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EVAN M. LOPEZ

AMILLIONSTORIES problem and pathological gamblers.” A 2005 study by the


University at Buffalo’s Research Institute on Addictions found that
a casino within 10 miles of home was associated with a 90 per-
low-up to last year’s cover story [“24-Hour
Party People,” Nov. 18, 2010], in which three
reporters spent 24 hours in the casino.
Tearing holes in the fabric of space-time
cent increased risk of someone being a pathological or problem 8:30 p.m.: A few recent changes at
gambler. And a chart of slot revenue published in the Gaming SugarHouse: There are two new Sugar
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n Sunday, CBS’ 60 Minutes aired a 13-minute news segment Industry Observer, a trade publication, last year shows that while Express routes (for South Philly and
titled “The Big Gamble,” which posed a rather timely Atlantic City revenue did drop as Pennsylvania’s casinos opened the Northeast) and something called
question: Is the proliferation of local slots casinos across up, Pennsylvania’s revenues rose far above Atlantic City’s “SugarHouse Ale,” which is brewed
America merely diverting people who’d be gambling anyway, or are losses, and continued to rise as the latter’s revenue stabilized. by Yards. It tastes suspiciously like
the machines themselves creating (or, as 60 Minutes put it, But who needs numbers when the best evidence is just blocks Philadelphia Pale Ale.
addicting) new gamblers? away? During CP’s 24-hour visit to SugarHouse Casino, we found 8:50 p.m.: CP can’t find one gambler
Outgoing Gov. Ed Rendell, who presided over the legalization and many patrons who lived near- who’s competing in or watching the contest.
establishment of legalized slots in Pennsylvania, has made his Rendell has by, one cab driver telling us, Instead, the crowd is composed largely
opinion on the matter abundantly clear.
made his “I would say 90 percent of the
people I take live less than
of SugarHouse employees, pro com-
petitive eaters and friends. Randi Beck, V.P.
“Some people lose their paychecks,” Rendell conceded to 60
Minutes correspondent Lesley Stahl, but “these people were los-
opinion abun- eight blocks away.” of operations, confirms that at least 14 of
ing their paychecks in Atlantic City, in Delaware at the racetracks, dantly clear Would all of those people — the Wing-Off contestants are employees.
or in West Virginia.” When pressed by Stahl, Rendell blew his top: on a Wednesday night, no less 8:55 p.m.: A gray-haired dealer yells to
“Those people would lose that money anyway. ... You’re simple- — have gone to Atlantic City, that night, instead? We’ll bet not. one of his friends in the race: “I’ve got $100
tons! You’re idiots if you don’t get that!” And speaking of SugarHouse … on you!” Later, he explains he was kid-
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But who’s the simpleton? Had Stahl been able to tear a little —Isaiah Thompson ding:“I couldn’t place a bet if I wanted to.”
hole in the fabric of space-time and pull out this week’s City 10:13 p.m.: Hosts Marc Farzetta of
Paper, she might have pointed out to Rendell that a mounting body WIP and former Philadelphia Eagle Hugh
of evidence — and a healthy dose of, like, looking around  WING-A-DING-DING Douglas, tease all contestants, but espe-
— suggests the opposite: The sudden proximity of slot machines to History was made this week when SugarHouse Casino hosted cially the (few) lady participants. “Put the
communities is, in fact, breeding new gamblers. the first ever “SugarHouse Wing-Off,” in which more than 70 meat in your mouth!” says Douglas to
As far back as 1999, the federally mandated National Gambling contestants willingly competed to eat the most Buffalo wings and “Ghetto Farm Girl” and then: “Suck the
Impact Study Commission found that “the presence of a gambling thus gain a spot at the holiest of Philadelphia ceremonies: meat off the bone!”
facility within 50 miles roughly doubles the prevalence of The Wing Bowl. City Paper thought the occasion called for a fol- >>> continued on adjacent page
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ed for and that Cabot Oil & Gas — the company state officials say CP’s Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
10:45 p.m.: Farzetta asks “Beast from the East,” a young Asian contaminated the drinking water of Dimock, Pa. — improperly
woman, if her stage name is a reference to the Great Northeast. She disposed of 44,000 gallons of waste. Oh, and that towns
explains that it’s a nod to China. Farzetta pauses and asks her, downstream of gas wastewater facilities are struggling to stay
“You like calculus?” Then, cheering for another female contes- below federal limits for certain carcinogens. [ -3 ] On 60 Minutes, Gov. Ed Rendell says to a
tant: “Let’s hear it for her plunging neckline!” reporter that gamblers “would lose that
The Marcellus Shale Coalition called the article a “hit piece” and
11:30 p.m.: “Christina Kick-Ass” and “Tsunami” are in the final
money anyway. Don’t you understand?
said that wastewater must be treated according to tight regulations
You guys don’t get that. You’re simpletons.
round. “She’s got a little onion on her,” says Douglas of the former’s — a point echoed by Department of Environmental Protection
You’re idiots if you don’t get that.” If we’re
butt. Then, to “Tsunami”: “Keep that meat in your mouth!” Secretary John Hanger, who accused the piece of downplaying
so dumb then how come we figured out a
11:45 p.m.: Though the crowd was pulling for “Tsunami,” she new, much stricter regulations he rammed through Harrisburg. system for roulette that has a 45 percent
won’t be heading to the 19th annual Wing Bowl. The hosts announce What the MSCoalition didn’t mention was that it had fought success rate!?!
that “Gentleman Joe” won. He ate 35 wings in 10 minutes. those very regulations tooth and nail — or, as Hanger told the
11:46 p.m.: The crowd thins. A young blond man remarks, “After
you’ve seen it twice, you’re pretty much done.” —Holly Otterbein
Central Pennsylvania Business Journal: “The industry opposed
[ -4 ] A white ex-Fox29 anchor argues in a law-
us at every step of the way.” suit that he was wrongfully terminated
—Isaiah Thompson for using the word “nigger,” because two
black employees also said it and were
 HOCUS POCUS not fired. Besides that, he likes Earth very
There’s public relations, and then there’s magic.And the Mar-  HELP much and is glad he crash-landed here
last week.
cellus Shale Coalition, the industry trade group that constitutes On Monday afternoon, a five-alarm fire broke out at a large
the public face of Pennsylvania’s exploding — we mean bur- apartment building at 48th and Walnut streets in West Phila-
geoning, of course — gas industry practices the latter. delphia. The blaze drew 160 firefighters and took five [ + 5 ] The William Penn Foundation gives a $5 mil-
lion grant to the city to build parks along the
This week, the industry magically defended itself against a po- hours to bring under control. By Monday night, nearly 100 Delaware River. “Sorry. Typo. That should
tentially damaging news story by the Associated Press about the in- residents, including children and seniors, had lost their homes. say ‘Parx.’”
teresting fact that Pennsylvania is one of very few places in America The Salvation Army is accepting non-furniture donations for
that allows toxic drilling wastewater to be put back into water- the residents (5501 Market St., Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m., [ -1 ] Foxwoods Casino investors ask for their
ways — you know, those things we get drinking water from. 215-474-1010, employees recommend taking donations to the license back, arguing that they now have
It further asserted that despite new regulations, about one-fifth of building’s Arch Street entrance). money and could start construction right
away. “Sounds good to us,” say simple-
tons. “Would you like a complimentary
cocktail?”
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[ -1 ] A School District memo obtained by the
Inquirer says that staff members who leak

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or referred to authorities.“I will appoint a
gold-ascot squad to get to the bottom this!”
says Arlene Ackerman.“To get to the bottom
of what?” ask those nearby. “The bottom
of who leaked it,” says Ackerman. And
everybody laughs.

[ + 1 ] Bimbo bakery signs a $12 million sponsor-


ship deal with the Philadelphia Union soc-
cer team.Expect to see 40 to 50 beardos
wearing one of the new jerseys at the next
Making Time.

[ + 2 ] The Philadelphia Police Department will


soon get four horses for its mounted police
unit, which was cut completely in 2004.
“And thanks to the DROP program, I’m get-
ting reinstated at full salary,” says one horse.
“I get paid in oats, toil and indignity.”

See more photos [ -3 ] Despite high expectations, the Eagles lose


by Ryan Collerd of in the first round of the playoffs. Man, why
Monday’s blaze are all these birds dying all of a sudden?
at citypaper.net.

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³ I NORMALLY DON’T go for ringing political


endorsements, but let’s give a shout to Philly’s U.S.
Rep. Bob Brady.After the horrors of last weekend’s
shooting in Arizona — six killed; 14 wounded,
including U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, who was
made a target not only by her assailant but by
Sarah Palin’s wretched “crosshairs” ad endors-
ing violent rhetoric against those who disagree
with her — Brady stepped in. He told CNN on
Sunday that he’ll introduce legislation making
it a federal crime to use language or symbols
that could be perceived as inciting violence or
threatening members of Congress or any federal
official. Thanks, Bob. ³ “If GERM had died with
our beloved founder, Jennifer Bates, in that dark
spring of 2007, our story would be sad and little
more,” says David E. Williams. Bates’ partner in
life and in GERM, Williams moved the gallery/book- THOUGHT EXPERIMENT:
store from Girard Avenue to Fishtown’s burgeoning John Cage Trust director
Frankford Avenue row soon after her passing. Laura Kuhn records her
GERM flourished with UFO group meetings and own ideas as part of the
Slought Foundation’s
avant-garde concerts, to say nothing of its well- ongoing How To Get
stocked bookshelves. Until now. Effective Jan. 30, Started.
the mission is terminated, says Williams. What will
TASHA DOREMUS
D.E.W., the noted Goth-a-tician, do without GERM?
“What else? Write more songs about Laundromat
love.” I know a lot of you (OK, some of you) are dis- [ exhibition/performance ] sit down in front of the computer screen and microphone in the
tressed about Robbins at Eighth and Walnut clos- dimly lit back room with a handful of index cards and 10 roughly
ing, but GERM’s shuttering hurts more. Besides,
Williams’ wild hair is at least as famous as that
jeweler’s ridiculous beard diamond. ³ One of my
CAGE MATCH sketched ideas in mind, and create your own interpretation.
Probably best to hold all of those leaping-off points in the mind
at once, layered like the 10 concepts suggested by Cage’s How To Get
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favorite local Victorian mansions, the old Running A rediscovered John Cage experiment pits
Started. “Everybody has 10 thoughts to share,” says Slought execu-
Press location on South 22nd, has got a foodie your ideas against each other in West Philly.
tenant. But not just another restaurant, thank God. By Shaun Brady tive director Aaron Levy. “We hope this project makes possible a
Keith Wallace’s Wine School of Philadelphia will redefinition of who gets to perform — that schoolkids pass through

