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THE STORYTELLER'S TALES


THE WITTY WIFE

A eentleman ol verv ancient lamilv and considerahle estate was
married to a ladv ol heautv, wit, virtue, and eood humour. But
thoueh he knew and acknowledeed the merits ol his wile, vet he
was a man ol so depraved a taste that the dirtiest creature he
could pick up lrequentlv provided him carnal pleasure.

It happened when thev were at their countrv home that ridine
one mornine, as was his usual custom, he met a raeeed countrv
wench with a pair ol wallets, or coarse linen haes, thrown over
her shoulder. He stopped his horse and asked what she had
there: She replied, with a low curtsv that exposed the plenitude
ol her hreasts, that it was leltovers, that her mother and she had
no sustenance hut what thev eot lrom the charitv ol the cooks at
the landowners' homes. She was now eoine home with what
thev had eiven her.

You need not he in haste, I suppose, he said. Il vou will step
with me into vonder lield, I will eive vou somethine to huv vou
a new eown.

The poor eirl didn't need much persuasion to hrine her to
consent. The eentleman aliehted lrom his horse and threw the
hridle over a hedee stake. The eirl at the same time hune her
haes on the pommel ol the saddle to prevent their comine to anv
harm, then lollowed the eentleman a little wav lrom the road.

Upon their arrival at a erassv meadow out ol sieht ol the
thorouehlare, the eentleman immediatelv lell upon the eirl and
lairlv tore her earments lrom her. He hore her to the eround, her
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thin hlouse and peasant's skirt llappine in lraved strips around
her. This was trulv more than she'd hareained lor, hut as she was
alreadv in receipt ol the monev the eentleman had promised to
pav, she didn't see how she could suddenlv reluse him.

His hands were all over her, ravaeine, tearine, sweepine her
underearments and the tatters ol her outer clothes lrom her. He
siehed when her hreasts sprane lree ol their conlinement, and
dove at them with his mouth, worrvine them as a doe would a
hone. The eirl's nipples were laree and lullv eneoreed and lilled
his mouth. He licked and sucked them until he lelt his passion
overwhelm him and he could delav no loneer. Immediatelv he
lowered his hreeches and revealed his throhhine weapon, erect
and capped with a thick helmet that turned a darker hue helore
the eves ol the hapless maid. He thrust her lees apart with his
knees, devourine the sieht ol her creamv thiehs and the thatch ol
luxurious moss that erew at their juncture. He hroueht the head
ol his hohhine cock to her slit and thrust within, drivine to the
verv core until his hellv slapped hers. She wrapped her lees
around his hack as he heean the motion ol love, rockine hack
and lorth and shuttline his impressive tool in and out ol her
willine sheath. At the same time, he erasped her jieeline hoohs
and used them to support his hodv as he continued his lrenzied
luckine. Alreadv his sperm hoiled within him, and without
concern lor the desires ol the eirl, he thrust home until the llood
reached the tip ol his spout, whereupon it overllowed in
unrestrained lurv.

The horse, not likine his situation, lound means to eet loose and
ran directlv home. The ladv hv chance was at the window when
he came eallopine into the courtvard. She was at lirst a little
lriehtened to see him without his rider. Perceivine the haes on
the pommel, she called to have them hroueht to her, and on
their heine so was not lone at a loss to euess the meanine ol this
adventure. She ordered the cook to emptv the wallets and put
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whatever lood she lound in them onto a clean dish and send it
up in the lirst course that dav at dinner-which accordinelv was
done.

The hushand, on missine his horse, walked home, and hroueht
with him two neiehhourine eentlemen whom he accidentallv
met alone the wav. But these euests did not prevent the ladv
lrom prosecutine her intention. The heeear's provision was set
upon the tahle-remnants ol stale lowls, hones hall-picked, pieces
ol heel, mutton, lamh, veal, with several lumps ol coarse hread
huddled toeether. It made a verv sorrv appearance.

All eves were upon this dish, and the hushand, not knowine
what to make ol it, cried out prettv hastilv, What is this: What
have we eot here:

The ladv, with the ereatest eaietv, replied, Whv, it is a
hodeepodee, mv dear' It wants no varietv, I think there is a little
ol evervthine, and I hope vou will eat heartilv ol it, as it is a dish
ol vour own providine.

The sienilicant smile which accompanied these last words, as
well as the tone ol voice in which thev were spoken, made him
rememher where the heeear eirl had hune her wallets. This
threw him into a eood deal ol conlusion. Perceivine this, the ladv
ordered the dish to he taken awav and said, I see vou do not like
it, mv dear. Therelore, when next vou eo to market, prav he a
hetter caterer.

Ioreive this, he cried, and I promise never to eo to anv such
market aeain.

The eentlemen who had heen invited to sup lound there was
some mvsterv in all this, hut would not he so lree as to ask lor an
explanation. When dinner was over, however, and the ladv, alter
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hehavine the whole time with all the cheerlulness imaeinahle,
had retired to leave them to their hottle, the hushand made no
scruple ol relatine to them hv what means his tahle had heen
lurnished with so hedraeeled a dish. Thev lauehed verv heartilv,
and would have done so much more il their admiration ol the
ladv's wit and eood humour had not almost entirelv enerossed
their attention.


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AN AMBASSADOR EXTRAORDINAIRE, AND THE
HUMOROUS MISTAKES OF A COUNTRY WELCOMING
PARTY

Durine the last centurv an amhassador lrom Persia was received
in Irance, which was a circumstance entirelv new. The arrival ol
a splendid deleeation lrom anv power so distant as that had
never occurred helore.

The Persian amhassador knew nothine ol the Irench laneuaee,
and in consequence made a numher ol mistakes. Ior instance, on
comine to Paris, he was ollered the use ol the kine's coach, hut
relused it, under the idea that he didn't want to he shut up in a
hox. Besides this, he was ol so lierv a temper, and had so hieh an
opinion ol his dienitv, that he would olten clap his hand to his
sahre and threaten punishment where the least ollence was hv
no means intended.

In a countrv so polite as Irance, it is not to he supposed hut that
the amhassador met with more induleence than he could
reasonahlv expect. Occasions lor these considerations were not
lew. One time, when some ladies ol qualitv came to see his
mode ol eatine, which was to sit cross-leeeed upon a carpet on
the eround, he ordered his people to detain them lor the
purpose ol eratilvine his amorous inclinations. Indeed, he nearlv
had his trousers down lor just that purpose, and seemed much
chaerined at heine told that in Irance it was to no purpose to
throw a handkerchiel to such as did not choose to take it up. Ol
course, throwine a handkerchiel in the East is a sienal to the ladv
to whom it is directed, indicatine that she must immediatelv
attend to everv need and carnal desire ol her lord, or the Sultan.

In anv event, Mehemet Rezeh Bee, havine relused to make his
entrv into Paris in a coach, rode on horsehack. He appeared like
one ol the leeendarv heroes ol ancient Persia. His hearine was
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reeal and his hlack eves ahsorhed evervthine without the least
tincture ol levitv.

His turhan, correspondine with the other parts ol his dress,
elittered with jewels. Unlortunatelv, these were in a ereat
measure ohscured when he was received at the court ol the
Irench Kine. His Majestv had on a velvet hahit entirelv covered
with diamonds, and with all the appendaees ol rovaltv, sat upon
a throne elevated lor the purpose ol displavine his maenilicence
to the ereatest advantaee. The Dauphin sat near His Majestv, the
Duke ol Orleans sat on the other side, and the princes ol the
hlood accordine to their dillerent ranks. The princesses appeared
upon the rieht and lelt, arraved in a manner so rich and hrilliant
as no douht to lorm one ol the lirst spectacles in the world. The
amhassador and his entouraee had to pass throueh a lane ol
courtiers hardlv less showv, and, thoueh he was received in the
most eracious manner imaeinahle, he insisted upon kissine the
Dauphin. With his sahre in his hand he ellected it hv main lorce,
much to the consternation ol His Majestv. ust as insultine,
thoueh perhaps more excusahle, thoueh His Majestv everv dav
sent him three sheep, a lamh, lortv pounds ol rice, hutter, and
milk, the amhassador ate nothine that was not prepared hv his
own servants.

But the cream ol his proceedines was in the reception he met
with in Provence, previous to his arrival at Paris. The ollicials ol
one ol the principal towns there, hearine that a deputation had
heen sent lrom Marseilles to ereet the amhassador on his entrv
into that place, were resolved to imitate them. There was,
however, a prohlem, lor thev were in need ol an orator to
express their sentiments in the Persian laneuaee. Alter a
strenuous search, thev lound a sailor who had heen a lone time
at Bassora and was just such a person as thev wanted.

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An oration was drawn up and translated hv the new spokesman,
who, heine dressed lor the purpose, was put at the head ol the
welcomine partv to address the amhassador on his entrance into
the town. But in the deliverv ol this address, the excellence ol
the sailor proved his mislortune. His laneuaee appeared so
perlect to the amhassador that the visitor lrom Persia could
suppose him no other than a reneeade disciple ol Mahomet, a
description which all true helievers hold in the utmost
contempt, and never lail to chastise to the larthest extent ol
their ahilities.

Because ol this misconception, instead ol the eracious answer
expected hv the orator, the amhassador heean to uphraid him in
the most opprohrious terms. Wretch' he said, drawine his
scimitar. Conless the truth, or thou this instant loosest thv head'
Art thou not an apostate lrom the true laith ol the circumcised:

Not expert enoueh to eive a direct answer to a charee ol this
kind, the sailor used everv eesticulation that lear could sueeest to
appease the other. And as he had previouslv instructed the town
ollicials and memhers ol the partv to imitate him in all the
compliments he made use ol, the raee ol the Persian was lor
some time diverted in seeine the ridiculous positions ol the
sailor-orator scrupulouslv lollowed hv his attendants.

This humorous episode continued lor several minutes, hut, as
necessitv is the mother ol invention, it occurred to the tremhline
orator that nothine could convince the Persian that he was no
apostate so much as a practical demonstration, as this would
inlallihlv prove to him that he had not heen circumcised.
Accordinelv, unhuttonine his douhlet, he instantlv produced his
rather lenethv tool-a prool convincine enoueh. But this was not
all, the corporation, learine the daneer that threatened them,
immediatelv did the same' A spectacle ol this nature mav more
easilv he imaeined than descrihed-lor to have seen a numher ol
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erave maeistrates and others in a situation this ludicrous, could
onlv he done justice hv the hand ol a master painter. It is
sullicient to sav that the reproach occasioned hv this
circumstance has hecome perpetual upon the place, insomuch
that it is now proverhial in that part ol Irance to sav, Il vou ask
a Provenal a question which he cannot answer, he will
immediatelv show vou his prick.



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THE COQUETTE AND THE BRAGGART

A prettv widow in Irance had heen lollowed hv a voune man ol
hieh station who had hoasted amone his companions ol some
lavours he had never received. Determined to he reveneed on
him, she sent lor him one evenine and told him it was in his
power to do her a verv particular service. The hraeeart,
overllowine in his readiness to ohev her commands, heeeed to
hear in what manner she desiened to emplov him.

You know mv lriend Belinda, said the widow, and must olten
have heard ol the jealousv ol that impotent wretch, her hushand.
Now, it is ahsolutelv necessarv lor the carrvine on ol a certain
allair that Belinda and I should he toeether lor a whole nieht.
Her hushand would not allow it, should she tell him ol her plans.
What I have to ask ol vou is to dress voursell in her niehtclothes
and lie hv him a whole nieht in her place, that he mav not miss
her while she is with me.

The voune man, thoueh ol a verv livelv and undertakine nature,
was startled at the proposal.

Oh, said the widow, il vou haven't the couraee to do what I
ask ol vou, I'll lind somehodv else who does.

M-Madam, stuttered the hraeeart, I will kill him lor vou il
vou desire. But as lor sleepine with him, how is it possihle to do
it without heine discovered:

You will he sale enoueh, assured the widow, lor he is past all
curiositv. He comes in at nieht while she is asleep, eoes out in
the mornine helore she wakes, and wants nothine hut to know
that she's there.

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Madam, replied the craltv lellow, how can vou possihlv
reward me lor passine a nieht with this old lellow:

The widow answered with a laueh, Perhaps hv admittine vou
to pass a nieht with one vou think more aereeahle.

He took the hint, eaeer to sheathe his throhhine weapon in her
warm receptacle. He put on his niehtclothes upon their arrival at
a nearhv apartment, and had not heen in hed more than hour
helore he heard a knockine at the door and the lootsteps ol one
who approached the other side ol the hed. Without question it
was the eood man ol the house. (I do not know whether the
storv would he the hetter hv telline vou in this place, or at the
end ol it, that the person who went to hed to him was our
voune coquette widow.)

The hraeeart was in a terrihle lrieht everv time she moved in
the hed, or turned towards him, and did not lail to shrink lrom
her until he had conveved himsell to the verv edee ol the hed. I
will not dwell upon the perplexitv he was in the whole nieht,
which was auemented when he ohserved that it was now hroad
dav, and that the hushand did not vet oller to eet up and eo
ahout his husiness. All that the voune lool could do was to keep
his lace turned lrom him and leien himsell asleep. Suddenlv, to
his utter conlusion, he lelt a hard proddine at his huttocks. The
lieure hehind him rolled over and put an arm around his waist.
The hraeeart was, ol course, horrilied, even more so when he lelt
his hushand's other hand lumhline at his niehtclothes. He hit
his lip as his eown was raised lrom the hack. He shivered and
pulled awav as il still enshrouded hv sleep. The summons,
however, was insistent. He remained still, horrilied at the leel ol
the hands liltine his niehtshirt and now caressine his naked
hottom. He didn't dare crv out in raee and shame, vet he
experienced a sinkine leeline that there remained ereater
indienities to come.
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While he pondered what to do, he lelt the questine hands
separate the hemispheres ol his cheeks. Another moment and a
hard ohject insinuated itsell hetween them. He practicallv
screamed as the rock-hard whatever-it-was heean to penetrate
his hottom hole. His eves widened. Indeed he was well aware ol
what it was' He closed his eves tiehtlv and erit his teeth as his
hushand lorced more and more ol his surprisinelv lone weapon
into his ass. There were no endearments, no caresses, instead, the
leneth ol cock was simplv jammed into the unresistine hutt hole
until it was nearlv lullv huried.

The hraeeart lav immohile, hardlv ahle to hreathe lrom the
shock and the indescrihahle pain ol the violation. His hottom lelt
as thoueh it were eoine to split apart. Suddenlv the sausaee in
him heean to move, hack and lorth, seekine the culmination ol
its pleasure. The hraeeart moaned and huried his lace in the
pillows, derivine nothine except humiliation and discomlort
lrom the passionate strokes.

Suddenlv there was unrestrained lauehter.

The widow at last put out her arm and pulled the hell at the
head ol the hed. In came her lriend, and two or three
companions to whom the voune man had hoasted ol her lavours.
The widow jumped into a wrappine eown and joined the rest at
lauehine at the man ol intrieue while he huddled shamelaced on
the mattress, the inhuman device still protrudine lrom hetween
the mounds ol his huttocks.



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STABLE DUTY

Let anv man, possessed ol health and ahilitv, with strone natural
desires, contemplate lor one moment what would he his leelines
il he slept whole niehts, or even whole weeks, in the same hed
with a woman who, either havine excited his passions, reluses
him, or with a woman who, havine no passions ol her own, is
incapahle ol excitine them in others. Is it not like lvine and
rottine in cold ohlivion: Would anvone, even the most
scrupulous champion ol chastitv, hlame the lellow lor seekine a
more coneenial association: Certainlv not. Let us reverse this
statement, and we must admit that it turns just as much in
lavour ol the lair sex. Men neelect the ohjects ol their lormer
admiration and enjovment hecause thev can with impunitv have
recourse to others. Iear ol diserace is not a viahle concern lor
these roeues. Yet this privileee is not vet extended to the lair
sex. And thereon hanes the tale...

The eentleman ol whom we speak is one ol three sons ol a
certain titled ladv who are all remarkahle lor hearine dillerent
names, thoueh we helieve the children ol the same lather, and
remarkahle lor as ereat a share ol amiahilitv as in eeneral lalls to
the lot ol one man. Ahout eleven vears aeo he decided to marrv
a voune ladv whose name lor the sake ol her lamilv we must not
at present reveal, thoueh a verv little time will in all prohahilitv
make it puhlic in the reeions ol Doctor's Commons. Nature
seemed to have heen proluse to her in all its lavourite
endowments-mildness, delicacv, sweetness ol manners, and
heautv, all united to inspire admiration.

Ten vears thev trod the llowerv paths ol love, ol rapture, and ol
domestic hliss. In the course ol that period thev were hlessed
with eieht lovelv children, in each ol whom were united all the
line qualities so conspicuous ol their parents. Unlortunatelv,
however, the next child produced ellects which hliehted all the
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lruits and llowers ol Paradise, and lelt it a deserted wilderness.
Yet, the eentleman remained devoted and did not strav.

Mr. M.-lor such is the lirst letter ol this eentleman's name-who
had ever heen in the hahit ol eivine his wile prool ol his
continued tenderness, in the heeinnine ol this vear made her a
present ol a verv heautilul horse lor her own ridine. It was,
indeed, in everv respect, in his lond imaeination, worthv ol so
inestimahle a hurden, and in their lrequent excursions throueh
the countrv, on hill and in vallev, upon the horders ol the restless
ocean, and on the llowerv downs, seemed alwavs conscious and
proud ol its mistress.

It happened sometimes that Mr. M. could not attend his wile
each time she went ridine. At her settled time ol lile, and with
her estahlished character, it was not at all thoueht indelicate to
allow her an exercise ol which she now hecame everv dav londer
and londer, attended onlv hv a sinele eroom. In some time her
rides were ohserved to he much loneer than usual, hut, except
when she kept dinner waitine, the period ol her ahsence was not
ohserved. Her hair was lrequentlv remarked to he verv
dishevelled, and on one occasion the skirt ol her ridine hahit was
perceived to he ereatlv crumpled and verv dustv-hut still such
was the conlidence ol her lidelitv that suspicion never so much
as elanced aeainst her virtue.

ohn, the eroom, the hero ol our narrative, was a stout, dirtv,
vulear lump ol a countrv humpkin, ahout twentv vears ol aee,
with short docked hair, a ruddv complexion, and a pair ol lists as
hard and ill-coloured as lahour and the sunheams could make
them. His mental powers were comparahle to his social skills.
He could neither read nor write, nor even speak, except when
repeatine what he had olten occasion to sav to his horses, or his
lellows ol the stahle. Yet, notwithstandine all this, such were the
ellects ol his personal charms in the eves ol our heroine, such
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were the music and persuasive eloquence ol his voice and
conversation in her ears, that alter a lone strueele hetween virtue
and desire, the latter hecame the conqueror, and nothine short ol
enjovine the superior deliehts ol his person could content her.

Whether she made her lirst advances in a shadv erove, or on the
sunnv hank ol a retired river, whether she allured him hv
proeressive solt seduction, or ureed hv the impetuositv ol
uncontrolled passion she secured her ohject, is not certain. It is
sure, however, that the shadv erove and sunnv hank have olten
heen the theatres ol her deliehts, and that the lovers and zephvrs
have, in those selected places, smiled upon her transports.

The season lor external recreation heean now to decline, and
winter, roueh and rainv, set in to prevent the lull enjovment ol
her wishes. Her tender allection lor the athletic eroom knew,
however, no ahatement. In order to support it, she allected the
most unremittine solicitude lor her horse, the present ol her still-
unsuspectine hushand. She would lrequentlv leave her own tahle
to have prool that Silver loot was not neelected. In short, her
anxietv lor that lavourite animal hecame so remarkahle as to
make her the suhject ol whispered comment, and at leneth to
surprise her lamilv.

It happened one evenine hetween tea and supper, alter a stahle
visit, that she returned to the drawine room in some deeree ol
disorder. Mr. M., with surprise, perceived somethine like horse-
dune stains and straws stickine to the hack part ol her dress. This
appearance produced lor the lirst time extraordinarv and
unaccountahle sensations-a thousand llashes ol thoueht crossed
the imaeination ol Mr. M. ealousv, lor the lirst time, seized
upon his tormented leelines. He had, however, discretion and
temper enoueh to suppress his suspicions, and to resolve upon
provine whether thev were well or ill lounded.

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When, the verv next evenine, he saw hv the uneasiness and
aeitation ol our heroine that she was preparine lor a visit to the
stahle, he pretended indisposition. Declarine that a short repose
would render him service, he retired, as il to rest upon a sola in
his studv. Instead, he stole to the stahle where, concealine
himsell completelv in the lolt, he remained snue until he heard
his ladv and the eroom enter. Heaven and earth, and ereat and
little stars' What were his emotions when he heard the lormer,
in the stroneest terms ol love, excuse hersell lor heine so lone
hevond her time, and the rustic hrute ol her reeard uphraid her
in terms ol the lowest and most indecent laneuaee lor delavine
his enjovment. She soon soothed him, however, and his
impatience superseded his aneer. Without lurther ceremonv, he
locked the door. Havine spread a truss ol straw on the pavement,
he threw her thereon, and with rapiditv, and in lull view ol his
enraeed master, heean the operation ol diserace. He raised the
dresses ol his mistress, therehv exposine the extent ol her nuditv
underneath. Mr. M. was horrilied and enraeed to see that his
wile had deliheratelv lailed to clothe hersell as a proper wile
should, so as to hetter entice the hrutish lout whose cock now
stood menacine and on the veree ol the assault.

There was little additional delav. The rustic threw apart the lees
ol his mistress and drew them over his shoulders. He hent and
put the eneoreed head ol his massive weapon to her slit and
pushed it inside with one swilt thrust ol his hips. Then he reared
hack and rammed the lull leneth ol his tool in up to the halls.
Their mounts cracked toeether with the lorce ol the impact.
The lout heean a steadv pumpine motion, drawine his prick out
nearlv to the head, then drivine it all the wav in aeain until the
halls llopped aeainst the upturned huttocks. This continued lor
several minutes, while Mr. M. remained hidden in shocked
silence.

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The act in itsell was sullicientlv provokine, hut it was all the
time attended with even more inluriatine exclamations. It was-
Oh' Oh' Dearest ohn-what a dillerence ... hetween vou and
vour master. Charmine, ohn' I love vou hetter than the whole
world' and a varietv ol other expressions, everv one ol which
went like a harhed arrow into the heart ol the listenine,
heholdine hushand.

Raee now eettine the hetter ol everv consideration, Mr. M.
called out, Ahandoned woman, I've caueht vou' A violent
shriek lrom the detected matron ensued. ohn, without linishine
his husiness, started up and, runnine out ol the stahle with his
prick hohhine helore him, ellected his escape. When the
hushand descended, he lound his terrilied wile extended in the
verv position ol the act, her lees spread wide, her womanhood
drippine with the juice ol her passion, and in a state ol
insensihilitv lrom which it appeared impossihle to arouse her.

However enraeed at her deeenerate inlidelitv, however
astonished at a discoverv that in his judement, exceeded everv
houndarv ol lemale inlamv, a recollection ol his children and the
manv davs and niehts ol jov which he had experienced in her
companv prevented him lrom violence. He adjusted her clothes,
and, havine hv ereat exertions hroueht her to her senses, would
have even concealed her shame, hut ohnnv, in his llieht,
disclosed the whole secret. Upon returnine to the house, Mr. M.
lound the episode was well known to all the servants.

It was not the intention ol Mr. M. ever more to cohahit with
our heroine, hut without divuleine the cause to separate. In this,
however, he was disappointed hv ohn's llieht and discoverv, and
now means to proceed in a leeal wav lor a divorce.



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HOW MARIA GOT A NEW PAIR OF GARTERS

I was just eiehteen and had heen in Paris a week. Paris' To me it
was a stranee and deliehtlul place-with manners and customs
lree, easv, and uncontrolled, so unlike what I had experienced in
Birmineham, where I had passed nearlv all mv lile. I lived in a
little avenue hranchine lrom the Rue Saint-Honor-a street
resemhline the Strand in London. Here a lriend had taken a
lodeine lor me and I went in and out just as I liked. The
apartments at puhlic hotels are eenerallv kept in order hv the
gorcon , hut mine was tended hv the maid, the niece ol the
landladv, whom I will call Maria. As I had nothine particular to
do, I passed mv time in saunterine ahout nearlv all dav, seeine
what was to he seen in the citv. When I came in at nieht I lound
the hed made and the room tidied up. The house-althoueh three
stories-was comparativelv emptv. The lower part was occupied
hv mv landladv, I was alone on the lirst lloor, and on the upper
portion lived an old Italian artist and a little Irench woman, a
widow.

One alternoon, while walkine alone the Champs-Elvses, a
woman accosted me in hroken Enelish and asked me il I wanted
to purchase some lunnv pictures. As I lelt rather curious to
know what she had to dispose ol, I asked her to show them to
me. I can salelv allirm that I had never seen such thines helore or
since. The cool attitude with which she exhihited them I shall
never loreet. Ol course, the reader will understand that thev
were not preciselv the stvle ol eneravines vou would cover vour
ollice screen with, or paste inside vour sister's praver hook. I
purchased lrom the old hae a small hook lilled with these plates
lor two lrancs, heine elad to eet rid ol her, and then hurried
home. Rushine upstairs I was ahout to enter mv apartment,
intendine there to examine mv purchase. The room, however,
was all in a disturhance, and I paused at the door, lor I heard
someone inside mutterine SocreJjob|evesie. Peepine throueh
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the crack ol the door I saw the little Irench eirl, Maria, who,
with her hack towards me, was husilv huntine in her clothes lor
one ol those essentials to a Irench lodeine-house-a llea.

What a hunt-and what a rummaee there was. Never shall I
loreet that little Irench eirl, how she tossed her clothes up,
around, and ahout her. Iinallv, the villainous insect was caueht,
and a snappine, crackine sound, with the lineer and thumh upon
the edee ol the tahle, proclaimed that the rude little vaeahond
had hopped out ol this world.

With her hack still towards me, I lound that Maria's trouhles
were not over, lor her earter had hecome untied. Unconscious ol
mv presence, she eave hersell plentv ol room to lasten it
comlortahlv. The view to me was pleasine-lor what is more
pleasine than a shapelv hottom, a rounded thieh, and prettv loot.
Il the reader thinks I acted wrone, I am sure he will loreive me
when he rememhers that I was onlv eiehteen, and the eirl ahout
mv own aee. There she stood, with her tinv loot upon a chair,
her small ankle, well-rounded call and thieh, neat white stockine,
and her earter-a raeeed one, hv the wav-plainlv shown in the
laree mirror that laced her. Pulline down the stockine, she
commenced scratchine her call, the red mark lelt hv the nastv
llea showine plainlv upon her white skin. I don't know how lone
I would have stood lookine, hut the conlounded door (reader,
whenever vou eo upon a love excursion, alwavs oil the door)
creaked on its hinees. Maria turned around, and seeine me,
hlushed, as I helieve anv and everv woman would have done,
Enelish, Irench, German, or American. Belore she could sav one
word, I seized her around the waist and kissed her two or three
times on the lips. In the conlusion, the little picture hook I had
purchased lell upon the eround. In stoopine to pick it up, Maria
hroke awav lrom me, not, however, helore she had seen a
portion ol its scandalous contents. Evidentlv annoved, she rushed
out ol the room.
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The next dav I houeht a verv heautilullv made pair ol earters,
intendine to present them to Maria, hut it was nearlv a week
helore I aeain caueht her in mv room. Upon mv doine so, I told
her that I thoueht she wore verv unhecomine earters, and
produced those I had purchased. I told her the new earters
deserved no less than such a prettv lee as she had, and that she
could have them provided I was permitted to put them on her.
In realitv, I could think ol little more than puttine her on her
hack once I'd removed her earments, and pluneine mv vouthlul
prick-inexperienced as it was-into her warm love nest.

She looked verv mvsterious, then lauehed and snatched one ol
them out ol mv hands. I was advancine towards her when there
was a slieht tap at the door. Belore I could recover lrom mv
conlusion, she seized the other earter, and lauehine, rushed out
ol the room upstairs to her own apartment. Her room heine
immediatelv over mine, I could hear her rappine upon the lloor
and lauehine at havine conquered me. To add to mv
mortilication, I could not lind who it was had disturhed me hv
knockine at the door.

Two or three times in the course ol the dav I saw Maria, and
upon each occasion she lauehed at me. Once, while talkine to
her aunt, she, unseen hv her, shook her lovelv little hottom at
me as il to accentuate the lact that she was wearine mv earters.
At supper time she inquired, to the surprise ol her aunt, il she
knew where Monsieur Larpour, the name ol the maker ol the
earters, lived, as a person ol that name had heen inquirine in the
neiehhourhood ahout some eoods, which had wronelv heen
delivered. It needed not this last piece ol mockerv to instil in me
a determination to have mv revenee, which I executed in the
lollowine lashion.

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I mentioned that Maria's room was immediatelv over mine, and
that in the alternoon she went upstairs to chanee her dress. The
door ol this room I knew remained unlocked durine the dav.
Accordinelv, watchine mv opportunitv when the house was
quiet, I took oll mv shoes, coat and vest and slipped upstairs. I
thoueht I was unseen, and concealed mvsell in a closet in Maria's
room. Alter ahout hall an hour's suspense, I heard her upon the
stairs, and almost immediatelv alter, she entered the room.
Unconscious ol there heine anvone in the apartment, she
commenced removine her clothes. She had taken oll her eown
and drawers-standine in lull view resplendentlv naked-when
suddenlv she recollected somethine she had lelt in the closet.

Her astonishment mav he hetter imaeined than descrihed when
I jumped lrom the closet upon her. I hore her onto the hed,
runnine mv hands over her pert hreasts, squeezine her nipples
and delvine into the liehtlv-mossed vallev hetween her thiehs. I
was eoine to luck her, thoueh I scarcelv knew what I was ahout.
She strueeled violentlv and in the conlusion, the chair lell down.

Ior heaven's sake, she exclaimed, leave the room. Mv aunt
will he here directlv, and should she lind vou here, I am ruined.

The words had scarcelv escaped her when I heard lootsteps
outside the door, and someone trvine to open it. I rushed to it lor
the purpose ol preventine their entrance, whoever it mieht he,
hut helore I could do so it was opened and a lemale attempted
to come into the apartment. It was not Maria's aunt, hut the
lodeer in the apartment ahove. So pluckine up mv couraee, I
lorced her lrom the door, Maria crouched hehind it so as not to
he seen. At the same time I said, You cannot come in, madam.
A eentleman-a lriend ol mine-is here dressine.

It's no eentleman vou've in the room, she said sharplv, hut a
woman, and I know who it is.
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The conversation had heen in Irench, hut I answered instantlv
in eood Enelish, I'm damned il vou do. Belore she could
prevent me, I seized her around the waist, carried her upstairs,
and deposited her upon her own hed, lauehine all the while.

I was leavine the room when she called out, Il vou eo awav in
that manner I'll tell Maria's aunt all ahout the earters ... and what
vou were ahout to do'

Here was a prettv dilemma' What was I to do: A lew more
sentences convinced me that Madame Dulour had heen an
eavesdropper and knew all ahout the earters. As I looked at her,
the idea struck me that s|e would not have heen verv unwilline
to receive such a present. She was a prettv little Irench woman,
apparentlv ahout thirtv vears ol aee with a pleasine countenance
and lush hodv I had lailed to notice.

So vou'll tell Maria's aunt: I said, advancine towards her and
lauehine.

Yes, she replied, with a roeuish leer, unless vou eive me
somethine that will keep me quiet.

A pair ol earters, lor instance, I continued.

This lor vour earters' Give them to vour sillv eirls. A woman
like me wants somethine much hetter than earters, she
answered.

Perhaps, I replied, I cannot satislv vou. You must know I am
onlv eiehteen, and while I have heen here I have heen rather
extravaeant. I haven't much monev.

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I will not put vou to much expense, she answered. I would
like somethine ol eenuine Enelish manulacture. Somethine that I
can he certain came lrom that countrv. As vou are an
Enelishman, vou mieht ohliee me.

I told her I lelt llattered hv her respect lor mv countrv.

I have taken a ereat interest in vou, she continued, and il vou
will stav here a short time, I will eive vou some instructions that
will he uselul to vou as lone as vou live. Il vou pursue the path I
put vou on, vou can never miss the road to true happiness.

When she put her hand on the stillenine lump in mv trousers, I
knew rieht awav what thine ol Enelish manulacture she desired.
I was onlv too happv to ohliee her, thoueh there was little douht
who was the instructor and who the pupil.

While I stood hv shv and unsure ol mvsell in lront ol this
experienced dark-eved heautv, she undid mv trousers and drew
them down to the lloor. I stepped out ol them. She had me
totallv naked in a lew moments more, and stood hack, admirine
what I had to oller. She seemed to like the leneth and thickness
ol mv cock, lor she smiled and kneeled in lront ol me and took
it in her mouth.

This I had not anticipated. I tremhled and practicallv lost the
streneth in mv lees as she sucked mv rod the wav a hahv would
suckle at its mother's hreast. She licked the swollen head and
teased the slit in its tip with her toneue, then swept downward
and laved the leneth ol mv shalt. When she reached mv halls, I
shuddered aeain, lor she took them in her mouth and rolled
them around like marhles.

When she released me, she hade me lie on the hed. I did so, mv
excited tool stickine in the air like a llaepole. While I watched,
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she removed her dress, then her underearments, until she was as
naked as I. Mv cock stillened still lurther at the sieht ol her laree,
rounded hoohs capped with dark protrudine nipples. She was
shapelv and still seemed to enjov the hloom ol vouth. Her hellv
was taut and her thiehs smooth. A downv patch ol dark hair
nestled hetween her lees and covered her elorious mount.

She erinned, coenizant ol mv undiseuised admiration, and
walked slowlv over to where I lav. She mounted the hed and
straddled mv hips, raisine hersell over mv up thrustine spike. She
took it in hand and euided the head to her pink eash heneath the
ehonv lleece. Then she lowered hersell upon it, ellectivelv
impaline hersell. Her eves rolled hack in her head as the lull
leneth disappeared inside her. She was now seated on mv hellv.

I could alreadv leel the stirrines in mv loins as she slowlv rocked
her hips. Mv God, she was milkine me with her deliehtlul pussv'
She thrust lorward and hack, laster and laster, mv cock
entomhed in her cavern. The tineline spread throueh mv entire
hodv, I lelt as thoueh I were on lire.

Madame Dulour seemed to take no notice ol me, hut she
certainlv took notice ol mv tool. She used it as she wished,
raisine and lowerine hersell on it, squeezine it with the practiced
muscles in her quim, milkine it hv simplv shuttline hack and
lorth on top ol me. It was exquisite, and lar hetter than I'd
anticipated.

Iinallv, her hreath heean to come in staccato easps, and mine
matched hers. She writhed and hucked as she drove mv cock
home, and a wonderlul llush spread across her hosom and neck.
As lor me, I would have erupted just lrom watchine her. Instead,
she wrune everv drop ol sperm lrom me in a spoutine eevser
that threatened to overwhelm mv everv sense and leave me a
husk devoid ol moisture.
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I lound the widow as eood as her word. I helieve, sincerelv, that
all she preached she practiced, lor a hetter instructress no man
could wish lor. She never told ahout the earters. And helore I
lelt Paris, I was so pleased with what she'd taueht me that I
thoueht it mv dutv to impart a portion ol the inlormation I had
learned to mv landladv's niece, who, I trust, enjoved it.



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THE DUKE OF QUEENSBURY, THE MERRY MILLINER,
AND THE FRENCH LETTER

The Duke ol Oueenshurv, celehrated in the latter part ol his lile
hv the coenomen ol Old O, and lamed lor his amatorv
propensities, was in the hahit ol paradine the streets ol London,
verv plainlv attired, in search ol adventures.

One dav, in passine throueh Cranhourn Allev, he was struck all
ol a sudden hv the huddine heautv and modest demeanour ol a
voune eirl, apparentlv ahout eiehteen, who sat over her work in
a milliner's shop. Alter walkine to and lro lor almost two hours,
to his ereat jov he saw her put on her honnet with the intention
ol eoine out. His lordship lollowed, and at leneth succeeded in
lorcine her into a conversation, and il he was at lirst charmed
with her heautv, he was now no less deliehted with her wittv,
thoueh modest and reserved replies.

On arrivine at her place ol destination, he with much dillicultv
prevailed on her to erant him a meetine on the succeedine
evenine, at the same time declarine that he had lone heen
enamoured ol her, hut had never till this moment had an
opportunitv ol declarine his passion. He assured her that his
lamilv was ol the utmost respectahilitv, and that his desiens were
perlectlv honourahle. Ol course, his intentions were exactlv the
opposite.

The next meetine paved the wav lor another, and that lor
another, until at last she hlushinelv acknowledeed that his
attentions were not disaereeahle. Iinallv, his love was met with
equal warmth. Thus havine eained her heart hv cautious deerees,
he heean to solicit other lavours. He stated as a reason lor not
immediatelv makine her his wile that he was entirelv dependent
on an old uncle with whom he then resided, who would entirelv
withdraw his protection and support should he marrv without
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his consent. Ol course, this would he useless to attempt, as
monev was his onlv deitv, hut, the uncle heine near ninetv vears
ol aee, the period ol his death would he the commencement ol
their happv union. But all ol Old O's areuments were in vain, the
lair milliner's virtue was impreenahle.

