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applesauce
JOHANNA HURWITZ
in school —
especially with a
nickname like Applesauce!
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Hu^v^/itz, Johanna
Aldo Applesauce
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ALDO APPLESAUCE
night.
For the first few days, everything that Aldo does seems
only to make his classmates laugh at him. The single
friendly person DeDe, the odd girl who always wears a
is
Aldo Applesauce
Aldo Ice Cream
Aldo Peanut Butter
Busybody Nora
E is for Elisa
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Johanna Hurwitz
ILLUSTRATED BY JOHN WALLNER
Puffin Books
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2 Off to School 19
The House
on Hillside La
The bed was his old one, but the bedroom was
new. This morning the Sossi family had moved
from New York City to Woodside, New Jersey.
There were so many thoughts jumping about
in Aldo's head that he couldn't relax and go to
il
swered. ''It's not exactly the middle of the
year/'
But for the Sossi children, Elaine and Karen
and Aldo, the year seemed to begin when
school opened in September. Having their
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actually on level ground. The real address was
17 Hillside Lane. La was an abbreviation, and
all the street signs they passed used the short
form: Forest La, Maple La, Cherry La, and
finally their own Hillside La.
''Quelle maisonV shouted Elaine, when the
car stopped. She was studying French this year
at school, and she liked to use French words
whenever she could. Mrs. Sossi had studied
French years ago but had forgotten it all. So
no one could be sure what Elaine was saying,
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animals, and he had wanted a dog for as long
as he could remember.
"I don't know. Let's wait and how
see
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furnace and a washing machine and a dryer.
He investigated the attic, which had nothing
in it but dust and old spider webs.
Mrs. Sossi was mentally moving all their
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Now the noise was like the scary sound effects
they used on television or in the movies.
Something landed with a thud on Aldo's bed.
But even though it was too dark to see, he
knew what it was and he wasn't frightened.
Either Peabody or Poughkeepsie had come
to sleep on his bed. Aldo wished he could see
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CHAPTER TWO
Off to School
Ml
hen Aldo opened the front door of their
19
if it worked or not, but if ever he needed luck,
this was the day.
'*Oh, Aldo! Are you still playing that baby
game?" Elaine said to her brother scornfully.
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with all the teachers' names as his mother ex-
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Aide's mother started to bend down to kiss
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he had dreaded most. The secretary whispered
to Mrs. Moss, and Aldo tried to look at the
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CHAPTER THREE
A Fuss
in the Lunchroom
26
in the class. Also a Michael, two Davids, and
two Peters. Aldo had never been in a class with
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Mrs. Moss repeated the question, but Aldo
still didn't hear. He turned a bright red as
he heard the whispered voice chanting, "Oh,
no, Aldo. Oh, no, Aldo.'*
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by Mrs. Moss. The class marched down the
hall in an orderly line, but as they reached
the lunchroom door, the line suddenly broke.
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pulled it off and put it in her pocket. No one
else seemed to think she was strange, and that
in itself was the strangest thing of all, thought
Aldo.
He opened his lunch box and removed his
sandwich. Peanut butter. He almost always
had peanut butter.
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didn't. She was the only person in the whole
school who had bothered talking to him, and
he was afraid of making her angry.
"What's a vegetarian?" DeDe asked.
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with a layer three feet thick/' said Aldo. ''She
said that I was probably responsible for one
of those layers all by myself/'
DeDe giggled. *'I like animals too/' she
said. "I have a dog. She's a cocker spaniel.
Her name is Cookie/'
'*!
have two cats/' said Aldo. "Peabody and
Poughkeepsie."
Aldo reached into his lunch box and took
out a little plastic container and a plastic
spoon. He opened the container and started
to eat the applesauce in it.
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"Applesauce/' shouted someone else. "Ap-
plesauce/'
Aldo bent down to try and wipe up the
mess with a napkin. His face and ears were
red with embarrassment. All around him there
were shouts and laughter.
"Aldo Sossi spilled his applesaucey."
"Applesauce. Applesauce."
And then, just as sure as his name was Aldo
Sossi, Aldo knew that he had been given a
nickname and he hated it: Applesauce.
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CHAPTER FOUR
*
that
uckily for Aldo, the parent aides decided
it was too cold for the children to go
outside after lunch. So everyone was herded
into the auditorium, and they were shown
some Popeye movies. DeDe said that she had
seen the movies about 700 times already since
she was in first grade. Every time it rained or
snowed the children at the Woodside School
were shown a Popeye movie instead of having
outdoor recess, and the school owned only six
different ones.
