We have a neighbor

I fancies nobody

Did you get my message

Please call me

Did you get the phone

Is he stupid

I told you last night its finished

Sorry and don’t call me

Yes I got the cards and the flowers and the chocolate ‘

And I got the cushion as well but its finished

Please don’t leave me

Don’t cry I love you so much

Ali and I have the post haven’t we ali

Give me the post ali

Drop it ali

Telephone bill gas bill electricity bill

Whats this

A parcel for you

Good what is it

Oh its from mothers

Ali darling this arrived for you and I made you this

Oh very you ali

This is from iran

Who from what does he say

It says hello do you remember me

7 years ago we was penpals

Who s ali

He was my penpal 7 years ago

I speak English well now

I coming to England

He wants to stay here

What about the rules

A latin American here

Tall handsome rich

Like ricky martin

When is he coming

Let me see it says November 5th

Oh its you nick

Hi babes

Hello nick how are you

Great

Nice muscles

Heres your milk

Our milk ?

You mean our milk you borrowed three weeks ago

I forget nothing

I said Would you like a drink nick

No thanks

Zahras friend is coming here

Whats she like

Not a girl a boy

Why don’t I show you how to do it properly

I ve told you before nobody uses my bike no body is that clear ?

Well why not?

If you touch my bike again you are out clear?

I said

Come in
Hi nadia bridgets penpal arrived this morning he is strange oh and nick from next door is so
funny

He brouth our milk back from three weeks ago

Nick is so stupid he touched my bike

Also hector from argentina

His English is not very good

Fascinating

We go to the library too don’t we bridget?

Yes its great

You live In a musem full of old thing

And now we ll show you the flat

This is the bedroom

You don’t understand we only have one bedroom

He lives in a museum with 20 bedroom

Very funny

You can sleep here

It’s a bed

Here s a cushion

This of course is the tv

But just relax I must go to the bathroom

My goodness what are we going to do

He is not a sexy Argentinian

But he is sweet and polite but those clothes

He is so old fashioned

He must go

Room service

Who are you

The butler ?

I live next door

Where are the girls ?

I know wheres bridget does she know you are here

Isn’t he wonderful ?

Are you hungry ?

We ll buy your lunch

What would you like to eat ?

Fish and chips ?

Nick hector make friends

Teach hector some English

I ll teach hector some English

Hows it going ?

The chicks in the apartment opposite have a visitor

Hector argentina

He cant speak English

Man he thought I was the butler

And even worse I thinke he fancies bridget

The girls have gone out so I will teach him to speak English