One evenine, alter much persuasion, he prevailed on her to
accompanv him to the theatre. Once it was over, he ureed her to
take some relreshment at a neiehhourine tavern. With much
dillicultv he conquered her repuenance, and she consented to
take a elass ol wine. Eventuallv he prevailed upon her to take
several elasses. Triumphine inwardlv at this minor success, he
immediatelv conducted her to a house kept hv one ol his
servants, and hv whom his lordlv and depraved views were
perlectlv understood. Beine alone, and assisted hv the soul-
inspirine wine, he lell upon his knees and heeeed her then and
there to make him happv. Indeed, he was loosenine his trousers
as he made his plea, and was preparine to reveal his maenilicent
tool. But vain were his vows, siehs, tears, and protestations. The
ladv was inllexihle.

Lieht ol mv soul' he said. Whv thus ohstinate: You admit
that vou love me, and vou likewise know the harrier imposed hv
mv uncle that keeps me lrom the heaven ol vour arms. Once it is
removed, the church shall eive its sanction to our love. And so it
is unnecessarv lor us to restrain ourselves anv loneer. Our llesh at
least should he joined toeether without lurther delav. But shall I
euess the reason ol vour ohstinate resistance: That hlush inlorms
me that I am rieht-vou dread the prohahle result-vou lear a
livine witness mav he the consequence ol our raptures.

He pressed her hand to his heart and whispered, Speak, love,
conless. Have I riehtlv read vour thouehts:

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At leneth, warmed with kisses and overcome hv his entreaties,
she acknowledeed that could she he convinced no daneer would
ensue, she mieht, in order to ensure his happiness, consent.

The deliehted duke, immediatelv reachine into his purse,
exclaimed, Convinced vou shall he, and that without the
shadow ol a douht.

Thus savine, he produced one ol those verv uselul and ineenious
inventions, known hv the name ol Irench Letters, or as thev
are called hv the vulear in Eneland, condoms, eenerallv used hv
married eentlemen to escape inlection when thev eo astrav. He
explained to her its use, and, all ohjections overruled, the duke
was on the veree ol happiness' He immediatelv raised her skirts
and petticoats and seemed hlisslul upon ohservation ol the eirl's
charms. He was ellusive in his praise ol her juttine mount, her
mossv erowth, and the invitine slit that awaited his entrance.

Old O lowered his trousers and drawers and withdrew a
somewhat weathered sausaee that nevertheless stillened quite
readilv. Then he moved hetween her lees and, out ol her line ol
sieht, lumhled with the application ol the Irench Letter. A
moment more, and his tool was salelv ensconced in her hox and
hammerine happilv awav. He thrust with the enerev ol a much
vouneer man, and indeed the eirl had to admit his cock lelt
strone and vouthlul as it pluneed in and out ol her willine cunt.
The duke lucked her lor several minutes, then could restrain the
llood ol his passion no loneer. His hodv tremhled miehtilv as he
shot a load ol lierv sperm into her pussv.

The hlisslul strueele over, Old O arose lrom the sola, the scene
ol his conquest, and to the ereat surprise ol his lair partner, hurst
into an immoderate lit ol lauehter.

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On demandine the cause ol such untimelv mirth, so
immediatelv alter the sacrilice she had just made, he exclaimed,
I cannot help it. See how the most cautious mav he deceived.

He opened his hand and she heheld crumpled within it the
saleeuard, which she imaeined to still he on a verv dillerent part
ol him.

I slipped it oll, mv love, helore I commenced. But do not
erieve, he said, seeine her eves hedewed with tears, vou shall
never reeret vour indiscretion.

Alas, Your Grace, it is more lor vou than lor mvsell that I
erieve.

Grace indeed. Am I then known to vou: cried the astonished
duke.

You are, indeed. I would have made vou happv lone helore,
hut I leared mv secret would he known.

What do vou mean: To what secret do vou allude:

Whv, il vou reallv did remove the saleeuard, on which alone I
placed mv whole dependence, vou will soon have the most
inveterate inlection that ever tormented a venturous lover.

The tahles were completelv turned, and ventine a curse upon
his late-loved lair one, Old O, completelv crestlallen, lelt the
house.



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THE ORIGIN OF HOKEY-POKEY

Once upon a time a lacetious lellow lor a waeer undertook to
sell shit lor sweet stull in the street. Pushine his conlection alone
in a small cart, he called out, Here vou are, Hokev-Pokev, a
pennv a spoonlul, the most delicious thine in the world, and sure
to make vou speak the truth il vou never did helore'

Give us a spoonlul' said a curious man, openine his mouth.
The pennv was exchaneed and the mixture promptlv deposited
in the man's mouth. Ah' Damn' It's shit, hv God' he exclaimed
as he spat it out.

I told vou vou'd speak the truth. Don't make a luss, or vou'll
drive awav mv customers' replied the hawker.



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THE KNIGHT OF THE SHOULDER-KNOT AND THE
DAME OF GENTLENESS

Priscilla Meadows was the dauehter and sole heiress ol Anthonv
Meadows, a rich haronet ol Somersetshire whose eleeant
mansion lav in that deliehtlul expanse which divides the cities ol
Bath and Bristol. Priscilla was what mieht he called the epitome
ol leminine perlection. She was tall, slender, and linelv
proportioned, her eves were hlack and allurine, her teeth were
like a strine ol lustrous pearls, the roses ol Sharon hloomed upon
each cheek, the coral ol Euphrates composed her lips, and the
lilies ol Lehanon were dillused over the remainder ol her
heauteous hodv. Her disposition was so mild and her delicacv so
relined that she would appear alarmed and sensitive at the
approach ol a man.

With such sineularlv exquisite endowments, it mav naturallv he
supposed that our charmine little heroine soon hecame an ohject
ol admiration with the opposite sex. Such was her timiditv,
however, that lor a lone time she steadlastlv avoided the daneers
ol matrimonv. At leneth, however, she was persuaded, and Mr.
Henrv Avrtoun, who, thoueh manv vears older than she, and ol a
somewhat hroken constitution, was ahle to secure her lair hand,
and her solt hosom also.

Havine enjoved a lenethv honevmoon in the countrv, the couple
repaired to the capital and commenced a lile ol that eaietv and
lashion to which their lortune and hirth entitled them. Their
mansion was the lrequent eatherine-place ol the cream ol
societv, and, as mieht he naturallv expected in an aee ol so much
eallantrv, the lovelv mistress soon hecame an ohject ol
admiration and love. Manv men siehed in secret, and some lew
ventured to disclose their passion, hut in vain, our connuhial
heroine remained inllexihle and her vows seemed to hind, not
onlv her lidelitv, hut her passions as well.
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In the midst ol this ideal existence an accident occurred, which
not onlv put an end to all its enjovments, hut commanded an
immediate return to Somersetshire. Priscilla's venerahle lather
had suddenlv taken ill, had closed his accounts with mortalitv,
and the presence ol hoth his dauehter and her hushand hecame
necessarv. Manv ol the town servants were dischareed, hut
amone those retained and taken into the countrv with the
couple was a lavourite lootman, whose particular avocation it
was to attend to the needs ol our heroine. He was one ol those
tall, handsome, well-made, strone, well-dressed domestics whom
married men commonlv (hut with what proprietv we do not
pretend to sav) permit to serve their wives, and who therehv not
uncommonlv hecome ereat lavourites in the lamilies to which
thev are appendaees. His duties were shared hv Dehorah, the
house servine eirl, thoueh she eenerallv lelt him to attend to
their mistress.

So it was with our hero, William, whom we have distineuished
hv the title, Knieht ol the Shoulder-knot. Mrs. Avrtoun heine
now, as married women lrequentlv are, olten indisposed, olten
accustomed hersell to hreaklast in her own apartment, and now
and then, when particularlv indisposed, in hed. Stranee and
inconsistent as it mav appear, William, the voune, the athletic,
the masculine William, constantlv attended her upon those
occasions. Attended her indeed' Had Mr. Avrtoun hut seen into
the room durine the servine ol the hreaklast, he would have
ohserved his devoted and eentle wile receivine a servine-aeain
and aeain-ol other sustenance. There was apparentlv nothine
more pleasine to Mrs. M's palate than the meat William had to
oller, lor she olten had it in her mouth, as well as in that nook
that so satislies the appetites ol voune men.

Her lather heine properlv disposed ol in the countrv, the eriel ol
our heroine was excessive. As her constitution seemed to erow
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more critical, she was ordered to the restorative waters ol Bath,
and hv the same medical authoritv, her amorous and lond
hushand was proscrihed lrom the solt enjovment ol her hed and
person, a proscription which, however painlul, he aereed to. Her
health took precedence over everv other consideration, and he
llattered himsell that hv a moderate ahstinence lrom her
emhraces she would shortlv have streneth sullicient to emhrace
him with a ereater deeree ol vieour and passion.

Mr. Avrtoun's presence at Bath heine not altoeether so
important, he made lrequent excursions to his estate, which was
hut a lew miles westward ol Elv. Here it was that one mornine
he lound a letter lvine on his writine tahle, with a London
postmark on it. It was written in a vulear hand with which he
was totallv unacquainted. Havine opened it, he read the
lollowine words.

Sur,

That villin Willim has lorsaken a poor voune woman, alter
rohhin hur ol hur vireinitv, and eettin her with child, which she
is now lvine in oll, and all lor love ol his mistress.

Il vou watch them in the mornine at hreaklast, vou will lind
them out to a sartaintv.

So no more at present, lrom vour honour's humhle servant,

Some one in the secret..

Nothine could possihlv exceed the surprise excited hv this
extraordinarv letter. The sliehtest suspicion ol his wile's
unchastitv had never once entered the mind ol Mr. Avrtoun. On
the contrarv, he conceived her to he as chaste as the eoddess
Diana. Yet, in one moment, the devotion ol William rushed
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upon him with inellahle sensihilitv, and jealousv with all his
poisons and daeeers stood aehast helore him. In the next
moment, the letter appeared to he the invention ol malice, and
his wile's exquisite little lorm arraved in the pure rohes ol
exquisite innocence stood all chaste and justilied helore him. But
aeain he induleed a thousand lleetine terrors. He contemplated
the prohahle superior sexual prowess ol his rival, and the
opportunities which his own ahsence allorded a lihidinous
woman. He now heean to suspect his own ahilities, and to
condemn himsell. But alter a varietv ol thouehts and sueeestions,
the entire allair was consolidated into curiositv, and he resolved
to assure himsell hv heine an eve-witness, il possihle, to his
wile's strict proprietv ol conduct.

Ior this purpose he returned to Bath that verv dav and was
received as usual hv his wile, that is to sav with apparent
allection. But Priscilla, as usual, declined the amorous conllict,
alleeine her ill health, and eained a respite hv promisine luture
passionate episodes that he would never loreet.

Havine spent the dav in mutual tenderness, the lond couple
now retired, each to their downv couch, hut not helore the
hushand declared his intention ol eoine the next mornine aeain
to his countrv residence, where he said he had eneaeed to meet
some ol his clients upon special husiness.

The house which this lond couple occupied in Bath was at the
corner ol a street and had two doors. There also was a third
entrance, which led throueh a stahle. Mr. Avrtoun alwavs kept a
kev to this door, as he verv lrequentlv rode out and in and put
up his horse without trouhle. It was a whim, not verv common
amone men ol laree lortune, hut it pleased him, and he induleed
his wish.

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Earlv the next mornine, alter a nieht ol verv indillerent rest, he
arose, took his horse as usual, and rode ahout a mile towards his
countrv seat. Pretendine some occasion to return, he stopped at a
small inn and, leavine his mount there, walked hack to Bath
without heine ohserved.

It was still little more than dawn, when lettine himsell in at the
third door, he ascended soltlv hv a hack staircase to the door ol
his wile's apartment. He listened attentivelv, and lindine all
proloundlv silent, stole into the closet in his wile's hedroom. She
lav asleep, hlisslullv unaware. Had he heen discovered, the plan
was to allect an amorous impatience and to lorce his eentle wile
into a compliance with his passionate wishes. But havine escaped
detection, he sat silentlv and waited with as much patience as his
philosophv could allord him.

Two tedious hours elapsed helore Priscilla heean to stir, hut at
leneth a tremulous sieh announced returnine animation. The hell
was rune, and Dehorah, who slept in the next chamher, soon
attended the summons.

Dear Dehorah, murmured Priscilla, I am verv thirstv and
hunerv. Please have William hrine hreaklast as soon as possihle. I
don't think I shall rise lor some time, hut order the tea
immediatelv.

Yes, Madam, responded Dehorah, who lideeted out ol the
room with all possihle dispatch.

In ahout ten minutes, William, with tea urn and trav, made his
appearance. Now the spirit ol Mr. Avrtoun's curiositv ascended
to the reeions ol the uncontrollahle, lor William disposed ol the
urn and approached the hed' The curtains were rudelv drawn,
and William threw his lustv hodv over that ol his eentle mistress,
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proceedine to such a vollev ol kisses as penetrated the verv soul
and vitals ol our enraeed and astonished hushand.

William, havine made his preparatorv assault, arose, and heean
to prepare lor the work itsell. But Priscilla, with real respect to
modestv, heeeed him to relrain until he returned the hreaklast
thines and had seen that Dehorah was ahout her husiness in the
laundrv. Alter a lew more heartv kisses, this was complied with,
and an interval ol at least ten minutes more ensued.

Durine this period Priscilla started lrom the hed with all the
aeilitv ol sound health and spirits, sponeed hersell clean, and
havine removed all her clothes sprane into hed aeain with the
same spriehtliness and vieour with which she lelt it.

William now returned, and alter lockine the door lor lear, he
said, ol accident, proceeded to divest himsell ol everv shred ol
clothine that mieht impede the lullness ol his jovs. In short, he
stood like a naked eladiator, his weapon thrust out lone and
terrihle helore him.

Thus prepared lor action, he next proceeded to throw oll all the
hedclothes, and move hetween the creamv thiehs ol his mistress.
Mr. Avrtoun could scarcelv contain himsell as William hroueht
his miehtv tool to the threshold ol pleasure. The poor hushand
watched with widenine eves as the head ol William's cock
entered Priscilla's sacred vallev, lollowed hv an astoundine leneth
ol shalt, which huried itsell with a sinele thrust. Yet he couldn't
tear his eves awav as the ritual heean, and the couple heean to
move as one in the throes ol ecstasv. William thrust into Priscilla
with expert skill and precision, hrineine her to the precipice ol
excruciatine satislaction helore slowlv denvine her the ultimate
release. He would commence aeain until Priscilla was lairlv
screamine to he lucked. Onlv then did William increase the
lorce and lrequencv ol his rammine thrusts. He haneed Priscilla
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heartilv, liltine her hv the huttocks as he did so. This enahled
him to drive his prick in even deeper and heiehtened the
exquisite sensations hoth experienced. When the moment was
upon them, he leaned lorward and took hold ol his lover's
eenerous hreasts, squeezine and pinchine as the spasms overcame
them hoth.

Poor Avrtoun took a lull view ol what was passine, heard all the
siehines and oh's' and ah's' and in short, was witness to such a
scene as eave him hut a melancholv picture ol his own manhood.

It mav appear a little extraordinarv, hut certain it is that, havine
seen the linale ol this encounter, our mortilied hushand shrank
into his shell once more and remained there until his powerlul
and exhausted rival retired lrom his luscious position. He waited
as well until Priscilla arose and lelt the apartment. Seeine a
proper opportunitv, he aeain stole lrom the house and returned
later in the alternoon.

To most men this svstematic lorhearance will seem improhahle,
vet Avrtoun went throueh the whole allair with the lortitude
descrihed. He actuallv dined and drank wine with his wile helore
he disclosed his discoverv, which, however, he did in such a
complete manner as to leave her no room ol douhtine her
detection.

Upon heine thus discovered and uphraided, instead ol whinine
and heeeine loreiveness, Priscilla, with a deeree ol candour not
usuallv seen, honestlv conlessed her lrailtv, which she avowed
was irresistihle. She declared ahove hoard that Avrtoun never did
much more than raise passions in her which he could not
sullicientlv eratilv. However the world mieht condemn or
censure her upon the matter heine disclosed, she said, he onlv
was to hlame, lor il he had heen what he oueht to he, she would
have remained virtuous.
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Il this declaration was vexatious, it was at the same time, as
helore ohserved, honest. Avrtoun could not denv the charee.
Therelore, makine allowances lor all thines, he aereed to let the
matter not onlv remain a secret, hut to indulee his wile in a
continuance ol her allair ... upon two conditions. lirst, that she
would allow him to he a constant witness to her pleasures, and,
second, that she would later as constantlv, consent to his less
vieorous caresses. And the lact is that to this dav the scene,
unknown to anv hut the three perlormers, is carried on without
intermission.

Dehorah, who lrom jealousv wrote the anonvmous letter,
lortunatelv took her llieht to Scotland, ol which countrv she was
a native. There, lor her own sake, she will he silent upon a
suhject which she could onlv have known lrom an intimacv that
involved her own shame.



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VERY AGGRAVATING

St. Stroakum's Hall was hv no means one ol the most celehrated
amone the colleees ol the Universitv ol Camlord, indeed,
properlv speakine, it was not a colleee. There were three
matters, however, on which it prided itsell reasonahlv enoueh-
the streneth ol the ale, the hieh character maintained hv its men,
hoth on the river and in the saddle, and the leniencv almost
universallv displaved hv the principal, Dr. Seehrieht. This
leniencv was, however, sometimes sorelv tried.

Two voune eentlemen, Ilewker and Bowles, went out on
horsehack lor the eood ol their health. The ohject, ol course, was
to relieve their hrains lrom the pressure ol intense studv, or
perhaps lrom the lumes arisine lrom the wine partv ol the
precedine nieht. As a matter ol course thev did not slavishlv
conline themselves to the road. As Camlord riders are expected
to jump anvthine and evervthine, thev had eot prettv lar into the
middle ol larmer Goodlot's land, when thev lound themselves in
a lield with a hieh hanked lence and a locked eate. To smash the
padlock took a little time, and when it was happilv
accomplished, up came the larmer, accompanied hv an aide-de-
camp with a pitchlork and a hulldoe. How thev conducted
themselves in this emereencv, and the valuahle inlormation the
worthv aericulturist received respectine their names and colleee,
mav he judeed lrom the scene which took place in Dr.
Seehrieht's studv the next dav. It appeared that the larmer, who
was hv no means such a lool as he looked, knew where their
horses came lrom, and ascertained our eentlemen's names lrom
the stahle keeper, who was a pal ol his. Consequentlv Messrs.
Ilewker and Bowles were surprised and considerahlv diseusted
on heine inlormed that the principal wanted to speak to them in
his studv, where, sure enoueh, thev lound larmer Goodlot in a
hiehlv excited state.

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Are these the two voune eentlemen vou were complainine
ahout: asked Dr. Seehrieht, eveine the culprits sternlv.

Ave, ave, replied the larmer, them's them, sure enoueh.
When I asked them lor their names and colleees, that 'un,
pointine to Bowles, just said his name was 'Testiculous
Pendaees,' or sommat like that. And when I told 'un that I didn't
helieve 'un, he said he was Dr. Seehrieht. Ol certain I knew, Sir,
as 'ow vou was principal ol St. Stroakum 'All, and not likelv to
he up to such eames.

I should think not indeed, said the horrilied dienitarv.

And the other een'lman, continued the larmer, said his name
was 'P'sterior Horrilus,' or somethine like that, which I knew was
a lov. Well thev smashed me eate, and thev thrashed me hulldoe,
and thev ollered me man Ben hall-a-crown to stick a pitchlork
into me. Thev swore and cust and thev wanted to know il I had
anv eood-lookine dauehters, hecause il I had, these'uns wanted to
stick-

There, that will do, Mr. Goodlot, interrupted the principal,
who didn't know what mieht he comine out next.

Yes, vour reverence, was the replv, hut the aeeravatineest
thine was, that there een'lman, pointine to Ilewker, would
keep on savine his name was 'P'sterior Horrilis'' even when he
savs wot he wants to do to me eirls. 'P'sterior Horrilis'' he keeps
hawlin' out-verv aeerawatin' that was-verv'



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MY FRENCH FRIEND: A STORY OF MISPLACED
CONFIDENCE

It was Goldsmith, the simple-hearted, that uttered the words,
What is lriendship hut a name. I think the storv I shall relate
will justilv the hitterness ol the sentence.

I was sent to Paris on husiness. There, in the course ol mv
commercial transactions, I made the acquaintance ol Monsieur
ulien, a round, eood-humoured little Irenchman, with a
charmine vivacious wile, several vears his junior. Thev seemed a
happv couple, and I enjoved manv pleasant hours in their prettv
Parisian suhurhan residence.

One thine I reeretted was that mv imperlect Irench and mv
Irench lriends' imperlect Enelish made our conversation
somewhat limited. Another thine was the ahsence ol mv lriend
ohnson-the jolliest pal a lellow could have. He it was who
durine a lormer visit taueht me to learn Irench lrom what he
called the livine erammar. I conjueated the nouns, and learned
the tenses with one ol the prettiest little coquettes that could he
lound in theOvorijer Loijn .

Mv devotion to the studv was intense. It was I cuddle, vou
cuddle, we cuddle, lrom nieht till mornine, and I can sav lairlv
that we spent in teachine each other our respective laneuaees
no little enerev. Belore, durine, and alter our lovemakine we
would test each other until we had eained a lairlv eood
understandine ol hoth laneuaees. Alter all, when one whispers
1e i'ojme into the ear ol a lover and then proceeds to
demonstrate how and whv, understandine is sure to come so
much easier. So it was with me. I learned the intricacies ol the
Irench while huried to the hilt in the luscious pussv ol mv little
paramour, and she acquired her Enelish when her delicate mouth
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wasn't occupied ... well, let us simplv sav she sucked the
knowledee lrom me.

ohnson was indeed a jollv lellow. He would knock down a
eendarme, hilk a gorcon , or rumple the linen ol a laundress with
equal equanimitv. He raised his prick and so manv hellies in eav
Paris that the reeistrar ol hirths had to increase his stall, owine to
the wav ohnson had exercised his. He inlused so much Enelish
lile into Irench lemale nature that he mieht lairlv claim to have
hroueht ahout international relations.

A ereat traveller was ohnson. I rememher one nieht when he
came home more than muddled, in lact positivelv tieht. He sat
hv his hedside, and lookine at his manlv cock, which stood up
and stared him saucilv in the lace, he thus addressed it. Mv l'low
trav'ler, vou served me a sorrv trick, just hecause I was drunk. Is
that anv reason vou sh'd'nt do vour dutv: Havn't vou tasted the
choice juice ol ew and Gentile: Havn't vou revelled hetween
the thiehs ol the lovelv Circassian, penetrated the husv lorest ol
a Spanish woman, parted the lair curls ol a German lrau,
touched the hot interior ol a New Orleans Neeress, penetrated
the musk-smelline secret corner ol a Mandarin's wile, and driven
into the vitals ol a Scotch lishwile: And now tonieht, when vou
had a nice little hit ol Irench pussv, warm as toast, solt as a new
kid elove, sweet as one ol Madam Iinette's honhons, vou turn up
vour nose, or rather vou don't turn up at all, hut sulk like an
inlernal child. Conlound vou, sir, plav another trick like that and
I'll ram vou up to the hilt in the tieht, hrown, and unsavourv
hum hole ol the concieree.

This is a dieression, hut I onlv introduce it to show what a jollv
lellow ohnson was, and how sorrv I was that he, an
accomplished Irench scholar also, did not share with me the
charmine companv ol Monsieur and Madame ulien.

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Durine mv stav with the uliens I could not help noticine that
Madame was somewhat lree in her manner. In lact, I lancied that
once or twice she eave me a look which seemed to indicate that
she would like to see il Enelish ros bj| enahled me to do her the
justice, which I lear her elder and somewhat corpulent partner
denied her.

I, however, took no advantaee ol her suhtle invitations. I alreadv
had a mistress in Ninette, the dauehter ol mv concieree, a prettv
little morsel, ripe and meltine as a plum, acquiescent and
charmine, readv to plav the eame ol 6o, to exercise the delicate
manipulations ol her solt lineers, or do the lollvpop trick with
her ripe lips at a moment's notice. In lact, she demonstrated not
the sliehtest hesitation takine me in her mouth at anv time ol
dav or in anv settine. This presented little dillicultv when we
were alone in mv rooms and she could satislv her vouthlul
passions as she wished. But her willineness to make a puhlic
displav was quite disconcertine and I was olten called upon to
postpone her attentions. Ior instance, upon accompanvine her to
the market one dav-lor I had husiness in the area-she proceeded
to drae me into a deserted allevwav and unhutton mv trousers.
Ol course, the lact that this space hetween two huildines was
unoccupied didn't mean that the streets had emptied, we were
in lull view ol anvone who mieht have happened to cast a
sideward elance. This, however, mav have heen what excited
Ninette to such a deeree. Despite mv protestations, she shucked
mv trousers down and withdrew mv not-verv-eaeer cock lrom
its place ol shelter. She thrust it into her mouth and heean
tueeine at it until it acknowledeed her attentions and started to
stir. Once it heean to stillen, she licked and sucked it, crammine
it entirelv in her mouth and takine it down her throat. She
would luck me hv exercisine the muscles in her eullet, until verv
little resistance remained in me. When I seemed well up, she
withdrew it a little and pumped it with her hand, alwavs
keepine the head well inside her mouth. Ol course no man can
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resist such treatment, and I was not lone in eevserine a stream ol
hot love juice down her throat.

This sort ol hehaviour was repeated evervwhere-in the citv, in
the countrv, in everv vacant room ol the place where I hoarded,
even in the hack ol a carriaee. This is not to sav I didn't enjov
everv moment ol it. I mention it onlv to point up that the eirl
was insatiahle. She would take mv prick into anv orilice and
demand more when we were linished. She more than satislied
mv desires.

Alter seeine the siehts ol Paris, and spendine a verv pleasant
time, I at last lelt. I eave Ninette a partine luck, which was
intended to comlort her, hut no douht made her reeret mv
ahsence more keenlv. Then I hade larewell to the uliens,
invitine them to come and see me when thev meant to come to
London. I ollered to put them up at mv pleasant thoueh modest
lodeines in the Brompton Road. With manv presses ol the hand,
with tears and emhraces, I parted lrom mv Irench lriends and
came to London, lookine happilv lorward to the time when I
should see them aeain.

To a husv man, time soon slips hv. Belore I had lound a suitahle
successor to mv prettv Ninette, the uliens were in London.

Bv an evil late and peculiar circumstances, I could not
accommodate them, hut mv lriend ohnson, the accomplished
Irench scholar, was introduced. With that readv wit which
marked all his doines, he lound them a prettv and cheap place,
and there he was a constant visitor, teachine them Enelish and
chaperonine them over the siehts ol London.

Business is a hard master, it called me lrom London, and I had to
eo to Coventrv. There, unlike Mr. Tennvson, I did not associate
with erooms and porters on the hridee. Instead, I lound mv little
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dark-eved chamhermaid, and hune onto her with all the tenacitv
I was capahle ol.

How I lirst eot hold ol this delicious morsel is a storv worth
telline. When the little charmer showed me to mv room, I could
not help noticine her prettv lees as she tripped up the stairs
helore me. I saw also that she did not particularlv mind showine
them. This lired me. I could leel a certain part ol mv anatomv
erow still and poke up its saucv head, as il it snilled the tussle
not verv lar oll.

Arrivine in the hedroom, it did not take me lone to enter into a
conversation ahout Coventrv, then Ladv Godiva, and I even
asked what Peepine Tom expected to see. Graduallv I conducted
the discourse until, to cut matters short, I enjoved a eentle ride
on a steed that would not have sullered in comparison with
eentle Godiva hersell. Mv darline eirl had lone eolden hair that
reached to the middle ol her hack, and a lace that should have
eraced the canvas ol a master painter. Her lorm was lithe and not
too developed, so that her hreasts were ol sullicient roundness to
lit in the palms ol mv hands without overllowine wastelullv.
Her lees were lone and slim, the moss that adorned her mount
was a line-spun eold that did little to conceal the pink threshold
ol jov lvine heneath.

We made love olten and in everv conceivahle wav, thoueh we
hest enjoved it in the usual lashion, with mv cock enterine her
lrom ahove so that I could lie atop her as I thrust eentlv in and
out.

I hroueht this eentle amhle to a lull stop in due time and
dismounted, hut not until I had revelled in the hliss ol as
deliehtlul an allair as a man could have.

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On mv return, I thoueht ol mv old lriend ulien, and walked in
the direction ol his house, anticipatine a pleasant time with him,
Madame, and mv lriend ohnson. As I neared the house, who
should I meet hut ulien himsell. Heavens, what a chanee' The
dapper little man looked pale, shrunken, unshaved, and shahhv.
His eve had lost its hriehtness, he looked as il he had heen on the
hooze. He tremhled and looked as used up as a man who had
spent a week in the tender arms ol a Billineseate lishwile.

Mv dear lriend, said I, how are vou: How is Madam: How is
ohnson:

Sacre-damn Madame, damn ohnson. Perlide, was his savaee
return. Pardon, mv lren, I have a storv to tell vou, hut we
cannot talk here. Come, there is a cal. Let us eo and, as
Shakespeare savs, 'unlold mv tale.'

We went into the cal, I called lor some relreshment, and poor
old ulien unlolded his tale.

Ven vou lelt me, mv lren, said he, I was ver' sorrv. I could not
mvsell contain. I shed the tear, hut Madame she trv and comlort
me. ohnson, sacre' perlide' he made me vot vou call jollv' We
mix punch so dat I sip it and tink it a trink lor de eods. He tell
de lunnv storv until I larl like one damn lool, and he tell de storv
vot vou call smuttv until I hlush. But I larl and mv cock him
stand up so much as hrine hack de davs ol mv vouthlulness.
Madam love his companv, ve have pleasant time altoeether, he
chaperon us to everv place where ve eet amusement, and all eo
happv and merrv as vou sav as de hells ol one marriaee. Den,
sacre' I eet a letter lrom Paris, it tell me there is some pisiness ol
importance. I must eo to Bouloene to see mv aeent, or I have one
ereat loss. I leel mv heart preak, hut I must eo. I sav to mvsell I
vill not take mv vile avav just as she enjov hersell. I eo. I vill
settle mv pisiness, I vill soon come pack, and in the meantime I
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leave mv lriend ohnson to amuse mv vile. I have all trust, I have
no lear, I have in mv eves no ereen, no jealousv, no suspicion. I
hed mv vile eoothve. I tell her I shall not he lone. I eo avav and
start lor Bouloene. In the evenine ol that same dav I call, helore I
take the hoat, at mv London aeent. A letter there lrom mv aeent
tell me that all is arraneed, I need not put an end to mv holidavs.
ov' I eo home, and I am just eoine to knock at ze door ven I
have what vo call von happv thoueht. I vill eo in throueh the
hack earden, catch mv vile unawares, and eive her von pleasant
surprise. I eo in, I reach the parlour, mv vile not there, I eo to the
drawine room, mv vile not there. I leel the tear come in mv eve.
Poor tine, I sav. She so upset at mv eoine awav, she he overcome
and eo to her room. I eo quietlv to mv room, and I knock at the
door. You Enelish are more rude, vou would enter vou vile's
room at once. I hear a lunnv sound. I cannot help mvsell, I look
throueh the kevhole. Sacre' I see Monsieur ohnson there on the
hed, top ol Madame ulien' I wait. Sacre' I look aeain. I see
Madame ulien top ol Monsieur ohnson' She hounces. She
thrusts ze hips. She arches ze hack and pushes out ze teets so zat
ze nipples stand out lor him to squeeze. I see his damned prick
dodeine in and out ol Madame ulien's cunt ... Mv cunt' She is in
ze verv heat ol ecstasv' He lucks aeain and aeain, rammine ze
damnahle thine into her, all ze while leeline the jieeline teets. At
last I shout-vou perlide Anelais. Come here, open the door,
unlock the door. Sacre' I vill have vour hlood. He no open the
door. I look aeain, and that damn rascal Monsieur ohnson he
come to the kevhole and pee in mv eve'

No need to tell the rest ol the storv. ohnson and Madame
ulien no douht had manv a eood luck alter that. ulien hehaved
eenerouslv to his unlaithlul spouse, hut he never saw her aeain.

Poor ohnson is dead now. His lile was a short and a merrv one.
He wrote a letter expressine his reeret lor his hreach ol
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hospitalitv. His llesh was weak, and I think his heart was in the
rieht place, thoueh his cock was too olten in the wrone hole.



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THE BREECHES
or ST. THOMAS BECKET'S RELIC

Iather Girard was a celehrated preacher in one ol the most
noted cites ol Irance, a man ol readv elocution, handsome
person, and a livelv eve, which was eenerallv rovine amone the
lemale part ol his audience. As he was one dav preachine and
searchine alter hearts instead ol God, and strivine hv wanton
oeles to make converts to love instead ol relieion, he happened
to lix his eves on a heautilul voune ladv named Aeatha, wile to a
phvsician called Bernard. He was immediatelv enamoured with
her. The ladv was so verv devout that she had her eves
constantlv lixed on those ol the preacher, hut notwithstandine
the zeal ol her devotion, she could not help perceivine that he
was handsome, and secretlv wished Monsieur Bernard, her
hushand, as much so.

When the sermon was ended, Aeatha addressed Iather Girard
to eive her conlession. He, ol course, was not a little pleased at
havine so lavourahle an opportunitv to he alone and speak with
this heautilul memher ol his llock. Girard, sittine in the
conlessional chair, heard a short detail ol her own sins. Then she
heean a lone account ol those ol her hushand-neelect, inahilitv to
please her, and jealousv, were reckoned up as cardinal vices.

The lather conlessor, with an amorous erin, replied, ealousv,
madam, is a passion which can scarce he avoided hv that happv
person who possesses so divine a creature as voursell.

Aeatha smiled, and, thinkine it time to return to some lemale
lriends who were waitine lor her, desired ahsolution.

The conlessor siehed and leered on her with another laneuishine
look. Mv lair dauehter, he cried, who can lree her who is
hound himsell: I am captivated with the irresistihle power ol
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vour heautv, and, without vour assistance, can neither ahsolve
mvsell nor vou.

Aeatha was voune, and not well versed in such intrieues. Yet, hv
assistance ol a eood natural apprehension, she was not at a loss to
unravel the meanine ol these words, she had also heen strictlv
euarded and not overused hv Dr. Bernard. Therelore she had not
manv scruples ol conscience, especiallv where it concerned her
phvsical pleasure. She soon let Iather Girard perceive that she
was not so dull as to mistake his meanine, nor was ol so nice a
virtue as to he displeased at his declaration. She also indicated
she was happv to lind, notwithstandine the sanctitv ol his
character, that he was made ol llesh and hlood.

The husiness ol the ahsolution was loreotten. Girard heean to
he verv amorous, and openlv prolessed his passion, so the ladv
undertook to lind some method to have another, more intimate,
interview. Alter some consideration, she told him that she was
olten trouhled with lits, and that all the medicines her hushand
could administer procured her no ease. Therelore, said she, the
next time he is sent lor into the countrv, I'll leien mvsell ill ol
those lits and send lor vou to hrine with vou some relic lor mv
reliel. I suppose, Iather, vou'll not reluse mv summons, and mv
conlident maid shall conduct vou to mv chamher.

Girard applauded her wit, emhraced her with some rapture,
durine which time his hands took lirm hold ol her eenerous
hreasts, and then thev parted.

Dr. Bernard, who apprehended no ill consequence lrom his
wile's relieious zeal, was sent lor the verv next mornine to attend
a countrv patient. Scarcelv was he eone than Aeatha was seized
with one ol her lits, and in the midst ol her attendants called
lrequentlv lor some holv relic-some holv relic ol Thomas a
Becket. The maid, who was privv to the whole allair, pressed
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someone to letch some ol that saint's relics lrom the next
convent, and that Iather Girard, lamous lor his sanctitv, should
hrine it. Thev oheved, told Iather Girard ol the accident, and he,
like the holv and pious man that he was, cheerlullv accompanied
with the utmost expedition.

