SCRIPT

“ALING KLARA”
(istorya kon maysa nga baglan)

1st scene
Theme (ordinary day) introduction of characters

Narrator: In one place somewhere in Manila, there once one boy named Tristan
who are so-called ‘famous’ because of his popularity due to his families’ influence
throughout their place. Pogi naman, yummy, kaso amoy putok nga lang. Aesthetic
daw pero nakalimutan magsuot ng deodorant.
(papasok sa scene si Tristan, naka ‘modern’ outfit and mayabang-type na pagkilos)
(insert yung close friends ni Tristan, Gail and Porsche)
Narrator: And here are the close peers of Tristan;
*Porsche, pangalan nya lang talaga pang mayaman pero ang totoo buraot sya,
social climber, insecure, inggitero.
(insert Porsche habang naglalakad/papapogi)
Porsche: “Ah talaga ba narrator?” (may patingin sa taas na kunyare hinahanap
yung nagsasalita then haharap sa audience)
(Insert Gail)
Narrator: at eto naman si Abigail Batumbakal Swift, MABAIT, MATALINO,
(Titingin si Gail na parang may hinihintay na sasabihin si narrator)
Narrator: o ano hinihintay mo?
Gail: syempre, ako ay magan----
Narrator: kalimutan mo na yun
(aalis si Gail ng padabog)

Tristan: “yow mga pareh!” (conyo accent) have you heard the latest news?
Porsche: “what was that tea again pareh?”
Gail: “oo nga Tristan, kalalaki mong tao marites ka!, btw ano ba yun?” (isa din
palang marites type)
Tristan: when I was riding on the jeep, and then there was something hilarious
happened,

(change scence)
Setting: jeepney theme: mainit, siksikan, weather: normal sunny day

Tristan: “kuyah can you please drop me off near MOA, or can you make it through
NU po? I’m not used to lakad lakad kasi eh, my Ferrari just ran out of gas kase”
Narrator: “naka Ferrari daw pero wala palang gas, how poor.

Driver: “Hanggang MOA lang to”

Tristan: “ah ghanon pow ba kuyah, if that’s so, then I’ll make it through NU by
walk nalang po”
“ang init pala pag nasa jeep kuyah no? bakit walang aircon yung vehicle
nyo here?”
(chirping sound effect)
(one hundred years later sound effect)
Driver: “MOA na tayo”
Tristan: “kuyah bayad po” (nag abot ng 1k)
Driver: “nako utoy wala bang barya jan? 12 pesos lang oh”
Tristan: “true ba yan kuyah? Just 12 peysos? How cheap naman”
“ ah kuyah do you accept GCash po, or Credit card?
Narrator: “at ginawang shopping mall ang jeep, nako naman talaga.”
Tristan: “ow, nevermind kuyah, just keep the change nalang po.

(back to reality)
(back to scene 1)

Tristan: “and something happened pa guys”

Gail: “sige push mo yang chika mo beh”
Tristan: “ghantow kasi yown mga guys, I was walking down the street, then
suddenly I saw manong and nagsesell sya ng dirty Ice cream”

(change scene)

3rd scene

Theme: (magsosortbetero, sunny day)

Tristan: “kuyah, can I buy some? Oh, wait, is this what you called dirty ice
cream?”
Sorbetero: “ay opo sir!”
Tristan: “ah kuyah, nevermind nalang po pala, my dad doesn’t allow me to eat this
kasi eh, coz’ my stomach will get hurt and if that happens, my dad will bring me to
Switzerland coz’ nandun po private doctor ko eh”
Sorbetero: “dami mong sinabi di ka din naman pala bibili” (galit na boses)
(back to reality)
Tristan: “I don’t know if I made manong upset e, what should I do?”
Porsche: “kaya naman pala e, sino ba namang di magagalit dun sa nangyare, kung
ako yun sinikmuraan na kita”
Gail: “guys, I have an idea!”
Tristan and Porsche: “what?”
Gail: “what if libre nyoko streetfoods?” (with may pa UwU effect)
Porsche: “jusko naman Gail! Akala ko naman kung ano na, ayan kasi, panay kain
nasa isip mo”
Narrator:mabait naman si Tristan, pero kung gano sya naging humble sa mga
‘well-off’ peers nya, ganon din sya naging bully sa iba nyang nakakasalamuha.

(change scene)

Setting: streetfood/night market, theme: bully, suspense, Weather: normal

Gail: “eto na guys, sabi na ‘di n’yo ako matitiis eh HAHAHA”

Tristan: “can you please shut up! Di keta lilibrey”
Porsche: “oo nga, manahimik ka nalang jan”
Gail: “eto na nga o, sabi ko nga, mananahimik na ako”

(habang naglalakad ang tatlo at masayang nag uusap, dito na lalapit ang isang
nanlilimos sa kanila)

Beggar: “pahingi naman po kahit barya lang, wala pa po kasi akong kain e”

(tinulak ni Tristan papalayo ang pulubi)

Tristan: “get out of our way!” (natumba ang pulubi)

Gail: “ano ba! Tristan!” (nilapitan ang pulubi at itinayo)
“ale, tanggapin nyo po ito, sige na po, umalis na po kayo”
Pulubi: “salamat iha,” (umalis habang masama ang tingin kay Tristan)
Tristan: “look at that, sya nan ga tong binigyan galit pa, I told you not to give to
that kind of people, why they can’t work for themselves instead of begging to
someone else”
Porsche: “tama na yan, tara na”