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darkened auditorium and do nothing. Any-
thing would have been better than trying to
when everyone was calling
join in at recess
him Applesauce. Today was Friday. Maybe
by Monday morning they would have for-
gotten. Then he could start all over again.
Aldo had thought nothing else bad could
happen that day. But it did. During the after-
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He rushed home passing Forest La, Maple
La, and Cherry La until he reached Hillside.
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the doorstep for a long time before he ven-
tured into the front yard. There were little
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trees. He was sure the yard would be full of
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CHAPTER FIVE
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sandwich. "No peanut butter," he said, biting
into his cheese.
''Hey, Applesauce, where's your sauce?"
asked a boy at the next table. He wasn't even
in Aldo's class, but the name had spread. In
the morning when he arrived at school, a
couple of boys had greeted him with the name.
Aldo hoped the habit would wear off with
time.
"Tell me about your dog," he asked DeDe,
to change the subject.
"Well," said DeDe, removing her mous-
tache, "I've had her for a year. And I'm teach-
ing her tricks. I'm teaching her to cross only
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of the lunchroom. Aldo watched in amaze-
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"Then eat it!" she said, handing the egg to
Aldo.
The shell was cracked and dirty from all
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'Tou must," she pleaded. 'I've got a plan/'
"Then you bring one, if you want it," said
Aldo.
*'You must," DeDe whispered urgently.
Aldo turned in his chair and pretended to
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her, he wouldn't have gotten stuck with that
stupid nickname. Now she was hatching a
new scheme to mortify him using eggs.
*'Trust me," said DeDe. ''Aren't I your
friend?"
Aldo looked at DeDe. He knew she hadn't
meant to knock the applesauce down. It was
an accident. He was glad that DeDe con-
sidered herself to be his friend.
"OK," he agreed. "I'll bring an egg tomor-
row." Yet afterward, walking home toward
Hillside Lane, Aldo felt he had consented too
quickly. He should have said that he would
bring an egg to school only on condition that
she explain why she wore her silly moustache.
Aldo was beginning to get used to it like the
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''What's the matter with you?" asked Aldo.
"Do you want someone to grab it again?"
'Tes!" DeDe grinned.
Sure enough, the boy at the next table again
made a grab for the egg and threw it to one
of his friends. The egg passed through at least
cracked oval.
"Yes, but I didn't throw it," said Aldo.
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the afternoon, when they were working in
committees on an art project and she could
easily have spoken, DeDe said nothing. But
when school let out, she followed closely be-
hind Aldo.
** Bring another egg tomorrow,*' she said
softly under her moustache.
"Never!" said Aldo.
*Tou must!" said DeDe.
''That's what you said yesterday," said Aldo,
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Aldo had not wanted to sit next to DeDe
today, but there was no other vacant seat. He
to ask.
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as if raw eggs flew through the air every day.
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CHAPTER SIX
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finishing the cereal Karen and his mother
walked into the kitchen with brown grocery
bags in their arms.
"If you're finished eating, you can help us
unload the car," said Mrs. Sossi. **We bought
enough food to feed an army, but in this
day long.
*ls there anything else we could give the
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was. Maybe next week,'* she said, seeing her
son's disappointed face.
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know if they actually thought they were eating
worms or not. It didn't matter. He had once
read that a bird must eat an amount equal to
its weight every day to stay alive. They had
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day's quota of food. He took the jar from the
garbage pail, and for the third time in the
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stand why he cared about the birds. Instead,
he counted them. There were fourteen, all
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CHAPTER SEVEN
Settling In
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ing with a boy named Keichi in Japan and a
girl named Iris in England. Elaine had in-
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Mr. Sossi was preoccupied with his new job.
Actually, he was working for the same com-
pany, but he had been transferred to another
division in another location, and so the job
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Hayden planetarium in New York on a char-
tered bus with his new class, and it was very
interesting. Aldo wondered if there were ani-
morrow?" he invited.
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day. You had to put on special sneakers that
you rented from the bowling alley, even if you
were already wearing your own sneakers. They
cost thirty-five cents. Then you had to try and
roll a heavy ball and hit the pins. Aldo hit a
few. A very few. His total score for the first
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I got ninety. That's very good for a kid my
size/'
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the other kids in his class. He bet she wouldn't
waste time doing something as silly as bowling.
He wondered what she was doing today in-
stead.
