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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your
face, like when you push them down the stairs
2.They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline
3. My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her
a loaf of bread and left her in the forest
4.My daughter asked me how stars die. �Usually an overdose,� I told her
5.A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey
mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you
think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
6.As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as
a tour guide was not the right choice.
7.Patient: Oh doctor, I�m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor:
Don�t worry. Mine too.
8.Having a mind that is considered dirty makes conversations far more interesting
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9.that awkward moment when you crack a joke and d place becomes dead silent.
10.that awkward moment when a girl insults you in front of your friends. and u
stand and do nothing about it
11.that awkward moment when everyone thinks you have a crush on someone when u
really hate d person.
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13.Imagine this.
You are a guy, and you find a girlfriend on Facebook.
You stay with her for a couple months, until you get tired of her for some reason.
You find another girlfriend while still dating your previous one.
You date both of them the next couple of months, until you get tired of them both
again.
You find a third girlfriend without both your girlfriends knowledge, while both not
still knowing each other.
You now have three girlfriends, all collecting money from you.
You later find out they are the same girl.
You later find out the girl is a guy.
You later find out the guy is your younger brother.
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18.Which of the following insects lays its eggs in horny, purse-like cases?

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