all writers to get legal advice
number of authors asking for help with By choosing to go down the self- before you sign any writing contract,
their self-publishing contracts has risen publishing route, you have already whether it is for a self-publishing service
exponentially. Fortunately, as a trade jumped one hurdle! You don’t have provider, or not. If you are a member of
t has been twenty months Finding a community in BookTok books that I felt connected to. I still
since I became a content As a reader who likes to obnoxiously feel incredibly honoured to create
creator on TikTok, or, more squawk about good books, you can fun content about the books I love,
specifically, BookTok. For imagine the haven BookTok seemed and for the people I’ve met online. I
those unfamiliar, BookTok is a to me. My husband really isn’t much have these amazing friends who exist
niche little corner on a video-sharing of a reader. There’s only so much in a world separate to real life. How
social media app. Cute, right? It has commentary about dudes in armour appealing that is, to someone who
been twenty months since my life he can tolerate before I become, in seeks escapism.
did not revolve around creating/ his words, ‘unbearable’, and in my
editing/posting content, accepting/ words, ‘analytical.’ BookTok was an BookTok bitchfest
reading/reviewing advanced reader excellent outlet for that. I started off Six months in, and I’d had a hateful
copies, and interacting/fielding by joining in on popular discourse and comment or two. Mostly men telling
notifications in my comment section. dissecting books. I tapped into the me that I talked too much, that I
Twenty months since BookTok romance community’s love for tropes. was psychotic. Boring slander. Easy
launched me into the book industry, I made videos about the ‘recipe for to ignore. Every woman who has
first as a reviewer, then as a self- new adult romance’ and made fun walked among men has heard the
published author, and soon, as a of fictional men archetypes. I found same. Otherwise, looking through my
traditionally published one. Such is hilarious book quotes and shared those, comment section at that time, with
the power and influence of BookTok. too. I got my husband on board and 100k followers, there was a litany of
started comparing him to the likes of funny banter and support. My videos
What’s the BookTok effect? Mr. Darcy and Captain Wentworth. are comedic in nature. Its easy to avoid
BookTok took the print industry Eventually, I incorporated book reviews hate when there’s nothing political or
by storm in 2020 and is largely and was delighted to find that people polarising in your content. But I do
responsible for the increased profit enjoyed those too. The rate at which remember my first negative comment
margins since. The BookTok hashtag my following grew was shocking to me. from a woman, and I won’t pretend it
was used 12.6 billion times in 2021 I’m still not completely convinced that didn’t pinch:
and has firmly instated itself as a my Australian accent isn’t responsible. ‘I don’t like you, or your content.
virtual community for readers. I And so, the free books started But I’m excited for this book.’
think it’s fair to say that the platform coming in. Indie authors were reaching Mostly innocuous. More a statement
has influenced change in publishing; out to send me a book or two, and of fact, really. I reasoned that this
changes in marketing strategy, then small publishing companies. I person was obviously severely tactless.
changes in author acquisitions. The ended up on Penguin Random House’s I ignored it.
industry places value in a potential and Entangled Teen’s mailing list and There have been more since.
author’s reach. It isn’t difficult to see I’d have PR boxes waiting on my ‘Her pupils are huge. Are you on
the opportunity in it, a writer with a doorstep every other week. I thought drugs right now?’
ready-made audience. For better or I’d hit the jackpot. Who knew being ‘Why do your nostrils look like that?’
worse, BookTok and platforms like an idiot and exploiting my husband ‘I feel sorry for your husband. Tell
it have turned heads globally. I could could lead to this? Without really him to call me.’
blow smoke in every direction, so I’ll thinking it through I was suddenly Just a few pleasant examples. I ignored
do that first. I’ll get to the grim side in working for these companies in a these as well. I became adept at blocking
due course. sense; creating content to market and deleting one-handed while I made
M OR E T H A N
ET S TH E EY E
ME
David Heke
Alan Garner, the oldest person to be shortlisted for the Booker Prize,
tells Tina Jackson about distilling language, stories and place to cast a spell with words
very year in book-land, the buzz around the Service. Books for adults include the four-novella series
Booker Prize is fierce. 2022 is no exception, The Stone Book quartet, detailing days in the lives of
but it’s fair to say that there’s one particular four generations of his family. His works are steeped in
author whose presence – first on the longlist, folklore and legend, influenced by the oral storytelling
and then, even more excitingly, the shortlist – traditions of his rural, working class upbringing near
has provoked particular interest. Alan Garner, the only Alderley Edge in Cheshire. Alan, who spent much
British author to make this year’s shortlist, is also the of his early childhood absent from school because of
oldest writer ever to be shortlisted, and with one of the serious childhood illnesses, was the first member of his
shortest books. ‘I was happy that it had connected with family of skilled manual craftsmen to get an extensive
other minds,’ says Alan, modestly. The Booker Prize formal education.
winner’s announcement, on 17 October just as WM goes Alan came to writing after going to Oxford to study
to press, is the same day as his 88th birthday. the Classics. He abandoned his degree and turned to
Alan’s Booker-listed novel, Treacle Walker, does writing fiction. ‘I realised that my intended future as an
more than just ‘connect’ with other minds. It’s that academic Classicist would be wrong for me, and that
rarest of things – a truly extraordinary book where the instead of analysing literature and language I should try
tiny, 15,000 wordcount delivers a mind-expanding to practise it,’ he says. He moved back to Alderley Edge
immersion in parallel narrative. Spare, allusive, playful, and began writing. His first novel, 1960’s The Weirdstone
terrifying, illuminating, deploying language like a of Brisingamen, was set there, partly based on local
magician, Treacle Walker is a magisterial piece of writing legends and folklore.
from a master of the craft. All his writing is part of his lifelong exploration of the
Treacle Walker is the latest novel from a writer Philip landscape – physical and metaphysical – of the place
Pullman has described as ‘the most important writer where he still lives, and its deep past. ‘It’s fundamental,’
of fantasy since Tolkien, and in many respects better Alan says. ‘Landscape and place determine the colour
than Tolkien, because better and more truthful.’ His and texture of the story. And everything grows from my
much-loved children’s novels include his debut, 1960’s feeling for the land.’
The Weirdstone of Brisingamen and 1967’s The Owl The character Treacle Walker, who gives his name to
in the book.’ The mythos of Treacle Walker involves speakers, especially rural, is Germanic throughout:
a folkloric creature called Thin Amren, who inhabits “daft”, “shent”, “mither”, “skrike” and is all the clearer
the bogland below the farm where Joseph lives, and for it. Whereas Thin Amren uses an Irish form of
riotously includes the characters from Joseph’s comic Germanic and Romance and archaisms: “flustication”,
collection, who display superpowers that enable them to “clanjander”, “mirligoes”, “glims”.’
move from page to centre stage – another imaginative In the midst of all this strange, arcane language, the
disruption for the reader as well as Joseph. Why comics? words used by the authorial voice are clear and direct.
‘British comics are Joseph’s only reading matter,’ says ‘The narration uses short, standard words, because it is
Alan. ‘For me, they are a joyful iconoclastic medium essential to be simple when expressing complex thought,’
that sabotages says Alan.
authority.’ Some of the words
Thresholds are “Creativity is the bringing together are ones that have
everywhere in a book
that works as a portal
of existing themes that have not echoes from his own
upbringing, such as
to realms of hidden been seen to connect before. Treacle Walker’s final
knowledge and wild
flights of imagination. Creative artists, in all fields, absorb words, to his pony:
‘Kosko gry! Kosko
‘Thresholds are what is around them... and through gry! Muk man kistur
boundaries; and tute naw!’ ‘They are
boundaries, both a kind of alchemy they make the only published
physical and temporal,
are where space and
something new.” examples I know of
The Horseman’s Word,
time hold no sway,’ says which gives power over
Alan. ‘A parish boundary is in neither one parish nor the other. horses,’ says Alan. ‘My grandfather, who was a smith and
Midnight is neither yesterday, today nor tomorrow.’ farrier, had it, but didn’t tell me what it was.’
This glorious, shape-shifting territory is the setting for It’s clear Alan cares deeply for the words he puts in his
perhaps the most striking element in Treacle Walker – characters’ mouths, and for the importance of preserving
its inventive use of language. Filled with vanishing and their meaning. ‘All this matters for its own sake, but
colloquial words, the text opens up another imaginative severely now, when people, especially young adults,
dimension that’s all about the possibilities of language. seem unable to speak without inserting “like” and “you
‘English has the largest vocabulary of any language; know” followed by an emotional interjection and a facial
more than 750,000 words and growing; three-quarters distortion, as substitutes for linguistic sense.’
of a million fragments of Babel,’ says Alan. ‘This The most important aspects of storytelling, for Alan,
richness is the result of being able to draw on both are economy and clarity. ‘Arranging the fewest words,
Germanic and Romance vocabularies.’ He’s eagle-eyed in the right order, as simply as possible, to tell a story,
about the etymology of language and what effect that however intricate that story might be.’
has on usage. ‘Germanic words tend to be short, direct, The stories that spark his imagination are: ‘Everything
honest, close, warm; words such as “love”, “come”, “go”. and everywhere. Creativity is the bringing together of
Romance words tend to keep emotion at a distance; existing themes that have not been seen to connect
“amity”, “propinquity”, “evacuate”. They also conceal, before. Creative artists, in all fields, absorb what is
especially in American military jargon, where “kill” around them. They plunder literature, landscape, ideas,
becomes “terminate with extreme prejudice”, and conversations, people, lives; and through a kind of
“death” is “zero survivability situation”.’ alchemy they make something new.’
Within the book, these linguistic ideas move from the Alan’s books have been categorised for ‘children’ and
theoretical to expressing the essence of its characters. ‘adults’ but the boundaries are porous for him here, too.
‘Treacle Walker hides emotion behind Romance words ‘There are no differences that I’m aware of in my own
until the very end, when Joe asks him what he truly work, since I don’t write “for” any group, and who reads
wants. Treacle Walker answers “Oblivion”, a Romance what I’ve written is beyond my control,’ he says.
word, then drops his defence and says, “Home”, Alan writes, at least initially, in longhand. ‘Writing is
Germanic. Joe, as with many regional and dialect a kinetic activity, where the movement of the arm and
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To read an
extract from
All That’s
Left Unsaid
LIEN
The former Los Angeles Times journalist walks us through how she mustered her
reporting skills to get started on her debut literary thriller, All That’s Left Unsaid
hen I set out to in society. But despite enrolling in gang violence. Although I grew up in
write my novel, All graduate school for creative writing, Cabramatta, my own memories were
That’s Left Unsaid, no one ever taught me how to start limited by my age (I was only a child at
I felt paralysed writing a novel. No one had instructed the time) and experience. Here’s what I
by fear. I wasn’t me on collecting the pieces of my didn’t know: everything else.
scared that my novel might be poorly imagination to begin the longest thing Instead of feeling my way through
received, even though that was a real I might ever write. the dark, I conducted research. I
possibility. I wasn’t worried that it might And so, I turned to the profession dredged up news clippings from the
not find a publisher or even lose sleep I knew best – journalism. Below are time. I read ethnographic studies
over the chances that the manuscript some of the reporting skills I drew from researchers who were on the
itself might come up short. No, those on that helped me craft my story’s ground in Cabramatta throughout the
worries would come later. My greatest opening, figure out my novel’s setting, 1990s. I interviewed people who lived
fear in those early days of writing my make the world feel rich and lived in and worked and had gang and drug
debut novel was that I wouldn’t have from the first page, and lay down word affiliations in Cabramatta. And the
enough material or momentum to after word so that I could cross the more I learned, the more it unlocked
complete even a first chapter. threshold of the first chapter. my imagination. For example, I read
You see, I had a rough idea for All about the horrifying practice of the
That’s Left Unsaid. I knew I wanted to Research ‘home invasion’– how gang members
tell a story about an Asian Australian When I began working on All That’s would break into people’s homes and
woman who tracks down the witnesses Left Unsaid, I adhered to the advice of steal their family photo albums before
to her brother’s grisly murder, ‘write what you know’. But here’s the threatening to target extended family
determined to find out what happened thing: ‘write what you know’ assumes members (which they could identify
and why they each claim to have seen that knowledge is finite when it can, from the photos) unless a ransom was
nothing. I knew I wanted it to read in fact, be expanded. So, here’s what paid. I also read about a knife fight
like a murder mystery. And I knew I I knew going into the first pages of that broke out at a community fashion
wanted to use the story to challenge the novel: I was setting the story in show—when the police showed up, all
the myth of the model minority—that Cabramatta, Australia, in the year two hundred guests claimed that they
oppressive idea that if racial minorities 1996; Cabramatta experienced a heroin didn’t witness a thing because they
just behave well enough and don’t rock epidemic during this time and the were in the bathroom. The venue only
the boat, they’ll earn an equal place suburb faced high levels of crime and had two toilet stalls.
While the novel doesn’t ultimately were bogged down with unnecessary what I’m talking about, while readers
make gang violence its core focus, when description. I later understood that with in-depth knowledge of the topic
you read the opening chapters of All ‘show, don’t tell’ had more to do with can still get something out of it.
