I bought a leather jacket on the internet, and it was too small.

Took a selfy wearin' it with my back to the

wall. Nice, three likes, I wish I had a ball. So, I Drank two reigns, smoked a pack, and contemplated how
my life was shit at length. I was unable to reach a conclusion, tried to game, couldn't get past character
creation, fuck probation, just wanna get fucked up, and elated. Listening to rappers I used to like spew a
generalized sorta hatred, shit used to amp me up when I was wasted. A high guy's a thaumaturgist.
Jesus, spending forty dollar's on Pizza is ridiculous, no matter how you spin it. Savage madness pivots to
uh, regular sadness. Bank account drained of my pittance. Trying to channel Reptilian aliens for sorcerous
Wisdom. My eagle torch glistens. My Black Lab listens. I've never been able to eat Brie, and I'm like, why.
I'd put some honey on it, and almonds, maybe pecans, pair it with some Argonaut, and adjust my bow-
tie like a Vampire. My Higher Power's apparently Beelzebub, and this campaign sucks. I'm a level one
commoner with straight 10s in stats. Except my constitution isn't that, or so I'm thinkin'. I'm a psyschotic
schizoid and shit, always noided. Nemah, and whatnot. Rubrus omnam Visio mea ducit. Flip wickeds,
stick with it, Satanism hardened visions, Elder Evils, ear weevils, stomach worms, less than alive people
seeking community at festivals with free.... Fuckin'..... Pins, that depict, pop culture reference memes.
Smokin' on rhymes with greens. Get mean and scream in public. Picture me Omega-Bubonic patient
zero, the Lich that TPK's the Heroes. Polish my goblets, and direct my Goblins to get 80 a gram, organize
platters with Hams, and grapes, and blackberry crepes, with a nice vanilla cream for my zombie waifu
dates. Download wushu moves on gamecube emulator neural-links, space out and make a hologram of
Jar Jar Binks doin' the fuckin' zoot suit shoulder slink, while I think and plot, about how to taste a two
liter and make a dwarf make a mythic pot helm that protects from Medusas. And a robe that's moth
resistant. Deuces.