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Ghost train, 2016 Zavian and his mum. parents continued to absolutely terrified, parenting head,
Shot on Samsung S7 “Zavian was chat, wondering aloud I realised it wasn’t my however, had other
Smart shot Looking back, Mark pestering to go on the what was inside and how best parenting decision priorities. Once the
The best pictures Chilvers says he thought ghost train, and my son long the boys might be. of the year.” sheepish parents and
the ghost train he put his tagged along with the “I decided to set With his professional shaken kids parted,
taken on phones then six-year-old son idea. We watched other up my phone to photographer head on, Chilvers sought
Mark Chilvers Louie on would be a young kids getting on capture them exiting. Chilvers liked how the a counterbalance.
“Scooby-Doo level of the cars, and relented.” I anticipated the purple brickwork, and “I plonked him straight
scary”. The pair were at Louie, on the left, and technical visuals, the boys’ blue and red on to an elephant
a London funfair in the Zavian trundled in with particularly framing the jackets made up a merry-go-round for
early summer of 2016 expressions of “calm scary painted face to the vibrant colour palette. toddlers. It was the
when they bumped into curiosity”, Chilvers left. But when the boys No tweaks or edits gentlest ride I could find.”
Louie’s school friend recalls. Outside, their materialised looking were needed. His Grace Holliday
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CUTTINGS
Down the rabbit hole
Lost in the flow of pop culture
This week: The White Lotus
by Larry Ryan
M
oney can buy happiness – just absence of negative emotions – I’d
ask anyone without it. But estimate the satiation point now lies The
Italian
the question of how much about £100,000 to £120,000. And if job
happiness has long been a focus of you’re looking for overall satisfaction Things to do in Italy when you’re dead rich
wellbeing science. I asked Prof with life, that point is higher still. … namely, that American TV and films seem to be set in Italy
Jan-Emmanuel De Neve, director at There’s debate on the numbers though. because, well, it’s nice for everyone to go to Italy: Succession
the University of Oxford Wellbeing (the finest of rich-people-are-terrible TV) had a jaunt, as did
Research Centre, what the data says. It’s shocking to think that only 1% of Master of None. See also: Netflix romcom Love Wedding
Britons will earn enough to feel life Repeat, and forthcoming Spin Me Round. More prosaically,
Given we’re in a cost of living crisis, satisfaction. What else is debated? it might be the generous tax breaks for productions, and
does this question even matter? Everyone agrees on the flattening of the also, it’s Italy – what’s not to like? Periodic bouts of fascism,
Survival first, happiness later, right? curve. What people don’t agree on is perhaps, but we are where we are. Granted, filming in Italy
How we feel about the quality of our the point at which happiness no longer isn’t new – who could forget The Godfather?
lives is what matters. So is there a link goes up. There are few datasets
between money and happiness? capturing very rich people. The ones
Absolutely – especially at the bottom of I’ve seen suggest a full flattening of the
the pay scale. As you move up, there are curve, and even point downwards. Contempt content
diminishing returns. So the wellbeing And maybe a holiday wasn’t top of Jean-Luc Godard’s
boost from a £20,000 salary moving to The few ultra-wealthy people I’ve met agenda when he made Le Mépris, but he did avail
£40,000 would be significant, but to have been surprisingly pessimistic himself of sumptuous Capri locations. Specifically:
achieve that again, you’d have to move – and stingy. I’ve also read studies that Casa Malaparte, a dramatic structure built into a cliff,
from £40,000 to £80,000, then found the more money you have, the “transformed into a masterpiece” by controversial writer
£80,000 to £160,000. To get the same less empathic you are, which doesn’t Curzio Malaparte
M , with the help of a local stonemason.
impact, you have to double each time. bode well for happy relationships.
I think the most important question is
Isn’t the magic number for happiness not whether money makes you happy,
a £50,000 salary? but do happier individuals make more A home from home
That’s from a 2010 study by two Nobel money? We showed that if you look at Casa Malaparte has inspired many, not just the departed
prize winners, Angus Deaton and adolescents and their levels of French-Swiss maestro. Karl Lagerfeld published a book of
Daniel Kahneman. They found that happiness, it’s predictive of how much photographs after visiting the site, while Malaparte: A House
after $75,000 on average in the US – they earn later. Like Me featured contributions from fashion designer Carla
roughly £50,000 then – there was a Fendi and author Tom Wolfe. The latter’s 1987 blockbuster
flattening of emotions. So somebody I’m not sure I like this – please don’t tell novel The Bonfire of the Vanities has more terrible rich people
making $100,000, when compared me some people are born to earn more. – less memorable is Brian De Palma’s flop film adaptation.
with someone making $75,000, wasn’t Not at all! It means we must do
experiencing either more positive everything we can for young people to
have a good and positive mindset.
Last resort
So perhaps we should stop thinking The B
Th Bonfifire script came from playwright/actor Michael Cristofer Call me
Esmail
about GDP and think about – more recently seen in Mr Robot, a series by Sam Esmail. This
national happiness. summer Esmail helped bring to fruition The Resort, a mystery
Totally. As one of the editors of the set in a luxury hotel, which the Guardian said was “like The
World Happiness report, I can tell you White Lotus with added menace”. If it returns for a second run,
HBO, AP, ULF ANDERSEN/GET T Y IMAGES, GET T Y IMAGES
that the relationship between GDP and perhaps they might sojourn in Italy too. In the meantime, we
population wellbeing starts breaking can make do with the real thing, with more terrible rich people,
down after a certain level of GDP per enjoying – or more likely, not enjoying – the good life in Sicily.
capita. That flattening of the curve
happens nationally, too. Growth for
the sake of growth doesn’t translate
into further wellbeing.
Flashback
B
orn in 1985, Tom do music. I hadn’t had a great time at
Fletcher is a hit primary school – I was the odd one out
songwriter turned for loving performing while everyone
bestselling children’s else did football – so to fit in finally
calm after his wild by McFly, is out now. He lives with his
wife, TV personality Giovanna
Fletcher, and their three children.
girlfriend. She said yes then I dumped
her at the end of the week. It was off
and on for a few years until it was off –
1989
Stones fan and mum was obsessed to be in a lot of boybands and it was
I’d just started learning to with Bryan Adams, so it’s likely I was wearing me out, so much so that
play. I must have been four playing a song by either of those
artists, or Dr Hook, whom I loved,
I nearly didn’t go to the Busted
audition. In the end, my mum
even though his lyrics are very convinced me. I got in, but a few days
inappropriate for a child. Dad worked later they called to say they wanted it
in a Kodak factory and was in bands, to be a trio. So I was out. Having that
playing in pubs and working men’s opportunity taken away from me was
clubs, while mum was a dinner lady totally devastating and embarrassing,
and a teaching assistant. We had but it made me realise how much
a small house and not much money I wanted to be in a band.
but they still managed to give me the I moved in with Danny [Jones],
most magical childhood. Harry [Judd] and Dougie [Poynter]
That being said, I was a highly the weekend after my 18th. I had
GROOMING BY SADAF AHMAD. ARCHIVE IMAGE: COURTESY OF TOM FLETCHER
My parents never pushed me in any Fame was tricky at 18. Of course it’s
direction, but they were keen to invest exciting, but suddenly realising you
in my passions. I started at Sylvia don’t have privacy any more was a
Young theatre school when I was nine tough adjustment. People would
– an amazing experience that totally throw things at us walking down the
defined me as a person. I’d compare it street or shout at us. The bands that we
to Hogwarts, but instead of magic you loved and looked up to had a very
2022 People threw things at us in the street. people just want to say something
nice. Having those bad experiences
These days, they just want to say something nice makes it all so much sweeter.
Sharing plate
Mark I think we should reopen a couple
of coalmines for backup. My concern is
that we haven’t got enough energy to
support the country as it is. We should
invest in renewables, of course, but it’s
not going to supply us with everything
we need.
Julie I said: “We could if we had any
miners, but I suspect that would be
quite expensive, retraining people
who left generations ago.” I don’t
agree with fossil fuels, obviously. It
might be economical in the short term,
but that’s because the current policy
hasn’t invested enough in renewables.
Mark The country imports wood
Mark, 48 – supports the royals and would pellets from North America, which
basically get driven on a lorry to the
not be keen on a President Boris Johnson coast and sailed to Yorkshire. That’s
not environmentally friendly. She was
quite aghast at the wood pellets. She’s
more into building up nuclear power.
Dining
Julie, 53, Oxfordshire asking me what I did – and I’m I don’t think we should be dependent
Occupation Inclusion manager in a diversity and inclusion manager. on world energy prices. We’re either
scientific research going to have to carry on buying wood
there really was. keen on President Cameron or shopping centre where the car park is
Mark I can’t remember what I ate as it President Blair or President Boris. located. We parted there, on good,
was so noisy. We didn’t actually stay Julie’s line was that the prime minister friendly terms.
that long, and talked more walking back is quite presidential anyway so it Julie I left with the impression that he
to the car park than in the restaurant. wouldn’t make much difference. was a kind person – a trade unionist,
Julie Once we settled down, and he Julie He said: “At least the monarch which I approve of, and quite earnest.
stopped being nervous, he was very has the final say on things,” and I said:
sweet. He cares deeply about fairness “When do they ever use the final say?” Julie and Mark ate at The Folly in
in the workplace, and he’s involved in Mark We talked about Barbados, which Oxford, no1-folly-bridge.co.uk. Want to
diversity and inclusion groups. He has become a republic. My argument meet someone from across the divide?
Interview: Zoe Williams talked for about 40 minutes without was that they should have had Go to theguardian.com/different-views
Jim Kerr
Kerr has two children with former I tend to drift off – no matter the
wives Chrissie Hynde and Patsy Kensit. company I’m in.
He lives in Sicily.
What scares you about getting older?
What is your greatest fear? I’d like to think that I’ve made peace
Interview: Rosanna Greenstreet I have a mild fear of not being with all that’s inevitable.
appreciative enough for the luck that
has come my way. That’s about it. Which book are you ashamed not to
have read?
Which living person do you most Ulysses. Boy oh boy, how I’ve tried!
admire, and why?
A friend named Paul Hill [one of the What did you want to be when you
Guildford Four] spent 15 years in were growing up?
prison doing time for crimes he did not In the Beatles.
commit. We communicate most days.
I admire the hell out of him. What does love feel like?
Like Celtic hitting the back of the net
What is the trait you most deplore in the 90th minute of a Champions
in yourself? League football match.
I’ve learned to give myself a break.
Everyone should. What was the best kiss of your life?
Bruce Springsteen gave me both a bear
What was your most hug and a peck on the cheek backstage
embarrassing moment? during his Broadway show.
I once took a tumble off a high stage
in Holland. Chipping my collarbone What has been your
and my front teeth was painful. Not as biggest disappointment?
much as the embarrassment, however. I travelled all the way to the Arctic
Circle to see the aurora borealis, then
What makes you unhappy? fell asleep and missed it.
I hate feeling as if we haven’t fully
delivered during a live performance. What do you consider your
greatest achievement?
What do you most dislike about That’s easy. I’ve consistently punched
your appearance? above my weight.
Don’t get me started.
What has been your closest brush
What is the worst thing anyone’s with the law?
said to you? The evening before we began
“Oh, it’s you! I love you! Er … recording our Sons and Fascination
What’s your name again? You’re the album, I spent a night in the cells after
singer in Simply Red. Right?” being caught climbing the walls of
the Russian embassy in London. To
make matters worse, I was tripping
on LSD. I could not determine if what
was happening was really happening.
Unfortunately, it was! Fortunately, no
I spent a night in charges were made.
by 9pm.
embassy while What happens when we die?
tripping on LSD We make space for others.
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‘I spent thousands
of dollars on seeds’
Duane Hansen in
his pumpkin patch
Experience
I’ve never seen anyone float by in
a pumpkin before!”
It took me more than seven hours
to reach the 25.5-mile point. There
I paddled a giant pumpkin down were whoops from the rescue boat as
I confirmed the distance on my
phone’s GPS. I’d already decided to
I
’ve always had a knack for a few weeks, Charity’s 15.09-mile record was a tough call, but I wanted her to be handed a very welcome beer.
growing big fruit and was beaten by a man in Minnesota who big enough for me to fit inside, but still I’m waiting to hear if my near
vegetables, and my tomatoes, completed a 25.5-mile voyage. If there’s reasonably snug – I knew it was going 38-mile voyage is an official record.
squashes and peppers one thing I’ve never lacked, it’s to be cold when I was out on the river. Meanwhile, Berta has been consigned
regularly win prizes at the optimism, and I decided that with the First, I had to test Berta on water. to my compost heap. Every time I go
Otoe County Fair near my right pumpkin, I could do better. Using a forklift, I lowered her into a by there I see parts of her and say hi.
home in Syracuse, Nebraska. I spent thousands of dollars on pond to see how she was going to float, I kept all her seeds, of course.
The one thing I struggled with was mega-pumpkin seeds. After a few marked the water level and then cut her My knees ached for days after the
pumpkins. For the first few years, years, I was regularly turning out open with an electric handsaw. I didn’t trip and at first I swore my pumpkin-
mine never quite took off. Gradually, specimens of 400lb (181kg) or more – scoop out as much as you might think paddling days were over. My daughter
I started to get more impressive I’d give them to neighbours for – a couple of five-gallon buckets’ worth. Morgan has different ideas, though.
results. But it wasn’t until I attended Halloween. But the pumpkins that had Her sides were 10in thick in places. She wants me to grow a pumpkin big
a pumpkin-growing seminar six years won the river-paddling records were enough for the two of us to paddle
ago in Portland, Oregon, that my more than twice that size. down the river together, so that’s what
interest developed into an obsession. This year I noticed one particular I’m working on now. I reckon it’ll need
I got talking to a woman called specimen of the Atlantic Giant variety I had to keep the to weigh about a ton. Can I do it?
Charity who held the world record for
the longest river journey by pumpkin
was overtaking the others. My wife
called her Berta, and we watched with
pumpkin upright, I think so. Like I said, I’m an optimist.
Duane Hansen
boat. I’d never heard of anyone paddling
in a pumpkin before, but once the idea
excitement over the next few weeks as
Berta put on 12 to 15lb a day. I finally
steady on bends and Do you have an experience to share?
was in my head, I had to try it. Within cut her off when she reached 846lb. It away from obstacles Email experience@theguardian.com
They were the golden couple of British acting. But Helen McCrory’s death last
year left her husband, Damian Lewis, shattered with grief. He talks about finding
a new creative energy, making music – and why he’s having a mini midlife crisis
I tell him I’m never sure what “mission creep” means. left for him and their two children (Manon, now 16, and or five months, you’re physically drained. Helen was
“Mission creep is when you go to war and you invade Gulliver, 14). He started the piece: “As I sit down to write ill for four and a half years. They say that the first day
one country, and before you know it you’ve invaded this, I can hear Helen shouting from the bed: ‘Keep it of diagnosis of an illness that could be terminal is
another. You allow your mission to spread and go short, Damian, it’s not about you.’” He said he had never your first day of grief. You are in a state of semi-grief
where you shouldn’t.” Why that title? Another smile. known anybody who so consciously spread happiness while the person is still alive because there is always
“Are you a mission creep?” he asks himself. “Or is it a or enjoyed life as much as his wife did; that his children the sense that something might go wrong at any
mission creep? Or ‘That mission creep.’” So is there a had “the fearlessness, wit, curiosity, talent and beauty point. There’s a hyper-alertness and you are incredibly
hint of self-loathing in the title? “No, not particularly. present and charged at all times. You’re on a sort of
Not particularly.” war footing. You’ve got something to deal with that
But he admits he is wary of overselling himself. gives you great focus. Everything is going into getting
“There’s nothing more annoying than an actor who that person better.”
thinks he’s Bruce Springsteen. By the way, I don’t think Later on, was he on a war footing to make sure the
I’m Bruce Springsteen. This is a mini midlife crisis, but
it’s not a full-blown midlife crisis.” If anybody is entitled
to a bit of a midlife crisis, surely it’s Lewis.
‘There’s nothing end of her life was as good as possible? “Yes, yes, yes –
until the moment of death you’re fully engaged in living
the best possible life that can be lived for the person
Had he discussed his ambition to be a musician with
McCrory? “Yes, she knew I was talking to Steve and
worse than an actor dying, and for you as a family and for the children. And
it takes an enormous amount of energy. So the collapse
meeting with Giacomo.” Did he tell her he was really
going to go for it? “At that point, it hadn’t formulated
that much in my mind.” I ask whether the change in
thinking he’s Bruce in death, the exhaustion, comes with that.”
I’m thinking about what he said about death being
a fertile period. Can he expand on that? “Well, death is
direction is to do with McCrory’s death? “Not
consciously, but it’s inevitable there’s change. When
Springsteen. This oddly ecstatic. Along with birth, it’s the ultimate act of
life, and it brings this enormous energy to it. And you
you’ve been married to someone and they die
prematurely, you’re left careering in a different
direction. And that throws up … ” He speaks slowly,
is a mini midlife carry that energy around with you. However deep and
profound your sadness, a new beginning always has
an energy to it. And it is a new beginning when your
stops and starts again, making sure he gets his words
right. “It’s a very fertile, very creative, raw, open time,
crisis, but not wife dies and you’re left on your own. Life has changed.
So there is an energy in that.”
as well as being flattening and difficult and sad. It’s all
those things at once. Anybody who hasn’t been through a full-blown one’ The way he discusses death and grief
is admirably honest. Has he written
The thing is, Cary says, the people in politics who financial reward, they’re given a second chance. That’s forthcoming than Cary. We are talking before Liz
are now seen as representative of private-school Truss’s resignation, and he makes it clear that he is no
culture weren’t seen as such when they were at school. fan of the system that allows people to become prime
“David Cameron and Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees- minister without a mandate from the country. “It’s
Mogg [all of whom went to Eton], these fucking people really wild what’s going on. Maybe I’m reading the
appear and you go: ‘Wait a minute – when we were at wrong newspapers, but I haven’t seen a proper debate
school with you turds, you didn’t represent us.’ We
can’t go: ‘Well, we’re not one of them,’ because we
clearly are, but we’re embarrassed by them. There’s a
‘The drama about changing our constitution so that a ruling party
should not be able to remove its leader without having
a general election. It really sticks in the craw.”
fashion now that everybody wants to escape from
the posh white man. I think our job is to shine a light
programme at Eton He looks at his phone. It’s time to leave. His parking
space is about to run out, and he’s got to prepare for
on these people.”
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The smoking area takes over the whole pavement.
