Eating a delicious, juicy taco is messy, so it is important to know how to

eat one.

First, be sure that you are wearing clothes that you can get
dirty.
Second, decide if you want to eat the taco in front of the perso
n you are with.
Third, grab the taco carefully and slowly turn your head towa
rd it.
Last step, is to put the corner of the taco in your mouth and
take a bite.

Here we find an informative paragraph that tries to be funny and at the

same time serious about how a taco should be eaten.