Donald Trump and Mike Pence in…

“LOCKER ROOM TALK”

It had been quite the eventful day, what with touring the White House for the first time
and all. Donald, no longer quite the __________ ____________, was naturally feeling a
bit ______________ and needed a shower. He made his way over to the local YMCA,…
JK! He actually flew back to Trump Tower and his gold-plated Russian-style steam bath,
which incidentally had been constructed by undocumented labor. As he entered the
room with all the vigor a ______ of his advancing years could muster, he suddenly
stopped short, surprised by the sound of an interloper!

Could it be Melania, or better yet his _________ ___________ daughter Ivanka? No, it
wasn’t. It was in fact, a far more formidable presence. “Um, Mike, I thought you were
taking in a Broadway show?” “Nah way, brah!,” Mike Pence said nonchalantly, whilst
leaning upon a Greco-Roman column, much like those found in the erotic steam baths
of Caligula himself. “I was all waitin’ here for my bestie from another testie.” Was it hot in
here, or was it just Pence? Donald loosened the collar of his ‘Faded Glory’ brand
Walmart dress shirt. He then removed his “Make America Great” ball cap, allowing his
golden tresses to fall where they would.   

“So, um, Mike, I’m feeling a bit ____________. You mind if I ___________ my
_____________ here for a bit?” “Nah, man. I like watching ___________
______________ as long as I can __________ with my _____________ while you’re
doing’ it. Coolz?”

Pence pointed the way toward the entrance of the steamy room. “Come on in, broseph,
the water’s fine.” Donald, nervously took a stab at humor, “I’m actually feeling a bit
Pence-ive.” Mike laughed. A true laugh, honest and from his longing heart. “Let me help
you. After all, you are The President Erect, um, I mean Elect.”

Donald smiled and approached Pence with _______________ _____________. Now in

the room together, away from the press corps and any prying eyes, they could finally
give in to their true desires. Mike leaned in. “Take off your clothes. I want to watch as
you __________ your ____________. It’s the only way I can achieve a ___________
____________.” Donald obliged, no longer the President Elect. Now just a   
_________, standing before a more ________ ass _________, waiting for what was in
store.

Pence closed the gap between them. His hand ran across Donald’s ___________
_____________. “Now, before you enter the oval office, let me enter your oval orifice.”
Donald gulped, “Would you…could you um grab my _____________?”
The end.

KEY
1. adjective
2. noun, maybe animal
3. adjective
4. noun, possibly a living thing
5. adjective
6. noun, maybe animal, maybe temperature
7. adjective
8. verb
9. noun, maybe body part
10. noun, type of person or career maybe, plural
11. verb
12. verb
13. noun, body part or euphemism
14. adjective
15. noun, emotion
16. verb
17. body part
18. adjective ending in “ing”
19. noun, possibly state of being
20. noun, possibly type of person
21. adjective
22. noun, similar to 20 (or not)
23. adjective
24. noun body part
25. noun, body part, or possibly feline animal