Inside everyone shouts and screams along to the
karaoke, clinging to each other on the dancefloor. Every
inch of the bar at the Lillie Langtry pub in Kilburn, north
London, is crowded with fresh drinks as the last-orders
bell rings, for the final time, around 11pm.
“There is nothing,” said Dr Samuel Johnson in 1776,
long before the arrival of karaoke machines, “by which
so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or
inn.” Unlike being a guest at someone’s house, thought
Johnson, at the pub “there is a general freedom from
anxiety … the more noise you make, the more trouble
you give, the more good things you call for, the welcomer
you are.” The loud, friendly scene at the closing night
of the Lillie Langtry – in which strangers hug, sing,
shout, chat, buy each other drinks and smoke each
other’s cigarettes – suggests his argument still holds.
The Lillie Langtry, which closed its doors in September,
was one of a round 19 pubs lost in England and Wales
every week this year. Many have been fixtures of their
communities for decades, even hundreds of years, and
their last landlords have faced an unprecedentedly
harsh business climate, dealing variously with
gentrification and “regeneration”, a pandemic, rising
food and energy costs, and aggressive behaviour from
commercial landlords and energy companies.
From an exquisitely tiled 19th-century Birmingham
pub to a thriving curry place in Hampshire to this
“rough old boozer” in Kilburn, these are the stories of
five shuttered pubs and the struggles their last landlords
went through to keep them open. The decline of the
great British pub has produced a lot of mournful, almost
nationalistic, reflection over the years. “When you have
lost your inns, drown your empty selves,” lamented
Hilaire Belloc in 1943, “for you will have lost the last of
England.” Yet, despite the relentless closures of recent
decades, the tradition of the pub has proved remarkably
elastic and durable, happily absorbing any number of
cultures and identities that fall outside the traditional
picture of Englishness Belloc eulogised in the 40s. In
an overall grim environment, this endless adaptability,
driven by enterprising and creative landlords like the
ones profiled here, means there’s hope for the pub yet.
up the spaces and stripping the walls back to the parties unsure of where the fault lay. “It’s like, who’s
‘Running a pub is an original brickwork. “People really responded to it,” to blame?” Fowler remembers.
emotional rollercoaster’ Canton says. “You could see that it was old, beat up, Brixton has changed a lot in recent decades. The
but well looked after.” estate agents Savills estimates that the price of a home
Luke Fowler (on right) and Paul Canton, “We invited a bunch of musicians,” Fowler in Brixton has risen by 76% in the last five years alone.
the Junction, London (above right) remembers, “and it kind of took off.” They established Loughborough Junction is close to central London,
Reason for closure: redevelopment a good food menu, found some decent staff and became making it a highly profitable area for housing. The
a rare space for jazz musicians to perform and jam Junction was both part of and, ultimately, defeated by
“To be honest,” Luke Fowler says, “we just wanted together in front of a friendly audience. Much of the this rapid gentrification, Fowler believes. “We’re two
a place to sell some pints and play some jazz.” In 2015 profit went on paying the musicians. “It was amazing white guys playing jazz,” he says. “I would probably
Fowler and his business partner Paul Canton, both when it was at its best,” Canton says. “The person on say that we’re part of the gentrification.”
musicians, were planning to open a jazz venue in south the next table would just happen to be one of London’s Under planning laws, if the landlord of a property
London. Fowler, with years of experience working in best trumpet players, and they’d get up and rip the hell can prove that a pre-existing hospitality business is not
and managing pubs, convinced Canton that a pub would out of it. It was amazing.” He laughs. “Of course, it viable there, then it can instead be converted into flats.
be more viable than a club, and when a former Bolivian wasn’t always like that. Sometimes the worst trumpet The Junction’s landlord, a company registered in the
restaurant became free in Loughborough Junction, in player in London would get up and play.” Isle of Man called Manlon Properties Ltd, is linked to
Brixton, they decided to invest some money in By 2020 it seemed as if the Junction was hitting Asif A ziz, whom Private Eye calls a “publicity-shy
renovating it and give it a try as a jazz pub. its stride. In retrospect, the impact of the pandemic property magnate”. The magazine has reported on the
“The decor was really strange,” Canton says of was “probably terminal”, Fowler says. It put them pattern of companies linked to A ziz buying pubs in
the large corner site that would become the Junction. into rent arrears with their landlord and made the gentrifying areas of London and converting them into
“Some of it was Hawaiian, other parts looked like the relationship difficult. “We were of the view that the luxury flats at a profit. In 2020 an article in the Times
inside of the Titanic and the rest was the remains landlord didn’t give us a place from which to trade,” he asked if A ziz was “ the meanest
of the Bolivian restaurant. It was so bad it almost says. “And the landlord was of the view that we didn’t landlord in Britain”, because of how
looked good.” They set about renovating it, opening pay the rent, obviously.” The uncertainty left both his tenants had been treated during
TIME IN MY
a lot more from her before she could have persuaded Russian police force.
me to take out To Kill a Mockingbird. I would have At the time I fi rst read it, I was living in Morocco
needed her to kill most of the birds in North America under the regime of Hassan II and there was no freedom
LIFE, A BOOK
at a rate of one a year. of expression. My own father would end up in prison,
I don’t know how Emil and the Detectives, or Erich accused of a crime he did not commit. Through the
Kästner, sneaked through. There was a sequel, but magic of literature, I discovered unexpected similarities
only one, and I have discovered only recently, on an between communist Prague and my own country. It
HAD PROVOKED
idle Googling afternoon, that Kästner wasn’t really a was during this period that I discovered my passion
children’s book author at all. He was a satirist and a for central Europe. I read Zweig, Kafka, Márai, Kertész,
poet and a scriptwriter, he was nominated for the Nobel and at 22 I moved to Budapest for a couple of months.
AN EROTIC
six times, he was a German pacifist during the second I have reread this book dozens of times. My copy is
world war and he had his books burned by the Nazis dog-eared and annotated, and I think I’d endure a great
in 1933. Yet he wrote the immortal Emil and another deal of sorrow were I one day to lose it. Certain scenes
SHOCK IN ME
undisputed classic: Lottie and Lisa, which you may have made a lifelong impression on me. It is impossible
know better through one of the two versions of the to sum it up. One could say it’s a novel about love, or the
movie The Parent Trap, starring Hayley Mills and then inability to love, to be at once faithful to another and
Lindsay Lohan. oneself. This story also has a philosophical dimension
LEÏLA
I think one can tell that Emil and the Detectives and each situation provides the narrator with a chance
is a children’s book written by someone who wasn’t a to wonder about the human condition. If we only live
children’s writer most of the time. The plot takes the once, why stubbornly insist on favouring severity?
form of an adventure: Emil’s mother, a widow, sends I don’t know what I really understood at the time.
SLIMANI
him from the provinces to Berlin to stay with his aunt And deep down I tell myself it’s not
and grandmother while she works. He travels on his what matters most. It’s less about
own on the train and falls asleep. When he wakes up, “understanding ” a novel than being
SUBVERSIVE,
myth, love story, musical score and political reflection. and some Barbara Vine and also Cold Comfort Farm
And it’s this liberty that creates a reading experience by Stella Gibbons. I was baffled by it initially. It’s a
that is at once intellectual and sensual. satire of those “loam and lovechild” books where
My first novel, In the Garden of the Ogre, is a homage everyone is miserable and inbred and fecund, and I
UNEXPECTED,
to Kundera’s work. Adle, the main character, reads The wasn’t familiar with books that satirised. At that point,
Unbearable Lightness of Being and is blown away. I read in just two categories. Mid-century American
When my book was published, I sent a copy to Milan white men, like Joseph Heller, Truman Capote, Ernest
ELEGANT
Kundera. A few weeks later, I received a letter at home. Hemingway, that muscular, confident, statement-y
It contained a drawing of the Czech author and this kind of writing, because my dad belonged to a book
note: “Thank you for your novel. Milan.” club and got sent books like this. And then on the
other hand there were the books that I really loved:
AND COLD,
Jilly Cooper, Judith Krantz. But Cold Comfort Farm
Benjamin Zephaniah on Ain’t I a Woman
didn’t fit into either category. It was subversive
by bell hooks
and unexpected, elegant and cold. I normally
AND I
I came to London in late 1978. I was an angry, really don’t like cold writers, but then I clicked that
political, energetic 21-year-old from Birmingham, underneath the coldness was this twinkle and it
trying to get away from gangsterism and gun culture, just grabbed me.
and wanting to make a name for myself as a poet. I’d Cold Comfort Farm was published in 1932 but set in a
LOVED IT
started speaking poetry from a really young age, five semi-mythical future of 1949, where Mayfair has become
or six. I didn’t call it poetry, I called it playing with a slum. (Just imagine.) Flora Poste’s parents have died
words. I inherited this love of words from my mother, and she is left with only £100 a year to live on, and so her
MARIAN
who was part of the oral tradition. My mother never great-aunt Ada takes her in at the very rural, completely
read a novel, but she spoke many. I was the same. I’d falling apart Cold Comfort Farm. Everyone living
left school at 13 and I could hardly read or write, but I there has these stunted ambitions and thwarted
could speak novels. romances where everything is always going wrong
KEYES
I’d not long come from Birmingham when I walked until Flora storms in to organise their lives. It’s both
into a cafe and bookshop called Page One Books. They’d absurd and oddly believable. It’s set in one of those
been given a grant from the Arts Council to publish communities where there is nothing to do but make
books from underrepresented communities. I turned your own entertainment and where people argue about
up one day saying, “I’m a poet, can you publish me?” absolutely nothing.
People didn’t understand performance then. They I loved it because it was funny in this very eccentric
would say, “We don’t get rap poetry, we don’t get way and I love a bit of eccentricity, in both a person and
Jamaican poetry, we don’t know what to do with it.” a book. (I like it in my own writing, too.) They wash
I’d had a lot of rejection, but this cooperative said they’d the dishes with something called a clettering stick –
publish me on one condition: I had to join the collective. which is what my husband and I call the scrubbing
I said, all right. It was a bit hippy and alternative. We all brush – and when she first moves to Cold Comfort
ate, lived and worked together – even shared bicycles Farm, Flora hears her cousin talking about stealing
and a car. feathers from the hens to trim dolls’ hats. It was just the
Page One Books had lots of books on politics and bell is also very critical of some of my heroes, like funniest thing I’d ever read. The humour really, really
a massive section of feminist literature. There were a lot James Baldwin, Malcolm X and Martin Luther King. lifted me during this very dark time. It’s not a book
of hardcore feminists in the collective. I once got told And she’s right, these men don’t say much about about love or emotional growth – not like Heartburn
off because I was singing Three Times a Lady. “What’s women. I had read their books, so why didn’t I notice by Nora Ephron, which is another of my favourite
this lady thing, anyway?” one said. They taught me that they didn’t talk about women? Is it because I am a books and by a real pal. But Cold Comfort Farm
that a woman being “as good as a man” or “as bad as a man, too, or is it because I’ve put them on a pedestal? showed me how you can construct an unexpected
man” isn’t feminism. That real feminism is liberation I found these men so inspiring but when I read what reality to produce something unexpected and hugely
for men as well as women. bell had written about the women’s organisation in entertaining. I will also reluctantly admit that I am
There is no getting around it, I was raised sexist. the civil rights movement and even how people like quite like Flora Poste. I am the organiser in my
The things the men around me told me about women my other hero, Angela Davis, were marginalised in the family and they are always joking about me with the
are things I completely disagree with now, but at movement, it really had an effect on me. I realised that clipboard. I like people to arrive on time and things to
the time I thought, all right. These were upstanding the Black Panther movement was sexist. happen when they are meant to happen or I get
men of the community, respected men, who taught I recommend Ain’t I a Woman to everyone. But quite jittery.
me a misogynistic idea of what men think and how I also say, prepare to be challenged. That’s not a bad When I got back to London, I spoke to a couple of the
women are. But something deep inside me thought: this thing. I love being challenged. I’m always happy to say learned older women who had lent me the books. They
can’t be right. My twin sister can’t be less of a human I’ve made mistakes. I’ve read a lot of Indian philosophy, told me there was a sequel to Cold Comfort Farm, but
being than me. What I learned in the collective was so and studied martial arts, and they have taught me to that I shouldn’t read it. And so I never did. I didn’t
essential and so grounding. Forty years later, I’m still strive to get rid of the ego. Whatever you see me doing have much money at the time so I figured if no one
friends with some of them. in the public arena doesn’t come from my education was going to lend it to me, I wasn’t going to buy it. But
The best thing about working in the bookshop was at Oxford or Cambridge or Eton. It comes from my I’m not intrigued by the sequel. I feel like this one’s
that any book I wanted to read, I could read. One day, life experience. It comes from reading bell hooks in quite enough. I reread it every five years or so.
I picked up Ain’t I a Woman by bell hooks. There’d been Page One Books. I had no idea when I fi rst read it that I wanted to
a lot of talk about it in the Black community. One of the write. It wasn’t until I was 30, when my life had totally
things I love about the book is that it doesn’t really begun to shut down, that I wrote Watermelon. And
Marian Keyes on Cold Comfort Farm
have soundbites. bell tells the story of women from the when I came to write, I thought of this book, and how
by Stella Gibbons
17th century right up until 1981 when the book was you have to intrigue people, how you have to pull the
published. The book made me realise something really It was 1990 and I had gone away by myself to Santorini rug from under their feet, and how you have to be
important. Black men have a raw deal. White women for two weeks. I was so disappointed in my life at that funny. There are no layers of bullshit to Cold Comfort
have a raw deal. So a Black woman? Well, think about point – suicidal and drinking alcoholically – and I Farm, and what that taught me is that I don’t care about
the deal that they get. hoped that if I flung myself into a location far away, genre or writing style; the only thing that matters to
When I read it, it challenged me in many ways, and wonderful things would happen. Anyone who goes to me is authenticity. This thing of “persevering” with a
even now, every time I read or listen to it, I learn more. a Greek island on their own for two weeks will surely book – why in the name of God would you persevere?
I listened to it as an audiobook recently, while driving have an adventure, I thought. But I didn’t, and I was Reading is meant to be a pleasure, an escape from the
on tour, and I had these moments of, oh, I get that bit incredibly lonely. It was long before mobile phones shittiness and the rest of it. I will only read something
now. It’s me growing as a person. bell hooks always and social media. My saving grace was that before that I love. And I will only write something that I love.
said she wrote the book to appeal to people like me, I’d left, I’d asked three women I worked with in an And the best bit is that that only gets easier as you
who weren’t brilliantly educated. architectural association in Bloomsbury to lend me get older.
ORLANDO IS A
Bursa, Anatolia in general … and appreciated it.
Elif Shafak on Orlando by Virginia Woolf
But many Turkish people have never been allowed to
I was an avid reader from an early age, and I started even acknowledge it.
COURAGEOUS
writing little stories for myself, mostly because I was In A Room of One’s Own, there’s an interesting
an only child and I thought life was boring. I lived in argument Woolf explored. It is called “Shakespeare’s
Ankara with my grandmother in a very conservative, sister”, where she asks: if Shakespeare had had a sister
patriarchal and inward-looking neighbourhood, and and she had exactly the same talents, what would her
BOOK,
my mother and I were clearly outsiders. I was born in life be like? Would she be given the same opportunities?
France, and after my parents separated, my mother She would have gone crazy or shot herself or ended
brought me to Turkey. She was a young divorcee with up very lonely. Women, after all, could not live a free
FULL OF
no diploma and no career. Usually, women in such life and write in the Elizabethan era. In 2007, I wrote
situations would immediately marry again. A young a half-memoir called Black Milk where I took Woolf ’s
divorcee is considered a threat. Neighbours would essay and applied it to a famous 16th-century Turkish
suggest suitable husbands to “take care of her”. But poet called Fuzuli who wrote in his native Azerbaijani,
CHUTZPAH.
my grandmother intervened and said that she would as well as Arabic and Persian. What if Fuzuli had had a
raise me so that my mother could go back to university. sister, I asked – what would her life be like? The truth
“Whether she marries again or not, I want my daughter is that she would never be allowed to share or publish
I ASSOCIATE
to make her own choices,” she said. her work. Even if she wrote the most fabulous poems,
My grandmother had been denied a proper she would be consigned to oblivion, because she was
education and she whole heartedly believed in a woman.
women’s education. Her love and compassion changed I associate Orlando with freedom. Virginia Woolf is
IT WITH
our lives. My mum went back to university, learned an amazing writer, but she is also a public intellectual
four languages and eventually entered the foreign and a keen observer of a world changing fast. That
ministry. Thanks to that, we travelled, first to Spain, side of her work is not emphasised enough. She is also
FREEDOM
then to Jordan, and I had a good education. And all fiercely feminist. Unfortunately, in the region where I
of that was possible because at that critical moment come from feminism is often vilified. It is considered a
in time my grandmother supported us. It instilled in western import. I believe feminism is universal and it is
me an understanding of the importance of solidarity needed everywhere. In literature we have the tradition
ELIF
between women. of the flâneur. He strolls around the city and he’s always
Not many people read in Turkey, because reading is male. In Orlando, we see the city through the female
not really encouraged – especially not novels, let alone and male gaze. Putting women at the heart of the public
SHAFAK
novels by women. Books are not necessarily banned, space like this is a clear act of rebellion •
but the authors are demonised, incarcerated, exiled
or prosecuted. Anything you write can offend the This is an extract from What Writers Read, edited by
authorities. It’s also a feminist issue. The number of Pandora Sykes (Bloomsbury, 1 November, £12.99). All
illiterate women is five times higher than the number profits and royalties go to the National Literacy Trust.
of illiterate men. But those who do read literature, do so To order a copy for £11.30, go to guardianbookshop.com.
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Brace yourself, dear reader, for the return of Garth Marenghi: fiction’s titan of terror
Hi Garth! Lovely to meet you [proffers handshake] …
[Abruptly] I think I’ll decide that … Have you washed
your hands?
H
the commencement and conclusion-ment of my task.
mankind. These are stories that need to be told. So, integrity of one’s sphincter. Orson Welles of horror, and not just because of your
having fired several editors, I got chatting with Ken weight”. How are you keeping in general these days?
Hodder, head of Hodder books, who was sat to my Were the gates of hell opened by Darkplace hospital Still in my prime, thank you for asking. Though we’ve
immediate right at the same horror convention a clever premonition of the current state of the NHS? all put on a bit of weight. One of the main problems
curry, but not level with me, as I was head of a Not the literal gates, no. They were made from wood with remaking Darkplace is we’d have to change the
rectangular table, remember? He’d agreed to read and plastic. But yes, metaphorically they were aspect ratio to fit everyone on screen,
my manuscript in exchange for a free bhuna, but indeed a clever premonition, with the emphasis probably going up to 16:9 or, on a
when the hot towels came I swapped his glass for on clever. particularly fat day, 21:9.
