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Lorne armstrong chat log

Conviction - lorne_a_20014 - Cambridge, MA, Tennessee- Chatlog Conviction -File originally posted on 1/2/2009 11:42 PM PST [Link to File]Report made 1/2/2009 11:42 PM PST lorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 10:59:42 PM): first i want to make out with youlorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:00:08 PM): then while i'm making out with you, i want to start feeling
your boobslorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:00:24 PM): then i want to take off your shirt and bralorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:00:48 PM): then i want to start sucking on your nipples:\">lorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:01:16 PM): then i'm gonna move my hands down to your pants or skirt, whatever you decide to wearlorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:01:22 PM): and
take them offlorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:01:46 PM): then i'm gonna take off my clotheslorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:02:05 PM): then i'll have you suck on my penis:\">lorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:02:25 PM): then i'm gonna lick and suck on your clitlorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:02:35 PM): and stick my finger in youlorne_a_20014 (09/26/07 11:02:57
PM): then i'm gonna stick my penis in you:\">:-*:xYou know, getting a conviction in these cases is usually incredibly easy. Can't imagine why... hmm. Lorne Armstrong was quite graphic in his desires and that chat... well, let's just say that chat is longer than War and Peace in the big font for people who can't see well to read. Double spaced. Lorne laid
it all out there, and likely wasn't very happy when some of Kentucky's finest laid out his future in prison when he was arrested.He was sentenced to seven years in jail, with 20 years as a registered sex offender. Contributor notes from Sherry TwistI met Lorne during a GLEMB in Bowling Green, Kentucky that aired on Dateline, To Catch A Predator in
December last year. When he first contacted me he said, \"if nobody will talk to you sweetheart you can talk to me........i'm a good guy, i have 2 nieces your age\" A good guy? A good guy doesn't solicit sex from a 13 year old and drive 85 miles to met her with a box of 14 condoms in his truck, in order to take her back to his apartment to spend the
weekend. Or a good guy wouldn't expose himself to a 13 yearold on his webcam almost every night for a month. He also said she would be as safe with him as she would be with her own parents. Lorne thought he was so clever and so smart that he was not going to get caught and go to jail.
He showed up on his birthday, but I don't think he got the birthday present he thought he was going to get.

He didn't get to have sex with the 13 year old girl he thought he was going to,instead, he met Chris Hanson and the KBI. Happy Birthday Lorne. It looks like you will be spending the next few birthdays in prison. He plead guilty to federal charges and was sentenced to five years in Federal Prison and Life time registration as a sex offender. Also, he
plead guilty to state charges and was sentenced to seven years in state prison with 305 days credit for time served, since he has been in the County jail in Bowling Green since his arrest on October 18th of last year. State sentence to run concurrent with Federal sentence and sex offender registration required by the state for five years upon release. I
guess the judges didn't think you were a good guy either, Lorne. Thank you to my phone verifier, Southern Aphrodite, she did an awesome job, as always. Also, thank you to State Attorney General, Greg Stumbo; the KBI and the Bowling Green LE for keeping Kentucky's children safer from guys like this.This is our 305th conviction since June of 2004
and our 2nd conviction for 2009 thus far. Conviction Counter Number of predators convicted due to Perverted-Justice.com since June 2004: 623 Chatlog Convictions: 622Research Convictions: 1 Real Stories Project For the next six months, we're documenting actual cases of internet abductions and molestations. One case a day for at least six months.
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Hats, T-Shirts, Mugs and more. [PeeJ Store] Lorne's latest RSO photo Lorne_a_20014The CawdfatherCawd Predator "Mama Gwen" (mother)Roy Armstrong (brother)Ralph Armstrong (brother)Lori Armstrong (sister-in-law) construction worker (was building a gym for a church before the sting)lull operatorkaraoke singertruck driverattempted
YouTubergarage salesman "Oh, CAWD!"-Armstrong's cry of fear after Chris Hansen reveals that he will be exposed on live TV.Lorne Lynn Armstrong was a potential predator who appeared in the Bowling Green, Kentucky edition of To Catch A Predator. He is one of the most followed, notorious, and quoted predators within the TCaP community.
Chatlog[] Lorne, freshly moved from his home in Cambridge, ME to Nashville, TN began chatting with Perverted Justice decoy who used the alias of "kaylaprincess_94", posing as a thirteen year-old girl. Lorne begins to portray himself as the guardian and a "good guy", saying, "if nobody will talk to you sweetheart you can talk to me........i'm a good
guy, i have 2 nieces your age." This façade begins to slip when Lorne brings up the fact that there are a lot of "weirdos" on the internet.