That’s Left Unsaid, you’ll see the way these plucking out key details that could When crafting the opening pages of
details made it into the story, the way do a lot of heavy lifting. For example, All That’s Left Unsaid, it was important
they colour the setting, and the way they in a profile about a man preparing to to me that I find a similar sweet spot
gave me a starting point from which to graduate from the college where he because I didn’t want to alienate readers
spin up a bigger, deeper narrative. also worked as a janitor, journalist Tom – neither newcomers to stories about
Hallman Jr. described how this man Vietnamese Australian families, nor
Discipline drove his rusted car to the graduation Asian Australians/Asian Americans/
To overcome the intimidation of ceremony and, as he passed the college’s Asians in Britain who might already
starting a novel (60,000-plus words! security gates, a smiling guard slapped be deeply familiar with the culture I
Where would I even begin? What if the top of his car twice and gave him a was depicting. I knew that if I didn’t
I didn’t know where it would go?!), thumbs up. With this detail, Hallman explain what my characters were
I relied on a process that had gotten Jr. didn’t have to explain that the janitor thinking or feeling or contextualize how
me through lengthy feature articles: had known the security guard for a long they responded to the world around
writing a little bit every day. I set a low time, that they were on good terms, them, the former audience might feel
bar for myself – I simply had to clear and that the guard was proud of his confused. And I knew that if I over-
three hundred words. It didn’t matter friend for making it to graduation. The explained everything, from the meaning
if they weren’t any good. The goal few details said it all. of non-English words to cultural
was to make writing a habit, which Likewise, in the opening pages of All practices, the latter might feel that the
would make it less daunting, which That’s Left Unsaid, I wanted to establish novel wasn’t for them, that I was simply
would give me the confidence to keep that this story followed a working- playing tour guide to Anglo readers.
going. My journalism career taught class immigrant household, that the The solution? I chose to offer
me that discipline is more reliable than murdered brother was an accomplished explanation for any character-revealing
inspiration, so instead of waiting for over-achiever, and that our protagonist and character-enriching qualities, while
the perfect opening line to strike, I just – Ky Tran – is an incredibly anxious choosing to not explain or translate
started writing with the knowledge that young woman who is uncomfortable anything that was merely cultural. For
I would come back to revise. Word by around figures of authority. In lieu of example, in the first few pages of the
word, I wrote my way to a messy and explicitly stating the aforementioned novel, we learn that Ky Tran comes
imperfect first draft. information, I let the details do the from a family of bad communicators
talking: the family’s class was made who are unable to directly confront the
The hook apparent through the fact that they death of a brother and son. While this
Many reporters, myself included, have lived in a narrow townhouse; the could arguably be chalked up to their
agonised over the first line of their brother’s academic achievements were culture, it gave me an opportunity to
articles, with good reason: readers illustrated through the framed awards delve into their individual personalities
can be impatient, unforgiving, and that hung on the family’s walls; and and paint a portrait of a family
quick to abandon the story in front of whenever Ky spoke with her high grieving in its own way. Meanwhile,
them. And so, the first line is crucial school teachers, she could feel the anytime someone spoke in Vietnamese
in hooking the reader. It should pique squeak of her armpits rubbing against or Chinese, I did not translate it.
curiosity, draw readers in, and suggest each other as sweat stains bloomed Vietnamese dishes were not explained.
that there’s a rewarding story about to through her shirt. I relied on these My reasoning was that a reader should
be unfurled. I took this lesson from types of details to immerse readers in be able to infer meaning from context,
journalism to heart—the opening line the world of Cabramatta, in the Tran and, where context doesn’t help,
to All That’s Left Unsaid could serve family’s household, from the first page. then they could stretch – like readers
as the lede for a feature article: The around the world who often adapt
circumstances of Denny Tran’s death were Finding the sweet spot to Britishisms or Americanisms, they
so violent that most people in Cabramatta As a business reporter, whenever I could look things up or simply take it
were too spooked to attend his funeral. worked on a story that covered concepts in stride.
that a layperson might not be familiar These journalism skills not only
Making the details count with, like an initial public offering or helped me get started, they carried me
When I was a newbie journalist and venture capital investment, I had to through an entire first draft of my novel
was told to ‘show, don’t tell’, I thought write my article into the sweet spot and several re-writes. And now that All
this meant that I should go to great where accessibility meets credibility. In That’s Left Unsaid is written, printed,
lengths to describe a scene, place, other words, complete newcomers to and available for purchase, I’m free to
person, or situation. My early articles the subject should be able to understand worry about everything else.
s you read this, are you Libraries have always been a refuge, it is in a lot of us. I fondly remember
chilly? If you say no, I not just us bookworms and budding the thick plastic book jacket coverings,
won’t believe you. I’m writers. These comfortingly quiet, the grey plaid carpets, the friendly
picturing you on your musty book-smelling, openly inclusive staff behind the desk. I’d always spend
sofa wearing two pairs places are, crucially, safe and warm. some of my pocket money renting
of socks, two jumpers, a scarf and Sometimes, I should say, I’d find them a VHS or DVD (it was usually Miss
slippers while clasping a cuppa and a too warm. Well, there’s no such thing Congeniality I rented time and time
blanket – just as I am while writing as ‘too much heating’ these days, again). Granted, the digital age has
this. The rise in the cost of living is all apart from when we talk about global changed things, but I have a special
we hear about in the media, and all my warming, of course. I haven’t set foot affection and respect for a library, and
parents seem to talk about, so if you in my local library for years, but the that’s not just because my grandmother
were hoping for some literary escapism nostalgia of accompanying my mum was a proud librarian.
here, I apologise, as it’s also my topic there every week as a child and teen is These days I like to read a few books
of discussion today. ingrained into my memory, as I’m sure at once, so the three-week deadline
to extend or return a book doesn’t works out to 200 loved ones a day. local shops. Select libraries in Cardiff
work for me – if anything, it feels These often underfunded spaces are are offering a free hot drink on arrival
like another deadline for me to meet. the ones literally saving lives, just by too. Sadly, most of the smaller hubs and
However, very soon I’ll be rethinking providing heat. havens around the country can only
quite how valuable my local library in And libraries have always been be kept heated for two days a week,
Colchester could be to me... about so much more than books, prompting further discussions in local
With bills at an average £2,500 per from the mother and baby groups councils. But, when they could have
household a year, it’s more important to other community initiatives such just shut up shop to save their own
than ever to weigh up our lifestyles as crafting groups, and author and finances, these spaces – of which there
and where we spend our daytime, both illustrator meet-and-greets. ‘They serve are far too many to applaud in this
for the climate and our own wellbeing. hot drinks, provide a quiet spot to feature – give what they can back to
Reported in The Big Issue recently, learn and ponder, and discover… I’ve their communities.
over 14.5 million people, including made brilliant friends there too,’ local Such spaces are used not just to
4.3 million children, are living in Elizabeth tells me. ‘Our local library combat the cold, but also loneliness;
poverty in the UK. That’s according to even had a “warm coats” rail outside in Manchester, law firm gunnercooke
the social change organisation Joseph for those in need.’ You never know, founded The House of Books &
Rowntree Foundation. libraries could turn into a clothes bank Friends, an indie bookshop specifically
Before autumn hit, I was thinking or swap shop next. for lonely locals. It reminds me of
– foolishly, might I add – that things I’m also impressed to see real action Fleabag and the fictional Chatty
could get so bad I might even choose during my research. Paul Drumm Wednesday anti-loneliness campaign
to go back to my office full-time, and of charitable social enterprise GLL, at her guinea pig-themed cafe. A
how big and awful of a sacrifice that which operates libraries in Greenwich, spokesperson from The House of
would be for me and my sofa (woe is said his London borough’s libraries Books & Friends says: ‘We believe
me). I can afford to go to a cafe or a had prepared well, already spending that bookshops can provide a powerful
bookshop and spend some money in a £28,000 on new seats and other tool. Reading can connect us physically,
nice toasty environment, and I’d take furniture in order to prepare for the intellectually, emotionally, and
it completely for granted. I’ve even expected increase in visitors. Due spiritually. When we read we are not
worked from my gym’s makeshift to their own rising bills, places like alone. Our focus will be to connect
cafe once when I was desperate for a Christian charity HQ New Beginnings all the charities we work with and,
change of scenery. But then, I realised Reading in Berkshire, once a pub, is a at the heart, to develop a culture of
how lucky I am to have this many designated warm space offering free hot connection.’ I don’t think I’ve ever
choices of where to go. I can’t imagine drinks and soup, and is crowdfunding come across a better reason to love
how difficult it is for families who £100,000 in order to meet astronomical reading. Victor Hugo seemed to feel
have nowhere to go but a freezing bills. Promising to keep its heating the same when he wrote of a character
cold home. on at all times, it hopes to take the in Les Misérables: ‘He loved books,
Thankfully, there are new ‘warm decision whether to ‘heat or eat’ off those undemanding but faithful
banks’ opening across the UK, heated its locals. Other creative initiatives friends.’ The House of Books &
public spaces advertising specifically such as Theatre Royal Plymouth are Friends opens this November, with
free of charge, no-questions-asked also opening their doors not just to more locations to be opened in due
entry, some even providing free family theatre-goers. Chief executive James course. I can’t wait to go and visit one.
entertainment, food and refreshments. Mackenzie-Blackman said: ‘This As I crack on with a new book
Plenty of spaces, such as churches, Christmas and this winter when project in the new year, I can already
museums and theatres, are already theatres open, if someone’s at their visualise my nails drumming away
opening their doors to the public, from own home and wants a warm space (as quietly as possible, of course) on
Cumbria to Reading, and Durham to come then they can come to the my laptop keyboard surrounded by
to Kent. We saw the power of Theatre Royal.’ students, families and fellow members
community in the lockdowns, that A church in Lincolnshire which of the community. Will you be seeking
momentary two-year blip that we serves lunch to its community every out or even supplying somewhere warm
seemed to have wiped from the slate Wednesday and Friday has seen this winter? List your warm space via
of our collective timeline like it never rising numbers of people looking for the online directory warmspaces.org/
happened. Now we need to power up ‘friendship, listening ears as well as register. If you’re concerned about your
again, and grassroots organisations and food and practical help’, according bills, go to gov.uk/helpforhouseholds.
projects are leading the way. According to Reverend Dr Val Ogden. More Lastly, follow The House of
to Age UK, at least 25,000 older community/food double-ups are Books & Friends on Twitter via @
people in the UK pass away from available at libraries in Devon, which Books_n_friends, or on Instagram @
cold-related illnesses every year, which will also supply leftover free food from houseofbooksandfriends.
have been writing for most ‘In 2014, I gave up the to three agents with a submission letter
of my life. In my younger bookkeeping course and started that basically said: ‘I am approaching
years, I tried a few times to a crime novel but after two years you with my completed novel and I
get a foot on the publishing I realised that unless I set aside have attached a synopsis.’ The end. I
ladder but it led nowhere adequate time, I was never going to had three, very swift rejections – one
– but as I have later learned, I had finish and so for three months, I gave within half an hour.
gone about the whole process in the up home-cooking, frizbeed burnt ‘I decided more research might be
wrong way by submitting directly to pizzas to the family, did minimal wise. I discovered lots of information
publishers with an unfinished novel. cleaning and neglected as many online and then sent off three more
I know now that most publishers domestic chores as I could. It was submissions with a considerably better
will not accept submissions unless it hard (probably harder for the family letter, receiving an immediate request
is through an agent and I needed to than me, to be fair) but I finished a for a full manuscript which led to a
finish the novel first. few days before Christmas 2016. revise and re-submit. Unfortunately,
‘Then came children and I found ‘Writing ‘The End’ on Monstrous after months of revising the agency
it impossible to juggle writing and Souls, my first full novel, was one of still didn’t feel it was right. This
being a mum so had to stop. However, the most satisfying things that I have was a crushing moment but their
when my children reached their mid- ever done. After editing, I sent it out encouragement gave me confidence.
teens, I began to seriously consider to friends and although the feedback ‘In the next twelve months I sent out
my own future and what I wanted to was positive, I knew that in terms of to nineteen further agents – receiving
do with it. I didn’t have a career but industry standards my story might interest but no representation and
I had done the bookkeeping for my still fall a long way short of being I felt Monstrous Souls would never
husband’s business, so, with a view to publishable and to stand a chance of be published, so, I began writing
earning money I began a professional being traditionally published, I needed another story with the aim of getting
bookkeeping course and, ironically, it an agent, if possible. representation.
was this (I hated every single minute ‘So, in 2017, I bought The Writers’ ‘I decided to switch genres – gothic
of it) that made me think again about & Artists’ Yearbook and did some novels were in vogue so I began
attempting to write a novel. research but not enough. I submitted the ghost story which evolved into
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“Hurry up Jess.” and she replaced me in every way. Marjorie, they’d given up all hopes of
“We’ve all done it.” She had a voracious appetite for love, having a real child, but then she was
“It’s your turn.” and our parents fed her with so much their little miracle. They told me I had
My turn. They were patient before, love that they had nothing left for to understand that, and accept that.
but now they’re getting angry with me. me. Their love was reserved first and She was their special child. And I? I
My friends. foremost for their special child, if there was not. I was seven when I realised
“Told you she’s gone weird.” were any scraps left over they would I had the capacity to hate. I hadn’t
The others mumble in agreement, be fed to me as an afterthought. After really known that emotion before. But
but they’re still waiting. Marjorie. it had been building up in me from
“Truth or dare Jess - which one?” Gradually my photos were replaced the time that Marjorie had arrived. I
“Truth,” I mumble. with those of Marjorie. My artwork didn’t eat with my family now. I was an
The three of them fall back now to was never shown, only Marjorie’s. My embarrassment. A hasty purchase best
consult with each other on what truth stories were never talked about, only forgotten. Marjorie was the real child.
I shall lay bare. I overhear some of their Marjorie’s. My parents would laugh at When visitors came my parents told
suggestions: How about, has she ever Marjorie’s little endearing qualities, but me to go to my room, be quiet. When
kissed a human boy? No. What about, turn a blind eye to my achievements. I Marjorie had friends over I was told to
has she ever seen a naked human? No... was a shadow in our home, a shadow stay away, out of sight, leave Marjorie
When they turn back to me, they move to Marjorie who was like a little sun to play with her real friends. When my
as one, their minds decided. burning so brightly that no-one could parents talked to people they didn’t
“What are you scared of?” see me anymore. mention their other child, the one they
And they smile. Stupidly. Because I tried to love her, like they told me hid away, the one they regretted.
they don’t know. None of them know. to. “She’s your sister now,” my parents There was only Marjorie.
Not yet. would say. “You must love her, like we I still attended school like Marjorie.
“I-I don’t want to do that one,” I say, do.” But when I looked at her heart- It’s compulsory that all Animoids
shaking my head. shaped face, her blonde curls, her goofy receive an education; it is important
“You have to. What are you scared smile, I felt only resentment. She was for us to mix with other children. But
of?” What am I scared of? I don’t want an intruder – in my home. Taking too however well I did, however hard I tried
to answer. I don’t want to say her much, consuming too much love, while to fit in, I was never one of them. I was
name. I take a step backwards. But they I slowly starved. always an Animoid.
surround me. I was six when my parents told me I would sit with the other Animoids
“What are you scared of?!” they who I was. Why I was different. Where on the school bus, in class and at
repeat in unison, this time with anger. I came from. They told me they’d playtime and we would look at the
“Marjorie,” I blurt out. “I’m scared never thought they could have children human children and try to mimic their
of... Marjorie.” and that’s why they’d bought me. I games, and always we would wonder
And I tell them.... was a solution to their childlessness. what made them so different, so special.
Something to replace the emptiness of I was eight when I heard them talking
*** their barren nest. about me in hushed whispers at the
I was two when Marjorie was born They’d never expected to have breakfast table. I hid behind the door
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BEGINNERS
Who are you writing for? Adrian Magson says it’s best to think about
what you want rather than a reader you don’t know
T
here’s an odd question when it comes to being established author in your chosen genre. It won’t sound like
a writer: do you write what you want to say, or you and nor should it. You have your own voice and that’s
what you think others will want to read? the tool you must use. Try tricks to please an unknown
I used to write reports many moons ago; factual audience and no-one will be entirely satisfied.
stuff based on activities, results and observations. As an early writer, you won’t know this potential audience.
