The hero interrupts the villain's monologue to explain that he is tired of hearing the same speeches over and over again. He tells the villain that his plan will fail like all the others and that he will be easily defeated. The hero urges the villain to skip the details and get right to the fight so he can enjoy the rest of his Sunday.
The hero interrupts the villain's monologue to explain that he is tired of hearing the same speeches over and over again. He tells the villain that his plan will fail like all the others and that he will be easily defeated. The hero urges the villain to skip the details and get right to the fight so he can enjoy the rest of his Sunday.
The hero interrupts the villain's monologue to explain that he is tired of hearing the same speeches over and over again. He tells the villain that his plan will fail like all the others and that he will be easily defeated. The hero urges the villain to skip the details and get right to the fight so he can enjoy the rest of his Sunday.
Description: Hero interrupts the Villain’s monologue
Genre: Comedic Listen buddy, I’m gonna stop you right there. You don’t understand how many times I’ve heard this kind of thing already. I’m honestly sick of monologues. You’re just gonna waste my time explaining your master plan and patting yourself on the back even though we both already know how this is gonna go. I’m gonna send you packing like I do to everyone else, and you’ll end up nothing more than a two-bit, D-list villain with an inferiority complex. If this was a comic book, they’d put you in a filler issue, give you a mediocre backstory, and never talk about you again. All you’re gonna be is a piece of trivia for superhero nerds with nothing better to spend their time on. But me? I’m the Golden “Boy”! I literally get paid to beat up people like you. So I have an idea, instead of giving me a novel, how about you just sum it up in a few words and let me enjoy the rest of my Sunday? What’s it gonna be? Kidnapping the Mayor? Bridge bombing? Mass mind control? I’ve seen it all buddy. You’re nothing special. That’s what you gotta get through your thick skull. You’ll never be an archenemy or on the starting roster of an evil team. You’ll never take over the world or have any henchmen. You’ll never do anything with your sad little life and that’s that. Oh, did I make you cry? Sorry man, but the truth hurts. You know what they say; if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Now let’s get this over with.