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5. M /- K*
CHAPTER EIGHT
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been in his new fourth-grade class. Maybe
Frank wanted to be his friend. Maybe he liked
him very much even though Aldo hadn't no-
ticed any special friendliness yet.
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Frank's house. ''He's called Red," Aldo ex-
plained to his father. 'It's because his last
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Aldo saw another boy from his class walking
toward the front steps of the house, and so
he quickly opened the car door. Entering a
strange house with someone else was easier
over.*'
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say "no thank you/' if he was offered anything
that he wouldn't eat. Most days it wasn't so
hard to be a vegetarian, but Aldo had a feel-
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him at all. Red's father walked around the
table, putting a hamburger in a bun on each
plate. Red's mother walked around the table
putting some chips on each plate. At least
Aldo could eat them. He tried to look as if
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"No, thank you," said Aldo. "rm not very
hungry."
**He only eats applesauce," said Michael.
Everyone laughed, and Aldo felt his ears and
face growing red.
"That's Aldo Applesauce," said Red to his
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cept at Red's dining-room table. He would
rather have been at school or in a doctor's
waiting room or in the dentist's chair. Any-
where would have been better than here where
he was the center of attention and everyone
was calling him Applesauce and laughing at
him.
When the cake was served, Mrs. Rudolph
gave him an extra large slice because she was
worried that he would go home hungry. Aldo's
stomach was still flipping about from the
business over the hamburgers and the hot
dogs, so he wasn't even hungry for cake with
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Rudolph no longer knew
the presents, Frank
or cared who gave him what. Aldo was re-
lieved to see that he had received another
model kit— for a submarine. At least no one
could say his was a stupid present.
The rest of the party was spent in the dark.
Mr. Rudolph had rented a motion-picture
projector, and he showed the old version of
King Kong, which he had also rented. Every-
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many boys and not being singled out. Soon
the party would be over, and his father would
take him home.
"Move over, Applesauce," said one of the
boys. "I can't see.''
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Whatever it was, thought Aldo, it couldn't
be as bad as Applesauce.
Mr. Sossi started to laugh. '1 hadn't thought
about it in years," he said. ''And I was lucky
to have escaped. Do you want to make a
guess?"
Aldo Sossi, alias Applesauce, shook his head.
He had no ideas. There was nothing, he
thought, that could compare with Applesauce.
"Well," said his father, 'with a name like
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CHAPTER NINE
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And so the weeks passed, and although they
sat side by side in the classroom and in the
lunchroom, Aldo didn't really know DeDe
any better than before. She was often pre-
occupied, and sometimes she seemed quite
sad. Aldo felt bad that she was unhappy, but
he didn't know what to do about it. He still
friend.
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she sprinkled soap powder on top of every-
thing, and Peabody came leaping out of the
machine, startling Aldo's mother. The cat
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"Nothing," said Aldo. '*Do you want to
come over to my house to play? You can see
my cats."
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His mother gave him an apple and then asked
him to help peel the potatoes for supper.
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got washed away/' He held up his smudged
hand.
''There is an invention called paper," said
Elaine. ''Even a kid in fourth grade should
have heard of that." But as she spoke, she
name?"
"Rawson," said Aldo.
to you."
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doesn't really have a telephone number at
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CHAPTER TEN
be angry because he
He
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school she was taking a course called Teen
Action. It was a fancy name for cooking, and
although Karen had never shown any par-
ticular interest in the affairs of the kitchen,
meal-raisin-nut cookies.
"Here's a good recipe," she said now, show-
ing a page to her mother.
**You could make that, if you want," said
Mrs. Sossi. 'It looks interesting and not too
hard. I don't have any dessert in the house
for the weekend. Only I don't have any apple-
sauce." She looked at Aldo walking restlessly
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supermarket and buying a jar of applesauce
so Karen can make this cake for all of us?'*
Aldo winced at the word applesauce. But
he could not think of any excuse to stay home,
and so he took the dollar that his mother
handed him and put on his winter jacket.
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DeDe standing by the curb. She was wearing
her moustache.
"Hi," Aldo said, grinning at her from un-
derneath his moustache. '1 bought one too."
"It isn't funny," said DeDe.
"Who says you're the only one who can
wear a moustache?" demanded Aldo.
"Why didn't you call me? You said you
would," DeDe asked, pulling her moustache
off and putting it in her pocket.
"I know," said Aldo. "But I washed my
hands and your number came off."
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laugh," he protested. ''How come you wear
that moustache all the time? Girls don't wear
moustaches."