W
move from the Fairmount area to ye old mansion here to begin? There’s the talk that John Cage gave in 1989 the space, politicians pass through, not just a cross-section of the cul-
before spring. They’ll hold events in the English in Nicasio, Calif., in which he conceived the idea of speak- tural community but a really fascinating, diverse constituency that
garden, I suppose, which means I’m breaking ing extemporaneously on 10 preconceived ideas, in random would reflect the myriad voices that make our society what it is.”
out my Pimm’s Cup cup. Running Press, P.S., is order, playing each back underneath its succeeding commentaries. In that sense, while the instructions for How To Get Started are
publishing Wallace’s due-soon book, Corked & Or you could start a few weeks earlier in Telluride, Colo., where Cage’s, the use of them as a
Forked. ³ One-time CP music feature subject,
international traveling guitarist Eric Carbonara, is
Cage offhandedly dismissed fellow composer Anthony Davis’ incor-
poration of improvisation into his work. Cage was simultaneously
“Everybody performance score for an evolv-
ing archive is representative of
doing a return-home gig with the Revolving Ocelot disinterested in improvisation and disturbed by this contradic- has thoughts Slought’s increasingly inclusive
Orchestra (members of Armchairs, etc.) Jan. 19 tion to his all-embracing Zen philosophy, and the confrontation to share.” approach to arts presentation,
at the Troc’s Balcony. Word has it that Carbonara, lingered in his mind until he decided at the last minute to forgo his which not only blurs the lines
though he got tres sick while in India, is gearing scheduled talk in Nicasio for a spontaneous new idea. between exhibition and performance but between audience and
up for another tour right after this show, so catch artist or, often, curator. Whether relaxing control of the curatorial
But that’s prologue. Cage never performed the piece again, never
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him quick. ³ I misspoke when I wrote that Dead


even thought much of it over the following three years before his process to an almost random degree or promoting the concept of
Milkmen had recorded their new CD — with mix-
death. So maybe you want to start about a year ago, when the John archives from behind-the-scenes storage to presentational model,
ologist Jeff W and a barely known bassist named
Cage Trust’s Laura Kuhn approached the Slought Foundation about Slought is engaged in a reshaping of the role of an arts organization
Dandrew — at South Street Sounds. The 15th-
and-South shop is named Buddha Zen Recording reviving the piece, leading to a reinterpretation of a last-minute, off- that is as fascinating to watch as the work on its walls.
Studios,and Rodney Anonymous and co.’s self- the-cuff experiment as a permanent installation, one that is at once How To Get Started is only the latest and perhaps most intrigu-
released spring-due joint is named The King In an artwork, a performance, an engagement and an archive, all in ing manifestation of this, one which will continue to transform over
Yellow. Shame on me. ³ Icepack gets illustrated perpetuity, constantly reinventing itself with each new interaction. time. “How To Get Started is, on one hand, an otherwise-forgotten
at citypaper.net/criticalmass. Could be that none of that matters except as background. Perhaps piece,” Levy admits. “At the same time it has within it so many
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Rodney Anonymous vs. the world

³ standup/podcast The newest addition to Fox’s Sunday

SETH OLENICK
night lineup, Bob’s Burgers, is a chan-
Almost 20 years into his comedy career,
geup to Seth MacFarlane’s fastballs. The
yes, Marc Maron’s a funny guy. But
there’s something a little edgier (in both
senses of the word) about him these days.
deadpan delivery and minimalist anima-
tion in creator Loren Bouchard’s first
crack at prime time recall his earlier cable
IRELAND!
His WTF podcast has him picking the
brains of his fellow comics, and there’s
cult favorites, Dr. Katz and Home Movies. The comic and voice
talents (Kristen Schaal, Eugene Mirman) are impressive; given
Either deliver
always room for a few neurotic monologues that drift dangerously enough time to develop characters and establish some running Woody Allen’s
into Art Bell/Howard Beale territory. Maron plays Helium through gags, this could be a great show. —Matt Hotz wake-up calls or
Saturday (heliumcomedy.com); go to citypaper.net/criticalmass for
my interview with the man. —Patrick Rapa
move to Dublin.
³ web-to-tv ³ BEFORE THE ELEGANT Gothic Lolita move-
Though Funny or Die co-founder Will ment conquered the world, women with the voices
³ channel/nostalgia of little girls had only two career options: Either
Ferrell’s claim — “this is the missing-link
Yeah it’s weird that IFC’s not really into independent films any- moment where TV and Internet finally deliver Woody Allen’s wake-up calls or move to
more, and that they’re wedging commercial breaks into everything, merge” — upon his website’s partnership Dublin and sing woeful ballads about murder,
but the channel is doing one thing really right: comedy series. It’s with HBO in 2008 was intentionally over- highwaymen, murderous highwaymen, famine,
not just Arrested Development, it’s other recent cult classics like Mr. stated, Funny or Die Presents’ second
and famine that results in a murder, often within
walking distance of a highway. Face it: Nobody
Show, The Ben Stiller Show, The Larry Sanders Show. And then season, premièring tomorrow (Jan. 14, midnight), rides something
— with the exception of the Jews — has suffered
there’s the original stuff: Onion News Network, The Increasingly like the bleeding edge between LOL viral humor (see “Reenactments
like the Irish. If you’re an Irish Jew, you have plenty
Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (which has to grow on you) and of Actual Conversations from the Ladies Rooms of Hollywood”)
of reason to chug that bottle of Manischewitz; don’t
Portlandia (starring Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein). and kick-it-up-a-notch-cuz-it’s-on-pay-TV sketch comedy (Deepak
let anyone make you feel guilty about it.
—Patrick Rapa Chopra in “Do You Want to See a Dead Body?”). —Brian Howard Somehow this brings us to Heidi Talbot, whose
new CD, The Last Star,serves as a nice antidote to
the sort of cookie-cutter Irish balladeers who haunt
your local PBS station at pledge drive time. Sure,
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all the elements of a bona fide schmaltzfest are

SOMEWHERE
present (the murder ballads, the drinking songs,
the painful laments), but Heidi, who was actually
born in a small Irish village called — I shit thee not
[ B+ ] THE ATMOSPHERE SOFIA COPPOLA creates in her fourth feature is so lovely, — Kill, never strays into that hackneyed “Lord of

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it’s a shame when it’s roiled by the encroachment of plot. As the opening shot, a the Dance” territory into which many an Irish singer
static long take in which his sports car drives in circles on the salt flats, makes per- has disappeared only to be seen again offering tote
haps slightly too clear, action star Johnny Marco (Stephen Dorff) is going nowhere bags and umbrellas for a small pledge of $200.
fast, marinating in creature comforts as the life slowly seeps out of him. He’s briefly This is a nice, subtle and authentically traditional
engaged in his fleeting moments with his daughter (Elle Fanning), whom he brings (in feel, if not in actual material) work.
along on a trip to a baffling Italian awards ceremony, but mostly he just lets time
Verdict:
pass. To prep for an upcoming role, he’s fitted for a latex face mask, immobilized
While The Last Star probably
and covered in goop, finally emerging as a wizened old man. Coppola, who for a
won’t make it onto your list of
modestly ambitious director provokes a startling
favorite CDs, the song “The
level of hostility from her detractors, has often been
Coppola’s Last Star,” with its haunting
accused of wallowing in her own, and her charac-
ters’, privilege, but only those blinded by resentment
accused of melody and sadder-than-the-saddest-thing-ever

could overlook the rot creeping into the edges of the wallowing lyrics, is guaranteed to stick in your brain for quite
some time to come.
frame. Coppola describes Somewhere as something in her own (r_anonymous@citypaper.net)
of a love letter to Los Angeles’ storied Chateau
Marmont, where Johnny makes his rootless home,
privilege.
but in truth the place looks like a dump, an underlit warren of mismatched furni-
ture. She treats Dorff ’s character as a parent might a wayward teen, overseeing
his excesses with wry bemusement. When he calls for twin strippers to perform in
his room, Coppola amplifies their awkward choreography and the squeak of their
hands as they twirl down their poles. Even he can’t succumb to his own fantasy,
watching them with a woozy smile. Coppola breaks Somewhere’s spell in its final
AT ARM’S LENGTH: Sofia Coppola’s Somewhere,
reel, grafting on a heavy-handed ending overburdened with sophomore symbolism. ✚
Heidi Talbot
starring Elle Fanning and Stephen Dorff, is lovely Like her protagonist, she knows the best places to hang out, but not where to go The Last Star
even though its plot doesn’t make a connection. from there. —Sam Adams (COMPASS)
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Blue Valentine

✚ NEW SOMEWHERE|B+
Read Sam Adams’ review on p. 11. (Ritz Five)
BLUE VALENTINE|B+
Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling play an unhappily
✚ CONTINUING SOUNDTRACK INCLUDES NEW RECORDINGS BY
married couple attempting to reignite the flame in Derek TRACE ADKINS RONNIE DUNN TIM McGRAW & GWYNETH PALTROW
Cianfrance’s bombshell feature. Notwithstanding the
scattered flashbacks to happier days, the movie’s approach
127 HOURS|B+ CAST ALBUM COMING SOON
Devout outdoorsman/loner Aron Ralston (James Franco)

