Fight of buteco:

(The camera approaches the pub, the waiter

approaches the talarico)
Talarico : The buddy give me one more dose
Waiter: Are you sure?
Talarico : Of course, come with the best you have.
Waiter: You can leave I'll be right back
(The waiter goes to the kitchen to get a drink,
minutes later he comes back with the drink)
Waiter: Here, it's on the house
Talarico : Thank you
(The waiter goes to the kitchen, meanwhile the
talarico is talking to the manager)
Manager: Hello old friend, how long have you
been happy, what happened?
Talarico : Yes it's been a long time, well
something really fun happened that I'd like to tell
you
Manager: Well, I'd really like to hear
(The talarico and the manager spend hours talking
until suddenly the horn arrives along with his
friends)
Friend 1: Don't be sad man she didn't deserve you
Horn : The guy I liked her, I didn't expect her to
do this to me
Friend 2 : Hey guys I don't want to say anything
bad... I think it was that guy I saw with his
girlfriend
(The horn comes across talarico telling the whole
story to the manager and approaches)
Horn: Hey you
Talarico: Did you talk to me?
Corno: No cute, I talked to the bitch that gave
birth to you
Talarico: Who do you think you are to be talking
about my mother like that?
Waiter: Hey, no fighting around here
Corno: Shut up, nobody called you in the
conversation
(The waiter shuts up and just stares)
Horn: Coming back to you, I know you fucked
my wife you bastard
Talarico : Ah, so you're the one who didn't make
the woman happy... lol, it's not for nothing that
your wife came to me
Corno: Don't you dare talk about that bitch, the
conversation is between us and not with her...
don't change the subject
Talarico : Hm the only one who's changing the
subject is you, I'm just speaking facts
(The horn pulls the talarico by the shirt, and
everyone just looks at it)
Friend 1 : This is not going to go well
Friend 2: Yes lol but what to do, it's good fun in
the morning
Manager: I always warned him not to do that, but
he is stubborn
Waiter: I'm glad I came to work today
(If facing the talaric and the horn are about to
confront each other)
Talarico: Dude you're weak, are you serious that
you come here to shed your sorrows? lol Garbage
Horn: You better shut up or you'll get punched in
that dick head of yours
Talarico : Wow I'm scared lol
(The cuckold gets angry and starts punching the
talarico, the talarico doesn't let it go and starts to
return the punches)
Horn: son of a bitch
Talarico : Corno lol
(The fight continues, and the others who were
watching start drinking and chatting as they
watch)
Friend 1: Who do you think will win?
Friend 2 : I vote for the horn
Waiter: I don't like betting, but I trust that evil
will lose
Manager: You are amateurs, my friend has never
lost a fight
(The fight is about to end and the winner has just
appeared, everyone is glazed over since even
bleeding to the teeth, the talarico who started
being beaten won)
Manager : HAHA I said my friend was going to
win
Friend 2: Shit
Friend 1: I didn't know the horn was that weak
Waiter: Hm it's a good thing I don't like betting
(The talaric leaves the money on the table and
looking at the horn says, “you are weak”, and
leaves)