Did somebody say Ship life?

-Days of the week become countries

- Taking a bath is considered a luxury

- You have to be a contortionist to shave your legs

- When you talk about how to spend your "hours off" not "days off".

- You have to turn on the tv to see the weather outside

- When almost every night as soon as you close your ey.es the alarm goes off

- Where you can get drunk for $5

- Hangovers can be blamed on seasickness

- Hours back determine when parties are

- You haven’t had 10 minutes alone since you walked onboard

- Arriving at a new country usually consists of finding the free wifi

- Sleeping in?

- You haven’t known what day of the week it is for 6 months

- Being screamed at by a passenger condones chugging a beer on a bathroom break

- Being solely responsible for tens of thousands of dollars with no sweat

- Working less than 10 hours is considered to be "an easy day".

- You know there will always be white rice for breakfast/lunch/dinner

- Partying with your bosses

- It’s been 4 days since you’ve stepped outside

- You’ve just spent a 13-hour day with the same people, so you go to dinner and 
happily spend the rest of the night with them

- Packing a variety of costumes for a contract is smart

- You can survive with 3 pairs of jeans for 6 months

- Seeing the captain at the gym is like seeing a movie star grocery shopping

- You smile even if you’re having a bad day

- When you’re in the real world you stop yourself from saying hello to random people 
walking past you

- Walking across the hallway and knocking replaces the need for a cellphone

- If you get a job on land you’ll feel naked without a name badge

- You’re so far from home but seem to be surrounded by your family