These were intended for formulating future plans. If I’m Truth is, you may never meet them unless they button-hole
realistic, most of them lasted about 48 hours before being you on social media, at a conference or in a bookshop. (Be
filed; it was activity that counted, not acres of speculative aware of this phenomenon – it’s when the public side of
words. It was inevitable that some of my time was spent our normally isolationist profession can hit the skids… or
thinking about the eventual readers in ‘head office’, and flowers into full-blooded marketer who can talk easily at the
whether my words might chime with what they expected of drop of a bookmark).
me and maybe earn some grudging approval. The point is, you can’t write intentionally for readers you
Such is the nature of trying to please everyone. don’t know. Equally, you should perhaps pay only a little
The writing part is not so different for fiction writers. attention to those you eventually will, as they will all have
The words start out in your head, some carefully different views on your work and where it should be going.
formulated, others little more than a vague notion; putting Put bluntly, you’re always the first one who has to be
them together successfully is where the real writing takes satisfied with what you’ve created. That encompasses
place. Then it’s down to others – editors or agents then, everything: the scope of the book, the theme, characters, plot,
hopefully, readers – to make a judgement. The difference pace, dialogue and everything down to the denouement.
is, there are no ‘activity’ factors to influence them. The I started out writing short fiction for women’s magazines.
story is everything. It worked for a while, with a fair number of sales over
One question I’ve been asked is how can you make your several years, and a few fails. Call me slow, but I eventually
words sound as successful as some big-name authors – the realised that the fails came because I was writing against
kind strangers will like? You can’t – not unless you’ve already the grain; I really wanted to write crime and the magazines
written a number of books and gained a loyal following – in wanted only relationships and romance sprinkled with
which case you probably won’t be reading this article. some humour and satisfying endings. The fails happened
What you should not do is to try sounding like an when my themes inadvertently crossed the lines of what the
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In fact, it permeates all her work, right up to her HERE
most recent novels set in the Wars of Religion To read an
extract from
of the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, The The Coming
Burning Chambers and The City of Tears. Darkness
‘I remember helping Kate by proofreading
The City of Tears, the second part set in Amsterdam where ‘Before the coronavirus lockdowns, I was a writer
the canals are full of dark water wept from the low grey skies. and producer of live theatre – but those activities,
Despite the technical attention to detail, I remember feeling the reasonably enough, were swiftly made illegal. So,
great sweep of emotion – the loved ones lost and found – and I sat quietly in my study and wrote The Coming
wondering how the black marks on the A4 pages managed to Darkness instead. It’s set in 2037, when everything
transform themselves into tears. that troubles us today is the same “but more so”.
‘It’s an extraordinary ability Kate has, to conjure from a Environmental degradation has caused major
sequence of imaginary events an answering emotion in the population movements and, in Paris, there’s an
reader, felt almost more deeply than her character – she who underclass of unregistered citizens they call “Blanks”
must flee or hide or race to save another loved one or family living parallel lives. Transgenic diseases persist in
member from the same insistent danger. I suppose, if I had waves. Someone wants to bring it all crashing down –
spent twenty years alongside Roger Federer, my tennis might the hyperconnected world – and set back the clock of
have improved? I hope proximity to Kate’s creative genius and technological advance by fifty years or more. My hero
technical skill has had some kind of positive impact on what I has to try and stop them.
can achieve. Those proofreading days preceded lockdown and ‘I have an alarm set on my phone for six-thirty
starting to write my future-thriller The Coming Darkness in – I each morning. Now and then, if I’ve finished a major
feel conflicted in admitting it – the welcome peace and quiet of section of work the previous day, I turn it off, but
November 2020. Of course, at the same time, so many people that’s the time I get up on nine days out of ten. I
lost income and purpose, health and – even – their lives. I will do all my creative writing – novels, plays, songs – in
forever be grateful that my family was able to hunker down and an Ikea Poang bentwood chair with my laptop on
continue working with creative purpose. Kate finished two non- a tray on my lap. (It used to be on a cushion but it
fiction books over the two coronavirus years and our son Felix got too hot.) Usually, I stop around nine-thirty to
Mosse completed a brilliant low-fantasy novel, The Mistral.’ use the rowing machine and then stretch for twenty-
five minutes. (We are very fortunate to have space in
our house for some gym equipment.) Often, I have
Have Mercy On Us All to break off to record a voice note for an idea that
by Fred Vargas comes to me while exercising.
‘Meanwhile, my writing was accompanied by ‘I wrote an MA Creative Writing for the University
reading another French-language author, a of Sussex. In parallel, I taught the same content at an
brilliant woman known on her jackets as Fred open access course at Southbank Centre in London.
Vargas – a medieval historian and campaigner A young woman who can’t have been more than
when not producing intriguing and ever-longer seventeen once raised her hand and asked: “So, what
investigations of linked contemporary crimes. you’re saying is everything has to be a thing?” “That’s
The lives of her detectives – she has several right,” I replied. “In the web of cause and effect in
– are interlinked across volumes, developing a panoramic fiction, everything has to be a thing.” And that’s why
fictional world. writing The Coming Darkness was, simultaneously,
‘The first Vargas I ever read was Pars vite et reviens tard, hugely enjoyable and incredibly hard work.
awkwardly translated into English as Have Mercy On Us All. It ‘My friend Lesley Thomson – a brilliant novelist
concerns the search for a killer who – apparently – uses fleas of contemporary and time-slip crime – taught with
infected with plague virus to dispatch their victims. If you’ve me on my MA. We often discussed what we wanted
never read her work, it may take a while to become absorbed the students to learn from a particular exercise or
into her off-beat world, but – like they say in the Michelin workshop. The thing we kept coming back to was
guides – she’s worth the detour. And her main protagonist’s this: “Don’t take notes from people who don’t like
insistent probing method has some faint echoes in my hero, what you’ve written. If they can’t bring themselves to
Alexandre Lamarque, in The Coming Darkness.’ enjoy it, their critique has no relevance.”’
The house stood with an unremarkable, dull presence.1 knew that,19 and he had become lost in the irrational
It was one more semi-detached house on a street of semi- little world that they had created together.20 She was
detached houses,2 and it was solidly reliable enough,3 asleep in their bed upstairs, in the room above the one he
serving its intended purpose as shelter.4 It protected the occupied,21 pale and peaceful,22 but with the promise of
inhabitants from discomforts and dangers.5 The street insidious poison,23 but complementing his own unhealthy
upon which it stood6 was straight, like a great, dark-grey needs and wants.24 It was toxic and parasitic.25
pencil line drawn by some god7 and lined with houses.8 Desperately, he gulped from the can in his hand,26 his
And the house just stood,9 in the dark and still night of eyes on the television screen,27 not really paying that
this quiet street.10 much attention to the comedy he was watching,28 more
James was watching television and drinking pint-sized interested in intoxication.29 He sighed after swallowing the
cans of beer11 from a four-pack he had bought earlier.12 cold lager,30 took his phone up from the coffee table in
Zoya will end all this one day, he thought to himself.13 front of him,31 lit up the screen,32 but there was nothing of
She would get bored and tired14 of how static their lives interest to be found there,33 and he took another gulp from
had become,15 she would get restless.16 And did it really the can after he put the phone back on the table.34 This
matter?17 can was his second of the night, and he was still drinking
This relationship brought out the worst in him,18 he as though he were chasing something,35 because he was.36
Focus is the main issue here. Many words have been or whether we should sympathize with him, or if
used to express what two or three sentences could have anything is going to happen.
done. What has happened in three hundred words? This is a very dangerous way to begin a story. Yes, James
A man is watching TV and drinking because he’s in has a boring life. But why should the reader be interested
a bad relationship. It’s not clear why or how it’s bad, in reading about it? The character needs to come alive.
POINT OF VIEW
Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash
on Unsplash te
another window and view
altogether.
Decide who this person
is, and why they’re looking
Imagine having the hearing of a creature that’s not human. through the window.
Firstly, decide on your creature. Is it an animal, bird, Writing in first person, imagine what is going through
reptile, insect? Or an imaginary creature, or even an alien? the person’s mind as they look through the window. Bear in
Think about what your chosen creature can hear, and how mind that unless something striking has occurred, or they’re
it needs to use its sense of hearing. concentrating on looking for a very particular thing, the
Now imagine that you are that creature. person probably won’t just be thinking about what they can
Then write a passage or paragraph from the perspective see. As you write, try to convey not just what they can see
of your chosen creature, focusing on what it can hear and and how it impacts on them, but also what other thoughts
how it responds. and ideas they’re having, and how the various thought
processes might be expressed in words.
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SUNDOWNER
GLOW
UP
THE
F
rom ballet to bhangra, morris Maybe there is rivalry between another engage their audience and captivate them,
dancing to the merengue and dancer that causes tension, or a family/ leaving them wanting more? Think like
street dance to swing, there’s a partner, who are less than enthusiastic a dancer and be active in the words used.
dance for everyone. Researching about their dancing dreams. Could they Their descriptions should be sharp and
the cultural and historical have been involved in an accident and focused, painting a picture of the dance
beginnings of dance, as well as having a are learning to dance and move all over for the reader. It should leave the reader
go at dancing yourself, can get you into again? What obstacles have they had to wanting more and be slightly out of
the rhythm of your writing. overcome to be a dancer and what traits breath from the energy and vibrancy of
When you think of a dancer, what do they have to enable them to dance the dance and the dancer.
images spring to mind? Ask the group like they do? Are they an amateur or a Try some dance fusion too. Try putting
to close their eyes and think about professional dancer? Maybe they hide two very different dances together and
what the word ‘dancer’ means to them their dancing from everyone else for some see what the outcome is. For instance
and the images and words it brings to reason or they are too shy to show off what inspiration for a story comes to
mind. Be as descriptive as they can. their dancing skills. Write a short scene mind when you take elements of morris
What music is the dancer dancing to? with the dancer centre stage. Something is dancing and combine them with samba?
Maybe it’s something slow and classical, getting in the way of their dancing. What Or if you have moves from street dancing
or more modern and upbeat. Describe is that and how does it make them feel? and with ballet? What interesting stories
their movements. Are they slow, loose, How could they overcome it? might emerge and what conflicts? How
elegant and flowing, or more staccato, Research a few dances online. Ask do the two types of dance fuse together,
tense and dramatic? What are they the group to divide into pairs or small interconnect and bounce off each other?
wearing? What is their facial expression groups and each take a region of the What new story are they telling?
like? Are they serious and moody, or globe to research their region’s dances. Dancers tell a story through movement
bright and joyous? Make a word bank For instance, African dances such as and expression. Watch a few dances but
of all the words they come up with. the Maasai jumping dance Adumu, the turn the music off. What is the story? Can
Think about which style of dancing polska of Sweden, the Odissi dance of you decipher what type of music they
they like best and why? Often a piece of India, samba of Brazil or rock and roll might be dancing to just by watching
music being danced to evokes a memory, from America. Look at the culture and their movements? Are they precise and
of being taken to the theatre as a child, meaning behind the dances and why they controlled like in ballet or flamenco
maybe, or your first school disco. As are important to those areas. If you are moves, or are they more free and flowing,
they think about dance, what emotions able, try and replicate some of the dance more spontaneous as in street dance or
do they feel? If they can convey those moves from the areas researched and contemporary dance?
emotions to the reader with their writing try and teach them to the other groups. Using dance as inspiration for writing
and make the reader feel something, all What are the differences and similarities can bring surprising results and can be
the better to keep them engaged. of each dance? written in whichever genre is preferred,
Now make a character out of your Write a short non-fiction piece so don’t be afraid to experiment and
dancer. What drew them to dancing and about the dances they have researched, see where the dance takes you. Each
how long have they been dancing for? concentrating on the words used to dance step, foot position, arm sweep
Do they have a dancing partner or do describe them. Make that dance come and hip swing brings colour and life
they dance alone? What potential conflict alive on the page, rather like a dancer to your writing, giving it rhythm and
might arise from their dancing life? would on the stage. How does the dancer keeping it flowing.
CIRCLES’ ROUNDUP
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CHANGING A
PERCEPTIONS helping
ONE BOOK
AT A TIME hand
‘You know, addictions have a terrible ‘When I first started writing (too many decades ago
reputation,’ writes subscriber Sarina Wheatman. than I care to remember!), I took a Writers Bureau
‘It is a mental health illness that is so course and subscribed to Writing Magazine,’ writes
stigmatised that most people feel it is a choice subscriber Esther Chilton.
made by terrible selfish people. Terrible ‘The course was invaluable and taught me how to
and selfish are consequences of untreated write, and gave me the confidence to start sending my
addiction, but this stigmatisation is not helpful work out to magazines and to enter competitions. But
when trying to get the right kind of help. My fourth book, it was when I won a Writing Magazine competition
Communication and Connection (AKA Relapse Prevention), is an that I truly began to believe in myself. I went from
attempt to change the narrative. strength to strength and now write full-time.
‘I came late to the world of writing – I disliked school so ‘My passion is for fiction and I love writing short
much I left as soon as I was able. My own illness then took stories. Two years ago, I thought I’d died and gone
over until fate took me in hand and I was able to find a way to heaven when I was asked to judge a regular short
out of addiction’s enticing grasp. Training to become a therapist story competition. I relish reading all the wonderful
introduced me once again to learning and study and writing stories the entrants send in. A writer’s imagination
reports, which to my surprise I discovered I liked. never ceases to amaze me!
‘Addictions are a mental health catastrophe, much maligned ‘As well as fiction, I enjoy writing non-fiction on all
and much misunderstood. My books are an effort to try to sorts of subjects, ranging from writing, to nostalgia,
demystify the illness and make recovery accessible to more to travel.
people. I started to coin the term “changing perceptions” after ‘I’ve been a Writers Bureau tutor myself for over
my first book, when book fairs were still allowed. The pandemic ten years now and have also started my own editing
changed this and many things for many people; it changed me. business to help other writers realise their dreams.
I developed what is often talked about in Writing Magazine’s ‘When I left school I worked in a bank, which I
pages – the dreaded writers block. I couldn’t write a thing for hated. I’m a wordsmith so why I ended up working
two whole years. Happily it lifted and voila my latest offering with numbers, I have no idea! But I feel very
has come into being. Without writers talking about this block fortunate to have been able to give up the day job and
I might have given up and never tried to write again, so I have to now be immersed in all things writing.
reason to be grateful to numerous strangers for sharing their ‘In my work, I encounter many writers who yearn
experiences. to become published. Often that first acceptance
‘Writing Magazine has been useful on many levels, its pages seems to remain elusive. It started me thinking about
describing things that are not always known about the writing writing a series of books to help writers become
world. Subscribers’ News, for instance, was my first experience published. I’ve learnt many skills along the way, and
of seeing something I had written in print; exciting and scary I want to share these with writers who need that little
in equal measure. I believe that the experience of writing and bit of help.
putting yourself out there in the world takes courage. But it is an ‘Publication Guaranteed (well, almost!) is the first
experience I have come to love. Although my books do not sell book in the A Helping Hand For Writers series. It’s
in vast quantities I am still proud of them and always say that full of advice, tips, examples and exercises to work
if only one other person receives some help from what I have through, with a view to becoming a published writer.
written, I can be happy. The reviews I’ve been lucky enough to The book is available from Amazon in ebook and
receive on Amazon tell me I have succeeded.’ paperback format.’
Website: www.sarinawheatman.com Website: www.esthernewtonblog.wordpress.com
Children’s literature is full of school stories – but what about stories featuring children
who are home-educated? Amy Sparkes looks at creating possibilites for home-schooled
children to see themselves in a book.
here are more children time with grandparents. Everything than the enforced home-schooling
than ever being home is so beautifully flexible, and you experienced in lockdown. So, as with
educated – but how often can work out what is right for you. any character you create who is from
do these children see So, for example, what if your child a community or background different
themselves represented protagonist maybe splits her time, and from your own, be respectful and
in a book? How can we use home spends some of her year with a parent, do your research. Talk to parents or
education as a launch pad for and some of the year living with a children who home educate and ask
storytelling and create authentic home grandparent and doing home education for their experiences. Bear in mind,
educated characters? with them? What if this grandparent experiences will vary hugely, and there
had something slightly magical about is no one way of doing things. But it
Why home education? them? Maybe an object, or perhaps they will give you an insight into how it
I am a home-educating mother of six were magic themselves? Which other works for some people.
