25 DAYS

OF CHRISTMAS JOKES
You don’t need a fancy Christmas Countdown Calendar to get the
kids excited! Make your own and have fun together.

INSTRUCTIONS SUPPLIES
STEP 1: Print out our joke template pages. Joke templates
Print on regular paper and color them, or print Colored paper
Markers
directly on colored paper. Scissors
STEP 2: Cut out the strips and glue the ends Tape or
glue stick
together to form links for your chain.
STEP 3: Kids can draw a joke a day, or can make the entire chain
first and then remove one joke per day for 25 days.

ADVENT CALENDARS
The first practice of advent calendars were from the 1800's in
Germany. The Germans made chalk marks on doors or lit candles
to count the days leading up to Christmas.

Advent is the time frame starting on the Sunday closest to the

feast day of St. Andrew the Apostle through the following three
Sundays until the anniversary of Christ’s birth on December 25.

Gerhard Lang modified his mother’s Advent calendars adding little

doors with chocolates inside, and they became a commercial
success in Germany in the 1900’s.

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Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
Because he wanted to see time fly!

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it soots him!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues!

What is Santa’s dog’s name?

Santa Paws!

What did Santa say to his wife when he looked out the window?
It looks like rain-dear!

How can you tell that Santa is real?

You can always senses his presents!

Why is Santa so good at karate?

He has a black belt!
What do you call Santa when he’s wearing ear muffs?
Anything, he can’t hear you.

What goes Ho Ho Whoosh Ho Ho Whoosh?

Santa going through a revolving door.

How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?

I have no eye deer.

What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas morning?

Sandy Claws!

What do elves learn at elf school?

The Elf-abet!

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In snow banks!

What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!

Why does Rudolph’s nose shine at night?

Because he’s a very LIGHT sleeper!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who?

Avery merry Christmas to you!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah. Yah who?

Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who?

Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Oh, Chris. Oh, Chris who?

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who?

Harry up and open your gift!

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

Quit hanging around!

What is a Christmas Tree’s favorite candy?

Ornamints!