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is uniformly glum, but the actors’ bloodied performances
finds the sticky end of solitude when he’s trapped at the
find tragedy in the mundane process of falling out of love.
bottom of a ravine, his right arm pinned by a boulder. Like a
The performances are literally lived-in — Williams and
steroidal Into the Wild, the movie follows Aron to the logical
Gosling spent a month in their characters’ house charting
end of his lone-wolf lifestyle, leaving him with nothing but
their relationship’s dissolution — although Gosling, as he
his wits and the contents of his backpack. It may take a
invariably does in blue-collar roles, seems like he’s too hard.
while to recover from the movie’s stomach-turning climax,
Cianfrance prizes verisimilitude over insight, which means
but that’s only because Danny Boyle succeeds so thorough-
the movie gives you a lot to feel but not much to think
ly in getting under your skin. —S.A. (Ritz Five)
about, but it’s still quietly devastating. See it with someone
you love, but only if you’re prepared for an uncomfortable
discussion afterward. —Sam Adams (Ritz Five) BLACK SWAN|A-
Although it’s set in the world of ballet, Darren Aronofsky’s
movie hits a pitch that would normally be called operatic.
THE DILEMMA “The entire cast is phenomenal.
Natalie Portman is provisionally cast in her first lead, but
Read Carolyn Huckabay’s review at citypaper.net/movies.
(UA 69th St., UA Grant, UA Riverview)
she needs to prove she can dance both white and black
swan in Swan Lake. Portman nails the glacial perfection of
THE MOVIE BLEW ME AWAY!” Bree Wagner – KAJA-FM
the first, but it takes bad girl Mila Kunis to get her in touch
THE GREEN HORNET with her dark side. As Portman’s transformation progress-
Read Drew Lazor’s review at citypaper.net/movies. es, Aronofsky makes over her body, as well; she decomposes
(AMC Cherry Hill, UA 69th St., UA Grant, UA Main St., and renews in a manner worthy of a Cronenberg heroine.
UA Riverview) The trouble is, Portman’s role too closely matches her own SCREEN GEMS PRESENTS A MATERIAL PICTURES PRODUCTION “COUNTRY STRONG” SUPERVISIONMUSICBY RANDALL POSTER
limitations as an actor. —S.A. (Ritz East, UA 69th St.) MUSIC
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A haiku: The IMDB CASINO JACK|C+
says this movie’s five years old. Jack Abramoff was notorious for the lies and thievery that
Must be a winner. (Not reviewed) sent him to prison in 2008. But in George Hickenlooper’s
(UA Riverview) movie, Abramoff gets another chance. He appears before CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS FOR THEATERS AND SHOWTIMES
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the Senate, questioned by the very ensures any dull moment can be broken looks on mournfully as others do. He’s I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS|C+
men who benefited from his crimes. up by fanciful distraction. Back in Nar- sad because his superstar wife, Kelly This story, of a Texas con artist whose
This Abramoff strides across the hear- nia, they’re picked up by the suddenly Canter (Gwyneth Paltrow), is an addict schemes were fueled by his love for his
ing room to point fingers at his fellow bearded Prince Caspian (Ben Barnes), who’s been sleeping with Beau (Garret cellmate, has roots in fact, but coasts
guilty parties. It’s a briefly thrilling on a marine mission to see some lords Hedlund), an aide at her rehab center glibly on shiny visuals and movie-star LITTLE FOCKERS|D+
moment, from which the film must about some magical swords and so and also a singer himself. She’s sad be- charm. Jim Carrey plays Steven Rus- There’s not much to say about Little
duly retreat to narrate what actually forth. Family-friendly action sequences cause her drinking led to the loss of her sell, and Ewan McGregor is his prison Fockers that you couldn’t guess from
happened: Abramoff took the Fifth, the mostly make up for the movie’s short- unborn child and because James can’t romance. Once the two meet, the film
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scandal sold newspapers, and the poli- comings, which include ham-handed forgive her. And you’re sad because the finds its footing as a lovesick farce. Mc- Alone is what you’re after this holiday
movie is inept. —C.F. (UA Riverview)
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ticians went back to business as usual. life lessons and a few forehead-slapping Gregor is released, Carrey breaks out season, think again: The kids in this
—Cindy Fuchs (Ritz at the Bourse) “Reminder: The lion is actually Jesus!” and tracks him down, gets caught, in film series’ third (and hopefully last)
moments. —Drew Lazor (UA Riverview) GULLIVER’S TRAVELS|D- between passing himself off as anything installment have no purpose except to
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: This is yet another adaptation that likely to generate fast income and few recite lisped one-liners and projectile
VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER|B COUNTRY STRONG|D takes only the idea of a man amongst questions. Carrey’s low-key perfor- vomit on Ben Stiller. Most worrisome
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader sets Tim McGraw doesn’t sing in this tiny people from its source, here mance is commendably camp-free, but is that such an all-star cast would col-
our puberty-stricken heroes out on movie. Instead, as country music employed for another spin on Jack without shtick to fall back on, he can’t get lectively, or individually, agree to par-
the water, an auspicious setting that industry mentor-manager James, he Black’s obnoxious slacker-makes-good his hooks in. —S.A. (Ritz at the Bourse) ticipate in such nonsense. —Carolyn
persona. This Gulliver is a magazine Huckabay (UA 69th St., UA Riverview)
mail-room drone whose crush on travel INSIDE JOB|A
editor Amanda Peet leads to an assign- Charles Ferguson’s new doc provides a RABBIT HOLE|B
ment in the Bermuda Triangle — best remarkably coherent, galling analysis By the time Rabbit Hole opens, Becca
not to worry too much about the plot of the recent financial crisis, focusing and Howie (Nicole Kidman and Aaron
inanities. All loose ends are sewn up via on the lack of consequences for those Eckhart) have already lost their son,
a performance of Edwin Starr’s “War” who caused it. As interviewees re- a 4-year-old who dashed out in front
that suggests that the script’s final spond to off-screen queries, the drama of a car eight months earlier. John
page read simply, “Fuck it — insert Te- comes in watching them think through
Cameron Mitchell’s film examines
nacious D shtick here.” —Shaun Brady their answers, using their expertise to
their grief but avoids wallowing in
(UA 69th St., UA Grant, UA Riverview) explain or obfuscate. The film insists
it, keeping a cool but unflinching dis-
on the culpability of individuals; that
tance as the couple redefine their lives
HARRY POTTER AND THE they are not suffering consequences
in the presence of an overwhelming
DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 1|B is a problem Ferguson refuses to let
absence. Nicole Kidman is perfectly
This is less a battle of sparkly-wand alone. —C.F. (Ritz at the Bourse)
cast as a woman defined by control; it’s
wits and more an effete college road- easy to overlook Aaron Eckhart as the
trip movie. A fuming Harry (Daniel THE KING’S SPEECH|B+ husband more comfortable displaying
Radcliffe), enraged by the death of As the soon-to-be George VI, Colin his pain, but his is perhaps the more
Dumbledore, sets off on a search for the Firth is a reluctant royal with a stutter complex character — trying to hold
Horcruxes, soul fragments Lord Volde- that acts up around his domineering on to every trace of his son’s memory
mort (Ralph Fiennes) has hidden to father. It grows bad enough for him to while pushing forward into a redefined
ensure he never really dies. Harry and seek help from an offbeat Australian, life. —S.B. (Ritz at the Bourse)
his besties traverse landscapes magical Lionel Logue (Geoffrey Rush); Speech
and muggle alike, wearing oversize boils down to a series of confrontations
between patient and therapist. Rush’s
SEASON OF THE WITCH
sweaters, sulking and bickering about
flamboyance is tempered by Firth’s A haiku: “I’m Nicolas Cage.
which direction they’re going. Luckily,
muted sorrow, and his character’s You’re reading this in my voice.
David Yates orchestrates a slew of
gradual opening gives Firth a chance You cannot help it.” (Not reviewed)
exhilarating sequences that remind
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us why J.K. Rowling’s universe is so
compelling. —D.L. (Roxy) interiority. —S.A. (Ritz Five)
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[ a bunch of local yokels yodeling ]


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WINTER BREAK: Eternal


Summers plays South
Philly’s Cha-Cha’razzi
on Friday.

The Agenda is our selective guide bassist Peter Bitenc and alto Haggard, Howlin’ Wolf and the is a multimedia masher ca- last year, Eternal Summers’ SATURDAY
to what’s going on in the city this

1.15
saxophonist Darius Jones unholy Million Dollar Quartet pable of pasting together pho- Silver (Kanine) displays an en-
week. For comprehensive event
listings, visit citypaper.net/listings. (whose playing raises blisters membership of Jerry Lee Lewis, tographic and moving images, ticing range of topics and tones
IF YOU WANT TO BE LISTED: with the steamrolling Little Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins and paintings, live performance not found in many of the Vir-
Submit information by mail (City
Women and disfigures the blues the Pelvis. Sadly, Sun doesn’t get and electronic soundscapes ginia duo’s indie-pop contempo-
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St., Third Floor, Philadelphia, in his own trio), Pride has found as much acclaim as other stal- with seamless éclat. Garet’s raries. The spunky Raincoats-
PA 19106) or e-mail (listings@ a band with the versatility to wart labels — no TV specials, productions envision how we as esque bounce of “Pogo” gives
citypaper.net) to Josh Middleton.
follow his whims from brutal few box sets. The line starts here an audience interact with natu- way to the breezy Clientele [ hip-hop ]
Details of the event — date, time,
address of venue, telephone number aggression to simmering bebop to repair that damage, with TJ ral and artificial environments; sway of “Eternal.” Throughout
and admission price — should be
included. Incomplete submissions
without a wink of parody. Kong and the Atomic Bomb, the Bard College grad consid- the record, positive melodies ✚ CEE KNOWLEDGE
will not be considered, and listings
—Shaun Brady Thom McCarthy, Papertrees, ers himself a conduit — or, and peppy tempos are offset by
AND THE COSMIC
Toy Soldiers and Joshua Park rather, a receptor — through brooding lyrical discourse on
information will not be accepted
over the phone.
Thu., Jan. 13, 8 p.m., $10,
doing their rugged rockabilly which all moving elements dominance (“Disciplinarian”)
FUNK ALLSTARS
Philadelphia Art Alliance, 251 S. 18th
and country cornpone best. swerve through literal, exis- and death (“Silver”). In concert, He stole the show on Kuf
St., arsnovaworkshop.com.
singer-guitarist Nicole Yun Knotz’ Boombox Logic last year,
THURSDAY —A.D. Amorosi tential, even political realms.
and drummer Daniel Cundiff contributing his suave voice
[ rock/country ] On Friday evening, Garet and

1.13
Thu., Jan. 13, 8 p.m., $14-$15, World make a remarkably rich noise and a solid verse to the song
collaborators Kamran Sadeghi
Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222- “Soul Music.” But it’s not like
✚ PHILLY SINGS 1400, worldcafelive.com. and David Linton will perform for a two-piece. Just as Silver’s
Cee Knowledge took his first
concluding note, “Bully in
SUN RECORDS video/found sound/musical
pieces simultaneously. Disguise,” makes you want step back into hip-hop with
Just days after The King’s to skip back to the beginning that guest spot — he never
—A.D. Amorosi
birthday, some of this town’s FRIDAY really left. The Philly native
and start over, their set at
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[ jazz ]