(although my eldest is at college, so I characters might your home-educated When you create your characters
only home educate five children) and protagonist meet when they go and think about why home education
one thing I have learnt is that the home spend some time with Granny? Do they was chosen. For example, it could be
education community is extremely have a best friend they link up with the child protagonist is exceptionally
diverse. People home educate for there? If visiting Granny is a regular bright, and a school environment
different reasons. Why is your character occurrence in your protagonist’s life, wasn’t challenging enough. How
receiving a home education? Reasons there could be scope for series potential, might this child learn? What
for home education (and it could be with a different adventure each time. educational opportunities might they
more than one!) may include: Or think about lifestyle. Home take part in? Which other characters
• Family set-up education offers wonderful freedom. might they cross paths with? In
• Lifestyle / cultural / philosophical What if your character travelled this example, perhaps a child might
ethos around? Or what if they lived deep spend a lot of time down at the
• Travel opportunities in the countryside and offered guest library or a local museum and
• Dissatisfaction with school accommodation? The arrival of certain build up a key relationship with the
environment guests could act as an inciting incident, librarian or curator.
• Special educational needs and with your home-educated Or it could be the child protagonist’s
• Medical reasons character around a lot of the time, family relish freedom and adventure,
• Exclusion there could be potential for them to and they have an adventurous outlook
• Moving to a new area find out more, rather than spending on life. How will this upbringing affect
It’s worth remembering that some most of their day at school. Who your character? What effect would
children may have tried school but might the visiting characters be? What it have on their confidence? Their
others will never have set foot inside an secrets do they have? How might their curiosity? Their skills and knowledge?
educational institution. arrival initiate a story? Remember that if you’re creating a
How can you use the reasons above family environment, that characters
to generate story ideas? Or inciting Character creation will be and should be different. There
incidents? Let’s take ‘family set-up’. Assumptions about home educating may be similarities in personalities or
One of the great advantages for aren’t always correct! It’s important outlook, but every character is still an
home education for us, is that we to know home educating is wildly individual. If you’re creating a family
can travel whenever we like to spend different (and far more enjoyable!) with, say, three home educated children,
W
ith a nod to information on your theme fresh in was affirming. Through small moments
Christmas, Elf Day in your mind makes it easier to develop and details, she brought the situation
December is a fun and your stories and poems. vividly to life.
colourful way for the This fiction piece is a scene between
Alzheimer’s Society to raise funds and Memoir a dementia-sufferer and their carer,
awareness. Dementia is a topic that Write for ten minutes about your who may or may not be a family
touches most of us, either because we personal experience, thoughts, feelings member. Write some character notes
know or care for someone who has it, and fears around dementia, just about each. How much does the
or simply because it will affect so many whatever comes. Don’t try to structure dementia affect their day-to-day life?
of us in our lives that we may worry it; just let it go where it wants to. What are their hopes and fears for the
when we can’t remember a word or When one line of thought runs out, future? Their feelings about the past?
forget what we went upstairs for. simply start another. What is their living situation? What is
Writing on a single theme across This kind of flow writing works the history between them?
different genres enables us to engage by creating a space for ideas to come The story I’ve described began with
on every level, body, mind, heart and in. When you empty your mind, the couple entering the shop and
soul, to arrive at a deeper awareness, drop a topic into it, start writing and ended when they left. Your story is
provide material we might work up keep your pen moving on the paper. likely to feel small too, in terms of
into a finished piece and also develop Something always comes, and what action. The trick with this one is to
our writing style. Give it a go with comes might surprise you. really feel your way into the characters
this month’s dementia-themed free- When the time is up, read back over and capture the moment as vividly as
range writing. what you have written and underline possible. Take twenty minutes.
any words or sentences that jump out
Non-fiction at you. Poetry
We don’t usually start with non-fiction, Then write a reflection on the whole People who are suffering from memory
but it will be helpful for your stories experience. What did the flow writing loss often make lists. For this month’s
and poems if you have done some feel like? What did you discover about poetry task, imagine you are in the early
research first. Alzheimer’s is a form of yourself and the topic of dementia? stages of dementia, beginning to forget
dementia. The facts and figures are Take five minutes. If you’d like to try important things, and write a list poem.
interesting, but your main focus will something different, you could do A list poem is just what it sounds
be living with dementia and if you put this part in the third person, instead like, a list of things, people, places
that in a search engine you will find of ‘I’. ‘When she started writing, or thoughts. What makes it a poem
lots of information about the day-to- she thought…’ Playfulness and is the language and musicality,
day effects on sufferers and carers at experimentation is the root of creativity. perhaps including repetitions, the
different stages of the disease. organisation of your material, and
If you know someone who is living Fiction the movement towards a satisfying
with dementia themselves or caring for I run a lot of writing workshops, so closing line or couplet.
someone with the condition, they will I hear a lot of stories, and one that What kind of things might your
be able to offer more personal insights, has stayed with me was by someone list include? How can you make it
so why not give them a call? Writing describing a trip to her local shop with clear the narrator is suffering from
about real life can be a great opener for her husband who had Alzheimer’s. She dementia? For example, in a list titled
interesting conversations. didn’t think anyone would be interested ‘Telephone numbers’, the narrator
This task is purely research which is to hear it, because it felt to her like might include names and roles in
the first stage of non-fiction writing. just a humdrum part of a humdrum brackets – Jim Farley (plumber),
You will need the full twenty minutes life, but for people who have imagined Archway Stores (newspapers) and so
just for reading articles and making dementia without experiencing it her on, and end with Rachel (daughter).
some notes. Notice, when you go story was riveting, and for those who Try a couple of different ideas. Take
on to the other genres, how having had cared for a dementia-sufferer, it twenty minutes.
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Find the
real you
We write best when our work
reflects who we really are, says
Margaret James
s a teacher of creative writing, I’ve always Historical novelists tend to believe that human nature
felt it’s important to try to understand what doesn’t really change. This belief must surely help them to
motivates my students, even if the students connect with characters from whom they are separated in
themselves aren’t entirely sure. time by a hundred, several hundred or even thousands of
Why does anyone want to write? years, and is likely to encourage readers to connect with
Why do any of us want to do anything? these characters, too.
It’s often because activities such as going to the gym, I asked a few commercially published novelists about
running, crafting, swimming, baking cakes, getting putting their real selves into their writing, and here’s what
involved in local or national politics, fundraising for a they told me.
good cause, listening to Classic FM – I could go on and on ‘The real me definitely comes through in my work,
– make us happy. They also help to put us in touch with especially in respect of my own values and ethical
our real selves, encouraging us to explore and to discover standards,’ says Elizabeth Bailey, who writes the Lady Fan
what we perhaps ought to have understood about ourselves mysteries and is the author of many other historical novels.
already, but maybe haven’t actually thought about before. ‘A group of writers and I were discussing this subject at a
How do writers of fiction go about discovering our recent retreat, and we all came to the same conclusion.’
real selves? ‘I love history, historical puzzles and detective stories,’
Possibly by trying to work out how we would describe says Toni Mount, author of medieval mystery fiction and
ourselves to other people with reference to what we enjoy also of non-fiction about the Middle Ages. ‘So yes, my
doing in our leisure time, and also – if we are lucky – in books do reflect my character.’
our working lives? ‘I think my personality does come out in my books,’
Chess fanatics and bridge players tend to be good at agrees Jeanette Taylor Ford, author of the River View
strategy, which has to be a useful talent in a crime novelist. Mysteries set in Herefordshire. ‘I’m religious and don’t care
One crime writer I’ve known for a long time is a chess for swearing or explicit sex scenes in fiction, but sometimes
enthusiast who is also addicted to Sudoku, Kakuro and it’s hard to write crime novels without using a lot of
cryptic crosswords, and I feel this is just as well because his swearing. I’ve also had various paranormal experiences, as
novels are satisfyingly full of the most challenging puzzles. have my mother and my two daughters. These often crop
A romantic novelist friend is one of the most empathetic up in my books. Recently, a reader told me I do spooky
people I’ve ever met, and I’m sure she could have had a great really well.’
career in counselling if she’d been able to take time off from ‘My characters share my love of Cornwall and being
writing bestselling romantic and relationship fiction. by the ocean,’ adds Amanda James, author of romantic,
5. What is your top tip for writers still on the journey to publication?
NOW TRY THIS Write what you enjoy reading because, if you enjoy writing it, people
will enjoy reading it. So write, and then edit, edit and edit again. Read
• The best piece of writing advice I’ve ever heard your work out loud to yourself, or to a constructive/helpful friend, and
is this: get in touch with the real you, and your you’ll be surprised at what you find: repeated adjectives on the same
fiction should flow. page, overdoing the adverbs, using clichés and, horror of horrors, telling
instead of showing, all of which are taboo. Afterwards, edit again!
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TO READ THE STORY
Orange isn’t
the only colour
Helen M Walters explores using dilemmas effectively in
your short fiction via a story by Camille Bordas
hinges on whether the reader decides WHAT A DILEMMA! of the nature of the family, it has
to believe Jeanne, or to believe Audrey. We all know that a good story needs global consequences.
This is quite a neat trick from the to have a dilemma or problem for the Of course, your characters won’t
author and helps the reader to feel main character to solve. In Only Orange necessarily have the weight of the
absorbed in, and part of, the story. Jeanne’s problem is her inability to fit world on their shoulders, like the
One of the interesting issues raised into, and accept her place in, her family. president, but don’t let that stop you.
by the discussion of colour blindness It’s quite a low-key dilemma in some How big do you want to make the
is the ways in which different people ways, but it is made meaningful and stakes for your characters? This will
see things differently, and how that compelling by the way the reader is depend on the genre of the story you
can be expressed. After all, how do you encouraged to relate to the characters are writing and the scope of the themes
describe something when you don’t and engage with the complexities of the you want to explore. If you’re writing
even know if you’re using the same family relationships. a political thriller like Designated
terms of reference as everyone else? But you might want a more dramatic Survivor, the stakes are likely to be more
Colour blindness isn’t the only dilemma for your characters to deal incendiary than in a family relationship-
context in which different perceptions with. As regular readers of this column based story like Only Orange.
are considered in this story. We also will know, I’m a big fan of learning In the end, it’s about finding the
have different languages coming into about writing by watching good right size and nature of dilemma for
play. The characters are in Spain but television drama. We can learn from the your character and your story. After all,
they are speaking French to each masters of screenwriting as well as from Jeanne’s problems may not be on the
other. (Note that the author does not the masters of short story writing. same scale as those of a newly installed
have English as their first language, I want to talk about an example president of the United States, but
but French.) There is confusion when from the long running US series, maybe to her, proving that Audrey is
Jeanne is speaking to a Spanish waiter Designated Survivor. The premise of lying about being colour blind is as
about Audrey’s colour blindness and he the programme is that the whole of important as leading the free world is
misunderstands, thinking she means the US government is wiped out in to Tom Kirkman.
Audrey isn’t racially prejudiced. an explosion, leaving one ‘designated What dilemma will you give your
Another aspect of perception is survivor’ to take over and become main character and how will you
highlighted when we learn that president. This role falls to Thomas crank it up? Here are some ways to
Jeanne’s former partner (Marion’s Kirkman, who is a low-ranking maximise dilemmas:
father) is a reality TV star, Housing Secretary. Don’t worry if you • Make it personal. If you can
underlining the difference between haven’t seen it, this will still make sense. involve a friend, loved one, or
so-called reality, as presented in the At one point in the story the family member of the protagonist,
media, with actual reality. character of President Kirkman is then whatever decision they have
Visual perception is considered presented with a huge dilemma. The to make will be made more intense
once more when Jeanne buys Audrey governors he is relying on to form his and emotional.
some glasses which can correct colour new administration almost all refuse to • Make it finely balanced. Make
blindness. She wants to see for herself do so unless he stops all immigration sure there are pros and cons both ways.
as Audrey puts them on for the first into the country. He doesn’t think this If it’s too obvious which is the right
time, partly because she wants to catch is the right thing to do, or an answer decision, readers might lose interest.
Audrey out in what she thinks is a lie. to the problems they are facing. But if • Make it have big consequences.
But because she is called away to deal he doesn’t agree they won’t support him There will be consequences either
with a family emergency involving and he won’t be able to run the country way depending on what your
Marion, she only gets to see this via a at all. A pretty big dilemma, right? character decides. But make sure the
video made by her brother. But that’s not the end of it. Next, consequences of making the wrong
Finally, notice how at the end we have to factor in that his wife is decision are catastrophic.
of the story, Jeanne deliberately an immigration lawyer with personal • Make it quick. Put a time limit on
excludes herself from the family responsibility for a group of asylum how long your character has to make
sketch that Lino is drawing. The seekers trying to enter the country their mind up. Solving a dilemma with
sketch isn’t reality, it’s just a picture, right now. That’s how you up the the clock ticking piles on the pressure.
but she’s still making a point of stakes, increase the tension and escalate Pick a dilemma, make sure it works
absenting herself from it and the conflict. It’s still a problem based for your story, and then make sure you
remaining an outsider by choice. in a family relationship, but, because get every inch of mileage out of it.
A climate for
growth
Climate change is surely the most pressing challenge we face, and it’s no surprise that it is
being reflected and explored in a growing number of novels. How will you tackle the subject?