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terror known to civilisation, sizzling on the Was the thing truly magical?
S O I T DI D E X I S T. publishing plate for nigh-on 20 years and counting, I AM INDEED.
I stood alone in the pouring rain, peering in through it wasn’t enough. I had too many ideas. Too many I froze. That voice … That voice in my head …. It was
the window of Uniquities Inc, plus Eels, at a machine tales untold. Too much darkness left untapped. the typewriter’s voice! As unbelievable as it might
supposedly invented by Christopher Latham Sholes BUY ME. seem, the typewriter itself was speaking to me.
in 1867, but constructed, according to the price tag I jumped at the sudden sound and looked around EUREKA.
slung from its golden carriage-return lever, by a me, wondering if the owner had leaned briefly out Then this really was it. After an endless, painstaking
Chinese magician in the latter half of the Tang of his shop doorway. But there was no one there. search of several hours, the hunt was over.
Dynasty. I smiled, shaking my head. A bold claim … Then who’d spoken? “And will you be purchasing?” asked the old man.
Yet true. For my own research had revealed that BUY ME. “I will,” I replied, pulling out my credit card. “But I’ll
Eastern antiquity had achieved, in its long-lost past, I made my way to the door. The interior of the shop need a VAT receipt.”
a level of technological advancement surpassing was dark and gloomy. An old man in a grubby rubber “Oh,” he said, hands fumbling uselessly. “We only
even Currys. apron stood behind a dusty counter on the far side take cash.”
Nick Steen’s the name. Perhaps you’ve heard of me? of the room. He looked familiar. “Then put it on my slate, having first set me up with
Yeah, that’s right. The horror guy. The insanely rich, “Eel?” he asked me, offering up a lidless plastic said slate,” I said, reaching for the typewriter. But
multiple best-selling, dark and dangerous-to-know container clutched in his hand. It was an old ice- somehow it was already there, in my arms.
paperback visionary. That Nick Steen. If not, you cream box half-filled with dirty water, with a “Ouch,” I snapped suddenly, feeling my right index
soon will (in fact, you do now). But maybe not in writhing cluster of slimy snake-fish wriggling finger snag sharply against part of its mechanism.
quite the way you imagine. within. The old man chuckled. “You have just felt, sir, the
I turned down the collar of my charcoal tweed blazer I stared into his cataract-covered eyes. castigating pinch of its dormant ribbon vibrator.”
over my black polo-neck sweater, smoothed back my “I know you from somewhere, old-timer.” I stepped outside, yanked open my car door and
flowing mane of smoky-topaz hair, then removed “I’m Moses Unique,” he rasped, chewing on an eel’s placed the typewriter on the passenger seat. Then
the buff-tinted shades of my chopper-pilot days to head. “I sell … uniquities.” He let the eel slide inside found myself attaching the seatbelt across its front.
get a better look. him, swallowing the creature whole. “Plus eels.” THANKS.
To the casual observer, the typewriter sitting in the “I’m interested in that typewriter you have on “You’re welcome,” I said. Before pulling out, I turned
shop window before me resembled a conventional display in your front window.” to address it.
model. Aside from its gold-plated exterior, the only “This one?” he replied, lifting up a large tea cosy on “Let me make one thing clear,” I said. “Yes, you may
difference appeared to be a set of extra keys the counter to reveal an identical-looking machine. be ancient. You may possess untold powers. But
surrounding the conventional QWERTYs, depicting “So they’re a pair, are they?” I asked. from this moment on, you work for me, capiche?
archaic letterings and runic symbols. These stood “A pair?” he echoed, confused. “This is the only You do my bidding.”
out, I noticed, at insane psycho-geometric angles machine of its kind in existence.” SURE. WHATEVER YOU SAY.
only Carl Sagan and myself could have perceived. I glanced back behind me at the window display. I grinned, pleased we’d reached an early
But if the rumours I’d heard were true, and this A Victorian sex chair now stood in the space where understanding.
was the very typewriter I was seeking, then this the typewriter had been. COWBOY.
CHANNEL 4
contraption also possessed certain powers entirely “An exquisite machine,” the old man continued, his I glanced back for a second, confused, then pulled
its own. For, by some unknown spiritual process, oily hands hovering over the contraption’s keys. out on to the road.
this machine’s creator had supposedly instilled in it “Tang Dynasty, no less. Look at that gleaming return Sucking the blood from my injured finger.
Sounds
frightful
A
ustralian director
Jennifer Kent didn’t
costumes began to appear at Pride
events; in 2019, the film’s US distributor
From Nosferatu to through that lens, with both critics
and casual viewers speculating about
set out to make a IFC Films even issued a limited Pride A Nightmare on Elm the unspoken alternative identities
MGM/SPORTSPHOTO/ALLSTAR; AL AMY; NEW WORLD/KOBAL/SHUT TERSTOCK; UNIVERSAL; ICON; AIP/KOBAL; CG CINEMA; REX
queer classic when
she wrote and shot
edition of the film on Blu-ray. “I feel
it’s really quite beautiful, but I still
Street, LGBTQ+ viewers hovering in the films’ shadows.
In promoting his new documentary
The Babadook, a have no idea why,” Kent said of the have long detected a series Queer for Fear, a history of queer
clever, sneakily terrifying independent film’s queer appropriation. “I guess horror cinema currently streaming on
film about a single mother and son he’s an outsider of sorts. It’s funny.”
queer undertone in the chiller-themed platform service
terrorised by a strange supernatural Horror fans can debate among many horror films. Shudder, gay TV writer Bryan Fuller
entity sprung from the pages of a themselves whether The Babadook (creator of the TV series Hannibal)
shabby children’s picture book. indeed falls under the banner of queer Now the genre is argued that an education in the genre
Certainly no critics read it as such as horror cinema: sticklers for genre bringing its gay can begin early in life, with something
the film made its way round the definitions will probably declare it does as innocuous as The Wizard of Oz.
festival circuit in 2014, scooping not. But the film’s trajectory is a perfect subtext to the surface A profoundly frightening film for
acclaim and awards aplenty. example of what an aptly fluid concept children, certainly, and as for its
However, the internet had other “queer horror” can be: one that covers Words: Guy Lodge queerness? Well, just look at it.
ideas. Over the next few years, various films made by queer and straight More searching queer subtext in
wags of Tumblr began to insist that artists alike, on expressly queer horror texts dates back, however,
the film’s eponymous monster – a subjects or intricately coded ones, to the gothic novels of the 19th
towering charcoal-sketched ghoul either intended for queer audiences or century, sometimes not even that
with a stovepipe hat, icepick fi ngers playfully adopted by them. In a sense, subtextually. Irish author Sheridan
and an inordinate number of sharply “queer horror” is a near-tautological Le Fanu’s Carmilla, about a female
rectangular teeth – was in fact a gay term. Virtually all horror cinema Proud scary vampire preying on a young woman,
icon. Gradually, what began as a joke hinges on a fear of the other, the (From left) effectively coined the lesbian
became a meme, and eventually an unknown, any threat to stable society The Haunting, vampirism trope familiar in later
insistent theory: LGBTQ+ fans of – for many an LGBTQ+ person, that’s The Hunger, horror storytelling; long believed to
the film, declaring themselves the same terror with which they’ve High Tension, have been a closeted homosexual,
“babashook”, likened the onscreen been regarded by many an onlooker. The Babadook, Bram Stoker loaded Dracula with
family’s fear of the weird, fangy beast That parallel makes it easy enough Bride of Frankenstein, enough polysexual allusions to keep
to the panic and hostility that often to place a queer reading into many a The Vampire Lovers, academics busy for over a century.
greets the presence of queerness in horror film that ostensibly plays it the original Hellraiser, In 1922, closeted German film-maker
predominantly straight households. straight: everything from The Shining Knife + Heart, FW Murnau squeezed a good number
Sure enough, Babadook images and to The Ring has been scrutinised The Wizard of Oz of them into his unofficial, rampantly
Visibly
desire-fuelled adaptation, Nosferatu. psychiatrist to cure her of vampirism. It routinely linked to homosexuality, sexual identity – see the implicitly
Mary Shelley’s similarly sinuously doesn’t work: chalk up an early victory transgenderism and/or transvestism. queer outcast sisters of the delicious
loaded Frankenstein, meanwhile, against conversion therapy. If this turnaround was in line with teen werewolf tale Ginger Snaps – or
became the source of one of As the Hays Code gradually grew the Aids panic, allyship came from presenting homosexuality as an
Hollywood’s first canonically queer obsolete before its eventual sources both highbrow and low. Tony alluringly dangerous threat, as in
horror films: gay English director abandonment in the late 1960s, Scott’s 1983 vampire glamour spread Alexandre Aja’s thrillingly lurid but
James Whale’s definitive 1931 film-makers got bolder and more The Hunger positively feasted on distinctly sex-negative High Tension.
adaptation is marked by a distinctly literal in their presentation of queer the fluid sexual energy shared by Now, queer perspectives are centred,
queer empathy with Boris Karloff ’s characters in horror. The Haunting Catherine Deneuve, Susan Sarandon by queer film-makers, without shame
socially vilified monster, presented broke new ground in 1963 by making and – who else? – David Bowie. Most or secrecy. Set in the world of gay porn,
as more vulnerably human than the a principal character, Claire Bloom’s unexpectedly, A Nightmare on Elm Yann Gonzalez’s gorgeously grisly
vengeful villagers baying for his blood. intrepid psychic Theodora (shortened Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge two years Knife + Heart is so heavily populated
The imposition of the stringently to Theo), an out lesbian – and not even later made the barest of efforts to hide with queer characters – cavorting,
moralistic, conservative Hays Code on a villain, at that. Alfred Hitchcock’s its homoerotic gaze, while its closeted killing and being killed with equal
studio film-making in 1934, however, Psycho from 1960, on the other hand, gay teen protagonist Jesse (so-called abandon – that they don’t have to
meant directors such as Whale had to set a more prevalent trend with its male scream queen Mark Patton, who symbolise anything in relation to
get a little more subtle in queering up cross-dressing, serial-killing Oedipal would himself later come out as gay) straight society.
the genre. Undeterred, he proceeded case Norman Bates. Psycho’s tone was emerges as a heroic survivor in the Both the recent Netflix phenomenon
with the sequel Bride of Frankenstein, a far cry from the gleefully rampant mould of horror’s traditional Final Fear Street and Halina Reijn’s grimly
in which the doctor’s attempt to create sexuality of a spate of Sapphic vampire Girl. And the leather-wrapped S&M funny slasher comedy Bodies
a wild-haired female mate for his B-movies from the 1970s – including genderqueerness of the demons in Bodies Bodies are built around the
lonesome monster doesn’t exactly Hammer Films’ own Carmilla gay writer-director Clive Barker’s conscientious sexual fluidity of
culminate in blissful union: “She hate adaptation The Vampire Lovers, not Hellraiser (1987) spoke for itself. generation Z: their queer characters are
me, like others,” the poor queer to mention Jesús Franco’s self- This year’s Hellraiser remake, with warmly accepted, even when they are
creature sighs after she rejects his hand explanatory Vampyros Lesbos – and, of transgender actor Jamie Clayton in the executed. Does that mean queer
in friendship. Whale’s studio, Universal, course, the Rocky Horror phenomenon. iconic Pinhead role, brings much of its horror is losing its transgressive edge,
also produced the foundational lesbian As the Aids pandemic raged, more forerunner’s LGBTQ+ subtext plainly or is it simply louder and prouder in
vampire film in Dracula’s Daughter, hostile queer representations became to the surface – comparing the two is challenging mainstream sexual politics?
which somehow skated past the Code widespread: in horror films ranging an object lesson in how much queer If The Babadook has taught us anything,
in its depiction of a glamorous blood- from Wes Craven’s Deadly Blessing horror has transformed in the last it’s that the genre can surprise us – and
sucking countess as happy to seduce to Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill few decades. At the turn of the 21st sometimes even its makers – still.
and feed off women as men – perhaps to Jonathan Demme’s The Silence century, we were still dancing around Queer for Fear is streaming now
because at one point she submits to a of the Lambs, serial killing was symbolic representations of outsider on Shudder.
horrified
CULTURE MUSIC
F
Film-maker Eliane Henri set out to chronicle rom the start of their
28-year friendship,
Factor group interweaved R&B, funk
and hip-hop with jazz improvisation,
the day-to-day life of revered jazz trumpeter Eliane Henri knew earning a Grammy nomination in
Roy Hargrove – but didn’t know she would trumpeter Roy Hargrove
was a genius. “I was 17
2004. His 2008 album Earfood
displays the perfect synthesis of his
also be documenting his untimely death when I went to see his sound, playing as a mix of big-band
first show in LA and it was like nothing swing and funk swagger across its 14
‘We captured
I’d experienced before,” Henri says. tracks and ultimately producing a
“Jazz was this old music to me and much-covered, modern jazz standard
listening to it used to be like eating in the track Strasbourg/St Denis.
your vegetables, but here was this His relationship with Henri also
20-year-old guy with a totally fresh, deepened. Whenever he came to LA
beautiful and often heart-wrenching decades of music to come had his life The best song to get hilarious and obsessed for liking melancholy
meditation on the trumpeter’s creative not been cut short. “He spoke about the party started with music from the 80s. music. Damien Rice or
genius and the ways in which artists what he was going to do next – he You Make Me Feel The last time I saw him, Bon Iver – I love all that.
are exploited by the music industry. wanted to break the barriers of music (Mighty Real) by he kept singing “If you I remember watching the
Henri centres intimate, off-the-cuff and be all encompassing,” Henri says. Sylvester is the ultimate musical Show Boat when
interviews with Hargrove between “The next generation will have to party song. I’m a big fan I was a kid, and being
impressionistic details of his continue that story now and he will of disco. Can’t sing, can’t transfixed by Ol’ Man
performances. Since filming was cut be the bridge to them. He won’t be a dance, but I’ll attempt River by Paul Robeson.
short by his sudden death, this footage footnote – he will have his rightful both when this comes on. The lyric “I’m tired of
is spliced with testimony from his place among the constellations.” living and I’m feared of
collaborators, such as Hancock, Hargrove screens on 6 November at The last song I streamed dying” is going to sound
Questlove and saxophonist Sonny the Barbican, London, as part of the I Do This All the Time pretty epic at a funeral.
Rollins, to build a detailed picture of Doc’n’Roll festival, with a full release by Self Esteem is Jo Whiley is on Radio 2
his hectic lifestyle. date still to be announced. incredible. The line at 7.30pm, Mon to Thur.
Out Gigs
Kendrick Lamar
Tour starts Glasgow, Wed to 16 Nov
Pitched more as an experimental
theatre show than a gig (guests include
PPE-clad “nurses”, a ventriloquist’s
dummy and Helen Mirren), Lamar’s
is unlike any other rap show. Expect
some crowdpleasers woven into the
drama. Michael Cragg
Art
Henry Fuseli
Andrew McCormack Trio Courtauld Gallery, London, to 8 Jan
Tue, London; Fri, Brighton Sensual, slightly depraved drawings
The UK pianist/composer has a and watercolours (above) by the artist
signature flair for lyrical themes that whose painting The Nightmare is on
sound familiar and startling, while the covers of many gothic novels.
Going
as a player he draws inspiration from Fuseli was a friend of William Blake
Cinema Thelonious Monk, Keith Jarrett and
Vijay Iyer, but without cloning
and loved by Mary Wollstonecraft.
These erotic drawings have a graphic
out
Bros anybody. John Fordham brilliance and intensity that makes
Out now you want more of his surreal genius.
Bobby (Billy Eichner) and Aaron Ainadamar
A wild-looking ride from This classic drama about a Victorian Call of Duty: emotional crescendos via snatches Lenae, Nick Hakim
Austrian choreographer family reckoning with modernity in Modern Warfare 2 of looped vocals that slowly become and Carly Rae Jepsen,
Florentina Holzinger the Rhondda Valley is airing on the Out now, all platforms healing mantras. Abdurraqib traces the
featuring motorbikes, BBC for the first time since 1976 – There have been so process of turning an idea
acrobatics, naked women prefaced by a new introduction by many Call of Duty games Dragonette – Twennies into a listenable reality.
aged between 20 and 80 its Bafta-winning star Siân Phillips. that you’d be forgiven Out now
and the subversion of all for glazing over at the Now a solo vehicle for singer-songwriter Radical Philosophy
sorts of ideas about Blockbuster prospect of another, Martina Sorbara (below), the Canadian archive
beauty and the female Thur, Netflix but this is a sequel to exponents of elegant synthpop release Online
body. Holzinger’s Yes, there is something mildly one of the best-loved their fifth album. Buoyant lead single To mark the 50th
experimental dance ironic about the streaming giant games this series New Suit defiantly touches on the anniversary of leftwing
theatre makes its UK eulogising the late video rental has ever produced. recent personnel changes, while the philosophical journal
debut after acclaim service – but hopefully that won’t Keza MacDonald glitter-bomb title track acts as a treatise Radical Philosophy, its
on the continent. be the funniest thing about this on pop’s long slog: “The more I get it, entire archive is now
Lyndsey Winship knockabout sitcom from Brooklyn the less I want it”. MC available online. Read
ava
Nine-Nine’s Vanessa Ramos. Foucault’s 70s interviews
Fou
Adam Kay on prisons, Judith
Tour starts Munya Chawawa: Butler on the ethical
Bu
Glasgow, to 14 Nov How to Survive a Dictator duties of resistance,
du
Following the brilliant Thur, 10pm, Channel 4 & All 4 and other intellectual
an
TV adaptation of his 2017 First came a Taskmaster stint, now the heavyweights.
he
memoir This Is Going to British-Zimbabwean comedian has Ammar Kalia
Am
Hurt, the obstetrician- made this experimental documentary
turned-comedian hits about Robert Mugabe – which
the road to tell his own ambitiously combines archive footage,
heartrending story in his sketches and interviews with friends,
own acerbic words – this foes and victims. Rachel Aroesti
time with fresh material Wa more?