1.14
meanest Elvis acolytes will get Fri., Jan. 14, 7 p.m., $10, Ibrahim South Philly’s Cha-Cha’Razzi formerly known as Doodlebug
together to celebrate his early Theater at International House, from Digable Planets (or Craig
✚ MIKE PRIDE’S FROM music — along with other high-
3701 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619,
tomorrow night will have you
rushing the stage afterward, Irving, depending on how well
BACTERIA TO BOYS lights from Sam Phillips and his
ihousephilly.org.
demanding they play Philly you know him) has been busy
Punk-jazz drummer Mike Pride Sun Studios. Why crow about a again, like, right away. with his current outfit, The
[ rock/pop ]
has lent the From Bacteria To bunch of local yokels yodeling —John Vettese Cosmic Funk Allstars, since the
Boys name to several configura- “Don’t Be Cruel”? Listen. The [ multimedia ] early ’00s, dishing thought-pro-
tions, but it congealed into a Sun catalog is the place to hear
✚ ETERNAL Fri., Jan. 14, 8 p.m., $8, all ages, voking rhymes and spaced-out
more permanent quartet a year primal American rock ’n’ roll at ✚ RICHARD GARET SUMMERS with Tyvek and Moon Women, Cha-
Cha’razzi, 1918 S. Bancroft St., face- instrumentals on a series of
back. In pianist Alexis Marcelo, its genesis: Roy Orbison, Merle New York City’s Richard Garet The best album you didn’t hear book.com/nowavelength. independently released mix
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music, overpopulated by retro-
minded crooners aping Ella
or Frank on the same shallow
pools of standards neutered by
Open everyday 5p-2a
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Thursday 1/13 8pm ter’s all the more refreshing.
THURSDAY features artist workspace, a
Conquer Entertainment Even on tunes like “The Way
Wired 96.5 on the Main Floor gallery, a library and a 50-seat
Showcase House Music on The Roof You Look Tonight,” Walter finds theater, where Rosenberg’s
Thursday Birthday - bottle of
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Friday 1/14 10pm champagne and cake on the
house! transforms the tune, then takes Redemption Value premières.
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FRIDAY use of electronics and looping,
Saturday 1/15 10pm Hip Hop on the Main Floor full of comedy and tragedy,” he
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rus of one. His unique quartet
SATURDAY
Sunday 1/16 8pm will consist of Orrin Evans on
House Music on the Main Floor
Open Mic Night hosted by Hip Hop on The Roof piano and synth bass, Jim Ridl
Dani Mari on Fender Rhodes and Donald
SUNDAY
Free Beer Token To Any House Music on the Main Floor Edwards on drums.
Female Musician Q102 on The Roof —Shaun Brady

Monday 1/17 9pm MONDAY Sat., Jan. 15, 8 and 10 p.m., $20, Chris’
Latin Night/Free Lessons Jazz Café, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-
Open Jam hosted by Tony On the Main Floor 3131, chrisjazzcafe.com.
Catastrophe Mixed Music on The Roof

TUESDAY Tom & Jerry.” A drama teacher


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Jazz Series with LP Stiles w/Strength Dance Competition/ hide their weaknesses and ex-
Pole Dancing
Oldies Music on The Roof
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D&M Band 8pm WEDNESDAY “Champagne taste on a beer held California notion, that say-
Late Night Jazz Jam Session Continuation of
budget” is how San Fran ing it is as good as doing it.”
10pm Center City Sips 5p-7p
Hip Hop on the Roof & transplant John Rosenberg —Mark Cofta
Main Floor
describes his new Hella Fresh
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see his voice throughout.”
“I think specialization in one tech-
nique is less important for [dancers]
now. I like to try to figure out what it
takes to do everything,” says Poe. “And,
Jumatatu Poe’s audio/visual obsession yeah, there’s something really arrogant
about that. All of these styles require
keeps his dancers on their toes. rigorous attention to detail. But that’s
what I’m after, that shift from one to the
By Bruce Walsh next — a total gravity shift.”
That means a lot of homework for Flat-
IN STOCKING FEET, Jumatatu Poe sits onstage a group he founded two years ago in hopes of launch- land’s 11 performers. Recordings of
with his BlackBerry laying just a few inches from ing a career as a choreographer. almost every rehearsal are uploaded
his right hand. At least two cameras are rolling dur- So far, so good. onto blip.tv, where dancers can meticu-
ing this audience talkback for this late November Poe has spent the last two years developing Flat- lously review their own movements.
preview of Flatland, at the Performance Garage land,most recently with the help of a $20,000 Pew/ “I had no idea what I was getting
in Fairmount, but Poe’s phone is likely recording Dance Advance grant. Roughly speaking, the piece into,” says dancer Gabrielle Revlock.
audio all the same. He likes to switch the recorder is a 70-minute expression of his obsession with “The first thing we did was the opening
on at important moments — or any moment, for social media and communication technology. sequence, which was pretty abstract. It
that matter. In Flatland we find expressive bodies constrained was absolutely pure dance. Everything
A question about dialogue in the piece comes — sometimes literally tied down — to a two-dimen- had to do with these complex counts.
from the audience. sional plane. Characters arise from the frenzied No one else was on my same count, so
“Actually, I’ve been thinking about bringing a movements of the group, only to dehumanize them- I used the video a lot to get my specific
screenwriter into the process to help craft some of selves, often comically so. But a series of fluid duets thing down.”
the language,” he says, but then notices that the laces through the absurdity, reminding us of a ten- Poe is constantly incorporating video
dancers sitting just behind him are trying to get derness obscured, but never truly rubbed out. The into every aspect of the process. He often
his attention. He slaps himself on the head and dance is a manic collage of styles — from elegant, videotapes himself giving notes. He
grins: “Playwright! Of course I meant playwright,”
he says, shaking his phone in frustration. “I guess
I can’t help but think digitally.”
Five minutes later the audience is divided into
small groups for further discussion. Dancers — still
flush from performance — prod them for thoughts on
Flatland.A cameraman makes his way around the
space, pointing the lens at people as they nervously
attempt to interpret what they’ve just seen.

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“This is modern dance,” someone says. “I thought
the whole point was that we’re not supposed to get
it.” But these patrons have clearly never met Poe.
He’s a choreographer who desperately wants to be
on the same wavelength as his audience. And he
compulsively records as many of their reactions as
he can — digitally.
At the corner of the stage, Shannon Murphy leads
a group of audience members that includes former
Urban Bush Women dancer Theresa Shockley and
local actress Sarah Sanford. Murphy is attempting
to record the conversation with her phone. It isn’t
quite working. She interrupts Shockley twice to
restart the device. When she interrupts a third
time, Sanford gently places a hand on the young
woman’s wrist, saying softly, “Let’s just try to live
in the moment for now.”
modern floor work to improvisational dialogue and even set up a “confession camera” dur-
POE STARTED DANCING at Swarthmore College. raw, guttural movements. ing rehearsals, so dancers could purge
SMILE, YOU’RE ON Since then he’s completed an M.F.A. in dance at “There are just so many things happening at one their innermost frustrations, a la MTV’s
CANDID CAMERA: Temple
Temple University, and has performed with just time. There’s constantly a new aesthetic rising to The Real World.
grad Jumatatu Poe digitally
records as much data as about every contemporary company in town, includ- the surface, just as another is falling into the back- Revlock wasn’t having it: “That was
he can for Flatland, a piece ing Leah Stein, Kate Watson-Wallace, Zane Booker, ground,” says local choreographer Makoto Hirano, not gonna happen. No way. If have some-
he’s spent the last two Charles Anderson and Group Motion.At 28, Poe has who was part of a feedback panel that advised thing I want to say about the process, I’ll
years developing. certainly paid his dues. Along with Murphy and Poe during Flatland’s early stages. “It’s clearly an say it to his face. But he kept pushing it!
NEAL SANTOS Shavon Norris, he directs idiosynCrazy Productions, ensemble piece, being led by [Poe], and that’s what >> continued on page 22
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NEW AMERICAN VOICES II
February 4—Spring 2011

Opening Reception: Friday, 4 February 2011, 6-8 p.m.

Featuring artists-in-residence at The Fabric


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Shemekia,
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KOSOKO PERFORMANCE GROUP


Saxophone Quartet and the Nels Cline Singers (fea- David Hare, who complimented its “political urgency.” Jaamil Olawale Kosoko’s “American
turing new bassist Trevor Dunn). Feb. 22, Internat- Enterprising director Seth Rozin brings Lidless to Chameleons: A Performance Showcase”
ional House. InterAct for its Philly première. Jan. 21-Feb. 13, Inter- is a postmodern grab bag of East Coast
Act Theatre Co. at the Adrienne, 2030 Sansom St., talent: Expect a Philadelphia première,
CHRISTIAN MCBRIDE The in-demand Philly- 215-568-8079, interacttheatre.org. energetic hip-hop dance theater, a dance/
born bassist presents a new suite for jazz ensemble film hybrid and, to round out the program,
and gospel choir paying tribute to icons of the civil RACE David Mamet’s most recent play for Broad- Kosoko Performance Group’s full-length
rights movement. Feb. 26, Annenberg Center for the way crackles with his characteristic wit and brio, as presentation of the autobiographical
Performing Arts, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900, an- this master agent provocateur takes on the hottest work An Expectation of Violence. In short,
nenbergcenter.org. hot topic of all. A Philadelphia première. Jan. 21-Feb. it’s a chance to see where dance is going.
13, Philadelphia Theatre Co. at Suzanne Roberts Jan. 22-23, Painted Bride Art Center, 230
MARC COPLAND QUARTETA captivating pianist Theatre, 480 S. Broad St., 215-985-0420, philadel- Vine St., 215-925-9914, paintedbride.org.
with a contemplative touch; the quartet will feature phiatheatrecompany.org.
trumpeter Tim Hagans. Feb. 26, Chris’ Jazz Café. TANGO FIREFive stellar musicians, 10
LIEUTENANT OF INISHMORE Nobody does edgy fabulous dancers, plus one of Argentina’s
CAPTAIN BLACK BIG BAND Orrin Evans’ rau- like Theatre Exile — ditto dark Irish plays. So Martin greatest singers add up to a firecracker of
cous big band celebrates the release of its debut CD McDonagh’s violent comedy about a feud ramped up to a program that traces tango from its bor-
at its birthplace. March 4, Chris’ Jazz Café. impossible extremes should be ideally served here. Feb. dello roots to the world concert stage. Ole!
17-March 13, Theatre Exile at Plays & Players Theatre, Jan. 30, Merriam Theater, 250 S. Broad St.,
REZ ABBASI The Pakistani-born guitarist’s ver- 1714 Delancey St., 215-922-4462, theatreexile.org. 215-731-3333, kimmelcenter.org.
satility takes him from music inspired by his home-
land to the idiosyncratically lush sound of his recent A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM This most en-
Natural Selection. March 5, Painted Bride. chanted(and enchanting) comedy is served up by a cast
of local favorites and that fine director of Shakespeare,
COMPOSER PORTRAIT: FIELDWORKA three- Charles McMahon. March 10-April 10, Lantern Theater
night series presenting the collective and individual Co. at St. Stephen’s Theater, 19 S. 10th St., 215-829-0395,
work of the inventive trio Fieldwork, comprised of lanterntheater.org.
three of modern jazz’s most advanced conceptual-
ists: saxophonist Steve Lehman, pianist Vijay Iyer THE MASTER BUILDER Director Ken Marini
and drummer Tyshawn Sorey. March 11-13, Christ and a distinguished cast take on Ibsen’s saga of a man
Church Neighborhood House, 20 N. American St., ars- immersed in midlife personal and professional free
novaworkshop.org. fall. More than a century after it was written, the play PILOBOLUS