Lorne, realizing that Kayla had never been taught of the dangers of the internet, allows himself to inform her. Lorne then asks Kayla if she had any previous relationships, discussing the details of the relationship and how far she went with her previous boyfriend. Lorne is "shocked" to learn that she did not do "anything else" with her boyfriend saying,
"because some kids your age have done alot more than that." Lorne explains to Kayla that he loves her "innocents" and how she is ignorant on the topic of sex. Lorne steers the conversation towards what Kayla knows about, detailing the anatomy of males and females. Lorne allows himself to divulge into sexual intercourse and what occurs during
intercourse, or what he thinks goes on. Lorne leads the decoy to violate herself in what he called "experimenting" among other repulsive and disgusting topics within two hours of meeting the thirteen year-old decoy. Lorne continued to chat with the decoy for over a month, detailing his plans to abduct and rape the girl, taking her from her home in
Bowling Green, KY to his apartment in Nashville.
During this month, Lorne became extremely possessive of the decoy, becoming jealous of family friends and especially her ex-boyfriend, Derek, often times being intimidated by the adolescent. The agenda Lorne set-in-place persisted throughout the 407 pages of the chatlog, often times creating wacky and memorable phrases and situations. One of
these situations included within the airing of the sting, consists of Lorne naming and personifying his appendage, "Mr. Penis", as well as the decoy's "Mrs. Vagina." Lorne would also use his webcam to expose himself and put on a show for the decoy, often making comments in correlation. Notable throughout the chatlog is Lorne's lack of knowledge
about sex. For all of this, the chatlog contains extensive grooming practices and absolutely sickening undermining of the decoy and her parents. Phone calls between Lorne Armstrong and the decoy exist and are available for streaming on platforms such as YouTube. The Sting[] The bracelet that Lorne Armstrong brought for the decoy. Lorne finally
arrived at the sting house on his 37th birthday, and he was very calm and happy when he met the decoy. In a later interview, Casey said she even felt relaxed while she was talking to him, since he was so friendly and inviting. After taking a seat on a butt warmer chair, he repeatedly told Casey he wanted a kiss from her to kick off the night.

Then, Chris Hansen entered the room and confronted Lorne, taking a seat on the opposite chair and spent the next ten minutes grilling him. He then read the chatlog and quoted many lines Lorne had sent the decoy ("Is Ms. Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis? What is she thinking?") Lorne visibly became more stressed and depressed as the
conversation went on. He would try to blame his behavior on a catfishing relationship he had previous with a woman he knew as "Amanda James". Eventually, Hansen revealed that he was part of a Dateline investigation. Lorne then let out a cry of defeat ("OH CAWD!") and was arrested shortly after he left the house. During his police interview,
despite knowing he had incriminating evidence in his truck and on his computer, he gave the police consent to seize both. Only after being showed his nude cam shots did he request a lawyer, but it was too late. Police were interviewing Travis Fowler in a nearby room and after his interview, the detective in charge of the Armstrong interview comes in
and proclaims “He’s toast” to the other detective. Lorne would end up being charged with interstate travel with the intent of sex with a minor, attempted sexual contact with a minor, and attempt to produce child pornography (police recovered a camera from his truck). On the advice of his attorney because he was facing a 20 year sentence, he took a
plea deal. He was sentenced to seven years both on the state and federal level to be served concurrently, of which he served five and was given lifetime probation and RSO status. Afterwards, he returned to his home state of Maine.