Asks Alex Davis as he guides us through eco-fiction and charts the rise of ‘cli-fi’
nless you happen to be living completely seminal 1965 novel Dune is also seen as a forerunner of the
off-grid, you’ve probably noticed that the form – so don’t be afraid to look further back as well as at
environment and climate change have been recent reading if cli-fi interests you.
very big news lately. And rightly so – there are
many dire predictions of what might lay ahead, The genre question
perhaps not for our generation but those yet to come, should Given the way the term is abbreviated, it’s not a big leap
humanity not find a better way to live in the natural world to assume that cli-fi is being seen and/or sold as an arm of
that surrounds it. And while this isn’t a new message, it is science-fiction. That’s probably right in some cases, but is not
being taken up and spread with a fresh energy and renewed something we could necessarily say universally. For a start,
vigour that continues to drive the message to the top of the it’s quite possible that in time cli-fi will become sufficiently
news, as well as often to the top of social media listings. recognised to become a genre all of its own, with shelves
And in this (ahem) climate, it’s not surprising to see in your favourite bookshop. It’s also a question of what
that authors are beginning to reflect those concerns in stance the particular piece of cli-fi takes. It can be a more
their fiction. Books – and indeed storytelling across all its science-fictional take, but it might veer more towards the
mediums – has always been a response to the times and the dystopian – which sometimes is also seen as a branch of SF,
culture. As such, the emergence of ‘cli-fi’ – or ‘climate fiction’ but can certainly push rather darker and also wander more
in full – tells us that fiction is as ready to embrace these ideas into literary territory. Cormac McCarthy’s The Road and
as non-fiction. In this article, we’ll take a look at what we Margaret Attwood’s MaddAdam trilogy would both be good
mean by cli-fi, some tips on how to write it, and provide a examples of these borderline cases. Cli-fi novels can also find
little reading for those interested in this emerging genre. themselves getting very much into horror territory – you
could argue the case that some zombie fiction represents
The origins of cli-fi cli-fi, depending on the source of the outbreak. And let’s
As is so often the case when we discuss a genre or subgenre not forget the terrifying trees of M Night Shyamalan’s The
effectively being ‘born’, there are always examples that far Happening… OK, so maybe that last wasn’t a great example,
predate the definition and a canon starts to be discussed and but the point is that in many respects cli-fi is a genre ‘in
(to some extent) agreed upon. The term itself only originated development’, and the boundaries that may exist in genres
in 2006, but you can argue examples existed far before this with many decades or centuries of development may be more
– the awareness of damage being done to the environment rigid or difficult to push against.
is not exclusive to the 2020s, or even the 2000s. The term
‘global warming’ has existed since 1975, so while we have Managing the messaging
a definitive trend right now, we should not ignore what One of the challenges that can exist within cli-fi is getting
has come before. One of my personal favourite authors, the message of the book over in the right way. While we, of
JG Ballard, was exploring ideas like this in the early 1960s course, need a compelling story the reader will want to engage
with The Wind from Nowhere and The Drowned World, and with, we do need to consider the point the book is trying to
in 1966 Harry Harrison’s Make Room! Make Room! took a make. While so much classic science-fiction was a warning
long look at the dangers of overpopulation. Frank Herbert’s about where science might go, climate-fiction can look to
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£100
free verse poems that meandered aimlessly, leaving Charlotte Symons
the reader with the reaction ‘so what was that all I sang of the dancing stars,
about?’ instead of ‘I’ll never forget that.’ I sang of the daedal Earth
The poems that did not make the grade for this
competition, however, should not be written off. If a Even the night has its seasons, deities. Summer nights belong to Pan. Soft
poem is regarded as a work-in-progress until it’s been Winter, a cold, hard glitter, bright as milk and traced with honeysuckle,
checked and revised fully on numerous occasions, against the ink-black sky. Each breath the air is velvet. Out in the hay-
many of the entries in this competition have the a whetted blade. Orion straddles scented darkness, mysteries
potential to sparkle in magazines or collections in the earth. He’s seen it all, cares older than we can believe
the future. When you have continued working on little or less for human strivings. wait, patient in their longing
a piece until you sense the excitement the reader Hunter among the stars, he’s lost for us to notice, while somewhere,
will experience, and you know that every word, on a quest all his own, chasing faint and far-away, a sweet
phrase, sentence, line and stanza is flawless – and all down the centuries, and wild music tells that despite
work together to create a spectacular result – your hounding the year’s heel. everything there is yet still time.
poem can start a new life in a setting other than the
DECEMBER 2022 53
COLD COLD
WINTER
Crossing the
Making the most
Of their snow
Play day.
Snowmen made
With joy and laughter;
Sadly, they will
Melt soon after.
Next there are
generation gap
Make do sledges Alison Chisholm explores a simple, wintry poem
Disappearing
with equal appeal to both children and adults
From view
Behind the hedges. n the past, there used to be a adults alongside age-specific books, and
I can hear perceived distinction between suggestions in requests for submissions
The screams of joy poems written for young and have offered poets the challenge of
From all the little adult readers. While there writing for the entire readership.
Girls and boys. was always a grey area in the Cold Cold Winter spans the age
How long will middle, with poems that would ranges by having all the simplicity
This carpet appeal to all ages, publishers would and clarity of a children’s poem but
Of white remain, target their books, designing and viewed through the perspective of an
No doubt to disappear marketing them to the different age adult narrator. The narrator is not
As fast as it came requirements of readers. taking part in the snow games, but
On this cold cold More recently, though, there have imagining the children’s engagement
Winter’s day? been moves to publish anthologies with them, and thinking ahead
that cater equally for children and to the thaw to come. The dual
appeal, to child and adult, increases commemorate the event. She adds, that it becomes more important
the poem’s potential. It could be ‘I was classed as the resident poet, than ever to consider where to
accepted for a book that is directed which made me laugh, but it did place a line break. The usual rule
to either age band, while it might give me access to all the parties – – at a strong, significant word or
also be considered for the less age- and of course the buffet! I have also where there’s a natural hiatus in the
specific anthology. written poems for family events, phrasing – doesn’t always work with
Sue Brotherston of St. Helens, both happy and sad.’ such very short lines. The easiest
Merseyside wrote her poem in The vocabulary she selects in way to manage the issue is to write
response to an exercise set in the this poem works well for younger in longer lines, but here the poet has
poetry group she attends. The readers. Plain, concrete words draw avoided that rather trite solution.
poem came to her easily, and the the clearest pictures, and they are To retain the line break pattern,
rhythm helped it to flow along. built into simple sentences. The she has clearly weighed up the
She describes a childhood conflict descriptions of the immediate snow alternatives and placed the breaks as
of interest regarding its theme. ‘I and anticipated activity are easy to sympathetically as possible.
never liked snow after it began to follow without the slightest chance Although the poem has been
freeze and then thaw,’ she says, ‘but of confusion, so even the youngest written in anticipatory mode, Sue
loved building snowmen, and there children who are still coming to has managed to infuse it with
was always a sense of fun. When terms with the mechanics of reading imagery to help fix its scenes in the
the snow began to thaw, all you can enjoy the narrative. Meanwhile, mind of the reader. The obvious
were left with on the ground was a the undercurrent of the pending and images are rooted in the senses of
carrot and perhaps a scarf, yet we inevitable disappointment adds a sight and sound. We see the carpet
did it again and again.’ dimension that touches adult readers. of white and hear ‘Screams of
This simple pleasure, repeated just Sue’s love of rhyming is apparent joy’. But the sense of touch is also
about everywhere weather permits, in Cold Cold Winter. This is achieved present in ‘warm and snug’, and
has been celebrated in poetry many even while the wording is natural the whole presence of snow implies
times before, putting pressure on and unforced. The very close slant both cold to the touch and a scent
writers to find something new to rhymes being used in joy and boys, of crispness in the air.
say about it. The experience is and also remain and came, ease the When asked how poetry fits
common to many. The reaching naturalness of expression still more. into her life, Sue points out that
for originality is difficult. For Sue, The one point the poet might she is a keen reader of poetry,
channelling the whole story into consider is to avoid using the same particularly liking humorous work
the realm of anticipation gave rhyming sound twice, particularly and poems that stir the emotions
an opportunity to find a slightly when the occurrences come close and remain in the memory. She also
different slant. Anticipation moves together. Near the beginning of the enjoys hearing poetry read aloud,
from the prospect of making a poem, the rhyming of stay and day particularly by its author. As well
snowman to the idea of ‘make do’ is followed immediately by play and as enjoying reading, she’s a prolific
sledges, evoking images of tea trays day, producing repetition as well writer. The anticipated observations
and boards of wood, with their more as rhyme, and with an additional we see here fit in with her delight
homely feel than a proper sledge. ‘Play’ before the latter. A minor in people watching. As one who
This brings a promise of more adjustment here would prevent always carries a notebook and pen,
delight for the children, while the overuse of the sound, something she likes to jot down overheard
eventual disappearance of the snow that can glare at the reader. comments alongside her notes
provides the final cameo. The presentation of this poem about the people she sees.
There’s a gentle, feel-good air is interesting. Rhythm and rhyme As Cold Cold Winter
about Cold Cold Winter that fits would both suggest that the poem demonstrates, any notes that
in with the poet’s experience. Sue would appear in lines of regular are made need to be fused with
tells how she has always loved length, but there’s a shifting in the imagination and then processed
reading and writing poetry, with a lengths that adds an edgy quality and developed before they emerge
preference for rhyming work, and to the reading. This edginess as a poem, and Sue has had plenty
explains that she became something isn’t enough to disturb the gentle of practice. During lockdown, she
of a performance poet. Whenever descriptive nature of the poem, but wrote a poem a day for 100 days,
someone was retiring or leaving provides the slightest tweak, a form in addition to keeping a journal
the workplace, she’d be called upon of barely perceptible syncopation. and a diary. That’s dedication.
to write and deliver a poem to The line length adjustments mean
Neil
Alexander
The debut author tells Adrian Magson how
redundancy and rejections only made him more
determined to get published
ome stories take a long time to get out onto the teacher training, so I put the novel on the back burner
paper. But that’s not necessarily a bad thing. If we while I earned a living. Then, in the summer of 2019, I
take Neil Alexanders’s example, then 15 years was started redrafting the original manuscript, sending it to a
what it took – and that has paid of handsomely small list of agents. Within hours, I had a major literary
with The Vanishing of Margaret Small (Bonnier/ agency in London saying they were hugely excited by the
Embla Books), published in November. partial and could they see more.
A part-time teacher from Whitstable in Kent, Neil’s ‘Further interest followed, and I eventually signed with
laudable efforts have produced a historical mystery with Rowan Lawton at The Soho Agency. Rowan and I spent
a dual timeline. Margaret, 75, is a major Cilla Black fan a few weeks polishing the draft and in October the novel
who, shortly after the singer’s death, begins receiving sums went to The Frankfurt Book Fair, where – within 24 hours
of money signed ‘C’. She’s convinced it must be the late – we had a seven-way auction in Italy. Shortly after that,
Cilla B – but how is that possible? To find out, she has to Germany made an offer, but then things ground to a halt in
journey back in her memories almost 70 years, when she the UK with over 45 rejections from editors.
was ‘vanished’ to a long-stay institution for children with ‘I was therefore in the odd position of having a debut novel
learning difficulties. which had sold in translation, but not in its original language!
‘The novel was inspired,’ explains Neil, ‘by voices and ‘I was disappointed, but during the first lockdown in
stories I heard working for Mencap, the disability charity. 2020, I managed to write the first draft of a second novel.
One such was a woman who had spent 30 years in an Then in December 2021, my agent contacted me to say
institution. My hometown, Whitstable, to where I moved she’d had interest in the first book from a UK publisher.
back after 20 years in London, was also a major influence I was over the moon, and in March the following year,
on the book. It is where the story is set. I signed a two-book deal with Embla, an imprint of
‘The initial idea really only began when I started an OU Bonnier Books UK.’
Creative Writing course in 2009, and Margaret’s voice began Neil’s next project is a dual timeline historical mystery set
to develop. Before that I’d had a few poems published in in 1980s Belfast, where he grew up.
magazines (I was shortlisted for the Pighog Poetry Prize back
in 2013!) and was reading at a Polaris event at the Royal
Festival Hall when I met debut author S.J. Watson. He wrote
Before I Go to Sleep, which became an international bestseller
NEIL’S TOP TIPS
and a film starring Nicole Kidman.
‘He told me about the “Faber Academy Writing A Novel” • Make time for your writing.
course. Unfortunately I didn’t have the means to pay the
fees. In 2013, I was made redundant, which was a major • Short courses like Curtis Brown’s ‘Edit and Pitch Your Novel’
blow. I felt powerless and an outsider, but talking to others will teach you tricks of the trade, and introduce you to a
who all encouraged me to view it as an opportunity to do community of like-minded, aspiring writers.
something different, I decided to apply to do the course.
Luckily, I secured a place and vowed to complete the first • Avoid sending round-robin submissions of your novel.
draft of the novel before my 40th birthday in 2014. Research agents and their interests, make a hit-list of no
‘One short course I found particularly useful was the more than five, tailoring each one. Be prepared to wait
Curtis Brown “Edit and Pitch Your Novel”. It really helped for a response.
me nail down my synopsis and think about my work in
relation to the commercial market. • Rejection is part of the process (I’ve lost count of mine).
‘After finishing the book, I submitted it to a handful The trick is to keep going.
of agents. Rejections followed. By this point, I’d started
T
he UK might be the second biggest greetings card life is hard, I get to help someone say, “This is hard. But I see
market in the world, with a value of around £1.5 you. I’m with you.” And when life delivers the heartache that it
billion, but we Brits send more greetings cards inevitably must, when the loss is immeasurable and unmatched,
per person than any other nation. In 2020, we I get to write for the uniqueness of each person’s grief.’
sent 835 million cards. That’s a lot of cards. It’s also a lot of There are several ways in which Hallmark develops its
words inside those cards. greetings card ideas. Occasionally, their editorial partners
As writers, we’re good with words. Poets, in particular, stipulate what they require, and other times, there are
may just have the right way with those words to produce collaborative sessions with other writers.
a verse or statement that captures the thought, message, or ‘Sometimes,’ Melvina explains, ‘the ideas come from me.
sentiment that a greetings card needs to convey. So how easy I’m constantly people-and-culture watching, researching;
is it to break into the greetings card market, and could it learning about relationships; and figuring out how the big
prove a useful income stream for our writing business? things we go through – the pandemic, for instance – show
Melvina Young is a senior writer at Hallmark Cards in the up in people’s emotional lives. I get to ask myself what that
USA, the oldest and largest greetings card manufacturer in experience is like and what it might leave someone needing
America. With an academic writing background, Melvina emotionally. What’s important to me is that I always start
has a master’s degree in African-American studies and with the real person and the authentic experience.’
teaches women’s studies and black history at the University
of Wisconsin. Greetings groundwork
‘I came to Hallmark because, as I researched other jobs, it was It’s possible to write greeting card messages as a freelance,
clear that I could keep making a good difference in the world and just like any writing market, thought and research will
through writing,’ she explains. ‘I still get to help people make pay dividends.
those important connections, but on a more intimate level.’ ‘The first thing I would say,’ suggests Melvina, ‘is to learn
your market. For instance, do you want to write for the UK
Connecting through cards or for the US market? Do you want to write for a bigger
That’s the power of a greetings card. It connects two or more company like Hallmark, or a smaller, niche company?’
people, emotionally, through words and sometimes images. ‘The next part sounds elementary, but do your research,’
‘I hadn’t really thought of myself as a creative person she continues. ‘See what companies are already doing,
before,’ Melvina continues, ‘but I have always been a investigate what their writers are doing well. Try your hand
deeply empathetic person who could write well, especially at emulating that. Then look for where you might improve
in capturing emotional experiences. I was able to bring my on what they do or offer them something new.’
academic skill set – listening, learning, researching, writing, Here in the UK, the Greeting Card Association is the
refining, and crafting – into this deeply creative, curious, official trade body of the sector and represents over 400
innovative, intellectual, and emotionally intelligent space.’ members, including the big names like Hallmark, Ling
For Melvina, writing greeting card messages is all about Design, Noel Tatt, and Woodmansterne. It’s a great starting
connecting people. point for exploring the market, getting website addresses,
‘Every day I get to think about how human connection and contact details.
looks, how it works, how it acts, how it shows up in our lives, Many greetings card publishers include submission
how it enables us to carry each other through, and how it guidelines on their websites. Look out for Artist Submissions,
makes life a wondrous thing to live.’ where both visual and written requirements are available.
‘When a child is born, I get to help someone say, A great way of following Melvina’s advice to see what
“Congratulations on one of the most beautiful things that companies are doing is to visit one of the trade shows that
will ever happen in your life.” When someone marries, I get take place in London, Birmingham, or Harrogate, throughout
to help someone say, “You chose this person and now you’ll the year. It’s the perfect opportunity to learn current market
build something beautiful and unbreakable together.” When trends and potentially make contact with businesses.
Newspapers
Newspaper archives are a goldmine for writers to explore in their research, says Tarja Moles
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is fairly comprehensive from the 1820s onwards.