has never seemed fresher. March 23-April 17, People’s


Light & Theatre Co., 39 Conestoga Road, Malvern, PENNSYLVANIA BALLET For its first
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BY DAVID ANTHONY FOX three well-known dancemakers display
HELL Director Lane Savadove’s exceptional imagi-
the epic sweep of ballet: William Forsythe’s
THE UNDERSTUDY All About Eve meets Kafka in nation should be on full display with this theatrical
The Vertiginous Thrill of Exactitude,Chris-
Theresa Rebeck’s satirical and touching backstage com- retelling of Henri Barbusse’s brilliant novel of life (and
topher Wheeldon’s Polyphonia and Twyla
edy, an off-Broadway hit in 2009 and already a regional death, and everything in-between) in a Paris board-
Tharp’s In the Upper Room. Feb. 3-6, Mer-
theater favorite. Through Jan. 30, Wilma Theater, 265 ing house. April 27-May 15, EgoPo Classic Theater
riam Theater, paballet.org.
S. Broad St., 215-546-7824, wilmatheater.org. at the German Society, 611 Spring Garden St., 215-
552-8773, egopo.org. KUN-YANG LIN/DANCERS Taiwan-
A MOON FOR THE MISBEGOTTEN Eugene ese choreographer Kun-Yang Lin uses
O’Neill may be America’s greatest playwright — and 26 MILES Playwright Quiara Alegría Hudes is
calligraphy, martial arts, tai chi and tra-
he wrote nothing finer than the mournful, intimate- quite the local-girl-makes-good: The West Philly na-
ditional Chinese dance to bring an entirely
yet-epic Moon,which features one of the greatest of all tive wrote the libretto for the smash hit In the Heights.
new East-meets-West aesthetic to Philly.
female roles, here entrusted to the wonderful Grace Now the enterprising Flashpoint folks offer up her
Feb. 10-12, Painted Bride.
Gonglewski. Through Feb. 27, Arden Theatre Co., 40 mother-daughter road comedy. May 4-28, Flashpoint
N. Second St., 215-922-1122, ardentheatre.org. Theatre at the Adrienne, 2030 Sansom St., 215-665- ALVIN AILEY Artistic director Judith
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THE GLASS MENAGERIETennessee Williams’ first American Dance Theater is sending her
smash hit was once familiar to every high school student off on a high note. Doesn’t matter whether
in America, but now it’s a relative rarity. Too bad — it’s
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6, Walnut Street Theatre’s Independence Studio, 825 Feb.26-27, Academy of Music, 1420 Locust
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St., 215-893-1999, kimmelcenter.org.
and showmanship to Elements, a full-length world
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sion with TV cook-offs, you’d think the Bocuse d’Or
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for legendary French chef Paul Bocuse, that takes
place every two years in Lyon — would carry more
notoriety here. The obvious parallel when character-
izing America’s cursory interest in the world’s most SWING BATTER: Chef
prestigious culinary battle is soccer. Europe loves it Peter Felton’s “poussin
and waffles” is the
because they grew up with it; us Yanks witness how Fork & Barrel menu at
into it Europe is and assume it’s froofy and dumb. its most playful.
In 2009, Daniel Boulud and Thomas Keller joined
NEAL SANTOS
forces to change that. Just as the scrappy 2010 U.S.
World Cup squad renewed American interest in footy,
the chefs attached their big names to our Bocuse [ review ] crafts in the second-story Cask Saloon, but where Fork & Barrel
d’Or team in the hopes that a win/place/show would
excels is the rare, the endangered, the odd, the emerging. The

HOUSE OF WAX
cement our country’s epicurean footing on a global
barman had to sprint down to the basement to retrieve a 750 of
scale. It was a highly political and tortuously detailed
Liefmans Cuvée Brut, a beer that nearly became extinct when its
process, chronicled in engrossing style in Knives
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Illuminated by candles or not, Fork & Barrel’s holding company tanked. He unwrapped its garnet foil like a groom
at Dawn (Free Press, Jan. 4).
would his bride’s lingerie and used a traditional pouring basket
First published in 2009 and now available in ambitious beer program overshadows its
paperback, Knives at Dawn sees Andrew Friedman — it keeps the sediment in the bottle and not in your glass — when
here-and-there food. By Adam Erace
following America’s Bocuse d’Or squad — in ’09, it releasing the racy sour-cherry cascade.
was led by Timothy Hollingsworth of Keller’s French This bar is the de facto local champion of Italy’s maverick craft-
Laundry — from the beginning, starting with an FORK & BARREL | 4213 Ridge Ave., 215-848-1990. Open Tue.-Sun., beer scene, with Birrifico Italiano’s easy-drinking Tipopils pilsner
4 p.m.-2 a.m. Appetizers, $4-$12; entrées, $12-$18, desserts, $7. freshly tapped and a cellar full of Belgian-influenced paesanos that
intense semifinal in Orlando (featuring Top Chef

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winner Kevin Sbraga, plus Georges Perrier as a rmed with a theater usher’s flashlight, Fork & Barrel’s bar- proves the boot is more than just Peroni. When only five firkins of
judge) to the “pulsating thunder” of the competition tender went spelunking in the beer box. The multitudes of Dogfish’s “Gina” collab with Italian brewers Birra del Borgo and
floor in France, where patriotic food fans rival the pillar candles along the bar threw Gothic shadows through Baladin arrived Stateside, one went to Fork & Barrel.
rowdiest sports crowds. this deep, narrow East Falls tavern, and in the dark, it took my brew Scheller and his partners know their booze. The trio also operates
Covering the competition, which requires each steward a sec to unearth the Birrifico Del Ducato L’Ultima Luna, a Bethlehem speakeasy The Bookstore, plus Tap & Table in Emmaus,
country to lay out infinitely elaborate meat and peculiar Parmigiano barley wine. and has plans to expand their beer-geek-
seafood setups (far less accessible than the fare A minute earlier, studying the eight-draft, 120- MORE FOOD AND
chic brand into Center City later this year.
at an average restaurant; former White House chef DRINK COVERAGE
Their staff is whip-smart — maybe a little
bottle selection, I asked this bartender about the More on: AT C I T Y P A P E R . N E T /
Walter Scheib likens the food to haute couture), is
Luna. “How is it?” He looked at me, or through citypaper.net too smart, as it’s possible to get conversa-
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M E A LT I C K E T.
a dense endeavor. Thankfully, Friedman does a
me, and his eyes turned into saucers. “It’s Del tionally steamrolled with beers and brew-
splendid job dissecting the esoteric language of
Ducato … it’s amazing.” ers. When in doubt, just ask for a recommendation. Like my beer-
the formal kitchen, where organization is religion
At roughly $1.50 an ounce, the murky mahogany brew may be drinking buddy, whose tripel request yielded a sensationally spicy
and the chain of command is law.
Since the 2011 Bocuse d’Or goes down on Jan. amazing — still and sour, it’s as complex and funky as a fine taleggio De Dolle Dulle Teve, you won’t be steered wrong.
25 and 26, Knives at Dawn is a peerless primer — but it ain’t cheap. Few of Fork & Barrel’s bottles are, but owners While the beer service is impeccable, dinner service needs help.
if you plan to delve into the competition, which is Matt Scheller and Matt and Colleen Swartz curate a collection so Nearly 40 minutes passed before food arrived, and when it did, it
broadcast in more than 100 countries. For more, thrilling it more than justifies the price of admission, plus the travel was all at once. Nobody’s looking for an orchestrated repast, certain-
see bocusedorusa.org. time to this hilly waterfront ’hood. ly not in Fork & Barrel’s cool, casual digs, but a short intermission
(drew.lazor@citypaper.net) They’ve got the requisite Belgians stocked, as well as American >>> continued on page 40
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pies for sale! $600 USD 609-625-2679 Blk/White $250. 910-797-7068 certified check. Call 302-654-2038 Law Firm, 707 Berkshire Blvd., E. Alton, IL,
Beagle Puppies - Pure Bred, 8 wks, 1st 800-479-9533, ext. 6126. 1326 S. 31st St. 3br/1ba $700
shots, wormed, 2 F, $200, 610-495-5138 Eng. Bulldog pups: AKC, M/F, ready PITBULL pups, m/f, shots, wormed,
soon, $1195, Lgarman@emypeople.net. $250. 267-597-0396 section 8 welcome, (732)779-7671