Attempted YouTuber[] Lorne Armstrong's final YouTube video (2017) In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on Dateline, tried to cash in on his fame, or infamy, by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before
and during his prison stay.[1] These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be statements he said in his 407 page chatlog, though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him. He tried to sell a shirt of a still of him from TCaP for $40 with the phrase, “Don’t yell.
I’m sensitive!”, which is a rephrase of his infamous “Well! Yell at me why doncha?!”. The legality of selling such a shirt was suspect at best considering he was using an image from the show which would not only be a copyright issue, but a possible violation of the “Son of Sam Law”, which prohibits criminals from making money from their crimes.
That being said, he only sold one shirt, and he never shipped it. After being sent a direct message from a YouTube user named “ArtsyTiger” letting him know that all of his “supporters” were actually making fun of him, he went on YouTube to make what would end up being his final video entitled “Important Message” in which he addressed the DM
and asked the commenters, the same people trolling him, if he should continue or stop making videos.[2] Lorne would stop making videos, but leave the channel open to the public. Lorne's YouTube career came to an end when he was arrested for violations of parole in the autumn of 2019. Under these conditions, Lorne was not allowed to access the
internet. Second Arrest[] Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the
prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020. Novel and Current Life[] While Lorne was in prison, he wrote a novel named "Taken Abroad".[3] A video emerged in May 2021 of Lorne selling items at
a garage sale.[4] In the video, people outside of the shot can be heard saying quotes from his chatlog.
Whether they are locals or his stalkers is unknown. The following year, more videos began to appear of the annual event (the Ten Mile Yard Sale), with Lorne answering questions posed by a visitor and being informed on the current happenings of the Lornography community. People still visit the trailer under the guise of buying from Lorne, filming
and posting their interactions with him without his knowledge. In January 2023, images of the Church of Cawd point of interest on Google Maps showed his trailer of failure in a state of disrepair, along with a shipping container and front loader in the yard, suggesting that Lorne no longer resides there. However, his updated RSO information in May
2023 still lists his address as the trailer, and a new image on Google Maps showed it was in much better condition than when it was in January, with several cars parked outside. However, as of May, the property once again looks to be in severe disrepair. It is unknown if this is because Lorne is still rennovating the property, continuing his junk sales,
or simply leaving it to fall apart. Quotes[] "Oh CAWD!" (Lorne's response once the cameras come out) "Hey girrrrl!" [From chatlog] "ok, delete your archives and remember Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong.........i love you more than anything" [From chatlog] "do you miss your other love? mr penis lol" [From chatlog] "is ms vagina thinking about mr penis?"
"Well! Yell at me why doncha! Hehehe, I haven't had a kiss yet" "How are you, sir? I'm alright how are you doin'?" "Nawt a whole lawt" [From chatlog] "My precious princess" Trivia[] Lorne has a heavy New England accent which is commonly made fun of when people quote him. For example, instead of saying “Not a whole lot,” they say “Nawt a
whole lawt," and instead of saying "Oh God!" they say "Oh Cawd!" Despite wearing a Boston Red Sox cap to the house, Lorne admits that he doesn't even watch baseball.[5] He referred to his genitals as "Mr. Penis" and the decoy's genitals as "Ms. Vagina." Lorne's chat is infamous for being one of the longest ever in the history of TCaP. In total,
15,971 messages were exchanged. The decoy had sent 7,385 messages, while Lorne had sent 8,586 messages, which is about a 16% difference between the number of messages sent. 82,889 words were exchanged within these messages, with the decoy providing 22,287 words, while Lorne contributed 60,602 words. This is almost a 172% difference
between words exchanged. Was arrested for DUI pre-Dateline when he drove a van into a house. Lorne blamed his brothers for the crash and the arrest saying he drove because he didn't want them walking home. He also tried to downplay the charges against him saying he was "only a few sips" over the limit.
He had swindled an elderly couple out of $30,000 for promising to renovate their home and then skipping out. He would be taken to task about this by the TCaP community and on his YouTube channel, had promised to pay them back. At the time of his last video, he had paid back less than $100. Ironically, this would lead to one of Lorne’s biggest
critics, Nathaniel Trevor, taking out a fundraiser in the couple’s name and then disappearing from the internet with the proceeds. "The Church of Cawd" is a mock religious group based off Lorne, which takes all of his crimes and character flaws and satirically pokes fun at them under the guise of “worship”. They even have their own bible, known as
"The Holy Lornography", which is the 407 page chat.[1] Some have taken their mockery of Armstrong to the point of obsession and have even shown up at his trailer in Cornville, Maine to harass him as well as go to the Yelp pages of where he works to place fake reviews. Lorne revealed this has gotten him fired at least once from a milk hauling
business he was working for. Despite being over 50 years old, and through his own admissions to Chris Hansen, Lorne has never had a real girlfriend, as every girl he’s ever had a relationship with both pre and post-TCaP have been long-distance catfishers. In 2012, Lorne tried suing NBC for $40 million dollars and tried going through the appellate
court of Kentucky to get his conviction overturned due to what he perceived as poor counsel from his public defender including relief money.[6] [7]Both were thrown out. Wrote a letter to get the judge presiding over his case to make the bracelet he brought inadmissible as evidence because, in his words, “it was crap!”, as well as the condoms saying
he had them because he sang at karaoke bars.[3] ”Ramona” has said that she made her character a black woman in order to see if Lorne was racist, but he showed no inklings towards that, even saying his mother approved of her. During an interview with Joey's TCaP Channel, Lorne revealed that out of all the predators in the Kentucky sting, John
Elliot creeped him out the most. His reasoning was that John's smile was unnerving, given the context of the situation he was in. He would also say that during his interactions with James Travis Fowler, he would act "catatonic".[4] Lorne had a dog named "Bud" at the time of his Dateline appearance. He named the dog after his favorite beer, Bud
Light. Lorne is known as "87" after graduating 87/87 of his high school class. References[]

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