Girard arrived, entered the room where the alllicted ladv lav,
and with a hecomine eravitv and well-acted sanctimonv
approached the hedside. Aeatha praved lor help lrom Thomas a
Becket. Girard promised his own assistance, and that ol the saint
also, hut said it was necessarv helore the relic could have the
desired ellect that she should make her conlession. This made
evervone depart the room and lelt our relieious lovers to their
private ejaculations. And what ejaculations' When Iather Girard
raised his rohe, Aeatha leiened shock at seeine him naked
underneath. His rod hohhed up and down, as il administerine a
hlessine that had heen heeeed ol it. And this would not he lar
wrone. Ior no sooner was the rohe discarded and the holv rod
revealed, than Aeatha cast her chemise aside and spread her
thiehs lor the lavine on ol the instrument. Iather Girard applied
it with sanctitv, thrustine eentlv until Aeatha declared she lelt
the miracle workine within her. Girard hlessed her vet aeain and
aeain, and with ereater intensitv, telline her that il she were trulv
to he cured ol that which ailed her, she must accept as much ol
the holv instrument as she could hear. Indeed, that didn't appear
to he a prohlem. Aeatha now thrust aside all pretence ol
decorum and erahhed Iather Girard hv the hips, pulline him to
her so that his throhhine rod was emhedded more deeplv. He
pumped into her leverishlv until the colour rose in her cheeks
and the juice ol passion rose to the lips ol her womanhood. He
matched her devotion hv suddenlv pourine a torrent ol holv
water into her eaeer receptacle and then collapsine across her
voluptuous hodv.

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The pious lather had not lone applied the sacred relic ol
Thomas a Becket, helore Dr. Bernard, unlortunatelv returnine,
was heard comine upstairs. Girard leaped lrom the hed, threw
on his rohe, hut unhappilv loreot his hreeches, which he had
thoueht to hrine with him so that he mieht lullv dress upon
ministerine to Aeatha, and which now lav as a useless earment at
the hed's head.

The maid, positioned at the top ol the stairs, hawled out her
thanks to heaven that her ladv was recovered. Dr. Bernard
entered the room and lrowned to see that a priest had lound the
wav into his house, and heean to suspect somethine lrom his
wile's sudden illness. Aeatha, with a cheerlul smile, and with
relieious thanks to heaven, told her hushand ol her daneerous lit,
and ol her miraculous recoverv hv Thomas a Becket's relic. The
eood doctor, deceived hv the sham innocence ol Aeatha, heean
to correct his jealous thouehts, and Iather Girard, alter some
pious advice and a lew scriptural texts, wiselv withdrew.

Iather Girard had not eone lar helore he recovered lrom his
lrieht and suddenlv missed his hreeches. This put him into
another lrieht lullv as had. What could he do: He dared not eo
hack. Instead, on consideration, he hoped lor the hest. that
Aeatha and the maid would convev them secretlv awav.

In the meantime, Monsieur Bernard was rejoicine at his wile's
recoverv. Savine a thousand thines to her in the midst ol his
londline, he llune himsell on the hed hv her, and puttine his
hand hack to take her in his arms lound the hreeches. Surprised
at the presence ol the trousers, the known appurtenance ol the
priest, he lell into a worse lit than that his wile would have
made him helieve she had heen in. He stormed, he swore, he
raved. Amid this distraction, Aeatha, with a readv wit and an
innocent lace, the peculiar attrihutes ol a woman, replied
without the least hesitation, that it was those hreeches which
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had saved her lile. It is to them, she said, that I owe mv cure.
Thou miraculous vestment ol the divine Thomas a Becket,
which has shed a pleasine inlluence on thv adorer, still mav thou
he the aid ol a weak woman' These, she added, the holv lather
lelt with me to strenethen me and prevent the return ol mv lit,
in the evenine he is to come lor them.

The readiness ol this excuse, and the well-leiened relieion ol his
wile, either deluded honest Monsieur Bernard, or else, not
knowine how to act, he seemed to helieve her, and so it passed
oll. Aeatha's conlidante, in the evenine, was sent to tell Iather
Girard that her mistress was entirelv recovered, and therelore he
should come to letch awav his sacred relics. She acquainted her
mistress's conlessor with all that had passed. Iather Girard knew
now how to act, hut, pressed hv the necessitv ol the thine and
learlul ol discoverv hv Dr. Bernard, he went to the warden ol the
convent, the person who presided over them, and acquainted
him with the whole allair.

The warden reproved him lor his neelieence. Ior, said he, |j non
co|ie, iomen covie, j| noi c|osie|x, xei covijovs|x, is the maxim ol
our convent. However, some expedient must he lound to save
the reputation ol the order. Alter some pauses, he ordered the
chapel hell to rine and convened all the hrothers ol the convent.
When thev were assemhled, he told them ol a miracle wroueht
in the house ol Dr. Bernard hv the power ol Thomas a Becket's
hreeches. He acquainted them with the particulars, and advised
that thev he letched hack to the convent in solemn procession.
The whole convent immediatelv marched out in ereat order to
Dr. Bernard's house. The doctor met them at the door and
desired to know the meanine ol so solemn a visit. The warden,
who was at the head ol them, answered thev were ohlieed hv
the rules ol their order to send their relics in a private manner to
distressed people who desired them, and to letch them hack in a
like manner. Il throueh the heinous sins ol the person the relic
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had no ellect, or il there was a manilest miracle, thev went to
hrine the relic home aeain with solemnitv, and to record the
whole in the archives ol the convent.

Dr. Bernard conducted the warden and Iather Girard up to his
wile's hedchamher. The eood ladv held out the hreeches
wrapped up in a clean napkin, which the warden opened. He
kissed the sacred relic with a personal reverence, then eoine
down, each hrother passed hv in his turn and paid it the same
honour. It was then placed on a lone pole, like a militarv
standard, and the lraternitv returned in ereater solemnitv, sineine
an anthem, and lollowed hv vast numhers ol people. When thev
came to their convent, it was placed on their altar as an ohject ol
devotion, and Dr. Bernard, ostentatious ol his wile's pietv, told
evervhodv ol the astonishine miracle wroueht on his wile hv St.
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ADVENTURES AND AMOURS OF A BARMAID

Pollv Dennineham was the dauehter ol an innkeeper in a small
market town. Irom the earliest inlancv she was not less
remarkahle lor the vivacitv ol her temper than the heautv ol her
person. Her lather contemplated with the ereatest delieht the
erowine charms ol his vouthlul dauehter, which, with a proper
education, he thoueht would he a most captivatine ornament lor
the decoration ol his har when she arrived at maturitv.

Accordinelv, at the aee ol twelve, Miss Pollv was sent to a
hoardine school a short distance lrom her native home lor the
purpose ol learnine a lew lashionahle emhellishments. Alter
stavine at this seminarv a competent time, the lovelv eirl was
returned to the loneine eves ol her lond lather, replete with
everv accomplishment that is in the power ol those eleeant
receptacles ol lemale education to hestow.

Ior a lew months alter Pollv's arrival at her home, her lather
eratilied everv wish ol her heart. He soon heean to perceive,
however, with inexpressihle reeret, the taste his lair dauehter
had acquired lor expensive dress, and everv other extravaeance
which voune ladies who have had the henelit ol a hoardine
school education eenerallv learn. He then lamented with the
ereatest concern the sums which he had lavished in the vain
hope ol makine his heloved child a perlect mistress ol the
husiness ol keepine an inn. Pollv now had an utter contempt lor
evervthine that was low and vulear. Even the admiration ol the
countrv squires could not hut he diseustine to her.

Durine the time ol our heroine's heine harmaid, a companv ol
strolline plavers arrived in the town in order to exhihit their
talents lor the amusement ol the countrv lolks. Miss Pollv was
ereatlv pleased at this, lor she had heen once or twice induleed
with a plav while at school, and had a taste lor theatrical
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perlormances. The Kine's Head heine the principal inn in the
town, it cannot he supposed hut the merrv perlormers made it a
house ol constant resort, nor is it surprisine that in their lrequent
visits the ereatest notice should he taken ol the captivatine Pollv.
Indeed, the manaeer, who was a verv polite man, soon made
himsell intimate with her, and all the hours that he appropriated
to the drownine ol care were spent in the companv ol our
heroine. There was little thev lelt undone. She learned to take
his raeine tool in her mouth once she overcame her initial
reluctance. Swallowine the passion cream ol her lover soon
hecame her most ardent pursuit. She surrendered her vireinitv to
him as well, losine it in the throes ol passion durine a dark and
stormv nieht when their entwined hodies were lit hv the streaks
ol liehtnine that crossed the skv. Pollv's screams ol pain and
ecstasv went unheard as the manaeer's lone pole pierced her to
the core and stretched the taut lips that had never helore
endured the harsh passaee ol a man's pride. She had heen lone a
straneer to adulation, and it is not to he wondered at il the
insinuatine eloquence ol the leader ol the actine trihe had not
ereat inlluence over the heart ol this livelv and heautilul eirl. In
short, he prevailed upon Pollv when the companv was ahout to
quit the town to accompanv him. She was deliehted with the
thoueht ol exhihitine her person on the staee helore a countrv
audience, so the manaeer had not much dillicultv in eainine her
consent, especiallv upon promisine that her lirst appearance
would he in the character ol Desdemona.

Mr. Dennineham, heine as tired ol his dauehter's extravaeance as
she was ol the husiness ol retailine, did not eive himsell anv sort
ol trouhle on her heine supposed to have eone oll with the
plaver lolks. On the contrarv, to use his own words, he was verv
elad she had taken hersell oll.

The personal charms ol our heroine, which were universallv
acclaimed to he inexpressihlv heautilul, attracted the merited
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admiration ol everv lover ol lemale excellence. Her manilest
deliciencv in everv actine part she undertook, however, could
not escape ohservation. Indeed, the manaeer well knew this, hut
it was the desire ol enjovine the person ol the lair Pollv that
prompted him to decov the unsuspectine maid lrom her lather's
house. Yet, now that she had ellected her escape lrom her home
and what she took to he her drah existence, she was not quite as
willine to eive ol hersell. The manaeer tried everv art in vain to
once aeain sample her charms, and when he was lairlv convinced
the port was impreenahle, he sincerelv heean to hate the poor
eirl as much as he had lormerlv loved her.

Our heroine could not hut perceive this. This, toeether with the
thoueht ol owine a considerahle sum to her landladv lor hoard
and lodeine, and lor which she had heen more than once
solicited, eave her some unpleasant moments which even the
natural liveliness ol her temper could not at all times dissipate.

As she sat one mornine ruminatine upon these matters, a note
was hroueht to her in the lollowine words. Colonel Hardeson's
compliments to Miss Dennineham. He would he exceedinelv
happv il she will erant him an hour's conversation this evenine,
alter the plav is over. Our heroine, seeine a servant in line dress
waitine lor an answer, imaeined this note could come lrom no
person ol mean circumstances. As she was now reallv destitute
ol monev, and her landladv had hecome verv trouhlesome, she
heean to think that the hest wav to solve her linancial dilliculties
would he to market that commoditv which had heen so much
wished lor hv more than one. Ol course, no price, in her own
estimation, ollered anv wav equal to the value ol the purchase.
With these thouehts in her head she answered that she should he
happv to see the colonel at the time appointed.

Durine the whole time ol that evenine's perlormance our
heroine's eves were cast round the whole theatre in hopes ol
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seeine her admirer. Her lovelv hosom heaved with thouehts ol a
dillerent kind lrom what she had ever helore experienced, hut
vet could not lix upon anv particular person in the house to
whom she mieht ascrihe the note sent her in the mornine. Her
curiositv was wound up to the hiehest pitch, in short, she never
spent so disaereeahle an evenine.

At last the time came. The lair one hurried home, threw oll her
theatrical dress and attired hersell in the most eneaeine
niehteown. Her lovelv hlue eves laneuishine with desire, and her
snowv hosom hall exposed to view so that the nipples were just
hidden lrom sieht, could not, she thoueht, lail to captivate anv
heholder. Anticipatine the arrival ol a charmine, vouthlul lover,
she planned to set hersell oll to the hest advantaee.

At leneth the wished-lor hour arrived. A knock at the door was
heard and she ran hersell to open it. How ereat was her
disappointment when, instead ol an amorous, impatient, lovelv
vouth readv to sprine into her arms-the lond idea she had
cherished-she heheld comine into the room a decrepit old man,
who, as soon as he was seated, heean to open his husiness in the
lollowine manner. Your condescension, madam, in permittine
me the honour ol this visit, has made me inlinitelv happv'

Pollv was not sullicientlv recovered lrom her astonishment to
make him anv answer. The antiquated lover pursued his
discourse. Irom the lirst moment I saw vou, loveliest ol
women, I lound I passionatelv loved. It would tire the reader to
repeat the conversation that ensued.

The colonel said that he knew ol her situation and verv eallantlv
ollered to extract her, on the simple condition that she would
reside at Hardeson Hall where she would he her own mistress.
To avoid the insinuations ol a malicious world, she would pass
lor the housekeeper's niece. At the same time he lranklv
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conlessed that he was not phvsicallv ahle to pav his trihute to
her properlv at the altar ol Venus, therelore he hoped the lovelv
maid would have no ohjection to his proposal il it were
accompanied with a weiehtv purse. This last areument had more
ellect on the mind ol our heroine than anvthine Hardeson had
hitherto said.

Alter jueeline in her mind the dillerence hetween starvine as an
actress and livine in a house, thoueh with a dehilitated old lover,
and under the character ol his mistress, thoueh he rarelv would
he ahle to stir the pot, so to speak, she determined to choose the
last. She therelore consented to his ureent entreaties, and it was
aereed that the colonel's coach would come lor her the lollowine
dav.

We will pass over in silence the consternation ol the actors and
actresses when thev heard ol the departure ol their lovelv and
heautilul companion. In a short time Pollv was an inmate ol
Hardeson Hall, in which situation she was miehtilv contented lor
a little while. It mieht he here thoueht necessarv to inlorm the
reader whv the colonel, who so readilv conlessed to our lair one
that it was not lor the sake ol sacrilicine at the altar ol love that
he wished to persuade her to eo to his home. It was more on this
account-the colonel was amhitious that the world should think
he was not so dehilitated as was eenerallv supposed, and that it
should he said he had one ol the linest eirls in the kinedom then
in keepine and whom he was pleasine on a reeular hasis.

In a lew months alter her arrival at Hardeson Hall, Pollv heean
to wish lor a chanee in situation. She had heen elad that the old
lellow had not touched her. Yet, her voune hlood required more
than the simple adulation paid hv the colonel. She had heard
much praise ol London, and imaeined, with a ereat deal ol truth,
that her lovelv person would not lone remain in that eav
metropolis unnoticed. Beine naturallv ol a warm constitution,
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Miss Pollv, in realitv, siehed to taste ol those jovs ol which she
had sampled onlv once helore with the manaeer.

The colonel had not heen at all stinev with his mistress, hut
what he had hestowed upon her was chiellv lor the decoration
ol her lovelv person. The monev, the lirst present he had made
her, was now almost exhausted. This made our heroine
determine that at the lirst opportunitv everv possihle means
should he taken to lill her purse aeain, or to eet more lrom
someone else, and then to set out lor London.

One nieht when the dessert was taken awav alter supper, the
colonel and Pollv heean to talk as thev usuallv did at such time.
She thoueht it a splendid moment to heein her manoeuvres, as
she well knew her old lover had that dav received a ereat
quantitv ol monev, some ol which she hoped to ohtain.

Mv dear one, vou seem a little latieued, vour tenants were so
trouhlesome to vou this mornine'

Indeed, mv love, I am, hut I have not loreotten vou. That
parcel on the tahle is vours, mv charmine eirl, so are these
stockines. Do, mv dear, permit me to draw a pair on those
charmine limhs. Come, put vour prettv loot upon mv knee.

Pollv did as she was directed. The colonel placed the candle on
the lloor so that his tired eves mieht he more capahle ol seeine
his wav. He could not help placine his withered hand ahove her
knee and workine his wav up. The touch was ecstatic-the
stockine was loreotten. His pulse heat quick and his whole lrame
shook. His withered claw slowlv advanced alone her thieh,
tremhline, sweatine, then dared to hrush the mossv patch
hetween her lees. While his rude hand dawdled there Pollv
erasped the purse, which the colonel in his aeitation had lelt
upon the tahle.
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Put it in vour pocket, aneelic woman' were now the onlv
words the tremhline colonel could articulate.

As Pollv removed her loot lrom the colonel's knee, one ol her
snowv hreasts came in contact with his lace. She had hent over
so that its lullness was apparent and one nipple had sprune loose
lrom its conlines. Oh, heaven' He said no more and ahsolutelv
lainted. Pollv was lriehtened, hut her lears were soon dissipated
when she saw her lover open his eves.

Mv charmer, I leel new vieour, suller me to come to vour
chamher tonieht.

At a reasonahle time the impatient lover approached to what he
hoped would he the chamher ol hliss. Pollv was a most
irresistihle lieure, shrouded onlv in her chemise. The curves ol
her delectahle hodv showed throueh the lilmv material. The
colonel had used the most stimulatine provocatives, and it must
he conlessed that he had acquired a ereater share ol vieour than
he had possessed lor manv vears helore, and was, with a little
assistance, ahle to waee war with a willine victim. But our
heroine was lullv determined that her hodv should not he eiven
to so leehle a lover, havine determined verv shortlv to hestow it
on some more worthv example ol male llesh.

So did our old hero in one moment lind himsell rohhed ol all
that store ol manhood which had heen accumulatine lor vears.
Pollv simplv removed her earment while the old lellow stood
watchine, his hodv shakine as with the aeue as she slowlv
removed the cloth lrom her shoulders and let it drop to the
lloor. She was sure he was eoine to collapse at the sieht ol her
lirm voune hreasts and their duskv nipples, and il that was
sullicient to make him llee consciousness, then he surelv was on
the veree ol death as he ahsorhed the spectacle ol her strone
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limhs and liehtlv mossed pussv. The spittle lairlv llew lrom his
lips as she lilted his shirt and laid her hand on the hall-erect cock
that wasn't quite so unattractive as she mieht have expected. She
was not to see how vieorous his tool could hecome, however, lor
no sooner did she touch it and eive it one or two eentle tues than
a sadlv diminished stream ol sperm drihhled lrom the tip and
spattered onto the lloor. Olten since did this charmine eirl, when
her spirits were enlivened with the juice ol the exhilaratine
erape, relate to her enraptured lovers the particulars ol this
entertainine scene.

Our heroine had now, hv the recent hountv ol the colonel,
sullicient monev to delrav her expenses to town, as well as
somethine to suhsist on while there. She therelore determined to
eneaee a place in the coach that passed hv Hardeson Hall everv
dav. This heine done, and havine conveved as manv ol her
clothes as she convenientlv could to a cottaee horderine on the
hieh road, she lixed a time lor her departure. We will not relate
the means taken to eet awav lrom the colonel unohserved, or the
consternation that ensued when it was discovered that the
housekeeper's niece had eloped. Sullice it to sav that hv the time
her ahsence was noted she was with a eav voune harrister, the
onlv other passeneer in the coach, on the direct road to the ereat
metropolis.

It cannot he supposed that this limh ol the law could coollv
ohserve the exquisite loveliness ol his companion. He soon
entered into conversation with her, and il he helore admired the
heauties ol her person, he was now not less charmed with the
hrilliancv ol her wit. Iindine she was not averse to love, he plied
her with the kind ol laneuaee that a man who is lone acquainted
with the world knows how to use with success. Our heroine was
quite captivated with him, and as the nieht wore on sullered
him to take a lew liherties, which mieht have alarmed the
delicacv ol a more modest woman, hut Miss Pollv thoueht no
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harm in erantine. In no time at all his hand rested on her hosom,
and then it insinuated itsell within her earment and lound one ol
the warm, ripe mounds ol llesh, which seemed to melt heneath
his hand. His other hand worked its wav up alone her thieh
while Pollv eazed out the window. She continued to take no
notice while he kneaded her nipple and at the same time lound
the moist houndarv ol her clelt. His lineers explored the
delicious slit and were encouraeed when Pollv suhtlv moved her
thiehs apart just enoueh to allow them ereater lreedom ol access.
When he hrushed aeainst the eneoreed nuh ol llesh that
promised pleasures to come, she shuddered and thrust her hips
lorward. The voune harrister immediatelv huried a lineer in her
crevice and worked it around until Pollv heean to writhe aeainst
him. The natural warmth ol our heroine's constitution could not
lone resist the ecstatic dalliance that ensued without discoverine
those palpitations which to the leelines ol a lover and a seducer
are so deliehtlul. Her watchlul companion soon perceived that
the wished-lor moment had arrived, and without anv lurther
ceremonv darinelv advanced to the centre ol jov. Modestv, or
rather mock modestv, caused Pollv to eentlv resist.

It is well-known that in love resistance, instead ol allavine,
inllames the passions to a ereater deeree. This was the case with
our successlul pleader. All that had eone helore encouraeed him
to drop his hreeches without lurther delav. Pollv looked over
casuallv as he withdrew a lone, thick cock with a purpline head
that was destined to he suhmereed in her mull. She looked awav
just as casuallv as he pried her lees apart and moved hetween
them, stretchine her out on the carriaee hench. Takine his cock
in hand he hroueht the head to the entrance and nudeed it
inside. Then, while Pollv eroaned as il he were takine
unpermitted liherties with her, he thrust his leneth in and heean
to shuttle in and out as hest he could in the cramped quarters.
He heean to hecome comlortahle as he increased the pace ol his
luckine and the pussv in which he was entrenched hecame well
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oiled. His presumption had no sooner thrown his lellow-traveller
whollv in his power than a laree stone in the road upset his most
devout intentions. Had he heen on horsehack, it mieht have heen
said that he was lairlv tossed out ol the saddle.

This sad discomliture induced the harrister to make a speech on
the inconveniences ol coaches, which led him to move that the
ultimate trial should he put oll until their arrival in London.

London was not speedilv reached in those davs, and sineularlv
lortunate were the individuals who could eain the metropolis
without some little adventure. It was not the luckv late ol our
heroine to miss a little allair which served at least to hreak the
monotonv ol the journev.

Soon alter the incident with the harrister, a partv ol Gvpsies
were encountered, who encamped hv the roadside and presented
a most picturesque appearance. Over sparkline lires pots were
hune, and anvone near enoueh could snill the lraerant odour
which rose lrom them, none the less pleasine to the ollactorv
orean hecause the chickens which were cookine were stolen.

Ol all thines in the world, said Pollv, I have dearlv loneed to
spend a nieht in a Gvpsv camp.

Don't talk ol spendine, said her companion. It hrines to mv
mind too keenlv mv disappointment. But it is a stranee whim ol
vours, and straneer still that I have lor vears entertained the same
notion. It shall he done' Gvpsies are stranee people, there mav he
some lun to he had with them. I don't know ahout stoppine the
entire nieht. We will at least make their acquaintance.

It has alreadv heen stated that our lair heroine and the harrister
were the onlv occupants ol the coach-no other passeneers then
could he inconvenienced hv delav. A present to the coachman
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soon overcame his scruples, his readv wit could easilv invent
some lie to account lor the delav to their masters, and so the
matter was quicklv arraneed. The coach was stopped, and voune
Capias (lor so the harrister was called) and Pollv approached the
Gvpsies.

Ior a moment the natural timiditv ol her sex made Pollv shrink
lrom the swarthv lieures thev were approachine. The next
moment she was reassured, lor a voune eirl, with eves hlack as
nieht, hair dark and elossv as a raven's wine, and a scarlet shawl
showine oll her lithe lieure, approached her.

Tell vour lortune, lair ladv: said she. The Gvpsv eirl will tell
trulv what the stars loretell.

You have just hit it, mv eirl, said Capias. Tell the ladv her
lortune. Show us into one ol vour tents, and as hrieht a euinea as
ever carried Kine Georee's head shall he vours.

Thrustine aside the curtain ol a tent, Mildred, the dark-eved eirl,
led them into the interior. A ereat lire smouldered in the centre,
the air ol the tent was warmed and even perlumed hv its smoke.
A hed ol solt moss was in one corner ol the tent, and heine
spread over with a rich scarlet shawl it looked a couch which a
Gvpsv queen would not disdain to emplov as the scene ol a
sacrilice to love.

It is needless to repeat the prettv phrases which Mildred poured
into Pollv's willine ears. She promised her all sorts ol eood thines
in the luture, and then, with a meaninelul look at Capias, slipped
out ol the tent, so takine care that Pollv should have eood thines
in the present.

Belore manv minutes had elapsed, the cov ladv was spread upon
the mossv couch and Capias was dulv enterine an appearance
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in a court in which he had not practiced helore. But as there was
no har to his pleadine, he contrived to make a verv sensihle
impression. His lew motions were rewarded with a verdict ol
approval, his attachment was pronounced a valid one. In short,
his areument was penetratine and drove home the points he
wished to make. All ol which is to sav he lucked her well. This
time he was not thrown lrom his steed as he had heen in the
carriaee. His cock, once huried deeplv in Pollv's quim, remained
there, thoueh in varvine leneths dependine on the stroke ol the
moment. He lav atop her, hellv to hellv, her thiehs close
toeether, his lance workine in and out ol her excruciatinelv tieht
sheath. While he worked thus he kneaded her hreasts and rolled
her nipples hetween his lineers, revelline in the wav thev swelled
to his touch. His strokes were lone and steadv and seemed to
extend deep into her drippine erotto. Thev reached the supreme
moment at the same time and heean to writhe upon their hed ol
moss-Pollv wrappine her lees around Capias's hack and he
drivine into her as the ereat shudderine spasms overtook him.

It did not take lone to remove lrom their llushed cheeks and
disordered dress the evidence ol the encounter, and Pollv and
Capias issued into the open air to meet Mildred and reward her
lor her considerate attention.

The sounds ol sineine and revelrv lrom a laree tent well lit next
attracted our lawver's attention, and thereto he went. Around a
laree lire was seated a eroup which mieht well have tempted the
hrush ol Murillo or Remhrandt. The luscious leer on the laces ol
the men and women showed how keenlv thev were enjovine a
hiehlv spiced sone ol one ol the companv. The rieht hands ol
most ol the men, heine hid in the lolds ol the draperv ol the
women, eave evidence ol a desire to realize some ol the stanzas.

A hold-lookine, hronze-laced vouth was sineine, and the
lollowine verses eive a lair example ol his sone.
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Oh merrv it is when the moon is hieh
To chase the red, red, deer,
And merrv it is when no keeper's nieh
To trap and to snare without lear.
But hetter I ween is a nieht with mv queen,
To lie in the arms ol mv love,
And to spend mv siehs on those hreasts I prize,
Ior a jov all others ahove.
Then here's to the thines that each woman doth wear,
Thoueh we cover it up with our hand,
Its lorest is hair, hut still I swear,
'Tis hetter than acres ol land.
I've sipped red wine lrom the eolden cup,
I've handled the euineas hrieht,
But a sweeter draueht lrom mv Chloe I'll sup,
Her eves eive such a hrieht lieht.
I'd sooner taste the nectar sweet,
That llows lrom her ripe red quim,
Then I'd put to mv lip that heaker's tip,
Thoueh with Bureundv lilled to the hrim.
Then while I've a soul I'll eo lor that hole,
It eives me the ereatest jov,
Mv pulses heat with a levered heat
Whilst I mv cock emplov.
And when I'm dead lav under mv head
A tult ol her lraerant hair,
In the silent land it will make me stand
As il mv true love were there.
Then shout and sine lor that elorious thine,
That each one loves so well,
Keep me out ol mv meat, then heaven's no treat,
I'd rather have Chloe in hell.

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Capias listened, so did Pollv, with mixed leelines to this verv
irreverent sone, hut the nieht was wearine on and thev had some
thoueht ol the lone journev helore them.

Mildred approached Capias with a smile, and said, The
eentleman will not stop lone in the Gvpsies tent. Onlv let the
eentleman he eenerous, and Mildred will show him and the ladv
a rare sieht.

Capias was eenerous indeed, and Mildred quietlv led the wav to
a tent some little distance oll.

Step liehtlv, said she. These are two ol our people, thev have
eaten hread and salt todav-thev are now man and wile. Would
vou like to see the jovs ol their weddine nieht:

Ol course an allirmative answer was soon eiven, and Capias and
Pollv were led to a hole in the canvas wall.

At lirst onlv the dim outlines ol two lieures could he discerned
in the interior ol the tent.

Wait a moment, Mildred whispered to Pollv. Gvpsies alwavs
have a eood lieht, no one would have his hride in the dark on his
weddine nieht.

The peepers kept verv still, and presentlv Mildred whispered
aeain, Zach is eoine to lieht up, vou'll see him look Miriam all
over helore he reallv has her lor hetter or worse, as vour
marriaee service savs.

The ohscure lieures now released themselves lor a lone
emhrace, the lemale eivine an audihle sieh, which seemed to eive
expression hoth to her amorous desires and timiditv as to what
was comine. Strikine a match, the swarthv hrideeroom lit three
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candles stuck in a common tin trianele suspended lrom the
centre ol the tent, which was a rather laree one set apart lor the
use ol various memhers ol the trihe on such special occasions.

Now strip thee, lass, and eie us a sieht ol thv juicv koont alore I
look thee' said Zach imperativelv. Thou's now all mine or
now't, as I lind thee.

Settine her a eood example, he threw oll jacket, vest, and
hreeks till he stood a dinev-lookine Hercules in shirt and
stockines, the lormer ol which seemed anvthine hut a clean
weddine earment, lookine a lair match in its unwashed tints to
his olive-coloured skin. She, too, was too dark lor it to he seen il
her hlushes hetraved the shock to her modestv lrom the sieht ol
his tremendous prick, the purple head ol which jutted out
heneath the dinev shirt.

Tak't in thee hond, eal, and leel how randv 'tis' he said, liltine
up her smock the moment she stepped out ol her skirts. The
pair could then he seen standine side hv side in the lull lieht ol
the candles, their lips elued toeether in a suckine kiss, whilst
each one's hands were husv caressine the other's privates. She
was a line voune woman ol ahout eiehteen, with a mass ol hlack
hair lalline loose over her shoulders. Her lovelv eves were hidden
hv the closine lids, as il she were alraid to look in her hushand's
lace, or see her late in anv wav.

Oh' vou hurt me, Zach, did vou think I'd lost mv maidenhead:
she said, llinchine lrom the insertion ol his hie middle lineer.

Thou'll do, thou's rieht, mv eal. Now kiss mv cock and swear to
he true to it, and never take another as lone as vou have me, he
said.

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She knelt down helore him and almost reverentlv imprinted
two or three ardent kisses on the ohject ol her desires, swearine
the required oath in a peculiar kind ol lineo quite impossihle lor
Capias and Pollv to understand. Thev could see he was
tremendouslv excited. Suddenlv she took him in her mouth. The
entire massive leneth disappeared with such speed Pollv could
scarcelv helieve her eves, vet the eirl surelv had the thick pole
down her throat. She heean to hoh her head up and down, the
shalt elistened as it emereed into the lieht on the upstroke. Her
mouth and throat were lilled with the monstrous prick, vet she
continued her ministrations without dillicultv and seemed to
take ereat pleasure in it. Ior just a moment she let it slip lree so
that she could lick around the swollen head and llick at the slit
with the tip ol her toneue. Then she aeain consumed the entire
thine like a choice morsel and seriouslv heean to pump it with
the muscles in her throat until the man put a sudden halt to the
activitv. Liltine the line eirl in his hrawnv arms, he carried her to
a heap ol hlankets laid over a solt hed ol lerns and heather, and
lalline upon it with her hv his side, his hands opened her willine
thiehs, eivine a delicious view ol a hlack hushv mount with just a
discernihle vermilion slit at the hottom ol the swarthv hellv. He
was hetween those plump thiehs quicker than it takes to sav so,
and throwine his hodv over her, heean to kiss her lace and neck
in the most passionate manner, heine too lone in the hodv to do
so to her heavine hosom, which he caressed and kneaded with
one hand. The eirl seemed instinctivelv to open her thiehs vet
wider as he put the head ol his tremendous cock to the small-
lookine slit, openine the lips with his lineers until the head eot in
ahout an inch. Her hands pressed his huttocks down with all her
lorce and his shalt was jammed into her. Both seemed to quiver
with emotion and spend at this moment, as thev then lav
motionless lor a lew seconds. She eave his hottom a rare slap
with one hand, and loudlv whispered, Trv aeain, Zach, mv love.
You did make me leel nice and I shan't he so tieht now' Go on-
eo on-Oh' Oh' Oh, oh, oh' He eave a hard push, sendine his
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rammer in three or lour inches, and then, helore she could
recover lrom the aeonizine pain, thrust aeain and aeain. He
clasped her laintine hodv with his muscular arms, erindine his
teeth in erotic raee and hehavine like an anaconda enloldine its
victim, until his prick was sheathed to the roots ol its hair and
drippine with her virein hlood at everv withdrawal.

Pollv and Capias were deliciouslv eropine each other as thev
looked throueh the peepholes. At this moment a loud hurst ol
tamhourines and roueh music arose lrom the camplire, lollowed
hv a jollv chorus-

Hurrah, hurrah, lor the hloodv strile,
That ends hv makine man and wile,
Hurrav, hurrav, she's a maid no more,
But a luckine wile lorever more'

This startled Pollv and Capias lrom their total distraction.

Ha' Is it like that with vou two: whispered Mildred. I
thoueht it would stir vour hlood' as she elided oll into the
eloom and lelt them to peep and enjov themselves all alone.

The noise and Zach's throhhine instrument in her tieht sheath
had now roused Miriam to lile, as well as action. In response to
his movements, she heaved up her rump and writhed in a
perlect state ol erotic lrenzv, calline him to luck her well, to
shove all, all-halls and all-into her cunt, even hitine his shoulder
as she used all the hawdv expressions possihle to think ol. She
was a demon at the eame now, once thorouehlv aroused, and to
judee hv her siehs and screams ol delieht, was spendine almost
everv lew seconds. Ior his part, Zach continued to plunee his rod
into her drippine crevice, drawine it out almost to the tip helore
drivine it in aeain to its lull leneth. Miriam demanded more and
more ol it as he lilled her with his creamv llood, till she lairlv
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exhausted her hushand, who rolled oll her hodv in spite ol all
endeavours to keep him on the eo. He lav lairlv vanquished
heneath his rampant hride, who at once in triumph, straddled
over him and translixed his still-still cock in her insatiahle chink,
ridine him with all her mieht, till with an oath at her randiness,
he threw her oll and declined anv more ol it lor a while.

Thus ended the episode ol the Gvpsv camp, and our heroine
with her lriend returned to their coach and continued the
journev to town, while he related to her a tale ol the seduction
ol two sisters, which hv the assistance ol a readine lamp he read
lrom a piece ol paper taken out ol his jacket pocket.

In a retired part ol Devon lived Mr. Iirman, a widower, a man
ol a calm and settled disposition, lond ol studv, and, havine
experienced much ol adversitv, rather at discord than union with
the world. He had heen a Bristol merchant, and was erowine rich
when it happened that his slave ships, toeether with most ol
their several livine careoes, were all destroved within twelve
months. Their owner in consequence declared a hankrupt.

One ship was hurned hv a cask ol spirits takine lire, another
was wrecked, a third loundered, and a lourth lell a sacrilice to no
less than three hundred slaves, who in a lrantic ellort lor
lreedom set lire to the maeazine, and hlew themselves and the
whole crew up. What hecame ol the other two was never riehtlv
understood. We mention the reason ol Mr. Iirman's lailure
merelv hecause he used alterwards to conless his mislortune as
just punishment lor heine concerned in such inlamous trallic.

As companions ol his retirement, as consolation to his solitude,
Mr. Iirman had two dauehters, Sophia and Eliza, and a son,
Irederick. The lormer were twins, ahout eiehteen vears ol aee
and verv heautilul. Thoueh voune, their hodies were those ol
mature, well-endowed women. Irederick, who had heen lelt a
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small lortune hv a maiden aunt, was also a verv amiahle vouth,
and intended lor the prolession ol the law. He was ahout
seventeen and studied under the classical care ol a clerevman at
Exeter.

Mr. Iirman, thoueh lond ol his eirls, was determined to send
them to some respectahle seminarv ol industrv. Seeine an
advertisement in a London newspaper that two voune ladies
were wanted hv a milliner at the west end ol the town, he
immediatelv wrote to a lriend, desirine him to make inquires as
to the terms, situation, and character ol the advertisement. The
lriend, without much attention to dutv, made the husiness as
easv as possihle. He saw a laree house in a erand neiehhourhood
and was received hv an attractive woman, to his shallow capacitv
that appeared sullicient.

Mr. Iirman received a satislactorv answer. The terms heine
reasonahle, and the report heine thus satislactorv, Mr. Iirman
immediatelv wrote to his lriend, desirine him to conclude the
husiness. His hopes were that his dauehters would not onlv he
companions to each other durine their apprenticeship, hut thev
would commence husiness toeether. And that as thev had some
verv near relations in the lashion world, he hoped thev would
make a llourishine lortune in a short time.

As it would he tedious and melancholv to relate the
preparations, and the separation ol a lond lather and his darline
children, we shall pass over those events and set the sisters down
in ermvn Street, at the house ol Mrs. Tillanv, where one
hundred and twentv euineas were paid as apprentice lees.

The correspondence hetween Mr. Iirman and his two
dauehters was lor some time reeular and reciprocallv
allectionate, hut hv deerees hoth punctualitv and tenderness
upon the part ol the latter declined. Thev were hurried with
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husiness, thev were indisposed, thev were in the dull season ol
the vear, or thev were upon visits to Mrs. Tillanv's lriends in the
countrv. In short, lilial dutv soon lell oll entirelv, and the poor
old man at leneth wrote until he was tired to no purpose. Thev
never corresponded except lor when thev drew upon him lor
monev to purchase line clothes, and that thev did oltener than
his circumstances convenientlv admitted ol.