There are also research libraries that hold
newspapers relating to their specialist areas. For
Behind the tape
If you have a
example, SOAS University of London has Asian, Expert advice to get the query for Lisa, please
African and Middle Eastern newspapers (https:// details right in your crime send it by email to
lisacuttsenquiries@
writ.rs/soas). fiction from serving police gmail.com
Depending on the library you’re using, you officer Lisa Cutts
may be given the material as hard copies, on
microfilm/fiche or via electronic databases. If
you’re not familiar with how to use these kinds of
equipment, ask a librarian/archivist to help you. Q I have a scenario where one person in the house is
murdered and another survives. What happens to the
injured person once they’re released from hospital? Do the
Finding material in newspapers police find them somewhere to live? Will they be able to get
If you want to browse newspapers and get an items such as clothing from the house?
overview of a historical time period, it’s not that Do the police leave the blood at the scene or is that cleared
tricky to find the content you want. However, if up before anyone is allowed back in the house?
you’re after something specific, things may not Anne Roth, via email
be quite as straightforward: not all newspaper
content in archives and libraries may be
catalogued.
One way round this is to use newspaper indices.
A It really depends on whether the person has somewhere else
to stay or would otherwise be homeless. The police would only
put them up temporarily, perhaps for one night in an emergency. For
Find out which indices your library subscribes anything long term, this would be a case for the local authorities.
to and see whether these would be of help. Large If there is any concern over the person’s welfare, for example,
national newspapers tend to be indexed while the murderer hasn’t yet been arrested, then the police should be
small local papers might not be, unless the local/ safeguarding them. Once the crime scene has been examined, a
regional libraries have their own indices in place. few personal items may be removed, but this would be done by the
Another way round this problem is to use a police. They wouldn’t allow the victim to return before the scene was
digital newspaper archive. Such services not only completely released and this is likely to take many days.
provide a search engine for locating material, but The police call in ‘scene cleaners’ if the house is particularly
also show the full, original images of the pages. distressing. Some of the bloodstained items, such as a mattress, rug
or segments of a carpet, may be taken away by the Scenes of Crime
Digital newspaper archives Officers for forensic examination, so this could negate the need for
The British Newspaper Archive (www. this to happen.
britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk) is a partnership
between the British Library and Findmypast and
its purpose is to digitise millions of newspaper Q Does a body have to be identified by the next of kin?
Could it be a neighbour or a colleague?
pages from the British Library’s huge collection
and to make it available online. Currently it Marian Lake, via email
contains over 56 million pages dating from
the 1700s. Unless you can visit the British
Library, this digital archive is the best option for
A If there was no family to identify the person, then, yes, a
neighbour or colleague would be able to do it. The person
would need to formally identify the deceased and make a short,
newspaper research. signed witness statement, therefore avoiding any complications at a
You can search its database and see the list later date. There are instances where the person can’t be physically
of results for free, but you need to subscribe to identified, in the case of arson, for example, and DNA samples
view the actual pages. If you don’t want to pay, would clarify who the person was. All of the circumstances should
you can do your preliminary research there and be taken into account, such as when the person was last seen alive
then access the newspapers elsewhere. Another and any activity on their bank account or mobile phone.
relatively cheap option would be to do your
searches beforehand and only subscribe for a
month when you’re ready to start viewing and
downloading the pages that are of interest to you.
Enjoy your research journey!
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NOVELS MATTER
from aspiring women novelists. The 2022 Exeter Novel Prize is inviting entries.
Now in its third year, Discoveries is Win a £1,000 first prize in the competition for
a development programme aimed at unpublished novels by unrepresented authors
discovering talented and original new The Exeter Novel Prize is an annual award
female writing voices in the UK and from Creative Writing Matters, which is given for
Ireland. It is run as a partnership between the first 10,000 words of an unpublished novel
The Women’s Prize Trust, Audible, Curtis manuscript by an author who is not currently
Brown literary agency and Curtis Brown Creative. represented by a literary agent.
Prizes will be given for novel manuscripts by unpublished writers in any There is a first prize of £1,000 and five runners
adult genre. Submit the first 10,000 words and a synopsis between 500 and up will each receive £100. The final judge will
1,000 words. Novel manuscripts do not have to be completed. be literary agent Hellie Ogden from Janklow and
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All six shortlisted writers will be offered a mentoring session with a Curtis To enter, send the opening of the novel and a
Brown agent and a free place on a six-week Curtis Brown Creative online synopsis not longer than 500 words. The total
course. One writer will be named ‘The Discoveries Scholar’ and win a free word count must be no longer than 10,000 words.
scholarship to attend a three-month Curtis Brown Creative Writing Your Novel Novel manuscripts may be in any genre, including
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Win $100,000 and publication in the Nine Dots Prize 2022/2023 in this Win a £2,000 first prize in the Mslexia Poetry
contest for creative solutions to contemporary problems in society. Competition 2022 for single poems.
Now in its fourth cycle, the Nine Dots Prize was established in 2016 to The competition is inviting entries of original,
reward innovative thinking that provides creative solutions to issues facing the unpublished poems of any length, on any subject,
modern world. by writers who identify as women.
Entrants are invited to send a 3,000-word response to a question. This year’s The first prize is £2,000. The second prize is
question is: ‘Why has the rule of law become so fragile?’ £500, and the third £250. There is also a £250
The winner will receive $100,000 to expand their response into a short Unpublished Poetry Prize for the best poem by a
book of between 25,000 and 40,000 words for publication with Oxford previously unpublished poet. The winners and six
University Press. additional finalists will have their poems published
To enter, submit the 3,000-word response, an outline of how the idea could in the March issue of Mslexia. This year’s judge is
be expanded into a short book, and a justification of your ability to complete Helen Mort.
the book within a given time. There is an entry fee of £10, which allows each
Entry is free. writer to submit up to three poems.
The closing date is 23 January 2023. The closing date is 5 December.
Website: https://ninedotsprize.org/ Website: https://mslexia.co.uk/
US MAGAZINE MARKET
A scientific approach
Gary Dalkin
Discover Magazine is a US bimonthly our understanding of the past (Elisa and thought-
popular print magazine and website Neckar, eneckar@discovermagazine. provoking.
covering science, technology, mind, health com); Out There – planetary science, Send your
and the environment. The editorial team is astrophysics, cosmology (Steve George, pitch to Erin
looking for stories that enlighten, inform sgeorge@discovermagazine.com); Tech Berge: eberge@
and get readers excited about science. A Note – new technologies and how they’ll discovermagazine.com.
great Discover story should be grounded impact us (Steve George, sgeorge@ Recent stories have covered Secrets of
in research with a strong narrative and an discovermagazine.com). the Vikings, How Fonts Affect Memory
accessible, conversational tone. The ethos is For feature pitches between 1,800-3,000 and a look at New Sustainable Materials
that science is for everyone. words email editorial@discovermagazine. for the Future.
The print mag has seven columns, com. Tell a compelling story with Essential to follow the full guidelines (see
each of which require an approximately interesting characters grounded in current above) before submitting any pitch.
1,200 word article each issue. See the full science. When pitching include ideas for Payment starts at $1 US per word
guidelines at www.discovermagazine. additional content such as photos, art, for the magazine, or around $300 for
com/pitch-guide for details about sidebars or infographics. Also required are the typical online story. For all pitches,
each, but they are: Vital Signs – feature-length Q&As with researchers and keep it short, with one idea per email.
Medical mysteries (pitch Alex Orlando, scientists which balance their work with Explain what the science is, what’s new
aorlando@discovermagazine.com); personal insight. about it and why it will interest readers.
Planet Earth – Nature, geology, flora, For the website the editorial team are Outline your credentials to write the
fauna, glaciers, fossils (Marisa Sloan, looking for short feature stories between story, including information about your
msloan@discovermagazine.com); 600 and 1,000 words. Stories should offer science writing background (if any) and
Piece of Mind – personal experiences of a new angle on current developments or include links to two or three of your best
psych/neuro research (Timothy Meinch, explore a subject that will remain relevant articles, a link to your website, portfolio
tmeinch@discovermagazine.com); for readers over a longer period of time. or social media as appropriate. Don’t send
History Lessons – forgotten moments Your piece might focus on a body of completed articles.
and individuals in science (Elisa Neckar, research, examine trends in science and Follow on Twitter @DiscoverMag/
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Origin Story – new research that changes or serve as helpful explainer. Be fresh DiscoverMag
UK FANTASY MARKET
Go wyld for this UK fantasy publisher
Tina Jackson
Wyldblood Press is a UK-based Post-lockdown, things are taking tension and leads to a satisfying
independent publisher of science off, and Mark and Wyldblood Press conclusion,’ said Mark. ‘Basic
fiction and fantasy. have some exciting plans. ‘In the storytelling really. We’re wary of
‘We have a quarterly magazine, future we’ll be developing our range cliché and bad writing (dialogue’s a
which features around ten short of original novels and novellas and particular problem – it astounds me
stories each issue, and we upload gradually moving to the point where that so many published writers are
original flash fiction (up to 1,000 we can pay “pro” rates for short fiction. so poor at it) and we’re middlebrow
words) to our website every Friday,’ We’re beginning to establish ourselves – we’re not going to be overawed
said editor Mark Bilsborough. ‘We as a presence in the science fiction by florid prose but we’ll probably
also put out anthologies, collections and fantasy world, and you’ll start be annoyed that the storytelling’s
and classic novels. From next year to see us increasingly cropping up at not clear. We don’t tend to go for
we’ll be adding original novels and conventions and other gatherings. anything too experimental. We’re
novellas too. We take stories from At some point we’ll also be offering looking for shorter works at this
around the world.’ editorial services and workshops. We’ll stage – 110,000 words at the upper
Wyldblood is a lockdown startup. also be creating audiobook versions of end for novels.’
‘We published our first story in some of our best short fiction in the As well as including full
July 2020,’ said Mark. ‘There next few months – we’re very excited submissions details, the online
are plenty of science fiction and about that.’ submissions page includes the
fantasy imprints in the States but The Wyldblood Press hallmark is times when the press is open
not too many over here in the UK, interesting, speculative tales. for submissions. ‘Because of the
particularly for magazines, and we ‘We’re looking for great stories, but volume of work we get we have
wanted to redress the balance. The that’s difficult to define and we do to close for stories from time to
extra time on our hands that we have our preferences,’ he said. ‘(Most) time so we don’t get swamped,
found in lockdown provided the everything we publish has some but we’re usually open for at
perfect opportunity. Everyone on sort of speculative element, however least one category most months,’
the team is a writer, a few of us have tenuous. That said, we don’t really explains Mark. He’s generously
spent time with major publishers and publish horror (though we have, offered to look at submissions from
I already had editorial experience so on occasion) and we tend to avoid WM readers even if the press is
we took a deep breath, used all that “hard” science fiction and “epic” closed. ‘Whether we’re technically
knowledge and understanding and fantasy, preferring work which favours “open” or not, Writing Magazine
went for it.’ storytelling over pompous fantasy readers can query us at any time
Wyldblood publish four issues of names and pseudoscience. Essentially at contact@wyldblood.com – put
the magazine each year. ‘So that’s we like good, thoughtful well-plotted WM QUERY at the start of the
about 40 short stories, plus another character-driven stories with a hint of subject line so we know you’ve
52 on the website. This year we’ll strangeness or wonder.’ come from here.’
have two anthologies out, so that’s Wyldblood Press books need to Wyldblood Press publishes in
another 20-odd stories, plus a “best immediately engage the reader. ‘A print and digital formats. Payment is
of ” collection. More of the same good book for us is one that grabs £0.01 per word for short fiction and
next year, plus four to six original us at the start, has characters we can royalties for novels and novellas.
novels and a few novellas.’ relate to and a narrative that builds Website: https://wyldblood.com/
CAPITAL
Mentoring
JOIN THE
Programme,
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SPIRAL TRIBE
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disabled writers.
The mentoring
will run from
November 2022 to Spiral is a new online service for audiobooks, and possible rival
August 2023. for Audible. According to director Kate Bland, it’s not attempting
to offer, ‘every single book that’s ever been made into an audio,
Jiaqi Kang has won but we are selecting what we hope is a really wonderful array of Write a love letter to the UK’s capital city
the £2,500 2022 international books and translations’. to win a £500 prize in Love Letters to
White Review Short The format clearly has some similarities with Audible, in that London 2022.
Story Prize for you can buy books individually, or subscribe and get two ‘Spiral The competition from The London
Class of 1985. Editions’ included with your subscription each month, plus access Society invites entries up to 500 words
to exclusive content in section of the website called murmurations. on this year’s theme, which is ‘making
‘I do not believe Spiral also offers original audiobooks, which it either co-publishes connections’. Londoners and non-
in writer’s block. or offers ‘in partnership with the UK’s independent publishers’. Londoners alike are welcome to send
I started writing Currently there isn’t a Spiral app (and apparently no plans pieces of writing celebrating London and
when my kids were for one), which may be a drawback for some listeners, and the reflecting on why they love the city.
little, and I could service is accessed exclusively via a browser. It has a one-hour In the open and poetry categories, there
plop them in front
‘memory pocket’, so you can listen while away from wi-fi or are prizes of £500, £250 and £100. In the
of the TV or scribble
without using mobile data. under 12 and 12-18 age-group categories,
while they were
napping. When you
Bland told the Guardian that the company, which officially there are winners’ prizes of £500 and four
have very little time launched on 6 October with a catalogue of over 300,000 titles, runner-up prizes of £150. The school of
to write… guess has the premise that, ‘there are book-lovers who want to go and the two category winners will receive £250-
what? You WRITE. buy their audiobooks and be part of a literary atmosphere that worth of books.
Writer’s block is just is about the pleasure and the life and world that you can Love letters to London may be in any
for people who have within books’. style, including poetry, fiction, reportage
have the luxury of In September in the US Spotify added audiobooks to its etc. Entries may have been published
procrastination. If streaming service, and no doubt will do so in the UK before elsewhere, but they must fit the brief and
you don’t feel like too long. Without an app on reader’s phones, it is difficult have been published in 2022.
writing, write. You to see how Spiral will be able to compete with either Spotify Entry is free. Each writer may enter up to
can always edit (when it launches its audiobook service in the UK) or Audible. three pieces.
a bad page—you You can find out more and or sign up at https://www. The closing date is 30 November.
cannot edit a blank spiracleaudiobooks.com A Spiral subscription costs £12 per Website: www.londonsociety.org.uk/
page.’ month, with books being individually priced. page/loveletters
Jodi Picoult GD
UK THEATRE MARKET
A great collaboration for playwrights
Jenny Roche
UK POETRY MARKET
Poetry please Enter flash up to
1,000 words to win
Jenny Roche
a £300 prize in the
Fiction Factory’s Flash
Fiction Competition
Manchester-based Carcanet Books is open to 2022.
poetry submissions from 2 January 2023 to 20 The Fiction
January 2023 for three of its imprints; the New Factory’s Flash Fiction Competition is inviting
Poetries anthology series, the six times a year PN entries of original, unpublished flash fiction up to
Review journal and the Carcanet Collections. 1,000 words. Entries may be in any genre except
It is suggested you check out its catalogue to see what is published, as well as the children’s and YA.
PN Review journal which is described as ‘an index (or fever chart) of their interests and The top prize is £300. The judge is writer and
enthusiasms’. coach Helen Cox.