**So what!" said DeDe. "It's my business. I
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CHAPTER ELEVEN
Applesauce Cake
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preparations involved meat or fish. Although
he was a vegetarian, he had not yet persuaded
anyone else in his family to abandon the eat-
Aldo asked.
Karen greased the baking pan as she had
been taught at school. Then she poured the
batter into it and put the pan in the oven.
*'The cake should be ready in forty-five min-
utes,'* she said, smiling proudly. ''Then you
can both have a piece."
Aldo and DeDe went to find Peabody and
Poughkeepsie. They sat on the living-room
rug, and each of them stroked one of the cats.
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'Tou do?" asked DeDe. "You're a dodo.
It's great. Lots of kids would be glad to have
not teasing.
They went into the kitchen to watch Karen
take the cake from the oven. Some of the
batter had risen above the top of the pan.
Some of it had dropped out onto the bottom
of the oven. The top of the cake was all
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burned section of the cake and eat the rest of
can.
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red. Still, she was already holding a new cook-
book and beginning to study it.
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save the peanuts to feed the squirrels another
day when they hadn't been served a burned
cake for their lunch.
As for the moustache, he guessed he
wouldn't wear it again unless he needed it
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CHAPTER TWELVE
At DeDe's House
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Maybe she belonged to some special religion
that required moustaches, the way Daniel
Levy in his old class used to wear a little round
cap to cover the top of his head. By visiting
at DeDe's house, Aldo hoped to discover the
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eyes. Aldo decided that if he had seen her in
a room full of parents he would not have
matched her up with DeDe. Some kids were
just small-sized versions of their parents.
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''We have to, or else she drives us crazy with
her begging. You'd think we never fed her at
all," said DeDe. ''She comes to the table and
whines and whines."
"Or else she puts her head right into your
lap while you're eating," said DeDe's mother.
Mrs. Rawson served plates of spaghetti to
the children. Aldo could see that DeDe had
told her mother about him. There were no
meatballs in the sauce. Aldo reached for his
plate as Mrs. Rawson slid it to him across the
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ment door. Instantly, Cookie was leaping into
the room. With a single motion, the dog
gulped up the food from the floor. And within
seconds, no one could have said where the
spaghetti had fallen.
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animal. It was a wig that had been left by the
people who stayed in the room before us."
'1 guess you could say she killed the wig.
really funny."
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He was sure that Peabody and Poughkeepsie
could also learn to like a dog.
Back in the house, Aldo again asked DeDe
about the photograph of Cookie with the wig.
DeDe took out an album and showed Aldo.
Across the page from the picture of Cookie
was a man who strongly resembled DeDe.
'Is this your father?" he asked. The man
had the same dark hair and eyes as DeDe.
"Yes," said DeDe. "But he doesn't look like
that anymore."
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"Yes," said DeDe softly. "If I didn't wear
anymore."
"What does your mother say?" Aldo asked.
He was confused about the connection be-
tween the divorce and the moustache. He
couldn't imagine his sister Elaine, who also
one.
"My mother hates it when I wear the mous-
tache," said DeDe. "But she had a conference
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ril just wear my old one." As she spoke, DeDe
reached into the pocket of her jeans and put
on her moustache, which she hadn't worn all
day.
cry.
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"I know," said DeDe, "but she still lives
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DeDe, laughing. "She could get a job in the
lunchroom, cleaning up spilled food/'
"That's right. Like raw eggs," said Aldo.
Aldo and DeDe laughed together.
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"Yes, I would," insisted Aldo. "They don't
me Applesauce for nothing/*
call
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anymore." She held it out to Aldo. "Here.
You can have it."
bald!"
A cold March wind was blowing when Aldo
went outside and started walking home. But
even though the temperature had dropped
many degrees since the morning, Aldo was
feeling very warm and good inside.
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all that DeDe was He was
his special friend.
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Born in New York Johanna Hurwitz received
City,
a B.A. at Queens College and an M.S. in Library
Science from Columbia University. Formerly a
children's librarian with the New York Public
Library, Mrs. Hurwitz has worked in a variety of
library positions in New York and Long Island.
She lives in Great Neck, New York, with her hus-
band, two children, and a cat.
teacher the wrong name, and his lunch is stolen two days in a
row. The only person who is nice to him is who wears a big
a girl
fake mustache. But as Aldo gets to know DeDe they become
good friends and Aldo begins to think he just might like his new
home after all. Maybe someday he'll even get used to being
called Applesauce!
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