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Bernese Mountain puppies, ACA, family Call (717)336-4398
& farm raised, shots, wormed, vet Pug F 2yr $250 2yr M $200, 2mo F $450 24XX So Juniper St 3Br/1Ba $1,250 mo
checked, avail 1/20. $950. (717)867-2725 ENGLISH BULLDOG 3M 1F AKC Champion Dachshund 1yr F $300. 215.280.6314 newly renovated bath and kitchen, washer
Pedigree $2,000 each. 267-294-4323 & dryer incl. Quiet street close to
Boxer puppies, champ bloodlines, 4 PUG Pups, AKC, fawn, 2 Males, 1 Female,
gens, adorable & healthy, hearts/hips English Bulldogs, ACA, home raised, shots, wormed, health checked, guaran- hospital & stadiums. 302-743-9002.
cert, AKC/UKC 5M, 2F, (302)494-5107 shots, vet chkd, ready 1/14, 610.587.8088 teed. Ready for a good home! $425.
(856)498-0261 or (302)834-2616 German Shepherd Pups: Large Boned. (717)355-0536. No Sunday calls please. 27th & Wharton 2 BR $700
www.Lamannaandpjboxers.com Parents on prem. Good with kids. Rottweiler Pups, 10, champ Bloodlines, basically new construction, finished base -
Boxer PUPS,Champ bldline, AKC Reg, (2) www.jolindys.com. (610)495-7247 ready 12/18. $700. 610-656-3679 ment, Sec 8 ok, Call Tony, 215-681-8018
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8 mo. M, $400, (1) 10 week old Female, (1) German Shepherd (white) pups, ACA,
10 Week old Male $700, 717.944.9920 or
derraeboxers@comcast.net
ready now, very cute $300 (717)687.6592
Golden Retriever Pups - AKC, 6M, 3F, Scottie Puppies, ACA, vet checked, fe-
BUYING EAGLES SBL’s
BULL MASTIFF PUPPIES: 3 males, 2 fe- $600/ea. 2 year guarantee,814-448-3792 WANTED - CASH PD 4th & Tasker 2 BR $775, Sec 8 appr
males, ready now! 215-431-8773 males $800. Males $750. 717-989-8345
new renov, hardwood, w/d, 215-525-4245
Great Dane Pups AKC, 1 blue F, 2 blk F,
1 blk M, spay/neuter contract, lrg boned, SHIH TZU PUPPIES - M/F, AKC Pedigree, CALL 215-669-1924K Home Healthcare Provider Seeking a
mature indiv w/exp to live w/ eldery fe-
pups will be huge. 3yr guar. 302.437.6041 1st shots, vet checked, Happy, healthy Eagles Playoffs: (2) Great Seats male patient in exchange for free rent,
pups, 609-576-9014 Sec 224, Row 1, (215)872-9616 share utils & small sal. Excellent for al-
Great Dane Pups: AKC Fawn & Brindle, ready working individual. (410)693-3711
parents on prem. $1200 (302)764-3184 TOY POODLE - AKC, white male, 12 wks, 16xx S Yewdall St. 3 BR $800+ util
BULL MASTIFF Pups Beautiful Fawn w/ Call 215-637-2729 or 215-639-3142 Eagles tickets (3) playoff, Jan 8 or 9,
LAB PUPS AKC Yellow, vet checked, hlth section 243, row 14, 215-990-0486 NANNY/HOUSEKEEPER remodeled, $2400 mve in, 267-278-2309
Black Masks Ready Now AKC Reg Shots,
Wormed $675 Firm 267-888-1796 guar,family raised. $400. 717-419-3000 Yorkie: 3 M, 10 weeks, will be small, Monday-Friday. Must have own car.
P.O.P, ex temp, $800-$950, 215.421.8032 Email resume: dexterpa@att.net 25xx S 62nd St. 3 BR/1 BA $775/mo
Lab pups, health gaurantee, shots & newly renov,open porch 215-680-4275
wormed, $150. Call 610-383-0382 YORKIE Pups, M $500, F $600.
Black & Beige, Must See! 215-205-6473 33 & 45 Records Absolute Higher $ NANNY WANTED Full Time live-in, in
CANE CORSO PUPPIES - blues & tans, Maltipoo pups designer pups 53xx Willows 3br $750
P.O.P., excellent bloodline, ready to go,
$600-$800. (215)400-0989
Males: 2 Bl, 1 Br, 1 Wh, $495.
Lgarman@emypeople.net. (717)336-4398
Yorkshire Terrier Puppies ACA Reg. Min.
from PA Tpk, $750. 717-335-2647 * * * 215-200-0902 * * * Collegeville area. Experience with babies
& toddlers. Call 267-231-9805 carpet floors, w/d hookup, Section 8 ok ,
267-230-2600
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20xx Church Ln 3br/1ba row $750+util
newly renov, rear yard, bsmnt, front
resorts/rent apartment
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porch, 1 mo rent 1 mo sec. 215-549-2404
56xx Thomas Ave. 3br $850
washer & dryer included, (215)313-2084 5311 Lena St. 3 BR/1.5 BA $850
newly renov, w/w, cntrl heat 267.235.1166
58xx Walton 3Br/1Ba $775+utils BrierCrest huge 5br slps 12. SawCreek,
open front porch, quiet block, newly renov 3br/2ba slps 8, 1/17, 1/21, 1/28, 2/4, 2/11, 75xx Sherwood Rd. 2br/1ba $800+utils GREENE & HARVEY-WINTER SPECIAL! Upper Darby Studio $600 1br $700
60xx Magnolia St 2br $590+utils 2/21, Weeks or Weekends, 609.587.9493
"The Landlord that Cares" backyd, open front porch, 215-242-6910 close to transp & shops. 267-249-2506 Lux. 1BR’S Newly dec, w/w, g/d, a/c cable Incl heat & water, exc loc. 347-703-6216
Tasha 267.584.5964, Mark 610.764.9739 SPLIT ROCK 4BR, sleeps 10. Overbrook Park 2Br $750 ready, Laundry/Beauty parlor/off strt prkg
267-918-3991 AC/heat, gd cond, pvt prkg 215-266-4471 215-233-3322, 215-275-1457
5xx Yewdall 3br $750 Manheim St. 4 BR $1100
newly renov, hrdwd floors, new kitchen, Logan, Mt. Airy & Germantown: 1 & 2 BR EAST OAK LANE-Furn rm - share house,
renovated, ready now. 215-715-4777 Starting at $625, newly renov., beautiful

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lg bathroom, near trans, 215-495-7191 $450/mo Inc util,sec req’d: 215-549-0634
apts, close to trans. Call 215-740-8049
73xx Theodore St 3BR $950 Balwynne Pk 2 BR $795+
newly renov, fin bsmnt, 215-892-6848 2nd flr duplex, w/d, garage 610-649-3836

2xx Cliveden St. 3br $850+utils


Porch Carpet Newly Renov 215-677-1888
marketplace 22nd & Hunting Park, renov, lrg rm, furn
$85-$95 wk 2nd week free! 215.960.1600
55XX Harmer St 3br $750 39xx Lankenau 2 BR/1 BA $775+ 23xx N. 17th St, room, use of kitch/ba,
w/d, carpet. Sect 8 ok. 267-230-2600 1st flr, w/d, garage, avl 1/15, 610.316.4443 $85/wk, SSI Welcome, 215-651-6564
Bryn Mawr Av., 1 BRs, hdwd flrs, $625- DOMINO LN 1 & 2 BR $745-$875 24th & Allegheny Clean Rms, $100-