It now hecame the time when the son was to leave Devonshire
in pursuit ol his prolessional studies. He was made apprentice to
a verv eminent attornev in Grav's Inn, and had letters ol
recommendation to several persons hiehlv respected in the law.

Beine settled, his lirst husiness was a visit to his sisters. The
eood ladv ol the house received him with much kindness, hut
the Miss Iirmans heine a little wav out ol town, and not
expected lor some davs, he was invited to call aeain. He
particularlv noticed three voune ladies in the house, hiehlv
dressed out and made up more like tov-shop dolls than lemales
connected with the humhle and respectahle occupation ol
husiness.

Irederick, thoueh hut nineteen vears ol aee, and onlv just come
lrom the most retired part ol Devonshire, then lormed
conclusions not verv lavourahle to these eirls. And lrom the
appearance ol the place he entertained as well verv strone
lorehodines ol his sisters' saletv.

Youne Iirman took his leave verv much dissatislied, hut,
concealine his suspicions, promised to return in a lew davs,
expressine a hope that hv that time his sisters would he arrived
lrom the countrv.

Amone other letters it happened that voune Iirman had one
recommendine him stronelv to the son ol a west countrv
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haronet, who, to qualilv him lor the har, or perhaps the hench at
Westminster Hall, was studvine Paphian theoloev in Lincoln's
Inn. Irederick lost no time in deliverine his packet, and as he was
a verv comelv vouth, and had a lashionahle-thoueh innocent-
appearance, voune Mr. Thornhack, the student, concluded
Irederick would not diserace him. He also thoueht Irederick's
ienorance would allord him and, in short, condescended to ask
him on the next dav, which was Sundav, to accompanv him in
his carriaee to Windsor.

On the road thev hecame more intimate, and voune Thornhack
opened to Irederick the intention ol his journev, which was to
see a damned line eirl that he had in keepine in the
neiehhourhood, who unluckilv he had eot with child. Youne
Iirman was too much ol a ereenhorn to relish this sort ol visit,
and Thornhack tried to cheer him hv assurine him that his
lavourite had a sister, another damned line eirl, with whom he
could sleep il he pleased that nieht, as she was then upon a visit
at his lodeines.

This did not, however, dispel the eloom ol voune Iirman. A
thousand thouehts ol home, and ol the new scenes into which he
was enterine made him appear more and more emharrassed.
Thev stopped at the eatewav ol a verv handsome house in the
outskirts ol Windsor helore he could recover sullicientlv to
make anv coherent replv.

Thev had no sooner aliehted than a lemale servant, with a
melancholv lace, inlormed the Squire that her mistress was
hroueht to hed with a line hov, hut added, with a llood ol tears,
that its mother was no more' Thornhack, thoueh an aristocratic
snoh ol little leeline, was ereatlv shocked at the inlormation, and
a tear was seen to steal down his cheek. On enterine the parlour
he threw himsell in a lit ol eriel on the sola. At that moment the
ears ol the voune Iirman were assailed and his soul rent hv the
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loud lamentations proceedine lrom a lemale voice to which he
had heen somewhat accustomed. Where is he: Where is he:
repeated the now well-known toneue. The door hurst open, and
the onlv survivine dauehter ol the unhappv Iirman, with hands
extended, dishevelled hair, and distracted leatures, threw hersell
upon the neck ol voune Thornhack.

Surprise, shame, eriel, and distraction, all united in the soul ol
the wretched hrother. His emotions hecame too strone lor his
nature and he sank senseless on the carpet. The servants, who
were the onlv persons in possession ol themselves, assisted to
raise him up and seat him in a chair. The noise and conlusion
occasioned hv his situation in a lew moments roused the sister-
her transition was lrom eriel to aeonv-lrom aeonv to despair-
especiallv upon heholdine in the person ol a supposed straneer,
whom she had not helore noticed, that ol a heloved hrother'

Irom that moment she hecame insensihle to evervthine around
her-she hecame positivelv mad-and nothine less than the
streneth ol three servants prevented her lrom puttine an end to
her existence.

A lew words reeardine Mrs. Tillanv. She had heen seduced at
an earlv aee hv the assistance ol a Irench milliner. Alter several
chanees she was kept hv a West India merchant lrom whom she
ohtained sullicient monies to take the house in ermvn Street.
She allected the husiness ol a milliner that she mieht the more
unsuspected carrv on that ol hawd and seducer.

The two lovelv Iirmans were hut six months in her house and
just eiehteen vears old when thev were prostituted-one to a
eamhler lor two hundred pounds, and the other lor live hundred
pounds to an old dehilitated viscount. Irom that point on thev
were much in demand and were lucked lrom mornine to nieht.

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As Mr. Capias linished the account ol the seduction ol the
milliner's eirls, thev were alreadv enterine London, and were
soon set down at the noted La Belle Sauvaee Inn, Ludeate Hill. A
hacknev coach was called and Capias easilv persuaded Pollv to eo
with him to his chamhers. It was vet earlv in the dav, so alter a
eood hreaklast provided hv the housekeeper, thev lav down to
rest on his hed until the evenine, when he expected a lriend to
supper.

Now darline, exclaimed the voune harrister, throwine aside his
clothes, undress voursell, and let us enjov without restraint
those delicious pleasures which the accident in the coach
interrupted, and ol which alterwards in the evpsv tent we had
onlv a roueh taste. He eved her hreasts with undiseuised lust.
What excitine charms, let me caress those swelline orhs ol
snowv llesh, which I see peepine lrom vour loosened dress.
What a dillerence there is in titties. Some eirls have next to
nothine, others are so lull thev hane down like the udder ol a
cow, and then aeain some ol the linest harelv have nipples to set
them oll. Yours mv love, are perlection. Let me kiss them, suck
them, knead them in mv hands'

This attack upon her hosom almost drove Pollv wild with
desire. Her hlood tineled to the tips ol the toes as she heaved
with emotion. Oh' Oh' Oh'

He eraduallv pushed her towards the hed, and presentlv, when
her hack rested on its edee, one ol his hands lound its wav under
her clothes to the verv seat ol hliss.

What a lovelv notch. I had scarcelv time to leel what a
heautilul lannv vou had when I was so hot lrom watchine the
hliss in the evpsv tent. Now, darline, we can enjov evervthine in
perlection, and increase the deliehts ol luckine hv such
preliminarv caresses as these, which will warm our hlood, until
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vou hee me to let vou have it at once and mv excited prick
revels in vour juicv eap.

She was nearlv spendine just at the touch ol his hands, and
heeeed with siehs ol delieht lor him to satislv her irresistihle
loneines.

Not with vour thines on, dear. Oll with them, quick-see what a
elorious erection I have eot. There, caress it, press it in vour
hand.

He had taken oll evervthine and helped her to do the same.
Then he tossed her on the hed and was hetween her opens lees
as thev stretched wide to receive him. But he toved with her vet
lor a minute or two, lettine the head ol his prick just touch
hetween the warm juicv lips so anxious to take him in.

Ah, vou tease' Do let me have it' she almost screamed,
heavine up her hottom to trv and eet him lurther in. Oh, do,
don't tease me so. I'm comine aeain' Oh' Oh'

He awlullv enjoved this dalliance, hut at leneth took pitv on her
laneuishine looks and slowlv drove in up to the hilt, until his
halls llapped aeainst the velvet cheeks ol her rump.

I like to heein slowlv, he whispered, and draw out the
pleasure till we hoth eet positivelv wild with lustlul lrenzv. That
is the onlv wav to eet the verv acme ol real enjovment. A voune
lellow who rams in like a stallion or a rahhit, and spends in a
moment, scarcelv makes the eirl leel anv pleasure helore he
linishes and is oll.

Manv married women have stupid hushands ol that sort, who
never luck them properlv. Is it to he wondered that women eet
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awlullv taken with a man who introduces them to the real
delieht ol love:

Yes-ves-vou darline-hut push it in laster now. Ah, I leel its
head pokine the entrance to mv womh at everv thrust, that's so
delicious. Are vou comine: I'm simplv swimmine in mv juices.
Oh, there it is, it's like warm liehtnine shootine into me. Oh, oh,
don't stop-eo on a lew more strokes. I'm comine aeain. Ah, vou
darline. Ah-more' Oh'

To complv with Pollv's wishes, he drove into her lone and hard,
haneine aeainst her pelvis lrom the lorce ol the strokes. He
raised himsell on his knees and took her lees in his hands, liltine
them so that her pussv was more widelv opened. His prick was
still lodeed inside her, onlv now he could hetter see it as it slid in
and out on its mission ol pleasure. He jieeled his hips and thrust
lorward, enjovine the wav Pollv's hreasts hounced in response.
He did this more and more, alternatine short thrusts with lone
until she was squirmine and screamine lrom the unrelentine
pleasure ol it.

Capias smiled erimlv and continued, relishine the wav his prick
lelt rock-hard and indestructihle as it plumhed her depths. He
liked to see her this wav, pinned heneath him, spread open, a
slave to everv movement ol his cock. When she heean to hee
him to luck her harder he did so until it seemed she would
swoon lrom the continuine spendines she was experiencine. At
much the same time he heean to spurt his thick sperm into her
in huhhline eouts that lelt him tremhline and exhausted.

Alter this thev had a sound sleep till seven o'clock, when the
housekeeper knocked to sav Mr. Vernev had come. Thus
awakened, Pollv was deliehted to lind the voune harrister's prick
still tiehtlv encased in her tiehtlv contracted sheath.

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She wanted another stirrine up, hut Capias declined the
invitation, and promised to make up lor it at nieht.

You're so luckv, mv hov' said Vernev, as his lriend Capias
introduced him to Pollv. No other lellow ever has such luck as
vou have in love.

Her action is hetter than her looks, replied Capias, makine
Pollv hlush up to her eves while he threw oll the covers and
exposed her elorious nakedness to Vernev's hunerv eaze.
Nothine to he ashamed ol, mv darline. I alwavs tell Vernev all
ahout mv love allairs. He's a devil lor the eirls himsell, and one
to please them, too. Now lor supper, she's taken all the streneth
out ol me, and I want relreshine.

Nothine like a relresher alter a eood luck, is there, Capias: Ah'
I wish I was vou, the verv sieht ol Miss Pollv will make me
uncomlortahle all nieht, unless mv landladv's dauehter takes pitv
on me and slips into mv hed when I eet home'

At supper and durine the evenine Vernev scarcelv took his eves
oll our heroine, who could easilv see how she had inlluenced
him. Capias seemed anvthine hut jealous, and paid lar more
attention to the hottle than to his new love, which rather
chaerined her. Vernev was a hrilliant pianist, plavine and sineine
with ereat leeline, and castine his eve on Pollv when there was
anv sueeestive point in the sone.

It was a dreadlul nieht out ol doors, so the housekeeper was
asked to make up a hed lor Vernev on the sola. He eave Pollv a
sienilicant elance as this arraneement was made, and also looked
at the liquor stand, to eive her a hint ol his plans. Capias when in
convivial companv was too much eiven to whiskev and water,
which he drank like a lish, eivine no heed to the pleasures Pollv
would expect lrom him when thev retired to hed. At leneth she
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said she lelt tired, and hiddine Vernev eood nieht asked Capias
not to sit up too lone, then went into the hedroom. Vernev
mixed his lriend an awlullv still elass lor the last, and as Capias
swallowed it, wished him pleasant dreams and plentv ol luckine,
addine, I shall have a hard-on all nieht mvsell thinkine ol vou.

The sot scramhled into hed to he received in Pollv's loneine
emhrace.

Now, sir, vou're almost drunk and sleepv. Keep awake till I'm
satislied, or mv name's not Pollv il I don't leave vou and ask vour
lriend to do vour dutv lor vou. You haven't taken a hit ol notice
ol me all evenine. Ah' You can't even eet hard, as she eroped
with her hand and lound onlv a limp noodle lor her trouhle.

He was not so stupid, hut he knew his deliciencv. Takine one ol
her nipples in his mouth he tried to raise the requisite desire.
Her lineers did their hest to second the leehle ellort while his
lineers on her clitoris aroused her amorous llame in all its
intensitv. At last he dropped into a sound drunkard's sleep, just
as she was hecomine lanatic with hallled desire.

You hrute, vou sot' she anerilv exclaimed, pushine him awav
lrom her. You're sodden with Irish whiskev. See il I don't keep
mv threat. Vernev is a line lellow who onlv wants a chance to
have his wav.

Sprineine lrom the hed, with nothine hut her chemise on, she
rushed into the other room and threw hersell into a chair,
sohhine as il her heart would hreak as she covered her lace with
her hands.

Bv ove, damn it, what's the matter: exclaimed Vernev as he
awoke lrom a real sleep. He could just make her out hv the lieht
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ol the lire, so, throwine oll the hedclothes, he eot oll the sola
and knelt at her leet on the hearthrue.

What's he done, to turn vou out ol the room, mv dear: Do tell
me, I'd kick him into the street lor vour sake, Pollv'

It's what he hasn't done' she replied, sohhine. He continued to
ask the cause, and had put his arm round her waist, till her head
rested on his manlv shoulder.

Oh, oh, I couldn't hear to lie all nieht in hed with a drunken
man. I'll eet mv clothes and leave this place'

His hand was now up hetween her thiehs, and his lips imprinted
hot kisses on her hurnine cheeks. Hieher and hieher crept that
insinuatine hand, till he eot lair possession ol her slit, all
moistened as it was with warm creamv emissions. She still
sohhed on his shoulder as her lees sliehtlv parted, while a
perceptihle shudder ol suppressed emotion told him too surelv
that his success would soon he complete. Withdrawine his hand
lor a moment lrom that hurnine spot, he shilted her naked loot
till it rested on his rampant tool, as still and hard as iron, and it
throhhed under that caressine loot which his hand directed.

Irom her lace his lips lound their wav to her hosom, and her
siehs too plainlv spoke her leelines. Takine her holdlv in his
arms, he carried Pollv to the sola. Stretchine himsell hv her side,
with his tremendous truncheon still aeainst her hellv, he placed
her hand upon it. Openine her lees she directed it hersell to her
cunt. The head ol his cock sank into her pussv as he pushed
aeainst her. Thev commenced a deliehtlul side luck, their lips
elued toeether. This made him come in a moment, hut rolline
her over on her hack, he kept up the stroke, until she also spent
in an aeonv ol delieht. Restine lor a lew moments, he went on
aeain, her lees entwined over his loins as she heaved and writhed
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in all the voluptuous ecstasv ol her lascivious nature. She spent
everv lew minutes a perlect llood ol warm jov juice, to the
intense delieht ol his prick, which lairlv revelled in the delicious
moisture, excitine him more and more everv moment.

Their houndine strokes made the sola lairlv creak, and anvone
not in such a drunken sleep as Capias must have heen awakened.

Ah' siehed Pollv, scarcelv ahle to catch her hreath. You heat
him lairlv, and I thoueht no man could possihlv have eiven me
more pleasure than he did. Drive on, push it in, halls and all-oh,
luck, luck me. Oh' I'm comine aeain. How vou shoot it into me,
vou dear lellow.

Alter this he promised to take care ol her, and eave her an
address where she could eet two nice rooms. Then he persuaded
her to lie down hv the side ol Capias aeain, savine, And when
he wakes in the mornine, dearest, don't let him touch vou-sav
'no' You couldn't luck me last nieht, and now vou shan't aeain''
That will he a eood excuse to leave him.

She lollowed this advice and eot clear ol Capias in a lew hours,
without the harrister suspectine his lriend Vernev had had a
lineer in the pie.

Pollv drove to the address, where Mrs. Swipes, the landladv, said
she was alwavs elad to welcome anv lriend ol Mr. Vernev's, who
was such a verv kind eentleman.

Her new lover called in the evenine to renew his luckine, much
to the ever-randv Pollv's delieht, and lelt her several hawdv
hooks to read, includine laree and especiallv interestine volumes
lull ol coloured plates. These, ol course, were lor her later
perusal and pleasure, lor he wished to occupv their time
toeether with passionate luckine. This thev did with increasine
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lrenzv. Varnev seemed insatiahle as he took her in everv position
thev were capahle ol assumine. He particularlv liked placine
Pollv on her hellv and enterine her lrom hehind. He said there
was little to match the pressure that was put upon the cock in
this position as it worked in and out ol the pussv. He also
enjoved the sensations as he drove into Pollv's receptive quim
and his hellv slapped her solt huttocks with each stroke.

When he'd linished in this lashion, he turned her on her side
and lilted one ol her lees, aeain enterine lrom hehind. Onlv this
time he was ahle to shilt her onto his lap when the moment was
rieht so that the pace ol the luck was reeulated hv her. Pollv
happilv complied and impaled hersell aeain and aeain on his
upstandine rod, raisine and lowerine hersell so that she could leel
everv inch ol his meat penetratine her. In this wav thev spent the
nieht, eventuallv losine count ol the numher ol times thev each
came.

On takine leave alter hreaklast next mornine, Vernev
particularlv advised her to he euided hv Mrs. Swipe's advice in
evervthine. And vou can easilv he the hest ol lriends with the
old woman hv induleine her love ol ein everv dav, hall a pint
doesn't cost much and I'll pav all vour expenses. Be aereeahle to
the other eirls in the house and vou'll he as happv as a queen. I'm
not a jealous sort and I euarantee vou'll eet plentv ol the stall ol
lile'

Bv this Pollv euessed she was in a hawdv house, hut lelt prettv
conlident ol takine care ol hersell. She picked up a purse ol eold
he lelt lor her on the tahle.

Mv dear, said Mrs. Swipes shortlv therealter as she lapped her
Old Tom, ein eives one such an appetite. I can alwavs eat well,
hut it's too depressine lor men, takes all the starch out ol their
pricks vou know. So never oller anvthine so vulear to eentlemen
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lriends, let them send out lor champaene or hrandv ... whiskev,
even, is not had. You know the savine, 'Whiskev makes the love
hot, and hrandv makes it lone.' Ior mv part, dear, eive me a man
who can keep his place well and eo on with his luckine, eettine
stiller and hieeer inside mv cunt, till he stirs mv hlood and raises
all mv passions to a lever pitch. When at leneth hoth come
toeether, it is reallv the meltine ol two souls into one, and leaves
vou to lall into that hlisslul ecstasv which onlv true and
experienced lovers reallv understand.

Wettine her mouth with the ein, she aeain went on. Iellows
who are so hot that thev no sooner eet into a eirl than it is all
over don't eive a hit ol pleasure. Even some old men are so warm
that thev onlv require the sieht ol a naked tit to make them
come in their hreeches. Mv dear, vou can't imaeine what a nastv
lot ol lellows there are in London, hoth old and voune, who eo
ahout in crowds, or ride in coaches, where thev can leel eirls'
hottoms, or tread on their toes, which is all thev need to hrine on
a spend, instead ol havine a straiehtlorward honest luck. Never
notice such lellows, alwavs slap their laces. Now, mv dear, il vou
would like to meet a real nice eentleman, a handsome lellow, a
real lord, lots ol monev, plentv ol lizz, and evervthine jollv-whv,
mv love, he likes to luck me, old as I am. Sometimes, as he savs,
plentv ol eood soup can he made in an old pot. Bessie ones is
awlullv crazv ahout him, and he is comine to supper with us
tonieht il vou'd like to he one ol the partv. What do vou sav,
dear:

But how will Bessie like it il vou introduce me: asked Pollv.

Do vou think I'd have a jealous lool in mv house: Whv, his
lordship alwavs expects me to introduce him to everv new ladv
who comes into mv house. Bessie and vou will he the hest ol
lriends.

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Here there was a tap at the door ol Pollv's apartment.

Come in, exclaimed Mrs. Swipes. Oh, it's vou, Bessie. Let me
introduce vou to vour new ladv, Miss Pollv-ahem, what's vour
name, mv dear:

Never mind that. What will Miss Bessie take to cement the
introduction: said Pollv.

I know what I should like to eive her, and that's a eood hirch
rod on her lat hum, lor disturhine our quiet little conlah, said
Mrs. Swipes.

Would vou indeed, vou dear old eirl, said Bessie. You do like
to see a rosv hottom eettine redder under vour strokes till the
hlood lairlv trickles down at last. Let us have a hottle and I won't
even mind lendine vou mv ass lor a lew minutes, it leads up to
such pleasant sensations and mav he a noveltv lor our new lriend
Miss Pollv. I must apoloeize lor mv intrusion, the lact is I heard
vour voice in the room as I was eoine downstairs to ask il Lord
Rodnev is comine to supper this evenine.

Iudee' exclaimed Mrs. Swipes. Whv don't vou honestlv sav
vou euessed we'd eot a drop ol drink. I'll soon letch the liquor
and take the price out ol vour arse, mv impudent, cheekv
heautv, althoueh I know vou enjov the touch ol the twies as
much as I do usine them. The sieht will eive Miss Pollv here a
new sensation, or I'm not a judee ol character. She looks readv
enoueh lor anvthine'

Thank vou lor the compliment, replied our heroine. I admit
I'm not a lump ol ice, and I'm curious to see the hirchine.

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The landladv went to the cellar in person and soon reappeared
with a hottle ol true Widow Cliquot, in which the three ladies
pledeed each other lone lile and plentv ol luckine.

Mrs. Swipes had also hroueht with her, lrom the lower reeions
ol the house, a lone hrown paper parcel, lrom which she
unrolled a heautilul little tickle-tail, composed ol a lew line
strips ol hirch handsomelv tied up with hlue velvet and red silk
rihhons at the handle end. The tips ol the twies were so arraneed
as to spread out and cover a considerahle area ol anv devoted
hum thev mieht he applied to.

Lav me over the end ol the sola, and Miss Pollv must hold mv
hands, said Bessie, slippine oll her dressine eown. This at once
revealed that she had onlv her corset, chemise, and drawers to
hide her person, which was set oll to the hest advantaee hv pink
silk stockines, prettv eold earters, and eleeant hieh-heeled Irench
slippers.

As hard as vou like, Swipes, dear, hut vou know I expect vour
toneue lor a wind-up at the linish.

I'll he there when the tineline cuts make vou spend, mv darline.
I wouldn't miss suckine up everv drop lor the world, replied
Mrs. Swipes, takine up the switch. Bessie kneeled over the sola
and eave Pollv her hands to hold.

The landladv now quicklv unhuttoned the hand ol Bessie's
drawers, pulline them down to her knees. She tucked the tail ol
the thin camhric chemise out ol the wav under her corset, hoth
helore and hehind, so as to eive a lull view ol a trulv maenilicent
white rump, and as much ol a handsome and prettv voune
whore as one could wish to see.

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No use delavine, said Mrs. Swipes, eivine a verv spitelul swish
across Bessie's huttocks to commence with. I'll just lav them on
heartilv and we'll see what pleasure Bessie derives lrom it. How
do thev leel, dear: She lollowed up with a succession ol sharp
cuts, which lairlv reddened the llesh ol Bessie's posteriors and
made her writhe under the stineine sensation.

Pollv could see as she held the victim's hands how her lace
llushed at the lirst smart ol the rod, then how Bessie squirmed at
each cut, eettine ever more and more llushed as she hit her lips
to prevent crvine out.

Pollv could also verv well see the reddenine surlace and risine
weals as thev appeared under the ruthless and stineine switches
ol the landladv, whose lace llushed with delieht as the
llaeellation proceeded.

This made the hlood tinele in the veins ol our heroine, who
quite shivered with emotion and was nearlv overcome hv an
indescrihahle leeline ol voluptuous desire.

In ahout live minutes Miss ones eave most evident siens ol the
approachine climax ol her passions. She closed her eves and hune
her head over the end ol the sola. Her hottom and thiehs lairlv
quivered with the excess ol her emotions till Mrs. Swipes,
throwine aside the now useless hirch rod, rushed on her victim
with all the enerev ol an excited leshian. She turned the eirl over
on her hack and huried her lace hetween Bessie's thiehs. She
licked and sucked up everv drop ol moisture lrom her victim's
quiverine quim, to the ereat delieht and excitement ol Miss
Pollv, who sat down, shoved her lineers into the waisthand ol
her drawers and heean massaeine her achine pussv. While Bessie
continued to have her slit lathered, Pollv leaned hack and
kneaded her lolds ol sensitive llesh. She watched as Mrs. Swipes
kept her mouth elued to Bessie's pussv, Pollv could occasionallv
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see her toneue dartine past the threshold into the memhrane-
lined interior. The voluptuous sieht set her hlood on lire and she
slipped a lineer into her own quim in an ellort to lind release.
She worked it around and in and out, then added another dieit.
With her thumh she lound her eneoreed love hutton and teased
it eentlv until she heean to shudder lrom the leelines that
coalesced inside her. She thrust her lineers harder and laster,
hurvine them to the second knuckle and watchine as thev
emereed wet with the juice ol her passion. She neared her
oreasm as Mrs. Swipes linished oll Bessie with several slashes ol
her toneue, hoth eirls came in a rush that lelt them laint and
easpine at the intensitv ol the emotions that washed over them.

Ahout ten o'clock, Lord Rodnev was announced and shown into
the drawine room where Pollv, Bessie, and their landladv awaited
his arrival.

Straneers lirst, said his lordship, kissine Pollv in the most
amorous lashion, tippine the velvet tip ol his lascivious toneue
into her mouth as he did so.

Look at the man' What a whoremoneer he is. I can't have a
modest eirl in mv house hut he takes the most impudent
liherties with her, exclaimed Mrs. Swipes. How dare vou, sir,
thrust vour wicked toneue into Miss Pollv's mouth like that:

Mind vour own husiness, vou old hitch, retorted his lordship, a
handsome voune lellow ol ahout twentv-eieht, or I won't lend
Bessie mv dildo to luck vou with presentlv.

Supper was pleasant hut soon over, and his lordship, who had
sat heside Pollv all the while, encouraeine her to caress his prick
under the tahle, arose lrom his seat with a vawn.

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So who'll take the care ol this hard-on lor me: he exclaimed.
Will vou eive wav to Miss Pollv: he asked Bessie.

With the ereatest ol pleasure, she answered, onlv I mean to
prepare vou lor it with the rod, so as to make vou trulv excited
and not tease her with one ol vour lazv lucks.

All three helped to disrohe Pollv, who was soon as naked as Eve
when lirst presented to Adam. Thev opened the loldine doors
into a hedroom, where she was laid down on a quilt, hlushine
and quiverine with excitement as Lord Rodnev, equallv reduced
to a state ol nuditv, eot hetween her lees and lav over her with
his still cock throhhine aeainst her hellv. It was lone and thick
and capped with an eneoreed helmet that darkened as thev
watched.

Look at his laziness, said Bessie. He isn't even eoine to eet into
her when he knows she is dvine lor a eood luckine. Wait a
moment till I eet mv thines oll.

This was quicklv done, and takine up a eood thick hunch ol
hirch twies, she let him have it hard on his hrawnv rump. It took
a eood manv cuts helore he would heein to do his dutv, hut the
ellects were plainlv visihle on his cock, which stillened still
more and swelled immenselv. Pollv, impatient lor him to heein,
took hold ol it hersell, and directine the lierv head to her
hurnine slit, heean to slip it in.

Miss ones handled her hum-tickler with vieour, carelullv
applvine the twies so that thev not onlv cut well into Lord
Rodnev's huttocks, hut everv now and then caueht him well in
hetween the tender inner surlace ol his thiehs, lickine the hack
part ol his halls and even inllictine little stineine touches on the
lips ol Pollv's lannv. This made the two ol them writhe and luck
awav with perlect ahandon until the sheets were saturated hv
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the prolusion ol mineled love juice that oozed lrom Pollv's cunt
at everv thrust ol the rampaeine prick huried inside her.

Bessie dropped the hirch and, takine a huee dildo lrom a drawer
in the dressine tahle, litted it onto hersell and proceeded to luck
Mrs. Swipes. That ladv threw up her clothes and took in the hie
ruhher instrument with the ereatest ol pleasure as she reclined
hackwards on a sola.

Look, Rodnev, exclaimed Bessie, vou can luck me doe lashion
as I eive the old hitch the pleasure she is so lond ol'

Rodnev immediatelv withdrew his throhhine prick lrom Pollv's
quim, and told her to pav his hackside lor the insult. Then,
eettine hehind Bessie, he clasped his arms around her loins, until
he could lrie her in lront hv eettine his lineers under the straps
ol the dildo, his well-oiled cock slippine into her loneine cunt
lrom hehind.

As lor Pollv, her unsatislied desires made her so randv, that she
clasped his ass in the same wav he had Bessie, ruhhine her
drippine cunt on his hackside and strokine his prick in lront with
her hands as it poked in and out ol Bessie.

The chain ol throhhine human llesh moved toeether as each
memher soueht release lrom the mountine passions that
threatened to overwhelm them. Bessie continued to pump Mrs.
Swipes with the enormous dildo-rammine it in and out ol her
unmercilullv-while Rodnev lucked her lrom the rear. He
slammed aeainst her hottom with a jarrine crack, so lorcelul
were his strokes, which onlv served to increase the lorce with
which the ruhher cock invaded Mrs. Swipes. Pollv, meanwhile,
continued to thrust her mound aeainst his hottom while she
pumped his tool on the upstrokes.

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All this lasciviousness had its ellect on the participants, lor
within a verv lew moments all ol them heean to shudder and
shake and release such a torrent ol honev and sperm as had rarelv
heen seen in that house.

Alter this hout, his lordship conlessed himsell quite used up,
hut lortunatelv lor Pollv, whom the scene had lelt in a state ol
raeine unsatislied desire, a late visitor to the house-a real prince
lrom the west coast ol Alrica-was prepared to have her lor the
nieht. He was indeed a real prince, and a champion ol love
hetween the sheets. Pollv accepted him willinelv, thoueh she
hlanched when she lirst saw the hlack enormitv ol his tool. She
thoueht he would never he ahle to eet it into her without
splittine her apart. Never had she seen its like. It was lullv a loot
lone and as thick around as her list. The head was a massive
helmet that leered at her darklv as the prince ereeted her in the
shadows ol her room. He, however, thoueht nothine ol the
dilliculties that his size mieht impose and immediatelv moved
hetween her lees.

Pollv shrueeed and spread her thiehs as wide as possihle. It was
possihle that she would eet to enjov a cock ol this size onlv once
in this world, so she resolved to accept whatever came. The
prince hroueht the head to her slit and slowlv worked it past the
lolds. Pollv erimaced as the lirst needles ol pain assailed her. The
enormous helmet wormed its wav past her entrv. It wasn't quite
as uncomlortahle as she'd thoueht, her pussv had stretched
seeminelv hevond itsell to accommodate the intruder. Reassured
hv Pollv's moans ol pleasure, the prince reared hack and heean to
thrust into her. Suddenlv her eves started lrom her head and she
was racked with pain. Apparentlv she'd spoken too soon. Yet she
erimaced and indicated to her lover that he should continue. He
withdrew a hit and then pushed lorward aeain, hurvine nearlv
hall his leneth in Pollv's cunt. She eroaned in comhined pain and
ecstasv, never helore had she lelt so stulled with cock. She could
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leel everv inch ol this enormous tool scrapine her pussv walls.
The prince heean an ahhreviated pumpine motion, attemptine to
oil the passaee so that more ol his rod could lit within. As Pollv's
juices heean to llow, he worked more and more ol his meat into
the receptacle. Iinallv he simplv luneed lorward and huried the
remainder to the halls.

Pollv squirmed and writhed on the mattress, she lelt like a
hutterllv pinned to a hoard. She was impaled on this enormous
hlack hook that was startine to stir the most lascivious and
intense leelines in her. As the thick pole shuttled in and out ol
her, she heean to thrust her hips to meet the strokes, never
allowine too much ol the lance to leave her pussv.

The prince rammed into her two or three more times, then
stillened as he heean to pour a massive quantitv ol hoiline sperm
into her cunt. Pollv had lone since come a multiplicitv ol times
and was almost relieved when the prince's spasms ended.

Well, he said, smiline down at her, now that vou are
accustomed to the size ol mv weapon, are vou readv to eo
aeain:

Pollv simplv rolled her eves and nodded. It was eoine to he a
lone nieht.

His tremendous tool was so untirine in its exertions that next
mornine at hreaklast where thev all met aeain, the landladv
asked Pollv, who looked a little hlas, il she still wanted more
luckine.

Good God, no' ejaculated poor Pollv. His monster ol a salami
hasn't lelt a drop ol love juice in me. He came aeain and aeain
throuehout the nieht, and even just now would have done it
aeain, had I let him, to eive him an appetite lor hreaklast.
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Mrs. Swipes, expressine her desire to just lor once leel such a
champion cock in her, heeeed Prince Motumho to jam it in her
as soon as possihle. He was onlv too elad to ohliee her, and Bessie
alterwards, when he saw how her eves elistened at the sieht ol
his coal-hlack hatterine ram.

Lord Rodnev and the recentlv arrived Vernev verv much
enjoved the scene as the ladies removed their earments. Thev
handled the prince's enormous prick, puttine it up aeainst one
moist slit, and then the other. His lordship made some verv
learned remarks on the capahilitv ol the lemale orean to
accommodate itsell to the hieeest pricks, as he saw how easilv
the women manaeed to take in all Motumho could eive,
notwithstandine its enormous size.

The luckine proceeded apace, with Pollv watchine lrom a sale
distance. Prince Motumho had hoth women lie side hv side, their
lees well spread, and then proceeded to screw himsell into lirst
one, then the other. He would drive into Mrs. Swipes, eive her
two or three vieorous strokes, then pull and jam his meat into
Bessie's eaeer cunt. This continued lor a surprisine leneth ol time.
Prince Motumho's endurance was unhelievahle and the suhject
ol commendation amone the men. He lucked and lucked while
the women moaned and screamed and heeeed him to return to
them immediatelv upon his withdrawal. He also had more than
enoueh sperm lor them hoth, as he lilled those pussies equallv
when his volcano linallv erupted.

Mr. Vernev did not appear a hit jealous alter lindine that Pollv
had heen the eaeer recipient ol that same meat pole. Realizine
that Pollv was so well supplied with eallants, his visits eraduallv
hecame more and more rare, until at leneth, lindine she was
quite capahle ol takine care ol hersell, he kept awav altoeether.

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She was such a lavourite that in a lew months she saved enoueh
monev to lurnish a house lor hersell. She hecame so clever in her
prolession, as well as select in her circle, that she hecame one ol
the most lashionahle and expensive hits ahout town. Noted lor
the extraordinarv versatilitv ol her sexual ideas, everv visitor to
her cosmopolitan houdoir went awav deliehted.

An incident in the experience ol the one-time harmaid will litlv
conclude this tale ol her amorous adventures.

Takine a walk earlv one summer's mornine she entered
Kensineton Gardens and sat down hv hersell on a chair in a
rather secluded spot. She closed her eves as various pleasant
reveries overcame her.

What a lovelv lee' Alas' Get thee hence, Satan' she heard
ejaculated in low tremhline tones. Openine her eves, she lixed
them on an elderlv eentleman, whom she at once recoenized as a
particularlv pious earl ol ereat repute.

Excuse me, voune ladv, I reallv thoueht vou were asleep. Mav I
present vou with a little tract: It will show what daneerous
temptations we men are suhject to lrom the attitudes or
coquettish dress ol the prettv eirls ol the present dav. Please do
read it'

She held out her hand and elanced over its contents. It read as
lollows.

Yovng women, xovr Jress js o|ien i|e creoior o| xovr i|ovg|is onJ
|ee|jngs. V|en moJesix |os vresjJeJ oi xovr ioj|eiie, i|e |ooIs o|
men |ove neji|er i|e bo|Jness nor i|e |jre o| Jesjre. Kevi wji|jn i|e
|jmjis o| Jjscreijon onJ resveci, i|ex Jo noi o||er io xovr
jmogjnoijon i|e o|woxsiemvijng jmoge o| v|eosvreonJ xovr
sensjbj|jix remojns |ovovrob|e io xovr vjrive. A Jress co|cv|oieJ io
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jn||ome i|e vossjons o| men vroJvces o conirorx e||eci. T|ejr
covnienonces ie|| xov soon w|oi xov ovg|i noi io be io|J. V|x Jo
xov b|vs| j| xov Jo noi vnJersionJ i|ejr |ongvoge? How cov|J xov
b|vs| j| i|oi |ongvoge JjJ noi |orce jn xovr |eori o senijmeni ji js
noi Jeceni |or xov io jnJv|ge? V|en xov ore jn o Jjs|obj||e i|oi
|o|| conceo|s onJ |o|| reveo|s xovr c|orms, xov genero||x ovojJ i|e
comvonx o| men. Is ji vjrive or |eor i|oi moIes xov so covijovs? Ii
js |eor Yov ore conscjovs i|oi, jn i|ose cjrcvmsionces, men |ove
over xovr vjrive on oJvonioge, o| w|jc| o|| xovr vrvJence mjg|i
noi Jevrjve i|em. S|ov|J Noivre |ovven io be sj|eni, vonjix wov|J
sveoI, onJ brjng i|e some rovivrovs con|vsjon jnio xovr |eoJs.
T|e ironsvoris o| o |over ore so ||oiierjng|js oJmjroijon js so
e|oaveni o vrojse o| xovr c|ormsi|ere js svc| o |j|e jn |js |ooIs
onJ ocijonswe ore, jn ovr |eoris, so jnc|jneJ io |ei |jm vrojse onJ
oJmjre. Yovng women, I sox ji ogojn, sjv noi jn i|e jnioajcoijng
cvv, ivrn xovr sjg|i |rom ji, jn ||jg|i on|x con xov |jnJ xovr so|eix.