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Getting
stuffed
From music extolling the virtues
of red beets to painted plums
and ‘crack pies’, our critics select
culture to make you salivate
high cholesterol, but it migrants, women in siblings and their Tiger, Hidden Dragon,
has the opposite effect; the workplace and friends, giving them has said he wanted to
if you’re not raiding conservation efforts. the finest food and wine “make a movie that
the cupboards by its Jason Okundaye known to humanity. makes the audience’s
call-and-response close, But it isn’t just Blixen’s saliva keep growing.”
you’ve got much better descriptions of the food He certainly succeeds.
self-control than us. and drink that give you Rebecca Liu
Jenessa Williams an appetite – it’s the
pride Babette takes in
their creation. Food for
the heart as well as the
stomach. Sam Jordison
I
A V&A Dundee exhibition traces n one sense the story of plastic
is a straightforward cautionary
materiality that we now associate
with plastics,” explains curator Bakelite leaflet, 1930s
the strange history of the miracle tale. What was initially hailed Charlotte Hale. “Materials such as Where previous plastics
had used plant materials
material turned existential threat, as a wonder material that
would solve so many of the
shellac, ivory, tortoise shell and
horn could be subjected to heat and such as cellulose,
and asks if it has a future
AMSTERDAMBAKELITECOLLECTION.COM/© REINDERT GROOT
world’s problems turned out to pressure to make them malleable and Bakelite was the first
© VICTORIA AND ALBERT MUSEUM, LONDON; COURTESY OF
truly synthetic product.
Fantastic
be a potentially existential threat to durable and capable of being shaped
planetary health. But how did one into coveted and luxurious household A market trajectory
thing lead to the other? And is that items.” But with industrialisation from luxury goods to
narrative arc quite as smooth and quite and rising demand came attempts to battlefield weapons to
as depressing as it appears? A new synthetically mimic these properties, household devices lived
it also asks what is the future of this unfortunate effect of making colliding
now ubiquitous substance. balls sound like a gunshot, laughs Hale,
“Up until the middle of the 19th “prompting bar owners in America to
century, people had looked to the complain that customers were actually
Words: Nicholas Wroe natural world for the sort of drawing their weapons in response”.
The big breakthrough came via became wipe-clean rather than on by clothes designers back on Earth the efforts to control the excesses of
Belgian chemist Leo Baekeland in scrubbable. Radios, lamps, clocks – that marine biologists first published plastic, in particular in eradicating
the early 20th century. His Bakelite and telephones adopted sleek curves articles on plastic particles found single-use products. There are
was light and malleable yet hard and and increasingly vibrant colours. in the sea. sections on repairing and recycling.
strong, was heat resistant, a good Chairs and tables were moulded into Since then, the understanding “Ultimately, plastic has run unchecked
COURTESY OF THE OCEAN CLEANUP/EVERWAVE/SUNGAI WATCH
insulator and could provide an futuristic new shapes and baths and of its environmental impact has only and unregulated for 150 years,”
appealing finish. It was used for basins appeared in colours other than become more alarming. But, as Hale says Hale. “Many good things are
luxury goods in the 1920s and 30s, but white as plastic made its unstoppable points out, the rewards of plastic happening, but it’s only with stringent
during the second world war Bakelite’s progress through the home. are still there, and in many ways regulation – through the entire product
adaptable characteristics were Many of these products would it remains the wonder material it life cycle from concept through
adopted wholesale by the military. become collectors’ items, but their always was. It is integral to modern production, distribution and disposal
With a shortage of natural materials mass accessibility, and the explosion telecommunications and medicine – that real change will come about. We
the same was true of other synthetic of cheaper objects and plastic and so many other essential aspects don’t advocate a zero-plastic strategy.
materials – nylon, polyethylene – and packaging, marked a change: the era of life. Something as simple as light, Instead, we ask when and how plastic
between 1939 and 1945 the production of plastic as something disposable cheap, easily transportable plastic can be used to maximise its incredible
of plastics nearly quadrupled. rather than precious had begun. But tents have saved maybe millions of properties. We need a fundamental
Following the war, huge marketing it was during the next big boom – in lives. And cotton or paper carrier revaluing of plastic in a world in
campaigns, aggressively financed by the 1960s space age when 20 of the 21 bags have significant environmental which there is no silver bullet.”
petrochemical companies, saw these layers of Apollo astronauts’ suits costs attached to them, too. Plastic: Remaking Our World is at
new products and materials adapted were made by chemicals company The exhibition also looks at V&A Dundee from Saturday until
for mass domestic use. Kitchens DuPont, a trend quickly picked up initiatives to clean up the oceans and 5 February.
Loosen
up,
won’t
you?
Playing the castrated,
traumatised Theon
Greyjoy in Game of
Thrones took a lot
out of Alfie Allen.
Thankfully his new
role – as a devil-may-care
founder of the SAS
– is a lot more fun
W
hen I first speak
to the actor Alfie
Allen, he is in the
back of a taxi and
winding his way
through country
lanes on the outskirts of Frome in
Somerset. Judging by the startled
look on his face, I’m guessing he has
forgotten all about our interview,
though, talking nine to the dozen,
he is doing his utmost to style it out.
Then, just as he is waxing lyrical
about Somerset – he spent the early
months of lockdown there and loves its
proximity to the Glastonbury festival,
and to his dad, Keith Allen, who lives
in the nearby Cotswolds – the screen
freezes. After shouting that he’ll call
me when he gets to the house,
everything goes dead.
Half an hour later, he’s back and full
of apologies. Parked on a zingy yellow
sofa, and dressed in tracksuit bottoms
and a hoodie, he talks about the hectic
schedule that has seen him zipping back
and forth between the UK and America.
Home is officially London, though his
house is rented out since he is there
so infrequently – “So I’m being a bit
nomadic, which I like.” He says much
of the last year has been spent either
where he would apologise for being too and watching too much TV. Having and it not just be expected,” Allen being in that place of uncertainty, and
emotional. Shooting took place over been depicted as a waster by his sister, reflects. “I’m glad for everyone, boy maybe being in a big TV show for so
three months in Morocco. The cast all in the late 00s he became known as or girl, that it’s approached with a bit long meant that that feeling wasn’t
stayed in a hotel in the oasis town of a party animal who was regularly more sensitivity now.” there for me in the same way.”
Erfoud where, Allen recalls, “you could photographed staggering out of clubs More difficult still was the cruelty That’s not to say he doesn’t get any
look out of your window and see these and around festivals with his friends inflicted on Theon, who was captured, attention when out and about. Three
rolling dunes that would change every Nick Grimshaw, Alexa Chung and his castrated and forced into servitude by years after the end of Game of Thrones,
day”. But the environment was tough then girlfriend Jaime Winstone. Ramsay Bolton (Iwan Rheon). Allen people still approach him wanting to
– near the end of their time there, the At the time he appeared to be spent the third and fourth seasons talk about the series. Rather than
temperature had reached 53C. “That dabbling in acting, with bit parts in playing a man rendered mute with waning, he says the interest is “still
was concerning at times, especially for Atonement and The Other Boleyn Girl. distress and trauma. “I had to do a lot growing as more and more people
those who were out in it all day. But we Now he has a strong body of work under with my body and my eyes and with discover it. And it’s only going to get
all looked after one another. We’d sit his belt that spans comedy (Jojo Rabbit, my grunts,” he says. “I had to go to bigger, which is insane. It’s just
and talk to each other about our How to Build a Girl), sci-fi horror (The dark places to play that character. something that I take on board now,
feelings in the evenings and the next Predator) and thrillers (John Wick, There was this mixture of enjoying it and I’m not ever going to get miserable
day we’d go out and shoot rifles.” Night Teeth). But he is best known for but also coming away from it feeling about it. Thrones will be a part of my
Before becoming an actor, Allen was his role as Theon Greyjoy in Game of quite alone.” life for the rest of my life, and I don’t
known chiefly as the subject of the Thrones, where, unlike many of his cast Allen never trained as an actor, but have a problem with that.”
2006 song Alfie by his older sister, Lily contemporaries, he lasted the full eight grew up among actors and film- SAS Rogue Heroes begins tomorrow at
Allen, in which she admonished him seasons. No one anticipated how huge makers. Along with writing lairy 9pm on BBC One.
Very
British
problems Tackling Brexit, Boris and
his mother’s death during
the pandemic, Jonathan Coe’s
new state of the nation novel
puts Britain on the couch.
By Lisa Allardice
CULTURE BOOKS
B
‘We are a country
A C K I N 2 0 1 7, comic anniversary of the Beatles’ first hit, and of the release
novelist and chron icler of Dr No (James Bond, in his various incarnations, looms
of Englishness Jonathan large in the new novel) – and also the date of the first
Coe met Liz Truss at a
dinner at the French
that is not driven Monty Python and Last Goon Show, he tells me with
uncharacteristic excitement: “Today is the day! So
embassy. The event was
also attended by Coe’s
go o d f r ie nd K a z uo
by facts and many significant British cultural moments happen on
October the 5th.” He worries that a recent bout of Covid,
or turning 60 – “it’s hard to distinguish the symptoms”
Ishiguro, who had recently
been awarded the Nobel
evidence and – have left him less sharp, but as he rattles off dates and
titles, this seems to be far from the case.
prize for literature. “Books
didn’t seem to be her thing,” he says of the encounter. reason at all, With three novels in four years, Coe is on a roll.
Middle England was a further instalment in his
“We didn’t hit it off, put it like that.” Though we are Benjamin Trotter books, which includes The Rotters’
speaking before she announced she was standing down
as prime minister, Coe tells me he feels more uneasy
but by emotion’ Club and The Closed Circle (he is planning one more).
It was quickly followed by Mr Wilder & Me, about the
now about the state of the UK than he did after the autumn days of director Billy Wilder, which he “banged
Brexit referendum. “I think power has been handed out” in six months, helped along by lockdown. Then
over to a very extreme cabal of people who, on the Bournville arrived “fully formed” with “a pressing
basis of their first few weeks, seem to combine a kind emotional need” to write it as soon as possible, he says.
of ideological extremism with incompetence. That’s “There’s a big element of personal exorcism in the book.”
a pretty worrying combination.” Mary Lamb, the matriarch at the centre of this
From What a Carve Up!, the novel that made Coe’s bittersweet family saga, a PE and music teacher, is
name in 1994, to his prize-winning novel Middle England modelled on his mother Janet. The rest of the family
in 2018, the Tories have often been the target of the are fictional, he says, although the youngest son Peter,
author’s particular brand of political satire and national a musician, is a familiar Coe figure: “passive, slightly
scrutiny. His new novel, Bournville, which takes its title depressed men – often failed writers or composers or
from the village built by Cadbury outside Birmingham both – who show a rather uncommitted sexuality”,
where many of the author’s family lived and worked, as the author himself once observed of his protagonists.
is no exception – except this time it is personal. Structured around seven national occasions, Bournville
The first thing Coe’s mother did when he met her after opens with a prologue at the onset of the pandemic and
lockdown restrictions eased in June 2020 was give him ends with the distressing circumstances of his mother’s
a small Cadbury’s chocolate bar, as she had done every death. He hadn’t set out to include so many royal
day when he got home from school as a boy. They hadn’t landmarks – the coronation, the investiture of Prince
seen each other for three months. It was a fine day so Charles, the royal wedding, Princess Diana’s funeral –
they sat in his mother’s garden, in Bromsgrove where but as he was writing he realised they are often the
she still lived, and chatted about her childhood for a triggers for moments of national coming together. It is,
novel he was thinking of writing. Shortly after he he says, both his most personal and political novel.
returned to London that evening, his mother called to Floppy-haired Boris, who popped up in Middle England,
say she was feeling unwell. Coe’s brother and sister-in- is here, in his early days as a reporter in Brussels, already
law, who lived nearby, went straight round, but were not known only by his first name. As Coe reflects drolly in
allowed to enter the house because of Covid rules. The an author’s note: “Whether he’s a fictional character
paramedics gave her some paracetamol with instructions or not remains hard to determine with any certainty.”
to get something stronger from the pharmacy the next His heart sank slightly when he heard about Ian
day. She died that night of a ruptured aortic aneur ysm McEwan’s new novel Lessons, published in September,
that had been growing near to her heart for years. “I which follows a similar timespan and also offsets
don’t like to think about it, but it wouldn’t have been a personal and historical events. “It just shows that we’re
nice death,” Coe says now. “And she was alone. That very different kinds of writers,” he says now, having
was the horrible thing. It was just a terrible way to end.” read the novel (he considers McEwan to be one of our
We are having coffee in the same restaurant in Earl’s finest writers in terms of style). Bournville is written
Court, near to Coe’s home in west London, where we with Coe’s mix of gentle nostalgia and astute social
met almost two years ago – socially distanced and rather observation, and fans will recognise characters from
chilly in the courtyard garden – to discuss his novel Mr previous novels (nearly all his characters are connected
Wilder & Me, which he had fi nished just before his in some way). If it is less comic than usual, that is hardly
mother’s death. It is easy to discern the quiet grammar- a surprise.
school boy Coe once was (and which he wrote about in He was well into writing by the time the revelations
his autobiographical novel The Rotters’ Club) in the of Partygate began to emerge. “Of course, they don’t
softly spoken novelist, with his silver crop and earnest play by the same rules that we do,” he says. “It’s
manner, whose passions include 1970s sitcoms, shocking, but it’s not really news.” Yet he is still sad and
Hollywood classics, prog rock, jazz and 20th-century angry. Far from the big occasion the family had
French classical music. The day we meet is the 60th envisaged for his mother’s funeral, there were only 12
drily. But it is striking timing that his novel of personal part of the identity of the nation: nostalgia for realise is so popular in other countries.” It seems the
loss should arrive in the aftermath of a national childhood, for wartime (the Dairy Milk recipe as we perfect match for Coe’s nostalgic Englishness and
outpouring of grief. know it was a result of changes made because of neat storytelling.
He had long toyed with the idea of writing a novel rationing) are all wrapped up in those shiny purple His fiction has always been very successful in Europe.
set during the week of Princess Diana’s funeral, but he rectangles, associations that held no truck with the “I don’t present that many challenges to translate
wanted to take a longer view than he has in the past. bureaucrats in Brussels. He found the idea of people in because the prose I write is very rarely poetic,” he says.
The public reaction to the Queen’s death – in particular committee rooms talking very seriously about rival And while it is not true that he has “never written a
“the queue” – confirmed his growing belief “that we’re chocolate brands both comic and heroic. “There’s beautiful line”, as he puts it, he wants his books to be
a nation mainly driven by emotion”, he says. Where he something kind of wonderful about it. Instead of easy to read. “I regard that as a positive.”
used to regard events such as the response to Diana’s fighting each other, we were sitting around and having Bournville will be published in France as Le Royaume
death and the Brexit referendum as “turning points, these rather difficult, valuable conversations.” What Désuni (The Disunited Kingdom) because his French
moments when the country changed direction”, now better metaphor for the absurdities and deep-rooted editor didn’t think the brand name would have much
he is not so sure. Instead, he sees them as “symptoms” attachments at the heart of Brexit? And it all began at resonance for readers outside the UK, while the idea of
of a national identity crisis that has been brewing for Bournville, an emblematic place not only for his family an ununited kingdom is all too recognisable right now.
decades. “We are starting to look like a country that is but also as a model of responsible capitalism, “a profit- Cadbury’s may be in his DNA, but, he confesses even
not driven by facts and evidence and reason at all, but making enterprise that looked after its workforce, more quietly than usual: “The chocolate I really like,
in the far extremes of Brexitland by a kind of fantasy which is not ideal, but under the present administration from a taste point of view, is European.”
and wishful thinking.” looks like a totally utopian situation”. Bournville is published by Viking on Thursday.
J
Missives O H N L E C A R R É – David Cornwell as he
then was – grew up among the lies of his
fraudster father Ronnie. He then entered
bullying go hand-in-hand, & Johnson is a practitioner
of both”), and further afield there was Trump (“a thin-
skinned, truthless, vengeful, pitiless ego-maniac”). As
reveals the loves and memoir The Pigeon Tunnel. The letters bring further
exposure but they’ve been sensitively edited by his
son Tim, who died suddenly in June, with the emphasis
against pharmaceutical companies, warmongers and
even spies. “In my day, we were told we were little
apostles for truth, pledged to speak fearlessly to power,”
laments of le Carré thrown on his father’s best self and industrious literary
career: the days spent writing in longhand at his desk
(his wife typed up the pages), the exhaustive research
he said. Now spies were “craven”, allowing the world
to be led by “a handful of jingoistic adventurers and
imperialist fantasists, backed by a lot of dark money
criminality ” was compounded by his mother’s when facing death, and exults in his life with Jane as
abandonment of him when he was five; he didn’t see two “old honeymooners on a cliff ”. But the residue
her again till he was 22 and his later letters to her, though of unhappiness can’t be denied: “Looks so terribly
LETTERS solicitous, are far from warm – “[I] find her awfully hard impressive from the outside. But the inside has been
A Private Spy to tolerate”. After an abrupt departure from boarding such a ferment of buried anger and lovelessness from
The Letters of John le Carré 1945-2020 school he went to Germany and later spent five terms childhood that it was sometimes almost uncontainable.”
edited by Tim Cornwell as a German teacher at Eton (“I don’t think I’ve ever What contained it was the fiction. And the letters show
V IK IN G , £ 3 0 met so much arrogance”). He made a “silly ” early how hard he worked to get the fiction right.
marriage to Ann, whom he nicknamed “A-mouse” and To buy a copy for £21.75 go to guardianbookshop.com
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f your first reaction to the subject poverty and were intermittently kindred spirits) they undoubtedly are. was convicted of 19 charges, including
matter of Nick Hornby’s new book abandoned by their parents: Dickens His book is both a love letter to two six counts of espionage, and sentenced
is a perplexed “Huh?”, you might moved into a boarding house aged 12 artists who have nourished him and to 35 years’ imprisonment – almost
take comfort in knowing its author had while the rest of his family were the story of how they “caught fire 20 times the previous record for any
similar feelings. In superficial terms, packed off to Marshalsea debtors’ and lit up the world”. American whistleblower.
his yoking together of two cultural prison; at the same age, Prince was To buy a copy for £8.49 go to As well as these critical events,
giants – the novelist Charles Dickens kicked out by his father and forced to guardianbookshop.com README.txt also covers Manning’s
and musician Prince Rogers Nelson – set up home in a friend’s basement. early life – and how the army appeared
seems unusual given they operated Both felt aggrieved at their treatment to offer an escape from a traumatising
not just in different media but by their respective industries, which upbringing. But once there she was
different centuries. While both found they felt prized profit over creativity: Secrets and spies targeted by drill sergeants for her
fame early and died in their 50s, the Prince’s wrangles with his record label “slight, childish” appearance and
bare bones of their biographies are culminated in him abandoning his The justifications of a subjected to homophobic insults.
otherwise wildly different. Before name in favour of a symbol, while In this turbo-charged masculine
beginning his research, it seemed to Dickens furiously took on the copycats WikiLeaks whistleblower environment, her struggles with
Hornby that the biggest thing they had and pirates who plundered his work gender identity (she would later come
in common was him. “They are,” he without credit or remuneration. Simon Parkin out as trans) became more pronounced:
writes, “two of what I shall have to All this bears out Hornby’s hunch “[It was] less about being a woman
describe … as My People – the people that two artists working 150 or so MEMOIR trapped in a man’s body than about the
I have thought about a lot, over the years apart can have lots in common, README.txt innate incoherence between the person
years, the artists who have shaped but there’s more to Dickens & Prince Chelsea Manning I felt myself to be and the one the
me, inspired me, made me think about than mere comparisons. Most BODLE Y HE A D, £2 0 world wanted me to be,” she writes.
my work.” important is what their lives and work In Iraq the bullying continued.