Full-length poetry manuscripts in English or translation are invited whilst novels, short The entry fee is £5 for one, £9 for two and £13
stories, children’s prose/poetry and academic, biographical and other non poetry-related for three.
titles are not wanted. The closing date is 30 November.
Submit your work as a pdf document which includes your contact details for a response. Website: https://fiction-factory.biz/
Details: email: submissions@carcanet.co.uk; website: https://writ.rs/carcanet2023
Get collected
Mslexia Women’s Pamphlet Competition 2022 offers The winning collection will be published as a
a prize of publication from Bloodaxe Books and pamphlet by Bloodaxe Books and the writer will
£250 in the contest for women poets. receive £250. A selected poem for the collection
The competition is for collections no longer than will be published in Mslexia. This year’s judge is
24 pages. (Up to 20 poems of any lengths, as long as Imtiaz Dharker.
each page contains no more than 40 lines of poetry. The entry fee per collection is £20.
Poems may have been previously published, but not The closing date is 5 December.
as a collection. Website: https://mslexia.co.uk/
Poetry &
Pamphlet
DEADLINE: 5 DECEMBER 2022
Competition
2022 Mslexia Publications Limited
PO Box 656
Newcastle upon Tyne
NE99 1PZ
mslexia.co.uk/competitions
competitions@mslexia.co.uk
+44 (0)191 204 8860
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WRITERS’ NEWS
INTRODUCTIONS
Writing Magazine presents a selection of current international small press submission
calls. We strongly recommend that you read backlist titles, familiarise yourself with their
guidelines before submitting and check websites for submission details.
Response time is 4 to 6 months. Blog The team like ‘well-crafted fiction that is
payment is 3 to 5 US cents per word. Rights based on real events and people.’
and royalties for books are discussed with Currently open to submissions for full-
a contract. length manuscripts, the team seek ‘high-
Website: www.runamokbooks.website quality fiction that is based on historical
Small international presses Rivercliff Books & research.’ Email submissions with the title and
Media are a new imprint of Wetware Media, word count of the manuscript in the subject
LLC, and ‘welcome submissions from all line. Include a synopsis, a brief biography and
over the authorial map – fiction, nonfiction, the first 10 to 20 pages of the manuscript.
essay – from both new and established Underrepresented writers are encouraged to
authors.’ They publish books, audiobooks, submit. There is an online journal publishing
and a podcast of short fiction and nonfiction. Haymarket Books is a radical, independent, short stories and novel excerpts, open all year
Currently open to ‘submissions of well- nonprofit book publisher based in Chicago. to submissions of previously unpublished
crafted fiction and non-fiction books.’ The The editorial team seek subs which ‘are 1,000 to 8,000-word stories.
team particularly want ‘titles that can be accessible to a wide range of progressive and Deadline for novel submissions is 15
successfully adapted for film and television.’ radical political activists, while also being December. Response time is ‘up to six weeks.’
Novellas, 30,000 to 50,000 words, and useful to an academic audience.’ If the work Rights and royalties are discussed with the
nonfiction and novels, 50,000 and 90,000 is about activist personalities, personal activist contract. Short story payment is a US$25
words, may be in most narrative styles memoirs, activist groups, explaining what honorarium.
and forms of fiction. No horror, sci-fi, or activism is and how to get involved, why Website: www.historythroughfiction.com
dystopian work. The team are also seeking activism is necessary for society etc. then the
compelling literary nonfiction. team may be interested. Kelp Books is an independent press located
Submit the first chapter or first 25 pages of Submit work online using their system. in Pebble Beach, California looking for
the book through a personal Hey Publisher Include a cover letter explaining the proposed submissions of literary, crime, thriller,
account. Rights and royalties are discussed. topic and its relevance to their audience, mystery, and horror manuscripts. Coastal
Website: www.rivercliffbooks.com a CV/resume, a table of contents and a themes, West
detailed chapter outline of the book, and two Coast locales,
Run Amok is a (maximum) sample chapters. Include market surfing, and
small press that info and a timeline for completion of the works that
likes ‘the obscure manuscript, and an estimated word count embody travel
and the strange, the for the completed manuscript. Rights and and adventure
irreverent and the royalties are discussed with the contract. are preferred.
profane.’ They love Website: www.haymarketbooks.org The team accept
‘experimental forms novel-length,
and interesting History Through 70,000 to 120,000 words, manuscripts. The
voices.’ Currently Fiction is an team also consider short story collections,
open to full-length novel manuscripts for the independent press poetry, and nonfiction.
crime imprint Run Amok Crime, the team with an editorial The press also publishes Kelp Journal,
like noir, literary noir, gumshoes and police team who publish an online and print literary magazine with
procedurals. They want ‘anything gritty that has ‘high-quality oceanic, conservationist, and surf forward
an element of crime in it.’ Manuscripts should fiction that is themes. Submit fiction up to 6,000 words,
be between 70,000 and 90,000 words. Submit rooted in accurate essays, poetry, and travel memoirs. They
the full manuscript online. and detailed have no genre restrictions. The Wave is the
The team also seek subs for The Growlery historical research.’ team’s new journal for ‘unpublished micro,
which is their new blog about writers and All HTF books ‘include important primary flash, and short fiction in any genre; short
writing, 500 to 1,000 words. The blog has and secondary source materials’ available essays on any topic; book reviews; poetry,
regular features. Greatest Misses: Writers On to readers through things like ‘footnotes, and photography and art.’ Response
Failure; Killer Reviews where authors discuss endnotes, or a bibliography.’ They seek time is ‘reasonable.’ Rights and royalties or
reviews; The Workshop Experience about writing which bridges the gap between history payments are discussed with
creative writing work-shops; and What The Hell and storytelling, and does it with ‘well- a contract.
Am I Thinking: Writers On Why They Write’. researched, engaging, and diverse narratives.’ Website: www.kelpjournal.com
‘I haven’t
experienced all Broken window for pamphlets
the things that the
children in my lift Poetry publisher Broken Sleep Poems may be in any style or genre,
have experienced, Books has a submission window and on any subject.
otherwise I’d be a open for poetry pamphlets up to 30 Include a brief biography
nervous wreck! But November. and synopsis in the pamphlet
I’ve always had a Pamphlet submissions may be submission.
good imagination between 15 and 40 pages. Individual Broken Sleep pays 10% royalties
and I’ve always been poems within the pamphlet may and five free author copies. Broken
quite good at putting have been previously published,but Sleep authors may buy unlimited
myself in other Broken Sleep prefers that at least copies of their book at 50% discount.
people’s shoes.’ 50% of the manuscript should Website: www.brokensleepbooks.
Jacqueline Wilson consist of previously unseen poems. com/submissions
Novel
an editorial team aiming to publish ‘the finest in
contemporary fiction, nonfiction, and poetry, as well
as interviews with notable authors’. Put together by
the students and professors of the MFA programme
at Eastern Washington University, the team accepts
‘fiction and poetry submissions between the 1st of
September and the 31st of May, but nonfiction is open
year-round.
Ideas
The team seeks submissions which surprise and
move the reader, and ‘welcome and encourage Make a
work from all writers… particularly writers
whose perspectives and experiences are often
underrepresented in the literary world.’
Simultaneous submissions are accepted, but not
writer’s day
reprints or multiple subs. Poets, submit no more than five poems and put them all Nothing beats knowing
in a single Word document. Prose works, three pieces of flash under 750 words,
short stories over 1,000 words, need to go beyond the conventional. Translations
you’ve made a reader happy,
are welcome if you have acquired publication permission from the author of the Lynne Hackles
original work.
Response time is ‘within six months.’ Payment: US$100 for long-form prose, It was a first for me. I’ve had reviews
US$40 for short prose and US$20 per published poem plus two copies. about my non-fiction books but had never
Website: https://inside.ewu.edu/willowspringsmagazine received actual fan mail before. It was
about a prize-winning story I’d written.
The sender of the fan mail had taken the
time to find my email address and tell
Supporting romance me how much they’d enjoyed reading my
story. That short email meant so much to
The Romantic Novelists Association Hannah Schofield; Publisher and/or me. On bad days – and we all have them
has announced the shortlists for their Editor of the Year: Boldwood Books; – I’ve turned to it often. It cheers me up
Industry Awards 2022. Charlotte Ledger; Sara-Jade Virtue. and lets me know that there are people out
The ten categories and shortlists are The RNA’s Industry Awards have been there who enjoy my writing. So, why have
as follows: held for the past eight years. Awards I only sent two of these in my lifetime?
The Romantic Bookseller of the organiser Laura James, said: ‘Of late, How many have you sent? How many
Year: Tea Leaves and Reads; Words people have experienced difficult times, books have you loved, maybe even re-read
& Kisses; Inclusion Award: Mills & yet our authors continue to produce because you’ve enjoyed them so much?
Boon; Rebecca Slorach; Claire Wade; quality romantic fiction which enlightens, Writers who have laboured over their
Indie Champion of the Year: Alliance informs, and entertains. These stories work, who have tried to make their
of Independent Authors; Clare Flynn; reflect the strength, determination, characters real and the plot exciting,
Lizzie Lamb; Library or Librarian and passion of the human spirit. They entertaining or amusing, don’t get to
of the Year: Daren Kearl; Sharon give hope and show love can heal. It see the appreciation. Yes, there are
Whitehouse; Indie Editor of the Year: is a wonderful privilege and a genuine online reviews but to get in touch with
Alison May; Emily Shelton Poole: Cover pleasure to honour the individuals and an author and tell them how much
Designer of the Year: Lucy Murphy; organisations who support and promote you enjoyed their work is completely
JD Smith; Narrator of the Year: Anne romantic fiction and the RNA. They different. From being on the receiving
Dover; Helen McAlpine; Susie Riddell; ensure our stories are enjoyed by readers end, I can tell you it’s wonderful.
Media Star of the Year: Claire Fenby; all over the world.’ One day, you may be lucky enough
Rachel Gilbey; Anne Williams; Agent The winners will be announced on to see someone reading your book and
of the Year: Clare Coombes; Kate Nash; 11 November. laughing out loud, or maybe dabbing a
tear from their eye. Enjoy the experience
but be wary of speaking to them. It may
go well but one well-known writer had a
Winter flash bad experience. He was on a train when
he noticed the person sitting opposite him
The next instalment of the quarterly Flash 500 Flash Fiction competition is open for was reading his latest novel. He leaned
entries of original, unpublished short fiction in any style or genre, up to 500 words. towards the reader and whispered quietly,
There is a first prize of £300, a second prize of £200 and a third prize of £100. The ‘I wrote that.’ The reader stared at him,
results are announced around six weeks after the contest has closed, and the three winners snapped the book closed and quickly
of each quarterly competition are published on the Flash 500 website. moved to another seat.
There is an entry fee of £5 for one story, and £8 for two. If you love a story, or book, think
The closing date is 31 December. about contacting the writer and letting
Website: https://flash500.com/flash-fiction/ them know you loved it. You can make
their day.
WRITERS’ NEWS
London
photographer Place your trust
Soulla Petrou
is running a Win a £2,000 first prize in The 2022 Charles Causley
Kickstarter to self International Poetry Competition.
publish Rewind, a The annual competition from The Causley Trust is
collection of her for poems of any length up to 40 lines.
work exploring The winner will receive £2,000 and a week-long
dance music
residency at Cyprus Well, the former home of poet
culture, for
Charles Causley in Launceston. The second prize is
charity. Soulla,
£250 and the third, £100. All prizewinners will be
who was a friend
of murdered
invited to take part in the Charles Causley Arts & The entry fee is £7.50 for one poem and £5.50 for
journalist and Cultural Festival in Launceston between 30 June and any subsequent poems.
former MixMag 2 July 2023. This year’s head judge is Séan Hewitt. The closing date is 1 January 2023.
editor Dom All entries must be original and unpublished. Poems Website: https://causleytrust.org/
Phillips, will be may be on any subject. competition-2022/
donating proceeds
to Unijava, an
Mounting anxiety
organisation set
up to help the
people of the
Javari Valley in the Enter short fiction on the theme of original, unpublished short fiction
Amazon, which ‘Anxiety’ for The European Writing between 1,500 and 3,500 words.
was the cause Prize 2023. All entries must be on the theme of
Dom championed. The European Writing Prize is ‘Anxiety’.
the most prestigious of the writing The winner will receive €50,
If you don’t like competitions organised each year by lifetime membership of the European
someone’s story, the European Society of Literature. Society of Literature, and publication
write your own. The Prize is a free-entry in its quarterly journal. Website: www.litsoceu.com/
Chinua Achebe international competition for The closing date is 1 January 2023. writing-prize
INTERNATIONAL
ZINE SCENE PDR
Lindsay-Salmon
The Furious Gazelle Cordite Poetry stories and stand-alone novel excerpts should
accepts short fiction, Review is a quarterly be no more than 5,000 words. Flash fiction
micro fiction, poetry, Australian and no more than 1,000 words. Writers may
short plays, novel excerpts, and creative non- international journal of poetry, criticism and submit three pieces of flash or microfiction.
fiction and subs for its Things That Make research. The team often welcome a guest Nonfiction in the form of memoir, personal
Us Furious column in satirical essay, listicle, editor who ‘may invite five Australian and five essays, and creative nonfiction, under 5,000
or rant form. Authors and publishers may overseas authors to submit to the issue’ as well words; poetry, one to three poems; one-act
submit a book for review consideration. Prose, as ‘select an additional 30 to 35 works’. plays, scenes, or short film and screenplay
essays, fiction and nonfiction, no more than Submit no more than three poems in one excerpts, up to 15 pages. The journal runs
7,000 words please. If submitting flash, please Word or rtf document. The deadline for this regular themed Flash 405 competitions.
limit subs to five individual pieces. Poetry, any submission window is 4 December. The deadline is 31 December. Payment is
style, one to five pages please. For plays limit Website: http://cordite.org.au US$50.00.
the sub to 20 pages. Website: http://expositionreview.com
Rights and payment are discussed on Air/Light is an online
acceptance. literary journal The Sunlight Press
Website: https://thefuriousgazelle.com published by the is a digital literary
English Department journal publishing
Brevity: A Journal at the University of Southern California to creative nonfiction, fiction, poetry, book
of Concise Literary showcase both traditional and innovative reviews, photography, and reflections by artists
Nonfiction publishes works, particularly from female-identifying, on their craft three times a week. Submit
‘well-known and emerging writers working BIPOC, and LGBTQ creators. Submit personal essays, 750 to 1,000 words, fiction,
in the extremely brief essay form, craft essays nonfiction, no more than 4,000 words, in under 2,000 words and flash fiction, under
and book reviews.’ Submit flash non-fiction the form of personal essays, critical essays, 1,000 words, poetry, one to three poems.
essays no longer than 750 words, and Craft memoir, reviews, reportage, travel, interviews; Reviews of books, short story collections, and
Essays no more than 1,200 words on the craft fiction in all genres and styles, up to 4,000 essay collections should be 750-1,000 words.
of writing. To submit a Craft Essay please first words; poetry: no more than ten pages per The Artists on Craft series welcomes pieces
contact the Craft editor with ‘either a brief submission. Collaborative essays are welcomed under 1,000 words. Payment is US$40.00
description of the idea or the finished essay.’ up to 4,000 words, and so are multimedia and for essays, book reviews and Artist on Craft
Payment is a US$45 honorarium for featured visual art pieces. pieces; US$40 for fiction, US$30 for the
essays and craft essays for first serial rights. Payment: poetry: US$50, responses and first poem and US$10 for each additional
Website: https://brevitymag.com department pieces: US$100, fiction and accepted poem; US$15 for photos for first
essays/nonfiction: US$200 and visual art, publishing rights.