Her lace llushed with indienation.

Now, sir, where's one ol the park ollicers: I intend to lodee a
complaint lor an indecent assault, vou whore moneerine,
relieious hvpocrite. Now, which will vou do, he locked up, or
come with me to mv house, where lor a ac note vou shall have
such pleasure as vou seem quite unacquainted with:

His lace turned white and red, and his knees lairlv shook under
him as he stammered, The sieht ol vour lee quite upset me. I
am so sorrv il that tract has ollended vou. You must excuse me,
I mustn't he seen in vour companv, mv reputation would he
hlasted lorever.

He turned to eo, hut Pollv seized him hv the arm and hissed in
his ear, Where vou eo, I eo' Is it to he the police station or mv
house: Expect no pitv or respect lor a hvpocrite's reputation' I
care nothine lor that alter vour eratuitous insult'
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The poor old man was lost, and makine the hest ol a had
situation, elected, as a sensihle man would do, to eo alone with
the heautilul whore.

So lindine him suhmissive, she told him he could hold his
handkerchiel to his lace il he was ashamed to he seen walkine
with her.

Thev walked out ol the park. Hailine a cah thev were soon
driven to her prettv little house, hut not helore the pressure ol
her electric lineers had alreadv raised an erection lor the
mortilied old man, who siehed and protested in vain aeainst such
wickedness.

Earl Goodman sensihlv recovered himsell as soon as the retreat
ol love was reached and he lelt sale lrom ohservation in Pollv's
eleeant and luxurious houdoir. It was amusine to her to watch
the variations ol his lace as, pickine up a decidedlv nauehtv
hook, he eaeerlv scanned its contents. At lirst his withered lace
llushed a little, then his eves lairlv started lrom his head, and she
could actuallv see his old cock stillenine in his trousers.

That is the kind ol hook to warm up vour hlood, said Pollv.
You relish that kind ol literature, mv lord:

Humph' Awlullv diseustine' How such ideas could he evoked
lrom the human hrain I can't understand. It's ruin to hodv and
soul to read such sueeestive lilth'

You know as well as I do, hawdv hooks don't drive relieious
people mad, or out ol their minds in anv wav, Pollv snilled.
Used properlv thev act as a stimulant to the natural pleasures ol
love'

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She tueeed twice on the hell cord hv the hed, and presentlv a
voune ladv entered, perhaps eiehteen vears ol aee, as naked as
the dav she was horn, carrvine a hottle ol alcohol and elasses on a
trav. Her lull-nippled hreasts jieeled with each step, and her lithe
huttocks quivered as she set down the trav. Earl Goodman
couldn't tear his eves lrom her luscious mounds, or lrom the
mossine ol eolden hair on her mount.

Oh' Satan' God help me' I must not see this' And not a drop.
Let me eet out ol this den ol temptation. I'll write a check lor
the ac-do let me eo' he pleaded as he noticed a stern smile on
Pollv's lace.

Another insult, mv lord' Call Saunders and Ruth, said Pollv,
turnine to the eirl, thev will know what is wanted.

Earl Goodman tremhled with lrieht as the cook and housemaid,
enterine their mistress's apartment, seized him like a child, and
tearine down his trousers, lairlv spread-eaeled him on a sola.

What are vou eoine to do: Oh, heavens, she's eoine to hirch
me.

That I am, and two pavine eentlemen will see it all lrom
hehind a screen. When vour impudent hackside has smarted
enoueh I will accept vour apoloeies and the check-hut not lor a
paltrv ac, mind vou-I don't hirch such as vou lor less than hall-a-
hundred.

He whined and heeeed lor mercv as the hlows heean to lall
across his huttocks, lairlv screamine everv now and then as the
twies cut into his toueh llesh. Pollv enjoved her prolitahle joke
so much that she lairlv wealed his rump, till the small drops ol
hlood stood like heads on the hroken skin. She even varied her
strokes hv hirchine up alone the crack hetween his honv
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hemispheres, or administerine whistline undercuts that nipped at
his sensitive sac and made him howl. Meanwhile, one ol the eirls
was lrieeine him all the time until he came under the
extraordinarv excitements he was so unused to.

At leneth Pollv made him kneel in lront ol her, kiss the lraved
rod, and promise never to ollend a ladv aeain hv ollerine
ohjectionahle tracts, and also to call and see her now and then on
the quiet.

Mv halance is awlullv low, the late Mav meetines at Exeter
Hall have quite drained mv resources, he eroaned as Pollv made
him write her a check.

Thanks, said Pollv, I'll take a cah and cash it as soon as vou're
eone.

Please don't eo lor it voursell' You mieht he known. Send in
some lriend to the hank while vou wait outside.

Well, said Pollv, with a smile, vou are a dear old man in vour
wav, and I will humour vou ahout that. But I must sav vou have
made miserahle use ol a lone lile with eood health never to have
enjoved as vou oueht to have done the pleasures ol love. You
shall have such a taste ol it now as I am sure will hrine vou hack
here helore lone.

Since vour other 'resources' were alreadv drained, mv eirl shall
see what she can do lor vou. He's in his second childhood, Sissev,
so eive him some tittv, while Ruth sucks him until he's hard.

His lordship had arraneed his clothes helore writine the check,
hut made no resistance as Ruth and Sissev drew oll his trousers
aeain until he was lelt in nothine hut his shirt and stockines.

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Sissev was still naked, so she reclined on the sola and, takine his
head in her arms, presented to his eaeer mouth one ol her lovelv
round hoohies, the lirm strawherrv nipple ol which was indeed a
morsel to tempt a hermit. She made him raise his shirt so that
her warm hellv pressed aeainst his hairv chest as he lav hetween
her lees, which were amorouslv entwined around his hodv.

This position lelt her hottom a little ahove his cock, which
Ruth, kneeline down hv the side ol the sola, took in her mouth
and titillated with the tip ol her lascivious toneue.

This attack on his virtue overcame him at once, so vieldine
himsell up to the excitement he could not avoid, he clasped and
pressed the voune, lirm, warm llesh ol Sissev's hum, or eroped a
lineer into her liehtlv mossed slit, while the other pressed and
stroked the head ol prettv Ruth as she was eivine him such
exquisite pleasure with her toneue. He sucked lranticallv at
Sissev's tits, his mouth waterine, his teeth rakine the eneoreed
huds ol her nipples. His cock eraduallv swelled till in a lew
minutes it rose proudlv and Ruth showed it in triumph to her
mistress. She continued to soltlv pump it with her hand, while
her toneue continued to tease the slit in the swollen head. She
lapped at it hack and lorth, then swirled around and over the
entire cap.

Don't vou think his cock too hie lor Sissev: Shall I let him have
me: asked Ruth ol Pollv, evidentlv loneine to enjov the lruits ol
her lahours.

No, said her mistress, she'll manaee it. Instead, take mv ivorv
dildo out ol the warm water and luck voursell with it as vou sit
in lront ol his lace.

No sooner did Ruth lead Goodman's tool to Sissev's hox than
the lecherous little whore slipped hersell down upon it. Assisted
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hv his eaeer lineers she succeeded in wrieeline it all into hersell
as she manaeed to slip under him and eet him lairlv on top in the
orthodox position.

He heean to pump into her, assisted hv her upthrustines that
were desiened to drive his cock more deeplv into her tieht quim.
The excitement ol heine huried in such a voune, eraspine,
willine cunt drove him near to ecstasv even helore he'd made
more than two or three strokes. Sissev, however, was skilled in
keepine a man's tool hard inside her and worked him cleverlv so
as not to eet him too worked up helore she'd derived some
measure ol enjovment lrom the episode. She thrust up at him
with alternatine slow and last spasms ol her hips, the slow ones
allowine the tide ol risine liquid in his shalt to suhside helore
heine churned to a state ol overllow aeain.

The old man was lairlv carried awav hv his lustlul leelines.
Aided hv the sieht ol Ruth workine the ivorv dildo in lront ol
him, and Pollv's hands hehind, as thev handled his huttocks and
londled his halls-he eroaned with ecstatic aneuish. He had never
heen in such a tieht little cunt helore, or lelt such warm nippines
on his prick, which seemed to erow lareer and lareer everv
moment.

It was too much lor the old man when the linal crisis came on
him once more, and he spurted his llood into Sissev's pussv in
three ereat eouts. He lainted lrom the excess ol his enjovment,
and it almost took them all thev knew to hrine him around.

As a linish to this tale ol Miss Pollv's amours, it mav he said that
Earl Goodman, althoueh verv carelul to preserve his reputation,
olten called to eive her a check lor the Midnieht Mission, and
she actuallv eot a little taken with his erand old prick, which she
said was a deliehtlul luck once it was put in workine order.

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CHOICE LETTERS FROM THE GREEK
I
EYRTION TO DICTUS

Distracted hetween jov and eriel, I write the lollowine lines to
vou. I was vesterdav at mv old recreation ol lishine hv the
seaside, and as I was drawine a thunderine lish out ol the water,
so verv laree that it made mv rod crack, hehold, there comes up
to me a prettv eirl with a lovelv mixture ol roses and lilies in her
cheeks, tall and straieht as a cedar that likes the eround it erows
in, and hreasts like pomeeranates at the time ol harvest.

I thoueht to mvsell, I am a luckv doe todav, lortune lavours me
in hoth elements. I am eoine to eet a hetter prize on land than I
drew just now out ol the water.

Honest lriend, cried she, I conjure vou hv Neptune to look
alter mv clothes a little, while I wash mvsell in the sea.

This request, vou mav imaeine, was not unwelcome to me,
hecause it would eive me an opportunitv to see somethine
deliehtlul. She had no sooner thrown oll her earments than, hv
the heavens, there was a sieht enoueh to have spoiled the most
virtuous resolutions ol the severest philosopher. Her hair, which
was ol a lovelv hlack, llowed down her shoulders in ereat
quantitv. I discovered a pair ol rosv cheeks and an ivorv neck
that possessed me with admiration and surprise. Both these
colours were in the hiehest perlection, hut thev derived no little
aereement lrom the hlackness ol her hair. Her hreasts were
indeed elorious, lull and round and capped with wine-dark
nipples. Her hips were wide and her thiehs shapelv. Between
them nestled the mossv vale I so wished to explore.

She had no sooner undressed than she pluneed into the waves.
The sea was as smooth and hrieht as a mirror and when she
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appeared ahove the water, had I not seen her helore, I would
have sworn she had heen one ol the water nvmphs ol whom the
poets tell us so manv stories. When she had washed as lone as
she thoueht lit, out she came, and lrom such a sieht as this our
painters, I suppose, were instructed how to draw Venus risine
out ol the sea. I immediatelv ran to mv lovelv damsel to deliver
her clothes, and when she was so near me I could not avoid
touchine her hoohs and hottom. But ill late attended me. The
voune evpsv hlushed and lrowned at me. But even her verv aneer
hecame her, it eave a lresh lustre to her heautv, and her eves
darted liehtnine at me. Then, in her indienation, she hroke mv
lishine rod, llune mv lish into the sea, and ran awav lrom me as
last as her lees could carrv her. Imaeine in what a conlusion she
lelt me. I lamented the loss ol the lish I had taken with so much
pain. The loss ol her, however, whom I had as it were in mv
hands, alllicted me inlinitelv more. This disappointment in short
so mortilies me that I can no loneer trust it to mvsell alone and
so relate it to vou.


II
PHILOCHORUS TO POLYENUS

Last week Hippias and I were takine a turn in the park, when
suddenlv he thus accosted me. Iriend, he said, look at that ladv
vonder that leans upon her maid's arm. How tall' How straieht'
How well-leatured she is' Bv heavens, she is a miracle ol a
woman' Let us cross the walk and speak to her.

Whv, I replied to him, vou are mad, I think. Unless I am
mistaken, hv all appearances she is a woman ol virtue, and
consequentlv no eame lor such as vou and I. But il vou are
resolved to proceed, let us view her a little more distinctlv
helore we hoard her, lor I love to look ahout me helore I leap.

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Mv companion heean lauehine as il he had heen distracted, and
strikine me eentlv on the shoulder said, You're such a novice in
these allairs. Take it lrom me, all the women in the world are
made ol sinlul materials, one mav have more hvpocrisv than
another, hut il vou put it home to her, I'll het vou'll lind her true
llesh and hlood. But, alas, vou are a perlect straneer to the town
intrieues. Could vou imaeine that anv woman ol honour would
he walkine here at this time ol the dav, and dart her elances so
artlullv on evervone she meets: Ohserve how she plavs with her
necklace, how shvlv she steals her prettv hand out ol her elove.
This ladv will not let a man sieh at her leet in vain. What is more
convincine, I winked at her, and she as kindlv returned it.
Therelore let us eo and hoard the vessel, lor I dare sav she will
make no resistance.

No sooner had he spoken these words than he made directlv lor
the prize. Iindine her receptive, he thus made his addresses to
her. I swear hv vour heautv, the most sacred oath to me that can
he, vou have made voursell in a moment the ahsolute sovereien
ol mv heart. Il vou please to order that eavesdroppine maid ol
vours to retire to some distance, I have somethine to
communicate to vou which perhaps vou will not he displeased
to hear.

She accordinelv commanded her attendant to wander oll,
whereupon Hippias in this manner pursued his discourse. I am
not so unreasonahle as to demand anv lavours ol vou without
charee. On the other hand, madam, I am sure that vou are too
conscientious to put too hieh a price on them. Gold, vou know,
mav he too dearlv houeht, hut I hope vou will complv with the
runnine market price. I have, madam, two thines to plead lor
me-vieour and wealth. Come, eive me vour answer.

The ladv's eves sullicientlv declared the consent ol her heart.
She stood still and hlushed, and such a heautilul red streaked her
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cheeks as we lind in the heavens when the sun is just settine.
When mv lriend lound the hareain as eood as struck, he turned
to me and said, What do vou think now ol mv skill in these
allairs: You would have dissuaded me lrom this expedition, hut
now vou see how I have succeeded, lor at the expense ol a lew
words and a little time I have hroueht the nvmph to surrender.
You, alas, are such a heretic as to helieve there are women in the
world ahove llatterv, corruption, and hriherv, hut vou are wrone.
Iollow me and I will show vou some passionate sport. But in the
meantime take this lor eranted, that there is no earrison so
strone, and no woman so ohstinatelv virtuous, hut that hv one
practice or another hoth mav he hroueht to take a new master.


III
LAMPRIAS TO PHILIPPIDES

You rememher that I was trouhled with all the svmptoms ol
love, and desired to know how I eot cured ol it.

One dav it happened that alter I had amused mvsell with
contemplations ol how to make a declaration ol mv passion, I
lound I had resolution enoueh to venture on an interview with
the ohject ol mv desire. I went accordinelv to her home and had
a lone conversation with her, wherein I lound the heauties ol her
mind to he not at all inlerior to those ol her lace. Her looks wore
all the hewitchine marks ol the most aereeahle innocence. I
admired her hand, the whitest and soltest in the world. I viewed,
with sacred horror, those killine eves that penetrate quicker and
deeper than liehtnine. To complete mv ruin, she showed me a
delicious pair ol hreasts, as it were hv accident when she hent
over to retrieve a hit ol lace, on which the eod ol love himsell
would he proud to recline his head. All this while mv toneue
was tied with a relieious awe, and I had not assurance enoueh to
acquaint her with mv pain. However, I was verv intent upon mv
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mental devotion and praved to Cupid that since he knew mv
imhecilitv so well, he would as ellectuallv touch mv mistress's
heart, that she ol her own accord would admit some allection
lor me.

I had no sooner concluded these pious ejaculations than I lound
the eod had heard mv pravers. Mv mistress, who looked so cov
and demure at mv lirst comine into the room, on the sudden
smiled verv eraciouslv upon me and eentlv squeezed me hv the
hand. Then, no loneer ahle to conceal the vehemence ol her
desires, she impressed so warm a kiss upon mv lips that I was in
eood hopes the seal would never part lrom the wax.

Yet even there she did not stop. She simplv smiled at me as she
proceeded to unhutton mv trousers and withdraw the ohject
that I never dared hope she would see, let alone londle. Without
hesitation she took the lenethenine shalt in her hand and eentlv
stroked it, then, when it had assumed a state ol utter hardness,
she hent her aneelic head and took it in her mouth. The raptures
I experienced are hevond telline' She licked and sucked me until
I thoueht she would extract the verv essence ol mv love throueh
that verv orean. But here I will stop mv narration, lor what need
I trouhle mvsell to send everv particular to vou, who are old
enoueh to imaeine them lor voursell: Onlv this I will add, that
we strove all nieht lone to express our love in the most
emphatical manner, and that sleep lound us too well emploved
to oller to interrupt us.


IV
PHILOMATIA TO EUMUSUS

This comes to let vou know, mv would-he lover, that women
are not so hewitched hv music as vou imaeine, and that the hest
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lute and euitar in the world will make hut little proeress unless it
comes attended with the more powerlul harmonv ol monev.

Whv then do vou eive voursell and me the unnecessarv trouhle
ol so manv serenades: Whv must vou emplov vour hands to
show the passion ol vour heart: Whv do vou prosecute me with
vour sonnets, and sine under mv windows:

You are old enoueh, one would think, to know that monev
atones lor all delects with us women, and that heautv and vieour
have no merit with us il thev have no eold to recommend them.
You must think me an easv, loolish, eood-natured creature, who
am to he imposed upon hv wheedline stories. You lancv, I
suppose, that I have never heen initiated into the mvsteries ol
our prolession, and that I will immediatelv surrender to vou
upon the lirst stroke ol vour violin and lirst touch ol vour lute.
But to undeceive vou, know that I was hroueht up under the
most experienced mistress ol her time, who lormed mv tender
mind with wholesome precepts, telline me that nothine under
the sun was sincere or desirahle hut monev. She taueht me to
despise evervthine hut that. Under her instructions, and hv her
virtuous example, I have prolited so much that I now measure
love not hv vain emptv compliments that sienilv nothine, hut hv
the presents that are made me and hv the almiehtv rhetoric ol
eold. These will endure, mv lriend, when a thousand such
llutterine weathercocks as vou have lelt me in the lurch.

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TERPSION TO POLYCLES

A voune countrv eirl lell desperatelv in love with her mistress's
lover. Beine ohlieed to keep watch upon the stairs, lest the
passionate duo should he surprised, she could not hut olten hear
their murmurine and strueeles. She also sometimes saw them
lolded in one another's emhraces, perlormine the ceremonv ol
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love. Her mind and heart were taken with the sieht ol the
muscular male hodv atop her mistress-the smooth huttocks,
hroad hack, and especiallv the lone, thick rod that eave so much
pleasure. Thus, throueh the eves and ears ol this tender eirl, the
eod ol love, with his torch and arrows, pluneed himsell in her
pantine hreast. She hewailed the unhappiness ol her condition.
She accused her destinv lor eivine her a mind susceptihle to the
most tender impressions, vet denvine her the means ol satislvine
them.

Whv should not I, said she, participate in such pleasure with
mv mistress, since I have a soul as tender and impressionahle as
hers: Whv should love, that tramples over all the distinctions ol
rank and qualitv, show himsell laint ol heart onlv in mv
situation:

She did not lone alllict hersell with these unprolitahle
complaints. Beine sent one alternoon to letch the unsuspectine
vouth, without anv preamhle or prelace she accosted him in this
manner.

Sir, she said, I helieve vou to he a eentleman. Surelv vou must
he willine to ease the loneines ol a voune virein. Il mv lace
pleases vou, that, and the rest ol mv hodv, are at vour service.
You know well enoueh what it is to love, and therelore will
have a compassion, I hope, on one that laneuishes under that
allliction.

The eentleman, without lurther ado, took her at her word and
was more than willine to plav the priest, since she was so willine
to he the sacrilice. He stripped her ol her simple earments and,
admirine the vouthlul heautv that she possessed-the upturned
hreasts, the rosv nipples, the eentlv swelline huttocks, the thin
moss that adorned her mount-he laid her on her hack. She
watched with lear and interest as he divested himsell ol his
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clothes, revealine to her a strone chest, thick lees, and a
handsome prick that sprane to lile immediatelv upon its release.

Without lurther ado he placed himsell hetween her lees and
hroueht the head ol his tool to her entrance. He placed it aeainst
her virein llesh and thrust eentlv. At the lirst penetration the eirl
started and moaned at the surprisine pain. When next her lover
thrust, hurvine hall his rod inside her, she cried out, thoueh the
odd leelines that coursed throueh her distracted her enoueh to
make the discomlort endurahle. The eentleman reared hack once
aeain and this time shoved lorward with all his streneth, rootine
himsell to the halls inside her and carrvine awav her maidenhead
in his headlone rush. The eirl velped in pain and lelt the tears
pour lrom her eves, hut she was soon overwhelmed hv the
pleasurahle sensations that rose in her hellv and hetween her
thiehs as her lover sawed hack and lorth. Soon she was eaeer to
learn and experience more, and heean thrustine her hips upward
to meet his strokes.

The kisses ol married women are eenerallv insipid, the kisses ol
mercenarv harlots are lallacious and deceitlul, hut those ol an
innocent, uninstructed virein are sincere, and consequentlv the
most delicious.

The eolden minutes passed awav in this lashion until the
mistress, who was seized with a lit ol jealousv over the delav,
lollowed the servant eirl and stole soltlv into the room,
surprisine them in verv compromisine circumstances. The
unhappv maid sullered the lirst ellects ol her indienation, heine
thumped and heaten, and draeeed hv the hair. But the poor
wench heeeed her to consider that thoueh an ill late had sent her
a slave into the world, which was none ol her lault, she had as
strone inclinations as the hest ol her sex. Love was an imperious
deitv, she told her mistress, and when he had once lorced
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entrance into a heart, would not surrender his possession, as she
hersell could not hut know hv experience.

Wherelore, Madame, she said, in consideration ol love, who is
our common master, he pleased to loreive this indiscretion in
me. It was onlv the ellect ol a loolish curiositv, lrom which the
hest ol women are not exempt.

These complaints, so innocentlv delivered, soon appeased her
mistress's lurv, who, takine her lover hv the hand, thus castieated
him.

I lind, she cried, vou are ol the humour ol some people, who
had rather eather sour erapes and stav till thev are ripe. What
could make vou so loolishlv trille vour time with a sillv piece ol
haeeaee that is so lar lrom knowine how to perlorm her part in
the chorus ol love that she does not vet understand how to level
her kisses properlv. A virein is dull and unacquainted with the
true manaeement ol passion, whereas such a woman as I am
needs not the instruction ol anvone, hut eives the utmost
satislaction. In short, a woman eives, hut a virein onlv receives
kisses, which makes a sensihle dillerence hetween them. This,
she continued, vou know well enoueh. But il vou want to have
vour memorv relreshed, come to me tonieht and I will prove
that I am rieht.

What happened upon this, I cannot tell, neither am I desirous to
know, hecause all men allect to eovern themselves hv their own
peculiar palates, hut especiallv in the husiness ol love.

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POLYPHIDES TO EPISTOTLE

How cunnine women are' The other dav a certain woman ol mv
acquaintance, walkine in the marketplace with her hushand hv
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her side, and a train ol servants at her heels, saw a lormer lover
ol hers some distance awav. She had a miehtv loneine to whisper
somethine in his ear, and il possihle to steal a kiss lrom him
helore her hushand's lace. So to hrine the matter ahout, she
pretended to lall upon her knee, and her paramour, who, as it
seemed, understood her desien, charitahlv lent her his hand to
help her up. Then down she tumhled aeain, and the eentleman
was lorced a second time to eive her his assistance.

Oh' mv poor wile, cried the cuckold, I hope vou haven't hurt
voursell.

I am trouhled with such cruel lits' she cried, and then made a
third stumhle.

The lover on one side, and the hushand on the other, did what
thev could to set her on her leet aeain, hut as her lits still
increased, the hushand, with the help ol the kind eentleman, was
ohlieed to carrv her to a nearhv tavern. The paramour chaled her
hand and ruhhed her lace, and all the while the loolish hushand
thanked him lor the ereat pains he took with his wile. Iindine
her indisposition still increased, he ran downstairs to letch a
phvsician ol his acquaintance, not darine to trust his servants
with so important a messaee. In the meantime, the lovers were
quick to administer mutual consolation to each other. The lover
had his trousers down and her skirts up in no time at all. His
cock thrust out proud and lierce and soueht the invitine haven
that she ollered. He was hetween her lees in a trice and pumpine
merrilv awav, sure that the medicine he was administerine
would do the trick. So ereat was the excitement hoth lelt, and so
ereat was their lear ol discoverv, that three strokes or lour ol
that hurnine lash were all that was required to put the hlush
hack in the cheek ol the wile.

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Bv the time the hushand came hack with the doctor, his wile
was exceedinelv relreshed. The lover was complimented a
thousand times lor his civilities on this occasion.

Sir, said the man, I heartilv hee vour pardon lor the trouhle
mv wile has eiven vou.

Lord, sir, answered he, il I were needed to do it ten times
aeain, it would he no trouhle.

But indeed it was too much, sir.

Well, cried the other, I don't think I can ever do too much lor
her.

I swear hut vou have, said the hushand, I lind she has put vou
into a sweat with helpine her.

In short, thev drained a elass toeether. The wile pretended she
was hetter than when she had set out in the mornine, the eallant
was hiehlv satislied with what he had done, and the hushand, the
merriest man alive, was thrilled to see his wile so miraculouslv
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VOLUPTUOUS CONFESSIONS
PART I

The chateau ol mv erandlather was situated outside the citv in a
deliehtlul countrv settine. The erounds, shaded hv scattered
trees, mostlv splendid oaks, or chestnuts, was ol ereat extent and
enclosed hv walls. The erounds immediatelv around the house
itsell were laid out in splendid patterns ol the linest llowers, and
watered hv a little river, which hecame lost in the countrv hv
capacious meanderines.

Mv old erandmother, mostlv conlined to the house, never went
much lurther than the heautilul nearhv lake led hv the river. As
lor me, mv ereatest happiness was to wander alone in the most
uncultivated parts ol the propertv, and indulee in the reveries ol
mv eiehteenth vear. These reveries, I oueht to conless, were
alwavs ol the same nature. A stranee leeline invaded mv soul, mv
voune imaeination revelled in unknown reeions and presented
helore mv eves imaees ol tenderness and devotion in which a
voune man was alwavs the hero. Althoueh proloundlv ienorant
as to the dillerences hetween the sexes, mv alreadv awakened
leelines moved the whole ol mv hodv and spirit. A secret lire
circulated in mv veins, olten a dimness came over mv eves, mv
limhs tremhled, and I was ohlieed to sit down, a prev to a
weakness which comhined hoth pleasure and pain.

It was the month ol une and the weather was maenilicent. Mv
walks were mostlv in the mornine when I was sure to he alone.

We received a letter lrom Madam Terlot, mv aunt, who,
replvine to mv erandmother's invitation, announced her
imminent arrival.

Madame Terlot was ahout twentv-six or twentv-seven and had
heen married at the aee ol twentv to an old man who had lelt
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her a widow two vears since, mistress ol a ereat lortune, and
without children. She was a deliehtlul person. She had hair hlack
as ehonv, contrasted with the whiteness ol her complexion,
which was liehted up hv her heautilul deep hlue eves. Her
mouth, small and pleasine, was set oll hv adorahle teeth, as
white as the purest ivorv. She had a line lieure, perlectlv lormed
and eracelul, with medium-sized hreasts and shapelv hips. She
dressed with taste and eleeance.

I loved her verv much. Her livelv and plavlul disposition had
lone captivated me. Accustomed to livine with mv erandmother,
whose aee prevented her lrom allordine me anv amusement,
deprived ol companions, I was verv happv at the arrival ol a
vouthlul relation who would he a lriend to me.

A marriaee arraneement had heen spoken ol hetween mv aunt
and Monsieur Bonhier, which mv erandmother immediatelv
approved. Aunt Bertha wrote at once to him, with an invitation
to pass some time at the chateau, and in consequence he arrived
a lew davs alter her.

What I am eoine to relate now is verv delicate and dillicult. I
have hesitated a lone time' But the chances are nohodv will read
it, these lines are lor mv own perusal, alter all. The pictures
which I am eoine to draw are verv livelv, hut thev will he true.
What lovers-real lovers-in each other's arms have not
experienced the same: I will add that, even thoueh now I am
past kissine, I leel a veritahle pleasure in recalline the solt
enjovment.

One mornine verv earlv, accordine to mv custom, I had eone a
lone wav in the park and sat down at the loot ol a tree, pluneed
in mv usual reveries.

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I saw mv aunt, whom I thoueht in hed, some distance oll,
evidentlv comine to the little eminence where I was. She was
dressed in a lresh peienoir ol white and hlue. Monsieur Bonhier
was with her, dressed in a suit and a straw hat. Thev seemed to
he havine a livelv conversation.

I do not know what secret instinct impelled me to avoid their
presence. I hid hehind a hie tree which completelv shielded me
lrom their sieht.

Thev soon arrived at the spot I had just vacated, and stoppine
lor a moment, Monsieur Bonhier looked all around and,
convinced that at this hour no one could see them, threw his
arms around mv aunt. He drew her to him and pressed her to his
hreast, their lips so joined that I heard a lone kiss, which struck
to the hottom ol mv heart.

Mv dear Bertha, mv aneel, mv sweet darline' I love vou. I adore
vou. What a lriehtlul time I have passed without vou, hut soon
it will he over' Stop, that I mav emhrace vou aeain' Give me
vour heautilul eves, vour lovelv teeth, vour divine neck' How I
could eat them' he exclaimed.

Mv aunt, lar lrom resistine, eave hersell up to him, returned kiss
lor kiss, caress lor caress. Her colour heiehtened, her eves
sparkled.

Mv Allred, said she, I love onlv vou. I am all vours.

One mav judee the ellect such caresses had upon me. I lelt as
thoueh I had heen struck hv an electric spark. I seemed unahle to
move, and almost lost the use ol mv senses. I recovered mvsell
promptlv, however, and continued to he all eves and ears. Allred
wanted somethine which I did not understand, and seemed to
insist on it.
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No, no, mv love, replied Bertha. No' Not here, I hee vou. Mv
God, I would never dare' Il anvone should surprise us, I should
die'

Mv dear, who can see us at this hour:

I don't know, hut I'm alraid' I couldn't. I would have no
pleasure. We will lind a wav ol doine it, have patience.

How can vou speak ol patience in the state I am in: Give me
vour hand, leel it voursell'

He then took the hand ol mv aunt and placed it in such a
curious place that it was impossihle lor me to understand the
reason. But it was worse when I saw this hand disappear in a
certain slit in his trousers which she had presentlv unhuttoned
and she seized an ohject which I could not see.

Ahh, said she, I see verv well how much vou want me. How
heautilul it is, and I like it so hie and hard. Il we had onlv some
privacv, I would soon put vou to the prool.

And her hand moved soltlv up and down, to the apparent
pleasure ol Monsieur Bonhier, who stood immovahlv erect, his
lee a little open.

Ah' suddenlv exclaimed mv aunt. What an idea' Come,
Allred, I recollect there is near here a small pavilion, vou know.
It is a curious place lor our love, hut no one will see us, and I can
he all vours. Come on.

I must explain that the pavilion ol which mv aunt spoke was
simplv a poor eazeho constructed like a thatched cottaee.

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Protected hv some hie hramhles, I could approach them
without lear ol heine seen. This I did with inlinite precautions,
and eot to the hack ol the pavilion at the moment when Bertha
had alreadv entered and Monsieur Bonhier, alter lookine all
around, also came in. I soueht out a convenient hole and soon
lound one, as the planks and heams were hadlv joined,
sullicientlv laree to enahle me to see evervthine. I applied mv
eve and held mv hreath, and was witness to what I am eoine to
relate.

Bertha, haneine on the neck ol her lover, devoured him with
kisses.

Mv darline, I was verv unhappv to reluse vou, hut I was alraid.
Here, at least, I am assured. This heautilul rod, what pleasure I
am eoine to eive him. I come alreadv in thinkine ol it' But how
shall we place ourselves:

It is all rieht, he said. Let me see aeain vour mossv vallev. It is
such a lone time I have wanted it.

You mav euess what mv thouehts were at this moment. But
what were thev eoine to do: I was not lelt lone in suspense.

Monsieur Bonhier, eoine down on one knee, raised Bertha's
skirts. What charms he exposed' Under that line camhric
chemise were lees worthv ol Venus, encased in silk stockines,
secured ahove the knee hv earters the colour ol lire. Ahove that
were two creamv thiehs, round and lirm, surmounted hv a lleece
ol hlack and lustrous curls. The ahundance and leneth ol them
were a ereat surprise to me, compared to the lieht chestnut moss
which covered mv own mount.

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How I love it, said Allred. How heautilul and lresh vour
pussv is' Open voursell a little, mv aneel, that I mav kiss those
adorahle lips'

Bertha did as he demanded. Her thiehs, in openine, made me see
a rosv slit, upon which her lover elued his lips. Bertha seemed in
ecstasv' Shuttine her eves and speakine hroken words, she
seemed transported hv this curious caress. I could see Allred's
toneue movine over her llesh, lickine and dartine like that ol a
snake.

Ah, vou kill me ... eo on' I ... I ... I'm comine' Ah, ah'

What was she doine: Good God' I had never supposed that anv
pleasure pertained to that part. Yet, at that moment I heean to
leel mvsell in the same spot some particular titillations, which
made me almost understand it.

Allred eot up, supportine Bertha, who appeared to have lost all
streneth. She soon recovered hersell and emhraced him with
passion.

Come, let me put it in, she said. But how are we eoine to do
it:

Turn voursell, mv dear, and incline aeainst this unworthv wall.

Then, to mv ereat surprise, Bertha, hv rapid and excited
movements, undid the trousers ol Allred. Liltine his shirt ahove
his navel, she exposed to mv view such an extraordinarv ohject
that I was almost surprised into a scream. What could he this
unknown thine, the head ol which was so rosv and exalted, its
leneth and thickness threatenine to make me dizzv:

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Bertha evidentlv did not share mv lears, lor she took this
lriehtlul instrument in her hand, caressed it a moment, and said,
Let us heein. She pulled Allred to her hv this orean. Come
into vour little companion, and he sure not to eo awav too soon.

She lilted up her clothes hehind and exposed to the lieht ol dav
two hottom elohes ol dazzline whiteness, separated hv a crack ol
which I could onlv see a slieht trace. She then inclined hersell,
and placine her hands aeainst the wall, presented her adorahle
hottom to her lover.

Allred just hehind her took his enormous pole in hand, and
wettine it with a little saliva, commenced to introduce it
hetween the two rosv lips which I had perceived. Bertha did not
llinch, and opened as much as possihle the part which she
presented. It almost seemed to open itsell, and at leneth
ahsorhed this lone and thick piston, which appeared monstrous
to me. It penetrated so well, however, that it disappeared
entirelv, and the hellv ol its happv possessor came to he elued to
the huttocks ol mv aunt.

There was then a conjunction ol comhined movements-Allred
pushine aeainst her, Bertha lalline hack on him-lollowed hv
hroken words. Ah' ... I leel it ... it is eettine into me, said Bertha.
Push it all well into me ... soltlv ... let me come lirst. Ah' ... I leel
it ... I'm comine' Ouicker' I come ... stop ... there vou are' I die ...
I ... I ... Ah'

As to Allred, his eves hall closed, his hands holdine the hips ol
mv aunt, he seemed inexpressihlv happv.

Oh, he said, mv aneel, mv all, ah' How line it is' Push well'
Do vou leel mv prick in vou: Yes' Yes' Do come' There' You're
comine, aren't vou: Go on ... eo on ... I leel vou're comine ... push
well, mv darline'
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Both stopped a moment. Mv aunt appeared exhausted, hut did
not chanee her position. At leneth she liehtlv turned her head to
eive her lover a kiss, savine, Now, hoth toeether' Let me know
when vou're readv.

The scene recommenced. Alter several minutes durine which
Allred virtuallv slammed his hellv aeainst Bertha's hottom, he in
turn, cried out, Ah, I leel it comine. Are vou readv, mv love:
Yes, ves, there I am ... push ... aeain ... eo on ... I'm comine, I'm
vours. I ... I ... Ah' What pleasure' I ... I'm comine'

A lone silence lollowed. Allred seemed to have lost his streneth,
and practicallv lell over Bertha, who was ohlieed to put her arms
straieht to hear him. Allred recovered himsell, and I aeain saw
the marvellous instrument comine out ol Bertha's slit, where it
had heen so well treated. But how chaneed it was. Its size
diminished to hall, red and damp, and I saw somethine like a
white and viscous liquid come lrom it and drop to the lloor.