It was a commemorative box set of tell us about creativity, and it’s on this After she witnessed the death of a
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Prince’s 1987 album Sign o’ the Times that Hornby is in his element. From n February 2010 Chelsea Manning, colleague, Manning felt how “with
that gave him the idea for this book, his early days writing about football a 22-year-old intelligence analyst enough grief, adrenaline and fear”,
which, at 90-odd pages, is really more (in Fever Pitch) and music (in High in the US Army, sat down with a war can turn anyone “amoral, even
of an essay. The newly released Sign Fidelity), the author has long been large mocha and accessed the free malevolent”. She began to wrestle
o’ the Times package featured an fascinated by the transformative internet at a Barnes & Noble bookshop with two life-changing secrets: who
impact of culture, so it’s natural that in Rockville, Maryland. She began to she was, and what she saw.
his ruminations on Dickens and Prince upload every incident report filed by At times, README.txt is vague;
should cause him to reflect on his own the US military during the wars in some sections have been blacked out,
status as consumer and creator. He Iraq and Afghanistan – close to presumably on legal advice. Manning
writes brilliantly about his wariness of three-quarters of a million documents claims to have seen more than she
Prince in Dickens as a child – “[he] had the whiff in total. Manning had downloaded ever disclosed, things she “will never
Florida, 2007 of BBC early evening costume drama the files several weeks earlier, while reveal”. “I know this is annoying,”
serving in Iraq, and burned them on to she writes. “But I have already faced
a series of rewritable DVDs disguised serious consequences for sharing
to look like albums by Taylor Swift, information I believe to be in the
Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. Then she public interest; I am uninterested in
transferred the files to the memory facing them again.” Even so, what
card in her digital camera. When she remains is a compelling, taut account
left the country, military customs did of what she has experienced, and
not blink. a persuasive justification of how
Manning had spent months she behaved.
sifting vast quantities of classified At her trial, lawyers convinced
information, email updates and Manning to issue a mea culpa:
video feeds of live conflict in Baghdad. “I look back at my decisions and
She likens the intelligence operations wonder how on earth could I …
centre where she worked to a trauma believe I could change the world for
ward. “The United States’ formal better over the decisions of those
promise to the Iraqi government with the proper authority?” Today,
about how our troops would treat the her view has changed. “What I did,”
country and its citizens didn’t mean she concludes, “was an act … of
KMA ZUR /NFL /GE T T Y
a thing,” she writes. Among the files forcing progress.” Five years after
was video evidence that appeared to President Obama commuted
show the deaths of civilians during Manning’s sentence, history
US airstrikes, as well as attempts to continues to vindicate her actions.
cover up a CIA torture programme. To buy a copy for £17.40 go to
The files took all day to upload, guardianbookshop.com
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hen manager Paul agreed to a photo op with George e are supposed to have from Earth’s history: “In the aftermath,
McGuinness took on U2 in W Bush as part of an effort to get solved this problem in just when the fever finally broke, one
1978 he said, quoting F Scott him to fund HIV medication in under 30 years. That’s the could travel the world without seeing
Fitzgerald, that their 18-year-old Africa, George Soros told him: “Bono, same amount of time that has elapsed a tree, the world’s coral reefs had been
frontman saw “the whole equation”. you have sold out for a plate of lentils.” since Whitney Houston and Kevin replaced by bacterial slime, the fossil
Incapable of meeting punk’s standards Bush eventually agreed to $15bn for Costner smooched in The Bodyguard. record went silent and the planet took
of cool, the young Dubliners found starters (“That’s a lot of lentils”) Governments’ commitment to limit nearly 10 million years to pull itself
improbable success by going too far but it was a bruising education in global heating to 1.5C above the back from oblivion.”
and being too much. That impulse political realities. Lessons are learned, preindustrial average means the huge Naomi Oreskes writes fiercely about
produced fabulous coups, from their too, in a section on “White Messiah transition to net zero will have to be “the history of denial and obfuscation
performance at Live Aid in 1985 to their Syndrome”: “Despite our best made by 2050. By then, renewables by the fossil fuel industry”, and there
reinvention of stadium rock with Zoo intentions, some of us activists can should be producing most of our are stirring contributions from the
TV – as well as memorable disasters, burn out in the fire of our own do- energy – certainly all the electricity climate scientist Kate Marvel and
notably the decision to deposit 2014’s goodery and the secret is to know in rich countries – and we should all the novelist Amitav Ghosh. This is
Songs of Innocence into every iTunes when to shut up and listen.” be driving around in electric cars, a campaigning book of course, but
account in the world. As Bono writes in There’s some blarney here – a eating sustainable, mainly plant-based much more than that. There are
this, his first memoir: “Our best work weakness for the too-cute aphorism foods and living in well-insulated clear explanations of how human
is never too far from our worst.” and the florid metaphor – but Bono’s houses built from low-carbon materials. activities are pushing Earth’s systems
The same goes for his extra- appetite for contradictions and The many books written about how to close to dangerous tipping points,
curricular activities. Nobody has done humiliations, which goes far beyond avoid the climate crisis will hopefully and of the socioeconomic drivers
more to expand the parameters of rock tactical self-deprecation, more than have become obsolete. Which of them of the crisis.
stardom, often in contentious ways. compensates. He admits that his will survive to be read beyond the We are told throughout that if we
If any song title sums him up, then it’s “tendency toward the preposterous” combustion era, if only by historians don’t limit global temperature rises
Tryin’ to Throw Your Arms Around and his bullish conviction can be – as testament to this period of crisis to 1.5C, we face disaster, yet planned
the World, from 1991’s Achtung Baby. “very wearying”. Such self-knowledge and uncertainty? fossil fuel production by 2030 will
Bono wants to go everywhere, meet makes this generous, energetic Well, Greta Thunberg is already be more than twice the amount
everyone, learn everything and book anything but. assured her place in history as the consistent with this target. In short,
somehow pull it all together. His To buy a copy for £21.75 go to Jeanne d’Arc (or Cassandra) of our we are very unlikely to meet our
failures are therefore more interesting guardianbookshop.com time. She’s been heroically battling transition target by 2050. What then?
than most people’s successes. the forces of climate inaction and In a book of more than 400 pages,
Running to 557 pages, Surrender denial since she stepped on to the just one and a half are given over to
is characteristically expansive, but it Greta Thunberg global stage as a shy 15-year-old technologies aimed at reducing global
whizzes by, with each of its 40 present- in Milan in 2021 schoolkid “striking for the climate”. heating by reflecting sunlight back
tense chapters pegged to a relevant into space. That particular essay
song lyric and decorated with a can be summed up in a quote:
felt-pen sketch. Bono has storytelling “Geoengineering is not an option.”
verve and a genuine desire for self- The idea of withdrawing emitted
examination, neither of which is carbon from the atmosphere gets
guaranteed in rock memoirs. He is a little more (reluctant) attention,
enthusiastic about praising others, because “we’ve left Greta’s generation
often at his own expense. The little choice”. Nuclear power is barely
supporting cast is ridiculous: he mentioned even though decarbonising
relates colourful encounters with energy systems is fundamental to
David Bowie, Frank Sinatra and this effort.
Johnny Cash as well as Bill Clinton, For all Thunberg’s brilliance and
Nelson Mandela and Pope John Paul II. bravery, ignoring these possibilities
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You could trace Bono’s desire to feel timorous and blinkered. This
build bridges back to his parents’ book is superb at explaining the
marriage: his father Bob was a Catholic urgency and importance of preventing
and a romantic; his mother Iris, whose climate change, but despite its heft
death when he was 14 became his it stops too soon. There is little
primal trauma, was a pragmatic pragmatism over what to do about
Protestant. It’s notable that he still now-certain changes, which means
lives in Ireland and has retained the it feels like a book whose time was
same bandmates, best friends and 10 years ago. But perhaps it has taken
partner for more than 40 years. His this decade for an audience that’s
wife Ali emerges as the book’s quiet receptive to its message to develop.
star: “‘I wouldn’t trust a man who History will show.
didn’t find you attractive,’ I say. ‘I To buy a copy for £21.25 go to
wouldn’t trust a woman who found guardianbookshop.com
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Into the abyss T ’ S T H E D E P T H O F T H E DA R K N E S S that
spooks Bobby Western, the haunted man at
the heart of Cormac McCarthy’s extraordinary
descriptions. The bonfire leaning in the sea wind; the
burning bits of brush hobbling away up the beach. As
a storyteller, though, I suspect that he is deliberately
plumbs mysterious the clay-coloured water and pressing further into the
unknown with every weighted step. His colleagues are
blase but experience has taught him to take care. He
bomb. Their father was a noted nuclear physicist
who helped split the atom, leading to the destruction
of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Western, in his youth,
depths in asks: “You ever bump into something down there that
you didn’t know what it was?”
Published a full 16 years after the Pulitzer prize-
studied physics himself. He became familiar with
protons and quarks, leptons and string theory, but
gave up his calling for a life of blue-collar drifting.
still in the book’s shallows. Western’s troubles, we grass at his feet. “The abyss of the past into which the
realise, are altogether closer to home. world is falling,” he thinks. “Everything vanishing as
McCarthy began work on The Passenger back in the if it had never been.”
mid-1980s, before his career-making Border trilogy; What a glorious sunset song of a novel this is. It’s
building it piecemeal and revisiting it down the years. rich and it’s strange, mercurial and melancholic.
Small wonder, then, that this family tragedy feels McCarthy started out as the laureate of American
filleted, part of a larger whole and trailing so many loose manifest destiny, spinning his hard-bitten accounts of
The Passenger ends that it requires a self-styled “coda” – a second rapacious white men. He ends his journey, perhaps,
Cormac McCarthy novel, Stella Maris, published next month – to complete as the era’s jaundiced undertaker. Come friendly
PICA D OR, £2 0 the story. So this is a book without guardrails, an bombs. Come rising oceans. The old world is dying
invitation to get lost. We’re constantly bumping into and probably not before time, and The Passenger
dark objects and wondering what they mean. steals in to turn out all the lights.
Ostensibly the narrative sees Western pinballing To buy a copy for £17.40 go to guardianbookshop.com
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n 2017, Things We Lost in the Fire impossible to break without great The Lost Art of Keeping Secrets and
by Argentinian writer Mariana
Enríquez introduced a compelling
effort or the use of a knife”.
The translator, Megan McDowell,
The reboot of love Barbara Trapido’s Brother of the More
Famous Jack. Darling belongs in the
new voice to English readers. Tough-
edged and tightly honed, her short
has handled all Enríquez’s previous
books, but this time something is off.
A Mitford classic is pantheon of books that feel a bit like
opening up a doll’s house to show the
stories inhabited the space between
high gothic horror and cruel
Is “an adult depression that collapsed
him into bed” really flawless English?
delightfully reimagined impeccable precision of the world
within. The lamp really turns on; the
sociopolitical reality.
In Our Share of Night, her first novel
And what are we to think when we’re
told, hilariously, that in the course of
Ella Risbridger radio really plays. The front comes off
to show these other lives, and golden
translated into English, set in the learning to cook, Gaspar “ventured Darling light is reflected back on to the reader.
decades during and after Argentina’s painstakingly into a potato pie”? India Knight We might call this, as a genre, novels
military dictatorship, Enríquez ditches Some might argue that a horror FIG T REE , £14 .9 9 of the interior: interiors of places, and
the miniature and goes big. Shaping novel, as this aspires to be, should be interiors of people. It’s easy to dismiss
her style to the space, she allows it to judged less on the sophistication of its the domestic, but if home is where
go drastically slack. language and more on its ability to the heart is, the heart is where all
Over the course of 736 pages, Our thrill. But the narrative is as loosely humanity happens. And Darling is a
F
Share of Night takes unstructured, shaped as its sentences. Section one or a reader unfamiliar with very human book, full of feelings and
direction-free wandering and makes builds to the book’s best set piece: Nancy Mitford’s The Pursuit heartbreak and humour and joy.
of it a governing aesthetic. The plot is Juan summoning the Darkness in an of Love, India Knight’s And yet, how much of that is India
relatively straightforward. We meet orgy of holy violence. Here, as the reimagining would be a perfect Knight and how much is Nancy Mitford?
Gaspar as a child in 1981, and follow ghosts of Argentina’s “dirty war” comfort read: the kind of book you This is the difficult question when
him into early adulthood in 1997. His become ever more insistent, and occult take into the bath and keep reading considering a retelling of a book that
mother having died in suspicious power entrenches the ability of a even when the water has gone cold, feels as fresh and alive as Mitford’s
circumstances, Gaspar grows up in the privileged elite to torture and oppress, a one-sitting dark-at-four joy. 1945 classic. The Pursuit of Love has
care of his dying father, Juan. Juan is Enríquez’s fusion of political allegory Briefly, then, for that reader: scarcely been out of print since initial
a medium; his son has inherited his and gleeful gore seems briefly to teenage Linda Radlett lives in “the publication, and is not yet out of
powers. Gaspar’s abilities make him cohere. But she has blown her best ideas very definition of emptiness” (north copyright. Only last year it was
useful to malign and politically and discharged all narrative tension. Norfolk). Marooned in a tiny hamlet adapted, gloriously, by Emily
powerful groups, but Juan is For the remaining 500 pages, she is with her rock-star father Matthew, Mortimer for the BBC. A second series
determined to protect him. adrift, recycling the novel’s motifs, wafting bohemian mother Sadie, is in development. The Radletts,
“Sometimes,” Enríquez writes, reworking her own past material, and many siblings and narrator cousin interwar edition, are thriving.
“it is hard to name the horror.” Perhaps damning her characters to stasis. Frances for company, Linda dreams Knight’s reimagining uses the same
this is a plaintive note to self; Enríquez Enríquez isn’t alone in trying, of the future: mostly love affairs, characters; the same relationships;
rarely names things at all. Through with a side order of freedom. Darling many of the same jokes. There is
a rite called the Rite, Juan channels Last year’s BBC is the story of her growing up: the something discombobulating about
a dark force called the Darkness. The adaptation of people she meets; the men she falls characters you know being almost
Rite is presided over by a sinister The Pursuit of Love in love with; and her friendship, but not quite themselves. Yet Knight
order called the Order, who also writes from the same sensibility as
R O B E R T V I G L A S K Y/ T H E O D O R A F I L M S L I M I T E D & M O O N A G E P I C T U R E S L I M I T E D
control the place where the Rite must Mitford, with an easy facility for social
be performed – the Place of Power. observation and caustic charm. If the
What the Order don’t know is that the Radletts of the 21st century are a little
Place of Power isn’t the only powerful less extraordinary than the Radletts
place. There’s also another place, of the 20th, they still leap off the page
called the Other Place. with warmth. Knight’s characters are
Enríquez’s stubborn anti-invention sparky and fun, and in some cases
soaks deep into her language. their relationships are crafted with
“Something was changing,” we’re more care than in Mitford’s original.
told, “and the change was terrible and This is perhaps because Knight, free
wonderful.” A garden is “lovely but from the innate pressures of the roman
sad”. “I have no doubt,” says Juan, à clef, has enough distance for clarity.
