my name is Sherlock Holmes and my address is 221 banckes ave;

we found it in the hands of our favorite psychopath

I’m not psychopath I’m a high “High-functioning” sociopath

Do you research

So, this investigation maybe(might) move “a bit” quicker if you would detect my words as gospel

look at you lot, “you’re all so vacant”

is “it” a nice not being me?

“it must be” so relaxing

Did he offer “you money” to spy me

Yes

Did you take it?

No

“Pity we could’ve split the fee think it through next time”

Anything else I can do?

To assist you, “I mean”

“some” Silence right now would be marvelous

“Why didn’t I think of that”

Because you’re an idiot

Nonono, “don’t be like that”, practically everyone is

Anderson “don’t talk out loud” you lower IQ of the whole street

We should call the police

Yes

“On their way”

Did you like it?

No

Yes, thank you for your input

He (She) is cleverer than you lot and she is dead

Shut up
“I didn’t say anything”

You were “thinking”

It’s annoying

Oh John I envy you so much

You envy me?

Your mind it’s so …

Placid

“Straight-forward

Barely used”

What are you typing?

Blog

About?

Us

You mean me

Why?

Well, you’re typing a lot

Brilliant Anderdon

Really?

Yes, “brilliant impression of an idiot”

I don’t see

You do see!

“You just don’t observe”

It’s alright, alright girls

Calm down

Anderson face the other “way you’re putting me off”

What?

My face is?

How did I do?

Well john
Really well

“I mean you missed almost everything of importance”

But you know…

“Not interested, moving on”

“Low self-esteem tiny IQ and limited life expectancy”

And you think “he’s an audacious criminal mastermind”

Don’t worry this is just stupid

What did you say?

“Dear god, what is it like your funny little brains”

“it must be so boring”

“This is brilliant phone lestrade tell him there is an escaped rabbit”

You serious?

It’s this or “cluedo”

Is that why you’re calling yourself greg?

That is his name

Is it?

Yes

“here to see the queen?”

No, apparently yes

“and domestic bliss must suit you molly”

“you’ve put on three pounds since I last saw you”

Two and a half

mm… three

punch you?

Yes punch me in the face

Didn’t you hear me?

I always hear punch me in the face “when you’re” speaking but “it’s usually subtext”

Molly: …………… my boyfriend three times

Plzzzz “Yes and he stole the crown jewels, broke into the bank of England and organized a prison break
at Pentonville for the sake of law and order, I suggest you avoid all future attempts at a relationships
molly”

If I wanted “poetry I’d read john’s emails” to his girlfriend’s much funnier

I’m not stupid you know..

“Where you get that idea?”

No, I know you for real..

100%?

“nobody could fake being such an annoying” dick all the time

I’m on fire!