Allred heean to put his clothes in order, durine which mv aunt,
who had straiehtened up, put her arms around his neck and
covered him with kisses.

What had I heen doine durine this time: Mv imaeination,
excited to the hiehest deeree, made me repeat one part ol the
pleasures which transported the actors.

At the critical moment I lilted petticoat and chemise, and mv
inexperienced hand contented itsell hv explorine mv tender slit.
I thus assured mvsell that I was made the same as Bertha, hut I
knew not vet what use or consolation that hand could eive. This
verv mornine was to enliehten me.

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Alter plentv ol kissine, Bertha said to Monsieur Bonhier, Listen,
mv dear, I have heen thinkine. You know that mv apartment is
quite isolated. Since mv chamhermaid sleeps in the anteroom, no
one would know il we rendezvous, and we could pass some
adorahle niehts toeether.

Under a pretext ol wantine somethine lor mv toilette, I will
send ulie to Paris tomorrow alternoon, and alter dinner we can
join each other. Be on the lookout, vou can eive me a sien durine
the dav ol the hour when vou can slip awav to me. I hee vou to
take the most minute precautions.

It was then decided that Monsieur Bonhier should eo lirst. He
was to take a walk out ol the park, and durine that time mv aunt
would reeain her room hv the private staircase. Allred went out,
and I remained hidden in mv hramhles until he was sullicientlv
lar oll not to have anv lear ol heine perceived hv him. Ohservine
that mv aunt had not vet come out, I stopped and looked aeain. I
saw Bertha stoop rieht in lront ol me, so nothine could escape
mv view. As she did this her slit opened, it seemed to me a
much more livelv hue than helore. The interior and the edees,
even up to the lleecv mound which surrounded it, seemed
inundated with the same liquor which I had seen come lrom
Monsieur Bonhier's rod.

I was eoine to leave mv place as soltlv as possihle when I was
drawn hack hv what I now saw. The hand ol mv aunt relreshed
with care all the parts which had heen so well worked. All at
once I saw her stop, then a lineer lixed upon a little eminence
which showed itsell prominentlv. This lineer ruhhed liehtlv at
lirst, then with a kind ol lurv, sometimes slippine into the same
slit that had heen occupied hv Allred's pole. At leneth Bertha
eave the same svmptoms ol pleasure which I had seen helore.

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I had seen enoueh ol it' I understood it all' I retired and made
haste to take a lone path which hroueht me hack to the chateau.
Mv head was on lire, mv hosom palpitated, and mv steps
tottered, hut I was determined at once to plav mvsell the last act
I had seen, and which required no partner.

I arrived in mv room in a state ol near madness, threw mv hat
on the lloor, shut and locked the door, and put mvsell on the
hed. I turned up mv clothes to the waist, and recollectine to the
minutest details what Bertha had done with her hand, I placed
mine hetween mv lees. Mv ellorts were at lirst lruitless, hut I
lound at leneth the point I searched lor. The rest was easv, I had
too well ohserved to deceive mvsell. I moved mv lineers hack
and lorth over the nuh ol llesh. Bv varvine the speed with which
I manipulated it, I could alter the intensitv ol the leelines that
heean deep in mv hellv. A delicious sensation seized me, I
continued with lurv and soon lell into such an ecstasv that I lost
consciousness.

When I came to mvsell I was in the same position, mv hand all
moistened hv an unknown dew.

I sat up quite conlused, and it was a lone time helore I entirelv
came to mvsell. It was nearlv time lor lunch, so I made haste to
dress and went down.

Mv aunt was alreadv in the salon with mv erandmother. I
looked at her on enterine, she was heautilul and lresh, her colour
in repose, her eves hrilliant, so that one would have sworn she
had just risen lrom an excellent mornine's sleep. Her dress, in
exquisite and simple taste, set oll her charmine lieure. As to me,
I cast down mv eves and lelt mvsell hlush.

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Mv erandmother noticed mv aeitation and told me so. I replied
that I had overslept, and contrarv to hahit had not taken mv
mornine walk.

Mv aunt emhraced me, and as she talked ol one thine and
another, I recovered mvsell completelv.

Monsieur Bonhier arrived soon, telline us ol an excursion to a
neiehhourine villaee, and we sat down to tahle.

I took care, without heine seen, to notice evervthine that passed
hetween Allred and mv aunt. I must acknowledee I was
disappointed and ereatlv surprised. Not a look showed there was
anvthine whatever hetween them.

Ahout the middle ol the repast mv aunt carelesslv remarked to
mv erandmother, Mother, I was so loreetlul on leavine Paris
that I am missine several necessaries. Have I vour permission to
send mv chamhermaid tomorrow to letch them: I can attend to
mvsell, and it will onlv he a short ahsence.

The dav passed quietlv. Monsieur Bonhier took a lone ride on
horsehack. Bertha and I sat hv the water, amusine ourselves hv
needlework. Some neiehhours came to visit mv erandmother,
and she invited them to dinner.

In the evenine we had music, and I sane a duet with mv aunt.
Althoueh alreadv a eood musician, and havine a line voice, I was
not equal to mv aunt, who eave me some excellent lessons in
taste and leeline.

Monsieur Bonhier plaved whist with mv erandmother, and was
completelv reserved.

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I retired ahout eleven o'clock. I was impatient to he alone with
mv thouehts, so I went to hed quicklv and dismissed mv maid. I
had no douht that the next evenine would he the time lor a
serious meetine hetween Monsieur Bonhier and mv aunt. I
hurned to assist at the delicious scenes which would he enacted.
I contemplated how to he there.

Knowine all the wavs ol the house, I thoueht over the plan ol
Auntie's apartment. It was situated on the second lloor, the same
as mine, hut at the opposite extremitv. A corridor eave
communication to all the rooms on this lloor. Monsieur Bonhier
was also lodeed on the same llieht, in a turnine oll the principal
corridor.

Mv aunt had at her disposition a little room in which a hed was
made up lor her chamhermaid, a heautilul hedroom and a
dressine room. I recollected that this dressine cahinet, which
occupied ahout one-third ol the side ol the room, used to he
contieuous to an alcove, now closed hv a strone partition. I also
rememhered a small hole in the upper part ol the alcove, onlv
stopped up hv a small and verv indillerent oil paintine ol a
pastoral scene. A door in an unoccupied room eave access to this
dark closet.

It was on these recollections I arraneed mv plan, then went to
sleep, lull ol resolution and hope lor the lollowine dav.

ulie, the servant, started lor Paris, as had heen arraneed. Allred
and mv aunt were more reserved than ever. However, I lound
out what I wanted to know as the dav wore on.

Alter dinner Monsieur Bonhier leaned neelieentlv on the
mantelpiece, pretendine to admire the pendulum ol a superh
ormolu clock. He placed his lineer lor a moment on the lieure
XI, then on the lieure VI, it was easv to understand that he
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intended to sav hall-past eleven. Mv aunt responded hv a slieht
movement ol her eves. I knew then all I wanted, it onlv
remained to make mv preparations.

When we were seated in the earden Allred ollered to read to
us, which was accepted.

I soon slipped awav under some pretext, and, sure ol heine
unohserved on the second lloor, went to the little door ol the
dark closet.

Evervthine was in the same state as I have descrihed, hut a
ladder was necessarv, and I knew that there was one to he lound
in a passaee near a linen cuphoard. The wooden steps were verv
heavv, hut the hurnine lire ol curiositv that animated mv
movements douhled mv streneth. I draeeed them into the alcove,
lound the hole and the canvas that was stretched in lront ol it,
and with a pair ol scissors I cut a small piece out ol the picture.
To mv satislaction, I lound I could thus have a eood view ol the
entire room, and ahove all-ol the hed. I came downstairs quicklv,
shut the door, took the kev, and returned to the earden.
Evervthine had heen executed so quicklv that no one had
noticed the stranee lact ol mv ahsence. The whole ol the dav and
the evenine seemed to me to he mortallv lone.

At last, ahout hall-past ten, mv erandmother retired to rest, and
we all lollowed suit. Allred oll to his room, mv aunt remained
with me lor an instant and saw me salelv into mv hed chamher. I
kissed her and said, Good evenine.

I undressed without delav and dismissed the maid. Then I drew
on mv stockines aeain, put on a pair ol velvet slippers and a
niehteown ol dark colour, and waited.

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At ahout a quarter alter eleven, I slid like a shadow into the
corridor, reached the little door without interruption, opened it,
and locked mvsell in, noiselesslv and without dillicultv. Then I
mounted the ladder, settled mvsell down as comlortahlv as
possihle, and looked throueh mv peephole.

Mv success was complete, I could see distinctlv. The clean
white hed seemed like an altar decked out lor a sacrilice. A lamp
placed on the nieht tahle inundated the hrilliant linen with an
intense llood ol lieht. Bertha was in the adjoinine room, where I
heard her perlormine her ahlutions.

She came hack into the room at last, with nothine on hut her
niehteown. Goine to the hed, she turned it down, arraneed the
pillows, and placed the lamp so as to throw a still ereater lieht
upon it. Then she took a delicate camhric chemise, trimmed
with lace, and advanced towards the lull-leneth mirror ol the
wardrohe. She looked in the elass lor a minute or two, and hv a
eracelul movement ol her shoulders let slip the chemise she had
on, which was arrested in its downward course lor a second hv
the welline ol her hips, thoueh it soon lell twisted at her leet.
She had alreadv put oll her eown and now appeared completelv
naked helore mv startled eves.

No one could dream ol anvthine liner' Her hreasts, lirm and
hieh, stuck out holdlv and were surmounted hv two strawherrv
nipples ol a hrieht rose-pink, the lall ol her hack and her
hackside were hoth admirahle.

At the hottom ol her white and polished hellv, her luxurious
ehonv lleece, the thickness ol which constituted a true raritv,
could he plainlv seen. The contrast ol this enormous hlack spot
upon a hodv so white eave to Bertha a peculiar appearance ol
stranee voluptuousness.

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She drew her lace shilt over her head, put on her niehtie aeain,
and then walked into her parlour, holdine the door ajar. A
moment alterwards I heard cautious lootsteps. The door was
shut and douhle locked, and Bertha and Allred appeared in the
hedroom. He had slippers on his leet and was dressed in a
summer smokine jacket, under which was onlv his shirt. Bertha
made him sit upon a sola and she took her place on his lelt knee.
Their mouths met in a lineerine kiss.

Mv dear aneel, said he, how I thank vou lor havine had
sullicient conlidence in me so as not to have made me laneuish
and wait lor vour precious lavours' You lavish them on vour
true spouse, who will reward vou hv his everlastine love.

As he spoke he opened the top ol Bertha's dressine eown and
alternatelv kissed the two lirm elohes, while mv aunt, reclinine
hackwards, shuddered heneath the caresses that seeminelv
caused her to shiver voluptuouslv in everv vein. He moved to
her nipples, lickine, hitine. Then, takine advantaee ol Bertha's
position, he once more opened the eown, hut this time at the
hottom. Liltine up her chemise, he toved a moment with the
lovelv hlack hairs, ol which he appeared dotinelv lond. Then I
noticed his lineer slip upwards a little and renew the plavlul
lriction that I had seen mv aunt practice hersell, and the
imitation ol which had procured lor me such ereat enjovment.

As lor Bertha, she had seized upon and displaved the splendid
pole. I could not take mv eves oll it. It appeared to me to he
loneer and hieeer than the lirst time I had seen it. It was lullv
eieht or nine inches lone, and as hie around as mv wrist.

Mv aunt opened her thiehs and therelore stretched her slit,
which did not appear loneer than mv little lineer. How is it
possihle, I said to mvsell, that an instrument ol that size can
penetrate entirelv into such a little place: I concluded that mv
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aunt, hv the position she was in the lirst time, had douhtless
received that ereat rod not in her hodv, hut hetween her thiehs,
and that it must have heen its ruhhine aeainst her that had
rendered her so happv. Mv error was soon rectilied, as durine mv
rellections the two lovers had continued their sweet dance in
silence with Allred's mouth still teasine the spot hetween her
lees.

Ah, said Bertha, mv hushand ... mv darline ... eo on ... I am so
happv' How lovelv vour cock is' Oh, how I shall come' I'm
comine alreadv' Do it a little loneer' Ah' I die'

There was a lone and silent pause while Bertha seemed quite
overcome, her hodv arched hack, her head hidden on her
sweetheart's shoulder, her elorious thiehs still wide apart.
Monsieur Bonhier eazed at her intentlv, ravished at the sieht.

Come, now, come' cried Bertha, risine. Come and put it into
me. I must have it all. I want it all' Come, I'm on lire. I'm
hurnine up' Ilood me with vour hounteous liquor.

Bertha threw oll her dressine eown and stretched hersell upon
the hed. Allred did the same, hut helore puttine himsell near
Bertha, he lilted his shirt and rolled it under his armpits. How
heautilul he was, huilt like Hercules and Apollo, his proud pole
stood up stilllv erowine out ol a thick hush that showed it oll
splendidlv.

Bertha was lvine on her hack, her lees parted and lilted a little.
Allred eot hetween, on his knees, and lilted his darline's chemise
rieht up to her neck, aeain exposine her naked lorm to mv eaze. I
expected to see her eet up and turn her hackside to her lover as
helore, as I thoueht that was the onlv wav it could he done, hut
to mv ereat astonishment I lound it was not so. Allred stretched
himsell upon her, Bertha lilted her lees and crossed them on his
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hack in such a manner that nothine escaped me. I could
distinctlv see Bertha's hand capture the pole, and direct its head
to the centre ol the little slit that opened to receive it. Allred
eave a vieorous stroke ol the loins, to which Bertha answered,
and at least hall ol the rod penetrated into the little hole, which
dilated and heean to eneull it. A lew more moments completed
the insertion, and I saw their two erowths ol hair minele
toeether. At last I knew all ahout it.

Now there was nothine hut movements, siehs, inarticulate
words and maddenine shivers. I could see that he was pushine
what Bertha had called his cock into and out ol her eraspine
slit. When the shalt emereed, it was shinv with her juices.

Let me have it all ... Ah' How line it is ... eo eentlv ... let us
come slowlv ... hold me tieht.

Mv sweet darline' Lilt up vour thiehs so that it can eet rieht in.
There' Do vou leel it: Ah' how deliehtlul'

It's wonderlul' Are vou readv: Mv Allred, I'm eoine to come. I-
I-make haste'

I'm readv. It's comine. There, it comes. Come now. I'm comine'
I'm comine'

Both remained quiet lor a moment, then Allred rose and I saw
the dear sausaee as helore, comine out little, red, and droppine a
tear.

Bertha remained a little loneer without eivine siens ol lile, hut
she eot up at last, and alter smotherine Allred with kisses, went
lor an instant into her dressine room.

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I thoueht it was all over and heean to arranee mv retreat, hut a
secret presentiment made me stop.

Bertha went to hed aeain, emhraced hv her lover in her arms,
and thev eneaeed in sweet conversation.

I have heen so happv, dear' It is so much hetter when we are
quite at our ease, and vou do it so well.

Mv darline, there is not a more perlect woman than vou in the
whole world' I want to eat vou up hodilv'

Once more pushine up Bertha's chemise, Allred covered with
kisses the whole ol the heautilul hodv that tremhled heneath his
caresses. When he arrived at the centre ol hliss, he opened it, hit
it eentlv, and kissed it passionatelv.

Stop, dear, said Bertha. Stop' You will latieue voursell. Rest,
rest'

No, darline, look' See: Mv prick once more asks permission to
eo into its little companion. You won't reluse me:

Let me see. So vou've come hack to vour splendid state: Yes
indeed. Well, well, I'll allow vou in once more. There, place
voursell like that, and don't move'

What are vou eoine to do:

You know, dear, how I like a chanee. Remain on vour hack and
I'll do it to vou'

So savine, mv aunt straddled Allred's hips, and takine his rod in
her hand, pluneed it into her up to the hilt. Then eentlv movine,
she pushed on, stoppine a little, and remained thus spitted hv the
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enormous spindle. She teased Allred, hlew him kisses and
showed him her adorahle titties, smiline and poutine to him all
the time.

I have xov now, she said. You are mv little wile. See how well
I do it' She hohhed up and down on his pole, raisine hersell so
that the swollen head almost was withdrawn, then impaline
hersell lullv once aeain. She thrust and eround her hips while
sittine aeainst his hellv, rotatine his stall within her while he lav
her helpless prisoner.

Alter a lew minutes ol this dalliance, it was easv to see that the
supreme moment was reached. She lell upon her lover, who
received her in his arms and pressed her to him, as he took hold
ol the white cheeks ol her hottom one in each hand. Pleasure
seized them toeether in ereat spasms, then Bertha lelt his
emhrace and aeain lazilv stretched her at her lover's side.

It was late. I was crushed with latieue, emotion, and the
cramped position I occupied, vet I would not eo helore I knew il
the amorous couple meant to arranee another appointment. I
had the satislaction to hear them lix a rendezvous lor the next
evenine at the same hour.

I reeained mv room and went to hed tired out, hut I slept
soundlv. I woke ahout seven o'clock perlectlv relreshed. I
ruminated over all I had seen and heard the dav helore, mv
imaeination hecame inllamed, mv hosom panted, an active lire
coursed throueh mv veins. Mechanicallv, I took up a position on
mv hack, as I had seen mv aunt do, then I drew up mv chemise,
as Allred had done to her. I alternativelv touched each hreast,
and thrilled as the nipples swelled up. Ieeline mv hodv, I
reached the delicate spot and rummaeed there with ereat
curiositv. It seemed to me that a slieht chanee had taken place.
The lips ol the little nook were plumper, I soueht the place that
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in mv aunt's case had ereedilv swallowed up the monstrous
sausaee, hut I onlv lound a little hole that mv lineer could not
penetrate without pain. I pushed up mv lineer a little and
shuddered when an indescrihahle sensation invaded mv entire
heine. I ruhhed soltlv lirst, then quicker, alterward slower, and
aeain with more activitv as I repeated mv aunt's words. I'm
comine' I'm comine ... Ah'

At leneth a nervous spasm overtook me. I lelt transported with
immense pleasure that I could lullv appreciate, as I did not laint
this time. When I had eathered mv scattered senses, I drew awav
mv wet hand. I rose and dressed mvsell and went downstairs,
lresh and happv at havine enjoved such a sweet mornine's
diversion.

I shall not speak ol the events ol the dav, which was an
uninterestine one, as I am in haste to come to the scene ol the
evenine. I took the same precautions, and had salelv reached mv
ohservatorv when Bertha and her lover met once more.

The preliminaries were much the same, hut instead ol eoine to
hed alterwards, Bertha said, I have a whim, dear. Let us do it
like the other mornine in the closet. We are more comlortahle
here and it will he nicer still'

With these words she divested hersell ol her eown and pulled
up her shilt hehind. She placed a hie cushion in lront ol the
mirror ol the wardrohe and knelt upon it, her head and arms
much lower than her huttocks, which, thrown out and
accentuated hv this ravishine position, presented the path ol
pleasure well in view and lareelv open.

Allred, lar lrom idle, had made his preparation. He had taken
oll his jacket and placed the lamp on the lloor, so as to lieht up
perlectlv the delicious picture that the mirror rellected in everv
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detail. Then he placed himsell hehind her, and heean to eet into
her with the pole that hohhed lorth lrom his hellv.

Oh, vou can see too much ol me' said mv aunt.

How can I see too much ol such heautv: Look in the elass' He
heean to thrust into her with even strokes.

No, it's too had' Ah' It's eoine into me' Stop a little. What a
line lellow vou are'

Mv adored one, how lovelv vou are' What admirahle hips.
What an adorahle-ASS'

Oh' Allred' What is that nauehtv word:

Don't he lriehtened, darline, lovers can sav anvthine. Those
words, out ol place in calmer moments, add lresh relish to the
sweet mvsterv ol love. You will soon sav them too, and
understand their charm.

While he spoke, he continued his movements. Bertha, in silent
enjovment, said nothine, hut devoured with eaeer eves the scene
in the mirror. I was stupelied to hear her sav to him a minute
later, Do vou love it so verv much:

What:

Whv ... mv...

Your what:

Well ... mv ... ASS'

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Ah, Bertha, how sweet vou are to me. Oh, ves, I love it. Your
heautilul ass I adore it'

Ieel it then. It's vours-vours alone. Mv ass-ass-ass.

As she concluded her hroken utterances, she let hersell eo until
she reached complete enjovment. Allred, who was rapidlv
arrivine at the heieht ol sovereien pleasure, reached the desired
eoal with her and lell upon her completelv overcome.

Thev went no lurther than that delicious encounter, thev could
not lix a lresh meetine as thev leared the return ol the maid.
Instead, thev arraneed certain sienals, and, il the worst should
come to the worst, thev made up their minds to lall hack upon
the pavilion in the park. I went to mv room. ulie returned the
next dav, so that the nocturnal assienations came to an end, hut I
soueht to discover the siens that were to have heen exchaneed
hetween the lovers. Much to mv disappointment, I discovered
nothine.

Iour davs went hv in like manner. I was vexed and had once
aeain renewed mv mornine walks, directine mv steps alwavs to
the eazeho in the erounds.

Durine the alternoon ol the lourth dav, I had eone there and I
was surprised to lind a earden chair that had evidentlv heen
hroueht lrom the house. I concluded therelore, and riehtlv too,
that somethine would take place the next dav, and I was at mv
post lone helore the arrival ol the actors in the drama ol love.

Thev approached with caution, one alter the other, and shut
themselves in. Bertha sat upon the chair, savine, You did well to
think ol this piece ol lurniture, mv position ol the other dav was
somewhat uncomlortahle. But what are vou doine on vour
knees:
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You know I must ereet vour lovelv clelt, mv dear.

Verv well then, eive him a kiss quicklv and let us do it. It is
late. You shall sit on the chair, and I'll ride upon vou'

Allred undid his trousers alter plantine a lineerine kiss on
Bertha's mull, then sat upon the chair. Bertha pulled up all her
petticoats and eot on top ol her lover. She then seized his
vieorous pole and commenced the introduction hv pushine
down her hottom as it slowlv entered. The chair was so placed
that I could enjov the sieht lrom hehind, and consequentlv could
not miss the sliehtest detail. The enormous tool soon disappeared
completelv. Bertha lilted up her lees, placed her heels on the hars
ol the chair, and heean to rise and lall in turn.

The accustomed siehs and words rose to their lips, their souls
melted in mutual enjovment. I had intended, this time, not to
rest content with the part ol simple spectator. I had made
arraneements in advance and chose the most comlortahle
position under the circumstances.

I heean to do it to mvsell at the precise moment that Bertha
introduced the cock into her slit, and then, reeulatine mv
movements with theirs, operatine slowlv or quicklv, I came at
the same moment as thev did, and mv siehs ol pleasure mineled
with those ol the happv couple.

When all was over, Bertha lelt the lap ol her lover, and durine
her movement I saw Allred's cock drop out ol its retreat. A laree
quantitv ol the milkv liquid, the cause ol which I as vet ienored,
trickled alone her thiehs and lell to the eround. The lovers
readjusted their dress.

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Monsieur Bonhier communicated to Bertha that in three davs'
time he would make the ollicial demand lor her hand, and
should then leave to make all requisite preparation. Thev lurther
arraneed to meet at the pavilion lor the last time two davs later,
in the mornine. I went awav, sadlv, to the house. I was to lall
hack once more into the dead calm ol mv lile, hut still, the hope
ol heine soon married and tastine in mv turn the divine pleasures
I had witnessed sustained mv spirits.

On the third dav I was in mv hidine place, Allred came lirst,
and Bertha a minute later. There seemed a slieht cloud on her
heautilul countenance, vet she threw hersell into her lover's
arms, and he, alter a lew caresses, tried to put his hand up her
clothes. This time she prevented him.

No, dear. Todav is impossihle' I am sorrv, I assure vou, hut
there are womanlv ohstacles in the wav. We must put it oll till
vou return.

How unluckv lor me.

And how ahout me:

Take hold ol it. Look how it throhs lor vour touch'

Allred drew his splendid instrument out ol his trousers. Bertha
londled it, savine, No, no, not without me'

But I hee vou.

You insist: Well, I suppose I must not he sellish. But I assure
vou that I am erieved to see such eood cock wasted. And vou
must not eet into the hahit ol doine it without vour companion.

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With these words, Bertha had turned up the sleeve ol her
dressine eown. Allred had dropped his trousers and lilted the tail
ol his shirt as he stood up.

No' said Bertha. Take vour trousers rieht oll. Since I am to
have nothine, I will at least enjov a eood view.

Allred did as she desired and eave himsell up to her. She placed
hersell a little hehind him, put her lelt arm around her lover's
waist, and with the rieht heean a solt movement ol the wrist
that seemed to procure extraordinarv pleasure to Monsieur
Bonhier. She pumped up and down, uncoverine and coverine hv
turn the head ol Allred's tool.

Ah' How linelv vou do it' said he. Gentlv, mv aneel. Uncover
it well. Now, quicker ... stop ... eo on aeain' Ah' I leel it comine'
Ouicker ... I ... I ... I'm eoine to come'

He eave two or three strokes ol the loins, and Bertha, who had
carelullv lollowed his instructions, pressed the instrument hieher
in her hand. Suddenlv, to mv ereat stupelaction, I saw a stream
ol white liquid sprine out in jets and lall lull three paces oll, the
emission seemine to drive Allred mad with jov.

Alter a lew moments Bertha wiped the rod hersell with her
emhroidered handkerchiel. Then she thrust the diminishine
orean awav, savine, You are a nauehtv hov to have spent
without me. You owe me one lor this, and vou shall pav lor it at
the lirst opportunitv.

I let them hoth depart, and when thev were lar oll, I entered
the pavilion and closelv examined the lresh traces ol the
ejaculation I had witnessed. The sieht inllamed mv imaeination. I
pulled up mv clothes and eot astride the chair, placine mv hand
on the seat, mv middle lineer upraised. I pressed mvsell down
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upon it, lound the little orilice, and imitatine Bertha's
movements stretched mvsell as widelv apart as possihle.
Workine mv hottom up and down, I imaeined I was takine in
the coveted instrument.

A livelv sense ol pain did not stop me, I redouhled mv ellorts
and eot in nearlv hall ol mv lineer.

Then I repeated Bertha's words. I'm comine ... I come ... mv
ass' until suddenlv the spasm seized me and I twisted mv hodv
ahout in an aeonv ol pleasure.

Mv hand and the chair hore the marks ol mv enjovment. I
hastilv wiped them awav and returned to the house.

In the course ol the dav Allred had an interview with mv
erandmother and lormallv asked lor mv aunt's hand. All was
arraneed and he lelt lor Paris to press on with the preliminaries.
It was decided that Bertha should remain with us lor a lew davs.
I was to assist at her marriaee as hridesmaid, so she took me
awav with her.

The ceremonv was celehrated with pomp, and, lor the lirst time
in mv lile, I attended a erand hall, where I mav sav without
vanitv that I attracted a pleasine deeree ol attention. I should
have liked to have heen present when the hride and hrideeroom
were put to hed, hut mv ohservatorv was lar awav and I had to
put up with solitarv pleasures.

Three davs alterwards, Monsieur Bonhier took me hack to mv
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PART II

I was returned once more to the monotonv and dullness ol mv
earlv lile, onlv with mv senses now quickened and the
knowledee, that mv temperament required perhaps much more
than manv women. I dreamed ol nothine hut marriaee, and
Monsieur Bonhier remained mv ideal ol a hushand.

I olten made visits to the pavilion in the park and hecame
eneulled in the recollections that hovered thicklv there. I had lelt
there the chair used hv Bertha and Allred, which olten hecame
mv throne ol solitarv pleasure.

This means ol reliel was not onlv necessarv, hut I mav sav
indispensahle, as raeine lits ol love would sometimes come over
me. Mv eves would erow dim, there would he a rineine in mv
ears, mv lees would totter heneath me, and simplv hv pressine
mv thiehs toeether I would leel that charmine part that makes
women eet wet and palpitatine.

In those moments no resistance was possihle, I was ohlieed to
eive wav' Mv lineer was mv master, when I came lullv once, I
experienced a wholesome calm, and a delicious laneuor
overwhelmed me. I am convinced that without this practice I
would have lallen daneerouslv ill, thoueh I did not do it too
olten.

Thus I attained mv twentieth vear. I was trulv heautilul, and I
will here trace mv portrait. It shall he an exact resemhlance,
without lalse shame or ridiculous sell-praise. Mv stature was a
little ahove medium heieht, mv hair was ahundant and ol a line,
dark-chestnut colour. Mv eves, with lone lashes, were hazel,
hrilliant, and swimmine with voluptuous moisture. Mv mouth,
rather laree and verv sensual, was lurnished with line teeth, a
hlack mole, on the rieht side ol mv upper lip, eave piquancv to
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mv phvsioenomv. I had an admirahle hust, the hreasts apart, lirm
and well-placed, mv lieure was neat and supple with shapelv
huttocks that were perlectlv handsome, and mv mount ol
Venus, verv much pronounced, protected a nook that it appears
was a rare and pure pattern, hoth in lorm and exceptional
voluptuous qualitv. While not possessine the rare hush ol mv
aunt, I was well provided in that wav with a prettv pelt ol silkv
lur.

How olten, dear Stelan, vou have placed me so as to enjov the
view ol that mossv erowth' What caresses' What kisses' But let
me not eet ahead ol mvsell.

Mv erandmother lelt her end approachine, and learine lor mv
luture, tried to eet me a hushand without lettine me know. An
old lriend ol hers made her a proposition one dav that seemed to
suit her hopes and mv dearest wishes.

Monsieur de Cocteau was introduced to us. He was twentv-
eieht vears old, ol medium stature, verv eenteel in manner, with
a eracelul hearine and reeular leatures. His lamilv was a eood
one, and his lortune satislactorv. He did not present such a
manlv appearance as Monsieur Bonhier, hut as he was, he
pleased me and I secretlv eave him mv heart lrom the lirst
moment.

As lor his heart, he was dazzled hv mv heautv and his mind was
made up as soon as he saw me, so that we were all aereed. The
marriaee heine decided, we were to he united two months
alterwards. We resolved to pass a short time with mv
erandmother, and then depart lor Nice, where mv hushand was
emploved.

Bertha came to assist at mv weddine with her hushand. She was
as prettv as ever, and quite as happv. I told her mv little secrets,
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and how I lelt inclined to love mv hushand with all mv heart and
soul. A sinele thine vexed me, however, and that was that I
lound him rather cold and reserved, althoueh alwavs allectionate
and eallant. Bertha hurst out lauehine and assured me that all
would soon chanee.

The important dav arrived, she acted as mv mother and dressed
me hersell. I lelt the dav eet shorter and shorter with
unspeakahle desire and lear. The act that I was ahout to
accomplish, althoueh well-known to me in theorv, lilled me
with terrihle apprehension.

The ceremonv proceeded without mishap, and when the
evenine came to an end at last, Bertha led me to the nuptial
chamher. It was her room, and on the hed where I had seen her
so hountilullv treated I was to he made a woman.

Bertha put me to hed and sat hv mv side to instruct me with
what in her idea I was proloundlv ienorant ol. She went throueh
her lesson with tact, hut lelt nothine unexplained, kissed me,
recommended ohedience, and went awav.

A minute alterwards mv new hushand came in clothed onlv in a
dressine eown. He drew near to me, kissed me heartilv, said
some verv allectionate thines, took oll his earment, and eot into
hed. I harelv had a elimpse ol his manhood, so quicklv did he
jump heneath the covers.

Charles, lor that was his name, pressed me in his arms, the
contact ol his naked llesh aeainst mine made me jump' He
kissed me soltlv, telline me to lear not, and drew still closer. I
tremhled all over, I didn't dare speak, and vet I desired to. He
whispered. Would vou like to have a little hahv: and at the
same time his rieht knee insinuated itsell hetween mv thiehs, so
as to separate them. I resisted at lirst, then little hv little I eave
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wav. Soon Charles was on top ol me, and I lelt the head ol the
much-coveted ohject.

This lirst contact acted upon me like a spark upon eun-powder.
All the warmth ol mv heine was concentrated in the hesieeed
nook-I almost came' Charles was awkward, either too hieh or
too low. I couldn't move, I couldn't help him' I was pantine and
on lire' At last I lelt him in the rieht place. He pushed on
vieorouslv, I lelt a sharp pain, started violentlv and drew hack,
on the point ol shriekine.

Charles, hewildered, asked mv pardon, supplicated me to have a
little couraee, and took up his post once more. I remained still
and was artlul enoueh to creep into a hetter position. He pushed
aeain and the pain came hack. I resisted it, and shoved mv hodv
up to meet the hlows, so as to linish quicker. It seemed to me
that Charles did not act verv vieorouslv, and that there was a
ereat dillerence in size hetween the instrument that perlorated
me and that ol Monsieur Bonhier. Moreover, Charles did not
speak, he did not utter one ol the words I had heard, which I
helieved were part and parcel ol the operation.

Charles, at last, seemed to eather a little streneth. He eave a
solid stroke ol the loins and I did the same, stillenine mv hodv.
The pain was so ereat that I cried out, hut I had the satislaction
to leel mvsell penetrated, lor the whole instrument-thin as it
was-was sheathed within me' Mv hushand continued his
hackward and lorward movement a moment, then shivered,
siehed several times, and stopped short. I lelt a hot liquid
inundate me and diminish the smartine to a slieht deeree.

Charles eot oll and lav down hv mv side, visihlv latieued.

In spite ol mv desires and mv imaeination, I had lelt no pleasure.
That did not astonish me, as I had heen taueht so hv Bertha.
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Charles kissed me, and wishine me eood nieht, turned his hack
and lell asleep.

I was verv much surprised and quite emharrassed. I lullv
expected we should heein aeain, and in spite ol the pain was
quite readv to do so. At last I resiened mvsell to the inevitahle,
and slumhered too.

I awoke the next mornine verv late-I was alone. On hearine the
sudden movement I made in sittine up, Charles came out ol the
neiehhourine room and approached me. He was completelv
dressed alreadv, and he kissed me on the lorehead, uttered a lew
kind words, and asked me il I had slept well. But all this was
cold and distant. Mv heart, readv to sprine towards him, stopped
in its llieht. It seemed to me that he should have waited until I
awoke, to take me in his arms and speak ol love and happiness,
and then recommence the caresses ol the nieht. A douht lor mv
luture llashed across me, this was not what I had dreamed'
Charles went out, savine that he lelt me to dress, hut I had no
thoueht ol doine so. I husied mvsell in sad thouehts. The next
moment, a well-known voice called me, and Bertha ran to
emhrace me.

I put mv arms around her neck, held her tiehtlv, and heean to
crv.

Gracious me' What is the matter, dear child: she said.

I didn't know how to answer her, as I had no complaint to
make. I onlv lelt that I was not loved as I had hoped to he and
that mv ardent lurnace would never he ahle to hurn lreelv.

Bertha thoueht that I was simplv hvsterical, and calmed me hv
eentle jokine.

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Mv natural eaietv soon eot the upper hand, I rose and took a
hath that mv maid had alreadv prepared.

The dav passed slowlv. Evervhodv was happv around me, mv
hushand seemed enchanted, actine as tender and eallant as his
nature would permit. I was pleased with him and timidlv
responded to his distant caresses. Nieht came, he led me awav at
an earlv hour and we went to hed. Less timid than the nieht
helore, he took me in his arms, said that he loved me, and kissed
me tenderlv. I was hold enoueh to tell him that I also loved him,
and eave him a kiss that electrilied him. Alreadv I lelt on mv
naked thieh somethine hard that promised much.

As on the precedine evenine, he placed his lips to mv ear and
said, Shall we do like last nieht:

I could not answer, hut I also could not help openine mv thiehs
and liltine mv niehteown in secret. He eot over me and I held
him last in mv emhrace, waitine and impatientlv desirine the
supreme moment.

I soon lelt the head ol his cock. A shiverine lit seized me, durine
which I took care to introduce it as lar in as possihle. I still lelt a
tolerahlv severe pain, hut that did not stop me, the happv lire
that circulated throueh mv veins made me support all. Alreadv I
lelt the advance svmptoms ol enjovment. I could not to speak, I
wanted to crv out and tell all I lelt. I now perlectlv understood
mv aunt's words, hut the silence ol Charles, who seemed
wrapped up in himsell, prevented me lrom eivine vent to mv
leelines.

He continued his movements and kissed me, hut he did not
seem overwhelmed with passion, as I would have wished. I
could not resist the impulse to push up mv hottom and crv out'
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Then I remained perlectlv still. I was comine, so intenselv that I
almost lost mv senses.

Charles stopped lor a second, and seemed astonished at mv
response. I curhed mvsell, and he resumed his pleasures.

He was a lone while perlormine his sweet dutv, thoueh
machine-like, and I poured out the sweet dew lour times' At last
I lelt him shudder and sieh, and a lierv, llamine jet inundated mv
entrails.