“that there is something important Her Radlett family is warm and secure,
and repulsive behind that door.” You in spite of it all, because the parents
have to really treasure your banalities adore each other. Their love, Knight
to insist on serving them up in pairs. writes, “permeated the house like the
Similes unfailingly miss their mark. smell of a pie baking”. They dance to
Two men having sex are “like the Kate Bush. They wink at each other.
pictures in the porn magazines, only They talk openly about sex. Mitford
moving”. Juan’s large hands when never wrote a really good marriage
they punch someone are “like boxing (Fanny’s husband, in Pursuit and
gloves without the protection of the sequels, is the very definition of a
Fiction in
wonder whether she ever could. foreign tour”). In the title story, an
Darling, it must be said, is all the better enemy is advancing on “the
for Matthew and Sadie’s delight in one northernmost outpost on the
translation
another: it makes the characters make Northwest Front”. In scenes
sense. Is that added clarity reason reminiscent of wars in Vietnam and
enough to rewrite The Pursuit of Afghanistan, the base is gradually,
Love? Maybe. And it’s always a chaotically evacuating. A guard
delight to find something new to soldier, Private Martin, is held behind A fugitive Russian soldier on the Trans-Siberian
carry you through winter; Knight for an infraction committed by his railway; a final farewell; an illicit marriage; plus
rises to that challenge with aplomb. night-time counterpart, who has
To buy a copy for £13.04 abandoned his post. Martin recollects an eccentric portrait of Pliny. By John Self
go to guardianbookshop.com a general on a soldiers’ training
exercise who had said: “‘Give them
rifles. Give them caps.’ Then he
whispered the secret: ‘Get ’em young, something for the last bride is that she seems
Visions of America treat ’em tough, tell ’em nothin.’” In a
life where confusion and ignorance are
time; an exception is
when a loved one is
to be from a different
caste, despite his
A standout collection intended, violence provides purpose,
with or without an objective.
dying. “It was our last
30th December,”
denials. “Can’t we tell
just by looking at her?”
brimming with energy There is a sense of the centre not
holding – of American anxiety as a
writes the narrator of
Ti Amo, addressing her
Perumal Murugan is one
of India’s best-known
David Hayden bestowal to us all, as American energy
once was. In the mind of Private
terminally ill husband,
“and it would be our last
literary novelists, and
Pyre is beautifully done,
SHORT STORIES Martin, “the tundra was not one New Year’s Eve too.” with flashbacks to the
Get ’em Young, dumb thing but billions! The tiniest The book is a short, lovers’ meeting in a soda
Treat ’em Tough, stupidities knitted together. Doltish Eastbound sharp account of how shop, second thoughts
Tell ’em Nothing leaves, small like mouse ears, Maylis de Kerangal, they cope with the as Saroja finds herself
Robin McLean forking foolishly from dimwit twigs translated by knowledge of his thinking fondly of the
A ND O T HER S TORIE S, £11.9 9 overlapping endlessly with same, Jessica Moore impending death. He confinement of her old
blending together only in the eyes of LE S FUG IT I V E S, £10.9 9 abandons his work as home and a further
R
obin McLean’s first novel, Pity thickskulled watchmen and other In this timely novella a painter, deciding to elopement to evade
the Beast, a sublimely dark hoofed mammals. A continental about a Russian military “give up looking into what prejudice threatens
revenge western told in a moronic collage.” This caustic conscript defecting from yourself”, but the to bring down on them.
variety of human and animal voices, description could be of the United the army, 20-year-old narrator is a novelist: The title promises a
generated a startled response from States, or everywhere. Aliocha is on the how else can a writer dramatic conclusion,
readers and critics, admiring of its Even outside the violent events in Trans-Siberian railway process life than by and the book delivers.
originality and repulsed by the the book, violence is ambient, present from Moscow to writing about it? This
frankness of its violence. The same in the incomprehensible strangeness Vladivostok. When he novella, sometimes hard Awake
huge energy and weirdness present in of nature – including our own, which gets there he plans to to read for its bleakness Harald Voetmann,
that book drives these 10 stories. If you puts the book atmospherically, if not “hide, remake himself but impossible to look translated by Johanne
are at ease with the unpredictable, theologically, alongside Cormac and earn enough to get away from, shows that Sorgenfri Ottosen
they will grip hard and pull you in. McCarthy and Joy Williams. There’s a back to the west”. But even when we know the LOLLI EDITIONS, £12 .99
But for Herr Hitler is a story about suspicion that life force and death no literary train journey destination, the journey “Living only means to
moving to Alaska: about fate, history force are one. would be complete is still worthwhile. be awake,” wrote Pliny
and unimaginable consequence. A In wild places, McLean has said in without encountering a the Elder, the Roman
terse, moody prose style mutates into an interview, “you feel the correct stranger – in this case Pyre naturalist who died in
one that is “strange and lavish” (as one size. I do feel that humans have gotten Hélène, a Frenchwoman Perumal Murugan, the eruption of Vesuvius
character, Eric, describes his partner, really mixed up about our size.” who has her own translated by in AD79, in his Natural
Iris). The concept of America as a place Humanity and its wildernesses are secrets. Through a Aniruddhan Vasudevan History. Danish author
where people go to make good, to only a part of McLean’s story worlds, combination of clothes PUSHK IN, £9.9 9 Harald Voetmann’s
make themselves, is placed in tension and not always the central one. Other swapping, psychological As unanswerable funny, eccentric novel
with the America of the unmade and selfhoods are present: animal, gameplay and simply questions go, “How takes snippets from that
the lost. Iris, the character whose life botanical, geological. “Those beings hiding in a toilet, the did you bewitch him?” book and gives us the
and death story this is, asks: “Where are not background.” McLean’s ability two play cat and mouse is hard to beat, but it’s man behind them in all
do all the gone people go?” to look beyond the “minority species” with the senior Russian one of many that young his human foibles. If
McLean writes at times with the view, our own, gives her stories much officer moving Saroja faces when she your novel doesn’t have
hyper-keen vividness of nightmare: of their peculiar concentration and inexorably along the moves with her new much plot, then you’d
not surrealism but a kind of American vertiginous originality. train. The result is a husband, Kumaresan, better have a lot of
expressionism, like a darker, gristlier By working beyond the familiar balance of internal to his village in character, and Awake
Donald Barthelme – grotesque, comic artificialities of realism, McLean thought and external southern India. The certainly does. Pliny
and unsettling. creates dense and memorable pictures action propelled by a main concern locally is vain and prone to
In True Carnivores a woman sells of American life that are intensely and narrative that races about Kumaresan’s nosebleeds, and shows
her house, steals her sister’s money oddly real. Some themes or objects – a on in long sentences, us that even the greatest
and abducts her child. The Auntie, cat that lives in a pond, a pterodactyl keeping things flowing mind is prey to base
like most of McLean’s characters, is out of time – are perhaps not meant to beautifully in between urges – especially lust.
deliberately incomplete: a stuck be read metaphorically, but as moments of drama. Meanwhile, his nephew
moment of self, there and then gone. talismans of instability and mystery. Pliny the Younger offers
Her actions seem incommensurate Underneath their fantasies of capacity Ti Amo scathing commentary
with her motivation, but at the same and agency, McLean’s characters are, Hanne Ørstavik, on his uncle’s writing.
time she, and the other characters, are as the narrator in the superb House translated by Awake is the first in a
strongly present and convincing. Full of Feasting says, “helpless, as we Martin Aitken trilogy about humanity’s
The US military features across the all are, every day of our lives”. A ND O T HER S T ORIE S, £11.9 9 drive to conquer nature.
book: a dead brother in House Full of To buy a copy for £10.43 go to We’re not often aware The mind boggles at
Feasting, a dead husband in True guardianbookshop.com of when we’re doing what is yet to come.
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ll the best that Italy has to offer can be Day 3 If you’ve got a taste for gently exploring more of
found in Umbria. This is where beautifully We head to Spello, a medieval hilltop town sitting Italy have a look at these options:
preserved Renaissance hilltop villages under Monte Subasio with views over the glorious
dot the landscape and life is still lived at a slower verdant Tiber Valley as well as quiet winding LAKE COMO GARDENS & VILLA
pace. Along with fertile land that inspires culinary streets with enchanting flower displays. We’ll also Find paradise on the shores of Italy’s famous lake.
delights, this area boasts world-renowned artistic, see Roman arches and Pinturicchio frescoes in the
architectural and historic attractions. A true BOLOGNA LA GRASSA
church of Santa Maria Maggiore before walking
off-the-beaten-path experience awaits you here... A foodie’s delight with visits to Parma & Modena.
over the Roman aqueduct to delight in more
along with the famous Umbrian hospitality. breathtaking panoramas. To see our other guided holidays in Europe or the
Sights and Delights of Umbria, one of our many UK visit adagio.co.uk or call 01707 537254.
Day 4
guided walking holidays, is a gentle way to
experience this captivating land dubbed the ‘green We have the full day to discover Assisi, perched
heart of Italy’. high above the rolling valley floor on the flank of
Monte Subasio. A local guide shows us the town’s
Take a brief look at our itinerary for the week: highlights, including the Basilica of St Francis with Go online
its magnificent frescos. The afternoon is free so you to request your
Day 1 can enjoy more sights in Assisi like San Damiano
We fly to Rome and follow the Tiber river through and the Basilica of Saint Mary of the Angels started FREE copy
Lazio and into Umbria to the centre of Trevi. The by St Francis. Or you may prefer a short walk in the of our 2023
Hotel Antica Dimora alla Rocca – dating back to the surrounding area. brochure
16th century and restored to its former glory – is
our base. Day 5
We take a day trip to tranquil Lake Trasimeno,
Day 2 Italy’s fourth largest lake located on the border of
Today we wander the narrow cobbled streets Umbria and Tuscany. Here we go on a boat ride to
around the hilltop town of Trevi. After visiting its the picturesque Isola Maggiore, home to a small
museum and beautiful frescos in the church of 13th century village. An easy ramble takes us to
San Francesco, we take an easy walk along the the top of the island and the Chiesa di San Michele
Olive Tree Trail to see Olivo di Sant’Emiliano – a Arcangelo, where there are superb views – you
1,700-year-old olive tree. A tasting of local olive oils may even spot Tuscany on a clear day! A visit to the
follows back at the hotel. Captain’s House and lace museum is also possible.
CULTURE BOOKS
Guests at Hill House are
tormented by hammering
and wild laughter
No place
name appears on the walls – a chilling Houses have played a central part
device echoed in Sarah Waters’ 2009 in many recent thrillers, to the extent
gothic novel, The Little Stranger – that a new genre of domestic noir has
Eleanor is accused of having written emerged in the last decade, as writers
like home
it herself. Increasingly, readers – and explore fears around home ownership
even Eleanor herself – begin to wonder and marital disharmony. Louise
how much of the action is taking place Candlish’s 2018 novel Our House,
“inside her head as much as in the hall”. recently televised, asked readers to put
As in Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s 1892 themselves in a nightmarish situation
A new wave of gothic and novella, The Yellow Wallpaper, whose – returning from a trip to discover
narrator is confined to a single room strangers moving into your beloved
haunted house novels explores with walls that seem to shift and writhe family home. Meanwhile Abigail Dean’s
the fears that lurk behind closed and come alive at night, Eleanor’s thriller of last year, Girl A, raised darker
mental state becomes intertwined with questions about how a house can hold
doors. By Charlotte Northedge that of the house, until she feels that the legacy of childhood trauma.
“whatever it wants of me it can have”. With echoes of Lisa Jewell’s 2019 hit
W
hen Dee walks are these visions real, or products of Gilman’s narrator has what we would The Family Upstairs, Dean’s novel
through the front Dee’s troubled mind – and exactly what now call postnatal depression, and her explores what happens to a group of
door in Catriona are the horrors that haunt Ted’s house? physician husband prescribes bed rest siblings who flee their abusive parents,
Ward’s recent Ward is one of a number of novelists and an absence of all stimulus, meaning and their upbringing in a “house of
thriller The exploring new territory in gothic no reading or writing, and hours spent horrors”. In both novels, the childhood
Last House on fiction, though the haunted house has staring at the peeling wallpaper of home functions as a lasting reminder
Needless Street, readers of gothic fiction long proved a source of fascination and the old nursery until she becomes of mental and physical pain. Dean’s
find themselves in a familiar place. The fear. From Henry James’s governess in convinced it is possessed: “And worst protagonist Lexie must decide what to
house is “an underworld; a deep cave The Turn of the Screw (1898) to Shirley of all by moonlight, it becomes bars! do with the house on the moors she and
where lonely shafts of light fall on Jackson’s shy Eleanor Vance in her 1959 The outside pattern I mean, and the her siblings have been bequeathed. The
strange mounds, jagged broken things. classic The Haunting of Hill House, woman behind it is as plain as can be.” horror is all too real, and yet Lexie’s
Plywood is nailed over all the windows,” recently adapted for Netflix, these Imprisoned in the domestic realm, as quest to reconcile herself with the early
and the “whole place smells of death; stories have often hinged on unreliable Eleanor has also been while she cared life she has spent years trying to escape
not of rot or blood but dry bone and narrators, usually women, whose for her elderly mother, it is hardly is haunted by ghosts from her past.
dust; like an old grave, long forgotten”. psychological problems and struggles surprising that these female Ward’s protagonist is equally haunted
Dee is investigating the with loneliness tinge their perceptions protagonists see danger in the buildings by memories of the day her sister
disappearance of her younger sister of the danger around them. Stephen around them. As Erin Kelly, author of disappeared, and as the author leads
Lulu, 11 years earlier, and the trail has King famously singled out those works recent gothic thriller The Skeleton Key, us through the stories of Dee and Ted,
led her to Ted Bannerman, a strange as “the only two great novels of the puts it, “natural reactions to coercive or we discover the real horror lingers not in
loner who lives at the edge of the woods supernatural in the last hundred years”, the creepy house on Needless Street, but
with his cat Olivia, and occasionally but it was his son, fellow horror novelist inside the psyches of its inhabitants.
S T E V E D I E T L /A L L S TA R / N E T F L I X
his daughter, Lauren. Lurking next Joe Hill, who put his finger on why: The supernatural takes a back seat to
door, Dee hears scratching and because “houses aren’t haunted Imprisoned in the the psychological and, by the time the
scrabbling through the walls; late at – people are”. all-important twists are revealed, the
night she sees a face at her window, Hill House appears to Eleanor “vile”, domestic realm, reader might be more concerned about
“eyes gleaming like lamps, filled
with the light of death”; her creepy
“diseased”; the guests gathered to
witness the old mansion’s supernatural
these women things that go bump in the mind.
Charlotte Northedge is joint head of
neighbour’s undergrowth seems to
writhe with snakes: “she sees them
powers are tormented by late-night
hammering, deathly cold, wild laughter
see danger all books at the Guardian. Her second
novel, The People Before, is published
everywhere, their shadowed coils”. But in the corridors. Yet when Eleanor’s around them by HarperCollins.
Kit Audiobook
changed my mind military strategy and
Gustave Flaubert horsemanship. I used to
changed my mind about insist on finishing any of the week
de Waal the power of words.
I read him aged 22,
without any idea of who
book I started. Now I
give it a really good 100
pages but after that, Good Pop, Bad Pop
The author on pitying Shylock, he was, but in Madame
Bovary he put me right
unless it’s gripping me,
nope. Life is too short.
Jarvis Cocker
PENG UIN AUD IO, 6HR 3 9 MIN
being inspired by Flaubert there in Rouen, in a
and listening to Hemingway small world with the
dreams and dashed
The book I discovered
later in life
G
expectations of this The Old Man and the Sea ood Pop, Bad Pop finds the
woman caught in an by Ernest Hemingway. former Pulp frontman Jarvis
unhappy marriage. I had I listened to the Cocker sifting through dozens
never really “entered” audiobook narrated of old boxes in his loft and reflecting
into a book before. This by Donald Sutherland on what he finds. Given his attic is only
was the one that did it. when I was in my late three feet high and stretches the width
40s. What a book. of his house, the sorting process “feels
The book I came back to like mining. It’s dirty, uncomfortable
I remember reading The book I am work.” But it is also rewarding, as he
Revenge of the Middle- currently reading unearths ancient keepsakes from his
Aged Woman when I Weird Fucks by Lynne youth, from a stick of chewing gum
thought I was middle Tillman. It’s not as weird and an old sweatshirt bought from a
aged – I was 42. Then I as I thought it would jumble sale to a well-thumbed book of
got divorced and read it be but it’s clever and dirty jokes, many of which flew over
again. Oh, I see. It had arresting. It was written his head at the time. Through these
a wisdom I had not in the 70s and chronicles childhood artefacts, we get a series of
seen before and all the some fleeting and some Adrian Mole-ish snapshots of Cocker’s
brilliance and wit found meaningful sexual pre-fame, pre-art college life, when
a home in me. I am relationships. It’s he was called “a four-eyed get” by
grateful to Elizabeth conversational and classmates on account of his glasses –
Buchan for that book. sweet, written by a which was nothing next to what they
It was a balm. woman who knows called him when his mum sent him
what she wants – most to school wearing lederhosen.
The book I reread of the time. Listeners to Cocker’s old show on
I listened to Old Filth BBC 6 Music will be familiar with his
by Jane Gardam on My comfort read verbal style, which is wryly self-
My earliest The book that changed audiobook some years The Temporary deprecating and wonderfully intimate.
reading memory me as a teenager ago. It’s a wonderful Gentleman by Sebastian Along with the sounds of him trudging
Being bored, either For English literature performance of the Barry. I have never up the stairs and rummaging through
reading the Bible or we had to read The text by Bill Wallace. known any writer boxes, the audio version comes with a
something at school, the Merchant of Venice. I listened again in squeeze as much poetry digital folder containing photographs
slow procession around I was very affected by lockdown – to disappear into plain words. His of his attic discoveries, which also
the class, three pages the way everyone in the from the horrors of books are things that include an exercise book entitled The
aloud for each child, class and apparently the times. dissolve slowly on Pulp Master Plan containing an early
The Mill on the Floss or everyone in Venice the tongue. blueprint for a band that would make
some such. When I was hated Shylock. To me The book I could “offbeat pop songs” and wear Oxfam
15, there was Dickens he was underdog, not never read again Kit de Waal’s memoir blazers and “rancid ties”. Essentially
– Great Expectations, villain. I think I also I read War and Peace Without Warning and a memoir in disguise, Good Pop,
Miss Hav isham, the picked up on the and quite enjoyed it. Only Sometimes (Tinder) Bad Pop pieces together the tale of
rags-to-riches-to-rags, racism, which, to be But I wouldn’t have the is shortlisted in the a bookish schoolboy slowly finding
great, rollicking fair, Shakespeare did patience for that size 2022 Books Are My his look, his sound and his place in
adventure of it all. address, but still … of book now, or the Bag readers’ awards. the world. Fiona Sturges
Further listening
Tom Gauld Black and British:
A Forgotten History
David Olusoga
M ACMILLIAN DIGITAL AUDIO, 24HR 2 7 MIN
Kobna Holdbrook-Smith narrates
Olusoga’s sweepingly comprehensive
and frequently poignant history
of Black Britons.
SAR AH LEE/ THE GUARDIAN
Making a Scene
Constance Wu
SIM ON & SCHUS T ER AUD IO, 7 HR 5 3MIN
The star of Crazy Rich Asians
reads her book of essays about life
in suburban Virginia and her
path to fame.
W
E C OU L D, of course, just avoid
these questions entirely, and rely
on other types of research. But
that doesn’t always work:
sometimes, animal testing is
tricky and uninformative ,
because the disease doesn’t develop in the same way
as it would in humans. For human trials, such as those
looking at the effectiveness of a vaccine against Zika,
it can take tens of thousands of people and several years
to run a single study, because only a fraction of the
participants in the placebo group will ever develop the
disease, making it hard to see how much difference the
THE BIG IDEA drug or vaccine would make.
I
N T H E 17 70 s, an English doctor called Edward on prisoners: while some were injected with plague arrive, the better.
Jenner noticed that milkmaids didn’t seem and tetanus toxin, others had their limbs amputated – In order to make sure we are as protected as possible
to catch smallpox, the terrifying disease both as a form of torture and a way to train army from current and future threats, we should try to
that caused around a third of the people who surgeons for the battlefield. The grotesque crimes eliminate the stigma that still haunts challenge
caught it to die. He thought that their frequent committed by the Nazis under the guise of scientific trials, making them a more familiar part of our toolkit.
exposure to cowpox, a similar but less severe research are well known. What if we thought of the act of volunteering to be
virus, might be what protected them. In order to test But this poisonous history shouldn’t blind us to the infected not as a rather peculiar and reckless thing to
his hypothesis he gave his gardener’s eight-year-old extraordinary power of challenge trials under strict do? What if we thought of volunteers more like fi rst
son cowpox and then deliberately infected him with conditions based on informed consent and designed responders who rush to help during a disaster? What
smallpox to see if he had become immune. He had, to be as safe as possible. They could become increasingly if we recognised the sacrifices they made on our
and Jenner successfully repeated the experiment. important weapons in the armoury of medical behalf by holding them in especially high regard, like
“Vaccination”, from the Latin word for cow, soon research , in an era when vaccine technology is fi refighters or paramedics, rewarding them not just
became commonplace. advancing and the threat of diseases jumping from with money, but with recognition, long-term support
It was of course highly irresponsible to expose a animals into human beings is increasing. and respect?
child to a deadly disease with no sure knowledge that Much has been done to mitigate the risks: challenge Perhaps the greatest reward of all would be to
he would survive. Even so, with hindsight, we can see trials designed to advance malaria research have make sure their efforts were worthwhile: by designing
that the benefits were immense: the vaccine was safe proved to be very safe, because the disease is now trials to be open and transparent, applying them
and highly effective. Demonstrating that fact and well understood and can be treated easily under when and where they might make a real difference,
publicising it encouraged untold numbers of others close supervision. For tuberculosis, trials have used and developing the tools to learn as much from
to follow suit. the mild BCG vaccine as the challenge, instead of the them as possible. In short, by helping them to save
This is an example – albeit an unusual one – of a actual bacteria. For respiratory syncytial virus (RSV), thousands, if not millions of lives.
