My ex wife loved this Maxwell character.

 She made me take her LA to meet him. It was probably

around the time this video was made because he was wearing the same jacket. Anyway, we pick him
up and he tells us he wants to go eat at Denny's; I say fine and we go. Well his part of the bill came
to $68. I swear he ate 3 grand slams and 4 more breakfasts, all by himself, and he never offered to
pitch in for it.

So we pay the bill and we're driving him back. That's when it happened: Maxwell let this fart rip for
like 3 minutes straight. I know it was that long because My Sharona was playing on the radio and he
farted pretty much the whole time. The vinyl peeled off the door of my Saturn where he was sitting.
We opened all the windows as soon as we could but it didn't even help. It smelled like rotten eggs
and death. That was in late summer. When my son went back to school in fall they put him in slow
class. I swear that fart gave him brain damage because he was never the same.