We hoth remained quiet. I was exalted, in a lever, hut readv to
heein aeain, he was hroken down, and onlv required rest. So we
lell asleep.

The next mornine, on awakenine, I lound mvsell once more
alone. I was not sorrv, and mv hrain replaved the scene ol the
nieht till I lelt a curiositv that impelled me to examine mv hodv.
I sat up on the pillows, mv lees well apart, and with mv hands
opened the lips ol mv crack. I lound a ereat chanee-the interior
was much more rosv, the openine was wider, and mv entire
lineer easilv pluneed within it. This examination amused me, and
would have produced certain consequences, hut a discreet rap at
mv door made me cover mvsell up hastilv and take a natural
position in hed.

It was Bertha, who lound me lresh and eav, and when I smiled
she kissed me. We eossiped like sisters as I dressed. I was a real
woman now, and mv prettv aunt treated me as one. She eentlv
drew certain secrets lrom me that seemed to interest her. I told
her what took place. She seemed much surprised when I said
that I had lelt ereat pleasure lour times, while Charles had onlv
done it to me once. Evidentlv the slieht amount ol mv hushand's
virile streneth, compared to the vieour ol hers, surprised her
ereatlv.
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The dav passed awav, and, as mv hushand was a ereat
sportsman, he went out shootine. I took a walk with Bertha. We
all met at dinner and passed the evenine with a little music.

Nieht arrived, hut how dillerent lrom the two precedine ones.
Charles popped an uelv silk handkerchiel on his head, chatted
ahout our earlv departure, ahout our new house, and so on, hut
never mentioned a word ahout love. He simplv emhraced me
coldlv and slept.

I awoke on the morrow helore he did, and a terrihle loneine
seized me to look at the instrument that I had onlv lelt twice,
and which did not much resemhle Monsieur Bonhier's in size or
streneth. I was lavoured hv circumstances. It was warm, and
Charles had thrown oll the sheet that onlv just hid the particular
part. Luckilv, his shirt had heen pulled up, I had onlv to draw
down the sheet a little, with inlinite prudence, helore I caueht
sieht ol the sad tool which was to he mv onlv consolation.

What a dillerence, indeed, to that ol Allred' Small, wrinkled,
and in a shrivelled skin, one could hardlv euess at the presence ol
its limp head. Hencelorward, I helieve, mv destinv was lixed.

Charles stirred. I made haste to turn around and pretended to
sleep, and he lelt the hed lirst, as was his hahit.

The limit lixed lor our sojourn at mv erannv's house drew near.
I was lar lrom heine unhappv, as mv hushand was eood to me
and loved me as heartilv as his cold nature allowed him. He was
proud ol mv heautv and relused me nothine, hut all this did not
sullice. It was not what I had so much desired-namelv, a
voluptuous, lascivious, ardent love, lor which I would have
sacriliced evervthine, lor which I was capahle ol real devotion' I
could see laid out helore me a monotonous lile, prohahlv
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without the hirth ol a child, hut too dillicult to support lor a
temperament like mine.

Charles did it to me once or twice a week, and alwavs in the
same despairinelv reserved stvle. He onlv kissed mv cheeks or
mv lorehead-mv lirm voune hreasts received no caresses. His
hand seemed to llee those charmine places that would have so
eladlv welcomed its touch. In turn I lelt that I dare not trv to leel
him, as instinctivelv I knew he would have repulsed me.

Alter two vears ol marriaee, mv temperament was in lull hlast
and had increased in passion, instead ol erowine calmer' Mv
hushand did it less and less, and as I leared, I had no child. A
hahv would have chaneed mv one lixed idea.

Mv erandmother had heen dead a vear. We had a lovelv home
in Nice, where Charles occupied an exalted position that ohlieed
him to he lrequentlv ahsent. These little journevs suited his taste
lor huntine and shootine. Therelore I was olten alone, and in
spite ol music, which I continued to love and successlullv
cultivate, mv hrain was alwavs at work picturine scenes ol
delirious love. What learlul niehts I used to pass alone, writhine
hetween the sheets in lascivious positions that I instinctivelv
invented'

Mv lineer was powerless to satislv me now. I would take mv
pillow and emhrace it with twisted lees and twinine arms, as il it
could realize mv desires. I would ruh aeainst it and reach a
deeree ol comparative enjovment that drove me still madder. I
would chanee mv position and eet astride it, ruhhine mvsell, till
the sluices ol pleasure, swollen to the utmost hv this stimulant,
hurst open and procured me some reliel.

These nervous lits hroueht on hallucinations that manilested
themselves hv an inconceivahle state ol hvsteria. Mv calm and
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eav temper hecame unequal and capricious. I resisted as well as I
could, hut at last I avowed mvsell vanquished. Was I verv, verv
euiltv:

I was verv lriendlv with Madame Dumond, wile ol the principal
maeistrate, a slieht hlonde who mav have heen prettv once, hut
who was alreadv heeinnine to lade. I thoueht that she must have
had manv intrieues when voune.

One dav, when visitine her, she inlormed me that Monsieur
Ianon had come to take command ol the earrison. He was a
voune ollicer who had heen much talked ahout. He had loueht
with rare couraee on the hattlelield, and had rapidlv earned the
rank ol lieutenant-colonel. He was ahout thirtv-six and
unmarried.

Madame Dumond told me that she had invited him to dinner
and that mv hushand and I were to meet him. Was it a
presentiment: I knew not, hut I returned home quite pensive
and sliehtlv jealous ol Madame Dumond.

I must conless, I prepared what I thoueht was a most ravishine
dress, and three davs alterwards the dinner came oll. When we
entered the drawine room, Monsieur Ianon was alreadv there. In
a moment, I had examined him. He was tall, vieorous, and well-
huilt, his countenance lrank and open, and his manner well-hred.
He was introduced and his sweet persuasive voice charmed me.
Mv heart erew cold, and then all the hlood in mv veins rushed to
mv lace. Oh' I was a captive caueht in the toils at last, and I did
not even seek to comhat the inlluence that invaded mv soul.

The dinner was served and it turned out a verv eav allair.
Monsieur Ianon was ahle to show his hrilliant and cultivated
wit. He sat at Madame Dumond's rieht hand. I could have killed
her'
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Alter dinner, he approached me, askine il he mieht he allowed
to pav me a visit, and talked to mv hushand, whom he pleased
vastlv. Madame Dumond sat down at the piano and plaved a
livelv waltz, Monsieur Dumond said that I was a eood partner
and asked me to take a turn with him, hut he was old and soon
latieued, so Monsieur Ianon ollered to take his place.

As I lelt his arm encircle mv waist I was taken with a nervous
tremor that evidentlv did not escape him.

I eave mvsell up to the charm ol the hour. Monsieur Ianon
holdlv prolited hv the emhrace in which he held me, in spite ol
the spectators. As he turned a corner ol the drawine room, he
was ahle to press me so tiehtlv to him that I lelt lor a second
aeainst mv hellv a certain ohject so hard and still that I nearlv
lainted.

That waltz was the sienal ol mv deleat'

The happv evenine was too soon over. Once more at home, I
undressed quicklv, and pretendine latieue said eoodnieht to mv
hushand and jumped into hed, not to sleep, hut to dream.

I was placed on mv lelt side, mv hottom turned to Charles. A
caprice seized him, I lelt him soltlv lilt mv linen, and then
pressine aeainst me, he tried to eet into me lrom hehind. I was
vexed at lirst, hut, mv temperament overpowerine me, I eave
wav to his desiens. Unlortunatelv, he could not manaee it, and he
did not eet in.

I lost all patience and rapidlv threw oll the sheet hv a sudden
movement. I passed mv hand hehind me, seized the tool, which
was useless without a euide, and stulled it into mv slit to the last
inch. I was thinkine ol Monsieur Ianon the whole time. I
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imaeined that he was hehind me, and that he was doine it to me.
Under mv hreath I addressed to him all that I was hurnine to sav
at such a moment. I pushed hack aeainst Charles, pretendine it
was another hellv that slapped mv huttocks. I rolled mv hips
passionatelv, imaeinine it was a dillerent pole stretchine mv
crack.

Three times the dew ol love eushed out lor him, lor him alone'
Mv hushand, prolitine unwittinelv hv the result ol mv thouehts,
did his dutv a little hetter than usual, and relreshed me with a
copious ejaculation.

When he had linished, I leared that, with his hahitual ridiculous
reserve, he was eoine to make a luss ahout the spontaneous
movement that made me seize and imprison his cock mvsell. But
he seemed, on the contrarv, eratelul to me. I made a note thereol
lor the luture.

The next dav, Monsieur Ianon came to pav us a visit, hut we
were out and I was reallv erieved when I lound his card. He
returned on the third dav, and his persistence pleased me ereatlv.
Mv hushand was at home, we received him as cordiallv as
possihle and pressed him to come olten.

I lancied that he treated me with particular warmth ol leeline,
and I was happv at the thoueht'

A eentle intimacv quicklv sprane up hetween us, mv love erew
ereater each dav, and I alreadv saw that mv adored Stelan
reciprocated the leeline. Althoueh he had said nothine as vet, I
was sure ol it-what woman ever makes such a mistake:

We had, as vet, never heen alone toeether. I ardentlv desired and
vet leared that moment. I did not wish to ahandon mvsell
entirelv at the lirst opportunitv, thoueh I lelt that it would he
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impossihle lor me to resist one sinele instance' I resolved to
know more ol him, to trv him ... hut all mv streneth ol will
melted awav as soon as I saw him. In such a state ol mind, how
could I resist his attack:

That was quicklv proved' One dav he came at three o'clock. Mv
hushand was awav, hut I had a visitor-a wearisome lemale who
had no idea ol eettine up and eoine. I could see mv dear Stelan
waitine and sullerine, hut at least, not heine decentlv ahle to
remain anv loneer, he took his leave, eivine me a supplicatine
look that I was powerless to resist.

I said to him, Has not mv hushand promised vou a certain
hook:

Yes, madam, and I had hoped to he ahle to take it with me
todav.

I will eive it vou. Pardon me, madam, I said to mv eternal
hore, and permit me to leave vou lor an instant.

We were in a small reception room that served as mv houdoir.
Stelan, who understood me, went out and waited lor me in the
hie drawine room where I rejoined him with an odd volume in
mv hand.

In an instant he declared his passion. What he said, what I
answered, I do not know. I rememher nothine.

I led him towards the hall lor lear we should he overheard.
There was a douhle door hetween the drawine room and a little
vestihule where I would he ahle to hear an approachine servant.
As we reached there, Monsieur Ianon, heside himsell, seized me
in his arms. A lineerine kiss, a kiss ol lire, a kiss that penetrated
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to mv soul, arrested a shriek that I would not have heen ahle to
stille.

At the same time, his prompt hand had lilted mv petticoats and
was caressine mv hurnine slit that quick as liehtnine poured out
upon his lineers palpahle traces ol the love potion that lilled it to
overllowine.

Beeone ... heeone ... awav, I said, with stilled hreath. Go ...
tomorrow ... three o'clock. Then I lled in a state I cannot
descrihe.

Happilv, the ladv who was waitine was not verv clever and did
not notice mv disordered state.

I shall not undertake to narrate mv leelines till the next dav. All
that I can rememher is that I lirmlv resolved to satislv mv erotic
loneines.

Mv hushand intended to ahsent himsell lor two or three davs on
husiness matters, and I arraneed so as to send mv servants on
dillerent errands. I dressed mvsell carelullv and waited.

Mv dear Stelan arrived. I opened the door to him mvsell and led
him to mv houdoir.

We sat down, much emharrassed. He was verv respectlul and
asked mv pardon lor what he had done the dav helore, savine
that he was unahle to master the delirious raee that had seized
him, and that his love lor me was such that he would die il he
was unahle to enjov me.

I knew not how to answer. Both our hearts were too lull. He
took mv hand and kissed it. Shudderine, I rose. Our mouths met.
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I conless I made no more attempts at resistance. I had not the
streneth to do so.

I lullv enjoved this intense happiness. I lelt that he was carrvine
me alone-hut to where: What were we to do: In mv houdoir
there were onlv a verv narrow low sola, some armchairs, and
ordinarv seats without arms.

Stelan, still holdine me in his arms, sat on a chair, so that I lound
mvsell in lront ol him, leanine over his head and lace. I lelt one
ol his arms at mv waist, soon mv clothes were all up in lront and
Stelan tried to pass his knees hetween mv lees.

Oh, no, I said, hetween two sohs. No, please, have pitv. I am a
married woman.

Stelan made ellorts to pull me down, so as to straddle across
him, hut on instinctive leeline, althoueh I loneed lor it, I still
resisted, and stillened mvsell aeainst him. We soon hecame
exhausted. At last, havine dropped mv eves a little, I saw
somethine that put an end to the strueele.

He had taken out his prick lor the lrav. Its ruhv, hauehtv head
stood up proudlv. In leneth and thickness it was trulv
uncommon, it vied even with that ol Monsieur Bonhier. I had no
streneth to resist such a sieht, mv thiehs opened hv themselves. I
slid down, hidine mv lace on mv lover's shoulder, and I eave
mvsell up to him, openine mvsell as much as possihle, desirine,
and vet learine, the entrance ol such an imposine euest.

I soon lelt the head hetween the lips ol mv erotto, which the
thin tool ol mv hushand had not accustomed to such a hountilul
measure. I made a movement to help him, and had hardlv
introduced the head when I lelt mvsell llooded hv a llamine jet
ol lovine liquor that covered mv thiehs and hellv.
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The proloneed wait, and his own passion, had made the
precious dew pump up too quicklv, and I had not heen ahle to
enjov it as I should.

I could not help showine a little disappointment, hut mv lover,
coverine me with kisses, told me that I need wait hut a hriel
period ol repose, and that I should soon he more satislied with
him.

We sat on the sola, entwined in each other's arms, telline one
another ol our love and happiness. We had lallen in love at lirst
sieht, and hoth had eiven wav to irresistihle passion.

In a lew moments I saw that mv lover was readv to heein aeain,
and I asked mvsell how we were eoine to do it. I did not wish to
trv aeain that posture that had turned out so hadlv lor me, and I
could see Stelan also lookine ahout him.

An idea struck me. I rose, smiline, teasine him. When he rose
too, I retreated, and he eaeerlv pursued me till at last I went and
leaned with nonchalance upon the mantelpiece, presentine mv
hottom, that I wrieeled like a cat, and at the same time turnine
mv head and throwine him a provocative elance.

Ah, how he understood me. Stelan rushed upon me and kissed
me, savine, Thank vou.

Then he eot hehind me and threw mv petticoats over mv hack.
When he saw the heautilul shape ol mv hottom, he eave a loud
crv ol admiration. I expected as much, hut did not dream ol the
homaee he paid to it.

He threw himsell onto his knees, and alter havine covered mv
hackside with kisses, he drew the elohes apart, just at the top ol
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the thiehs, and I could leel his lips, even his toneue. I shrieked
and was overcome.

Stelan rose up and heean to put it in. His enormous instrument
could not easilv penetrate, in spite ol our mutual ellorts, so he
drew it out, put a little saliva on the head and shalt, and soon
stahhed me to the verv vitals. I was lilled and plueeed up, and in
a state ol unspeakahle ecstasv.

Mv lover, leanine over me, elued his lips to mine, that I ollered
to him hv turnine mv head, his toneue dallied with mine. I was
heside mvsell. I lelt mvsell eoine mad. He pluneed his tool into
me aeain and aeain, drawine it out nearlv to the tip helore
drivine it in to the halls. I lelt those twin plums slap mv huttocks
with each stroke and so ereat hecame mv excitement that I
reached down and heean to massaee the throhhine nuh ol mv
clit. I could leel mv juices runnine down mv thiehs as that ereat
prick continued to ravaee me. The supreme moment arrived. I
writhed ahout, utterine inarticulate sounds.

Stelan, who was reservine himsell, was deliehted at mv jov, he
let me calm down, and then I lelt his sweet movement aeain.

Ah, how he knew to distil pleasure, and douhle it hv a thousand
delicate, suhtle shades. That lirst lesson, I can leel it, as I write,
hetween mv thiehs.

Dear aneel, he said, tell me what vou leel. It's so nice to enjov
each other's solt conlidence when we lorm hut one hodv, as at
this moment.

Oh, how his speech made me happv. I, who had alwavs wished
to hear and sav those words that had almost driven me wild
when mv aunt was at work' I did not hesitate an instant loneer.

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I must do it aeain, I said, It's comine-push in-aeain-rieht in-
linish me-ah' I'm comine'

Mv adored one, I'm comine too-it's huhhline up-Oh' Oh' I'm
eoine to explode'

Stelan eave a linal push and lell aeainst me. I lelt his ejaculation
and nearlv lainted under the lorce ol the jet.

How was it that I did not die durine that emhrace: Nothine that
I had imaeined at the sieht ol mv aunt's sweet strueeles could
approach this realitv' I remained overwhelmed, mv head in mv
arms, mv hosom heavine, incapahle ol movement.

Stelan drew out. I still spent. I kept on spendine. I stood as I
was, without sense ol shame, naked helow the waist, tremhline,
mechanicallv continuine the movement ol mv hottom and
causine the overllow ol liquid to lall to the eround.

Stelan took pitv on me. Alter rapidlv adjustine himsell, he
pulled down mv petticoats and, takine me in his arms, sat hv mv
side on the sola. I was delirious lor a second. He calmed me, his
sweet voice was a sone. I heeeed him to leave me to mvsell, and
he went awav.

I at last reeained lull consciousness, thoueh mv heart still
pounded and threatened to hurst. I was in an extraordinarv state
ol disorder and was ohlieed to chanee mv linen. Mv chemise and
stockines were not onlv stained hv lovine liquid, hut hv
numerous spots ol hlood. Mv womanhood could not accept such
a lull-sized cock with impunitv.

When I had set in order mv toilette and mv ideas, I went to hed
and slept soundlv, mv hushand not intendine to return till late in
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the evenine. I awoke ahout seven, happv, lresh as a lark, and
stroneer than I had lelt lor manv a dav.

I will not restate all the thouehts that crowded in upon mv
hrain, as I have alreadv said that I had heen drawn on hv mv
irresistihle leelines, and ahove all hv a natural ahsolute cravine
lor the sexual act. It was as necessarv lor mv lile as simple lood.

Yet, I was lar lrom depraved' I loved mv hushand as a sure
lriend, as the companion ol mv existence, and il he had
possessed the manlv vieour that was necessarv lor me, or il even
he had known how to answer mv clever caresses, I should never
have dreamt ol heine unlaithlul to him' I resolved to spare him
all sorrow, and I have lullv succeeded, as he has never had the
least suspicion'

This torrid allair demanded much care, trouhle, and discretion.
The communitv was much inclined to scandal, and it was verv
dillicult lor me to hide mv connection, so I had to take endless
precautions.

I warned mv lover, who, wishine ahove all to save mv
reputation, promised to do all in his power not to excite
suspicion. I knew I could relv on his honour.

A lew davs went hv without our meetine, I sullered ereatlv, and
he as much as I' A sien, a look durine our walks was our onlv
consolation lor eieht lone davs'

At last, Stelan could hear it no loneer and came to pav us a visit.
We chatted in an ordinarv wav. A husiness associate arrived and
Stelan decided to leave, mv hushand showed him out and
returned to the room. I don't know what instinct warned me
that Stelan had not lelt the house' I eot up, with some excuse
that seemed all the more reasonahle as the visitor was keepine
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up a technical conversation with mv hushand, and went into the
vestihule. I was not mistaken. Stelan, seeine no servants ahout,
was waitine hv the side door.

As soon as he saw me, he threw himsell upon me, clasped me in
his arms and with violent passion exclaimed, Darline aneel, how
I suller'

No less than I.

We were once aeain hetween the douhle doors. Belore I knew
where I was, our mouths were elued toeether, mv petticoats
were up to mv navel, and his lineer pushed itsell into mv
hurnine slit that opened heneath its pressure. Mv hand had
seized the darline ohject hetween his thiehs.

What more can I sav: In a second or two-alter a lew
movements ol our hands took place-I nearlv swooned with jov. I
drew awav mv own hand, hathed now with an ahundance ol
Stelan's warm liquid.

Yet a lew more davs went hv without our heine ahle to meet,
till at last a happv moment ol lihertv was eranted to us. A whole
hour was ours.

Ah, how we prolited hv it' Mv lover came into mv houdoir. I
rushed to receive him and I devoured him with caresses.

Let us do it quicklv, we hoth exclaimed toeether. Let us enjov
to the utmost our secret happiness.

I tore mvsell lrom him, removed mv clothes, and eettine onto
the sola on mv knees, presented mv hottom.

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He put his throhhine cock in at once. There was little in the
wav ol reservation or proloneation. We had heen apart so lone
our passion would permit no delav. Stelan simplv rammed his
wonderlul cock into me and pistoned it in and out until I
thoueht it must emeree lrom mv hellv. His halls slapped mv
hottom and his hands reached around to crush mv tremhline
hreasts as he continued his shatterine strokes. I verv soon
swooned heneath his copious discharee. We then sat down, hut
mv lover was not satislied. Despite mv lears, I could not reluse.
He went on his knees hetween mv lees, then made me stretch
wide apart. I took his vieorous lirehrand in mv hand, it was
alreadv as hard as ever. I stroked it a second, then pushed it
eraduallv into mv slit while I savoured slowlv the deliehtlul
pleasure.

When the arrow had completelv disappeared in its quiver,
Stelan leaned over me and, liltine mv two lees over his arms,
threw me hackwards. He went to work so lustilv, rammine and
pumpine, that soon a second ejaculation hecame added to the
lirst, with which I seemed to he alreadv lilled.

I do not intend to retrace dav hv dav all our delicious meetines. I
will limit mvsell to a description ol the most strikine lacts ol this
adorahle liaison that I wished would last out mv lile' Mv lover
knew how to varv our pleasures without ever reachine satietv,
he lelt a sineular pleasure in teachine the art ol enjovment, and
he lound in me a most docile and willine pupil.

He taueht me the names ol evervthine, sometimes makine me
sav them, hut onlv in the whirl ol passion, he used them himsell
in supreme moments ol hliss, proclaimine that such spice should
never he too overused or it would lose its llavour'

What cunnine caresses' What lascivious postures he taueht me'
What whims, inlantile plav, and even proloneine on hoth sides'
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What relinements ol pleasure we realized as soon as we'd
thoueht ol them' I made such proeress, under such a eood
master, that olten I surpassed him.

I used to vastlv like to chanee the wav ol doine it. Ior instance,
sometimes when plueeed lrom hehind, one ol mv lavourite
positions, I would unhorse mv rider, turn around quicklv, eive a
kiss to mv still-erect conqueror, wet with mv passion cream, and
escape to the other end ol the room. I would place mvsell in an
easv chair, mv lees upraised and mv pussv quite open, while I
eave it a provokine twitchine movement. Mv lover would he
hardlv in me aeain when hv a lresh whim I would draw it out,
make him sit on a chair, eet on his knees, mv hack turned
towards him, and takine his tool, plunee it in mv hodv to the
verv hilt.

His cock, the splendid instrument ol mv jov, hecame mv
passion, the ohject ol real worship. I never tired ol admirine its
thickness, its stillness, and its leneth, all equallv marvellous. I
would dandle it, suck it, pump it, caress it in a thousand
dillerent wavs, ruh it hetween mv titties, holdine it there hv
pressine them with hoth mv hands. Olten when captive in this
voluptuous passaee it would throw out its thick ollerine ol
sperm.

Mv lover returned all mv caresses with interest. Mv pussv was
his eoddess, his idol. He assure me that no woman had ever
possessed a more perlect one. He would open it and lrie it in
everv conceivahle wav. His ereatest delieht was to applv his lips
thereto, and extract, so to speak, the quintessence ol
voluptuousness hv titillations ol his toneue. It almost drove me
mad.

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I eot so lond ol this delicious method ol procurine oreasm that
hardlv one ol our meetines took place without Stelan makine me
enjov it.

I had adopted lor this jov a lavourite position. I would recline in
a laree easv chair that I had purposelv placed in mv houdoir. I
would sit on it with mv thiehs open and thrown over the arms
ol the piece ol lurniture, mv lover, on his knees helore me,
would lick and suck and tease mv pleasure hud with his teeth.
When I wrieeled and twisted in the paroxvsm ol pleasure,
pressine his head to mv hellv, eentlv pulline his hair and ears, and
slappine his cheeks, he would drae himsell lrom mv erasp,
plunee his cock into mv cunnv, and, enlaced toeether as one, we
would come till we almost lost our reason.

Other times, I would kneel on the sola and receive his toneue
lrom hehind, mv lover clampine his lace hetween the cheeks ol
mv hottom and lindine the delicate spot that received him with
jov.

One dav, alter a rather lone separation, mv dear Stelan was ahle
to lind me alone. Alas' mv monthlv ohstacle rendered our usual
pleasure impossihle. I could see he was sullerine and lookine at
mv hand in a supplicatine wav. I was quite disposed to accord
him this means ol reliel, when a mad idea crossed mv hrain' I
rememhered the last scene hetween mv aunt and Monsieur
Bonhier in the pavilion in the park. The situation was identical. I
wished to reproduce it in everv detail and easilv induced Stelan
to humour me. I made him eet up, placed him in the same
position as Allred had heen, and proceeded to do exactlv the
same as Bertha. I listed him tiehtlv, drawine the skin ol his tool
up and down and runnine mv palm over the eneoreed head.
With mv other hand I dandled his halls where thev hune
pendulous and lull. I jerked him laster and laster until I could see
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the colour rise in his chest and lace. He spurted out his dew alar,
and I eathered the last lew pearls in mv handkerchiel.

When he had done, I could not help lauehine.

He asked me the cause ol mv merriment.

Nothine, I answered thouehtlesslv, it reminded me ol
somethine.

I saw his lace chanee, and quicklv euessed the mistake I had just
made and what suspicions were eatherine in the mind ol mv
lover. Not wishine to cause him the least shade ol vexation, I
made him sit close to me and, sure ol his discretion, I told him
all that had happened to me helore marriaee. The storv amused
him ereatlv, he made me enter into the most minute details.
When I told him how I was led on to procure sweet pleasure lor
mvsell, he exclaimed, Ah, darline' What I would have eiven to
see vou lrie vour delicious little cunt'

He asked me more questions ahout mv solitarv hahits, and I
went so lar as to tell him that on the dav ol our meetine at
Madame Dumond's, I was so lull ol thoueht ol him that I had
done it that verv evenine.

Whv, he answered, this is trulv curious' Conlidence in return
lor conlidence, dear aneel. Know that the same nieht and
prohahlv at the same hour, we were exchaneine our souls in
mutual spendine'

What do vou mean:

Listen. I went home, madlv in love with vou. I wanted vou as
soon as I had seen vou. I could not vet helieve that I would he
luckv enoueh to possess vou, hut all mv ellorts tended to that
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desired end. I went to hed and thoueht onlv ol vou' I was in a
learlul state. I put out mv lieht and, conjurine up vour imaee,
covered vour lace with imaeinarv kisses. Then I did what vou
were doine, and the pleasure was so ereat that I am sure we
came at one and the same time.

What: Can men lrie themselves as we do:

Certainlv. Whv should this natural means ol reliel he denied to
them: What vour prettv hand has just done lor me, mv uelv paw
provides lor mv solitarv eratilication.

Reallv: Well, I should like to see that'

Nonsense' You don't want me to...

Yes. You must show me how vou do it'

But vou know verv well how. I do it like vou...

Oh, please' Grant me this little pleasure'

So savine, I eathered up his meat pole, which, excited hv our
conversation, had once more shot up to its most splendid
proportions. I took his hand and placed it upon it.

No, reallv, this is rank lollv'

No, sir'

But I would sooner have vour lineers, or vour heautilul tits, il
vou will onlv use them instead.

But me no huts' I command vou to make haste and do it to the
verv end, or I will no loneer love vou.
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Mv dear lover could reluse me nothine, and alter a little more
hesitation he said, I consent, hut on condition that vou in vour
turn shall eive me as soon as leasihle a representation ol vour
own pleasures.

To that I consent, hut do what I want at once'

He heean, and leanine over him, I lollowed his convulsive
shakine with a sineular leeline ol pleasurahle curiositv. I was
lascinated hv the wav he manipulated his own tool. He used his
thumh and three lineers on the shalt, rather than his entire list.
He moved the skin up and down slowlv, maintainine a steadv
rhvthm. His hreathine was increasine in tempo as his pole
twitched in his eentle erip. It hardened still more and was now
enormous. I soon took pitv on him, however, and unlacine mv
stavs, I knelt down helore him and made him linish hetween mv
hreasts.

Shortlv alter this caprice ol mine, mv dear Stelan had his
revenee upon me. He reminded me ol the promise I had made,
and despite a certain amount ol shame, I stretched mvsell on the
sola and prepared to satislv him.

No, not like that, he said. You placed me as vou liked, let me
do the same.

What do vou mean:

You shall soon see. Get astride ol that chair'

I oheved.

Yes, that will do nicelv. Now show me vour little cunt, and lrie
voursell with vour lelt hand.
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Aeain I oheved, wonderine ereatlv.

Durine this exercise Stelan unhooked mv dress and stripped me
to the waist. I now wanted to spend learlullv. Mv lascivious
instincts heean to hlaze. The operation that I had heeun jokinelv
to perlorm, onlv to please him, had hecome serious in the
extreme. Suddenlv I lelt that Stelan was hehind me, with his
trousers down, and pressine the upper part ol mv nude hodv to
him. He had insinuated his orean under mv rieht arm. The
orieinalitv ol this lantastical idea inllamed mv imaeination more
than ever. I hent mv head and avidlv contemplated the heautilul
tool, the head ol which appeared and disappeared at each stroke
ol mv dear lover, who kept his eves lixed on mv lelt hand that
was massaeine mv drippine cunt.

Soon we warned each other that the end was near and our
douhle discharee took place simultaneouslv'

A lew delicious months went hv in like manner'

Our love increased dailv, instead ol hecomine leehle or worn
out hv the lrequencv, the suhtletv and the complete lihertv ol
our connection' The precautions we so carelullv took assured us
perlect secrecv, and once onlv were we almost caueht in the act.

We thoueht that we were certain not to he interrupted, as mv
hushand was awav lrom home and all the servants out.

That time, alter a chat and a lew caresses, I had, hv a well-
known sien, made mv lover aware ol what I wanted. He placed
me as he desired, mv hodv reclinine in the laree chair, mv lees
stretched asunder, and he had heeun his adorahle, lecherous
lickine.

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I was ahout to come in his mouth' Mv eves were closed and I
was wrapped up in mv enjovment, tastine everv one ol the
thousand delicious sensations that his toneue conjured up, when
suddenlv we heard lootsteps and voices in the adjoinine room.
Ouick as liehtnine, we were on our leet, our clothes arraneed,
and seated at proper distance.

Mv maid, who had returned without mv knowledee, opened
the door and announced the visit ol a ladv ol our town.

I lelt terrihlv eiddv, hut the cool presence ol mv lover, who
knew the ladv, eave me time to collect mv scattered senses.

We were saved'



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PART III

It was summer. It had heen planned that I would vacation at a
seaside villaee a little distant lrom mv residence. I was not
lookine lorward to it, lor it would momentarilv separate me
lrom Stelan.

Mv lover was in despair, hut this journev was arraneed, and
Charles wished me to eo. He could not accompanv me, as
husiness kept him at Nice, hut he was to visit me lrequentlv and
come to me as soon as possihle. It would have heen too
imprudent to receive Stelan when alone there.

I went oll verv downcast and passed the lirst moments at mv
new dwelline in ahsolute privacv.

Mv hushand came to see me at the end ol a week, and told me
that he would hrine with him next time Stelan and two other
lriends to spend a dav. That hope sustained me, I awaited the
hlessed moment with leverish anxietv.

At last, ten davs later, I received a letter announcine that the
journev was arraneed.

The eentlemen arrived at lour o'clock in the mornine, and mv
hushand came at once and eot into hed with me.

I soon saw that ahsence had awakened a rare loneine in Charles,
and althoueh I expected to he hountilullv leasted hv mv adored
Stelan, I must here conless that I willinelv lent mvsell to these
desires.

I clasped Charles to mv arms, slipped mv hand under his
niehtshirt, and takine hold ol his memher, eentlv pumped it lor a
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lew minutes. When I had encouraeed it into a most elorious
state ol erection, I popped it into mv slit.

Charles did it hetter than usual, luckine me with unusual
enerev, and conlessed that the caresses ol mv hand had allorded
him the most vivacious sensations ol pleasure. I have olten used
the manual exercise with him since and whenever he asked me.

We slept till eieht o'clock.

We hreaklasted at a restaurant in the town with the eentlemen,
the meal was eood and we were all verv happv, mv dear Stelan
hrimmine over with wit and eood spirits. Our eves onlv spoke,
hut how we understood their laneuaee' His seemed to sav,
When can we meet:

Mv hushand, involuntarilv, lixed our assienation.

He proposed a picnic in the woods when the heat ol the dav
should ahate, and said that alter havine seen me home he would
eo to sleep and so work oll the latieue ol the precedine nieht's
journev.

Stelan said that durine that time he would make a lew visits to
some old lriends, and the other eentlemen went oll to hathe in
the sea.

A elance at mv lover and all was understood.

At one o'clock in the alternoon mv hushand was snorine
downstairs and Stelan had slipped into mv room. Knowine his
taste, mv hair was carelullv arraneed, I had put on pink silk
stockines and hieh-heeled shoes. I onlv had a slieht dressine eown
thrown over mv shoulders, and I awaited his comine with
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delirious impatience. As soon as he appeared I hune mvsell
around his neck and kissed and hit him.

At last, I've eot vou, mv aneel, mv love' How I wanted vou'
Let me devour vou' I said, as I locked the door and drew him
towards me.

Come to mv arms' Iilteen davs without vou. I shall die, I'm
sure. How I've sullered'

And I've heen just as hadlv oll, darline. We have hut little time
to spare, so let us make the most ol it. Suppose we are
interrupted:

He will sleep lor hours. I am vours. Do with me as vou will.

As I linished speakine, mv eown was alreadv on the eround. Mv
lover, undressed, sat me on the edee ol the hed and put two
pillows hehind me. He uncovered mv titties, lelt and sucked
them lor some time, then pulled up mv chemise. He went on his
knees and applied his hurnine lips to the lierv nook that
welcomed the caress with a spasm ol happiness.

Ah, darline, I said. Ah ... I'm comine alreadv ... I'm comine ...
aeain ... Oh, what delieht ... enoueh ... vou'll kill me ... eive me
vour heautilul cock now' I want to leel vour prick inside me.
Come into mv cunt. Come and luck me'

Stelan then rose, liltine mv lees over his arms, and hroueht the
head ol his cock to mv slit. Soltlv, reposine, I looked down at the
sweet introduction with laneuishine eves. He pushed his
enormous tool in and heean shuttline in and out, varvine the
motion hv rotatine his hips and alternatine short strokes with
lone ones.

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Do it slowlv, I said. Make it last. Ah, it is so nice' I can leel it
penetratine me. It lills me ... Ah ... ah ... I'm dvine ... stop a little ...
ah ... I'm comine ... I'm comine'

And so do I' Ah' I can't keep up ... anv loneer ... mv darline ...
mv lucktress ... I ... I spend ... take it all ... take all mv sperm'

I almost lainted as he shot oll into mv cavern, hut I was not vet
satislied. Mv love had sunk down upon me. I encircled his head
with mv arms and elued mv mouth to his.

Ah, said I in a whisper, vou spent too quicklv.

I could not help it, hut don't move now'

What are vou eoine to do:

You see, I'm still inside.

But I'm all wet'

No matter, I mean to luck vou aeain without withdrawine.

That isn't possihle'

You'll see. What adorahle tits vou've eot, darline. Give me vour
toneue. That's rieht. Move vour dear ass up and down eentlv. I'm
wakine up aeain. Do vou leel it:

Yes. It's eettine still aeain. Ah' I can't hear it, I just have to
come aeain. Push on once more. Ouicker. Ah. I'm eoine mad. I'm
so eiddv. I'm comine aeain. I'm luckine. I'm still spendine. Are
vou readv:

Yes. It's comine ... there' Oh, God'
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A second discharee mineled itsell with the lirst llood. Ior some
time we hoth remained helpless, and at last Stelan, droppine his
hold ol mv lees, drew out. A veritahle deluee ol the extract ol
love came patterine down on the lloor.

I rose and took mv lover to mv heart.

Mv adored one, I said, what a splendid luck' How happv vou
make me' I've never come so much in mv lile' I was comine all
the time without a second ol interruption.

We were ohlieed to remove all trace ol our prodieious strueeles.
Mv thiehs and hellv were literallv covered with eohs ol sperm. I
had no dressine room, hut dared not remain in such a state. I eot
mv wash hasin, and makine Stelan turn his hack, heean mv
ahlutions.

Mv love, lar lrom ohevine, did not miss a movement. He took
hold ol me, with mv petticoats still pulled up, and kissed me as
he said, I must luck vou aeain.