“challenge trial”. That is a form of research where, researchers have recruited adults who are at a low risk Saloni Dattani is a researcher at King’s College London
rather than relying on data from natural infections, we of severe illness. These experiments have already and a founding editor of Works in Progress.
deliberately expose someone to a disease in order to
test the effectiveness of a vaccine or treatment. Things
have changed a lot since Jenner’s time, of course. Even Further reading War Against Vaxxers The
so, there’s the lingering sense that there’s something Three books for Smallpox Sarah Mosquito
unethical about making someone ill on purpose. That’s Michael Gilbert and Timothy
not surprising – even in relatively recent history, deeply
a deeper dive Bennett Catherine Winegard
sinister medical experiments have been carried out CA MBRID G E , Green T E X T, £ 12 .9 9
that bear a superficial resemblance to this kind of work. £ 2 9.9 9 HODDER &
During the second world war, for example, imperial STOUGHTON, £20
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from eggs, clams or mussels and chicken – the most and trout, come from non-sustainable aquatic farms.
Less meat, more plants sustainable farmed animal products – once a week. Use a local fishmonger or supermarket fish
The simplest way to reduce your personal carbon In 2017, I visited the Hadza people in Tanzania counter you trust and can ask questions. Mussels and
footprint is to go vegan. Growing beef takes as much and measurably improved my gut microbiome clams are healthy, largely sustainable and very tasty.
as 100 times more land than growing peas or soya to diversity in just three days by eating all the plants
produce the same amount of protein. I’ve reduced and seeds, fruits and nuts that they eat in one week
my meat consumption to some local, organic – along with the odd porcupine. The dairy dilemma
grass-fed red meat or a roast chicken as an Dairy is a massive cause of global heating, and its
occasional treat once or twice a month. This allows health benefits, such as improving calcium intake
me to enjoy meat as part of my diet at a more Go organic, even just a little and strengthening bones, have been overplayed.
sustainable level. Herbicides were generally considered safe before we There are plenty of better sources of calcium, for
Studies have demonstrated no differences in gut realised the importance of microbes, both to the soil example, sesame seeds and tahini, dark-green leafy
health between vegans, vegetarians and occasional and our guts and immune systems. Our own data vegetables and calcium-set tofu. Although dairy
meat-eaters. The single most important dietary has shown the power of a healthy diet and alternatives are better overall for greenhouse
factor we found for better gut health was the microbiome to protect against severe disease. emissions, they can cause other problems; the
number of different plants we eat weekly, with 30 a Pesticides and herbicides are designed to disrupt excessive amount of water used to create almond
week being the optimal number. natural ecosystems, reducing biodiversity and milk and its harmfulness to bees, for example.
That might sound like a lot until you realise that degrading our soils, impacting our water life and the Others, such as soya and oat milks, can be highly
this also includes mushrooms, spices, nuts, seeds, survival of insects. We ingest these chemicals in processed.
herbs and legumes. Simply using a sofrito base of small amounts every day and they are hard to avoid, Personally, the only milk I haven’t given up is
onions, garlic, olive oil and carrots when cooking, especially with plant-based diets. fermented milk, known as kefir, which I make
and adding some mixed beans or lentils to your While it’s beneficial to only buy organic foods myself and have a little shot of every day for my
pasta sauce or a spice mix to your cooking, or where possible, the current level of organic farming gut microbiome.
sprinkling mixed nuts and seeds on your yoghurt, is insufficient to produce enough food for us all. And
can rapidly boost this number. that’s not to mention the difference in price. Buy
local and seasonal ingredients that stay fresher for Make it personal
longer. It’s worth prioritising certain foods: I always The fact is, there is no one diet that suits us all. But
Ditch ultra-processed meat alternatives buy organic strawberries, oats, spinach and apples as the rapidly emerging field of personalised nutrition
Unfortunately, many vegans over-rely on high-salt non-organic varieties tend to have the highest levels (led by companies including ZOE, which I co-
and fatty ultra-processed foods that are bad for us of herbicides. founded) suggests that, by predicting which foods
and the environment (some produced in large, best suit our body, we can reduce sugar and fat peaks
energy-intensive factories). Newer production in our blood and improve our gut health. We can feel
methods, such as cell-cultured “meat”, “fish” and Cook smarter (and use the microwave) better, have more energy and feel less hungry – all
even “cheese” are on the horizon, and are likely to We can reduce cooking-fuel consumption and without discussing calories.
be more environmentally friendly. preserve the beneficial chemicals in food by But as we wait for technology including apps,
Brands like Symplicity (currently stocking harnessing the power of microbes to ferment and at-home tests and continuous glucose monitors to
restaurants nationwide and soon to be available to preserve leftover vegetables. help us eat more healthily, we can make positive
consumers) use large scale vats to ferment organic Kimchi, for example, uses cabbage, green veg, changes by following the broad approaches
vegetables with no artificial additives, making garlic and chillies, while heating food in a described here. Meanwhile, listen to your body and
“meatballs” and “burgers” that benefit our gut microwave saves energy while generally eat more of what makes you feel good.
microbiome and with near zero waste. maintaining the nutrient content. I now microwave a
whole potato instead of baking it, and steam spinach
in the microwave too. Give yourself a break
Choose pulses over animal protein Nobody’s perfect, and the enjoyment of food, and
We worry too much about protein. It’s pulses, beans the social interaction that comes with it, can be as
and lentils that help centenarian populations in Fish has been overhyped important as environmental and health considerations.
some cultures outlive the rest of us. This is due to The science on fish has changed, and it is now clear Even small positive changes can go a long way.
their high-fibre, protein, mineral and polyphenol that the health benefits of fish and omega-3 fats
content (polyphenols are the plant chemicals that have been overrated. Studies of omega-3 Food for Life by Tim Spector is published by Vintage
help our gut microbes). supplements show no clinical benefit unless you’re (£20). To support the Guardian, order your copy for
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First impressions?
M AT C H M A K I N G G U A R D I A N R E A D E R S S I N C E 2 0 0 9 Maddy Vibrant, warm and friendly. And
39, marketing coach (left) impressively blue hair.
‘We were the last people in the place,
and I don’t think it was just the meal What were you hoping for?
A fun evening, a good story and not to
What did you talk about?
How to go appropriately overboard on
and cocktails keeping us there!’ be embarrassingly bad on a date
reported in a national newspaper.
a fancy dress theme. The perils of
having an expressive face in photos.
Her disdain for gelatinous foods.
First impressions?
Pretty, warm, bubbly. Any awkward moments?
Not from my view point.
What did you talk about?
Best fancy dress costumes. Favourite Good table manners?
stories from this column. The best way Very much so.
to eat Colin the Caterpillar. The royal
family. Charity shop finds. Cities we’ve Best thing about Maddy?
lived in. Best friends. Crumble. Enthusiasm for all topics. I really want
to go to one of her fancy dress parties
Any awkward moments? – all the ideas are wasted otherwise!
Maybe one, when I was sad there was
no cheese platter for dessert. Would you introduce Maddy to
your friends?
Good table manners?
Go Yeah, I reckon she could hold her own.
I didn’t
d notice anything. I ate chips with
my hands: she didn’t appear to mind. Describe Maddy in three words.
Vibrant, chatty, friendly.
Best thing about Jessie?
Be
She’s clearly a people person. I was
Sh What do you think Maddy made
also very envious of her jewellery.
als of you?
That I’m loud, but everyone always
Would you introduce Jessie to
Wo thinks that. I think we got on well.
your friends?
yo
For sure, they’d get on well.
Fo Did you go on somewhere?
Nope ... I had work very, very early the
Describe Jessie in three words.
De next morning.
Fun, warm, spontaneous.
Fu
And ... did you kiss?
What do you think Jessie made of you?
Wh Just a hug.
Hopefully warm and kind, but we
Ho
agreed we were on best behaviour. We
agr If you could change one thing about
were the last people in the place, so I
we the evening, what would it be?
don’t think it was just the meal and
do Not having work the next day: we’d
cocktails keeping us there!
coc have gone for a dance and a margarita.
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an
I’m hoping
I
pass my wife on the stairs with the great thing about a walled town: another call. The taxi from the airport
a bag. no matter how lost you get, you took only an hour, but that was in the
“Did you pack an adaptor?” eventually come to a wall. middle of the night, and the Croatian
I say. On our penultimate day we realise driver was able to cross the border.
those signs
I don’t like it either, but it’s “I’m seizing the initiative,” I say, “How long is this queue?” my wife
important. My wife likes to manage all looking at my laptop. “A driver will says.
travel arrangements herself, but she’s pick us up.” “About 800 metres,” the driver
with my
not as anxious about travelling as I am, “How much is that?” she says. says. “It’s bad.”
and consequently not as thorough. “I’m not going to tell you,” I say. In the five minutes of silence that
“And when was the last time “But I hope he has a sign with my name follows I try to calculate how long it
anything went wrong?” she says. on it. That’s always been my dream.” will take to reach the barrier at our
The prosecution
You be Leandra
I like nature, just not in my
the judge living room. The worms
get everywhere – and
Should my the food scraps stink
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My lover says
to how people go into relationships –
The defence The jury for it’s often how they exit them too.
I went to psychotherapist Fe
of Guardian readers
Cindy
The wormery is an eco- Should the wormery stay or go?
he can’t leave Robinson (psychotherapy.org.uk), who
said: “Initially, you knew it was a fling
and I’m really curious: at that stage,
friendly slice of nature.
And it doesn’t stink – it
Maintaining a messy hobby just in case his wife and what did you want from it? Was it just
a bit of fun? You were attracted to this
man who you knew wasn’t available,
child for me.
there’s another lockdown is pretty
smells of the woods unreasonable. Though it sounds like the which makes me wonder about your
rotting food is more of an issue than the emotional availability.”
The wormery is great. I love it. You put
food waste in there and the worms
help break it down. Yes, it’s a bit
worms themselves, and Cindy seems to
be very nonchalant about that.
Laura, 30
Is he being Often, but not always, people go for
unavailable people – however
subconsciously – if they want to keep a
disgusting: it’s not what most people
dream about, but it’s a slice of nature
on your balcony. And it’s good for the
The wormery is a nice idea in principle
but it’s not really working on the balcony
dishonest? relationship on a “fantasy” level. It
doesn’t seem as if your time together
has been about real, ordinary, boring
environment. of their flat post-lockdown. It seems like life. No wonder your relationship
We have always kept our food waste it’s hard work – which Cindy is not compares so unfavourably with that
in plastic boxes. The food has to be wholly committed to. with his wife. As Robinson pointed
quite rotten for the worms to eat, as Chris, 68 out: “This isn’t going to suddenly
they don’t have teeth, so when we kept become simpler if he leaves his wife.
the boxes inside, I’d wait for the food The wormery is Cindy’s hobby, and it You’d potentially be managing an
to become really mouldy before seems it’s only a mild inconvenience to aggrieved ex-wife and you’d be
putting it in the wormery. In the Leandra. The issue could be solved by stepmother to his young child.”
summer, as we had the windows open, getting a sealed outdoor compost bin for Robinson further noted: “Even if he
flies came in. So I started to put the the food scraps. I think by working were available, three months is a really
food straight outside. I agreed to
that change, but I don’t like to go on to
together to improve their balcony, and
making the wormery a fun feature, they
Ask short time to make a decision about a
life partner. We don’t really know
the balcony when it rains. I do try
to hide the mess so Leandra doesn’t
could both be happy.
Zoe, 35
Annalisa Barbieri someone yet; we’re still at that heady
hormonal rush stage. Especially if it’s
get annoyed. an affair, because you will have had
The worms have only broken free Cindy is guilty of instigating the less time together.”
once, so it isn’t a huge deal, but I can’t wormery and then failing to take I’ve been having an affair for three But there’s another thing to think
guarantee that it won’t happen again. responsibility for its conservancy. months with my co-worker, who is about beyond the dishonesty to his
One time Leandra got annoyed as she Nonetheless, with regard to Leandra’s married with a two-year-old. When it wife and, very probably, you too. “Do
was repotting a plant on the balcony anxiety about further escape attempts, began, I knew that men never leave you want,” asked Robinson, “to be
and found some worms in the soil, but worms are not known for their agility or the wife for the mistress, but I’ve with someone who deals with
they are good for the plants. ingenuity. It should be a fairly simple started seeing how strongly he feels problems by having an affair instead of
Worms eat the leftover food, then task to contain them. for me and I for him. working it through? People have
poop it out as a free source of high- Jon, 55 He says he’s always thinking about affairs for lots of reasons; it doesn’t
quality plant nutrients. The wormery me, cannot enjoy his time at home any always mean they want to leave their
doesn’t stink; it smells like the woods. I think the wormery was a lockdown longer, and just longs to be with me. main relationship.”
I like the scent. hobby that has outstayed its welcome. We finally had the talk a few days ago, You didn’t tell me your age. I’ve
I notice when the worms are While I love the creativity of the idea, and he said he cannot leave his wife seen many people waste time waiting
reproducing, and I like watching how something as disruptive as this needs right now as we’ve been seeing each for their married “partner” to make up
they act together to break down the passion from both parties to sustain it. other for too short a time (they’ve their minds, with the other person
food. I look at the fluctuation in their It sounds like it’s making Leandra been together for 11 years). He says he putting what they want on the back
activities, how they behave in anxious and resentful, and may have a is bored with her and wants to be with burner. What do you want? Was an
different temperatures. I was very sad negative impact on their relationship. me, but he can’t leave his daughter. unavailable, dishonest man on your
when loads of them died in the Rushda, 36 (I have made it clear I would never ask wish list? I’m sorry to sound harsh, but
heatwave this summer. The colony him to give her up.) it’s because I think you deserve more.
almost became extinct. I haven’t felt this strongly about I understand about finding yourself
I’ve already inspired one colleague anybody in a long time, but the fact somewhere you didn’t plan to be, but
to get a wormery. He gave me the idea THE VERDICT that he thinks three months is too you’re here and you’ve written to me.
for blending the scraps. It would Guilty Cindy can’t worm her way out of this 4 short a time to make a decision, and He won’t be in a rush to do anything as
increase the output of the colony if Not guilty The worms can stay 1 he’d rather stay in an unhappy he has the stability of his “boring”
Leandra would let me do that, but I marriage, makes me think he is not home life and the exciting mistress. I
understand why she sa id no. being honest with me. would get some distance if I were you
I think we both need to make an and remember this truth: if a man
effort if we want a nicer balcony, but I actually think him saying he hasn’t really wants to be with you, he will be.
the wormery has made it better. known you for long enough is the
Leandra would really like to get rid of You’ve heard the cases, honest bit. I think the rest of it shows If you would like advice from Annalisa
it, but you never know when the next now you decide ... some delusion on his part and yours. on a personal matter, please email
lockdown will be, so I think it’s Scan to vote on this week’s dispute, While of course there are exceptions, ask.annalisa@theguardian.com.
important to keep it. share your own, or be one of the jury experience has taught me to pay heed See theguardian.com/letters-terms
Whatever
disciplined character type, therefore
to be displayed whenever possible.
A statement sleeve is a bit like
T
here are flutes and there a balloon sleeve has most volume in
are trumpets. There are the middle, around the elbow,
milkmaids and bishops. tapering along the forearm. The
Anne Boleyn has skin in rounder, more balanced the shape, the
the name game, as does softer the effect. A fluted sleeve gets
FitzRoy Somerset, 1st Flute and bell sleeves are intriguing – a wider from top to bottom, while a bell
Baron Raglan. I’m talking about
sleeves. The statement sleeve has been
little less garden party and a bit more sleeve is slim from shoulder to elbow,
then widens to, well, a bell. The flute
the hardiest fashion silhouette of the
past decade. The swinging 60s had the
art gallery, if you know what I mean and the bell have a different vibe from
a puffed sleeve – a little more
miniskirt; now we have the mega- unexpected, a little more intriguing.
sleeve. Because there are endless (Anne Boleyn’s were fluted.) Are you
shapes and sizes of sleeve, it feels like following this? In short, a little less
a different look every season. garden party and bit more art gallery,
Shoulders were sharp a few years ago; if you know what I mean.
last year was all about puff. But what The statement sleeve is brilliantly
we have here is one overarching trend: easy to wear until you try and put on a
a statement sleeve has become a key jacket or a coat. The sausage-stuffed
detail that makes an outfit look modern. sensation of wearing bishop sleeves
Cast your mind back, and you will under a tailored coat would test the
recall a time before that when sleeves patience of, well, at least a bishop, if
were, well, arm-shaped, and their only not an actual saint.
notable detail was whether they were This is a fashion problem, and the
short or long. Long sleeves were what only solution to a fashion problem is a
you wore on cold days or if you didn’t
like your arms. Short sleeves were for
This is appropriate
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party, a bit more art text
gallery cramp your style. Since style is what
manifestation of a dynamic and highly this arms race is all about.