The Journal of music, and multimedia: US$200. Website: www.thesunlightpress.com
Compressed Creative Website: https://airlightmagazine.org
Arts from Matter Press Revolute is a
accepts fiction and digital literary
creative nonfiction, ‘as magazine
long as they are compressed in some way.’ For founded in 2019
the current reading period, they are looking by the Randolph College MFA programme.
for work from writers who are previously Exposition Review is an independent, multi- Submit one story (or flash fiction) or one
unpublished. Work is published weekly. For genre literary journal of fiction, flash fiction, essay per submission, limited to 7,000
fiction and creative nonfiction prose, which nonfiction, poetry, scripts for stage and words. For poetry, send up to three poems,
includes prose poems, the word limit is 600. screen, film, experimental narratives, visual no more than 15 pages. Payment: US$25 per
Payment is US$50 ‘per accepted piece and art, and comics. It’s currently open to subs acceptance of up to three poems, US$25 for
signed contract.’ for ‘Exposition Review: Vol. VIII’, on the prose works.
Website: http://matterpress.com/journal theme of ‘lines’. Fiction submissions of short Website: https://revolutelit.com
Mandrake is open
Fit lit in quick
for submissions
of weird, Gothic, PDR Lindsay-Salmon
supernatural and
horror writing for
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December. Submit to support ‘emerging writers of stories and non-fiction of 2,000 to
one story or piece literary fiction, creative non-fiction, 6,000 words and/or no more than
of non-fiction/up to narrative journalism and poetry.’ three poems. should email examples of their work
two poems. Published biannually, in January Simultaneous submissions are fine or a link to their online portfolio to
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during winter/spring and poetry body of the email. Don’t forget full months.’ Payment is £25 per story
A Message from
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Ukraine, Volodymyr
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collection of war Currently the team seek and put a word count at the end of paid £25 for first rights for print and
speeches, will submissions for the winter 2023 the prose piece. The team also seek online/ebook publication.
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Unconventional Stories. The team are looking for ‘genre numbers and story title – and don’t forget a cover page.
Sri Lankan authors who cross boundaries.’ They want ‘Authors Put the story title, author, contact email, word count,
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Karunatilaka has anthology of stories that entertain, but read fresh and you think your story fits the anthology’s theme on the
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Booker Prize for his difficult to classify into a single subgenre, or that push Deadline 1 December. Response time is ‘reasonable.’
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Almeida. He was
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HM Camilla the Submissions for the next round of The WriteNow programme has based in the UK and coming from
Queen Consort at
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a ceremony on 17
October.
programme for new writers from tools to navigate the publishing represented in publishing. To apply, send
under-represented backgrounds, industry and launch successful careers a 1,000-word writing sample.
Nazanin Zaghari- opens on 7 November. This round as authors. Writers accepted on the Submissions are open until 8
Ratcliffe is to is for commercial fiction, with programme receive a free workshop, January 2023.
co-write a memoir writers invited to submit in the feedback, year-long editorial Website: https://www.penguin.
of the six years she genres of crime, thrillers, family development and £1,000. co.uk/company/creative-
spent imprisoned drama, comedy, romance and love Writers applying for Write Now responsibility/writenow/this-years-
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down and write. I Love This Game, Patrice Evra; England Football: The Wilson; Two Brothers: The Life and Times of Bobby and
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A
a strong narrative drive is also wanted. The word count for fiction apparent that some elements of the travel
and non fiction is 3,000 or a little longer ‘if it is brilliant’. industry remain in a post-Covid chaos of delay
For poetry submit no more than 10 pages of 3-5 poems with and seeming disorganisation. The impression
each poem on a separate page. Include them in a single, preferred given to visitors arriving here must be appalling
Word document (.doc), attached to an email. – sorry, I must resist a rant! Nevertheless, in recent months
With all submissions include a cover letter with your name many people seem to be catching up on after a Covid-dictated
and contact details, the title/s of your pieces and 1-3 lines of period of travel not being possible. In many cases people
biographical information on your writing career. saved money during the pandemic; I spent little or nothing on
Payment rates are CA$30 per published page for first serial rights. holidays for some two years.
There are different email addresses for different submissions: Places dependent on tourism have suffered and this presents
rffiction2018@gmail.com; rfpoetry2018@gmail.com; an opportunity to write about what might be called the non-
rfnonfiction2018@gmail.com travel side of travel. In Thailand, where I holidayed recently,
Website: www.riddlefence.com/submissions things are gradually getting back to normal and the complex
entry requirements of recent times have been relaxed. Visitor
numbers are climbing. Some numbers illustrate the impact.
Before Covid, Thailand welcomed more than 20 million
tourists each year. In 2021 the number did not even hit one
Blue 4eva wins big million and of course many places around the world (and at
home) experienced something similar. One can imagine the
Saba Sams, who was featured in WM’s My Path to Publication slot impact on individuals.
the March issue, has won the BBC National Short Story Award with On the island of Phuket, we found ourselves in a favourite
Cambridge University 2022 for Blue 4eva, which was taken from her restaurant on its first day open for many months. Talk about
acclaimed debut short story collection, Send Nudes. a welcome! The young couple who run it were delighted to be
Saba was presented with her £15,000 prize by chair of judges welcoming people in again; they made it a meal to remember.
Elizabeth Day on BBC Radio Four’s Front Row. ‘When I first The man had been working on a farm for many months, while
read Blue 4eva, I was engrossed by its transportive atmosphere, they struggled to keep their finances in a state that would
its masterful telling of complex family dynamics and the sense prevent their restaurant closing forever. Some businesses were
of building tension,’ said Elizabeth. ‘Saba Sams is adept at still closed. We saw signs reading, ‘For sale’ and ‘To rent’, and
wrongfooting our assumptions, creating a set of unique, multi- others saying, ‘New business coming soon’. In the latter case the
dimensional characters with rich internal lives, and viewing it all thought appeared more optimistic than the state of such notices
through the lens of a 12-year-old girl. It’s such an achievement suggested; they appeared to have been there a long time.
to be able to do that in under 8,000 words. I loved this story There were so many tales. Some small businesses had
from the moment I read it and can’t stop thinking about it even struggled on, their owners supported by family or by doing
now. I’m delighted we found such a worthy win.’ other work on the side. Hotels might have remained open,
‘It’s very special to have Blue 4eva – a story I’ve been working with some facilities closed and reduced numbers of staff
on, in one way or another, since I was nineteen – be given struggling on reduced salaries. Large businesses, like one
this kind of esteem,’ said Saba. ‘I first wrote Blue 4eva in rainy hotel we stayed in, had done necessary maintenance and
Manchester when I was a student, though it was very different refurbishment work during the hiatus. For some people it had
then. The story was very short, more of a vignette, but I had forced an unwanted change of career; one taxi driver we came
fun with it. When I was writing Send Nudes a few years later, I across had been the accountant in a hotel now closed
returned to the story and started working on it again. I’m always for good.
thinking about what it looks like to be a young woman: about Some stories were surprising. My Thai friend Siripan (the
bodies and power, about friendships and family, about the ways author of Everyday Thai Cooking) is long retired. But she had
we’re constantly looking to break free. Blue 4eva engages with just opened a small café, saying ‘It was so boring in lockdown,
sexuality too, particularly with queerness, in a subtle way that I what else was I to do?’ Such tales, good and bad, are a rich
found interesting to write.’ seam for the writer.
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Picking up speed
Tina Jackson
Helen Fields
The barrister turned crime novelist tells Lynne Hackles
about turning the pressure up and writing in bursts
elen Fields was a criminal barrister and properly, I was putting together little books, collections
is now the best-selling author of ten of poems, writing songs and plays. It was all I wanted to
crime fiction novels. As a barrister, she do until I got to university and studied law. After that,
wasn’t writing fiction but says there being a barrister was all-consuming. When I had children
was a lot of other writing involved. I rediscovered my love of writing, and began to consider
‘Writing an opening speech to a jury, setting out the whether or not I might be able to get published. Even
case coherently but in an interesting way,’ she explains. then, it seemed to be something that other people did.
‘Composing a closing speech, fashioning the facts These days I’m lucky enough to write full time.
the way that best promoted my case. Preparing cross- ‘I use my former career as inspiration and quite often
examination questions to expose case weaknesses. All of base aspects of different characters on people I came
that had to be done under time pressure and to a high across. The areas where I’m careful to keep up to date
standard. Not so much has changed. are forensics, technology and specifics like ballistics.
‘Now my day is structured around my family. We get Those aren’t my subjects so I read a lot to make sure I’m
our three children out to school/college, then he goes to presenting a realistic picture to my readers.
the gym before work, and I get the house straight. Only ‘My latest book, The Last Girl to Die, is set on the
then do I sit down to write. I don’t concentrate well Isle of Mull off the west coast of Scotland. It features
in chaos. Typically, my writing time is from 9.30am to a new protagonist, Canadian private investigator
2.30pm. Limited available hours help focus my mind. If Sadie Levesque, who’s called to Mull to find a missing
I don’t have pressure to achieve, my focus wanders. I set teenager but who ends up investigating a series of
myself a daily word count, typically 2,000, Monday to murders leaving her alone and in danger. The themes
Friday. Evenings are busy – I do ballet, Zumba, and love of the books are myths and witchcraft. Scotland has
walking – so those hours are out of bounds. such a rich history, and Mull itself is full of ancient
‘Interruptions are inevitable. Switching off the phone tales, so it was easy to get inspiration. I don’t live in
isn’t an option so now I’m pretty good at working in Scotland, but do spend a lot of time there every year,
short, fast bursts. As long as I get a good hour at a time visiting every couple of months on average, and I
to concentrate, I can normally achieve what I need to. always come away with new books ideas.
I also naturally work in bursts. Even when there aren’t ‘Currently, I’m editing the book that will come out in
interruptions, I’ll write a few pages then put the dishwasher March 2023, called The Institution. It features a protagonist
on, write a bit more and water the plants and so on. I wrote about in The Shadow Man, Dr Connie Woolwine,
‘I’m ashamed to say the first thing I do when I switch who’s a psychological profiler. In the new book, she goes
on the computer is turn to social media, the great eater of undercover in a high security psychiatric unit to figure out
time. Then it’s an online word game that my daughter and who killed a nurse and kidnapped her baby.’
I do independently and share our scores (it gets fiercely
competitive). Emails next. Work comes last, because I have
to know there’s nothing else waiting for me when I dive WRITING PLACE
into whatever fictional world I’m living in at the time.
‘I spend a lot of time promoting my books. That ‘I have a small desk set up on a mezzanine area of our
involves promoting whatever book has just come out, or lounge. I keep it surrounded by plants, my mouse mat
is about to come out, then there’s keeping a high profile has an image of Edinburgh Castle on it, and I have one
between books. That’s where social media is at its best, of those seats where you rest your knees on a cushion in
and it’s more about keeping up to date with what’s going front to keep my back upright. The space is functional
on in the writer/reader community, joining in the current and basic, but still comfortable. When I need more life,
conversations, reviewing other books. This amounts to I’m out of my front door and only thirty seconds from a
another hour a day, often early morning or evening so it handful of cafés and gardens, so I split my time between
doesn’t cut into my writing time. working at home and working in public spaces.’
‘I’ve always loved writing. As soon as I could write
Gillian Harvey is relieved to discover writers’ brain fog is an actual scientific thing
s I sit wearily in the chair opposite my GP, I molecule that can disrupt brain function.
experience a familiar feeling of déjà vu (side In short, that fatigue you feel after writing and
note: is it possible to have déjà vu about having concentrating for a morning is both not ‘all in your head’,
déjà vu?). and, well, all in your head. It’s not you, you are not lazy, you
She looks at me. do not need to become a doctor botherer like me. It is not
I look at her. the fact that you choose to sit on your bottom or any other
‘I just feel so tired all the time,’ I say. physically available body part.
‘You have five children,’ she says. ‘Plus you work.’ It’s that pesky glutamate.
‘I know.’ Great! You respond. So, tell me. What can be done to rid our
‘You have an under-active thyroid.’ brains of the glutamate. Is there a pill? Do I need to tip it out
‘Oh, thyroid smyroid… I take the medication..!’ of my ear? What if I bang my head repeatedly on my desk?
‘You’re in your forties now…?’ Or is the answer to the crushing fatigue simply the usual
‘How DARE you!’ prescription: more coffee, more chocolate and an early night?
I mean, there’s no need to get personal, right? Well, science isn’t sure yet.
For years, I’ve been wondering why I feel so fatigued in Perhaps we just have to accept it as a side-effect of being
the afternoons. I try, as much as possible, to reserve writing brilliant. But it could be that a rest, more frequent breaks or
work for the mornings – when my brain feels more fired even a nap might help.
up – and always resolve I’ll get all the ‘other stuff ’ done For me, just knowing that the post-writing brain fog is
(like, you know, cleaning and organising and household normal has helped. I’m trying not to expect so much of
chores and having a shower and grocery shopping and eating myself, and trying to get my head around the fact that even
something) in the afternoons. though I’m sitting on my posterior, I’m also working my
But inevitably, in the afternoons, I find I’m like a wrung- posterior precuneus – and you know, that’s pretty tiring.
out rag. Useless, leaden and pretty much ready for the bin. So if you’re an early bird like me and like to get your
It’s hardly surprising that I’d begun to feel something was 2,000 words fired off first thing, don’t be too hard on
wrong with me. yourself if you find you’re dropping off in front of Bargain
My husband, too, was perplexed. Being of the more Hunt in the early afternoon. Or if you have to spend a few
practical bent, he couldn’t understand why (as he so nicely hours on research, maybe factor in a quick power-nap before
put it) ‘four hours of sitting on my a***’ could render me heading to your day job.
completely spent. As for me, I’m probably not going to change very much
(Another side note: why do people say ‘sitting on your about my schedule. Like most busy people, there really isn’t
a***”? Has anyone ever sat using any other part of their much wriggle room in my daily agenda. But I am going to
anatomy? Is it particularly lazy to perch on your posterior?) be a little gentler with myself – more frequent breaks and
Anyway, both me and my long-suffering doctor can now less self-flagellation.
afford to breathe a sigh of relief. Because finally science has Plus if Ray decides to question the fact that I’m slumped,
come up with an answer that will both ease my worries and dribbling on the sofa after a hard-morning’s writing, I now
silence my critics (aka him indoors). have science on my side.
A study published in Current Biology in August revealed ‘Don’t blame me,’ I’ll slobber. ‘It’s the gluta… the glu…
that working on mentally taxing assignments appeared to the glutamate.’
raise the level of glutamate in the brain. After all, what’s the point of science if not to justify my
So there you go. I have TOO MUCH glutamate from all need for coffee, chocolate and sofa slumping? And what
the excess thinking. better cure for excess glutamate than to make good use of
What is glutamate? I hear you cry. Apparently it’s a your glutes?
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