Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Henry Blaha
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~A~
Anon
Anon
Anon
“To play rugby league, you need three things: a good pass,
a good tackle and a good excuse”
Anon
~B~
Henry Blaha
Stephen Ball
Phil Bennett
“If you can’t take a punch, you should play table tennis”
Gordon Brown
‘That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before
it which was identical”
Tony Brown
Richard Burton
~C~
Victor Cahn
David Campese
“Do that again, son, and you will live up to your name”
Gareth Chilcott
Geoff Cooke
Peter Cook
Alfred E. Crawley
~D~
Tom David
“We’ve lost seven of our last eight matches. The only team
that we’ve beaten was Western Samoa. Good job we didn’t
play the whole of Samoa”
Gareth Davies
“I think you enjoy the game more if you don’t know the
rules. Anyway, you’re on the same wavelength as the
referees”
Vemon Davies
On his son Huw’s decision to play for England
John Dickenson
~E~
Nick England
“Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a
propensity for running into and bleeding all over each
other”
Peter FitzSimons
Peter FitzSimons
Peter FitzSimons
“Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a
propensity for running into and bleeding all over each
other”
Peter FitzSimons
~G~
Clarrie Gibbons
C.M.H. Gibson
“I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one
thing I did have was the most effective backside in world
rugby”
Jim Glennon
“The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting
harder and harder, watching oafs getting muddier and
muddier”
Virginia Graham
“You’ve got to get your first tackle in early, even if it’s late”
Ray Gravell
Michael Green
Michael Green
‘The Art of Coarse Rugby’, 1960
~H~
Adrian Hadley
Gavin Hastings
On Jonah Lomu
John Hopkins
Damian Hopley
~I~
“The Holy Writ of Gloucester Rugby Club demands: first, that
the forwards shall win the ball; second, that the forwards
shall keep the ball; and third, that the backs shall buy the
beer”
Doug Ibbotson
~J~
“The one-handed palmer can always reach higher, they say.
They may be right, but the result is that nearly every line-
out is like a tropical island all waving palms”
Martin Johnson
~K~
“You can go to the end of time, the last World Cup in the
history of mankind, and the All Blacks will be favourites for
it”
Phil Kearns
Chris Laidlaw
Chris Laidlaw
Dennis LaLanne
Graham Lowe
~M~
Chris Masoe
Doc Mayhew
Ewan McKenzie
Joe McPartlin
Nigel Mellville
Andrew Mehrtens
After the All Blacks lost to the French in the 1999 Rugby
World Cup
Murray: “No”
Murray Mexted
Murray Mexted
“He scored that try after only 22 seconds, totally against the
run of play”
Murray Mexted
Murray Mexted
“I don’t like these new rules because your first instinct when
you see a man on the ground is to go down on him”
Murray Mexted
Murray Mexted
Murray Mexted
“I would not say he is the best left winger in the Super 14,
but there are none better”
Murray Mexted
On Rico Gear
Murray Mexted
Murray Mexted
Murray Mexted
Murray Mexted
Murray Mexted
Murray Mexted
Brian Moore
~N~
Ma Nonu
Bob Norster
~O~
“Hit me! Look at me, I’m huge! How could you miss me?”
Anton Oliver
Tom O’Reilly
~P~
Peter Pook
~R~
“I think Brian Moore’s gnashers are the kind you get from a
DIY shop and hammer in yourself. He is the only player we
have who looks like a French forward”
Paul Randall
“The only hope for the England rugby union team is to play
it all for laughs. It would pack them in if the public address
system at Twickenham was turned up full blast to record the
laughs at every inept bit of passing, kicking or tackling. The
nation would be in fits . . . and on telly the BBC would not
need a commentator but just a tape of that Laughing
Policeman, turning it loud at the most hilarious bits”
Jim Rivers
Jean-Pierre Rives
Derek Robinson
J. W. Robinson
Johan le Roux
Elizabeth Taylor
Joe Theismann
Gwyn Thomas
~U~
“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father”
Tana Umaga
~V~
“I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for
thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said,
well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can’t
trust ‘em”
Jim Valvano
~W~
Mike Watkins
Colin Welland
Oscar Wilde
“I like to think I play rugby as it should be played. There are
no yellow or red cards in my collection but I cannot say I’m
an angel”
Jonny Wilkinson
Dudley Wood
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