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5836 Fernwood Ave. 3 BR/1.5 BA $975 725+ cook gas & elect. 215-247-0670. Renov, prkng, DW, near shopping & dining, $125/wk. $375 mvn, 267-251-0382
1 car garage, close to trans, 215.784.9952 2449 E Ann St. 3BR/1.5BA $850 4xx S. 8th 2BR $1040+ HEAT INCL. mve-in special, 1st mo free. 215.500.7808
newly renov,central air/heat,267.767.3551 yard, bi-level, call after 1pm 215.218.9174 Manyunk Ave. 2 BR $995+ utils
58th & Christian 4br/1ba $1050+ Bella Vista, 2BR, 2 ba, full amenities, hrdwd flrs,c/a, w/d,no pets, 267.315.3095
Brand New house,sec 8 ok 610-649-9009 Roof deck $1500+utils. 215-407-4091 13th & Erie 1br or 2br $600 27th & Lehigh $125/wk, nice rms, well
3 months to move in (215)228.6078 maint, amenities avail (610)667-0101
58XX BELMAR Terr Lrg 3BR, New paint, Front St / Northern Liberties (2) 2br,
Refrig, porch, yard $725+, 267-645-9421 13xx Sedgley 3Br $675 2538 N 15th 2 BR $600
no pets, Sec 8 OK, app fee. 215-335-3615 (2) 1br bi-level, deck, oak kitch, hdwd, 35xx 11th St. Studio $450 63xx Germantown Ave 2br $675/mo 30th & Dauphin vic rooms
w/d, $1150-$1350. Call (215)879-5300 Avail immed, Section 8 ok, 215-680-2538 Lrg, low utils, w/w cpt, yrd, 215-681-3896 267-975-4602 or 215-763-6951
60xx Pine 3 BR/1.5 BA $750+
newly renov, w/d, avl 1/15, 610-316-4443 18xx Schiller St. 5Br $975 47xx Rorer St. 1br $425 G’town & Washington Ln Effic $470 30th & Wharton: Clean rooms for rent.
no pets, lrg yd, credit check 215.335.3615 no pets, credit check. 215-335-3615 newly renov,2nd fl, utils inc, 215.552.5200 $100 wk. $300 move in. (267)251-0382
659 N. Yewdall St. 2Br/1Ba $600+utils 1545 S. 30th St. 1BR $550/mo 5729 N Park Ave 2 BR $750, incl gas Kentwell Hall/Mt. Airy 1BR $750 33rd St & Ridge Ave $100-125/week
1st month+1 month security 215.477.8254 20xx E Ann St. 3br $650 $1100 move in. (215)781-8049 3rd Flr, Kitchen & Bath, 267-977-5194 All our units have hardwood floors Larg e renovated furnished rooms near
Sec 8 ok. No pets. 215-539-7866 through out and vaulted ceilings. Separate Fairmount Park and bus depot.
727 Holly 3 BR/2 BA Sect 8 ok 1951 S. 22nd St Studio $450 +util K37xx N. 15th St. 1BR $575/mo living room and dining room. Located near 215-317-2708
LR, DR, Kit Frnt & bk yd (215)758-5120 32xx Potter St. 3 BR $675 1st Floor Rear. Call 215-207-1123 $575/move-in heat incl 215-792-6620 route 18 bus and Chestnut Hill East train
newly renov, credit check, 215-327-2292 20xx Christian St. Studio $725 line. Ask about our specials! 2BR-$850. 42xx Frankford Ave 1br $490
W. Phila 2br/2ba, 2 story house, fully 215- 844-1200
furn’d, 2 TV’s,w/d, a/c, etc. 267.496.6448 2 months to move-in. 856-629-9529 2nd flr, prvt kit & entrance. 215-289-2973
1145 W. Venango St. 2br $600 Pickering Ave 1Br/1Ba $700 43rd & Wallace, furnished, $90/wk, incl
hw flrs, new kit/bath. 215-519-7336 liv room, din room, heat & hot water incl, utils, $180 move in. 267-357-5216, lv msg
54xx Akron St. 3br/1ba $825+ utils minutes from Malls. 609-254-7618
13th & Erie 2 BR $650
2 month sec. (215)888-3010 11xx S 52nd St. Lg Studio $430 spacious rooms, updated kitchen, conv W. Mt. Airy 2br/1 ba apt $1050-$1150
West Phila. 3BR/1BA $750/mo + util Move-in 1 month security. 215-917-1091
43xx Reno St. loc, 267-872-4709 or 267-304-3220 In restored Mansion, frpl, LR, hw flrs,mod
No pets. 215-900-5112. 17xx Springfield 2BR $675+ utils kit w/ ceramic flrs, SS new appls, wd, ca, 54xx S. Yewdall Spacious furn rms ca-
1500 W Erie Studio, $500. off st prkg, Across from Upsal train sta-
hrdwd flrs, w/d hkup, gar, 267-230-2600 Also 1 BR, $600. Call (267)230-2600 ble rdy, full kit, $125wk 267.602.7074
tion, Call A Jefferson @ (215) 849-4343
25xx E. Gordan St. 2BR/1BA $900. 1900 S. 65th St. 2BR Apt 1819 N 27th St Efficiency $600 incl utils 56xx Warrington clean/quiet very warm,
all new renov. thru out (267) 240-5841 Newly renov, Lic #400451, 267.767.6959 Lg clean, furn’d ,community kit, security $200/bi-wkly, $400/mo (215)668-3591
6608 Haddington Ln 3BR/1.5BA $885 deposit req’d. near trans 267-809-3809 60xx Vine St, $115/week, 2 week security,
6624 Leeds St. 3BR/1BA $995 2113 S. 65th St 2 BR $800/mo 6751 N. 13th St 1 br $490 2br $595
spacious apt, incl all utils, 215-280-0794 18xx Glenwood 1 BR $500+ utils cable tv, Please Call Gee 267.767.4496
nw rugs,w/d,a/c,d/w,bsmt 215.740.4900 cln,good location,new paint 215.316.7117
2nd flr duplex, credit check 215-878-9309 623 N 54th St. Rooms for Rent $100/wk,
46xx Kraydor St. 3br/1ba $875 55xx Larchwood 2BR $650+ utils 67xx N Broad St. 2BR $650/mo $400/mo. SSI Welcome. 215-205-3261
OVERBROOK PARK 3 BR/1.5 BA $1075 Backyard, storage space, 484-908-2306 2nd flr, EIK, crpt, front yd 215.276.2003
Also houses in Upper Darby 610.642.5655 finished bsmnt, lndry, modern kitch, deck,
newly remod, garb/disp (215)327-0303 63rd & Market, 13th and York,
58th & Cobbs Creek 1 BR $500+ utils 67xx Wyncote 2Br $650+utils 15th & Clearfield, Call 267-506-4006
Overbrook Park 3br/1.5ba $1200 newly renovated, call 215-477-7662 48xx N 11 St. 2 BR $675+ utils 2nd floor duplex, 267-975-8521
new renov, nice kitch, a/c 215-669-9417 Byberry/Bustelton Vic 2BR $850+utils Studio, $500, newly renov, 267.602.6739 652 Brooklyn, $100 week. $300 to move
1st floor, newly renovated, C/A, refrige, 63xx Elmwood Ave 1br/1ba $525/mo 51xx N 12th St. 1 BR $525+ utils in. Furn w/refrige, no kitch 215-781-8049
D/W, W/D, w/w carpet, cable, near 3rd flr, nice, new, clean, Joe 267.716.8090 1st floor, laminate floors, (215)284-7944 6th & Erie - Clean room, $400/mo
transp, no pets. Ted 215-852-4544 Broad & Chelt. 1br $650 Studio $525 includes utilities, $100 sec. 215-229-2423
67xx Guyer Ave. 1br $675+elec Quiet, Balcony, SEPTA 215.717.8245
19xx N. Croskey St. 4Br/1Ba $800+utils duplex, renovated, w/w, (215)407-1395 All Areas: Furnished Rooms $125/wk
no pets, Sec 8 welcome. 215-609-4029 Cottman & Bustleton 3 BR/1.5BA $900+ No Crdit Ck, move in today 267-499-6847
2 story, modern kitch & ba, 215-280-2523 2xx W. Rockland 2br/2ba $695+util
+ Game Room & Yard. 215-805-6455 Brewerytown: Move in Special lux. rms,
24th & Clearfield 2br $675+utils 19xx E Orleans 2 BR $595 $450, Won’t last long, 267-632-3286
large kitchen, renovated, 1 month rent & FELTONVILLE 3br/2ba $925+ 12xx W Belmont 2br $550 322 E Olney Ave 2Br/1Ba $650 1st floor, available now, 267-968-7043
security, basement, (267)421-1028 basement/gar, Sec 8 OK. 215-757-4260 renovated, section 8 ok, (215)424-2785 1st floor, Sec 8 OK. (215)989-0891 Broad & Erie $110/week + security,
single, furn, c/a, 2.5BA’s (215)880-1799
14xx N. 52nd St 1Br $600 The Julien Apts- 5600 Ogontz Ave
24XX TORONTO Lrg 3BR, New paint, Juniata 3 BR/1 BA $875+ Studio, 1Br& 2Br-Bright & Spacious Apts. Broad & Erie, share kit & bath $85+/wk

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Refrig, porch, yard $750+, 267-645-9421 2 mo sec,1 mo rent., Mr Tan, 267.287.3175 2nd flr, $1800 move-in. 610-454-0292 16xx Harrison St. 1Br/1Ba $550 NO DRUGS 215.228.6078 or 215.229.0556
1st Month Free to Qualified Applicants
4xx S. 62nd St 1br $600+utils Students,Senior Citizens&Sec 8 Welcome! 1st flr, hdwd flrs, close to transp & hospi- Broad & Hunting Park: lrg rooms w/ pri-
28xx N. Taylor 2Br $600+utils $1800 mvn, 2br also avail. 267-972-9693 Call or Come In M-F 9-5pm 215.276.5600 tal, clean, new paint, porch. 215.748.4745 vate bath, $110/wk, 215-552-5200
carpet throughout. 215-828-1530 Mayfair 3br/2.5ba $1,300+utils
walk-out bsmt, w/d, No smkg/pets, short/ 50th & Race Vic 2 BR $695+ 4645 Penn St. 1BR $550 newly renov. Broad & Olney deluxe furn rms priv ent.
28xx Ringgold 3br $700+utils long term, no garage 215-947-2805 til 8p $1200 to move in, Call 610-772-4373 Gas and water inc. 215-781-8072 $110/wk Sec $200. 215-572-8833
renovated, Sec 8 OK (215)424-2785 15th & Erie 2 BR, 3rd flr $550+utils 4840 Oxford Ave Studio, 1br & 2br apts Broad & Somerville clean, furn, newly
OXFORD CIRCLE 3 BR/1 BA $875+ 52nd & Parkside 2 BR $650+utils Ldry,24/7 cam 267.767.6959 lic# 214340
3rd flr & studios from $500. 215.284.7944 renovated, no smoking, 267-809-7866 decorated, near transp. 215-455-7488
3130 N 27th St. 2br $575+utils garage, no pets, Call 215-750-3612
23xx Tioga St. 2BR 3rd flr $575+ utils Orthodox & Leiper 1 BR $580 BROAD St: Move in Special $190, Large
porch, bsmt, starter home (215)227-3331 748 S. 60th St. 2 BR $700 2nd floor, clean 215-289-2973
1st/last/sec, Call Mike 215-908-8576 cln furnished rms,w/w crpt,215-681-3896
Call 856-974-0060
44xx N 3rd 2br $650 Broad & Hunting Park 1 BR $575+ Broad & Wyoming area, lg,fully furn, cln,
spacious, close to trans, 267-230-2600 Move-in immediately. 215-621-7923 $200 sec. $135-$150/wk. 267-784-9284
Bensalem 3 BR/1.5 BA $1600
sgl fam, nr Neshaminy mall 215.757.6672 Hunting Park 1br $550 11xx Cottman Ave Efficiency $495 Camden NJ, quiet furnished room, use
Brewerytown 3br/2ba $900 water inc good loc, clean, new paint, 215.626.4339 of kitchen, in my lovely single home,
basement, small yard, near trans, 2 mo 10xx Belmont Ave 1 BR $575+ elec 3rd flr, kitch, $1650 move in 215.232.0939
1st flr, laminate flrs, priv entr, fenced yard, 19xx Haworth St 2br Sec 8 ok $125/week, 2 weeks rent & 2 weeks se-
sec, 1 mo rent, avail 2/1, (215)765-5256 Hunting Park/Nicetown Apts 37XX N. curity. (215)549-2404
$1150 move in, cats welc, 215-868-8748 newly remodeled duplex, (215)205-9910
Sydenham St. Effic. $450 utils, 1 mo
Ogontz/Broad vicinity 3br/1ba $1000 S. 60th St. 2 BR/1 BA $990 rent & 2 mos sec, App Fee 215 879-9101 6812 Ditman St. Large 1BR Church & Frankford, Room & Apt
Brookhaven 2BR/1.5 BA $1,300 No Drugs. 610-291-4448, after 2pm
renovated, 1mo rent & sec (908)294.1710 Cambridge Square Twnhse. 215-353-1919 newly renovated, spacious, voucher pro- prkg, lndry fac. 267.767.6959 Lic# 212751
grams accepted. Call 215-669-7813 Lawndale 2br $725+utils Darby area N/S, $125/wk cable & utils
2nd flr, w/d, fridge, c/a (215)342-2140 inc, use of house, 484-469-0753
W. Phila 2, 3, 4 & 6 BR Avail Now 172 W Manheim Studio $525+ 1br $625+
1st Mo. Rent Special. Call 215-386-4791 Northwood 2 BR $600+ utils Frankford area $95-$130/wk
12xx Hilton 4 BR/2 BA Sect. 8 o k Available immediately. $800 newly renov. Sec dep req. 215-432-5637
move-in special. 215-317-3785 LR, full kitchen & bath, 609-868-1342
behind Temple Dental, new paint, porch, Blue Bell 3br/2.5ba Condo + loft $2200 Germantown 53xx Wakefield St: Huge
yard, near transportation (610)337-2244 Paul St. Studio 1br &2br $480 & up
like new, new appliances, private brick next to transp & schools. (848)466-0059 rooms for rent, no sec dep 215.852.2965
patio, Call 610-608-8102 38xx Haverford lg 2 BR $640+utils Germantown Area - Nice Cozy Rooms
xxx Torresdale Ave 1BR $650 & 2BR
hrdwd floors, washer/dryer, 215-917-1091 $850+utils. Sec 8 & Handicap welcome. Private entry, no drugs. (215)548-6083
Lafayette Hill 2BR/1.5BA $1200/mo. Not Wheelchair accesable 267-992-3233
4616 N Marvine 3 BR/1 BA $700+utils Condo Bright and updated. Heat & Water Powelton Village Effic. $520; 1BR $640 1BR & 2BR Apts $690-$835 Germantown Beautiful furnished room,
dryer,fridge,$2100 move in 267.978.4446 Included. 610-497-2700. + util, 1st flr, gd trnsp, 3 mo adv, gd credit, spacious, great loc., upgraded, heat incl, cable ready, kitch $425/mo. 215.438.8911
negot. No Drugs/Smoking 215-222-6060 PHA vouchers accepted 215-966-9371 Germantown - LARGE Rooms for Rent.
236 W WALNUT LN effic/1br fr $540 Please Call (215)548-4629; 8am til 6pm.
Collingdale 2 BR $750
SPECIAL-$99 Sec Deposit! HISTORIC full bsmnt, w/d, a/c, ceiling fans, w/w, Germantown, Room $85 wk
203 W Spencer St 3br/1.5ba $900+util Apts. Close to transp 215-849-7260 conv to trans & shops, 610-358-2438 $255 to move in. Call 215-817-4898
Newly Renovated, Call (215)284-1091 Somerdale 4 Br/1.5 Ba $1595+ 61xx Nassau Rd 1 BR $550
central air, garage, yard, family room, LR & DR, hrdwd flrs, (267)230-2600 5220 Wayne Ave. Studio & 1br Glenolden lg 1 BR $675 KENSINGTON, Clean Furnished Rms, No
dining room, laundry, 856-346-0747 newly renov 267.767.6959 Lic# 507568 includes heat & cold water, 2nd floor, off drugs $300-$400, Call (856) 465-6807.
6239 Haverford Ave 2br $650+utils 5321 Wayne Ave Efficiency $550 St. parking, EIK, Must See! 610-636-4808
1st flr, 5 room, back yard, 215-747-9098 North Phila, West Phila & Logan- Private
1 BR, $600. 2-3br $700. (215)776-6277 Lansdowne spacious 1Br $750+utils entr, $70-$125/wk + APT, 609-877-0375
15xx Wingohocking 3 BR $850+ sec 6559 Haverford Ave 1br $595 close to trans610.772.4509/610.284.1323
Sec 8 ok, 215-329-2863 or 215-229-2433 601 Church Lane 1br & 2br apts N. Philadelphia, 21XX Marston St,
lg deck, w/d, a/c, nice rugs 215.740.4900 nr LaSalle Univ, 267.767.6959 lic#494336 $320 per month, SSI OK. 215-817-7188
Hts, NJ 4br/2.5ba $1595 UPPER DARBY 1 BR $725
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16xx Juniata 2 BR Sect. 8 ok newer 2 story beauty, cent/air, porch, 7418 Brockton Rd 2br $795 64xx Lambert 3 BR $825 prvt entrance, w/w, AC, close to transp & N. Phila. Furn, Priv Ent $80 & up, SSI ok
new paint, decor, nr trans (610)337.2244 deck. washer/dryer. 856-208-1133 c/a, w/d, deck, cent vac (215)740-4900 Renovated, w/d hookup, 267-230-2600 shopping, all utils incl. 610-358-2438 Near trans. Avail Immed. 215-763-5565
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Silver 16,500 miles. 856-795-2047 Rims - Auto Rads. Call 856-357-3972
N. PHILA Including gas, elec, W/D, crpt,
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$125wk util inc, no Smoking 267.385.5932 Toyota Sienna 2006 $17,800
Impreza Outback Sport 2004 $9,800 Silver 46,400 miles 215-432-8282
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CAMRY LE 2010 Only 29k mi $14,800
S. Phila & Hunting Park - near CC. auto, not a dent or scratch anywhere,
Lowest Rates. SSI ok. 215-668-4812 you’ll think its new, fac warr.215.464.2741 A1 Prices for Junk Cars,
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215-206-3832 or 267-804-0101 Black 84k hwy mi. Power Win & Locks
267-393-3296
SW Phila: $100-$150/wk, priv BA, priv JERSEY GIANT SHOW
entry,single occupancy.267-597-1536 GARDEN STATE EXHIBIT CENTER
Toyota Corolla LE 2005 $6600 SOMERSET, NJ EXIT 10 OFF 287
SW Phila., $110-$125/wk, $300 move-in Gray 102,037 miles Very Good Condition. Sat. Jan 8th 11AM-5PM
special, all utilities incl. (484)620-7182 215-432-9078 Sun. Jan. 9th 10AM - 4PM
Large variety of vendors including new
SW Phila 6529 Linmore: Rooms, incl ca- and used parts, tools, clothing and
ble & a/c, use entire house, kitch, LR, DR, jewerly, something for everyone. Enter in
absolutely No drugs. (267)228-4538 bike show-all makes & models welcome.
S 60 2003 $8000/obo. Free admission and cash prizes
SW Phila: Room, $300 to move in. Fully FWD, 91k mi., exc cond, (215)855-4703 Tattoo contest and fashion show
furn, shared BA & kitchen, 267-257-6327 Large selection of bikes on display
Call 518-864-5659
Tioga/Temple Hospital Area: large,clean
rooms for rent, no drugs. 215-225-4109
7\b`]RcQW\U West Philly $115-125 Newly renov. $350
Mercury Cougar 1970 $15,000
restored, matching #’s, nice 215.781.5940 Honda Pilot 2006 $14,995
1Wbg>O^S`¸a move in. 856-813-0992
Plymouth Barracuda 1968 $8500 obo
EX-L Silver, lthr, 5cd, new tires, rem start,
gps, clean carfax, 1 owner, beautiful, 97K ,
6O^^g6]c`a W. & N. Phila. nice rms, well maint, Model S, V8, 8 & 3/4 Possi 215-781-5940
kitchen privileges, utils incl 215-350-6626
215-806-7604