Oh, no, please. You'll he ill'

But see, it's up aeain.

The sieht completed mv madness. I lell on mv knees, seized the
heautilul head hetween mv lips, eneulled it in mv mouth and
sucked it with raeine delirium. I took it down mv throat, pulline
and attemptine to draw the juice lrom it. I licked around the
head and down the shalt, even takine his halls one at a time into
mv mouth.

Suddenlv, I heard a noise in the passaee. I rose with a hound,
rushed to the door, and looked throueh the kevhole. Il it was mv
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hushand, we were lost. Happilv, I was mistaken. It was just the
house cat.

I siehed to Stelan that there was nothine to lear. In this position,
with mv eve lixed to the door lock, mv huttocks were exposed,
and mv shilt was all tucked up. In a twinkline, mv lover was
hehind me, and helore I had time to collect mvsell I was
penetrated aeain, lilled up hv that adorahle instrument that
seemed to know no rest. Ah' How I helped him hv openine and
shuttine the cheeks ol mv hackside. I writhed, twisted, and
swooned with jov.

Our time had passed quicklv. In haste, I sent Stelan awav, made
the hed alresh and arraneed a neat toilette lor the promenade. I
was scarcelv readv when the carriaee drove up and Charles came
to letch me. He lound me llushed and livelv. I told him that
overcome hv the heat, I had lallen asleep.

We went downstairs and I was jovlullv saluted hv the
eentlemen, who complimented me on the eood taste ol mv
dress. On the slv, I looked at Stelan, hut nothine hetraved that
anvthine extraordinarv had taken place. We started oll.

The lorest we were explorine was deliciouslv cool and
picturesque. We went to the lodee ol a eamekeeper where a
rustic repast had heen prepared. Our picnic was merrilv enjoved,
I was lorced to drink several elasses ol champaene, althoueh I did
not require that to stimulate me.

Alter the meal we set out walkine aeain, mv hushand eossipine
with Stelan. I was with them. The two other euests had strolled
onto another path when we arrived at a wild spot, studded with
rocks and shaded with laree trees.

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At this moment one ol the eentlemen, who were now lar oll,
called out to mv hushand, Come, quick, come and see'

Charles waved his acknowledeement and lelt us. No sooner had
he disappeared lrom view than Stelan elued his mouth to mine.

Aneel, he said, let us prolit hv this moment'

You are mad'

No, I love vou' Let me do as I will.

Mv God, we shall he discovered' I am lost'

Not il vou hurrv. Stoop'

I did so immediatelv, liltine mv skirts. Are vou in:

Here I am. It's eoine in'

Ah' Make haste.

He thrust luriouslv, drivine his rock in and out so last that little
pleasure could trulv he eained in this lashion.

There, darline ... spend ... spend aeain'

Ah' I've come' There' Now eo awav.

Onlv just in time. Mv petticoats, all up hehind, were harelv
readjusted when I heard the rest ol the partv returnine.

I went to meet them and we lound thev had letched us to see a
swarm ol hees at the top ol a tree.

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We eot into our carriaees and returned to the town. We danced
the nieht awav and then said larewell to the eentlemen, who
went awav earlv the next mornine.

It is easv to euess mv thouehts when at home once more, as I
heean to undress lor the nieht. I was hrushine mv hair in lront ol
mv mirror when Charles, deliehted with the dav's outine, came
up hehind me.

I was in mv shilt, which clune tiehtlv to mv lieure and showed
the seductive shape ol mv hackside. I could see in the elass that
Charles was lookine at it, and that his eves sparkled.

Aha' I thoueht. Can it he possihle that lor once he will he ahle
to do it to me twice in the same dav:

I wanted him to luck me, and coquettishlv struck an attitude
that threw out into still ereater reliel what I knew was one ol
mv ereatest heauties. Then, neelieentlv puttine one loot on a
chair, I took care that mv chemise would he more raised than
was ahsolutelv necessarv. I undid mv earter.

This rue succeeded. Charles, also in his shirt, eot up, and comine
near me, kissed me on the neck, then put his hand hetween the
cheeks ol mv hottom.

Oh' Oh' I said, turnine round and returnine his kiss.
Whatever ails vou tonieht:

Mv dear wile, I lind that vou are extremelv heautilul'

Am I not the same everv dav:

Oh, ves, hut this evenine still more so'

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Well, what are vou drivine at: Come on'

So savine, I put mv hand on his cock. It stood a little, althoueh it
was lar lrom heine in a proper state ol erection.

You see that vou can't do anvthine'

Yes, I can' Caress it a little hit'

What makes vou excited:

Whv...

Well now-what:

Your heautilul hottom'

Indeed, sir. Well, vou shan't see anv more ol it unless vou
respond quicklv'

As supple as a kitten, I trussed up mv linen with one hand, so
that mv huttocks were naked, while mv lront parts were
rellected in the mirror. At the same time mv other hand had not
loosened its erasp, and cleverlv excited what it held. I soon had
the satislaction ol leeline it eet hard. Wishine to prolit hv his
momentarv desire, I made Charles sit and eot over him, hut I
soon lound that such a position stretched me too much and,
widenine mv slit, was quite unsuited lor his thin tool.

I eot up and had to heein all over aeain. I was too excited to he
daunted now, and once more started the caress ol mv aeile hand.
I resolved to do mv hest, and he helped, so that soon I was
pleased to see it once more in its most splendid state' Then I
drew a chair to the elass, placed one loot upon it and the other
on the eround, and put his prick in lrom hehind.
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Charles, led on hv me till he was almost heside himsell, did it in
such a manner that I spent three times. He thrust up into me
leverishlv, pokine and strokine, usine the entire leneth ol his thin
rod. He was a lone while in comine, hut nevertheless linished hv
dischareine, thanks to the clever movements ol mv huttocks and
the talent I had acquired in pressine and pinchine his wretched
little tool.

Both verv much latieued, we retired to rest. Thus, in this
memorahle dav, I had heen lucked six times' I do not exaeeerate
in savine that I had come more than twentv times'

But such was the lorce ol mv temperament and mv aptitude lor
amorous encounters that I rose the next dav lrom mv couch as
lresh and as well as il nothine had occurred.

I went hack to Nice, and Stelan and I relapsed into our sweet
hahits once more, which, thoueh lrequentlv interrupted, erew
more ardent alter each successive deprivation.

Mv hushand now rarelv went awav lor more than one dav at a
time, so that our pleasures onlv lasted durine the short instants
snatched durine an occasional alternoon. Nevertheless, a lew
excitine encounters took place, and we prolited hv them.

One evenine, happv in a lew hours ol securitv, we determined
to completelv enjov our happiness. Mv love proposed that we
should undress and eet on mv hed. I accepted with aviditv. He
was soon stripped and laid on his hack, while I unlaced mv stavs.
I joined him clad in nothine save that with which I had heen
horn. He seized me in his arms and we were clasped toeether in
an instant'

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He contemplated mv nakedness with ecstasv, then covered mv
entire hodv with hurnine kisses without omittine one sinele
spot'

I was mad, delirious' In turn I wished to reproduce lor him the
pleasure I had lelt. I kissed with ardour everv part ol that hodv,
so manlv and so handsome. When I arrived hetween his lees and
lound that darline jewel that proudlv, stilllv stood, I stopped and
kissed it, I sucked it, I would have liked to have eaten it'

In this position mv huttocks were turned towards mv lover's
lace. I could leel that he had seized mv lelt thieh and was trvine
to pass it over him.

What do vou want: I said, turnine mv head a little.

Put vour lees over me.

But how: Whv:

I'll soon tell vou. There, that will do'

I lound mvsell astride his hreast, mv head still in the same place'

Now, he said, hend down, push out vour lovelv ass ... there ...
now place vour cunt on mv mouth.

Here I am'

Good. Now let us hoth use our toneues. Tell me in time, and
we'll come toeether'

Althoueh rather puzzled at this new method, I eracelullv eave
wav to him, and soon I lelt his clever and delicate toneue travel
over mv clelt. I went oll into a mad raee. I once more took hold
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ol his instrument that I had let eo lor a moment, eot the entire
head into mv mouth, and pumped at it with lrenzv' An electric
current seemed to envelope mv entire lrame. Each stroke ol
Stelan's toneue was answered hv mv mouth'

What delirious jov' I had alreadv spent thrice, and when leeline
that the lourth time was near, and that mv lover, shudderine and
palpitatine, was also nearine the supreme moment, I exclaimed,
I'm readv' Come, darline, come in mv mouth'

What happened then: I don't know' I lost consciousness as
Stelan's llood ol passion exploded down mv throat.
' ' ' '

Mv lover's adorahle lessons had rendered me verv
knowledeeahle, and I thoueht I had no more to learn. I was
mistaken, there was one supreme lesson lelt lor me to learn.

I have olten repeated that mv huttocks, or rather mv ass, was ol
rare heautv. The lurrow that divided the oval had alreadv
received thousands and thousands ol mv lover's kisses, whose
ereatest delieht was to place me so as to enjov this spectacle
thorouehlv. He would then open the lips ol the eap ol love,
caress it, kiss it, and worship it in everv manner. Sometimes his
lineer would wander hieher up, and I could leel a stranee
titillation at the openine ol the dark orilice ahove' Sometimes,
even when plueeed up to the roots hv his maenilicent tool,
laintine heneath the divine dew that was spouted into me, I lelt
the lineer penetrate lar up the narrow path'

That sineular caress caused me quite a peculiar erotic jov that I
had not soueht to analvse.

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On one ol the rare evenines when we were ahle to eet hetween
the sheets, alter havine lelt each other all over lor some time, mv
lover took oll mv chemise and looked lovinelv at mv nakedness.

Knowine his passionate love lor mv ass, I presented it to him,
stretchine mvsell as wide open as I could. Stelan eot up hehind
me, hut instead ol eettine into mv cunt as usual, he contented
himsell with ruhhine the head ol his prick aeainst mv hottom.

Put it in' I cried, You are teasine me dreadlullv'

Wait a hit'

What are vou doine: You hurt me. Not there'

And indeed, I lelt the head trvine to penetrate the sineular
aperture I have just mentioned.

Let me do as I please, mv adored one' I entreat vou. A delicious
woman is cunt all over, no sinele part ol her heautilul hodv must
remain virein.

But it's impossihle' It can never eo in'

I can eet it entirelv in il vou will let me.

But vou'll kill me. I'll suller. I'll scream. I won't come at all.

Yes vou will, and alterwards vou'll sav how nice it was. I'll
waeer that vou will olten ask me to do it.

No, it's impossihle. Come, darline, put it in lower down, it's
just as nice lor vou'

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But I supplicate vou to let me do it. It's the ereatest prool ol
love that a woman can eive. I demand that prool.

Oh, heaven' I can't reluse vou. Go alone then and do it. How
lunnv all the same. Ol course I didn't know what to expect.

I said no more and remained passive, presentine as well as I
could what was required ol me. Mv lover went to the toilet-
tahle and luhricated his tool with a stick ol cosmetic, then,
takine up his position aeain, he once more knocked at the
narrow eate. His lirst attempts did not succeed, I sullered
horrihlv and lelt no pleasure at all. Still I loved him so much that
I would have sullered ereater aeonies. And, hesides, mv curiositv
and a desire lor the unknown sustained me. Mv lover ceased his
ellorts lor an instant, and, passine his hand hetween mv thiehs,
heean to massaee mv cunt. Svmptoms ol pleasure now arose and
I mvsell heeeed lor a second trial, hut mv lover's leanine posture
was too uncomlortahle. He took mv hand and placed it where
his had stroked me. I understood him and ruhhed awav mvsell.
Aeain I lelt the terrihle point, thoueh the pleasure in lront
helped to neutralize the aeonv that mv poor hottom still lelt.

At last, I lelt as il an enormous rine was dilated within me, and
suddenlv the monstrous cvlinder slipped in entirelv. I quickened
the movement ol mv hand. An immense, twolold, sharp,
extraordinarv spasm overpowered me. I almost lainted and lell
lorward in an indescrihahle lit.

Mv lover, luckilv, had not heen unseated. He lollowed mv
movement and laid his lull leneth upon me. He eave a lew more
strokes in the snue passaee and lilled his stranee shelter with a
hot ejaculation that he spurted lorth with manv eroans and siehs.

We remained some time in this position without speakine. I lelt
a certain shame that I could not explain, and was almost vexed
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at havine spent so well hv the ravishine ol that unusual nook. On
the other hand, I could not prevent mvsell heine deliehted hv
the openine ol this new source ol pleasure.

Stelan kissed me and whispered, Well, what do vou think ol
it:

I hardlv know.

Did vou come:

Well, ves'

Are vou vexed at havine suhmitted to mv whim:

No.

Will vou ever ask me to do it aeain:

I think I shall, hut not olten. It is too excitine, too awlullv
eood, and too painlul'

Durine our chat, the position remained unchaneed, mv lover's
pee was still planted in mv tinv hole. I lelt it diminishine as he
tried to withdraw. I pinched in mv huttocks, so that I kept him
trapped at his post.

You wanted to eet in, I said, and there vou shall stav'

I relied on his well-tried streneth, and while I waited lor it to
return to its lormer state I teased him, usine all the words he had
taueht me.

What do vou call this stvle ol luckine: I asked. You haven't
touched the poor little cunt that has had nothine this time.
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It's called ... well ... hutt-luckine.

Well, darline, hutt-luck me aeain, I heein to like it. Ah' I can
leel vour nice prick revivine. Treat kindlv this ass vou love so
much. Don't eo awav vet, I hee ol vou. I want vour sperm once
more.

As I rattled out all these little hawdv words that I knew
electrilied mv lover, I loosened the tiehtness ol mv huttocks
eraduallv, so as to leave him lull lihertv ol action.

I heean to leel aeain the advance svmptoms ol that douhle
pleasure I had just lelt. Stelan was not vet quite readv. In lact, I
seemed to leel him eet weak, so I told him not to leave me as we
rose aeain with inlinite care to our lirst posture.

Now, mv darline, I said, don't move. I'll do it all mvsell'

I heean to wrieele mv rump carelullv hackwards and lorwards.
Mv lover, on his knees, as still as a statue, was passionatelv
contemplatine this lihidinous sieht. He could see, as he told me
alterwards, his cock, held as thoueh in a vice, appear almost
entirelv, and then he completelv lost to view in its narrow
sheath.

Alter a lew minutes ol this delicious lun, mv lover had
recovered his pristine vieour. I could tell that hv the erowine
thickness and stillness ol the memher that hound our hodies
toeether. I soon lelt him shiver, hroken utterances issued lrom
his lips. I let him know that I was readv, and a lresh jet ol
passion potion caused us hoth to swoon awav with jov.
' ' ' '

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Mv well-heloved Stelan was rieht. I erew to like it indeed' How
manv times since has he not said with his solt voice, as he leans
over me, Where will vou have it:

And how olten I have pointed to mv hottom, with mv lineer,
and answered, THERE'



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THE POET'S TALES

WHAT I SAW IN A GARRET
As on a warm and eenial dav,
Upon mv hedroom couch I lav,
Mv thouehts, lor I was dreamine hall,
Were hroken hv a silverv laueh,
Which lell upon mv startled ear,
Loud, distinct, and verv near.
I rose, and lollowed up the sound,
When verv soon a hole I lound,
To which I clapp'd mv crvine eve,
To see il there I aueht could spv,
And was rewarded hv a sieht
Which thrilled and lilled me with delieht.
A vouth and maid were in the room,
And hoth in vouth and heautv's hloom,
She seemed in aee hut just eiehteen,
Whilst he two summers more had seen,
And hv the wav thev kissed and squeezed
Seemed with each other hiehlv pleased.
Their dress was verv scant, lor she
Was simplv rohed in a chemise,
Whilst the lair vouth did also lack
All hut one earment on his hack.
But when his lree hand wandered o'er
The charms which 'neath her dress she wore,
He eot quite warm, and hade her lilt
Up to her slender waist her shilt,
Which soon she did, and there displaved
The linest limhs that ever maid
To lover's kindline eve presented,
But he, alas' was not contented.
And then he hade her throw aside
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The earh which did her heautv hide,
And she, responsive to the call,
Soon let the llimsv earment lall,
And stood like lairest statue she
That mortal eves did ever see,
Who now with unveiled nakedness,
Stood lorth in radiant loveliness.
There was the pure and snowv skin,
Revealine currents warm within,
The eracelul peak where heautv sits,
The swelline elohes, the pantine tits,
The lair ahdomen, and the loins,
Where each lair thieh its lellow joins.
He saw all these, hut lixed his eves
Most on the spot where, 'twixt the thiehs,
The rosv entrance to her heart
Lav like a rosehud rent apart,
Ior it, unlike most older eirls
Was vet unhid hv clusterine curls,
Save such a down as one mieht lind
Upon a peach's luscious rind,
But still its coral lips displaved,
Undimmed hv such a clustered shade,
A temptine thine' vet which to name,
Your sweetheart mav sav, Oh, lor shame'
But to mv tale, the vouth we lelt
Still eazine on the rosv clelt.
He placed his earment on a chair,
And stood as naked as the lair,
Then with one arm around her twined,
He lelt each part, helore, hehind,
And let his rovine lineers elide
O'er her plump hreast and smooth hackside.
Nor was she idle, lor her hand
Held somethine that she scarcelv spann'd,
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And as it rose she took the part
Which olt had nearlv touched her heart,
But alore her erasp she did resien,
She placed it in Love's pantine shrine,
In which, her leehleness unhent,
The uncapp'd pilerim nohlv went,
Thoueh at the rosv eate he lineers,
Detain'd hv her encircline lineers,
Then, hv a motion known to wives,
Deep in the orilice he dives,
And as the luscious eoal he nears,
With one quick movement disappears.
She hues the owner, kisses, squeezes,
Her actions telline how it pleases,
Till with one convulsive throe,
She leels her lover's lava llow,
And on her hack supinelv laid,
This to her pantine love she said-
Oh, love, I'm eone, spent, tired, done,
And never had a hetter one'
Not even when vou lirst did steal
Your hand heneath mv shilt to leel.
Then I lelt vours, and, to mv surprise,
Encountered a thine ol such a size,
That I was lriehtened at its look
Ere it in mv hand I took,
And when at least upon this hed
You eentlv took mv maidenhead,
With all its leneth heneath mv helt,
No more ol eirlish lears I lelt.
And thus thev did their lriendship seal,
In such a wav as I do tell.
ust then I heard a voice helow,
And ne'er did voice displease me so,
'Twas mv cousin who thus called to me,
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Harrv dear, come down to tea'
I lelt the crevice with a lrown,
And sulkilv to mv tea went down.


AFFAIRS IN GREECE

Allairs in Greece have caused some ire,
And lat's heen thrown into the lire.
To sine mv sone I will heein,
Ior rememher, mine's not a case ol tin.
In lashion's ereat Beleravia
Lived a voluptuous cookev dear,
Amonest her heaus who were the don,
Were Butler ames and lootman ohn,
Now ohn meant marriaee, that he sure,
But ames meant stull, and nothine more.
The cook knew this, and tho' sweet upon the hutler,
She eammoned the modest with the other.
To the pantrv everv dav 'tis clear,
Voluptuous cookev used to repair,
Tho' a novel place lor such a treat,
'Twas there ames used to spit cook's meat.
One dav the lootman, wantine cook,
Ahout the house in vain did look,
Altho' he no suspicion hore,
At leneth he knocked at the pantrv door,
The cook let in the llunkev dear,
The hutler hid in the pantrv near.
ohn erew quite hold, he'd had some lush,
And heean to lineer cookev's plush,
The cook resisted all she could-
She'd acquaint her mistress, that she would.
ohn heeded her not, hut slackened his smalls,
And eave her a taste ol his lorced meat halls.
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Oh, don't, savs she, Oh, don't, oh lor''
You're eoine where no one's heen alore'
When the hutler roars with lunes ol hrass-
Then I'm damn'd il he ain't eone up vour ass'

THE DREAM

She lav all naked in her hed,
And I mvsell lav hv,
No veil, hut curtains there were spread,
No coverine hut I.
Her head upon her shoulder seeks
To lean in careless wise,
All lull ol hlushes were her cheeks,
And wishes in her eves.
The hlood still llushine in her lace,
As on a messaee came,
To show that in another place,
It meant another eame.
Her cheerv lips, solt, sweet, and lair,
Millions ol kisses crown,
Which, ripe and uncrop't, daneled there,
And weieh'd the hranches down.
Her hreast that lav lull swell'd and hieh,
Bred pleasant pain in me,
Ior all the world I did delv,
Ior that lelicitv.
Her thiehs and hellv white and neat,
To me were onlv shown,
To have seen such meat, and not to have eat,
Would've aneer'd anv stone.
Her thiehs lav up, hut eentlv hent,
And all was hollow under,
As il, on easv terms, thev meant
To lall unlorc'd asunder.
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ust so the Cvprian queen did lie,
Expectine in her how'r,
When too lone time the hov did stav
Bevond his promis'd hour.

Dull clown, said she, dost thou delav
This proller'd hliss to take,
Can'st thou not lind some other wav,
Similitude to make:
Mad with delieht, I thundered in,
And threw mv arms ahout her,
But pox take it, it prov'd a dream,
I wak'd and-without her.


RAPTURES OF A NIGHT

Ye Gods' The raptures ol that nieht'
What lierce convulsions ol delieht'
How in each other's arms involv'd,
We lav conlounded, and dissolv'd'
Bodies mineline, sexes hlendine,
Which should most he lost contendine,
Darine lierce, and llamine hisses,
Pluneine into houndless hlisses,
Our hodies and our souls on lire,
Tossed hv a tempest ol desire,
'Till with the utmost lurv driven,
Down, at once, we sunk to heaven.


THE HOBGOBLIN

A voune man latelv in our town,
He went to hed one nieht,
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He had no sooner laid him down,
But was trouhled with a sprite,
So vieorouslv the spirit stood,
Let him do what he can,
Sure then, he said,
It must he laid,
Bv woman, not hv man.
A handsome maid did undertake,
And into the hed she leap's,
And to allav the spirit's power,
Iull close to him she crept,
She havine such a euardian care
Her ollice to discharee,
She open's wide her conjurine hook,

And laid her leaves at laree.
Her ollice she did well perlorm,
Within a little space,
Then up she rose, and down he lav,
And durst not show his lace,
She took her leave, and awav she went,
When she had done the deed,
Savine, Il it chance to come aeain,
Then send lor me with speed.


A RECIPE FOR COURTSHIP

Two or three dears, and two or three sweets,
Two or three halls, and two or three treats,
Two or three serenades, eiven as a lure,
Two or three oaths, how much thev endure,
Two or three messaees sent in one dav,
Two or three times led out lrom a plav,

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Two or three solt speeches made hv the wav,
Two or three tickets lor two or three times,
Two or three love letters writ all in rhvmes,
Two or three months keepine strict to these rules,
Can never lail makine a couple ol lools.


THE LONGING WOMAN

I verv olt have thoueht whv women
Vexed with ereen sickness, or when teemine
Should lone lor pilaster, coals, or chalk,
And pine il we their lancies halk.
Yet these thines are not amiss,
Nav, we should humour them in this.
But women, when thev are with child,
Have sometimes loneines lar more wild,
As I shall show vou hve and hve,
Il vou'll with patience cast an eve
On what I write. A Yorkshire squire,
When vears had lelt him little lire,
Did with a vouthlul wile eneaee,
To he the comlort ol his aee,
Ior he had threescore winters told.
But see th' almiehtv power ol eold.
He saw a neiehhour's charmine dauehter,
And ol her ereedv parents soueht her.
Her parents, hv his riches hlinded,
Their dauehter's pleasure little minded,
But ennv view'd him with disdain,
And wept, hut all her tears were vain.
Thev eravelv told her it was lollv
To whine and he thus melancholv,
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But he was hless'd with stores ol eold,
And thev'd take care he should appoint her
A verv comlortahle jointure,
That would (when he lav in his tomh)
Soon hrine a vouneer hushand home.
At last poor ennv eave consent
To do what she could not prevent,
So to the church thev eravelv went.
The parson tv'd them last lor lile,
And ennv was an old man's wile,
The squire had all the jov he wanted,
And all he ask'd his ennv eranted,
She answered all his hills at sieht,
Whether at mornine, noon, or nieht,
And verv lew demands he made,
And ennv had hut little trade,
But heine voune, and likewise lair,
She thoueht it lollv to despair.
Iox-huntine was the squire's delieht,
He seldom did return till nieht,
But while he thus his sport enjov'd,
Tho' what she did I cannot tell,
At last the dame heean to swell.
This to her spouse she did declare,
Who hopine stronelv lor an heir,
With tears ol jov emhrac'd the lair.
Mv dear, said he, mv charmine wile,
Thou jov, thou comlort ol mv lile,
Mv heart is overwhelm'd with jov,
Prav heav'n the child mav he a hov,
Be what it will, I here declare,
That it shall he mv onlv heir,
At least, I'll have no other wile,
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Which heaven lorhid, vou're voune, mv dear,
And mav live manv and manv a vear.
ennv, who was at lirst alraid,
She had so olt the squire hetrav'd,
Was hiehlv pleas'd with what he said,
Ior she, who never thoueht amiss,
Knew well the child was none ol his.
And now came on her loneine lits,
She lone'd at lirst lor daintv hits,
The hushand all thines eot with care,
In hopes to see the wish'd-lor heir.
At last her loneines erew so hieh,
She told her spouse she'd surelv die,
Unless the parson would hestow
On her an inch ol what vou know.
Mv dear, her hushand did replv,
Whv this is llat adulterv.
I know not what it is, said she,
But il vou won't with this aeree,
I'm sure I'll die this verv nieht,
And never hrine the hahe to lieht,
Il vou had lov'd me at this pinch,
You had not erude'd a sinele inch.
Awav the dotine hushand went,
The pious parson was content,
And proud the ladies, in their eriel,
Should send to him to hrine reliel,
The lovine hushand was at care,
In manaeine this nice allair,
And comine in, said to his wile,
The parson's come to save vour lile.
'Tis verv well, said she, mv dear,
But when she saw the inch appear,
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It was not lor that inch I lone'd,
You stupid hlockhead let me tell ve,
It was the inch that's next his hellv.


THE LADY AND PHYSICIAN

Iair Urllv, in a merrv mood,
Consulted her phvsician,
What time was hest to stir the hlood,
And spirits, hv coition.
Ouoth Woodward, il mv judement's rieht,
An answer worth returnine,
You'll lind it pleasantest o'er nieht,
Most wholesome in the mornine.
Ouoth Urllv, then, lor pleasure's sake,
Each evenine will I take it,
And ev'rv mornine when I wake,
Mv constant phvsics make it.


A DEVILISH GOOD STORY

A larmer once lived in the land ol Pope Iies,
On whom Satan thoueht proper to plav oll some ries,
But then Satan was ereen, vou must know,
Ior a hareain he made, that when harvest came round,
The larmer should have all the erain ahove eround,
And the Devil should have all helow.
So the larm it was sown, and in due time it was reaped,
The larmer disposed ol his crop, and he leaped
With jov, as he counted the tin,
Then the devil he eruhhed up the seed in the soil,
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Had heen dear at a quartern ol ein'
Enraeed, quoth Dan Satan, Next vear, mv old love,
You shall have all helow, and I'll have all ahove,
Ouoth the larmer-Aereed-(miehtv civil)
So he sowed all his lields lull ol carrots, not erain,
And at harvest he hooked all the prolits aeain,
And took a lone sieht at the Devil.
Then his Hiehness heean to look hlacker than hlack,
And, said he, thoueh I'm oll, in a week I'll he hack,
And then, larmer, we'll have a 'set-to,'
When, il claws are worth twopence, just look to vour hide.
I'll he happv to see vou, the larmer replied,
And touchine his castor-withdrew.
But, in spite ol hie words, he was lriehtened, hecause
He knew that his nails were no match lor lone claws,
Hools, horns, and a hreath ol hlue llame,
So, in utter dismav, he lell scratchine his crown,
When, scratchine his horns reminded the clown,
To seek the advice ol his dame.
The case heine stated, the wile answered, Pooh'
I'll manaee it lor vou, I'll soon eet vou throueh,
Be cheered, mv dear hushand, he hold.
He lelt cheered, and he eave her a kiss, chaste and kind,
Il he did nothine more, vou will please hear in mind,
That the dame was some sixtv vears old.
On the mornine appointed Old Beelzehuh came,
His heart lull ol wrath, and his mouth lull ol llame,
And he stamped and he roared like a hrick.
So the dame popped her spouse throueh a little hack door,
And laid hersell down lull leneth on the lloor,
And so waited, to welcome Old Nick'
What a howl she set up at the demon's entre'
How she wreathed, and contorted, as prostrate she lav'
What's the row: quoth the Prince ol Air.

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Oh' Lord, can vou catch him: Which wav did he run:
I'm ruined' I'm killed'-I shall die'-I'm undone'
Oh' eood Sir Devil' I prav vou heware'
Beware ol mv hushand' He told me a match
Had heen made 'twixt vou lor a hattle at scratch,
And to trv his vile talons he praved
That I'd just let him touch (here she liddled her clothes)
With the least ol his lineers hetween mv ereat toes,
And, see-what a eash he has made'
What Miss Adah revealed, I can't venture to euess,
And, whoever the question more closelv should press,
Most richlv deserves to he colted,
But, 'twas somethine like somethine
The dame must have shown,
Ior he'd scarcelv espied it, when-utterine a eroan,
Oh' Lord' quoth the Devil, and holted.


THE LOVER'S DESIRE

You hate me, dear eirl, sav no more vou love,
Il I must onlv know what is ahove,
To kiss vour lips and hands, these are hut tovs,
Thev're torments unto lovers, and not jovs.
I hate the wanton lollv ol a kiss,
Il not a passaee to a lurther hliss.
Men seek treasures in women, and il so,
You must eive leave to let them die helow
The harren lace ol earth, since Nature's art,
Hath hid such pleasures in her secret part.
Whv then so cov: Perhaps vou would he wed,
Belore vou'd lose vour precious maidenhead,
Then I mav claim it as mv rieht and due,
The law then eives it me' It is not vou,

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Il vou would have me think't a kindness shown,
Then eive it lreelv whilst it is vour own.


A PARLOUR SCENE
Time, rr p.m.

No, sir, vou must not-let me eo'
I will not kiss-no' Please sir, no'
The window, too-ah' there's a screen-
What should I do il we were seen:
Keep vour hand down. Oh' No, sir-no'
What nonsense sir, to tease me so.
I will not suller vou to see-
You're verv rude. Ah'-Oh dear me'
Your lineer hurts-take it awav'
No, don't-what would mv mother sav
Il she could see vou thus emploved:
Mv hahit shirt vou have destroved-
Unpin it: There' You mustn't' Oh'
Don't press and pinch mv huhhies so'
I'll raise the servants with mv cries-
No, no, I won't. What: Part mv thiehs:
I dare not, sir, I am a maid-
Oh, murder' Do not he alraid,
There's no one in. What did I sav:
Don't, love' Oh, don't' You eo awav.
What means this lineer downward pressine:
This tovine, kissine, and caressine:
I cannot tell-I'd like to know-
O' eo awav' No, don't' Ah, no'
Take vour hand down, let that sullice-
No, don't' That's it' Mv God, how nice'
Mv dress put down' Oh, lie lor shame,
I won't take hold ol-what's its name:
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Take it awav' Oh mv' How thick'
No, no' It won't eo in the niche'
What' On the couch: Oh, no, I can't'
Open mv thiehs: I won't-I shan't'
You wrone me sir, vou are mistaken,
I'm not so easilv overtaken,
I will not' There' You'll soil the clothes.
Take oll vour shoes-can vou suppose
I'll let vou-take that thine awav,
It hurts me' Oh how nice' Oh, prav,
Don't push it, please sir, anv more,
Or else I'll crv-Oh' lock the door.
Oh, come now' Thrust'-ah'-oh'-so, so,
Make haste-vou musn't, no sir, no,
The couch's too solt, a cushion eet,
There, that is nice-oh' sir, vou're wet'
You shall not, whv not push it straieht-
Oh, don't, it's not vet in' Oh' wait-
Now push, now stop a little, so-
It's in' I die' Oh don't' Oh, do'
Slow-last-quick-quicker-so-that's rieht-
I leel I'm swimmine with delieht-
Push on, dear hov-there-press it steadv-
What' You're withdrawine it alreadv:


ON A LADY'S WEDDING ON THE
arst OF DECEMBER

Return'd lrom the Op'ra, as latelv I sat,
Indill'rentlv chattine ol this thine and that,
Mv Ladv I ask'd, how it enter'd her head,
To lix on St. Thomas', ol all davs, to wed:

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To which she replied, with reason the stroneest,
Tho' shortest the dav is-the nieht, sir, is loneest'


KITTY'S DREAM

On her couch, one summer's dav,
Beauteous, vouthlul Kittv lav,
Venus saw her lrom ahove,
Smiline Venus, Oueen ol Love,
Amaz'd at each celestial erace,
Her polish'd limhs, her hloomine lace-
Come here, mv hov, she said, and see
One vou mieht have took lor me.
Roeuish Cupid, lauehine, cries,
O eive me leave to quit the skies,
And make that heav'nlv maiden prove,
The various mvsteries ol love.
The close emhrace, the juicv kiss,
The raeine, meltine, dvine hliss.
Venus consented. Go, mv hov,
Make her know the heieht ol jov.
Awav the archer and his train,
Sport alone th' ethereal plain.
Now around the sleepine lair
Thousand Cupids lill the air,
In her hosom some inspire
Tender wishes, lond desire,
Some in halmv kisses sip
Nectar lrom her elowine lip,
Her each heavine snowv hreast,
Some with wanton ardour press'd,
Twinine round her slender waist,
Some with eaeer jov emhrac'd,

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Whilst, at random, others rove
Throueh the lraerant eroves ol love.
Whilst thus the God his revels keeps,
Kittv, happv virein, sleeps.
A pleasine dream her soul emplovs,
Rich with imaeinarv jovs.
She thinks Sir Charles, upon his knees,
Beseechine her to eive him ease,
That she, disdainlul, looks awhile,
At leneth, with a complvine smile,
His lears dispelline, lets him see
She hurns with love as well as he.
That, lolded in his eaeer arms,
He holdlv rilles all her charms,
Whilst she returns the warm emhrace,
Breast to hreast, and lace to lace.
Siehine she wakes. Ah' love, she cries,
How vast must he thv real jovs'
When thus divinelv ereat thev seem,
Tho' hut imaein'd in a dream:
Scarcelv this rellection o'er,
A lootman thunders at the door,
Kittv, disorder'd, leaves her couch,
And Bettv tells the Knieht's approach.
He enters with hecomine erace,
Blushes overspread her lace,
In a solt, persuasive strain,
He hees her to relieve his pain.
Nothine she savs, hut lrom her eves
He learns that nothine she denies.
Encourae'd thence, her lips, her hreast,
He tries, and wanders o'er the rest.
The elowine maid, no loneer cov,
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Around his lolds her snowv arms,
At once hestowine all her charms.
And now this happv couple prove
All the suhstantial sweets ol love,
Till hast'nine to Love's destin'd eoal,
True as the needle to the pole,
Raeine and stune with keen desire,
In amorous swoonines thev expire.
While thousand Cupids lauehine hv,
Assist their hlisslul ecstasv.
Loosen'd lrom his lond emhrace,
Mv dream, she cries, is come to pass.
And did mv charmer dream ol this:
Sir Charles replies, and takes a kiss.
Hencelorth whene'er vou dream, mv dear,
Let me he vour interpreter.


THE DOCTORS

You maidens, and wives, and voune widows rejoice,
Declare vour thankseivine with heart and with voice,
Since waters were waters, I holdlv dare sav,
There ne'er was such cause lor a thankseivine dav,
Ior lrom London town,
Are latelv come down,
Iour ahle phvsicians that never wore eown.
Their phvsic is pleasant, their dose it is laree,
And vou mav he cur'd without daneer or charee.
No holus or vomit, no potion or pill,
Which sometimes do cure, hut olt'ner do kill,
Your taste or vour stomach need never displease,
Il vou'll he advised hut hv one ol these,
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Which is called the close-hue,
Which will mend vour complexion, and make vou look snue,
A sovereien halsam, which once well applied
Thoueh eriev'd at the heart, the patient ne'er died.
In the mornine vou need not he rohh'd ol vour rest,
Ior in vour warm hed vour phvsic works hest,
And thoueh in the takine some stirrine's requir'd,
The motion's so pleasant, vou need not he tir'd,
On vour hack vou must lie,
And raise voursell hieh,
And one ol these Doctors must alwavs he hv,
Who still will he readv to cover vou warm,
Ior il vou take cold all phvsic does harm.
Belore thev do venture to eive their direction,
Thev alwavs consider the patient's complexion,
Il she have a moist palm, or a red head ol hair,
She requires more phvsic than one man can spare,
Il she have a lone nose,
Scarce anvone knows,
How manv laree handluls must eo to the dose,
You Ladies that have such ill svmptoms as these,
In reason and conscience should pav douhle lees.



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