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to wing the line out even more, for that
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S
olid perfume is an If that seems too complicated, here’s
underrated marvel, and a simpler hack I use every day. Take a
the ingenious alternative very soft eyeliner pencil with a
to wrapping perfume smudger on the end, such as Victoria
bottles in socks, jumpers Beckham Satin Kajal Liner (£22), and
and plastic bags for travel. line the upper lashes. Then use the
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either dabbed on with fingertips or
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Jo Malone is all about pairing and Glossier’s You is among the best Bakelite-style travel compact is pricey
layering fragrances, but even if you’re fragrances of the past decade, and I at £48, but comes loaded with
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LIFESTYLE GARDENS
DO
THE
RIPE
THING
B
ack in spring, I moved with my family industry, volunteers chatted, odd litter was puzzled all of which provide spring blossom.
to the village of Overton in Hampshire. over, and volunteer Ken MacKenzie sharpened the Check pollination requirements, as
It happened that our arrival coincided Austrian scythe. Leading the group was orchard many apple and pear varieties require
with a May Day celebration in the custodian Emma Young, who, with her husband, compatible companions nearby to
village orchard. It was the ideal Steve, took on its management last year. “We have produce fruit. The vigour of a fruit tree
initiation: the sun shone, introductions an allotment and we love gardening, so it made depends on its rootstock: select to suit
with new neighbours were dusted with apple blossom, sense,” she says. “And it’s wonderful that our your plot size. The best time to plant
and our toddler joined others on an organised bug daughter can grow alongside the trees.” new fruit trees, particularly bare root
hunt, spotting insects hidden in the trees. Dedicated volunteers are essential, says Lewis – which is a cheaper and mormore
Like many community orchards, Overton’s is McNeill, London manager for the Orchard Project. effective option – is in late autumn.
ate autumn
situated on the edge of the village on council- “When people come to us, we’ll have an initial chat
managed land, an open patch bordering a housing to see if there are enough of them to take on a ‘James Grieve’
1
estate. It was conceived in 2012 by members of Overton long-term project. We offer leader training, which apple
Biodiversity Society to promote seasonal, local food covers key maintenance and aftercare tasks – new The all-rounder
and provide an inviting space for people and wildlife. trees will really struggle otherwise.” dessert apple: good
d
There was a consultation with neighbours, terms of After checking land ownership, assessing site and for eating, cooking,
ng,
maintenance were agreed with the council, and across soil, and working up an orchard design, the charity juicing and cider-making.
king.
two planting sessions 20 fruit trees were planted, assists with a winter planting day, when the trees are Gorgeous blossom.
staked and mulched by more than 50 volunteers. leafless and dormant. However, because of the climate
A decade on, the trees are maturing and this crisis, this dormancy period is changing. “Autumn is ‘Howgate
2
autumn apples hang from laden branches: ripening coming later and spring earlier,” McNeill says. To Wonder’ apple
russets, falstaffs and cooking costards, many ready combat this, they are planting trees better able to A self-fertile, large-
to harvest. There are dessert pears, cherries and cope with increasing heat and drought. “In London, fruited cooking apple e
damsons, too, trees selected not only for the quality with its microclimate, we’ve been successfully and a good nectar
of their fruit but as sources of nectar for pollinators. planting apricot and fig varieties for years and, more source for bees.
Not every village is as fortunate as Overton, recently, pomegranates and persimmons,” he says.
however. Earlier this year, the National Trust The planting days are a celebration, with ‘Victoria’
a’ plum
3
reported that 80% of England and Wales’s small volunteers often bringing food and mulled apple Reliable,
traditional orchards, regarded as particularly juice to fortify them for the heavy lifting. “People heritage-variety
ty
important for flora and fauna, have been lost since think about the fruits first,” McNeill says, “but the plum with sweet,et,
1900. The decline is attributed to neglect, urban real value comes from the connection to each other purple-yellow
development and agricultural modernisation. and to nature, at a time when we’ve got so much lack summer fruit.
Unlike commercial fruit farms, traditional of wellbeing, so many mental health issues.”
orchards are defined by their low-intensity As we packed away tools at Overton orchard, Black mulberry
err
rry
4
management and typically feature a mix of tree Emma Young said she viewed the project as an An ancient
types. Though small in scale, they are worth far investment. “Imagine what it’s going to look like in orchard staple with
more than the sum of their apples: they are 50 years. Whatever developments there are in the bountiful blood-red
community spaces and, according to the Woodland future, this will still be here for everybody. That’s fruit. Attractive to
Trust, provide the perfect habitat for a surprisingly what I’m really excited about.” insects and birds.
diverse range of wildlife. A traditional orchard can
support 1,800 species of plant, fungi and animal. ‘Stella’ cherry
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Thankfully, there are signs of regrowth. In an age A self-fertile and
d
when locally sourced food and tree planting are sweet-fruiting cherry y
increasingly valued, community orchards are bearing white
making a comeback. The National Trust recently blossom in spring.
vowed to plant four million fruit trees, and is also
establishing new traditional orchards across its sites. For information on
And the Orchard Project – a charity that assists in the starting a community
ty
establishment and restoration of community orchard, visit
orchards – aims to have one within walking distance theorchardproject.org.uk
of every household in the UK’s towns and cities.
Since its formation in 2009, the charity has Volunteer Ken MacKenzie
planted and cared for more than 540 such spaces. I at Overton orchard, far
signed up as a volunteer and recently attended my left, where the trees
first maintenance session, trimming overgrown include the sweet plum,
hedges, clearing grass from the base of trees and in the foreground, left,
raking cuttings. Against a backdrop of cheerful and crab apple, top
your money
about £745pp, departing mid- stay, trawl bargain sites such as
December on a self-drive holiday Igluski.com, which has a page on rail
including a Eurotunnel ticket. travel packages. We found seven nights
January bargains with Ski self-catering at Residence Cybele in
Weekends (skiweekends.com) Brides Les Bains – part of Trois Vallées
included four nights half-board at and linked to Méribel and Courchevel
Hotel les Fleurs in Morzine, with – for £639pp in January, or £682pp in
transfers from Geneva airport March, including Eurostar from
(connected to the railway station) for London, transfers and six-day lift pass.
Words: Gemma Bowes £330pp. Even the fancier places can Other sites let you search for
offer good value at the slushier end of accommodation and lift-pass combos,
the year. In La Plagne in France’s such as weski.co.uk and sunweb.co.
Paradiski ski area, we spied seven uk. We found bargains such as four
nights self-catering at White Pearl days B&B at Hotel Bel Horizon in
Lodge and Spa, with indoor pool, gym high-altitude Val Thorens from
and spa, from £970pp, including train £199pp, including lift pass, departing
from London to Moutiers, transfers mid-November.
short of thrills, with 23 resorts and high slopes from £672 in March (take the The cheapest Eurostar fares are
peaks topping out at 2,877m on the Pic train to Salzburg or Ljubljana). found by booking far in advance (there
du Midi, where a 1,000m descent is one If you’re up for a cultural adventure, are still some evening departures for
of the best runs among 100km of pistes consider an off-beat ski destination February half-term from £49.50 each
in the Grand Tourmalet ski area (six-day such as Parnassos in Greece (lift pass way – see seat61.com for how to get to
lift pass €261). The tourist board website €20 a day, parnassos-ski.gr), 2½ hours’ the mountains by rail). The cheapest
(n-py.com) offers basic apartments drive from Athens and close to Delphi, Eurotunnel crossings are usually very
from €300 for seven nights self- with 17 lifts, 23 runs and enough fun early or late in the day; and compare
catering sleeping seven at the Mongie skiing to satisfy the urge. There is also ferry prices at directferries.co.uk.
Tourmalet Residence in La Mongie, a interest building in Bosnia, where a Snow Express (snowexpress.co.uk)
resort connected to spa town Barèges. package with Ski Sarajevo (ski- offers overnight coach transfers to 40
Lourdes TGV station is 30 miles away. sarajevo.com), including six nights French resorts from London and
With low VAT and no sales tax, half-board at the Jahorina mountain Folkestone for £199pp return, including
Andorra is also a bargain bet for snowy resort and one night at a B&B in luggage and skis, departing Friday
peaks. A discount package to Arinsal Sarajevo, costs from €649pp, departing evening and arriving the next day.
with Snowboard Coach offers seven 11 February, including a five-day
nights half-board from £699pp lift-pass and transfers from Dubrovnik. Prices correct at time of going to press
Take the
high slope
Nevis Range
Glenshee
Fort William
Glencoe 30 miles
T
ake a right from the top lochans and ringed by rolling hills. Highland views, the local humour, the there’s Glencoe, where a new chairlift
lift at Glencoe Mountain This is a glen hailed in guidebooks cosy pubs and the whisky stops. will almost double capacity this
Resort and you will – and one that snowboarders and I’d decided to drive up to Glencoe season, and the White Corries cafe
quickly be confronted skiers in the UK can access in the for the day from Edinburgh after a is now up and running after the
with one of the greatest atmospheric glimmer of winter at a friend sent a flurry of envy-inducing previous one burned down on
views in Scottish skiing. fraction of what they would pay for a photographs the weekend before, Christmas Day 2019.
The rugged bulk of Buachaille Etive trip to the Alps or North America showing bluebird conditions and The resorts can be reached within
Mòr, often called Scotland’s most (weekday lift pass £30, £35 weekends), perfect snow. Lowlands turned to a two-hour drive of Aviemore, so it’s
beautiful mountain, overlooks the making it a budget option – with a Highlands after I passed Loch Lomond feasible to base yourself there and
deep valley of Glencoe, just around the much lower carbon footprint, too. – and the snow conditions had decide where to go depending on the
corner from the “007 Skyfall road”. Admittedly, the snow conditions thankfully held, too. I spent the day on snow conditions that day.
The panorama then leads past the are unpredictable, and before getting rugged red and mellow blue runs with Glencoe is perhaps the most
Devil’s Staircase, on the West to those outstanding views at the top views so beautiful I could almost hear beautiful. The uplift soars over frozen
Highland Way walking route, and of Glencoe last season, I did have to the Visit Scotland violins. And the odd waterfalls, and on the other side of the
round to Rannoch Moor, one of take a fair few gusts of hail to the face. spot of icy rain? Well, it was just resort to Buachaille Etive Mòr – a
Europe’s great wildernesses, a But this is Scotland, and the weather is another reminder that a hot chocolate jagged pyramid of a mountain, like a
sprawling peat moor dotted with as much a part of the experience as the stop is never a bad idea. child would draw – is Flypaper, the
“The advice we always give is to UK’s steepest in-boundary ski run, and
come slightly later in the season,” says the excellent Spring Run red piste.
Andy Meldrum, managing director of “You often have your own
Glencoe Mountain. “In December and playground,” says Meldrum. “It’s nice
I S A B E L L E E R B A C H E R ; S N O W S P O R T S C O T L A N D; S T U A R T K E N N Y
January it can be quite wild. By late and quiet, and we don’t piste over
February, the weather tends to have there, so it can feel like you’re skiing in
settled, and we usually ski right the backcountry when you’re really
through to the end of April.” still in-bounds.”
There are five main ski resorts in On the way to the Spring Run is a
Scotland. The Cairngorms are home to sign saying “expert skiers only”: it’s
Cairngorm Mountain, where pistes covered in stickers and appears to be
looking back over Loch Morlich and being slowly blown over by decades on
Caledonian forest are easily accessed a mountaintop. Perhaps this does put
from Aviemore. Then there’s Glenshee, some off, because the run is often
Scotland’s largest resort, with around empty, leaving plenty of space to
40km of pistes, and the Lecht, a great speed down the steep, scenic slope. On
option for families and beginners. Flypaper though, it’s safest to ignore
On the west coast, the Nevis Range, the views – because you’ll be staring
is on Aonach Mor, a mountain down a formidable 40-degree piste.
neighbouring Ben Nevis and home to Safely navigated, both of these runs
Scotland’s only ski gondola. Then connect back to the gentle blue and
green runs lower in the resort, plus the while from Aviemore, you can visit finding that day. “You can get Aviemore local who works for active
main lifts and the mountain cafe. reindeer herds, stroll the Frank Bruce champagne powder, but you can also travel operator Wilderness Scotland,
Where skiing in Scotland perhaps Sculpture Trail in Glenfeshie or catch get heather and granite,” he laughs. and who found a new love for ski
struggles is when making an apples- traditional music in a cosy pub. “That’s the charm. It’s just having the touring during the pandemic. “But it’s
and-oranges comparison between it The Scottish weather tends to bring patience, adaptability and flexibility – not all about the downhill. It’s about
and the mega-resorts of Europe and out the inner philosopher. Some say because all of that variability comes the journey across wild landscapes,
North America. that to get the most out of skiing here, with a lot of opportunity, too.” seeing wildlife as you go, and skiing
Scott Simon, CEO of Snowsport you have to be an optimist. “Have An increasing number of skiers sections nobody has skied before.”
Scotland, says: “There’s maybe an numerous plan As, and then pick out would say the best of those Images of Scottish touring in recent
expectation, if you’re coming from the the best one according to the weather,” opportunities lie off-piste. The past years – puff y powder, blanket-white
south of England, that you’re going to says Simon. Others say that to few years have seen a huge boom in ski mountain ranges or lines of snow
be getting a Val d’Isère or a Whistler or complain about the unpredictability of touring in Scotland, a discipline which snaking down otherwise grassy
a Colorado experience. And you’re not. the conditions in Scotland in winter is involves walking up the mountain on Highland views – ooze adventure, and
You’re going to get a Scottish to miss the beauty of the mountains skis with special bindings and “skins” have confirmed to many what long-
experience – socially, culturally, themselves. As Nan Shepherd wrote of – strips that allow your skis to grip time skiers in Scotland already knew
environmentally, and certainly from a the Cairngorms: “The mysteries are in while going uphill. At the top, you take – that this remains a country seriously
weather perspective.” its movements.” the skins off, clip back in and descend. underrated in terms of skiing terrain,
Indeed, one of the most common There is one mantra that all Scottish Earning your turns can be a lot of even if some will blindly dismiss it.
pieces of advice for those heading skiers have uttered at one time or work, but it also means your route is The skiing in Scotland is as good as
north is to stay flexible, and ski as part another, though, and which Simon not decided by where the lifts run. You anywhere in the world. And when the
of a wider Highland holiday. Nevis proffers now: “On its day, it absolutely can go wherever the snow is. weather does intervene? Well, the
Range is just round the corner from stands up there with anywhere in the “It makes you respect the lifts a lot whisky distilleries are never cosier
the Ben Nevis Distillery, for example, world.” The problem, he adds, is just more,” says Russell Murray, an than on a wet and wild winter day.
T
he canal boat drifted his work in joining the rivers Severn,
gently across the sky, Dee and Mersey by canal would
A483
Chirk tunnel
Start/end of walk
1 mile
Chirk
that many others were involved. The aqueducts had been seen as desirable, trail along the spectacular Eglwyseg uncluttered yet cosy atmosphere.
towpath curves through a second, but impossible. The consensus was escarpment, well known to botanists The pub can be spotted a long way
shorter tunnel before it crosses an that the weight of water would for its unique species of tree, the away by the addition of a spectacular
earlier, even more ambitious feat of destabilise any structure beneath. Llangollen Whitebeam, not discovered mural artwork by canalboat artist Alan
engineering, Offa’s Dyke, which is Then in 1793, Benjamin Outram until the 1950s. After three miles, Baillie on the east-facing gable end.
signposted. devised and built a short canal there is an opportunity to turn left Whether Telford himself enjoyed a
Look out for the line of trees aqueduct using cast iron. down to Castell Dinas Brân, an iron age pint of Three Tuns in the bar is
following a low embankment that Telford followed suit. At Pontcysyllte, hillfort with 13th-century ruins too, unknown, but in 1995 Luciano
drops down to meet the canal on the he made the 18 viaduct arches hollow then into Llangollen. Pavarotti did visit while attending the
far side from the towpath. We know to save weight, then mixed ox blood If there’s time, visit Plas Newydd nearby Eisteddfod. On entering, he
why Telford built the canal – to into the cement to add strength. The cottage, a gothic fantasy house created heard the Froncysyllte Choir
transport limestone and iron ore – but result is something both sturdy and by Eleanor Butler and Sarah Ponsonby practising in the next bar and
the purpose of King Offa’s equally graceful. It’s also vertiginously high in Regency times, their relationship famously joined in. It’s that sort of
massive project remains a mystery. and quite narrow: if you think canal reputedly an inspiration to Anne Lister place: friendly and relaxed.
At Froncysyllte there is a small walks are generally low-key and – “Gentleman Jack”– who came to There’s a terrace too, overlooking
bridge and there is now a towpath on unadventurous, you will reconsider visit, as did Byron, Shelley and the the canal and aqueduct. Food always
both sides as you approach the climax: after this. Duke of Wellington. From here, head includes vegetarian options and
Pontcysyllte (pronounced Pont-cuss- At the north end of the aqueduct, back to the towpath and walk east sharing plates. The steaks are from
uch-tay). After the opening of the first there is a choice. Sturdy walkers can back along the canal. Welsh Black cattle reared in the hills
canal, the Bridgewater, in 1761, continue, heading up the Offa’s Dyke Alternatively, when you have around the village.
crossed the aqueduct, follow the B5434 On Facebook
road down to the River Dee, where the
17th-century stone Cysylltau bridge
gives a great view of the aqueduct. Where to stay
Continue up the road and turn right at The Aqueduct Inn will be opening
the top for the Aqueduct Inn. three new upstairs bedrooms in
spring next year, the pick of which
faces north across the Dee valley to
The pub the aqueduct. With oak beams and
Construction of the aqueduct was, no sills, stone features and lemon-yellow
doubt, a thirsty business and after a walls, the rooms will have a fresh
day’s work the builders would step up light atmosphere and smart new
the hill to the nearest establishment. shower rooms.
There had been an inn on the spot for For those walking on up the Offa’s
a long time, but a new name, The Dyke path, the Llangollen Hostel has
Aqueduct, was soon adopted. Nick cheerful, simple rooms from £43 a
Edwards and partner Teresa bought night, plus lots of books, games and a
the place in 2016 and have finally piano in the lounge. Visitors can make
(after an extended pandemic pause), their own breakfast in the kitchen.
refurbished it, bringing in an llangollenhostel.co.uk
Green space
Deauville is dominated by its immense
beach, with few green spaces in the
centre. But verdant countryside is
easily accessible by bike routes. A gem
near the hamlet of Bénerville-sur-Mer,
just three miles away, is Parc Calouste
Gulbenkian. It was bought by the
Armenian art collector in 1937 as his
private sanctuary, and given to
Deauville in 1973. With flower gardens,
lawns and orchards, it is the ideal place
for reading a book, quiet meditation or
a picnic. In midsummer, the park is a
A local’s
It’s a wonderfully serene place. haven of peace, with hardly a soul.
Food Once away from the crowds, there’s
For a town of barely 4,000 inhabitants, also serenity to be had on Deauville’s
guide to
Deauville has a pretty sophisticated famous boardwalk, Les Planches. The Nightlife
dining scene, thanks to the weekend way the light changes through the day Whether you gamble or not, take a
influx of Parisians and the tourists here attracted impressionist painters stroll through Deauville’s Casino, with
drawn here for the horseracing, polo including Monet and Boudin. Time its Grande Salle filled with roulette
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9 10
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scientists have struggled Victoria Cross?
14
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20 21 22
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