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W Phila. clean furn rooms. use of kitch,
 $120/wk, Soc.Sec & SSI OK. 267.847.9512

W & SW Phila Newly renov rooms, share low cost cars


& trucks
kitchen & bath, all utils incl. 215.768.7059

WYNNEFIELD - No drugs
$110/wk. w/cable. 215-307-3862

GMC Jimmy 4x4 1995 $1950

automotive (2) Yamaha 350 2001 $2600 obo


’89 Banshee, $2500 obo, 215-252-2951
auto, all pwr, insp, runs new 215.620.9383
Honda Accord LX 1998 $3590
sunroof, runs great, insp. 215-432-4580
Acura Integra 1997 $3895 HONDA CIVIC LX 1998 $4950
2dr, 80k, 5spd, gorgeous, 610.524.8835 67k miles, 1 owner, exc cond, keyless en-
try, moonroof, A/C & more (610)279-8110
AUDI A4 1999 $4,500/obo
CARAVAN 2005 $6900 All wheel drive, green, 150k mi, Honda CRV EX 2001 $4495
97K mi,6 cyl, very good con,856.308.3279 484-574-8590 190k, auto, AWD, gorgeous 610.524.8835
BVSQWbg^O^S`VO^^gV]c`O^^ BVWaWabVS[]abQ][^`SVS\aWdS Chevy Beretta 1996 First $1850 Honda Odyssey LX 2000 $2495
234k, Mechanics Special (610)247-1883
94k, auto, nw insp, runs grt 610.203.6561
W\abO\bZgUWdSag]cSdS`gVO^^g RObOPOaST]`VO^^gV]c`ag]c Hyundai Elantra GLS 2000 Asking $1500
F-150 4Dr Ext Cab 2002 $11,500/obo CHEVY Caprise Classic 1989 $1450
4 door, auto, loaded, clean. 215-518-8808
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50k, exc cnd, 1owner, xtras (215)778.7632 auto, all pwrs, 42K mi, insp 215.620.9383
Nissan Maxima 1999 $3450
bV]aSQZ]aSabb]g]cG]cQO\ b`OdSZS`aWbe]`YaW\SdS`g[OX]` CHEVY Lumina 1999
auto, extra clean, insp, 215-432-4580
$2590 exc cond, bal of warr, insp, 610.476.3614
TWZbS`g]c`aSO`QVW\O\c[PS` [Sb`]^]ZWbO\O`SOW\bVSQ]c\b`g Chevy Malibu 2000 $3950
NISSAN MAXIMA GLS 1996 $2100
automatic, all power, sunroof, leather,
]TeOgaASO`QVT]`PO`aeWbVO ACCORD 2008 $15,000 4 door, extremely economical, very de-
pendable, excellent transportation, origi-
120k, runs new. 215-620-9383
2 door, 4 cylinder, 5 speed manual. 6600
TW`S^ZOQS]cbR]]`aSObW\UOaWO\ miles. Garage kept. 215-677-3992 nal miles, quick private sale. 215-922-6113 Nissan Pathfinder 1997
4x4, sunroof, gorgeous, 610-524-8835
$3295

QcWaW\SeObS`T`]\bdWSeaSdS\ Civic LX 2008 Only 39k mi. $10,800


CHEVY Metro 1998 $1450
40 MPG, 5 spd, 64K, insp, 215-602-9383 NISSAN PATHFINDER SE 2001 $4850
aSO`QV]\ZgPO`aeWbVeWTW 4dr, auto, no dents, looks & runs like a 185k mi., black, exc cond, (215)805-9209
brand new car, fac warrnty 215-676-4037 CHRYSLER T & C MINIVAN 1996 $2150 Nissan Quest 1999 $2450
auto, all pwr, mint in/out, 114k, insp, runs 1owner, V6, loaded, TV VCR 267.592.0448
new, needs nothing. 215-620-9383
OLDS Delta 88 1988 $950
Dodge Intrepid 1995 $1,200 auto,all pwr,new ins,rns ex 215.620.9383
RIO LX 2008 59k mi. $5800 White, 162,000 mi. 856-981-8650
PONTIAC Grand Prix GT 2002 $3,700
4dr, auto, a/c, CD/MP3, no dents, looks & DODGE Ram Cargo Van 1995 $1850 2Dr, silver, auto, pwr moonroof, 28800 mi
runs like a brand new car (215)676-4046 only 20K miles, auto, a/c, heat, 6 cylinder, Ex. cond. Original Owner 484-420-4381

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new inspection, runs exc, 215-602-9383
TOYOTA CAMRY 1994 $1750
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all pwr,insp,129k,runs new. 215-620-9383
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IT NOW!  TownCar Sign. Series 2003 $11,500 Wht. 155K mi. grt cnd 609-386-9624 TOYOTA CAMRY LE 1997 $3095
47k mi., loaded, garaged, (856)931-5534 auto, sunroof, gorgeous, 610-524-8835
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